No l'm Jewish

No how do they get them things like insects in tequila bottles. I'm a designated sober driver.

Typically people say hell no to designate me for a sober driver but, I do that, when I can.

>>82890258
No, because I've been broke for the past few years and I don't want to buy presents for anyone anymore, nor do I wish to receive anything.
I get to see my family who may as well be strangers to me. It's just uncomfortable.

>>82890299
Fuckin' stop complaining get up in the gunner slut you're not incharge of the break bepdals.

>>82890299
You got a fucking 240B fucking tear that shit up. It's maybe gonna get a bit bumpy.

>>82890258
>Are you looking forward to Christmas, friends?
Only partially. As I will be alone again for the 10th year running.
I'll cook myself a dinner and watch The Godfather, like I always do.

yes this is the time of the year where i get to laugh at the 75 year olds at walmart getting paid minimum wage to stand outside in the freezing cold and ring a bell saying "merry christmas" to everyone

>>82891174
They aren't getting paid. They are volunteering because it makes them feel nice to help raise money

>>82890258
only normalfags get excited for holidays