I will have a semen analysis to do in two days. I've almost fapped yesterday and if I did that I couldn't do the exam. I am so embarrassed, I will literally have to fap on the hospital. I hope they will at least let me fap while holding my phone so I can fap while watching porn.
>>82910690They will, you literally go to a room by yourself to coom in a little box or tube don't worry. Also fuck frogposters.
>>82910696I will be fine then.
>>82910690What on earth could warrant such a perverse medical examination? What could you possibly hope to learn by such a thing?
>>82910766Op wants to know if his swimmers are in tip-top shape and able to impregnate a foid. I personally hope that op is sterile because sterile boys are extra sodomizable.
>>82910690tell the nurse you're not able to ejaculate. my friend got milked that way and he said the orgasm lasted 20 seconds (prostate rubbing)
>>82910696won't the lube kill the sperm
>>82911055Not all lube contains spermicide. I feel so bad for circumcised anons, can't imagine needing to buy a product to touch myself, you guys got cucked really bad.
>>82911049That would be incredible lol. >>82911055I read that you can't use lube in some cases. Probably due to contaminating the sample.
