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you can be short and average/chopped like vidrel and still get daily sex with a cute gf
he's even SHORTER THAN HER
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>>82886998
He has a huge cock and is probably charming or charismatic. Most of the anons here... are neither
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>>82886998
yeah have you seen his dick? women are whores. dick > height
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>>82886998
She doesn't look very into it tbdesu.
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>>82887014
>>82887020
He's very short and skinny, his cock wouldn't look that big on a regular guy. He's still hung, just not insanely so, most likely something like a 1 in 100 cock.
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>>82886998
where's the cute girl in this image though
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BWCpill is very hard to swallow for a lot of people.

The reality is, if you have a huge cock, if you can get a woman into bed, the hard part is now over - she is yours unless she's some turbo whore who's had 7+ inches before. 9/10 times it's not the case and she is glued to you for a long time afterward - can feel free to situationship her and find more women to bwc trap or become an abusechad, do whatever. Ball is in your court.
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>>82886998
Why are there so many anorexic chud faced manlets with massive schlongs?
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>>82887043
that thing is just about the size of her face. the average length of a woman's face is about 8 inches, so that cock is at least 7.5
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>>82886998
i bet local fembots also make cringey autist faces like she does when you boner them in the pussy, not sexy at all
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She looks really scared. Might be 3rd world rape
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>>82887146
So what I said, about 1 in a 100.
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>>82887116
Guess how I know you don't have a big dick
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>>82886998
>dat dick, tattooos, long hair
he might look like a bit of a chud on the outside, but my guess is he's one of those "rocker" "bad boy" types.
Or whichever one women find attractive.
He probably has an extraverted, sociable and non-chud personality.
Or she has an ugly bastard rapist fetish, judging by those expressions.
Or she's straight up being raped. Who knows... who cares.
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>>82886998
Drugs, it's so fucking easy to get cute girls if you have drugs.
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>>82886998
The amount of confidence you get by haing a massive shlong.

I could never
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>>82887216
you don't, because I in fact do and every reply afterward by you will be an admission of your seethe
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>>82887444
I'll believe you because you got trips... how big is it?
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>>82886998
lilredvelvet is the source, they've been fucking for like 8 years

dick really is powerful
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>>82886998
>chopped
zoomnigger speak detected, opinion discarded
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>>82886998
hang on is this the guy from that one cooking youtube channel? where is the B-roll?
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>>82886998
he should name his dick /thread
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>>82887043
not everyone has shitty spatial awareness like you do, coping tardo
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>>82887733
How big do you think he is genius?
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>>82887043
>just a top 1% dick, that's easy to get :^)
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lmao his dick cant even get hard
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>>82886998
Wow, I can't believe this shit a guy like that is living better than me? Why am I even trying to go on anymore? Life is so meaningless for me. I should just stab myself in my goddamn throat and bleed out to death
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>>82886998
>tattoos
>general hood vibes
>pretty much a horse cock
Most men lack his rizz and endowment
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>>82888061
Big dicks need more blood than average ones
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>>82886998
this is actually kind of sad she doesnt look like shes enjoying it at all..
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Why does she look like the xenomorph is breathing down her neck
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>>82887014
He's pretty average for his height.
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>>82889359
>>82887043
women are so delusional about average cock sizes it's actually insane
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>>82887144
because the short guys who had small dicks didnt breed
you have to compete if you want to reproduce, and if you're short you still need to compete, and only hung guys can do that, so thats why the penis size for shorter guys is increasing, because all the short small dicked guys literally die alone without children
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why are you bullying a short king
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>>82887927
yeah, lol. what a fucking retard
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>>82887144
I don't know man, I'm skinny AND short (5'5) but somehow my dick is 18cm
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>>82890385
Pretty sure dick size is actually completely random. Every part of my body is below average size. Like my girth is nearly my wrist size
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>>82890385
i swear r9kers are always packing
remember this one from a few days ago
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>>82886998
Brutal cockpill
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>>82890385
fuck
got mogged again
5'5 and 17.5cm
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>>82891279
You are my brother either way shortbro
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>>82891234
That looks like an ftm with a packer. If not good on him for having a dick thicker than his wrist.
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>>82891521
it disproves the wristpill doe
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>>82886998
isn't it unfair that this guy is probably a leftist redditor that makes fun of incels and right wingers... but he has a HUGE COCK so he basically wins by default?

isn't that depressing
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>>82886998
Dont put shithole third worlds standards where everything is about resources and not starving so subhumans can stand out up to everyone else
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>he did it so that means you can do it too!
Retard.
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>>82889477
Blame porn and bwc threads
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>>82888061
he did the thing where you hook up a pump to your cock and permanently ruin your ability to get hard but get a big flaccid dick
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>>82892476
So zero blood is able to pump to the penis at that point unless you use a pump?
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>>82892440
theyre american they go by lilredvelvet and geminiprime
just cuz they look mixed and the lighting is trash doesnt mean its the 3rd world
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You can get daily sex with a girl if you GET OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER/PHONE, GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO PEOPLE. Seriously they're not as picky as they used to be and with men afraid to hit on girls in public it's easier... Once you figure out your framework of conversating
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>>82892688
Yeah, I could get daily sex. With some fat disgusting freak.
I work out 5x a week, eat right, have a decent career... If the best I can do is tortas and trailer park kaylissas, I'd rather jerk off, thanks.

If you're statistically below average, any women you find or will take you is going to have some kind of serious defect. Eating disorder, personality disorder, financially irresponsible, etc.
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>>82887043
>most likely something like a 1 in 100 cock.
I found your problem bro, you are actually retarded.
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>>82892688
>You can get daily sex with a girl if you GET OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER/PHONE, GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO PEOPLE
First, I've done that before, nothing changed.
Second, there are people who don't do that and still get it.
Fuck off.
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Anons with sub 6" cooks should just become girls. Then there would be plenty of women in r9k. It's so easy, the estrogen is rigth there.
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>>82886998
Man I have a small fucking dick lol
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>>82893874
OP guy is abnormally big and he's short which makes it look even bigger. do not feel bad
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>>82893715
nonsense. men ALSO need an amount of estrogen, actually HIGH
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>>82887144
Being fat as a kid unironically stunts your penis growth
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>>82894709
I was always thin and my dick is small.
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i hate my life more than you could possibly imagine
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>>82887116

It's true. I didn't get laid until I was 19, but immediately after she just started buying me things. By the 4th time I came over she said I could live with her rent free and she'd give me a small cash allowance while I was in college.

Double edged sword though. If they ever gain weight/feel ugly their libido can shut down and they refuse sex. This causes a depressive spiral that you've got to nip in the bud.
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>>82886998
I'm really tall like 6'6" with very big large 9 inches dick and sometimes I wish I was shorter and skinny like 5'4" so my cock look disproportionally huge compare to my twink body.
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>>82886998
Ok, but he literally has a huge fucking cock, so who cares how short he is?
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>>82886998
My dick is 8.75" long with 6.5" girth and i am a virgin because my face is disgusting.... The closest i came to sex was a cute passing tranny from anime north but i bailed because i saw a nude and his little dick just turned me right off. I ghosted him. I could never be gay. I need female attention so bad, its made me empty and depressed. Even when i post my dick on discord, the only ones who ever message me are faggots. Fuck men. I wish i was the only male left alive maybe then id have a chance
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Dick>height every time.
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>>82886998
The crazy thing that trips me out and makes me think you're a fed is that i was just looking for this video thr other day.

Everyone report OP he is a fed.
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>>82895370
>government monopoly on coincidences
Fuckin commies
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>>82895834
Wtf how did you know i was a commie too you fed piece of shit
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>>82895978
Lucky guess. Anyway, wanna commit wire fraud?
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>>82896126
Nah i want to drink some green label and suck on pawg clit.
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>>82889477
>women are so delusional about average cock sizes it's actually insane
they guys with tiny dicks aren't going to approach girls, why do that when the girl is just gonna laugh when you drop your pants? So in women minds the average dick is 7 inches
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>>82896275
most delusional statemtne ever
go on r/realitydick ffs
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>>82896126
there are no feds in r9k
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>>82886998
she looks insufferable desu
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>>82886998
Damn he must have blackmailed her into it since she looks like she's being held at gunpoint...



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