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I'm in your walls. You had rats hanging out there. I killed them all. You're welcome.

If you need me I'll be stealing the eggs from your fridge, I am very hungry.
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>>82928775
Can you go buy me a 2L coke plz?
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>>82928775
thanks anon you definitely earned those eggs
have a pickle too for some crunchy electrolytes while you're at it
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>>82928778
unironically how would you react if a 2l coke mysteriously appeared in your fridge though .
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>>82928785
>unironically how would you react if a 2l coke mysteriously appeared in your fridge
okaaayyy
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>>82928775
hahaha i wouldn't trust those eggs anon you're fukt
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>>82928775
actually i did have rats... wtf anon
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Ougghhhgghht my stomach

>>82929049
Yeah and I didn't have to see you doing that weird dance while culling but here we are. Damn near thought the building was collapsing.

>>82929039
Fuuuuuck you need to toss your sketchy eggs out wtf man
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>>82928775
i like rats though. also can't you just eat the rats? all of my eggs are required for... different purposes.
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>>82928775
Sounds like a decent deal desu, don't mind paying you in eggs, l buy them in bulk from a darmer
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>>82928775
our chickens have been laying way too many eggs anyway, take as much as you rat anon
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>>82928775
I'm in your balls. You had sperm hanging out there. I killed them all. You're welcome.
If you need me I'll be stealing the poop from your rectum, I am very hungry.
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>>82929524
You shoving chicken eggs up your hoo ha or something? Just get those rubber ones that arent at risk of cracking inside you.

>>82929532
Wow, thank you anon. I hope they're better than the ones the first anon had

>>82929536
Yay! Thanks anon. Love me some farm fresh eggs.

>>82929548
Wow, I dont need to worry about knocking women up or shitting! Thank you anon
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>>82929595
>You shoving chicken eggs up your hoo ha or something? Just get those rubber ones that arent at risk of cracking inside you.
why would this be your first assumption? you better stay inside those walls you deviant or i'll make your fantasies come true



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