What are your thoughts on gooners?
>>82937459I don't think it's morally wrong desu. Like you aren't fucking raping people. It's just a disservice to yourself.
>>82937459Kind of depressing and a sign of the times. Most of them will never know the touch of a woman without having to pay for it.
>>82937459I think they don't understand what they're doing, they have never stopped to take stock that they're not feeling something good, they are prolonging a sexual irritation, a fair metaphor is to picture them pouring irritants on their skin just to create the urge to scratch more. That's what gooning is. And it takes time away and energy they could have spent doing something more productive. At the same time, it also takes away the energy and time they could have used to do something evil. Crime statistics do correlate negatively with porn. It's one of the big reasons governments keep it deregulated it, or distribute it on purpose like during covid to avoid rioting. Alltogether, I don't like it. Porn is ill people spreading their illness to others via a camera. At the same time, one can imagine men just using it to relieve their neurological burden and moving on. Why should they suffer the irritation of being horny every day? It seems reasonable to allow them to expel it in the same way they use a bathroom. Hard to say.
>>82937459ive been jerking off to porn ever since 8 years old when i accidentally found out what an orgasm feels like (i was stressed out and started grabbing my penis, kept grabbing it over and over over the course of seconds to minutes because it "felt nice" and then eventually orgasmed but i didnt know what that was at the time, just knew the sensation), then i came to understand around the same time that people do that while watching porn so i started watching it too while doing it (with improper technique duh) and in other words thats how i became a porn addict without realizing what i signed up fora year later i got hooked onto incest porn (sister, mother, female cousin), and then eventually other shit over the years, stuff like furry and what notby age 18 i had a decade of experience of jerking off and porn knowledge, i only realized i couldnt quit when i attempted to do so at around 11 years old and failed.ever since i dont think ive had a no fap streak that was longer a month im pretty surethe problem is that its so addicting, and were so impulsive, but another problem thats overlooked is how you lose yourself over the years, you become a monster, jumping from fetish to even more extreme fetish, ive seen guys turn gay, turn trans, turn into cucks etcand its not even the true them as people like to claim, because they werent like that years before, they just became like that because they built new neural pathways that associate pleasure with those things, they fucked themselves up basicallyporn really should be banned
>>82937459The porn industry is typically horrible and finding ethical porn almost impossible.And that's not even considering the erectile dysfunctuon, body dysmorphia and warped, violent views of sex it produces.
>>82937472>>82937478>>82937499Disgusting goonphobia. I thought /r9k/ was better than this.
>>82937633shut up coomerstop beating your shit for 2 seconds and then maybe you wouldn't be such a retard
>>82937459i thought they closed dpph?
Here is the article since no one linked it:https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/Somewhat interesting read of a confused boomer horrified by his zoomer cohorts. He seems to think gooning is some Covid lockdown phenomena but I am pretty sure r/gooncaves has been active since 2016 at the very least.
>>82937459>>82937478>>82937499>>82937502>>82937527>>82937650>porn le bad>but premarital sex, promiscuity, adultery, hook-up culture and serial monogamy are perfectly le fine dont heckin judge thats le too farHa haSins of the Beast begets tinier and tinier sins like little beads; a labyrinthian goose chase for the (((problematic))) sickness ensues, lesser WHORE animals are worshipped and unrighteously forgiven.No no there is no middle ground here. His flaming sword will not pick and choose arbitrarily. It will be two distinct halves. Light and darkness. Purity and filth. There is no redemption in such a sickly modern compromise. Either go all in or all out. Those are your two options. We will all wail regardless tho.
>>82937809Nobody in this thread can call themselves a real gooner
>>82937633It's not me judging you for gooning it's the fact that when you cum you are dispersing important energy.
>>82937853>wankbattlingkek
>>82937809The author actually went to an irl goonathan. His dedication is astounding, do you anons think he became a die hard gooner himself? Something, something, stare into the abyss long enough or whatever.
>>82937809come the fuck on with this>gooner extremist terror attacks
>>82937956Keep reading bro. This guy does his fucking research into what gooning is, it is fucking wild.
>>82937927My bet is:was already a gooner privately, pretends not to be while "researching" and writing the article.
one time in my youth i masturbated 8 times in a row, by the time i was done no more cum was being produced from my benis
>>82937927He tries to reach a sort of gooner tier nirvana so who knows? Can a regular normie mind ever come back from achieving such a feat? Was he even a normie to begin with? Could >>82937972be right?
I don't much know about gooning. I know enough to not want to know more.
>>82938017What else has he written about? Could be revealing.
>>82937852>>but premarital sex, promiscuity, adultery, hook-up culture and serial monogamy are perfectly le fine dont heckin judge thats le too farwho are you quoting? are you pretending to be a schizo to distract from the fact that you're a retard?
>>82937852>but premarital sex, promiscuity, adultery, hook-up culture and serial monogamy are perfectly le fine dont heckin judge thats le too farLeYes.LePng
>>82937459I think I'm one of them and it'll never get better. No woman wanted me at my best because I'm not rich, black, or hung so I'll die alone with my cock in my hand
>>82937459I think gooning should be taken to new and exciting frontiers, not religiously stymied. The current paradigm is to use the fried crack rat brain study to deter orgasmic induction tech at the psycho-social level. Today's modern world is all about ideological and spiritual capture, and not about instant pleasure unless you can silo yourself away somewhere in the pleasure tech vats.
>>82937852all that shit is bad, sexual immorality is bad dude
>>82938439What's so bad about it?bl0x
>>82937459>What are your thoughts on gooners?I hate they have usurped a word that was used for supporters of my local sports team.
>>82937478Indeed. It's basically a cope for widespread inceldom.Same thing with coomers in general and why a bunch of them are trooning out after getting corrupted by troon porn and going full degenerate.If all those people could get looks-matched willing pussy, this 'culture' would not exist. But foids will stay Chad-only, no matter the damage it causes.
>>82937459It's an inevitable consequence of 60+% of men no longer being able to pass on their genes, and being entirely conscious of the fact they won't. If you don't have goon squads and social decay, you have gank squads and societal collapse. Pick your poison.
>>82937459I hate how they use cutesy terms like "gooning" to describe being a filthy degenerate fuck who lives and breathes porn>I'm just a silly gooner tee heeYou're DERANGED
>>82939112what the fuck does gooning even mean aside from the severe porn addiction?seems like a made up onomatopeia
>Anti-porn ghost talkers come to 4chanFuck off, you idiots. Isn't there an ilovejesus.com or somewhere you can play make-believe with other retards? Stop bringing this shit here.Suck Hitler's dick, you fag.
>>82939133it just means that you jerk it until you become stupid like a goon in a movie or comic book
I dated one, shit was pathetic. He admitted to me he'd go on discord calls with multiple men to goon together and share porn. Some of them even go "pussyfree" and intentionally deprive their wives and gfs of sex in favor of porn, it's part of their fetish
>>82939403I also think this is just an evolution of strip club culture. Men have always been weird faggy perverts that like getting boners together they just made it into a fandom
>>82937459I goon a lil not too much it makes it hard to pee I love gooners
I was one of the OG goonersEver since I discovered fapping at 12 in 2006 I would fap for 2-3 hours a dayI actually thought this method of edging was normal and how most dudes wanked. When I learned that the average guy literally just wanks for 5 minutes and cums I was honestly baffled. It seemed like such a waste. I was a hardcore porn addict all through highschool. It's probably fucked me up but at 32 it's way too late now.
>>82937459It's a coping mechanism for people who are alienated from their own sexuality
>>82939403>Some of them even go "pussyfree" and intentionally deprive their wives and gfs of sex in favor of porn, it's part of their fetishLMFAO imagine chasing chad only to find out he's a pussyfree porn addict
>>82940667Sounds based. Men waging spiritual jihad on women by taking the only power they ever had, power through access to her pussy, away from them and never returning it. This is the future they chose for themselves.
>>82940119Naa, it's not too late.I was like you.The first step, is to use your goon power to go back to vanilla porn (usually, start by swapping to vanilla porn before cooming)Then, the hardest part, only fap once a day.Then, reduce sessions to 2-3hThen, only the other day.---I'm here---Then, progressively reduce the time of the sessions.I manage to fap in 15 mins now, using only my imagination. But it's hard, I only manage to do it like every three months.Most of the time it's computer of phone.Also, I note each fap on Subject (vanilla or deviant?) the Media (imagination or computer?) the Mean (hand or toys?) and if alone or not.The goal is to tend to vanilla/imagination/hand/alone(or with woman, but, kek, fat chance)Good luck anon! You will manage!
If you don't use drugs you've never gooned. Unironically you do not know the meaning of the word if you have never snorted mephedrone or some other cathinone. >gatekeeping gooningI'm dead fucking serious. You don't even know what it means to be sexually aroused if you haven't taken these drugs. You don't know what it means to consume porn. People will post stuff like "yeah I gooned for 3 hours dude it was crazy". You don't know.
>>82937956>gooner congressmen>gooner news networkThese unironically need to happen, not even memeing. The only thing this faggot doesn't realize is that a lot of millennial men will join the Gooner Party too.
>>82937459>What are your thoughts on gooners?Not my problem.
>>82937956>gooner congressUhhh based?? A liberty focused congress???? Yes please!!!!!!
>>82937459Using the term "gooner" should just classify you as underage, whether physically or mentally, on the spot.
>>82941789yeah this is good advice. Before any behavior change is possible, some mindfulness is required to get the ball rolling. If the thought of quitting is too painful to even imagine, you're not ready for that. What about the idea of cutting back 20 minutes less, or not doing one particular genre, etc. Or starting to just go through the motions MINDFULLY asking , how is this making me feel? Do I REALLY want to be doing this or is something else compelling me?
I currently a former gooner, only stoppped cause I really wanna turn my life around. I sitll watch porn clips but use it more for workout motivation. I'm lucky though, it's only cause I have no weed of meth I'm able to stop. I'm gunna do 40 days and 40 nights of no fap. it's been easy so far. Dec 2nd is when I can fap again, dunno if I'll even want to tho
>>82937853yup, guys got me beat. Still wasted years gooning. only bright side is that cumming is insane and I love the fantasies I spawn
i fucking love gooning. i spent all of march, april and may of this year gooning, gaming, and eating while higher than eagle titties. it was so amazing im still in a good mood all these months later, and can't wait to do it again.
They should make tiktok but for porn
>>82939403>Some of them even go "pussyfree" and intentionally deprive their wives and gfs of sex in favor of porn, it's part of their fetishThat's kind of based
>>82937459I don't mind them at all in fact they're kind of based. Why should I make fun of the victims of society trying to enjoy their life an eensy little bit?
>>82937459Heroes of XXI century
It's just a taboo fetish, like watching incest porn or anything else. I watch gooner content sometimes but I'm still a normal and productive guy when I need to be. It's functionally no different than wasting a day playing video games or scrolling tik tok or whatever.
I hate this timeline
No impulse control. Probably young. After a while I didn't even enjoy it. I just felt compelled to do it. Like I was possessed. That whole mentality "let me just click one more thing. Okay one more after this one." Then I read in the bible, "He who sins is a slave to sin."I don't jerk it anymore. I've deleted all coomer images on my computer. I'm trying not to look at them any more as well now, but I keep failing that one.
I watched porn daily, when I stopped I found interest in real woman, they are everywhere and they love me. But I'm an jealous man, and have literally almost 0 relationship skills I hope it will allm work out.
>>82945725>express interest in girl>she hates me from then onI hate it
>>82945496>I've deleted all coomer images on my computerI should probably do this but also have massive FOMO despite never jerking off to anything I've saved besides audio porn. I think for extremely socially isolated people you just have to accept it as a vice, like how people with chronic pain need opioids.
I'm not the kind of gooner to have a gooncave or do anything else really crazy. I would say that the minimum definition of gooning is masturbating for something a more than sexual release. I did it three times, for at least an hour each time. It felt good, like the whole experience was like a river of dopamine, starting with a small headwater, eventually becoming larger until reaching a peak and remaining there.The only reason I didn't go for a lot longer is because I was going on a goonventure, where I was looking for more and more porn (specifically the vanilla stuff you'd see on /aco/). And eventually I get satisfied with what I have and blow my load.Haven't done it in a while now because I'm not sure if it's permissible.
>>82946337>needneed?
>>82937853>he spent months training his pubococcygeus muscle in order to climax without ejaculatingwe are hitting advanced goonery we've yet to fathom
>>82937809His conclusion seems pretty accurate. Gooning is another dopaminergic activity like most internet content, just more disturbing because it deals with sexual kinks and taboos. It's really just a symptom of a larger problem which is individuals and corporations using widespread technology to try to take advantage of lonely isolated people and turn them into profit-making machines.
