>had my first cig at 18, addicted to cigs>had my first beer at 21, addicted to alcohol>had my first hookup at 25, addicted to hooking upI'm not gonna make it to 40, am I?
>>82895656No.Any other questions?
>>82895656When you getting your first real job? Unironically. Compulsive people are the ones who do great things.
>>82895656American is so weird you gotta be 18 to smoke but can't drink until 21
>>82895722>Americans are weird for not being hopeless drinks at 12yoYep YOUR culture is so superior it rules the world, oh wait, I forgot it doesn't.
>>82895662>Any other questions?Yeah, you free this weekend? You wanna hang out?>>82895682>real jobI used to work kitchens, now I'm in the process of moving into medical>Compulsive people are the ones who do great thingsI fucking hope so, manlife has been shit the past few months
>>82895730that's not what i meant if you're 18 why can't you drink and smoke together? why does it have to be different ages?
>>82895656You should try fentanyl
>>82895735>in the process of moving into medicalGood to hear it.>life has been shit the past few monthsAlso a good thing to hear. Means you've not fallen into the depressive abyss where you feel and do nothing.Godspeed.
>>82895918Thanks anon, you too with whatever life throws at you
>>82895656lmaoooo do americans reallyembarrassing thread
>>82895722You have to be 21 to smoke.
>>82896710you made me look it up, they passed that Act around 2024
>>82896735Okay? Doesn't really matter when, they fixed the described issue by making it the same age to drink and smoke.
>>82896784Well yeah, I was talkin about me in the OP postI'm old, man
