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I often workout at my office gym with a colleague who is a bit older than me. She's kind of hot. Slender and about 5'8". Her legs are ridiculous. She walked by my desk and stared at me and made me hard. This is not good.
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>>82893826
nigga avoid that shit. women are a plague on their own a coworker youre exercising with is a suicidal endeavor. think of the money youre making for games and realize you dont wanna lose that
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>>82893840
Tbh I dont even make decent money. I definitely want to avoid tho. My job has way too many attractive slender women.
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>>82893851
yea women are constantly looking for chads to get railed by or robots to string along in case they want to ruin your life by playing victim for sadistic pleasure and money.

anyone that shows any interest in you is a threat and malicious and wants something from you. its never with good intentions.
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>>82893851
what do you work as to have hot womins approach you, granted you're probably a normie or chad lite
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>>82893826
Anon are you trying to lose your job? Just avoid them. It ain't worth it.
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>>82893998
This woman has a bf. She's not into me. Im the one who thinks she's kinda hot. She just thinks I look fit or whatever.
>>82894112
I work in an office. A lot of departments collaborate so I have no choice but to interact with attractive women.
>>82894204
When I interact with attractive women it makes my dick fill with blood.
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>>82894439
>This woman has a bf
this doesnt change anything for a woman. yes she isn't into you she just wants to ruin your life. rumors will spread that you are a creep for working out with her with the normies and you will get shoved out of your job and whatnot. you are self destructing and dont even know it while looking like a simp for following her to the gym
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>>82894925
Did something happen to you?
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>>82895163
yes i was born with autism nyoooom :3 my brain go weeee. if i was born as a woman with the same personality i would be a fucking millionare vtubing whore and everyone would love me but bc i am a man everyone hates me. i would transition but i am an ugly man so i would be an ugly woman sadly
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Nah bro I am autistic woman and can't get dates with NT men? we can't all be on youtube etc and OF lmao
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>>82895226
>>82895265
Is this a match made in heaven?
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>>82895265
>>82895285
why hello fine shorty that is definitely not a glowie how are you this evening what color is your pussy and can i do backflips on it
jk im not a fuckboi haiii :3 you are a fed but also haiii :)
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>>82895285
Yeah I believe so
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>>82895372
Hey I'm not a fed bro! I'm doing well :)
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>>82895400
I'm glad my thread can help match two autists into wedded matrimony
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>>82895422
hi sorgy i was eating mac and cheese :) are you datamining me? can i mine your data? >:3 we should vibe and then probably fuck if it goes well over time
>>82895604
it would actually be so based to tell people that you met your SO on 4chan specifically r9k
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>>82895422
Are you trans I am curious if you experienced the pain of inceldom prior we could chat about it
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>>82895265
Respond whore
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I am finishing up my workout now. I've been staring at my coworkers legs this whole time. She has a good pump from her cardio routine.
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>>82897672
quick, flirt with her
tell her "hey ummm nice balls, uhh i meant tits, damn it, sorry, actually just forget i said anything" or "you've got a hot bod for someone in menopause"
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>>82893826
Is that Asuka?
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>>82897709
Tbh the fact a woman can keep a hot bod in menopause makes her hotness more hotter. Like you know she comes from a strong lineage and took care of herself.
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>>82898533
What the hell the word filter for desu is gone. This site is going downhill.
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>>82898544
Wait the filter is back. What is going on here?
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>>82895265
I don't care anymore.

Any you fuckers want to add me, go right ahead

discord: thethirdnumidium
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>>82898908
Are you OP, the moid, or the foid?



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