if you ride a horse and the horse is drunk and you run someone over and they die do you get the punishment or the horse? what if youre both drunk? what if just you are drunk?
>>8288964340 years later horses lost their jobs
>>82889643how'd the horse get drunk?anyways, the fault lies on the person who got the horse drunk, if it's you then you're going to jail for manslaughter and animal abuse
>>82889651what if someone else got the horse drunk?
>>82889666why would you ride a drunk horse?
>>82889925why wouldnt you my nigga its bragging rights
Cars are guzzling 20 proof by the gallon. So alcohol is probably OK for the horse. The reason drunk driving charges are placed against the human driver is because it's insanely profitable. Not as profitable as divorce court, but it's definitely in the top five revenue streams outside of taxes for any city, county or state legal system.Crucially it is a win:win:win:win:win situation. They're innocent? They still spend thousands proving it. They're guilty? Thousands. Need to exert a little muscle? Arrest the targeted individual for impaired driving, much more nebulous legal definition that is entirely at the discretion of whoever administers the test, easy way to hurt someone + get thousands of dollars. Someone is driving drunk but they are part of the group? Just claim ignorance. "alright bucko, suck this robot dick so I can humiliate you and put you in jail and take thousands of... Oh, Mr Ingroup! How you doing man? You didn't use your blinker but I'll let you off with a warning ;) how's the wife and kids? Oh vacation coming up, I hear the canaries are lovely this time of year. Even if it's some low class broke scum you still benefit immensely. Make a big fuss and show off the departments metrics. Might not get thousands up front, but the two years in prison working for $0.18/hour + family putting money on commissary to buy aspirin for a dollar a pill, $8 travel size toothpaste, and $5 little debbie cakes makes for a very happy ceo of the private for prison ceo which trickles back down in the form of donations to the annual police department fund raiser or Berg, Stein, & Witz hosted lawyer ball.
>>82889643You both get euthanized
>>82889643Even the horse gets in trouble
>>82889643I live by the one of those Anabaptists (Amish? Mennonites?) and you don't really get in trouble for being drunk on a horseThere was a blackout drunk Mennonite around here who was on a wagon being pulled by a horse, and the only thing the cops did was help the horse cross the road because the guy was passed outThey didn't care about where it was going because the horse knows where it's going.Homeboy didn't even get in trouble, but this is small town police, you only really get arrested for being a cunt
horses don't really get drunk because they have really big livers
