i feel super affectionate right now with no bf to dote onFUCK!!!!
>>82888643namefags and tripfags need to be deleted irl
>>82888653idc i'm petting my cats rn to fill the void
>>82888643You can dote on me neptune\\\ v w v \\\
>>82888707ok!!!! um!!! i didn't think i'd get this far!!!! i'm not sure what to do!!!!
>>82888643real as helli gotta forcefully turn my crush into a bf i need to give him love RAHH
>>82888643Tell me your fetishes and you can dote on me
>>82888643stop being a self cuck and pick an incel to love already
>>82888714>i'm like a dog chasing cars>i wouldn't know what to do with one if i... caught it!>y'know? i just... do, things
>>82888722you get it!!! i just get an occasional urge to be physically affectionate (that i very very very rarely act on)good luck with that also!! hopefully you can achieve this :]>>82888730GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS>>82888731i wish i could but:>>82888732this essentially :pwish i knew how to be normal!!!! i'd love a robot bf but i'm horrible and awful but i am yearning right now
>>82888738>GET OUT OF MY WALLSI'm under your skin not in your walls silly
>>82888741both.what gets me off is sacred lore that the public needn't know about!!
>>82888643You can dote over me if you like. My back is literally against the wall, with one hand on a mixture of diesel and rubbing and alcohol and the other on a flamethrower, waiting for Albanian mercs to kick my door in. I could use some affection. This foreverwar is starting to tire me and I fear I am becoming lost in my own head.
>>82888714Ummm me neither 'w' hmmmTell me some things about urself. I like cooking at home & I work at a restraunt, I like to garden a bit, I used to watch anime but not for a while & to um uhh um I'm pretty boring desu.How about you neptune?? < :
>>82888643You can dote over me if you like. My back is literally against the wall, with one hand on a mixture of diesel and rubbing and alcohol and the other on a flamethrower, waiting for Albanian mercs to kick my door in. I could use some affection. This foreverwar is starting to tire me and I fear I am becoming lost in my own head. Just tell me it was all worth it, please, that will be enough doting and cheer me up immensely
>>82888746>that the public needn't know aboutWanna sneak that lore into my DMs? I can give you my WoW username if you want to tell me all about your steamy sex fantasies.
>>82888760>>82888771um!!! is there some crazy shit going on in the world that i'm not aware of>>82888764oh um!! i like to sew and clean, which sounds stupid but i find it fun idk :pgardening sounds very cool!!! i've never done it before (and all attempts usually fail) do you have a favorite kind of plant/flower to grow?>I'm pretty boring desu.oh i assure you i am EXTREMELY boring!!! no judgement here>>82888772>WoWholy moly>Wanna sneak that lore into my DMs?this information will be used against me!!! i am an innocent maiden i assure you
>>82888643Lower your standards and settle for incels. >>82888722Lower your standards and settle for incelsWhy can't females lower their goddamn standards and settle for less than the stupid chads they want. It's not fair that you horrid shallow pigs force nice guys like me to rot alone for my entire life. Fuck your standards
>>82888738>urge to be physically affectionateok i'm calling it, you're a mildly superior variant of that other schizoid girl i told you about a while backno matter how terrible shit got, she was always repulsed by physical touch, so that one earns you a whopping +3 respect in one goa LOT of other things though... man you two are fucking identical i fucking swear.it's always so amusing to watch you post, paradoxical creatures like you are very interesting
>>82888811>holy molyI have Maple Story and TF2 if you prefer those?>this information will be used against meIt will not! I've been secret keeper for so many people here over the years. You wouldn't believe the dirt I have on people if you heard it, but you never will because these lips are sealed.
>>82888821Absolutely.>>82888643>foidnigger bitching about problems that don't exist for her AGAINNuclear war, won't you come? And wash away the rain?
>>82888851>wanting a nuclear war because woman won't touch peepeeare all incels clowns?
>>82888821i think my standards are fairly low but i'm stupid and very skittish hence why i'm single>>82888822who is this woman and how can i marry her she's my dream womanjk uhmm idk, sometimes my brain just craves normie things like intimacy, having children, etc. i just snap out of it because i know realistically it'll never happen>a LOT of other things thoughi'm being gangstalked GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS>>82888823no it's just funny to be offered a WoW user for a kink interview>It will not!yuhhuh!! it will!!! i'm onto you!!>>82888851>bitching about problems that don't exist for her AGAINbut this is my problem :p
>>82888811Oh, that's pretty nice!! I like to clean too, because I like to obsess over little details. It can be fun!What do you like to sew? That sounds interesting.My garden is mainly figs, cilantro, grapes, strawberries, and radishes. The figs are my favorite!
>>82888869>he believes the human species is actually not fundamentally unsalvageable
>>82888873>no it's just funnyYou think this is a JOKE? I am completely serious 100% all the way. We can also do neopets but they censor neomails so we'll need to use a cipher. Send me a neofriend request but heads up: I will judge the way you dressed your neopets up>yuhhuh!! it will!!! i'm onto you!!Oh? Onto me? You dirty dog!
>>82888811I have appeared in other threads, called by others, wrench anon. I have a personal war that I am fighting, over someone who beat the girl who saved my life. And I am furious, constantly. I don't know any of you avatarfags yet, apart from chicken, but you'll hear more of me
>>82888887>he cares about stupid shit instead of just enjoying life
>>82888894>HURR DURRJFC.
>>82888873>who is this woman and how can i marry herwell i told her to get her ass over here already and talk to you but she said something like "not being terrible enough to browse r9k" or whatevershe only comes here when she's feeling terrible i suppose, which i can't blame her for>sometimes my brain just craves normie thingsaye, so it seemsnot a bad thing though, if you can get some of those>realistically it'll never happenyou'd be surprised, depending on what it isbut then again you don't even allow yourself to be surprised and just fall for some self-fulfilled prophecy anyway from the looks of it, so who am i kidding, lolhere's hoping you're able to snap out of that mindset instead>>82888869no he's just an excessively edgy faggotread his posts as if you were reading the posts of a 12 year old going through a rebellious phase and it'll all make sense to you
>>82888905>34 year old Oops, missed the mark by 22 years. How old are (You), Junas? Like 15?
>>82888905>read his posts as if you were reading the posts of a 12 year old going through a rebellious phase and it'll all make sense to youI kind of hate him because his name is very close to someone that I used to know and wish was still around>>82888915>34>acts like thisWowie
>>82888882>I like to obsess over little details. It can be fun!exactly!! there's something kinda peaceful about it because i can just zone out and go into autopilot and ponder :]>What do you like to sew?i think i'm pretty awful at it but i like to make plushies and some clothes. i'm working on a skirt right now!!>The figs are my favorite!don't kill me but i'm not sure i've ever had a fig before........>>82888902cheer up anon, people have equal opportunity to be good!!>>82888892neopets is crazy holy, i haven't been on there in 10 years. i should try and login again>Oh? Onto me? You dirty dog!heh yeah... yeah... i got figured out buckeroo...!!!>>82888893oh well hello wrench anon!! i hope you can win that fight and i will root you on>I don't know any of you avatarfags yeti don't use avatars!! i just post gifs of characters i like :[>>82888905>"not being terrible enough to browse r9k"for the best i think!! especially because this board can sink people down further :[>here's hoping you're able to snap out of that mindset insteadi won't!!! but thank you!! perhaps there is still a chance but it doesn't upset me much!!!
>>82888947>neopets is crazy holy, i haven't been on there in 10 years. i should try and login againIt's actually kind of fun. I really liked doing the food club betting, made millions and millions on that. I miss being a youngun and waking up early to do my dailies before school. Once upon a time Dicearoo or whatever was broken so you could just hold F5 and the page refreshes would count as rolls and you'd make so much money and get so many items. Great stuff, but they fixed it last I checked. >heh yeah... yeah... i got figured out buckeroo...!!!You sure know how to get me going, all this dirty talk whew kind of hot under the collar now
The way Juniggeras acts and how other people act regarding him makes me think he's a Chadnigger. Explains why he feels the compulsion to blurt out stupid, self absorbed shit so confidently. If you've been desired by women get off this board and kill yourself.
>>82888947It's a pleasure to meet you, Neptune, you seem like a friendly person. Wrench anon sounds a bit harsh on the tongue doesn't it, perhaps, if i get a tripcode, I will call myself Mars.
>>82888966i don't remember a lot because i must have been like 8 or 9 BUT i miss trying to hunt UC's later on. good times..!!!>You sure know how to get me going, all this dirty talk whew kind of hot under the collar nowoh um uh oh urrhhh umm oh.i did what now!!!!!????>>82888983>>82888983mars!! omg :D yayy my planet army grows..!!!
>>82889022>i must have been like 8 or 9I think I played from 10 to mumble mumble oh my god I've played neopets for longer than you've been alive haven't I please end my life.>i did what now!!!!!????You know what you did!
>>82889022testing tripcode, still getting the hang of it, in the options field, no?
>>82888947>for the best i think!!yeah except she fucking showed up like what the fuck dudetalk about synchronicity, and i'm still trying to get her to at least say fucking hi but she won't budgereeeei know you can see this, SHOW YOURSELF>perhaps there is still a chance but it doesn't upset me much!!!oho, there definitely is a chancei'm gonna pray for destiny to make it happen because it'd be so fucking funny, no other reason than that
>>82889079name##password, all in the name field newfriend
>>82888947Oh yeah hah ha a lot of people haven't so I understand. And the ones in the stores are nowhere as good as freshly picked ones so a lot of people think they're just a mediocre fruit.If you ever go to the farmer's market I highly recommend you look for some really ripe figs! There's a lot of different kinds (Kadotas & white genoa are my faves), each with their own flavor, but the best ones will be the ones with very soft skin that's slightly cracking so you can see the white flesh underneath.>but i like to make plushies and some clothes. i'm working on a skirt right now!!Hey that sounds like the opposite of boring! Tgat's cool!! I mean, when I try to stitch up my clothes I find it too tedious because it's difficult for me (unlike cleaning, which is easier) so doing that is kinda boring for me. And sewing must be a lot harder! :pBut if you can make plushies and clothes I think that's really wonderful. Must be a good creative oulet and life skill too!What kind of plushies do you make?Like what Junasanon said, I wish you all the best and I hope you can fullfill your dreams & be the best u
>>82889090Junas is a fag. See: >>82888968
>>82889086I have been here since 2014, but never used a tripcode. I still miss ciara.
>>82888643big challenges supremacy. Sorry dirty foid, but already spoken for.
is necrotic like a posadist? i heard theyre pretty into nukes
Nailed it. Wrench chad no more, Mars.
>>82889079for you it'd be like Mars##passcodeherewelcome planet pal!!!!!!>>82889090>nowhere as good as freshly picked ones so a lot of people think they're just a mediocre fruit.i fucking love fruit!! i wish i could grow things :[>If you ever go to the farmer's market I highly recommend you look for some really ripe figs!will do!! i keep getting offers from family friends to go so i'm gonna find them and give it a try!! thank you!! :]>And sewing must be a lot harder!it's very very tedious, i hate doing it by hand but my machine gives me trouble from time to time. i might need to get a new one blehh>Must be a good creative oulet and life skill too!thank you!! i try but i'm honestly very very amateuri make plushies of characters i like but the last one i finished was over a year ago (i procrastinate on them a lot. its a lot of work!!)thank you for being so nice!!! i will enjoy some figs in your honor!!! >>82889133you can live because big challenges is the best indeed!!!!!!
>>82889106who's an edgyboi? yes you are! :>
>>82889142Why'd you used to post your wrench, Mars? I assume that's why they called you wrench chad??
what do you look for in a person
>>82889186I have had no small number of conflicts in the last few weeks. It started with me hunting a woman beater, who beat the woman who shares that tattoo with me, and I also had a knife pulled on me. I have a winter jacket fitted with armoured plates so I could pounce and disarm him. I never actually hurt anyone, just intimidated.
>>82889185>HURR DURR EDGY!!!I'm not doing this to be edgy, I just speak my mind and that's it you dumb underageb& nigger.>>82889141NO.
>>82889176You're welcome, I hope you have a good time & enjoy them!Like what you said earlier, I've been craving normie things and physical affection a lot too lately. The more as I get older! I am mostly interested in more platonic sorts of things, not adult stuff, but even that is kinda hard for me because I can get really anxious.I have been using Cuddle Comfort to try & find a platonic cuddle buddy for the past month, but no luck yet!
>>82889262Oh, and I have to use the wrench because my right hand is shattered and will crack again if I throw a punch.
>>82889262That's very interesting. You sound brave. But I'm sorry all that shit hapoened. Is she going to be OK?Was your goal to figure out who he was so that you could have him arrested or what? Are you going to keep trying?
>>82889176Neptune this is my first time on r9k in years and you seem calm and comfy. Do you fw chiikawa if not I think you should
>>82889306She cut her arms up. I cried. I don't like people seeing that, but I burst into tears when I saw it, held her tighter than anyone I've ever held in my life. The last few months of my life have been dedicated to protecting this girl, to the point I was willing to go to prison for it, and she still cut herself. That jackal who did this gets the wrench now, no second chance, no threats, a quick jab to the temple.
>>82889324I see, I'd be angry too. Good luck out there Mars.
>>82889337We all need a mission, and I've made mine clear. To protect lucy. I have maybe 2 months, judging my my sclera, and I intend to damage the people who wronged her to the best of my ability. Even if the Albanians are sent after me what can they do against diesel and a flamethrower? Pricks. Cunts. They offer me a quick death rather than this? Let's fucking go, I'm not quite dead yet and ready for another round.
>>82888643The concept of doting on a partner sounds great but actually going through the process of liking someone and waiting for the inevitable rejection isnt
>>82889269>I just speak my minduhuh, yeah of course, let's talk more about how you'd shoot people up for no reason or wish nuclear war on the world or how humankind is hopeless and needs to be eradicatedbro you're edgier than a fucking obsidian blade lmao>"underageb&">being this newlurk moar, newfaggot
Sanrio should make a Little Challenges
