Reliant Robin edition
>>82901955Ugly shit car made by ugly shit people in an ugly shit country
First for hairy Japanese pussies. Corrrrr!
>>82901955These should be what the government hands out for mobility cars.
>>82901984Japanese pussies are smooth as silk, lad
What do you think is an acceptable age for a woman to first have sex?
everything went to shit today de lads, just had a beer to calm the nerves, now garn take a nap. what a shitshow
What do you think is an acceptable age for a britfeeler to first have sex?
>>82901999The only true answer is the age at which her father deems she is ready to be wed to her future husband.
>>82901955>A new Reliant Robin was priced at 801 when it was first introduced in 1973.>An additional 48 could be paid to upgrade to the Super Robin, which featured improved trim, greater comfort, and optional alloy rear wheels.A super robin sounds pretty neat tbqfh 800 in todays money is just under 12.4k, i dont think you can buy any new car for that money today
>>82902001Life of a dosser not all its cracked up to be eh?
Cant believe Kate Middleton wants HHL dead. World gone mad.
Still fucking pissed off that imagefap require age verification. Fuck this tyrant government.
I can't stop drinking.I drank until my blood alcohol content was 320mg/100ml. And then I did it again, drinking even more last night. It's been years of this and the amount I drink just keeps going up.
>>82901987Did you know that there's 800,000 mobility cars on the road? And 1/5 new cars sold are exclusively made for the mobility scheme. The entire UK car industry is propped up by it and the owner of the mobility scheme charity is a billionaire. Odd that.
>>82902012I would be happy if my daughter got married to a nice man at 14. That's a fine age for her to lose her virginity.
>>82902034If you want to commit suicide there are easier ways lad
Surprised nobody has mentioned how Venezuela has been found to have fucking huge lithium and rare earth metal deposits that are needed for battery production. Bit dumb assuming it's all oil these days.
>>82902042It's also the single largest corporate bond issuer and alongside propping up the retail market it's almost solely responsible for keeping the EV market going to. All wrapped up in one government scheme.I'm told we're a capitalist hellhole.
>>82902044I don't want to die. I want to stop drinking but I can't.
>>82902050This is a more plausible reason, absolutely, but why would the US go to war when they could just buy those things? It would be cheaper overall. I guarantee that the end result of this conflict will not be the US setting up military-cordoned lithium mines. An end result of the conflict and a currently happening thing right now is that the flow of fentanyl-laced drugs from Venezuela will be stemmed considerably.I know it's sort of conceptually hard to think of a Western government that honestly cares to stop drugs flowing into it and to prevent the needless deaths of hundreds of thousands of its citizens, because Western governments have been so corrupt and evil and antagonistic to their people for so long. But really does there need to be other justifications for the military action? At any other period of history this would be seen as simply the correct option. A country is flooding your with poison? You have a big military hammer compared to their little military stick? What's even the debate to be had at that point?
getting cold out there now aint it lads x
>>82902084>5 months of freezing your wollox offWinter is fucking grim at times
>be british>vote for lower immigration for decades>vote to leave the eu>yougov shows over 70% think immigration is too high>insurgent anti-immigrant party now tops the pollsMedia be like 'so of course all brits love immigration'.Fucking clownworld desu.
>>82902034How much do you drink on average when your really going for it?
>>82902114Probably 10-15 ciders and as many shots of vodka desu.
>>82902114It's not too much actually. Compared to what I've read alcoholics drink. I drink about 1 bottle of 13.5% wine and 700ml of vodka in a night.
>>82902118Do you need a drink in the middle of the night? You must feel really ill all the time?
>>82902042Good. This whole economy is fake and propped up by retarded money printing so why should disabled lads miss out. They need to drive places too.
>>82902110I don't know a single person irl who is pro immigration. The only ones who are I see. In comment sections online.
Once got so drunk I fell asleep in a hallway like this. Not curled up on my back, but inverted curl on my front. Was in that position the entire night. Had the worst pain of my entire fucking life when I woke up.
>>82902154That looks extremely uncomfy. I'm partial to crashing out on the sofa myself , drink in hand. Always have a sore neck the following day.
>>82902074I just don't think there's any evidence that Venezuela is involved in fentanyl or cocaine production so it seems like a smoke screen to get the populace on board, manufactured consent and all that. It's standard US / CIA playbook to topple a leader of a resource rich country and stick in a puppet government who will do what you say. If they want the resources then they can do this and bring in US owned mining companies to rip all the stuff out the ground and ship it up to them. Since things with china (who basically own most of Africa now) are getting hotter over time they will need a decent source of supplies. But I'm not an expert in global politics and have just read a little bit here and there, so I'm very willing to be proved wrong. It just seems like the most obvious reason.
>>82902154Having a right laugh imagining Sean falling asleep like this, waking up in a puddle of wee and crying from the pain and desperately trying to crawl to the spacker cord for help.
Are there any femoids in the thread who are willing to have sex with me?
>>82902187Yes. Where you located hun?
once again:thread is buzzing away at a rapid pace for a Friday afternoon.and yet tomorrow, Saturday, it will be completely dead.explain this, /britfeel/.
>>82902169Fair enough lad, you sound reasonable. Technically it's not Venezuela producing the fentanyl, they're receiving it from China and then using it bulk out their own domestic narco operations by cutting the drugs they do produce with it (cheap bulker that also gets addicts high). Venezuela is a major export hub for drugs though, because they essentially have a government that looks the other way. Say what you want about Brazil and Colombia, but their governments really do spend a lot of resources trying to combat the cartels and drug trade. Venezuela and Mexico are the opposite. You can't bomb China for obvious reasons, but you can bitchslap Venezuela and blow up any boats coming from there to the US. Same effect of stopping the drug flow without nukes flying.We also have to remember that there will be competing interests within the US government too. I'm certain there are people in the State Department, Department of War and other government agencies that are rooting for a regime change/conflict for their own reasons, but these are tangential/parasitic to the main goal that Trump and his admin have been going on about for years - they really do just want to fucking stop the drugs coming in. I'm sceptical about the idea that American companies will be setting up operation to rip out the lithium. If I'm wrong I'm wrong, but regime change doesn't seem to be an ideological basis for the current admin doing things. Trump does things if he perceives benefit for America, he tends not to be bothered with shithole countries unless he can make a deal somewhere. Regime change has been tried and universally doesn't produce some wonderful new cooperative government, it just introduces a new group of corrupt cunts that rip you off at every turn (see: every regime change in the middle east ever).
>Where you located hun?why do gay men say 'based'? as in, 'where are you based'?
>>82902200north west, are you thin?
>>82902204Britfeel is mostly wagies posting to distract from the doldrum of waging.
really hope fentanyl doesn't take off here.you can search Wedinos, only a handful of positive results for it over years. even when some 'heroin' has eight different ingredients.
>>82902230heroin isn't a good idea, steer clear of it
when I bought my house I had some spare cash from buying essential furniture, and I had a few things in mind that needed doing/buying. I held off on doing them because I thought they might be nice to pick out with a gfIt is now seven years later and those things still haven't been bought. I am now forced to accept that I'm never going to go through the process of making a house a home with a woman. Just going to spend thousands on myself
>>82902240I have a wife and a home and I want nothing more than to be alone in a small, mostly empty flat, ngl.
>>82902240My house is completely undecorated, I don't even have pictures on the walls, and I don't have much in the way of furniture.I never even thought about it, but it's one of those things where if a woman came in my house she would say "I don't understand how men live like this".
>>82902235i agree lad. have given it a try and didn't get addicted don't worry.but it's mad if we're at this point of "at least it's PURE heroin" rather than heroin itself being the bad thing. even within druggie circles, fentanyl is horrid.
Can't wait till an ASDA mini manager works this spacker to the bone then discards him like a piece of chewed bubblegum. If he can't put Sanex on the shelves properly he's not going to last five minutes filling out someone's online shopping order. They should hire Helperspack, at least his long neck will give an advantage on the higher shelves.
I don't get it though, why cut the heroin with fent, when they can only use a tiny tiny amount, it doesn't bulk out the weight
>>82902282Because you can have a very tiny amount of fentanyl and then loads of other crap to bulk it up and don't need much or any heroin.
>>82902278Why has he left a huge gap between the bottles? The shelf below is even worse and the shelf above has a purple bottle with the green bottles. What's the point in him even being there when another employee has to come fix his work?
>>82902240i know a lad who bought a house in his late 20s and he's been like this in the 5+ years since. it's a nice place, he's gotten stuff fixed/decorated.but for all the wageslaving and scrimping/saving he has, i dunno, lots of games consoles. he's never had a girlfriend.
>>82902295>Why has he left a huge gap between the bottles?Why have you left a huge gap between leaving school and getting a job?
>>82902230We've got a different thing, same basic idea as a synthetic opioid called nitazenes but I think it's much more dire in that fentanyl is just a straight opioid that does opioid things. Think the zenes jump up the negative effects pretty massively. So be wary of that, if you're the type of person that thinks doing street opioids is a good idea. I've had some oxycodone off the darkweb before and it is FUCKING INCREDIBLE, but very expensive. I only had like 5 pills and banned myself from getting them again, but saw a while ago someone selling "oxy" pills with a disclaimer that they contained the nitazenes.
>>82902307I've got a job lad desu
>>82902295Waitrose employed him as a nice thing, as part of a scheme to help disabled people have something to do and get work experience.So for a couple of hours per week he would pretend to be a shelf stacker with a carer watching over him, and whatever he did would have needed fixing so it was actually an inconvenience for Waitrose.His boomer mum demanded that they pay him, and since he wasn't actually doing a real job or working enough hours, they had no choice but to stop him volunteering.Then ASDA gave him a job to virtue signal and get in the media. He will fail at it and in a few weeks this guy will be doing nothing. He's too mentally disabled to ever actually do a real job.
>>82902314>posting on britfeel at 3pm on a fridayclearly not though eh?
>>82902209You may well be right lad, as I said I've not done a whole bunch of research on it. I'm generally sceptical of believing anything trump says but I can see why anyone would want to stop those hell locations inna cities where it's just a bunch of zombie freaks shuffling about and shitting on the floor. Not good for anyone.
>>82902317I work nights lad
>>82902324Very convenient. This is exactly what a dosser ashamed of his own failings would say. No different from Mark wearing a hi-vis jacket around town.
>>82902200You promised you would have sex with me and then you stopped replying, so you are just a BITCH like all women. And a liar
>>82902336What's so hard to believe about working nights in an Amazon warehouse lad?
>>82902343Never met anyone that works in an Amazon warehouse so I'm not convinced it's possible. Must be fabricating.
>>82902343You mean other than the fact that it's a straight up meme from britfeel? Well probably the fact that people who actually work nights wouldn't be up at this hour anyway, they'd be sleeping. It would be like a 9-5 wagie waking it up 4:30am just to post.
>>82902308yeah street drugs are 2scary4me. but you WOULD be a dork if you went "sorry mate can i just pop home to send this off/reagent test it first?"glad even the darknet lids will be strict about fentanyl.have had benzos with bromazolam (rather than what they claimed) or (weirdly) tramadol, but IMO that's not the end of the world.
Just seen me smackhead mate in spoons.
me? i'm a solipsist so i've never met anyone.
>>82902364Suck him off in the toilet for a wag?
>>82902353Tbf it is mainly eastern euros and indians, think there's only like 1 other British guy on my shift but he talks to me in that foreign English where you don't use like joining words, idk why, maybe I look foreign but I am in fact not foreign>>82902354I'm not in tonight lad and I wasn't in last night, back in tomorrow night, I keep regular hours when I'm not in
>>82902359I occasionally buy coke from the Albanians if I want some on a whim and it's shit compared to pure darknet stuff, but I can hardly call up the darknet at midnight and ask them to deliver me a bag in the next 5 minutes, so convenience wins on that front. Had bromazolam a few times, was an awful lot of it about a couple years ago and found it ok but not quite as good as alprazolam, luckily the vendors had to be honest and say it was pressed xan bars with bromaz in it and it was very cheap. Very odd to get tramadol in a benzo though.Either way I'm trying to move away from all that stuff and just do the occasional psychedelic, much healthier and stops me from being a bum just wanting more gaba drugs to keep me content and lazy. Although I do treat myself to phenibut once or twice a week since I can get it on clearnet.
>I have a job>No you don't!Once again another riveting thread from the britfeel boys on the exact same topics.
The only wags I need nowadays are teawags. Life's better without the wooze and wrugs.
>>82902418You were just at spoons...
>>82902429I had some chicken wings and southern fried chicken strips with a wepsi max. Told you lids I'm having an extended break from wooze. Back homes and having a wuppa now.
>>82902469garned on that beach walk?
I had a look on the shelves for you de lid.Don't think we've got any eggs in.Try the Froggisons down the road de lid.
>women get free programmer jobs over more qualified autistic males>silence>autistic lad gets a free shelf stacker job over a more qualified neurotypical>entire country seethingreally makes you think
>>82902475Nah went to the park instead. Will do beach walk tomorrow morning.
>>82902469Can you give me advise on how I stop drinking?
people with 80k/year fake wfh jobs fuming because an autistic lad gets paid minimum wage to stack shelves poorly
>>82902504Oh you silly frog, you've dropped them all on the floor!
>>82902517This particularly lad fuming because people who aren't socially useless can get easy WFH jobs and make decent money.
>>82902515Get a long neck like his. It'll take so long for it to reach your stomach you'll give up quick like.
>>82902530It's high time disabled lads get some of these free jobs. The public wants them all in work after all.
Fairly sure the only legitimate use for genAI is for making porn of famous people I want to see naked and making high quality Apu images for this particular thread. Sidenote, would have loved some prime Aubrey plaza nudity, I must have jorked my peenits to that 15s fappening video of her pussy hundreds and hundreds of times. If only there were more.
>>82902531How long is his neck?>>82902546Aubrey Plaza is mid.
>>82902515Though I'm probably not the best person to ask this as I'm in recovery meself (was only on a mental 4 day bender last week) I would advise keeping yourself busy as possible. Also try and stay away from people who will make you slip back into alcoholism. For me, it's being hitting the wuppas hard and keeping to me own lane. Working well so far.
>>82902535Fully agree actually lad, no reason why the mentally deficient shouldn't be put to menial work. I know a guy who is just a waster, smokes weed and plays video games all fucking day. Used to be good mates with him at uni but I went off and became a real adult where he started collecting diagnosises. Fairly sure they've taken away his bennies so no idea what he's doing now. He could easily work in a supermarket he's just too much of a fucking waster to bother. Imagine his poor parents are funding him.
>>82902559Perhaps I should do a lot of wanking to keep my mind off it?
>>82902558She has a certain je ne sais quoi that the discerning masturbator can enjoy wholeheartedly. Shame she got old but it does happen to the best of them.
Today, the backlog shall be worked off even furtherI fink X
>>82902559>mental 4 day bender last weekAny idea what triggered it?
Sober HHL is the worst dolly
Ruh roh innit X
>>82902593Does this include spaffing?
I bet in Japan or China or America it's just considered a nice thing when some spacker lad gets given a pity job that they're not really good at. Like in Welcome to the NHK when the hikki lad finally leaves his cave and starts doing food deliveries for some old couple who run a little restaurant. Only in this pathetic country would people complain that they don't deserve it.
if HHL is pushed into drinking by his mates, why doesn't he take smack because of his smackhead mates?
Keeping the neck in the family x
>>82902615Ours is 0.1% even when including things like taxes kek.
>I bet this thing happens all the time in japan and china and america because of a singular example in a fictional anime
Another day, another day of Xbox achievements not unlocking. Fuck sake why do I even bother anymore.
>>82901955grew up with a reliant regal, going through turns feeling the side come up was a fking thrill man
If I don't stick my cock up an enthusiastic non-fat biological female's arse soon I'm going to go fucking insane
Helpermong just doesn't have the money for drugs and alcohol, soon as his PIP arrives he'll get a bag in
>>82902679Same except I want to put it in the vag. I will cum quickly because of my V-card but I'm willing to fiddle with her bits or whatever afterwards, as long as she tells me what to do.
>>82902687I'm inclined to think this as well. In the end he'll never turn over a new leaf or anything, he's just too pathetic to admit that he's so destitute he can't even fund his drug habit.
>>82902594Not him ( obviously) but some folks can't stop once they start. You often see some people are daily drinkers and others are heavy binge drinkers. The other type are in the grave.
Ruth fucks dogs
HHL is back on the straight and narrow these days. Good to see x
>>82902659It literally does lad. They have loads of programs over there to help hikki lads. They always say Asia is behind us on mental health but if anything they're way ahead. The "mental health" movement here has been coopted by normal relatively mentally healthy people who just want it to be socially acceptable to be open and talk about feelings. We have zero patience for actual severe mentally ill people.
Rumour has it GTA6 will have a pride parade in it.You just know...
>>82902732Pipe down bumboy
>>82902720Very common with addicts. When they've got no cash they act as if they're cutting it right down and fill the void with endless food and sugary drinks instead
Been overdoing it on the exercise lately I reckon, keep getting weird muscle twitches. Was stripping wallpaper last weekend and had a twitch in my bicep for a couple of days and did a run today and not only can I barely walk but I've also got calf twitches. It's a hard fucking life being a healthnut lads, hard indeed.
>>82902725No she's not studying zoology.
>>82902732>We have zero patience for actual severe mentally ill people.Not so much that we don't have patience it's that the prevailing social consensus has crippled our ability to do what is actually in the best interest of the severely mentally disabled and the normal people who have to accommodate them. Genuinely severely mentally disabled people need to be in asylums, not have society bend over backwards and pay through the nose to keep an army of 'social workers' and 'specialists' afloat desperately trying to make them live normal lives and shouting down anyone who says that this is an obvious waste of time.The founding myth of the modern era is you have to be NICE to everyone, all the time and you can't be NOT NICE because that makes you a bad person, while being NICE makes you a good person. No nuance, no discussion, you're either NICE or NOT NICE.
me, when i've gone days without food, i just sit there. i don't rush out to a shop and beg for work in exchange for food gomenasai.realistically that Welcome to the NHK lad would rush out, see food and just eat/steal it. 'polite Japanese culture' be damned.
No woman will ever be unable to hold back a grin of sheer joy when you pull down your pants.Being a dicklet is torture.
me, i want an NHS-funded programme where i am made to do entry-level IT work while receiving a blowjob from an attractive woman. if i stop clicking and typing away, the oral sex stops.if that doesn't make me form positive associations, they can also introduce electric shocks to my balls~
>>82902798me, i'm a feminist so i ALSO consider that women would not have a good time riding my tiny todger.humans are monogamous so that'd be "here's your sex for the rest of your life, love".
>>82902732They even have pornstars come round and fuck NEETs to rehabilitate them.
The government considers it a suitable use of public funds to pay 130,000 a year for a single student to get taxis rides to and from school every day, but not to use a fraction of that amount to let NEETs and incels get an occasional escort every now and then to keep them from going utterly fucking insane.
Given that the government won't help, what's the best way for me to have sex with a woman?
>tfw you can't even unlock achievements without an online connection on xbox fuck always online bullshit.
Laura fucks cats.
>>82902763There was a thread on one of the UK subreddits a while ago about people who know shut ins and the majority replies were dismissive and unsympathetic. Some of the lads described were clearly schizo or had serious mental illness issues but posters seem to think they have some kind of personal responsibility for their own situation. Normies have turned mental health into a "blank slate" thing similar to IQ where everyone is equal. Everyone has mental health, everyone is allowed to be open about it and seek help and so if you end up in a bad way it must be your own fault. It's like how liberals will tell you with a straight face that an 80 IQ lad has just as much opportunity and potential to become a doctor or a professor as a 120 IQ.
Not reading that shite lol
>>82902835based. In the Netherlands they give disabled lads money to go visit prostitutes
I'm planning a wank
>>82902845Pay for it you fool
>>829028901. I don't know how2. I am afraid
>>82902880>they have some kind of personal responsibility for their own situationDo you genuinely believe they don't? lmao. Of course they are responsible. There is so much help available these days that if you end up dossing in your boxroom for years it is literally your own fault and nobody else's.
>>82902889Take your pick de lid.
>>82902880>Normies have turned mental health into a "blank slate" thing similar to IQ where everyone is equal. Everyone has mental health, everyone is allowed to be open about it and seek help and so if you end up in a bad way it must be your own fault. It's like how liberals will tell you with a straight face that an 80 IQ lad has just as much opportunity and potential to become a doctor or a professor as a 120 IQ.Absolute trvke lad.
>>82902903Do they have to be Asian?
>>82902880Lots of people have made decisions and continue to make decisions that fuck their own mental health though lad. Imagine a morbidly obese fat fuck with high cholesterol and heart disease. Cannot work because he is sick. Do you feel sorry for him? He is in control of his condition. He could just stop eating and go walking. He has brought it on himself.A lot of shut ins are like that. Most of them in my experience. Not socialising or exercising and having no routine. No fucking routine at all. Just on screens all the time and porn and shit. Shit sleep cycle. Unsurprisingly their mental heath is fucked. They literally need the army to fucking drag them hair first to the barracks and just live a regimented life until they are fixed.
My name is Clarence and I fucking hate my parents every single day for picking it.
>>82902907I'm afraid so, lad. Unless it's a Melody Marks JAV.
Thoughts on british asmr bints dressing up for halloween?
>>82902897For schizos? No I think some of them are too fucked up that they never had a chance. and I don't believe there really is that much help for them.
>>82902923She looks beautiful but also a bit like a slag
>>82902923I am at the point where I almost long for a Saudi Arabian/Taliban style Theocracy where all femoids wear full burqa/niqab and images of women are literally banned from advertising or the internet. Onlyfans is fucking pagan temple prostitution and exploits sad mentally ill men. AI Onlyfans girls are basically demons at this point.
>>82902928>schizosMost of them need to just stop smoking weed, take their meds and get a routine like anon said
Accepted a seasonal warehouse job until January lids. Never done warehouse before and im a skinny lad. am i fucked? they said in the interview id have to lift up to 25kg
>>82902897both a non-pragmatic and a deeply unsympathetic opinion, this.that Veitch lad says it in his videos sometimes.>i must film these alkies and addicts for the internet. but it's fine, my mate is a preacher, and these people don't WANT to help themselves!sociopath thinking.
The sad truth is that almost none of them want help and are actively antagonistic to it when offered.
>>82902943At Amazon lad? You'll be alright lad, packages that heavy are relatively rare, you can always ask for help if something is too heavy anyway, Amazon are big on health and safety
>>82902961Sainburys/Argos mate
I did not like having friends at school
I did like music when I was young.
I am a samurai born in the wrong place and at the wrong time
>>82902897I agree completely tbqh
>>82902973Still you'll be alright lad, just keep good SMART handling technique
Governments and mongs cannot accept the fact that the bulk of mental health benefits are just people who really really fucking do not like working. So many British people are like this. Fucking pull anything to stop working.
>>82902943The trick to lifting heavier is to use your back and jerk it upwards as fast as you can. This maximises strength.Good luck!
Building collapsed in the centre of Manchester lads.Literally a third world country kek.
>>82903011Samurai were violent thugs who worked as henchmen for fucking feudal lords. It was literally only when the fucking Nips came into contact with Europeans that they exaggerated the whole honour and chivalrous attitude of the samurai to make themselves look civilised.
>>82903036Good, I'm sick of them building skyscrapers for infinity migrants. Wish there had been brown people in it when it collapsed. We need more Grenfells
>>82903027what's stopping the elderly (the majority of welfare spending) from getting a job?it's not the 1950s any more. even if they're physically or mentally handicapped, there's stuff they can do.
>>82903046me, i don't think that's enough. i wish there were BABIES inside.(i am not a bleeding-heart moralfag like u)
>>82902930She's not a British rose nerdy type of beautiful, though.>>82902939I'm just glad I never got to that point of mental illness. Supporting females online with your hard earned money from doing real work feels so wrong.
>>82903036To be fair they were already doing demolition work.
>>82903054I won't apologise for having morals.
>>82902923Isn't this youtube dolly australian?
>>82903068joking aside i DO want to live in a decent tower block and i am white English (so i hope i meet your standards).fuck you i just want decent quality housing for myself (and others) to live in. few bedsits, decent insulation, enough space for a couch + telly.
>>82903060The amount of money a lot of women earn on onlyfans is insane. It has made me lose faith in capitalism and western liberal democracy.This is not a good distribution of resources. Literally cleaning out latrines is more important work than fucking being an only fans scut. >muh individual freedom Fuck it. At this point we need Cromwellian puritanical theocracy.
I get it. She just couldn't wait to get her jugs out at 18. That's absolutely fine. Females crave validation. I'd have thought she has more value than that.
>>82903093Dunno why feminists do not talk about this more. The reason SO MANY women now engage is online pay for porn Onlyfans is not just the money - they love the validation from simps. It is every womans dream to have an army of pathetic simp losers buying them shit and but to fuck a roided billionaire Chad Minotaur in real life.
This guy, Deng Majek, a Sudanese national who previously traveled through Libya, Italy and Germany, arrived in Britain on a small boat as an "asylum seeker". He got free accommodation in a hotel, free food, free clothes, free public transport around town, a free phone, free laundry, free internet/TV, free legal representation etc.One day he decided to follow hotel worker Rhiannon Whyte, a 27 year old mother, to the train station as she finished her shift cleaning in the hotel. He stabbed her 23 times with a screwdriver and she died three days later. Majek was later recorded on video dancing and laughing with other "asylum seekers" when he returned to the hotel. The sirens and lights of the emergency services called for Rhiannon were visible in the background of these videos.There was clear CCTV footage of the attack and he was covered in her blood and DNA. There were also numerous witnesses saying Majek was acting violent and intimidating and staring at Rhiannon the evening of the attack. He was today found guilty of her murder. And yet, all of this happened 20th October 2024.How in the actual fuck does it take a year to convict this person given the CCTV footage, the DNA evidence and the corroborating witnesses? What the fuck is wrong with this disgusting country?!
>>82903093>18not right how it's come to this. 16-year-old wants to be a glamour model>sorry love not any more, you're just a little baby????
>>82903090The average income on only fans is lower than the median wage in the UK, and 99% of them earn hardly anything, the average is just brought up by a handful of successful whores.
>>82903108>not just the money - they love the validation from simps. we're coming dangerously close to 'people on the internet want to talk to each other'. which i 100% support, because then maybe the internet will become good again.
Weird King Charles going to the Vatican to pray with the Pope. From like 1534 until the 1960s this would have been insane. So much for out history is Catholic vs Protestant an so important in peoples lives and identity and geopolitics. Now we live in an age when hardly anyone normal believes in the reality of either institution. Fucking sad tbqh.
>>82903036I can smell the asbestos from this. I hope Veitch and his young college girlfriend doesn't get cancer now. Such a valued Brazilian member of British society exposing all the crackheads, brown immigrants and literal destruction of Great Britain.
>>82903112> How in the actual fuck does it take a year to convict this person given the CCTV footage, the DNA evidence and the corroborating witnesses? What the fuck is wrong with this disgusting country?!Standard. It is how long murder cases usually take. If anything, it is short ish.
>>82903115Even the top whores get paid relatively fuck all, it's all skimmed by their pimps or managers as is the politically correct term these days
>>82903115They do it on top of having a normal part time job. Still an enormous amount of money for basically doing fuck all except getting your tits and minge out.
>>82903163If you had a fanny you'd be doing it too.And you would sleep around and and take a lot of dick in your prime years.
anyone live in a studio flat boxroom apartment?
got flowers for the gf, had my hair trimmed, got the flapjacks mum and dadberg have sent, got the food shop in, was up at 5 for wagiedom in for 7 then left at 2 as I cba and the manager never checks, think ive spent an hour at work pooing as well and got some cake some fat titted milf baked. Will now lift, clean de flat, put on din dins, eat said din dins, clean up after aformentioned din dins then play project zomboid on apocalypse settings but with respawns turned off but with car condition turned up to normal and with gun and ammo spawns set to high, but with the population also turned to high because why in 1993 Kentucky america is there fuck all guns or ciggies / loot in general when you start a few days after the zombies happen in a quarantined county? its not rust is it.
>>82903178I live in a detached 4 bedroom house by myself.
>>82903173No I would not. I would be a sweet Christian puritan maiden who keeps my legs crossed until marriage.
>>82903178I do, although I'm considering moving out, got a few irons in the fire in terms of viewings. Bills included so its not terrible, neighbors are very quiet and its not terrible. What slightly puts me off about 2 bed flats which is what I could move to on the outskirts is that I think utilities are gonna go up soon and id have to buy a washing machine / furniture. Like a bed frame, mattress, sofa etc. Could do it for less than 500 but if I want to move again ive got to fucking sort out a load of furniture havent I. I could also move to a 2-3 bedroomed house about 10-15 mins on the train away but tbqhwyl as a single laddington im not sure if I really need a 2-3 bedroomed house on my own and I really cannot be fucking arsed with being potentially burgled because what id gain in size I sacrifice in security due to the area the lower rent houses are in.
>>82903191do you have a use for every single room though? bedroom for the bed, living room for the sofa and general living room stuff, one bedroom for a gym? another for hobbies? at a push a third for storage? dunno wtf id do with a 4th, suppose I could split it into gym/ guitar / storage / office.
>>82903224One bedroom I sleep in, one I have put gym equipment in, one is basically unused.I also have 3 toilets. I use one for poos, one for wees, and one of them I don't use (because just means more cleaning).
>>82903081No it's a British lass. They do know each other, though. They're both 18.
>>82903236does it ever feel spooky being on your own in such a spacious place? 3 bathrooms is madness though. Could have one for showering, one for pooing and one for weeing. I wonder if anyone has a basement ITT, dont come across basements much.
absolutely consumed too much caffeine WOO
imagine if every building in Britain had a basement and a secret cabal came up with the myth that "British houses don't usually have basements" but secretly there is a whole underground network of elite basement-dwellers
"unc" lads will remember this was the OG motability car
>>82903272I'd love to basement dwell, really we should have more basements because our houses are too well insulated for the summer months causing distress amongst the normies and neets. If we had more basements you could simply retreat to the subterranean lair.
>>82903112How do we know the police corruption wasn't used here?
>>82903254Nah it doesn't get spooky.I wish I had a basement actually. I've always wanted a basement, but they're pretty rare in the UK.I sometimes have fantasies about kidnapping someone and keeping them in a basement.
>>829032121 bedroom seems ideal for a single laddingtonthough i was looking at this tiny boxroom studio, not sure if i would hate myself living in there though, but it's cheap as fuck
>>82903112This should never have happened, all of these rapes and deaths caused by asylum seekers shouldn't have been allowed to happen in the first place. You cant background check these people either, its possible hes raped and murdered in sudan and with no actual way of checking they just let them roam around the general public. Its fucking bonkers and before anyone says that doesn't happen I literally work for the goyoffice, there is no way to check their background reliably.
>>82903108Feminists won't talk about it because they can't just say "we do it for women, not just men" over something like that. Most feminists are just bitter that they weren't born pretty. Your looks really shape what you become.>>82903113There is absolutely nothing wrong with that if they're not ugly.
>>82903285I think 2 would be ideal for me, one for a bedroom, one for an office where I could have a desk and a pc / music stuff and a living room, ideally with a random cupboard in the hallway to store some misc stuff. Living in a studio isn't too bad as ive made it quite comfy and I dont have tonnes of stuff so it isn't cluttered, it functions but after 2 years I want an actual place to live. Got a viewing on chewsday for a 2 bedroomed one which looks comfy, large sash windows in the living room, quite cosy.
>>82903284>I sometimes have fantasies about kidnapping someone and keeping them in a basement.I expect nothing less from britfeel
>>82903295>There is absolutely nothing wrong with that if they're not ugly.call me a feminist but i'd even support a niche market of intentionally/knowingly ugly girls.might be someone's cup of tea. or something like plus-size modelling. cor it takes all sorts to make a world x
The lives, well-being and prosperity of every "asylum seeker" that arrived in the last 100 years put together does not even come close to weighing against the damage of a single British schoolgirl getting leered at by a swarthy BAME milling around on a town centre bench.If you disagree you are nothing less than a traitor.
Just want peace and quiet to play my degenerate VNs. Not too much to ask, is it?
>>82903308nice one mate that sounds good if you don't like having your pc in your bedroom, i'm used to that thoughalso what about cooking? bit worried everything is going to stink and it's going to ruin my computer
filing an anonymous report that one British citizen has surpassed his degenerate VN quota.
Sanford Lane Livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BseHMvYFiuY
What's the point getting a job when the government isn't building high rises with cheaper rent anymore? Fuck the NIMBY boomer cunts.
>>82903284I have a basement. I want to keep basement slut in there desu
>>82903415It would be really fun wouldn't it. She's be yours to do whatever you want to.
>>82903407What's the point if they won't send my favourite JAV star round to sort me out?
>>82903407The government sees itself as the paragons of the status quo which in their minds is completely the right thing in every way and everything is perfect, it's just that some people have been brainwashed by 'disinformation' to think that things are going badly.
>>82903407fuck high rises, we should have proper houses made from proper material for cheap but nooooooooooo we just had to increase the population by a metric fuck tonne and have fucking lizard people increase the price of everything to feed on our suffering. Fuck being pushed into tiny high rises and turning into some soviet satellite state larp with commieblocks.
>>82903420Yeah exactly>tfw no basement slut
>>82903407Why is it the government's job to be building high rises? Total joke of a country. Everyone in it is a fucking useless cretin that thinks the government is the only thing that can or should do anything. Fucking socialist retard cunts.
>>82903372doesn't really stink 2bh as I have the window open most of the time due to being quite warm, most have air vents to pump in clean air anyway, got about 3 of them, one in the hall, one in the room and bathroom so things dont turn grim. Although can you not find a 1 bedroomed flat for similar rent to a studio? I find that slightly further out rents drop and with utilities you end up paying the same for a studio, assuming said studio comes with bills included as a fair amount do.
Is Ruth blacking out with intense drinking sessions tonight? It's such a shame alcoholism took advantage of her.
singapore, a modern night watchman state
Keeping a slut in the basement and cumming on her named body every day for 6 months without cleaning her.
Me? I'd hit a big red button to make our national debt 100 trillion quid just to never see a brown person ever again.
>>82903450Not really lad. Their laws regarding drugs are extremely authoritarian. They have a land tax.
Terrible having a father that runs all the pubs. She wouldn't have turned to alcohol if it wasn't for her bad parenting.
Been to Singapore a few times before, mostly transiting though. Very very nice but very very hot and humid.
Mummy getting me mcdonalds soon. Wonder if the new menu is worth checking out.
>>82903447can't find anywhere decent for much cheaper, it's bills included too, i was thinking i could probably put up with it for 6 months
>>82903448close, she'll be getting BLACKED
Need someone to buy me all the VNs I want.
>RUTH GETTING SEXED BY A BLACK MAN XD!!!
>>82903458Fuck yeah, totally coat in her cum for months
>>82903458Nah lad, I'd nut in her obv but I'd also take care of her, let her wash and I'd brush her hair, she'd just stay in the basement being pretty, no need for her to think about anything
Is Moni still a tranny? What happened?
>>82903499you know you can just download them all for free
>>82903508Where abouts? Not sure where. Nyaa and the NSFW Nyaa don't have what I want.
>>82903513which one is that lad?
>>82903476but whats after 6 months? might end up stuck there
Hope we get a good old war at some point cooorrrrr need some good HD gopro war kino.
>>82903518Keeping it private. Actually they do have some of the ones I want but I don't mind buying them to support more English translations. Sorry if that's cucked.
On that ginger beer grind. Oh aye x
>super dark skin ebony afro porn BWC
>>82903542Can we get a BMI update, lad? Originally of course.
>>82903547For me it's dark skin anime girls.
>>82903520ill figure it out lad
On normie central, BBC news, the front page has>Illegal migrant guilty of sexual assault mistakenly released from prison after a couple of weeks>Illegal migrant found guilty of murder of asylum hotel worker>In France, illegal migrant sentenced for murdering schoolgirl>Bomalian, probably also illegal, sentenced for child porn possession and murdering those two gaysAnd yesterday they had a load of coverage of the rape gang panel members saying Jess Phillips and Labour at large were watering down the inquiring and trying to avoid naming the Pakistani as usual.Is the BBC getting chuddy? What do normies think when they see all this from turbo-lib news? They never used to report on things like this.
>look up standalone pull up bars (don't want to drill into the walls)>cheap ones are 80 quid, all universally slated in the reviews "cheap chinese plastic hinges, breaks in one use, rickety">expensive ones are literally 900 quid for a couple metal polesWhy is there never any middle ground with goods available in this shithole? It's either fucking terrible quality slave labour crap or obscenely expensive premium brand faux luxury stuff. I just want normal products. Reasonable prices.
>>82903518Oh yeah... any VNs you'd particularly recommend?
>>82903575>Is the BBC getting chuddy?No. I guarantee you all the articles will be obfuscating something or have a subtext of 'we need to help this person, deporting them would be immoral'.
Away to get drinking now
>>82903585There's some of that, but the usual approach from leftoids is to bury this kind of news so normies never get to see it. I wonder if they have to get ahead of it because people will now see it on social media so they can't get away with not reporting it at all.
Oh look at that, Labour are now bringing in non-rape gang abuse victims into the rape gang inquiry to water it down.You just don't detest these people enough.
>>82903581none that you can read lad
>>82903630Fair enough, lad. No need to be rude about it. Bet there's some proper degenerate untranslated stuff. Corrrrr!
Any good VNs where futas gangbang a guy? Preferably against his will.
>David Lammy said to be furious after Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu was accidentally freedPresumably David wanted to free Hadush himself but somebody skipped the queue.
>>82903648Maggot Baits has some pretty good Futa content but mostly against women.
>>82903650This doesn't even feel real. We're watching the implosion of the state in real time. The fact that this could ever happen is beyond parody. Genuine collapse of state capacity and it's just getting worse as time goes on.
>>82903284>I sometimes have fantasies about kidnapping someone and keeping them in a basement.Me too lid. don't have one though so cant do anything can i
>>82903648Starless Nympho Paradise
>>82903673There's no futa gangbanging a guy in that lad.
Only one more week until Walloween x
Imagine how much more fiscally prudent people would be if you had to physically give your tax money over to a tax collector every month. Welfare would be gone in a single general election.
wish i could stay a neet forever x
https://x.com/clashreport/status/1981773093191262234Israeli TV taking the piss out of Trump kek.It is really is sad how much he worships them even though they openly mock him and Americans for their blind worship.
its SO cheeky having to pay council tax ontop of having your wage sucked for government taxes, the fuck do you mean I have to pay council tax, councils should get a lump sum off the government that I DONT pay myself and the government should get that money from somewhere else thats not of my concern. Fucking council tax. Uhhhhh yeah you have to pay that yourself rather than us despite the fact that we waste billions per year on retarded shit and councils are part of the government anywaylolwedontcarefuckyou.
>>82903680There is some futa IIRC hehe
>2024-25 local authorities collected a total of 41.2 billion in council tax>The UK government's total spending for the 2024-25 financial year is forecast to be around 1.2786 trillion>3.33 percentand they cant just fund that themselves? so ive got to spend that money per month myself out of my PEANUTS? yeah get fucked, I bet they spend it on shit like staff parties and other off the books shit because councils are mafias but OH if you dont pay it they will put an attachment on your earnings. Wankers. Seething.
It's nice that there's a market for porn games for degenerates. Not something I have even the slightest interest in participating in, but I'm glad it exists. Takes all sorts dont it?
>>82903780Councils actually suck for getting anything. They're super strict on not taking any gifts, so private companies can give each other bottles of champagne or buy them meals or take them out for experience days, but if you work for the council there's a very strict no policy on that sort of thing. Having worked in the public sector there is zero money for Christmas meals or work drinks, has to be entirely self funded. I understand your rage lad, but you are wrong about that. It's actually really shit for people in the public sector.
>>82903788me? I used to wank over porn flash games when flash games were still a thing now yungins have porno games on steam.
>>82903795remember those meet n fuck games on newgrounds
>>82903487STRETCH that innie.
>>82903667Seems totally real. There's plenty of state capacity for funding pro-migrant NGOs to pay for lawyers to keep criminal migrants here and for secret Islamic settlement programs.This was most likely an activist in the justice system rather than a mistake.
>>82903794The government should stop spaffing money up the wall and give some to councils, its going up AGAIN next year, I dont care what they have to do I'm sick of paying it, its an extra kick in the bollocks per month.
>>82903801>meet n fuck gamesoh my god forgotten kino, I forgot about those ones. Cant believe they killed flash.
>close, she'll be getting BLACKEDScream howl xD
>>82903630Oh my days imagine doing an EOP gimmick at your age still reading interactive pornography
Willie does not share his Ruthie with anyone.
Honestly some VNs like Maggot Baits, Euphoria, Sadistic Blood, Starless and Eternal Torment are almost TOO degenerate.
>Energy bills likely to rise by 20 percent in next four years, says Britains biggest supplierwages? stagnating, thanks 4 playing
>>82903840my j-cat is bigger than yours
>Willie does not share his Ruthie with anyone.TOPKEK laughing my crease off xDDD
https://flashpointarchive.org/i'm sure the Meet'N'Fuck oeuvre is in there.
>>82903870making any money off your youtube channel yet lad?
>>82903867Studied a year abroad in tokyo when I was 19 lad, it's not an impressive skill, not enough to be a cringelord about it in the big 2 5
>>82903857it's a spectrum lad. maybe to you it's torture and guro or something, but me? i don't like the furry/furry-adjacent ones. that's my idea of degenerate.
>>82903857>Maggot Baits>Sadistic BloodThe most degenerate sounding names possible. Hmm, what a surprise.
>>82903888Well to be honest, I do gravitate to the really fucked up Nukiges as I mentioned. Pretty sure it's fucked my brain up though. Very perverted stuff. Have to play an occasional moege to even it out. Just happy there's so many good stuff translated nowadays to be honest. CLOCKUP are probably my favourites though.
Batty fuccen crease
Fuck pig scum. Don't scare me.
I'm going to keep pee girl in my basement
Gabagool? Ova heya!
>making any money off your youtube channel yet lad?SCREAM HOWLMY SIDES
>>82903780>3.33That's a jewish number. No cap.
three plus three plus three is nine
>uncensored with mosaicslmao
>>829039523 times 3 times 3 is 27. The age where a lot of famous people have died. Woah, this is getting freaky now.
>>82903968>turning 27 next year
anyone else a bit wired wrong when it comes to disturbing and fucked up media? concerns me ngl, maybe I unironically need an exorcism, not in a cool edgy way but more of a why am I like this sort of way.
>Waitrose offers job to autistic worker it had rejectedTory cunts trying to damage control. I'm not falling for it.
seasideMARK is live down Sanford lane wow free lighting Dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jP-wXaXJXA
>>82903973Are you famous yet? If not, I'd wait till you turned 28 to become famous, better safe than sorry.
>>82903980Lad can't even do the job properly. He's slow and useless apparently.
>turning 25 this decemberfucking unccccc status fuuuuuuuuuhk
>>82903995His coworkers said he's a harder worker than some of the paid staff.
>Tom Boyd stacked shelves at his local Waitrose for four years on a voluntary basis before being initially turned down for paid workHe does it for free?
fkin oldhed type shit baka yungins werent even born when skyrim was out fughin ''back in my day'' type washed up shih
>He does it for free?MEIN SIDEN
I was watching Batman Returns last night. Tim Burton was an absolute master at it.
One week no wooze tomorrow. It lovely.
>>8290399930 in no time for you my lad x
>>82904015planning the next wiss up?
>>82904028terrified 2bh, if the hair goes im shotgunning myself, imagine having to go from like 30 to 70 as a SMOOTHdome, nope ill smooth my shit straight off
The 25-30 period if of crucial importance in a man's life. It determines in large part the direction of his remaining life.
>>82904015Thinking about that wrink rn de lid?
>>82904042balding is cured now lad so thats no problem just got to take action when it starts going
>>82904015Corr nice tolerance break
>>82904052what with fin? suppose so but still
>>82904052>Just give yourself permanent erectile dysfunction bro
>>82904079id rather have hair, i can just take viagra if that happens
>>82904049only issue is that in this country its so fucking stagnant gaining motion is at a snails pace so 25-30 will probably look like it does now and MAYBE I'll be on slightly more peanuts per year by then, maybe, if god king emperor respected marshall starmer and co dont fuck things up even further (they will and the next government will be even worse until we turn into magadishu in 2050)
>>82904079I'm on it and it all works just fine
>>82904099what age did the norwood reaper come knocking?
Wtf is this about streaming live youtube channels?
>>82904129Just trying to get your money for watching anything. Ignore it, or say no.
That's me travel insurance sorted. Oh aye x
Certified oldhead unc at 29 checking in fr fr.
He doesn't care what nobody thinks. He his own man.
>>82904129They mean for example Sky News which is Live
>>82904129Trying to trick oldies
>>82904129just another money grab, the BBC are a peado ring that is withering and dying because no ones under 52 watches telly, imagine having to pay the BBC nonce ring because you watch some independent streamer playing vidya like eeeeeeeeerm hello the fuck do you have to do with any of this BBC? im watching a bloke play vidya on twitch via jewtube, this quite literally has nothing to do with you.
>>82904147Imagine a threesome with Rachel and Bridget, corr
Got a grim hairline and it never stopped me getting gfs
The released migrant has been in London for hours kek, they'll never find him now.
>>82904178He was spotted in Chelmsford town centre earlier
>>82904109It was more diffuse thinning
>>82904164Yes, so what if I put on FOX or GBN live sometimes? it's free on youtube.>>82904165>>82904166>>82904143I'll tell them to go home.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71v8dYX3Q2U
>>82904198that ones terrifying as well, did your beard grow in more at least? fuark imagine the hair going and you still cant grow a beard, just fuuuuuck off genetics its too unfair.
I'm willing to take one for the team and impregnate Emilia Clarke.She's probably down to her last egg, the poor thing. Shame on you all for not stepping up sooner.
>>82904178Can't wait to hear how digital ID would have prevented this
>>82904206its the principle really, no one actually pays it unless youre mongbrained but its just so cheeky.
>>82904195He got a train into Londonistan at around 1pm.
>>82904167Bridget is sexy af.
>>82904214Those far-right nonces who use a VPN have a lot to explain for this one!
>>82904178How the fuck does no one in the release process step back and think "wasn't that the lad in the news the other week?"
>>82904206>so what if I put on FOX or GBN live sometimes?Yes you would need the license
>>82904234A MoJ activist will have ordered some Boriswave prison worker to release him who either hasn't seen the news or just doesn't care.
>>82904213>age 39Old menopausal hag under all that makeup.
>>82904258That's what I'm thinking. Lot of foreigners working in the prison services now.
>>82904158He wears the hi vis because he is embarrassed to be a dosser. Sad!
Sexy robot ninja werewolves from outer space.
Ruth's pink fanny
>>82904261Guaranteed to have frozen eggs somewhere I reckon, all the actresses do that so they can have a kid in their 40s
>>82904303It lush I bet. Heavenly.
Harry's razors suck. For me, it's Gillette Labs
>>82904178Local posh twat said to be fuming.
For me, it's Turkish lasses with blue eyes.
I wonder if he'll write a song about it?
>>82904341For me? It's the cheapest disposables in Tesco.
>>82904370>Your anti-woke news channel, sir.
>>82904356Imagine going up to right wing twats and thinking they'd listen.
>>82904367>Turkish lasses with blue eyesNo such thing. They're Greek.
>>82904372For me? It's scissors. Don't care about a close shave. Won't get me laid.
For me? It's being a babyfaced cunt even though I'm in my 30s.
>>82904380You miss the point, he's a limp wristed leftie, berating the far right hooliganerinos, then towards the end shows his true colours when he was asked what these hooligans should do, GO AND FUCKING ATTACK THEM!! was his reply. You do it for me. The middle class mantra. He knows it's an issue, and needs solving, but doesn't want to get his hands dirty. Cunt berates them, but secretly cheers on when they are doing the fighting for him. he's a slippery little snake, virtue signalling for the masses. Bet he's a male feminist. Bet he kisses his mum on the lips. Bet he's gone knuckle deep with multiple fingers in his own arse. Bet he licked them after.
For me? It's being a babydicked cunt even though I'm in my 30s.
He says he depressed whenever he not on YouTube. It not right.
Literally all I think about is porn and naked women and sex.
>>82904397Yes Greek women do have them heavy eye bags. Seems like a strange thing to claim you are Turkish when you're quite white and American sounding.
Quite a lot of sad angry folks in this general. I am too, but every now and then when I'm in a good mood I watch the people that are just here to jump on and mock everyone they can and it makes me feel bad for you. Especially the mongboy poster, genuine pity for that guy because his life must be so depressingly empty. Anyway, chin up lads, it might never happen eh?
>>82904370haha holy shit i wondered what lads were on about.yeah, amazing they fucked that up.
>>82904505>they fucked that up.Depends what you mean. I suspect someone knew what they were doing.
>>82904516we'll see what comes out but in the meantime there is a paedo hunt, woo woo.
You know BBC radio 4 Desert Island Discs? You get to choose 8 songs to keep with you on a desert island to play for the rest of your life. Which would you choose?
>>82904559Sunny Afternoon - The KinksSupersonic - OasisNot sure what else.
For me, it's watching Jeepers Creepers with that ginger beer on tap. Very womfy indeed. Much better than going out and doing me wollocks in x
>>82904559Music would be the least of my concerns
>>82904585Get yer sen down to beehive de lad x
>>82904585womfy Friday night vibes, dee liiiiid
Brother is paying 600 pound for a new clutch in his car by this mechanic he goes to. Is that a lot?
Only full sugar Coke for her. I guess she can try to lose the weight in 2026...or the next year. I'm amazed how a short woman can just keep eating and drinking so much slop. Was she an overweight girl growing up? Maybe daddy just spoilt her with all the sweets and sugary drinks.
Wonder with b-brother would post about blad
>>82904632Yeah it's worth it. It's pretty gay if he doesn't. It's all worth it for pussy. A woman would not want a man without a reliable car. He's probably getting more action than you ever will.
What things should a healthy teenage boy do/get into?
>>82904632It's all downhill from there because next it'll be the gearbox then something else and something else
>>82904632I don't have a clue, but gay eye says it's about right.
>>82904650Guro VNs I reckon. Perfectly normal for a developing brain.
>>82904642Probably be a lot nicer. Every time b posts about fighting with his brother it's always him who started it
>>82904635You need locking up pal
>>82904650When I was a teenage boy I never drank alcohol, never went to a party, never had sex, never got into music.
>>82904650talking to girls imho
>>82904675Yeah and look how bad you turned out, stuck in Turkey in your boxminaret. I did all of those things and now I'm watching a film with my wife and dog in my house. Pretty important for development to do social things.
reckon its worth driving to the coop to get some tinnies or what?
>>82904700> stuck in TurkeyWhat are you talking about?
>>82904559if i was on Desert Island Discs, i'd punch Lauren Laverne.
>>82904674She needs deporting lad. Look at how smug she is living here with her comfy wfh job that daddy helped her get.
Do you think I'd be able to go to Turkey and get a comfy job? No.
>>82904099>all works just fineHow often do you have sex?
Ruthmong why wont you post on /int/?
>>82904711The mong thinks we have Turkish people posting here.
>>82904727Thoughts on Laura's video featuring her boyfriend?
me? watching old episodes of Pokemon.>Haunter, in Saffron City there's a trainer named Sabrina who uses Psychic Pokemon. Ghost Pokemon are strong against Psychic Pokemon, right? Ash m8 you might want to double-check this one...
>>82904762It proves nothing. I'm a British lad. Never left the country. About as patriotic as you can get.
Good foodington this wasVerily
>>82904764t. Turkish Ruthmong
>>82904767He's a good, intelligent lad teaching her chess. I'm sure he could've scored stacey but he picked the sweet lass.
need a crossmong update
Free electricity tonight from 9pm to 10pm!
Flying into Friday night total fucking loser posting hours on LOSER FM 8008.5 FM
>>82904851Mummy takes care of that 24/7. Xbox and lappy on all day.
I'm gunna cunt my shit fuck elucidated piss placard fuselage
>>82904764>The mong thinks we have Turkish people posting here.We do, Ruthmong for example
>>82904876It's very possible you messaged your turkish mong on discord to make a post like that.
>>82904651He has a car 2010 plate car. It's got about 140k miles on it. It breaks down every 4-6 months. Just wondering if he's being ripped off that's all. >>82904655Thanks. Don't know anything about cars.
>>82904779>It proves nothingIt would proof that you're a brit or at least live in the UK
I will prove myself on /int/ when R comes back.
>>82904675Do you think this was a good choice? Legitimately are you pleased with not living a normal expected teenage existence, or do you feel like you missed out? I was potentially close to that lifestyle but got lucky with a friend, who in retrospect was a dick, but he did force me to be social and it paid off in the long run.
>>82904886Who is "my" "Turkish mong"? Weird post.>>82904903The fact you've dragged your heels and been so awkward about it for this long is very suspicious
Some little lad a while ago said I have old people hands. Keep thinking about it. There's nothing wrong with my hands is there?
I've had sex, jobs, and a car.I've never had sex at the same time I had a job.I've never had sex at the same time I had a car.Women belong to carless NEETs.It's the trvth nvke that many here are not ready to accept.
>>82904631Aye true that de lid. Could get used to this stopping in business.
>>82904934Blad you have LOVELY hands, ignore that man >:(
>>82904851What you going to do with the free hour?>>82904887That's why it's good to do a simple google and ask.
>>82904934It's fat and wrinkled. The hand of a true unc.
>>82904934Your hand is fine, your tripfaggotry shows you have a desperate need for approval amongst the lowest tier of society. Shows you've got nothing going on for you. There's time to change that.
>>82904950No not at all. It's been in my head like a rat in a cage. I posted this photo over the summer when I was growing soap peppers and some little lad said I had old people hands.
OK, time to finally settle it.https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzpRlDZ3
>>82904887>140k milesNeeds scrapped
If Ruth posted on /int/ she would have a UK flag
>only replying to the most recent reply Nerve touched
>>82904966I said that when I bought it. Didn't listen. He paid 4500 for it and I bet he's spent about 3k fixing it.
>>82904934Big babby man hands
Brother just spent 600 on SNES games again. Is it too much?
Mad to think they're a bit younger than me and I still can't figure out this life.
Touching Ruth's fanny
>>82904372I can't use them, cut my face and neck up, I have to shave every day, I go to work come back and already got stubble
>>82904971She travels the world. She'll have many flags.
>>82904980It's like an Audi A5 or something yeah? How much on the clock when he bought it?
>>82904984Not at all. Spend some more if you have to why not. Life is for living and money is for spending. Cant take it with you when you die.
OK poll over, great news /britfeel/ is 100% not forrin. That's a relief eh lads.
>>82904988Why do you talk like this about her? She's my lass.
>>82904988Bet it feels like silk
>>82904984Spent 0 on entire SNES library including prototypes and unreleased games me. All fits in a few hundred megabytes too.
>>82905000No. A 2010 Nissan Qashqai (however it's spelt. Don't fucking mongboy.jpg me) when he bought it it had 125k miles on it.
>>82905021Literally a woman's car and definitely needed scrapped at 125k, absolutely fucked at 140k. Also rip off price even if he bought it a couple years ago
That's it. No baklava for you. Get to your minaret and don't come down until you're sorry.
>>82905021look blad, at least your brother is spending money on adult things
just got onto the thread for some late night browsing
>>82905033He can't afford to replace it. I found a 2017 35k mile Renault whatever with one owner on auto trader and he said no that car is too small and gay. Previously he had a 23 plate Nissan qashqai on mobility but after his operation PIP took it off him. Now hes stuck with this bucket of bolts.
>>82905021I've got a qashqai with 160k miles, still running nicely. Difference is I didn't pay anything for it, my dad just gave it to me in exchange for my crapped out old car to scrap. Reason he gave it to me was because he realised he'd only be able to get a few hundred for it, so yeah someone's been mugged off.
>>82905047Excuse me. Donkey Kong is "adult things" thank you very much.
Spends thouands of ponuds on hundeds of DVDs. Watches maybe 2 a month.
>>82905082>ponudsWahey hahahahaha
>>82905075Must be a few hundred ponuds here
>>82905098Where's mongboy poster when you need him.
>>82905060He could replace it with the same car for literally less than the cost of the clutch>2017 35k mile RenaultClio? I got a 2016, nice car, only 55k on it, had it a few years, passed MOT every time with no advisories
>ponudsOh dear
>>82905082>ponuds
>thouands>ponuds>hundedskinell seethemong has been on the drink a bit eh?
>>82905110799 ponuds that's a steal
when ur feeling safe in ur skinmaybe we'll meet again x
YouTube has started asking me "What product was featured in the previous ad?" If you get it wrong, it gives you a sad emoji and you have to watch more ads. They've also moved certain things around to make you accidentally click on ads. It's real scummy lately.
>>82905133Better than paying thouands innit?
imagine if they made Pokemon today it wouldn't be 'gotta catch em all' it would be 'gotta catch what you can and it's OK if you have mental health, everyone gets a participation trophy'
>>82905134>safe in ur skinhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74815498/#74823139
Ger voting https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz5bNQn6
>>82905082>thouands>ponuds>hundedsOh my days blud
>>82905149what on earth mate... lollers exposed
>>82905139everyone should use a different site. this is way beyond 'the warnings were there'. it's already fucked, and it's getting more fucked.it's not 2007 any more, there ARE other good video hosts now.
>>82905139There was a company that tried to patent a device that was sort of like a wii sensor which would monitor you when you watched an advert on TV and would be able to scan you when you were asked to perform some kind of action to skip the ad. So if for example a mcdonalds advert came on the option to skip would appear but you would have to make the mcdonalds arches with your arms and say 'I'M LOVING IT!' and the camera would make sure you did it.Sounds hilarious ngl. Thouands of mongs up and down the country acting like spastics shouting company slogans to skip ads.
>>82905110Yes this one. It was around 4k. Private sale. Even had a satnav and that digital parking assistant thing. He wanted. A bigger car for some reason. Oh wow. So he got really ripped off paying 4k for his car, fucking hell.
>ywn play retro vidya with blad while sharing a kebab
>>82905179Kebabs are the shittest food ever invented. Why not go for something at least decent like a wizza?
>>82905155what are you hoping to learn from this?
>>82905155>no turkey option
>>82905186Not sure, was more interesting in my head lol
>>82905185Had a wizza tonight. Carlos Galway pepperoni from Aldi. Not bad for 2.50.
>>82905098>>82905105>>82905106>>82905115>>82905131>>82905132>>82905133>>82905144>>82905160Seem to have touched a nerve with my drunkposting but jokes on you at least I got laid earlier meanwhile you're all still virgin mongboys yourself
Hadush is probably enjoying a nice craft beer in york.
>>82905196*Takeaway. Fucking hell. Auto correct on my wablet.
>>82905205aldi.. come on mate, thought you gave up that slop after getting aids from their sushi
>>82905167Nobody uploads to Rumble, though. If it did get the influx, it would immediately crumble. Microsoft really should have won the bidding war for YouTube.
>>82905202Pipe down spastic you've embarrassed yourself enough
>>82905193i can tell you right now there are two regulars from Scotland and one from Ireland who pops in every now and thensomeone mentioned a Welsh poster a couple of days ago, but who's that? never seen anyone even MENTION Wales.
Attention. New imalittlemole video has just dropped. https://youtu.be/kpxkggtOkIM?si=LeUDAJmxGh0mT7vE
>>82905203Eyeing up the young barmaid and imagining putting a black baby in her womb.
Reading old britnormie posts
>>82905220saw it in the subscriptions x
>>82905210It's where we shop for our food. Simple as. there's a lot of good stuff at Aldi you know.
>>82905212it's slow as hell but i'm surprised how much i've been using archive.org. it's just the file, you can just play it (plus it encodes to a few other formats). imagine that.but yeah for a 'social' video site, i guess your options are kinda Rumble, BitChute (not here), Vimeo (now login-walled), whatever else pops up.anyone remember that decentralised one? copied the old YouTube layout but was all P2P under the hood? is that still going?
>>82905171Yeah mines got the satnav I don't use it though the maps are outdated for my area but yeah that's a good price desu especially with the parking sensors that's a higher spec option, with only 35k miles on the clock it would last another 10-15 years at least >he got really ripped off paying 4kI mean when did he buy it? Prices went mad for a bit about 3 years ago but still he got ripped off paying 4k for a 2010 qashqai with 125k miles on it
>>82905170I remember the patent diagrams. Was pretty dystopian. We are not too far from it. Samsung fridges play ads now when you approach it. Can make calls from them too. Wow. The future.
>>82905229come on mate its all rubbish, why don't you try waitrose?
>>82905223Lovely left wing lasses will do anything to protect brown rapists.
https://peertube.tv/w/3gYjXzeiHfrUALRCJNtLx6corrr there we go, this site looks fine.same way some Twitter types jumped ship to Bluesky, get the YouTubers on somewhere like this. mirror videos, throw in a Patreon link if you're one of those sellouts.
>>82905256Indeed it seems that left wing males will do the same. In fact, doing anything they can to defend brown rapists and keep them in white countries seems to be THE defining feature of the left right now.
>>82905231On my GNU/Linux I use curl or wget to grab the files from archive.org. Much easier to download stuff that way. Lots of old cartoons to watch there.
>>82905244No. Sorry. Not supporting a business that persecutes against spackers like me.
>China's Public Toilets Require Watching Ads To Get Toilet Paper, Sparks Criticism>Public toilets in China are now requiring users to watch advertisements to access toilet paper, a move aimed at reducing waste.
>>82905276Corr communism hitting different.
as for me? windows 10
>>82905276Great way to make people stop wiping their arse desu only a matter of time before toilet paper gets banned to save the turtles or whatever
would prefer the screen model to loading things up on my phone.
toilet paper is recycled apparentlywonder how many arses my toilet roll has already touched
>>82905302i don't think that's how it worksbut i don't KNOW that's NOT how it worksso it's possible the answer is "some"
>>82905288Insecure now. Switch to GNU/Linux if you don't have a job.
>>82905310thanks but im sticking with windows 10i've got extended security updates me
when you see weird custom designs like this steampunk computer, how do the actual buyers maintain/fix them?do you have to stay in touch with who made it, forever, if e.g. a key on the keyboard broke?
>>82905139Legitimately the most horrendous dystopian thing I've heard this year. I don't watch YouTube without some kind of adblocker in place but I will literally just close it down before doing something like this, regardless of what I'm trying to see. Being advertised at is an assault on my freedom and I will not accept it.
>>82905323But why would you want something like that? Looks fucking shit
For me? Being squeezed into a woman's warm bosom.
>>82905327Streaming video costs money. It's a necessary evil when 99% of users don't buy premium.
>>82905332if i was rich to the point of silliness i'd get something like this. have a four bedroom house like that one anon: one's my general 'man cave' with gamer LEDs everywhere. one's a stone-age-themed room. one's steampunk.do i like any of these things/fashions? not really. but would i DO it? yes!
>>82905336I don't give a fuck lad, I won't be subjected to it. Internet should be paid for by the plebs, I'm not dealing with adverts in anything.
>>82905302Corr what if it touched some girl arse
>>82905399it probably did, i bet its been through thousands of arses
Think I'm gonna stop calling people here lads, it's too norf, gonna stick with mate like a good southerner from now on.
>>82905302That means my old wank tissues may have been used by a woman to wipe her tuppence.
>>82905423Phwoar you might have some kids out there
>>82905440Probably as close as I'll get to a woman's tuppence without paying
Best way to get a foid arrested? Bait them by filming them in public, get them to say something that causes a public order offence like swearing at you, calling you something bad. Many things said could cause you alarm, harassment and distress. Couple months later you get 200 quid from them (victim compensation) and they have a caution/conviction. They are very likely to admit guilt as they fear going to court. Saying they didn't feel comfortable being filmed in public wouldn't hold up in court.
>>82905452That would never happen and you'd be questioned by the police for harassment. Weird crusade to be on mate, just chilled a bit.
I'm a man in my late 30s, shorter than average, slightly overweight, my job doesn't pay much, and I have never had a problem with attracting women. These online incels spread nonsense for attention/money. To young lads reading: just be kind, wash, ask questions. Trust me, you'll be fine.
ignore the obvious bait above
>>82905489Play your cards right mate. Just don't do anything like follow people constantly and this shit would never get to court.
Just wash your penis lads x
>efukt.com/24529_Her_Asshole_Isnt_Big_Enough.htmlLaff'd when that horse cock song kicked in tbf
Hadush has probably raped three more females by now.
He still on the loose, keep a lookout>>82905533>>82905533>>82905533
>>82905421I say lads and I've been in the southwest all my life. Think it's pretty nationwide.
Nu breadingham needed innit
I want to touch a puss puss
