/r9k/ - chads of /r9k/ i hooked up with a friend of a fri - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/23/25(Thu)04:12:31 No.82889890

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Anonymous 10/23/25(Thu)04:12:31 No.82889890 Archived

chads of /r9k/

i hooked up with a friend of a friend twice and she doesnt live in my country but she's planning to visit next month. the problem is when we hooked up she was moaning and enjoying it but she didnt cum. im not very experienced at this so i need some advice. how do you make a girl cum? i only need chad advice, chuds not needed

Anonymous
10/23/25(Thu)04:13:20 No.82889895

Anonymous 10/23/25(Thu)04:13:20 No.82889895

You need to bring a teaspoon of semen with you

Anonymous
10/23/25(Thu)04:14:37 No.82889902

Anonymous 10/23/25(Thu)04:14:37 No.82889902

>>82889895
Its actually a tablespoon, according to the r9k Chad handbook (vol 2)

Anonymous
10/23/25(Thu)04:19:22 No.82889915

Anonymous 10/23/25(Thu)04:19:22 No.82889915

>>82889895
>>82889902
why do you retards post your unfunny garbage if you cant answer the question

Anonymous
10/23/25(Thu)04:21:43 No.82889920

Anonymous 10/23/25(Thu)04:21:43 No.82889920

>>82889915
Hahahaha you're a larping faggot and we're not hahahaha

Ooh eeh ooh aah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang, ooh eeh ooh aah aah bring a teaspoon of semen with you walla bing bang

Anonymous
10/23/25(Thu)04:29:16 No.82889949

Anonymous 10/23/25(Thu)04:29:16 No.82889949

>>82889920
im larping because i had sex or because the idea of someone having sex is so foreign to you that you have to go straight into denial? its not that big of a deal. you might have it someday as well

Anonymous
10/23/25(Thu)04:34:10 No.82889971

Anonymous 10/23/25(Thu)04:34:10 No.82889971

>>82889949
Nobody believes your little fanfic and you've definitely googled "how to eat pussy"