Robots what is something interesting about yourself.
>>82926543I'm autistic, i like tanks and jets and my dad tried to kill me when i turned 18, thanks for listening to my podcast
>>82926543I'm in the beginning stages of my hikki neet wizarddom phase, even growing a beer belly on my usual skinny frame to finish the look
>>82926543I write fake stories and post them on reddit and 4chan. Wrote one today on reddit and it got 200 comments before jannies locked the thread.
>>82926543I have an obsession with buying different types of mustard and can bend my fingers backwards over my hand easily
>>82926543Interesting can vary from person to person. I don't think I am interesting just a nerd who likes history and other nerd stuff and has mental problems but you find plenty like me here.
>>82926543my mom has a discordand i have 4 fumos and a pepe plushieand my school made us shoot a shotgun once.
>>82926552Why did he try and kill you?
>>82926543I used to write my little pony fanfiction.
>>82926543I used to make jokes about autistic people before I realized I'm autistic too, haha...
Nothing. Females should settle for non interesting chads..
>>82926543If there was something interesting about me I wouldn't be browsing this board at 10:25 at night while filling my room with farts from the sugar alcohols in keto peanut butter cups I binged earlier today.
I'm an eastern european that's learning how to play the banjo, I get some funny looks when I tell people what my instrument is.
>>82926636A banjo is basically the same as a Balalaika no?
>>82926595Alcoholism and drug usage, when he used that kinda stuff he'd come home looking to pick a fight over anything, one night he wasn't letting my mom sleep on purpose blasting music loud as fuck all night, so i turned it off, wich prompted him to get mad at me for undermining his authority so he threatened me with a knife, we had a little weird standoff where i was waiting for him to come so i could stab him first because i sleep with a knife by my bedside only i know about but he never did come, this same knife standoff thing happened one more time when i bodyblocked him from reaching my mom after he got in psychotic rage trying to get her saying she stabbed him wich she didn't, he cut himself, this made her divorce him because she didn't want me in jail for killing him or dead, not a fun experience in general
I have a very large music collection consisting of a couple thousand CDs and a couple hundred records, and know a lot about the music I like as a result>>82926636Very cool anon, do you want to play bluegrass or folk or something else
The one thing that you should know about me is that I enjoy making people smile.
>>82926654No idea how a balalaika functions, the banjo is a very weird instrument so I doubt that there is much similarity. The predecessor of the banjo had 3 strings like the balalaika so there may be some overlap in technique.>>82926657I love the lively folk music made for the banjo, so I'm primarily interested in frailing but I'd like to branch out into bluegrass banjo one day too, it'd simply be a shame not to. Bluegrass banjo sounds kinda sucky if you play it on it's own and I doubt that I'll be joining any european bluegrass bands soon so it's better that I stick to folk for now kek.
When I was 10 years old I was having sleep paralysis attacks for 2 years and it stopped when I got a blessing from a priest.
>>82926543I used to be a talented gymnast but i quit. now im a failure.
>>82926543In order of most interesting...>I got arrested for false groping charges on an ex gf, got probation, and am now fine> I have a 10.5 inch long cock when about to blow (no, you can't see it. don't be homo)> when I was around 5, I literally saw God (but not His face). the experience was wonderful, yet terrifying.
>>82926543I have stretched so much out of boredom during class I have a remarkable degree of arm and torso flexibility. One of my favorite party tricks that emanates from this is the ability for me to clasp both my hands together and pass them over my shoulder and onto my back while still clasped. Due to this movie being among my core 5 moves to maximize the amount of cracks from my body, something I do quite frequently over the course of a day, this has consistently brought shock to first time onlookers.
>>82926951Due to this move*
>>82926941>Saw GodPlease tell me God is a white man and not a black woman or something.
>>82926978I didn't see his face. From what little I could tell, a bit tan with salt and pepper hair, or at least He appeared that way. Granted, this may just be a manifestation.He wore a white robe that glowed blindingly bright without casting light on anything in the room. There was a terrified sense of knowing, like you know who you are, beyond rationality. Nothing like it. He was sitting on the edge of my bed. I ended up hiding under the covers, because I was scared.
>>82926978I could only see his hands. He appeared to be black, sorry...
>>82926543I use humour to deal with all the loss and trauma i experienced. Which is most people i suppose but its the specifics that make it unique and interesting
>>82926978He had blue and red dyed hair with a septum piercing and wore no clothes exposing his BBC lover tattoos. Sorry anon
>>82927026>>82927061Fakes.
>>82927061So he's a normal white woman, I guess that's what I expected.
i have made a bunch of people feel better about themselves and leave 4chan
>>82926560Wizardom? Is that some kind of fetish of something? I guess that's pretty fascinating.
>>82926543I work for my school
>>82926543I am a shell of my former self and I've lost all sense of identity by this point.
>>82926543I work for the intelligence community but I don't belong to the bureocratic aparatus per say (I'm paid at gs9 which is a pittance). I do utterly meaningless shit like pretend to be an entrerpenuer and make contact with low tier influencers (100k-1 mil) and pretend to be their buddy. I spent 4 fucking years in Syria and Iraq helping to hunt down wagner russians and now this is what I do: pretend to give a shit what some stupid shallow uselss influencer thinks.
Level of interesting varies>was in a lot of porn as a child>used to play a lot of music, was in a couple bands with friends that never really took off (and then my hands started having problems so I had to quit)>grew up a street over from a now-retired pro athlete, we were in the same class most years>taught at a college for 10ish years after graduating from it before becoming a streamer during covidProbably not as interesting as they seemed to me. Cats really like me too. Pretty sure that one's only interesting to me but I like cats.
>>82926543I'm autistic, got pepper-sprayed for not wanting to go to college at 18; I Like learning oddball languages that no-one in America speaks (at least, not in huge numbers, or practicality) I'm an amateur baker and wino.I'm big into coffee, tobacco and tea
>>82927201>>was in a lot of porn as a childDid they ever bust the guys who put you in it?
>>82926543I recently hatched a game idea that coincidentally aligns with the features of the custom game engine I'm developing.I also once decompile minecraft beta 1.7.4 and the OG launcher to run off of my own webserver written in nodeJS. Not sure what I did with the code but it might be worthwhile to do again.
>>82927223Yeah, he went to prison for it back then.
>>82927230Glad to hear there was at least justice for it, but sorry it happened to you.
>>82927251I'm blessed to have had a strong support system that let me survive what it did to me mentally. Much as I wish it never happened, it indirectly led to a lot of good in my life just because of how it changed me. Silver linings and all that.
>>82927222What languages do you speak, and why did you get pepper-sprayed for not wanting to go to college?
>>82926941Going to sleep. So, not answering any more.
>>82926543I have stopped watching TV for years now. I got to Metal concerts whenever I can. And I build model Military Vehicles such Tanks, planes and ships.
I like PS1 games
I remember almost everything for 3 months but in exchange I don't remember very much at all older 3 months.
>>82926543I love Serbia
>>82927306>what languages do i speak From most understanding to still learning:English,Russian, Ukrainian, Tatar, Polish, Georgian (kavkaz republic) >why did I get pepper sprayed for not going to college Dad and I had first a disagreement then constant heated arguments when I couldn't find work, one day dad decided to fight me physically, I retaliated and he pepper sprayed me to even things out.
>>82927108It is actually, its were I get dommed by the consequences of my own actions
>>82927108>>82927441For the autistic zoomers who don't know, the meme is that you become a wizard and gain wizard powers if you reach the age of 30 while still being a virgin.
I have hyperfixation for this game alone, I can say anything you can imagine about it. I have it memorized entirely inside my mind. I play it everyday, I've done practically everything possible already that I can think of.No I will never lay my hands on demaster and betray the friendship I have with the original and only game
>>82927813>20,000 hoursIs this the true power of autism?!
>>82927813What's your favorite location? mine's either darkroot basin or the chasm of the abyss. but other places that I really like are the actual abyss as I found that void kinda comfy, or the catacombs, as they resemble my living conditions, but the chasm of the abyss is where I had my first co-op interaction and that has ever stood with me.
>>82926543What I find interesting is very different from what these normalniggers who have invaded /r9k/ find interesting
Creo q lo unico de interesante en mi vida a sido por accidente casi mato a mi hermano xD-- . / .-. . --. .- .-.. --- / -..- -.. / .-.. .. - . .-. .- .-.. / -- ... / .. -. ..-. --- .-. -- .- -.-. .. -. / .- / . .-.. / -. -- . .-. --- / ....- ....- ..... / .---- ...-- ----. / --... ---.. ....- ---.. / / . -.. .- -.. / .---- / -- . ... / .--. .- / .-.. --- ... / .---- ..... / -..- -.. .-.-.
Interesting from what kind of a perspective? I made a scientific discovery that, if elaborated on, would immediately dox me. I've made several contributions to random games, albeit mostly at the level of scenarios for porn scenes via author requested feedback / suggestions.. but they still count! The creativity is what's important! I've done verified magic is the past (sigil stuff mostly, made someone cum on command remotely once lol).And i guess technically I'm a murderer too
>>82926543i'm on a bomb squad.
>>82926543i can do tricks with balisong knives without cutting myself
>>82926543i have been in 10 boxing matches this year
>>82926543i take hormones for hairloss. i think its equal parts stupid and interesting
>>82926543I'm a professional cat burglar fr
>>82928335Mine is the abyss, so comfy. But I also love Anor Londo, mostly because I used to invade there, before they removed the public online. Now it's empty
>>82926655nta but I hope things are better now anon. I know what its like living with people like that.
>>82926543I am a professional at starting little autistic projects but in the end everybody is disappointed because i never finish them but they are good conversation starters at least.
>>82929076what are your targets?
>>82929651As a professional I'm beyond the point of just stealing things for money, now I get hired for jobs and the work depends on the client. A common one is actually breaking into a place to secretly set up cameras, for gathering legal evidence. Another one is simply security testing so I'll get hired to do my thing, and they see if their security is working.Depending on what the job is, determines whether it's above or beneath the table. Whether I'm a "contractor" or not on the books.
>>82929733surely cameras inserted in such away would produce inadmissible evidence?
>>82929754Depends how it's done, but I'm not the lawyer and I don't suspect it's for automatic court use. I just provide the footage and it's something I get hired for often. Like sometimes it's as simple to monitor if someone is having an affair, or themself stealing, and it's not resolved in court.
