Slow night mr welperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
Ruth and William
I see we are back to our regular scheduled programming.
Back to choons.Movie clip posting can come later xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
help lads I'm getting FM'd by fucking southampton
Fuck garn town. I hate everyone there anyway.
>>82913639they all hate you too, no worriesas do we
Fucking hell that JD is lush. Has a nice warmness to it. First time drinking this in years. I usually drink bells me x
Taking things slow tonight. Not necking this shit. It's lethal. It's not even 9pm so no need to get drunk this early anyway x
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]And then[redacted]
At the end of the day I'm a lot safer drinking alone in my gaff then garn town. Too many evil people in town. Bully boys rule the roost there.
Fucking get innnnnnnnn there my leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5NePbb3hGw
Think I'm in my buying toys arc. What are some fun toys I should buy?
whats truly fascinating about seans physiognomy is that despite being a pisshead in his 30s he looks considerably younger than me, depsite being in my early 20s and despite eating a very clean diet and not drinking.
Those Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours are here once again ;_;
>>82913759It's because I'm on the light side of life. You emit constant negative energy so your soul rots x
>>82913759stress is what ages you lad
>>82913752I always liked Scalextric as a kid.
>>82913770But you get a hard on about wars and disasters lad. You feed off negative energy like a vampire. It's the only thing you genuinely get engaged with.
>>82913771I'm not very stressed though, I dont look old, just older than sean who looks about 18>>82913770think youre projecting lad, high vibrational energy me, although your occasional angry spergouts make me think theres something lurking within you
>>82913752interpretation A:Pucket (picrel)interpretation B:TENGA Air-Tech Twist
>>82913810thinking more like figurines. I want to pose them and pretend they're my friends.
>>82913823make some custom D&D/Warhammer style minis in your browser:https://www.heroforge.com/then get them 3D printed and paint them up.(you won't.)
>>82913857man, i aint got a 3D printer. I was eyeing some custom video game figures on etsy tho. The only thing Is I don't have confidence in my ability to paint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOuIGQ-KJ0Y(((They))) love their divide and conquer tactics, don't they
https://www.etsy.com/uk/search?q=alucard&ref=search_barsome of these are so sick
Got that UC advance payment application in. Oh aye.
is it tonight the clocks to back? so at 2am it becomes 1am again?
>>82914038It is indeed lad
Half the thread nowhere to be seen when it comes Saturday fucking part timers
>>82914106Too busy giving a sulfuric acid enema de lid. Up the arse and pussy.
Ooo I'm so lonely and miserable but somehow nowhere to be seen on Saturday night huh
im playing project zomboid ffs
Enjoy your fun Saturday night because you ain't welcome here anymore normie scum
sulfuric acid enemas right up the rim
Couldn't post for a while me. Thought it was over x
ASMR girls having their fudge packed
2024 vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-wJIxx-bc
Got that heating on me. It cold x
Helper do you like giving cute vampire lassies sulfuric acid enemas after raping their holes?
>>82914196What the fuck is even that x
Town calling my name tonight xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juVKpvYjb-8
Why should I go town? I got me choons. I got my JD whiskey. I'm nice and cozy.There is no good reason to go towns.>inb4 you'll meet a lassCouldn't give a fuck x
>>82914213Lovely scene from one of my degenerate visual novels me lid. Corrrrrr! Been to the cinema lately de lid?
Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a7q14lZwr8
>>82914240Not lately lid. Garn see that Predator: Badlands next month thoughs. Looks kino x
Been having a right good old time watching this person called Zoe bread annoy the absolute living fuck out of various city councils. She's managed to get hundreds of parking fines refunded because of dodgy signage, and has recently gone after Liverpool city council and uncovered a proper dodgy situ about these parking cunts not having planning permissions and getting back handers off council cunts for it. Right good fun to watch it is. Anything that fucking infuriates councils and telly licence BASTARD'S is alri with me
This JD whiskey going down a treat now. It really is like fire. Danny boy knows the score x
>>82914266Corrrrrr! Did you like Prey? Might go see the Chainsaw Man film. x
>>82914341Nobody gives a shit mong cunt. Why don't you chase it with 50 paracetamol
HHL will posting the Volkshalle scene and Hitler speeches by 1am.
>>82914356You kys first xI will outlive you and all my enemies. I promise it.>>82914355Didn't rate Prey me. Hope Badlands is better.
>>82914374Do you pay your telly licence?
MCDONALDSMCDONALDSKENTUCKY FRIED CHICKENAND A WIZZA HUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOC9d17vASc
getting confirmed reports that the helperdrome has fallen and that apus are stripping its copper
God I wish I had some diazepam...I would murder each and every one of you for a pack of blues.
>>82914374Kinell. I didn't mind it but Predators is the true kino, especially the samurai scene.
>Fast Food Rockers pretending Britain had KFC in 2003sad thing is, zoomers will accept this as historical/cultural canon.
Aww mate youtube autoplay got that nostalgia on tap xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZZw8NyPq8
Have taken 5 nytols and still not even drowsy FFS.
Me? Still on that JD whiskey xProbably garn be wissed af soon x
>>82914487Sitting drinking a whole bottle of whisky on your own?
Trump era choons xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQwWKj8Sns
>>82914468i took some codeines but they didn't work as much as the previous ones (how curious)so i had a diazepam and it's lush can't lie
>>82914491I could invite people over but it would go off the rails so fuck that. Keeping to me own lane tonight.Rather be safe than sorry.
>>82914497How did you manage to get hold of the diazies? I managed to get the Dr to give me 2 lots, but the 2mg ones are shite and I finished the 5mg ones in 2 days cos they only gave me 7 the tight bastards..
Who here grew up on a council estate?
Ngl lids am getting wissed now but there will be no weltdowns now. No politics. No scuds getting launched at 3am.Cba anymore. Just gonna have a chill one tonight and drink my JD whiskey like a real man x
>>82914520Me. First week we moved in the front gate got nicked and burned on a bonfire down the road (it was April). The day after it got replaced it got nicked and burned again, gave up after that. We only had carpet in the living room and my bedroom. Toilet was in a tiny room next to the bathroom, wooden floors with massive gaps. Didn't have central heating or double glazing back then so the winters were brutal, black mold everywhere, it's a wonder I've not developed any severe health problems (aside from the alcoholism of course)
>>82914523movie clips were promised x
>>82914523Welper loyalists are standing back and standing by x
>>82914523wepler loyalist reporting for duty
Triangle bros standing back and standing by x
Watching emily wops playing powerwash simulator me.
>>82914553>>82914560Based welper loyalists. Await final orders. If we ever go down we're bringing everyone down with us x
Some bloody weirdo asking wops about her life.
If the regime is ever at risk of collapse or being overrun by hostile forces, I, the emperor will issue final orders, you know what it is burn everything and what to do. I will kill myself before being captured. I won't let them humiliate me x
>>82914520Helper grew up in (and remains in) a state care facility for the terminally retarded.
>>82914516that there dark web, lad.i guarantee you it's less difficult than convincing a doctor nowadays.
sulfuric acid in the wussy
>>82914651Yeah not sure about that lid, I work in the prison system and I've seen the states people come in when they've been on the dodgy street valium.
>>82914520Not Ruth. She grew up in a middle class pub. Much better life than us.
Spaffed X
Sorry for the megalomaniac posting de lids. That wooze is kicking in nows x
hi guys i came from google, i was looking for acid-related erotica and it brought me here for some reason...?
>>82914677What's the biggest thing you've ever stuffed up your bum hole?
Know what I hate? Fat ginger men on the bottom rung of the social ladder, who pretend their lives are going somewhere while theyre sitting in squaller with their fat disgusting girlfriend, jerking off their little tiny freckled penis to furry porn they have gorillaz on repeat for some reasonjust dont like em, simple as.
>>82914676>Spaffed Xcorrr didn't know Elon Musk posted here
>>82914180Expect that's the only way for her now she's loose.
Look back at footage of British working class people from the 50s to the 80s and you can see how coherent and intelligent they were compared to the 00s - present day chav retard scum. What happened? Working class English people used to produce phenomenal music like the Beatles and Black Sabbath and the Sex Pistols and Oasis and all that. All quintessentially working class English.Seemed like by the 00s the average IQ of the English council estate dweller collapsed. Why?
I wonder where he is now. It's cold tonight.
Based Gaddafi loyalistsBrega 2011 vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ--jfMWTiM
>>82914703After 1945 social mobility began to increase so if you were a working class lad who was bright and hardworking then you could do well at school then go to uni and then get a good job and become middle class. Since then, by diffusion more and more intelligent working class people kept moving up and now what is left is literally just dysgenic low IQ scum. Literally just people who either have lowkey learning difficulties or just a terrible attitude towards life or both. That low IQ/shit attitude section of the British population just has sex with each other and their population grows.
>>82914703Microplastics lad, rich people always use glass stuff whereas poor folk use plastic bottles n that.
>>82914703The Internet started becoming affordable for home use then. It's even worse now with smartphones and social media.
>>82914703More bait just so you can go and parrot a load of shite you heard in an Edward Dutton video, you are by far the worst britfeel poster ever
>>82914703Thatcher wrecked unions which destroyed working class work ethic and culture - identity used to be deeply tied to work. People lived on the dole. In the late 90s and 00s Blair massively increased benefits and the economy was good so poor low income people suddenly had a lot more disposable income. As a result we got the Chav and the development of an entitlement culture.
Based /pol/fag.Normies just can't handle anything out ot their cringe pro-capitalist worldview.
>>82914744I am the most intelligent and insightful Britfeel poster ever.
His method>Posts a question related to a somewhat edgy political topic>Then immediately replies to himself with a preprepared answer he's already written to his own question>Mongs reply to him every time and the cycle continues
wops banging on about politics. showing her true colours the lefty cow.
Anyone who thinks that Oasis and the Beatles can be considered 'phenomenal music' is in no position to critique other people's intellect
wops used to sleep with a hammer beside her bed. She is fucking crazy.
>>82914769>in Halloween you dress up as something scary and evil like a vampire or zombie. >Dress up as a Nazi SS officer>Implies that the person dressing as that sees Nazis as scary and evil>people are still furious The issue is not even really about politics or Nazism or history at all. All of that is almost irrelevant. It is about a clash of personalities.
>>82914800On the contrary. The Beatles and Oasis are examples of refined high IQ music taste. True patrician music.
>>82914703i feel like the options for stuff-to-do were just more limited. more reading books, more talking/listening to others. that will just hone your speaking (whatever level of natural smarts or education you're at).first, telly came along. then, the internet. both have rotted MY brain.
>>82914803Normies are NPC retards. If he dressed up as a Stasi officer from East Germany the low IQ mongs wouldn't even know what he was. They would probably still think he's a Nazi.These people live in a capitalist bubble.
>>82914800i'm trans btw, not sure if that matters? x
>>82914825Pisa scores for students across the world have plummeted since smartphones became popular. We are all fucked.
Heading to work in about 20 minutes desu lads
>>82914831It is interesting the things people get upset about. I imagine dressing up as a serial killer would acceptable to these people? Maybe Osama Bin Laden no?
>>82914847My area is full of Bengali men wandering around dressed like Bin Laden in full thobes every day.
>>82914847Nazis the ultimate bogeyman in modern Western capitalist society. Even dressing as Jihadi John will get you less hate from soulless NPC normies.
Garn have another JD whiskey me x
for me it's when U2 end up in lists of "important" rock bands on the same level as The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, etc.i like U2. i dunno lads. just something about pretending music/culture would not be the same without them. irks me, so it does.
This is your boxroom window right now.
OH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2F4INQFjEI
>>82914836i'm glad i was born when i was (early 90s). the world is no better or worse off because i'm not a master orator. i had my fun as a bookish AND screen-addicted teenager in the 2000s, by 2000s standards (desktop PC at home).but in broader society, yeah things are fucked. even politicians don't sound intelligent in interviews: they sound like they're following a script. when they 'break character' they're idiots just like you and me.
Funny how? Nah mate how am I funny xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw
I'm here to fucking amuse you? Funny how?
Yeah I'm on that movie clip grind now. Wissed af me probably crash out by 1-2am x
At the end of the day I've been pushed suicide all my life x
They call it soft suicide nowadays. Forcing lads like me to drink themselves to death. Government and charities in on it xThey want to snuff out lads like me x
NHS snuffing out disabled people and old people.I've heard horror stories from Sunderland Royal Hospital x
They're fucking monsters xIf you have loved ones in hospital get them OUT now x
They snuffing disabled people and elderly people out. Either through medical negligence or on purpose. Keep your family away from the NHS.
>>82914752>give poor people more money, and they become bigger degenerates and more socially destructiveThat kind of puts a stopper on socialism, doesn't it?
NHS nurses snuffing out elderly people x
I SAID 23LMFAO OBAMA ERA VIBEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs
Just defecated
It's not because ya different it's just because ya so scary cool xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGawAhRjtoA
Hope they don't ask too.many questions for my UC advance.
God I can't wait to witness the collapse of America x
>>82915167Yeah? Fuck. That sounds utter shit lad. Only a cunt would do that
>>82915354God I dunno lad I feel like a lot of people would suffer if that happened
Muslims better pipe down when it's my turn to take power x
Kate getting her way with HHL again
HHL regime is collapsing xI tried my best xLast remaining loyalists you know what to do x
Before the regime collapses and NATO forces take over the state TV and radio. I just wanna say I'm sorry.I believed Britain could be something better. I have destroyed your future and mine. I'm sorry x
Can't wait until the angry mob [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] and throws him from [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] and his head [redacted]
Hey, this seems like something.https://x.com/KennyLauderdal3/status/1982220774917222862
Fucking jeets are setting fireworks off again. It's nearly 1 in the morning you smelly cunts.
https://x.com/clashreport/status/1982195402108539022
Wonder how porn addict neet is coping lately. Just not a good life imo. Life would be better going out and cutting that shit out.
>>82915526Higher quality than what was publicly available before, I assume? The copy on Youtube looks like ass compared to that.
>>82915693I watched a video earlier of some human sacrifice ritual in India. A bunch of jeets just casually stood around as some weird ritual was being performed on three severed heads with their discarded bodies a few feet away. A truly disgusting country.
I'm truly alone in this world. Corrr. A kino realisation thoughbeit.
When your best friend cannot even see eye to eye on basic stuff. It's horrifying. There is nobody like me, only me.
>>82915811Experience has taught me that other people just let you down. It's best to learn to enjoy your own company.
>>82915859It's truly truly disgusting. I feel horrible.
I wonder where Hadush Kebatu is right now. Probably out and about in the nightlife districts of London looking for white whimminz.
More and more I just thinkI'm basedNobody else isAnd that's thatIt's sad. We are all so alone.
The true humiliation is when you see Other People :TM: continuously just get owned, pwned and humiliated over and over again on every single "issue", trivial or important. It was over before we were born.
Fink i'll put on a kino
We've only went and bloody pushed the clocks back. Sickening stuff desu bros.
That's a hard 24.
Another wrongun. Britain is fucking depressing. Stories like this every day.
She ripped her own toddler son in half. Women are evil.
Like I've gone back in time, gained an hour to sleep. What a dreamm
It's genuinely so sickening I must say. Why can people not just agree with me lol.
sulfuric acid in the bussy
It's always the ugliest whites or immigrants isn't it that do these vile crimes.
>>82916444Poor lad looks like Gollum.
what happened Chika?
>>82916485Got sulfuric acid up his arse as punishment for not watching Upstairs, Downstairs.
Wish I had friends to go to nice places with in my early 20s.
>>82916518No one liked you for good reasons lad
>>82916518How would you resist fucking that lassie up the arse? Corrrrrr!
>>82916518claiming the ginger oneand the dog
>>82916583Nah there just wasn't an opportunities for me. It's no wonder I turned into a nasty man.>>82916607We don't love our pets like that here degenerate.
>>82916583>>82916620Dont be horrible lad. Sometimes it doesn't work out for people. I noticed in high school, if you weren't athletic on on the footy team, you weren't gonna get laid. all the girls gravitated to the sporty lads
>>82916613Well, I'd claim blondie but unfortunately she is no longer with us.
>>82916627different anon but the first lad in my year to lose his virginity was an absolute fuck up of a chavvy weed smoker type, hes now married to a massive fat scottish lass and was running a pub thats just recently closed
>>82916627They made me be goalkeeper all the time. Picked last for everything. Some days I "forgot" my P.E. kit.
>>82916638nothing stopping you from claiming her if youre kinky enough lad
>>82916658They incinerated her I think. She's just dust now.
Emiru up the wussy.
What's the point doing anything with my life now anyway? I'd only be expected to chase some old hags that will be menopausal and most likely have baggage (sprogs). It's so depressing to think about.
New girl at work feels like a problem waiting to happen>was overly enthusiastic to get this shitty job, even saying it was her "dream">she's not a "girly girl" and prefers hanging out with guys>has a boyfriend but only complains about him, "doesn't do anything around the house">has been quickly getting close to a male co-worker that also has a girlfriend>following him around, trying to talk to him while not engaging with other workers, doing whatever he asks to "help out">doing that woman thing of throwing sneak disses at his girlfriend whenever she's brought up in conversation "oh i think i saw the two of you, was she the one wearing a lot of makeup?"Will be monitoring the situation
>>82916667you just keep making excuses lad, excuses dont get your dick wet
>>82916679Giving your fav vamp lass a cheeky sulfuric acid enema
I'm sad because I can't get a young girlfriend anymore. I don't want some old lady to be my first.
>>82916703Who are you referring to? The beautiful Iryna?
Nobody told me you should go to college and university after leaving school.
>>82916748they told me you should but i didnt go anyway
>>82916764It probably wouldn't have turned out well for you anyway. It's not all fun and games for some.
>>82916647>They made me be goalkeeper all the timeif you were shite at footy you were made the goalkeeper. they need the skilled loads to score goals.
>>82916786yea probably true, school was shit enough for me, put me off the idea of college or uni
Me fucking faggot mate has dropped me in. Don't worry I'll deal with him tomorrow. But am I here x
think im actually finally bored with vidya, time to get a life
What kind of HHL loyalist are you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
>>82916904dropped his spunk in your bumhole lad? bet it's not the first time either. I've heard they call you slaggy sean down the carehome
I know what reuters is xWhere are you from?
>>82916974Sorry mate we're just passing through. We're covering a feel good story at Charlottesville.
>>82917019Charlottesville? What's in Charlottesville?
I don't care if your American journalists. You tell me in plain fucking English we're your going or I'll kill you and your family x
All them cameras and they still can't get to him.
Trump/HHL regime is collapsingWhite House has fallen xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnE15v4Gets
>>82917082why do they want him?
Cba for gear now. Fucking hell let's go mental x
Just noticed another dead inside looking zoomer bint.
>>82917153Because he apparently touched up white girls despite no credible evidence. As far as I'm concerned a bunch of reform racists decided to all play witness and say he groped girls. The jury obviously were racists too. Hope he escapes to be honest.
Trump is going out with a fight.Fucking hell x
>>82917163Imagine breeding some life into her. Give her tight zoomer fanny a good stretch.
Indiana Jones is anti-HHL propaganda.Been been bullied all my life. Don't hand over over nothing x
lovely fucking sulfuric acid up the pussy hole de lids corrr
>>82917179Your Turkishness really coming through in this post
My aunty was a pagan. I'm not selling to some Christian Capitalist scum x
>>82917235No I am white british. He doesn't have the look of the usual immigrant rapey sort. I honestly think he was found guilty to prevent further disorder. He never admitted guilt.
Ngl I feel like this drunk German soldier xBritain getting snuffed out xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6YwNtgke0
MEIN GOTT BAUMER
>Checked and saw how this was directed by the same shitlib bitch that directed Strange Days (one of the only kinos i didn't watch thru since it was just that laughably horrid + sloppy)>Give it a watch anyways>Starts out half-way watchable but falls apart + ends up as a disappointing, tangled slopfest by the 2nd actckin ellThis bitch really can't direct kinos for shit. Womemes should stay in the kitchen rather than attempting to direct kinos tbqf
i was named after Sean Connery.I want some respect x
