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Sup, back again with some updates.

So I decided to talk to her yesterday about this.

The "I heard that you're willing to be my girlfriend" part. And she nodded while being nervous.

>I got nervous.jpg
>struggles to speak.webm
>"So like, if okay, IF we really do um, become a couple, is this like a serious thing...?
>"Serious... You mean like marriage and stuff?"
>"Y-Yeah..."
>"Well, maybe in the next 5 years, if things go well..."
>"I see..."
>is this bitch serious.jpeg
>"Do you wanna know my answer then? About being your boyfriend and stuff..."
>I was gonna say yes right there and then but
>"I-I'm not ready yet... *nervous laugh*
>bitch what? I'm getting blue balled so hard.gif
>and then we talk about random stuff for almost an hour
>the conversations ends
>fast forward to today
>I don't know what to talk about with her
>I thought she liked kpop, nope. She liked motorcycle instead
>yikes
>should I say like anime? Like a fucking weeb? Probably not
>doesn't know how to approach her and have a topic to talk about
>we haven't talked since

This is not looking good, I'm telling you anons.
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>>82900264
>uncle pimping his daughter out
Whatever happened to the good old days when these guys just molested the girls themselves?
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>>82900264
what cunt you from??
if you really like her, just tease her about old memories!
>remember how back then x y and z happened ahaha i always knew you liked me
>did anything funny or weird happen today?
>whats on your mind, need to vent?
>here listen to this song
be a man now anon, take the lead. just speak from the heart :)
also what degree of cousin is this?
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>>82900264
Come on senpai, even I know this ain't it king. You should've just invited her out for a date and leaned in for a cheeky smooch on the lips at the end
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>>82900264
>>I got nervous.jpg
>>is this bitch serious.jpeg
>>bitch what? I'm getting blue balled so hard.gif
This isn't 2011, faggot
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>>82900264
>>82900311
I didn't bother reading your smut garbage btw. Fuck off
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>>82900311
He's obviously not a faggot, he's attracted to his female cousin
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>>82900276
If she really were a victim of SA then I'm just gonna leave her lol, not gonna deal with that baggage
>>82900282
Well here's the thing, all my past memories have gone to limbo. I really don't remember shit. Besides, she usually just watch tiktoks and stuff, which is kind of a redflag desu. Maybe I'll play with some quiz or something.
>>82900301
I'm telling you. I'm ready for it! But... she has to initiate first... (I'm such a scared little bitch i know)
>>82900311
What can I say, I tend to be more traditional like the good old days
>>82900350
The way I handle this reeks faggotry, I gotta admit that.
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>>82900684
cont.

WHY does SHE have to make this HARD bros???

>heh, women amirite? (sips cup)

I'm READY! Wanna kiss?! Let's do it! I Wanna hold hands? Let's do it! But now we're stuck in this abstract black & white... seriously...

Maybe relationships just ain't for me... I wish we could just be more honest about what we want...
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>>82900684
>she has to initiate first

You've already lost, you're going absolutely nowhere with your own cousin. Fortune favors the bold, hesitation is death. She's NOT going to make the first move, she's already shown you this by how shy she's gotten. You can't both be shy. There's zero pressure here for failure, if things flop you're still just family. So do something bold for once.
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>>82900726
Next time try to make the convo pleasant for her. Let her talk abt whatever her wants, you could have let her talk about motorcycles. Compliment her, crack jokes, just try to keep her engaged.
Be more sexy as well dont outright ask to kiss her you could have invited her to a date and done that in the movies
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>>82900778
>So do something bold for once.
FUCKKKKKKKK I hate this. Why can't things be like in the anime bros... I'll try....
>>82900800
TLDR Be a good listener, gotchu.
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>TFW no foid cousin who wants to fuck me with the family's total blessing



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