I'm in Europe and over the last couple days I spent $400 USD at the strip clubYou can pick any foid you want and for ~$10USD a song (4ish minutes) you can put them on your lap and jam your face in their boobs while they say nice things about you. They lied straight to my stupid moid face that I'm so handsome and young. One of them literally said "you have all your teeth" in English. The first time I did it I walked home feeling like I was high on crack, it was my first contact with breasts in a year. I didn't really feel anything after the 3rd time so I'm probably going to wrap it up for now. It's probably good for my wallet that this isn't a temptation in America
>>82897430This sounds like the plot of Hostel
>>82897430>It's probably good for my wallet that this isn't a temptation in AmericaWe must be living in entirely different worlds.
>>82897430I remember going to the strip club one times and the only time I got hard was when a girl stroke my cock a bit. the others i felt nothing.
Kazuma you horny fucker, don't be an adulterer, your fate is with Megumin.
>>82897489I know there are strip clubs in parts of the USA but something about this godforsaken country is just too dirty for me to even consider it.
>>82897575>something about this godforsaken country is just too dirty for me to even consider it.Trust me, you are more likely to get STD's from a Russian slave whore than some beaner or nigger at a stripclub, or preferably a chink at a massage parlor.
>>82897582I'm sorry, I just associate living here with used needles. It's not really about the women.
>>82897430>One of them literally said "you have all your teeth" in Englishdamn their standards are fried lmao
>>82897430>you have all your teethw- what?
>>82898175As opposed to men who are missing teeth. This was a very intellectual girl with a pixie cut. I was smitten, that's my thing. Her breasts were small but round and soft. She obviously hated me.But maybe not as much as the other people as the place was full of men, a third arab, third black, third white in their 40s and 50s. I was in my 20s and my skin probably isn't as leathery and upsetting as theirs.There's a flattery/relationship-building element to these places (I guess, I only went a couple times) where the girls will join you for a drink if you've given them hundred-ish Euro*. I saw a guy who looked like a homeless old bum, maybe crawling toward 60, imagine Big Boss with a drinking problem. Sitting with a completely nude college girl, drinking, holding her breast. I know they hate all the clients but they probably hate some more than others.Another fun fact, as I walked up to the door of the club my watch gave me the HIGH HEART RATE WARNING notification. I had never seen that before. I was running like 160-180 bpm. I must have looked like an idiot.There was one other guy in his 20s in the whole place. I saw his face in the booth, clenched tight, making faces of ecstasy and relief has he stroked her thighs and ass. I thought that his girl was very attractive and I wanted her. I managed to grab her right after, but she clearly had more disdain for the clients than anyone, and she was the only one who was cold towards me. She was drop-dead gorgeous, but her breasts were bolt-on implants. She did go the extra mile by wearing a whorish leotard which I guess won me over.*I actually had a nice woman in her 30s, though I never would have guessed. I gave her a tip while she was on stage and she made me get on stage and she tbagged my face. Everyone clapped? That was nice. I rented her for a dance right after. After I had my fill she joined me on the floor and slumped on my shoulder. We watched some strippers together.I'm drunk what else
>>82897575>I know there are strip clubs in parts of the USA but something about this godforsaken country is just too dirty for me to even consider it.I drove past one of the legal brothels in Nevada once. It was a windowless concrete bunker catty-corner from a gas station at the first crossroads I'd come to in like 40 minutes of driving through the middle of nowhere. I bought my gas and got right back on the highway, I didn't want to see what kind of lizards were in there. I can't imagine the vanilla strip joints in my part of the country are a whole lot better desu
>>82897430>>82898384where in europe was this?
>>82897430meanwhile, i'm in america and i got a new girlfriend, fucked her on the first date, and have spent $0 USD on her since we've been together. i cum in her raw every time she comes over and i give her multiple massive orgasms herself. but yea, continue telling me about how nice you have it
