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>wake up all sleep deprived
>get out of bed for a coffee n cig
>its cold and verrry windy outside
>make my bed
>change into work clothes
>leave4work with dad
>we still have to manage a archive for a factory
>boring n annoying job
>but it could be much worse oof
>smoke cigs while going through my vacation pics
>take me back please
>im just bored n depressed since im back
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>the archive building is old & not heated
>its way too cold today
>I need to wear something more warm the next time
>strong wind is still going on
>drink 2much coffe
>smoke 2many cigs
>there isnt much more2do for today
>dad is like we can call it a day already in a hour two
>in a hour please
>dad and cousin hab plans to see a football game in a big stadium later today
>they invited me too
>but its unlikely that I will join them methinks
>need to dye my hair again
>it seems rather green now
>I want it to be blueish again
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>talk to a cousin in dubai
>she really wants us to visit this xmas
>dad is like im in charge of the accounting and money
>its up to my decision
>be like st0p bullshitting dad
>if these things were in my hands
>I would be back in japan already
>we finish for today and head back home
>dunno if I redye my hair anymore
>I just want moar coffee and a nap for now
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>arrive bacc home
>change clothes
>manage to pet the traumatized kitten again
>yea im pretty sure the original owner beat or like slapped him
>he purrs and wants to be petted
>but hand movements cause him to flinch and be ready2escape
>lay in bed until lunch is ready
>mom cooked salmon and rice
>we all eat together minus my lil bro
>I put A LOT chilli pepper on my food
>cousins wife seems worried about the amount
>be like dis is nothing
>clean my room after the after meal cig
>(I hab smoked moar cigs than mentioned here)
>tea time
>I ramble a bit about the 30years war
>mention rather close by areas that were important during that yuroop arc
>cousin is a lil amazed cause we went to these places already
>cousins kid start to cry cause 2sleepy
>I try my best to make her st0p crying
>by presenting our othet kitty and dorking around
>her mom thx me befor getting her to hab her nap
>be like np but idk what im doing
>too bad I never went to th3 social pedagogy classes years ago
>I was actually signed up & accepted
>ask a previous & good classmate about it
>cause I remember him talking about going for it
>he told me its mostly political
>and its heavily left leaning
>yea im not suited for that
>s0 I signed off from going to these classes
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>>82899986
ur lyf sounds comfy <3
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>alcy'd up 25/7
>neglecting the sagas
>it's joever
>channel rabbi Zalman and his vast knowledge of the book at the last moment
>pass with flying colors
These goi truly ain't shidd. Time to drink for an actual celebration, my newfound Aryan sisters ;)
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Also saw a nordick shiksa in the hands of a kushi today. Truly a tikkun olam moment.
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>n0 mood for anything
>waste too much time in my room
>they are going out
>but im gonna stay at home dis time
>should try2play some wow classic
>still on the edge to lvl51
>tfw then I can start questing in Un Goro
>tfw a couple more levels and its time for the plaguelands
>>82902596
At times
>>82902607
>>82902646
Buddah fucking damit
This is my own fault cause I had to try ragebaiting you for nO reason while drunk the other night
Idk what ur saying besides the alcy part
St0p drinking so much
Drinking a lot is bad
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Some nigras on youtube calling khachapuri a pizza. Your race truly has it coming.
>>82902991
If I had a cousin from Dubai, I would never play video games not on the 100th floor of some tower. Lemme be yo nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4wZh-kSNE0
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>made it to level 51
>I guess that is enough for now idk
>welp going afk in the main city
>in hopes of coming back to a neat buff for my character
>>82903234
>khachapuri a pizza.
is that like lithuanian pizza
>f I had a cousin from Dubai, I would never play video games
I spent enough time with them
but im not in the mood to be in a football stadium
its noisy af and the only time I rike football is during the world cups
>on the 100th floor of some tower.
what
>Lemme be yo nigga.
baiting me to say something gay n lewd towards u ig
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4wZh-kSNE0
are u calling me gay tonay
to be desu I didnt played that one a lot
rather gtav
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>>82903872
>is that like lithuanian pizza
It's Georgian. It's the only Soviet place with spice in they food which is why we like it.
>I spent enough time with them
Lil bro is useful to others... The highest form of praise.
>what
Mia Khalifa or whatever is called.
>baiting me to say something gay n lewd towards u ig
Lil bro giving us his inner dialogue like some anime baka.
>are u calling me gay tonay
Just play the game damn. Ain't see no pussy in that rent free head of urs, but a rando e-dick from whenever ago stays, how be so.
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>when you exaggerate how much u studied, because the actual amount sounds too unrealistic
Yeh, Elohim do be smiling.
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Ceb is having a gold leaf Dubai chocolate evening without me.
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>make it a point to try new things
>buy an entirely new vodka
>instant jackpot
>actually smells and tastes better than Koskenkorva
>could've been buying this all along
>let unknown unknowns lie
>can't believe it's really 60%
Is this what the world looks like for you people with souls, Ceb?
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>kittens and our old cat wanted dinner at the same time
>0h fuck
>it was a lil complicated
>old cat hates both kittens
>the traumatised kitten eats more than he needs
>at the end he was bothering old cat while eating
>old cat makes angry noises towards him
>expect the kitten to get a few slaps from him
>kitten slaps him one time and runs aways
>>82903963
>t's the only Soviet place with spice in they food which is why we like it.
...so its a russian pizza?
>Lil bro is useful to others... The highest form of praise.
oh wow ur literally homelander
>Mia Khalifa or whatever is called.
gonna assume thats who you fap to, now we know
>Lil bro giving us his inner dialogue like some anime baka.
not sure how to understand dis
I was just brainstorming there
>Just play the game damn. Ain't see no pussy in that rent free head of urs, but a rando e-dick from whenever ago stays, how be so.
again
I have n0 clue what to understand dis besides play the game
and I assume u mean gtaiv
n0 I rather quest moar in wow classic
you should too
>>82904389
are u going back to uni? ganbare desu
>>82905143
calm down
they have nice flavors n look a lil pretty but n0 gold leaf
>ate a few pieces of the pretzel one
>its too good
>lil bro kept me busy
>tldr we shook hands on if we are in a "AI" bubble or not
>im like LLMs arent real AI + we are currently in a bubble
>he thinks these things are partly AI already
>welp he is still stuck in a psychosis
>he was like
>"if Im right and become rich one day you have to convert to christianity if you want a share from me"
>I had to laugh big times
>>82905245
you should try healthier new things
st0p with the heavy alc it will literally ruin u
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>>82905245
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bpaMeRtv2rM
https://youtube.com/shorts/HAmz_cDubqk?si=6H3z7cFNX6YrFuBi
you should try out divorced dads
the newest top trendy trading card game desu
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>>82905431
Can't you put the kitties in separate rooms? I'm sure your mansion has enough spaec. My dog once killed a kitty for trying to steal its food though, so don't take pet advice from a soulless Slav.
>...so its a russian pizza?
It's Sakartvelian. You're trying to bait me, ig.
>oh wow ur literally homelander
Admiring an autist is but a momento, loving a person who makes your lyfe easier is a lifetiem. In fact, autismos are enitrely useless if not put on a leash owo.
>gonna assume thats who you fap to, now we know
3DPD also too brown ofc not.
>n0 I rather quest moar in wow classic
I'd just outpretentious uoy discord niqqs and tell you to grind OSRS or sumffin if we playin this gaem.
>are u going back to uni? ganbare desu
Am going back to ur moms haus.
Baka knows gold leaf is just cheap Jerw trick. Maybe Palestine will be free after all. Persian food always looked so exotic to me. Like not like Arabic sloppa just thrown together, but something more Chinese, but also not quite.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DeuFnCsa7BQ
>tldr we shook hands on if we are in a "AI" bubble or not
>im like LLMs arent real AI + we are currently in a bubble
>he thinks these things are partly AI already
>welp he is still stuck in a psychosis
>he was like
>"if Im right and become rich one day you have to convert to christianity if you want a share from me"
>I had to laugh big times
Gib extroverted materialistic family with roots in global top financial centers.
>st0p with the heavy alc it will literally ruin u
I can clearly afford to lose some brains I know now. The only issue is nothing above 60% is sanctioned by the king of Norgay. Weakass Germanoid whose daughter got manjiplated by an African witch doctor liddurally. Imagien living in cuck kingdom.
>>82905517
Baka... For the last time, we all get recommend the same sloppa.
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>>82905717
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DeuFnCsa7BQ
Im like busy eating a royal cheese(pulpfiction reference) since they are back
But I had to replay
what the fuck is that
That's like a F-tier dish
mom cooks much better stuff desu
Please never ever offend me like that
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>>82905809
It's your culture, quarter pounder with cheese royale boi.
Gosh, I'd give you my underwear for some of your mom's sumak, right now. It'd make the whole difference between me being glad or suffering tomorrow.
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Meanwhile my mom is all like '' You only won because this country went easy on you.''
Gosh, Herr Freud, those frigid mothers do make for some homo tendencies.
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Not to NPDmaxx, but I seriously think that my mom deep down hates that am obviously more intelligent than her, despite putting in a fraction of the effort. Or more likely, because I am a moid, I don't need to keep up appearances to succeed as much. It's way more acceptable for a man to be a nonconforming autist than it is for a woman. I can be a smelly unkempt bum and still pwn any stinky ho on her 999th period.
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Gonna clean up the pee on the floor, cause even my powers have limits.
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Flexitarian maxxing with a fat Polish sausage.
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https://earth.google.com/web/@54.56480499,25.73564836,208.59856809a,5377.89318767d,35y,-0h,0t,0r/data=CgRCAggBOgMKATBCAggASg0I____________ARAA?authuser=0
What is this aesthetic called? ''Slav grandpa and granny probs died in gulag 80 years ago core?'' Doe they hab a lot of this in Norgay too. Norgayan zoomers get born anyhwhere remotely remote and end up sneeding because they're robbed of the opportunity of making diverse venns.
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Bro Mr Manager CEO, I can't even ask for a haircut, while this niqqa planning his next crazy blue yellow purple hairdye.
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Our mommas gonna be dead not too long from now, Ceb. At least you're doing right by yours sort of.
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Leaving my castle for the other granny's haus.... Doe my haus was too spooky too. Bakas could just build whatever back then, so they made like a bazillion nooks and carnies for me to get spooked by. Extra floors I could never visit...
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>>82899986
>wake up
>crocodile roll out of bed and grab a hidden weapon
>calm down with my back to the wall
>have a drink to stop the hallucinations
>repeat



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