>Be me, first couple weeks of college>Huge fujoshi >First time being in a mixed class ( I went to a private girl high school )>I start shipping the boys in my class together, particularly this one pair of guys, since they seem close >Start writing one shots between them and others, including generating ai photos of them>Couple months pass>Joke to my friends about this, but dont go into intense detail obviously>Huge mistake>Word goes around>Said guy approaches me in the library and says we need to talk>I panic. I dont know what people told him. I tell him its all a lie and the reason I made it up was because I liked him>weird lie but ok, he believes it>Couple weeks pass again and he asks to see me after class>Confesses he likes me too and says we should start dating
>>82891930So? What happened then? Ig you're dating now? Don't leave us hanging like that
>>82891930>do something that would get you expelled if you were a moid>get rewarded with a guy wanting to be your bfwow, it's actually this easy for girls to get bfs. You actually can't do anything wrong. Thanks for providing yet more evidence of this.
>>82891956no we're not. I sorta just left him hanging and I hope he forgot about it. Im saving my virginity for Gojo when we meet in the afterlife
>>82892001Well you could have come up with any other excuse instead of randomly giving him hope like that. It seems like you just wanted to mess with his feelings.
>>82892046You're right, though it did seem like a reasonable excuse at the time, I still wasn't sure how much he knew. But his better off without me in any case. I dont feel physically capable of liking a guy irl. He also hung around alot of girls, which would also be a huge turn off
>>82891930you're actually the creep people say that incels are.
>>82892073I see. Well, if that's the case, maybe not too much of value was lost. Kind of sounds like both of you dodged a bullet
>>82892046>It seems like you just wanted to mess with his feelings.>>82892073>You're right,i am shocked.... well not that shocked
>>82891930You go queen. Don't stop fujoshiing
Hot. I need a fujo shipping gf who shlicks to thoughts of me hooking up with a guy in her class.
>>82892001But he's saving HIS virginity for Geto
>>82892110GetoxGojo ships are extremely unethical and borderline blasphemous. Besides, he mentioned in the manga that he had Waka Inoue as his homescreen so he couldn't possibly be gay. The ship alone makes me sick
Honestly you should probably date him just for the experience and to hopefully become slightly less socially retarded, you don't need to do anything you don't want to but right now you are incel-brained.
>>82892172He's probably bi. And he only fucks asian Staceys. Not dumpy femcels. Sorry had to say it.
>>82892188If I were to date, I'd do it for the goal of getting married. I plan on graduating and ordering a mail order husband overseas because I'll have enough money to support both of us in any case. Or I'll get super rich and have some himbo twinks live in my mansion and clean my pool
>>82892216Fuck you. Im south east asian so im halfway there. I just need to palemax
>>82891930You know how we know this is fake? Nobody in university talks to each other after class since the thirsty fake sexual assault spree of the late 00's and early 10's.
>>82892276This, "I won't talk to women because they'll call the cops on me" meme it's a millenial thing that has died off recently. Zoomers (the ones in college now) don't seem to have this issue anymore.
>>82892282Except you're fucking wrong by every available metric
Reminds me of the times me and my friend got "shipped" or whatever you wanna call it. The dynamic made sense for some chronically online fujo though cause the height difference and we walked around together a lot.
>>82892316Cope. Zoomer women aren't as brainwashed into misoginy (at least not all of them) as the ones you had access to back in the day. Do something about it or learn to live with it.
>>82892320hotttt. Did you like it? Did you ever imagine you and said friend together because of it? whats the height difference.
>>82892345What are you talking about?! Zooms are an entire magnitude less social than the antisocial millennials coming in strong for lonelier by half as much again than millennials and by and large taught the same trash by the same people millennials were
>>82892402I think the extremes just stretched further apart. The asocials are lonelier than ever, but also the ones that socialize do have it better imo. Idk, it's just how I perceive it. Maybe I'm wrong but I don't see why I would.
>>82892426One person isn't going to get counted as multiple people because they're lonelier harder
>>82892402>>82892426Also, forgot to address this part>taught the same trash by the same people millennials wereI feel a good chunk of zoomers are not falling for shit that millenials would have. More of them are leaning to the right as some sort of rebellious act. You can see this in some women too.
>>82892438stop fighting and kiss already
>>82892399I didn't previously think much about it. I wondered if I'd consider being with him, he often introduces me as his boyfriend, though I'm emotionally constipated so it can't happen. I wish I was capable of loving though cause hes great and has some affection for me I believe, he's a little shy or hesitant to be blunt about it but has admitted he'd kiss me.I'm short as fuck and he's tall as fuck. He had to lean down a lot to fit in pictures I would take in the bathroom mirror.
>>82892103Live laugh love BL twinie ;P
>>82891930sorry OP, you're just going to have to get used to imagining you're the moid you shipped him with during sex. also this literally happened in genshiken lol
>>82892001what would you do if he came up to you and said "I know you didn't really make it up but I think we should date anyway"?
>>82891930>being attractive enough that you could even get angry about this
>>82893503>>82893587I don't know whether he was the seme or the uke with the other guy, but OP would definitely be the uke with him (and not just because of vagina either)
>>82892073>I dont feel physically capable of liking a guy irl.I appreciate you for phrasing it this way instead of ID-ing as "asexual" like fujos on tumblr do
>>82893503fuck I need to find those genshiken chapters so OP can read them and get flustered
>>82893609I'm not mad. Its just that since I've gone radio silent and cold turkey on him, his friends have made it a point to target me. They dont talk to me anymore, and A couple of weeks ago, they left a note on my desk that said 'Harmful', basically referencing that I hurt him. Its annoying and I feel like it'll just get worse
>>82893681?????? ehh. I'd definitely be the dominant. Do not underestimate my abilities anon
>>82893994DID you write him as the uke? you perv
>>82893994just a minute ago you were saying you can't be attracted to 3D guys and now you're saying you'd be the dominant? which is it?
>>82894028I already know what's coming: she can't be with a guy BECAUSE they'd all try to make her be the bottom lol. she doesn't know how to project leadership and read people and gently but firmly reframe things against other people's assumptions in uncertain situations.
>>82894028I mean if I HAD to I'd obviously be the dominant. I have a natural masculine quality since im pretty tall as is. Also I've roleplayed alot online so I know my way around acting super manly if it ever came to that
>>82893609OP is prob is a 3/10 this is just the average woman experience
>>82894168tall sure but are you strong enough to physically restrain him?
>>82892001wrong choiceyou could have had fmm threesome you always dreamed of
>>82894225I'm 5'3 and I think he's around 5'7 but I could get around it ye. I wouldnt imagine it's hard. And retrain him in what?
>>82894168have you ever even kissed someone before? no? then how do you even know if your roleplay feels real or not? I was a pretty big coomer in my teens and even then my first time making out with someone was so much more intense than I imagined I was literally never the same after.
>>828942655'3 is tall? are you in bangladesh or some shit?restrain as in pin him down, like you don't have to be stronger than him just strong enough that you could keep the upper hand if you had it.
>>82894168in the yaoi you write, does the bottom suck cock first or does the top?
>>82894304I've never done anything but I know that if I did, I'd be the best and I'd be the dom. I'd be like, 'come here' and 'be a good boy' and all that stuff. But like I said, I dont feel the urge to with actual guys. Even my own urges toward anime guys are limited, since I usually just ship them together. I've been obsessing about Gojo for a steady 2 years
>>82894364I keep my own yaoi in the romantic and soft side, pervert. I usually stop the oneshots when the tension is gone
>>82891930>>Huge fujoshistopped reading there.fuck off from my internets to facebook or something
>>82891972>expelled have fun been on Sex Offenders list.
>>82894409I was always super dominant in my fantasies too, it didn't help in real life and the girl had to take the lead and I was ashamed how much I liked it. it wasn't that big a deal though and I'm way more dominant in practice now that I have some experience. you should look for something like that even if it's not necessarily with this guy. we didn't even have sex either, we just kissed and got naked, though I guess with you letting a man take the lead it'd be more likely to go farther. you could work out a strategy ahead of time for what your boundaries are and how to judo him into something else if he tries to push past them.
pantsu beaners
>>82891930Finally some good fuckin bait
>>82892610Just got home from the hangout with him. I don't see him much anymore but hes still sweet as ever, always shares his snacks with me.
>>82896154I hope your friendship blossoms into something more and something beautiful anon. Our society cannot be so doomed when there is still yaoi around
