>tfw you never grew up in the United States of America>tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family>tfw you never went camping and hunting in the woods>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty>tfw you never experienced the Fourth of July fireworks>tfw you never attended a football game with your friends and family>tfw you never had a barbecue in your backyard>tfw you never went to a state fair for fried food and carnival rides>tfw you never had a Thanksgiving dinner with your family>tfw you never woke up happy you are living in the best country in the world I wish I were American. God bless America.
the best spot in america is in the woods next to Slippery Nigger lake in wisconsin, named after the property owners great grandfathers donkey which has not been renamed because nobody knows about it
>>82915982>>tfw you never grew up in the United States of Americadid it>>tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your familydid it>>tfw you never went camping and hunting in the woodsdid it>>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Libertyhaven't been to Yellowstone, but did see lady liberty>>tfw you never experienced the Fourth of July fireworksdid it>>tfw you never attended a football game with your friends and familydid it, hated it>>tfw you never had a barbecue in your backyarddid it>>tfw you never went to a state fair for fried food and carnival ridesdid it>>tfw you never had a Thanksgiving dinner with your familydid it>>tfw you never woke up happy you are living in the best country in the worldI do every motherfucking day.Sorry furrfag, we're already full. Stay in your shithole. But don't get too down, if your shithole has oil maybe one day America will come to you!
>>82915982I want to creampie the United States desu.
>>82915982its pretty easy to visit here but u wont run out of things to do my favorite states are utah louisiana california nevada oregon and washington in that orderthe coolest places to visit that i am willing to disclose are the washington rainforest the california coast las vegas and the great salt lake
>>82915982Living here isn't as great as 90s and early-2000s movies would have you believe. Don't get it twisted.
>>82915982I wish I grew up and lived in the British Empire. Born in Glasgow, young adulthood in London, marrying in Cape Town, dying in New Zealand
>>82916007>tfw you'll never swim in slippery nigger lake
>>82916141>90s and early-2000s moviesAny good recs?
I unironically love this fucking country.
>>82916076>>82916076>I want to creampie the United States
>>82915982America is jewish-run thirdworld shithole and you'd have to be retarded towish you were American.
And you never will. YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG.
>wrestling match in the middle of WalmartNow that is based as hell.
>>82915982I'm a bit of an americaboo aswell but atleast I get to watch their cartoons without having to worry about "health insurance"
>>82917667>d4 j00s!!!!How did you like your nap? Did your sister smack you so hard ths time around you passed out?
>>82917877Jew spottedorkekos
>>82917912I'm concluding now that you are black yourself. Btw, I still laugh at when you chimped out about d4 j00z over a month ago. Your sister is right to smack you daily and your mom for yelling at you. If I a had a disgrace of a sister like you, I would do the same.
>>82917955I don't have a sister, I have no idea what you're talking about
>>82918083That's what you said two days ago when you were samefagging so hard with three different larps saying you were all different anons until yet another ip nuke wiped all the pists at the sane time.
>>82918841>That's what you said two days ago when you ...
I'm sure there's something to like about your own country.
>>82918954he lives in brazil >>82915982
>>82915982>Fourth of July fireworkswe dont really get to do that anymore because of wildfires.
