wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours
>>82891649Wait how did they get that cat to type stuff on the internet? This image is so confusing it defies my understanding of the world as I perceive it.
>>82891665crazy stuff but don't worry about it
>>82891665>Wait how did they get that cat to type stuff on the internet?>he doesn't know
>>82891649Hell no. Literal bullies and harassers.
not really no. who wants to be forced into a chat every time you leave the house? certainly not me
my neighbor is a sheriff who fucks her dog. im good.
>>82891649nope have several ancient feuds with them over land, fuck those guys
>>82892165For real. My only "good" neighbor I had was an elderly woman and even then she couldn't help but try to do petty dominance games with me about my yard and annoying the shit out of me. I was a little relieved when she died and got carted out until the new neighbor was even worse and tried to get me evicted for having dogs and making up lies about me, even called the cops to my house. He moved out and now my new female neighbor slams her door every day and tries to "catch" me outside to smirk at me, she's a fucking mental case. I lowkey miss the old lady at least she was normal also she hated pitbulls and called them nigger dogs
>>82892192>i have nigger dogs that bark all the time also my flat stinks of weed and i play shitty music way too loud at night why do my neighbours hate me
>>82892207I am not British don't call it a flat, I own. My dogs don't bark just sleep. When the cop came to my house (during the day???) for the noise complaint they were asleep and I was watching a movie with a guest. The cop was perplexed. He tried to put it before the board and the board ruled in my favor because I had evidence of my dogs not disrupting shit for the 10 years I've lived. And weed is legal where I live. In conclusion, you are black
>>82892220what about the part where you routinely black out with the speakers blaring you daft tosser
>>82892233I don't do that I keep my tv below 25 and usually wear headphones. If explosions happen during a movie I turn it downVS my elderly neighbor would leave her radio blaring for hours vibrating my wall even when she went outside to garden because she was like a dog and it made her feel less lonely Sorry honey bunny I'm an innocent angel
>>82891681On the internet, nobody knows that you're a cat.
>>82892374>On the internet, nobody knows that you're a cat.Okay, wait.Some of the posters here being cats explains a lot, it actually explains a lot
