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truecel 10/24/25(Fri)02:37:08 No.82899996

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truecel Anonymous 10/24/25(Fri)02:37:08 No.82899996 Archived

>download Tinder
>get a good amount of matches or likes
>noone messages first
>I don't know what to say
>no conversation starts
>stop using the app

Anonymous
10/24/25(Fri)02:41:22 No.82900019

Anonymous 10/24/25(Fri)02:41:22 No.82900019

>>82899996
youre a fucking retard original original

Anonymous
10/24/25(Fri)02:42:31 No.82900029

Anonymous 10/24/25(Fri)02:42:31 No.82900029

>>82899996
My nigga my balls itch I'm out here in the Serengeti desert getting my dick fucked. I'll be slamming my nipples against the wall while I'm Gangnam style dancing with the fortnite hologram of Abraham Lincoln. I'll be making a dildo out of Play-Doh and shoving it up my ass. I'd be shitting in a fast food bag. I'm putting it in the fridge. And call me chef boyardee cuz I'm shoving my meat in her. Horse cock ain't got nothing on my micro penis. I'll be running for president butt ass naked and they'll be taking pics of my sweet cheeks each time I fire the Angels weep because they missed out on something beyond immortality.

Anonymous
10/24/25(Fri)02:43:32 No.82900034

Anonymous 10/24/25(Fri)02:43:32 No.82900034

>>82900029
>each time I fire
*Each time I fart not fire

Anonymous
10/24/25(Fri)02:43:49 No.82900038

Anonymous 10/24/25(Fri)02:43:49 No.82900038

>>82899996
retardcel

Anonymous
10/24/25(Fri)02:43:54 No.82900040

Anonymous 10/24/25(Fri)02:43:54 No.82900040

>>82899996
Not messaging has a 0% chance of working. Messaging LITERALLY ANYTHING is better than not messaging. Messaging "I want to rape you" has a higher % chance of working than nothing.