i am EIGHTEEN and still a virgin. every day i dream of having a cute hikkineet bf who gropes me and jacks off to me. a total pervert who loves me. someone to take my virginity. someone to play eroge with me and watch anime with me and talk about sexy anime girls and i have never been able to get one. why is this so hard? other girls have no problem getting laid and having boyfriends. what am i doing wrong?
>>82934299Low quality bait, try again next time.
>>82934299Too obvious, do better
>>82934299Kind of had this relationship with a girl off this board. It was nice obsessing over and jerking off to her.
>>82934299I can't do that because I'm on semen retention until the moon is in my sun sign.
>>82934327>being the one obsessingJust transition you're obviously a woman
>>82934339It was mutual, she jerked off to me too.
>>82934350>she>jerked offanon I...>>82934344You don't have a bf because you need to make the first move. Ask someone out. It's not hard.
>>82934299Depends where you live. But it's not hard to find guys.Literally 90% of the guys walking in streets 18-40 (some girls like older) want to date an 18 year old girl.>I'm a girl that wants to talk about sexy anime girlsThere was a moment, i wondered if this is male, pretending to be female.But basically all you gotta do, is find public place to meet people, a mall, restaurant, or some specific spot. And give that spot to guys, with a time and day.And they will come. It's almost too easy for a girl.
>>82934344Oooh wow, a stuffed toy and a note so convincing
>>82934344what is this image supposed to proveyou have a plushie okay so what you're a tranny
>>82934299post discord and you will receive many, MANY friend requests. there are many people that want exactly this. i know i want this.
>>82934299>what am i doing wrong?1) You are barely an adult2) You are probably very socially isolated3) You are hyper focused on sex. There are less dudes like that than you may think.I recommend you seek therapy.
>>82934299Bad bait troon kys
>>82934377>There are less dudes like that than you may thinkSpeak for yourself I want a gf to fuck 6 hours a day at least and I'm not being hyperbolic here.
Why did the troon delete this image, kek
>>82934359What you want me to say she flicked her bean or whatever? Who cares lol
>>82934444Nice quad quatros anonI was making a joke just chuckle politely and move on
>>82934444There's a big difference between jerk off and flicked/rubbed bean/clitIt's one or the other, stop or go, it can't be both.
>>82934462Truuu you right>>82934470I can near guarantee I've fucked more than you anon, I don't think the verbiage really matters.
>>82934299you're retarded the guys you're talking about will be perverted in your dms and say shit like "ive never done this before" "i know we just met but i feel so connected to you"they have sent these msgs to god knows how many girls online i am 20 and care only for a guy who actually just loves me regardless, he doesn't lovebomb me, etc, gives me space and stuff and i will always be there for himidk why your post annoyed me so much desuif you're in central europe or close enough, i would like to fistfight you, thanks.
>>82934868What happens in central europe? I've never even heard of that before is it Switzerland?
>>82934299if ur not a troon i would gladly take this bait, im an autistic superneet if ur interested, i love bait
>>82934401To avoid being spotted. Didn't help.
>>82934877central europe is a made up area because everyone hates germany and in ce, i live there rape and stuff happens too
>>82935770Why is there rape I thought europe was a civilized country
>>82934299im 20 and im a khhv, youll probably find someone like that easily but ill be a khhv until death, ill never find the man for me again, because the guy i love and think is utterly perfect doesnt love me back
>>82935795what's so good about that guy?
>>82934488The fact you feel insecure enough to posture online tells me you haven't
>>82934299You haven't tripped and landed that beautiful mouth of yours on my NEET cock
>>82935803hes everything ive ever wanted in a guy AND more. very intelligent, very weird, decently mentally healthy and not insecure, has a cute voice, hes amazing to talk to, theres a bunch of littler things i wont mention, but i love him so much. hes very charming. and i met him on this board of all places, literally didnt think guys like this existed, but especially on here
>>82935795>>82935877Lots of us are weird and don't have the kind of mental illness that makes one destructive. I'm just autistic and kinda depressive/lethargic for example.
>>82935877How do you know he doesn't love you? Not to be dismissive, but you're only 20 and there are lots of guys in the world.
pick meeeescomment not original, needed more e's
>>82935909i mean he mightve liked me back at one point, it seemed to be that way cause he kinda expressed interest in dating eventually, but i dont think he has interest in me anymore.tbf he did warn me he gets in these moods where he doesnt wanna talk, gets asocial or whatever, but im worried ive been permaghosted cause its been almost a month with no messages. even if he said it could last for a month or more, i just cant help but be super worried.there are definitely a lot of guys in this world, but id need to find one that checks a lotta boxes, whos single, and whos actually interested in me, and that is basically impossible
>>82936004You should clearly talk to me I'm also an asocial weirdo but don't disappear for entire months. I mean also depends on what those boxes are maybe I can check them.
>>82936004Oh, bites-anon. Hello again. I was just stepping out but nice to run into you. He still might return and if he doesn't I really do think you could find a guy that checks those boxes.
>>82936027oh hello again!i hope he does... i could probably find someone like him if i really put in the effort, but it could take years of talking to people, and i already hate the whole idea of the dating game, i dont think i have it in me to try and try again
>>82936130Just give autism a chance, what's the worst that can happen?
>>82936183give autism a chance? what?
>>82936230Become autistic and talk to autistic guys so you can get infected with space autism.
>>82936248im already autistic and im 100% sure my crush is autistic too (even if he denies it, nts dont act like that)
>>82936260well you should try other autists then
>>82936270but i like him, originally
>>82936286Why and what makes you think someone else can't be as/more likeable?
>>82936293>whyi already stated what i like about him, but i just love him, because hes him.there probably is but rn i only want him
>>82936293I think >>82936321 probably hasn't actually given up on dating. She's probably just venting because she's upset. It's how people are.That or she may be that autistic, I dunno.
>>82936321Yeah but it was kinda vague. Basically "smart and cute" like everyone describes their crush. Give other autists a chance.
>>82935785brown people live all in over the country
>>82934299I am around the same age... I prolly dont live anywhere near you tho...
>>82936336idk man, a big part of me actually does wanna give up if things dont work out with my crush, because i dont want to get hurt, dont want to talk to hundreds of people to find one i like, its just stupid and exhausting.before i met my crush i had completely given up. i decided id basically lay down and wait for death. meeting him, i finally knew what it was like to actually WANT someone, to want to pursue them, ive never felt happy and giddy talking to a guy before him.i am totally upset i likely cant have him but i am pretty serious about not wanting to date>>82936340well what else am i supposed to say, "yeah i really love how he doesnt take 2 hours to take a shit and actuallytakes care of himself and his bowels"? tbf i do think that. but like, i could go into more details on why his voice is cute, or how we'd talk in huge 4 part messages that take like an hour to write, he was really good at conversation.if we're getting more personal, hes literally the only person whos kinda understood me, and is the only person ive met who shares my biting fetish.hes really kind and respectful if i say something bothers me which is really awesome.besides it wasnt just "smart and cute", i said more stuff than that
>>82934299>gropes me and jacks off to me.if you talk like this, there is almost a guarantee you have sent nudes online to man before. damaged goods
>>82936526>i am pretty serious about not wanting to dateI get the sentiment. My last relationship ended three years back and I didn't think I'd ever date again. Still might not, I guess, but I'm way less antagonistic to the idea these days.Things seem a lot worse than they are in the moment and your first heartbreak will almost always be the worst one. I'm kinda just looking for friends and seeing if anything develops since I figure if I can't be friends with someone I really ought not date them.You're new to adulting. Things are weird and look more daunting than they really are. If you make any effort at all you can move on and try again. If he doesn't want you, just know there are other men that will and you can find one that you want too.
>>82936567i wish you luck anon, with finding friends and dating againthis is something ive felt for a very long time tho, ive always hated the concept of dating. i see it as a stupid game of pain and misery. i tried e-dating twice, but it was awful. i dont want to put myself through a swamp just to hopefully find gold again. and if i stay in the swamp too long, ill drown in mud. im not a strong willed person, i dont have the drive to try and try again, my heart cant take many hits
>>82934299This sounds great and all but I have a job that I work and bills to pay.
>>82936130Years of talking to people is better than being alone forever though. Dating around until you find the right person sucks but there aren't a lot of other options. I hope he comes back since that would be a lot easier, but if doesn't don't give up.
>>82936835I haven't dated at all. Haven't really talked to many women, honestly. Kinda just waiting to meet a woman that piques my interests I suppose.People say I have a strong will but I kinda just drag myself through the mud and try not to think about it. Can't let myself die I guess
>>82937204sometimes i have to wonder, is it really that bad being alone? i felt pretty content about it until i met my crush.dating around, tbf it wont even be dating around cause ill just talk to people online if i did do it. but those experiences will be carried with me, and thats gonna suck even more.i really do just hope he comes back, but i think itd be fine to be alone. maybe someone just as perfect will fall into my lap like he did, maybe it wont happen again, idk>>82937330i mean, thats a pretty strong will, cause you keep going. id end up tired and ill lsy down to die in the swamp, so its better that i never enter the swamp in the first place
>>82937395I don't think it's that bad to be alone, but it's nicer to be with someone. What do you mean those experiences being carried with you? It is exhausting to get to know people and then have to reject them because they aren't right, but I think when you meet someone you like it makes up for it all. Waiting for someone to fall into your lap works too, but you have to be open to it happening.
>>82937395>better that i never enter the swamp in the first placeI keep falling ass first into swamps. Only way out is through
>>82937409well yeah, of course its nicer to be with someone, but the process of finding someone right, being with them, its stressful. im open to someone falling into my lap, once im over this guy, if he doesnt come back (if my brain allows that)>>82937416no no, you can dip your toes in and not get in at all, theres always a choice. but not getting in at all hinders your adult life and normal developmental progress pr whatever
I'm slowly falling for the psyop...
>>82937501I didn't mean this particular swamp, I just keep getting into weird ass situations
>>82937534ohh ok. now i wanna hear some stories
>>82937501>its stressfulIt really is. I go through long periods of time just preferring to be alone to even trying. Being in a relationship is great though, when I am I always forget how awful the steps to get into one are. Hopefully you find your perfect guy and get to mark him as yours, whether it's the current one or some other.
foids try not to larp and post a bait thread level impossiblego fuck yourself
>>82937606If robots are stupid enough to fall for this then they deserve it
>>82937557i wish that was my experience, cause when i e-dated, both times i always wished i just stayed alone cause. but maybe it wont be so bad, in the future, idk.hopefully i will (get to mark this one)
>>82937630Were they bad relationships or did they just not work out?
>>82937645they were pretty shit. werent compatible at all, but par for the course with online dating, in the first one i got left for a girl irl after a month, and the second one i got cheated on cause i was a huge prude at the time (they knew that i was and said they loved that because he was "christian" but whatever)
>>82937721edating is always really difficult. If the other person meets anyone IRL it throws everything off and it's too easy for them to just disappear if they want to check out. I can see why you haven't liked it much though. It's hard to find good people. Getting cheated on really hurts, sorry that happened to you. Did you go from friends to being in relationship with them or just jump right in? I've always had more success with talking more as friends first, easier to see if we're compatible and have anything in common that way. I can imagine guys don't like much though.
>>82937754first one we went from friends to dating, tho friendship only lasted 4 months before dating for 1, the second we talked with the intention of dating and it lasted 2 years, mainly cause i didnt wanna leave in case i never got another chance (tho at some point i was like "being alone in better than this"). i still prefer the concept of talking as friends first tho.edating is difficult for that reason. i widh people gave it the same respect as real dating, like its not hard to break up first before dipping out
>>82937546Nothing terribly interesting, I guess. Fought depression a lot as a teenager. Married the first girl I ever dated, terrible idea. She left me while I was deployed to Germany. Whole reason I joined was to provide for her and the baby. Friend tried to kill me the next year during a PTSD fit. Since I ETS'd I've been fighting to get into my local police department. Last time I applied I broke my leg in three places during the application process. Currently have a house and I'm fighting uphill to get the money together to repair some damage from a plumbing issue. Also trying to get promoted (or get on with the police) so I can send my kid to private school.Life's just real good at kicking me in the teeth
>>82937806Oh wow, 2 years is a while for a bad relationship. My longest only lasted a year but we stayed friends for a while after. Staying in a bad relationship is really awful though, I hope you know to get out if things are that bad now. I used to know a girl who was in an abusive relationship and she'd never leave, thought it was the best she could get.I wish they did too but I think a lot of people just have trouble with seeing their partner as an actual person. It's more like a thing on their computer or phone than a human. A lot of the relationship stuff I see here around e-dating it's really clear that one or both of them just saw it as a game. Mutual respect goes a long way to making a relationship enjoyable. Some of it might be that there's fewer repercussions for bad behavior, if you treat your e-partner like trash no one you know will ever find out. Do that IRL and there's a chance word will get around. But I don't know, people are inscrutable.
>>82937837it is, but ive learnt now. i wouldnt do that to myself again.they probably do see it as some kind of low risk, probably short term thing, and a lot definitely dont see their online partners as human cause they dont even care if their actions hurt them. its insane to me. just go date irl in that case, because they clearly dont want anything real from it.
>>82937937That's good at least, still too bad about having to go through that though.Yeah, short term and low risk. Basically they just want a hook up with some emotional labor thrown in. It is insane and really sociopathic. It makes e-dating a lot harder than it needs to be, I'm always a little paranoid going into anything because of that. If they were at least honest about what they wanted it would be better.
>>82937965it is pretty sociopathic, yeah. im very paranoid too. and because im scared ill be lured in with sweet words just to be hurt again or something. people can be very,m bad to say the least.i dont think most of them are able to be honest
>>82938018A little paranoia is healthy but too much will get in the way of meeting decent people. It's a hard thing to balance. I think watching how they react to things is useful, people who aren't looking for something real will more checked out or get angry at not getting what they want immediately. People can be very bad though, yeah.
>tfw not a pervert so i can never get a femanon gf
