Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)19:50:27 No.82886655

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Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)19:50:27 No.82886655

>be me
>be enjoying self using fleshlight
>pumping in and out with the force of 1000 meteors that sent the dinosaurs into extinction
>watching Eva Lovia
>feelsgoodman
>sudden knock at my front door
>wtf
>remember am expecting a package I have to sign for
>FFFFFUUU.jpeg
>stop pumping
>pause porn
>get up to go to the door
>was in a rush and wasn't thinking and put the fleshlight in my back pocket of robe
>get to the door
>open it and see Mormons standing in front of me
>there's one guy, and one girl
>girl is cute as fuck
>short, d cup tits (even though they were hidden like crazy), very neotenous in the face
>dont close door because of the cute girl
>guy starts talking
>yadda yadda yadda
>jesus stuff
>tell him that's cool but I'd like to hear from the girl
>ask the girl if jesus is actually real
>she says yes he saved her life
>she offers a Mormon book to me
>go to take it
>fleshlight falls out of back pocket
>they see this
>they give me a look
>"its just a flashlight, no biggie, was about to go through my attic, doesn't have electricity"
>accidentally nervous laugh
>they say okay
>invite me to their church, say it was nice to meet me and leave

If I go to this church, what are the chances of me fucking this girl? She was so fucking cute dude.