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tell me funny things
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one time I laughed so hard at my friends joke that I peed myself in public
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>>82918520
I'm gonna kill someone someday
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a blind man walks into a bar
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>>82918520
My life
Your life
The life of the average r9k robot
The state of the world
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>>82918520
I'm a worthless loser faggot. An ant's life is worth more than mine. Actually no, a mosquito's life is worth than my sack of shit life
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>>82918547
None of these posts are very funny
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>>82918552
I try my worthless pathetic sack of shit life, anon. I'm sorry for being such a loser virgin failure
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>>82918552
What did you expect for free?
Good comedians get paid to say funny things
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>>82918520
Why did the Mexican fail the firefighter test?
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>>82918575
I like how everybody's pretending they've known about this for years when really it's just because it was on smiling friends. I was around when Kramer crashed the fuck out, I actually saw that shit when it happened.
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>>82918547
a mosquito's life is worth more than an ant's so you already fucked that up
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>>82918576
I don't know, why did the Mexican fail the firefighter test?
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>>82918520
what do you get when you fuck a gay dude
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>>82918608
Well you get AIDS, but that wouldn't be much of a joke
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>>82918616
WRONG, you get poopdick
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>>82918603
He couldn't differentiate "Hose A" from Hose B
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>>82918593
you like mosquitoes more than ants?
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>>82918520
The consequences of my ongoing complete moral decay are starting to be very very tangible



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