astrology thread.2001 snake girls: I love them, they look nice, but inside they're totally depressed.2003 goat girls (born in the year of the goat): they're too nice. too kind. maybe somewhat cute and wholesome looking, but they're boring. I just don't like the way they look.2004 wood monkey girls: I like them. they're pretty good looking. outgoing. friendly. upbeat. 2005 wood rooster girls: I love them. they look very feminine and beautiful and cute. but they're totally broken inside. they're so hopelessly depressed. but I realized something, I love girls who are broken and dead inside. I want to cure her depression or something. even though it's basically impossible. there's this one rooster girl I love, she won't even look me in the eye. fucking hurts so much. 2006 fire dogs: they're fired-up hyper angry intellectuals, barking and barking, looking for a fight. appearance: they're often extremely thin, turbo anorexic, eugenia cooney level.any opinions on these signs?
>>82900367>2005 rooster girl>read desc>literally mei dont even believe in this stuff man
>>82900367>2006 intellectualsdude are you for real
>>82900378>literally meliterally every girl and "girl" thinks that about themselves, soo damaged and broken and depressed, because you retarded zoomers made this attitude into a fashion piece
>>82900378literally every time I see a 2005 rooster girl, I go talk to her. I love them so much. I guess their signs almost every time. they kinda look like birds
I think 2005 rooster girls are very feminine, they look like very graceful birds.
>>82900367what about pigs?
>>82900367I don't talk to anyone born after 1999/2000. God damn you must be 300lbs
>>82900367Astrology isn't only for girls you know. I don't know much about both the Western and Eastern versions. What's wrong with sheep? I'm a sheep :(
>>829003672001 and 2005 are the same shit, can i get a source for this 'horoscope'
>>829014332007 pigs? I don't really know them that well. I didn't hang out with them really.I hung out with some 2008 rat girls. they're very cute. I love them.the 2009 ox girls are nice too. but they're insanely depressed. super ultra mega depressed.
>>82901459not sure what you're talking about. kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>82901626I never said that astrology is only for girls. I'm a man. I was just saying, I hung out with a lot of girls. and I was talking about the characteristics of the girls that I like, etc.
2000 dragon girls are very masculine. they lack feminine qualities. they're basically tomboys, pretty much.1999 rabbit girls are pretty cute. they look very feminine.1998 tiger girls seem kinda crazy. the chinese always say "never marry a woman born in the year of the tiger." they're ruled by uranus, planet of rebellion. they're very unpredictable, aloof, emotionally distant, eccentric weirdos, selfish, etc. I don't really like them.
it's funny to see a group of rooster girls together. staring at their cell phones, and showing them to each other, they look like birds
