Turkish carpet edition
muuurning de latsnew breadingham is it? that is lush x
Disappointed with night guards performance lately. Not holding up their end of the bargain.
>>82938622We need crossy back
>>82938568My teacher had one of those in his home. Very beautiful but gross if uncleaned.
>>82938684Molested by the teacher was it? Many such cases
>>82938622if no one's there talking about shitty music lad then I got nowt to say
>>82938622Sorry went to bed at 10pm was fucking knackered last night. Still am
>>82938755Is that a McRib that little lad is holding? Kek.
>>82938762he's got some solid chef talents lad
>turn on the news>15 billion spent on migrant hotels>200 people mistakenly released from prison>prince Andrew help a party for Epstein and Weinstein at his mansion that he lives in for freethis fucking country
>>82938791missed a headline>Productivity downgrade may add 20bn to Budget hole
>corr this country's shit lads>no work for me though I'm on that bennies grind B)>"lack of productivity tanks economy">WTF HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN????
>53.3% of all UK households[latest fig. released 23 Sept 2025 are taking more in benefits/services than they contribute in all taxes WTF?
>We have 9.4m of working age not in employment and economically inactive.>We have 9.9 million working age who receive some form of DWP benefit.This HAS TO STOP !
>>82938818Is that including shit like child benefits? I thought child bennies weren't that high, but I assume that's the only one where such a large portion of the nation would have it.
>>82938791>15 billion spent on migrant hotelsThe middle and upper middle classes who effectively run this country at almost all levels just see white racism as fundamentally evil and akin to paedophilia or cannibalism - something so monstrously evil and beyond compression that it must be stamped out at all costs. Anything that is opposed to racism must therefore be good. It is sort of like how lots of people will say they are against torture or the death penalty but when people present them with examples of a paedophile or serial killer they will be like BURN THEM ALIVE NOW NOW. To the liberal middle classes, the costs and problems of mass immigration pale in comparison to the ultimate task of being against racism. Hence, racist tweets online get longer sentences than assault. >200 people mistakenly released from prisonWe simply do not have enough prison spaces and keeping people in prison is insanely expensive. Criminals are almost all released early for so called good behaviour. We just do not have the space.
>immigrants are good for the economy>1 million immigrants per year >"lack of productivity tanks economy">some months eg July 2025 there was no (zero) (none) (an absence of) growth>WTF HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN????
>>82938818Yeah. Most of the money in taxes is paid by lie the top 5% as well.It is the problem with soft socialist high taxation program. Rich investors and entrepreneurs will eventually just fuck off somewhere else and take their money and assets with them. Then there is nothing left.
>>82938824Yes includes child benefit
>>82938828All of that does not matter. The economy being damaged is irrelevant to the key goal: opposing white racism. That is the goal. The liberal upper middle classes are aware of the of the suppression of wages that mass immigration causes. They are aware of culture clash and sexual assault.But all this pales in comparison to the necessity of opposing racism.
>>82938833 someone on 150k pays FIFTEEN TIMES more income tax than someone earning 30k
>>82938842Yeah and if you are qualified for that kind of job or run a business then at this point there is almost no fucking point staying in the uk.You can earn like twice as much in the USA and pay less tax. Why fuck would you stay here where fucking retards keep shouting >TAX DA RICH INNIT FUND DA NHSTaking all their assets and money with them. Cannot tax someone when they lift all their assets and skill out.
>>82938847you can tax land and property
>>82938874They write it off onto somebody elses name
>>82938877then that person would pay the tax wouldn't they?
>>82938887>Anon earns 150,000 a year - pays a lot of tax (top rate: 45%).>Sara earns 20,000 a year - pays a small amount of tax (basic rate: 20%).Anon buys a flat that earns 10,000 a year in rent.If Anon puts it in their own name, they'd pay about 4,500 in tax (45%).But if Anon puts it in Sara's name, then Sara - the lower earner- pays only 2,000 in tax (20%). That means 2,500 less goes to HMRC.
Honestly lads, I wouldn't mind paying more tax if I didn't see how fucking poorly it gets utilised.
>>82938902why would how much you earn affect the amount of tax you pay on an asset? im not saying tax the income made on the asset im saying put a tax on the value of the asset
>>82938914same. you after the pennys and the pounds look after themselves
Anarcho tyranny and gay race socialism do not a prosperous country make, I think we have conclusively proven this over the last three decades. Just kind of bewildering how the powers that be refused to change course, though I suppose they're not thinking of it rationally and reasonably. For them, it's a religious conviction - it's the moral thing to do and so to not do it or to undo it would be immoral, their version of sin.
>>82938914There isn't anything the state could be doing on such a scale that would require MORE taxation than currently that could possibly justify doing so. The country was objectively better run at the height of the empire around 1910 where the absolute highest tax rate on income (the top 1% of incomes) was 8.3%(!). The majority paid 5.8% and a big chunk at the bottom paid nothing at all. In addition the corporate tax rate was 5.83%. Inheritance tax was calculated progressively but maxed out at 15%.These sorts of rates sound like what you might find in a Special Economic Zone these days. Absurd to think that the government should be taxing people more if only they 'got their money's worth'. Getting the worth of your money means you deciding how to spend it for yourself.Taxbrain is such a fucking cancer on society it's crazy.
>>82938921the government assumes that if you have more money or assets, you can afford to contribute more. but tax is just a form if theft when we don't just pay one form of tax (income tax) there's like 20 different form of taxes we pay day to day
>>82938957Well yeah obviously I'd rather they used what they take from me now better for sure. Especially as my wage is higher. It was more a hypothetical where the conditions are yet to be met (e.g. a functioning tax system).
>government taxes everyone to the hilt>ruins economy >people say they can't afford anything>"it's okay, to help you afford things in this shit economy we made we'll give you handouts extracted from the ever dwinling number of productive people"Literally rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
>>82938981An essential part of a functioning tax system requires that the absolute minimum tax possible be extracted. I don't think people truly understand the scale of meaningless, nonsense waste that the government throws money at.Also there's no good justification for not having a flat rate on everyone. So-called 'progressive' taxation is motivated by the desire for crazy levels of government expansion and, frankly, hatred and envy of more successful people.
>without immigrants the NHS would collapseOkay, I propose that we keep the NHS workers and all other foreign born people (97% of the foreign population in the country) go back home, deal?Of course, doing so would obviously free up a massive amount of room in NHS capacity so you probably could just go ahead and send the NHS workers back too, but curious to consider the hypothetical, no? Of course, nobody making these points would ever agree to it, which kind of speaks for itself that they're making the argument in bad faith but oh well *shrug emoji*
/pol/ mongs begone
Benefits mongs bickering about paying taxes. The irony is staggering.
>>82939034I am literally a classical liberal.
>>82939001>and, frankly, hatred and envy of more successful people.My tax band makes me keenly aware of that mate.
>>82939052And a /pol/ mong
Oh you're pro-tax?Quick, name every tax then (you can't).
>>82939080the only one I know is Fiscus Judaicus sorry
Pay came in today lads cooorrrrr
The best kind of tax is one you can play along to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXKvppse5H8
Bring back tax collectors. The moment people realise how fucking much they actually have to hand over in paper money to the government each month they'll be screaming for blood in Westminster.PAYE is the most insidious system ever devised because it takes the paying of tax away from the front of your mind. It happens in the background. You don't have to think about it. Evil shit.
>>82939131Me? Getting paid on the 24th each month
>>82939131Had mine last week. Living lush.
I'm likely to get a pay rise that puts me over the 50,270 or whatever it is this year, which will mean that I will be making more money but in such a tiny amount that I won't even notice it. Bit annoying tbqh. Might fiddle with my pension so I get more in there instead rather than giving them 42 bloody pence for every measly pound I make.
>TAXATION IS THEFT!!!!!!Yawn.
>>82939164Yeah do the pension salary sacrifice shit, thats how lads at my work did it.
>>82939184It's annoying because we used to have a share buy scheme which would have been more beneficial for me in the medium term rather than the long term but that's been stopped since we got bought out. Might have one in the new parent company but who knows. Hate thinking about this sort of shit really, was much easier when I was in my 20s putting the bare minimum into pension and just getting fucked up all the time. Now I have to pay mortgage and plan for my stupid future.
Yeah I'm a porn addict, so fucking what?
Yeah I'm a britfeel addict, so fucking what?
>>82939176Good lad, just go along with it all. Having half your money taken by the government is just normal. How else would we pay for Somalis to live in central London on PIP and drive motability Mercedes around?
>>82939248>so fucking what?Well off the top of my head>ED>dopamine depletion>warped sexuality>unrealistic expectations of reality>inability to see women as people>loss of motivation Probably more too.
Not a big fan of women myself
Lads, are there any British people worth listening to? Like online personality types who talk about things going on here? I struggle to think of a single one that isn't a fucking cunt or a retard or both.
Having a bacon sandwich. It Tuesday x
>>82939320>Lads, are there any British people worth listening to?Me
>>82939320i like britmonkey but he doesn't post often
Knackered af, had a couple of jars yesterday, feel like shit now
>>82939379Corrrr... has Mark gotten even fatter?
>>82939320I miss LynxHylix but he's probably a bit too left or sensible for lads here. Least he's still banter in Vale videos.
nothing like riding a bus to make you feel like a total povo. i would like to be wizzing about on my brand spanking new but moped but the local gansta men put a stop to that, plod didnt seem to mind either fucking luv living in this shithole country sometimes
>>82938847>Why fuck would you stay hereI like having annual leave and not being sacked at any time for any reason
Pretty much 100 percented Sadistic Blood. I gotta say, some mental fucking scenes. Really enjoyed it though. It's basically a bad ending gore fest though, not much story at all. I like the scene where the guillotine is connected to their clenched arseholes. Bloody Japs.
>>82939284Imagine studies on porn 50 years from now and the research reveal consequences so widespread that it could be seen the way we now view cigarettes today
>>82939284Mate... I can brutalise a woman's anus and still recognise her as a person.
seasideMARK morning uploafs. Bringing you up to speed. I had a great afternoon out yesterday wow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYwVwEBZIs
This scene was pretty fucked up but probably one of the tamest in a lot of ways. Basically tentacle fucked who grabs her organs out her mouth for a fat bastard to eat.
>>82939655>2 Weatherspoon's in Weymouth and packed solid on Monday afternoonWhy are they not at work?
>>82939655Corr are mark travelling on the trains first class.
Wonder how much of daddy's inheritance money he has left
morning /britfeel/realised while i was asleep that if you take the classic emo song "*lets the bodies hit the floor*" and simply add an apostrophe, it becomes "let's the bodies hit the floor", i.e. "let us, the bodies, hit the floor"mad how such a simple change can alter (and yet retain) meaning.
>>82939793emo? thats a metal song.
>>82939793>the classic emo songWhen I know it's bait and yet it still riles me.
>>82939816voices of the vooooooid!
Used to have a mate that would describe any song where the singer shouted as screamo, i know it was genuine at the start but it soon became a joke to rile me up but I'll be damned if it didn't work every goddamn time.
>>82939731Unless his dad owns multiple pubs and has shares in other companies, he is well and truly fucked in old age.
work gave me 3oo quid of company shares, its not much but its a nice gesture
>>82939662Spoiler that shit you freak.
R never ever drank in a wetherspoons. It must be for common people to drink at.
>>82939867spoons isnt that bad, some of them are nice, ofcourse some of them arent so nice but theyre not all bad
>>82939164No point having a pension if you might die before then. The government will find ways to kill off people and keep all the money I reckon in the future.
>>82939847there's some truly sick shit on this site
all this talk of emo makes me miss counterparts poster, hope he's living his best life
>>82939875It just must come across as a cheap and tacky place to drink at. Probably poor quality beer...no variety.
>>82939901>Probably poor quality beer...no variety.perfect for some of us
>>82939808>>82939816emo is a feeling more than a 'genre' in the sense of 'it has saxophones and is played in 16:9 time'this is something people who were there at the time would understand, as opposed to zoomers viewing pop culture as a history/Wikipedia exercise.
>run_demoralisation_posts.exe
WE'RE ALL FUCKED AND IT'S NEVER GETTING BETTER*jumps into a barrel of caustic acid*
>>82939867It's where common muck like Sean hang out. Ruth is a classy girl, she wouldn't be seen dead in such establishments.
>>82939911>emo is a feeling more than a 'genre' in the senseIt is quite literally a genre derived from hardcore.Bodies isnt even fucking sad.
Doesn't matter how hard you work wagie. You'll be at the bottom still. Women will never love you or have sex with you. You are a low value male. Imagine actually working for this shit little country full of immigrant scum and women who turn their nose up at real work. Stop working. Make them immigrants and women pay for the pain they cause us.
>>82939617> that it could be seen the way we now view cigarettes todayAs cool and relaxing? Can't wait
Watch out lads the Turk has woken up to do his daily mandated routine of crying about shit while both not understanding a single thing about how the world works while also making no effort to resolve his gripes.
s&s isa openedvwrp boughtedgonna be a millionaire in 40 years lads
>>82939949i had sex last week, with a woman who i met at work ages ago BOOM
>>82939949>Doesn't matter how hard you work wagie. You'll be at the bottom still. Women will never love you or have sex with you. You are a low value male. Imagine actually working for this shit little country full of immigrant scum and women who turn their nose up at real work. Stop working. Make them immigrants and women pay for the pain they cause us.>whaaa
>>82939947>Bodies isnt even fucking sad.it is actually about dancing on the dancefloor, rather than corpses.like how 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' is about men sexually harassing women (and yet they put it in Rugrats 2)
Whatever will he post next, auditor routine, ASMR bints routine, night walk routine, more demoralisation, seethe about thread personalities?
>>82939609>I like having annual leaveYou don't think people in the US negotiate annual leave? Why do you need big daddy state to give you permission? Slave mentality>and not being sacked at any time for any reasonWhat year do you live in? This is a very real thing here
>>82939966electric avenue is about race riots
Back homes from voluntary work. Windy af but got the job done in that park. Getting sorted now then heading off out for some din dins and a few jars.
so how to the yanks work? is it basically like working here on a zero hours contract?
Baby one more time was actually about Britney Spears' BDSM fetish.
The really weird thing is, that the beatles did actually live in a yellow submarine.
>>82939932Yeah I figure she's just a huge snob in real life. Could already tell that easily in her asmr videos.
>>82939991the community thanks you for your service. what did you do?
>>82939954Funny how he talks about wetherspoons like an obscure alien planet you can tell he's not in this country
There's a lot of projection in this general.
freddie mercry shot a man
>>82940033So did Bob Marley, but he didn't shoot the persons assistant.
only mugs work for free
>>82940025I don't go out and drink in any place lad.
>>82940048Yeah, I'd rather work for useless currency. Sod giving up my precious time for nothing.
>>82940056If you are english you know what wetherspoons is
>>82940048only fools and horses work
>>82939991Did you get to keep your "community payback" hi-vis?
Phwoar alarmingtons woke the wapuberg up on time didn't theyHe shall be heading out soon shan't he
I don't go out much so I don't know what wetherspoon is meant to be. I'm not sure what a pub is really? Youtube lass mentioned coronation street is that a documentary on the BBC?
>>82940024Cleared some weeds and cut back overgrowth along a public pathway then cleared up some broken glass down by the river. Standard stuff.
Heading off out nows. No wind is garn keep me stuck indoors all day. Might go get a wurger and a wint. It Tuesdays x
>>82939977'Running in the 90s' isn't even that fast because in Japanese they use kilometres per hour instead of miles.
>>82940139its all lies mate . he's not even running he's driving
He's off to Spoons, the common muck.
got this emo banger going nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE
He bored. He lonely. He depressed. He drink. x
Posh birds love a bit of roughing it. As this documentary proves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM
>>82939881Although I agree generally I also think that there is a point having a pension because the state pension won't exist SHOULD I make it to retirement age. So being able to live comfortably rather than grub for a meager existence I feel would be rather neat. As with everything it's a balancing act, being generally pretty well paid means I can weigh the balance between money now and potential money later. Most people are having to take all money now because it's fuck all in comparison with current prices.
>>82939995weird to think Angelina Jolie was once this alt girl into her BDSM. all the 90s articles were about how she was into sex and blood, she probably actually played the Tomb Raider games at the time (even as a girl).i don't believe for a SECOND the 'Brangelina' adopting-African-babies Angelina Jolie of the 2000s is the same person. IMO it's a Paul McCartney situation.
it not right what they did to wh smiths
>>82940191And I never thought Ellen Page would become a man. Mental.
>>82938568these foids be wearing carpetsI see the pretty lil eyes through the carpetI take the carpet off and then its just a mess
>>82939995Song and lyrics were written by some Swedish guy though
She's aged quite noticeably since her first video a few years back. Much sweeter looking back then. I probably wouldn't have clicked on her these days.
>>82940213I didn't say she wrote it.
>>82940147mad how they keep making these Sonic racing games and only the first* one got it right.* Game Gear games aren't canon
>>82940216probably too many beach holidays
>>82940216Bitch looks so much like Mark it's uncanny. She should do some fish and shits ASMR in his honour.
>>82940223Rayman M was a much better on foot racing game.https://youtu.be/XamuXHX66lM?si=vd4Kgo7iIF1EwJYF
>>82940056Yeah you live in a dry country.
>>82940216She's going to be a wine aunt
Very sad I'm only 30 and started having trouble getting an erection.
>>82940172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrGo9T9HXoMHEY HEY! ATASHI! NEAR A WOKKA TERRUNO WAY! NO WAY! HE MEETS A JUN-AIIEE
>>82940224Yeah she's been on many holidays the past few years. Sun is a bitch.>>82940225She does doesn't she but only from her current age. I don't understand why she still uses a profile picture from when she was like 19 still. Very misleading.>>82940249Not really sure what that means. She does like alcohol but I think she's spirit and lager girl.
>>82940252you'd be too nervous to have sex anyway, virgin. you'd never get it up. years of porn addiction have destroyed any potential sex life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsZgEPEAimkHEY HEY! YOU YOU!WHY WOULD SHE WANT A NEW BANG-YO?NO WAY! NO WAY!NI SHOE-ING GA SINBAD!
>>82940252Have you been to a dr about it, or sought help? They'll probably give you meds. It might be caused by something else so best to get it checked out.
>>82940252You a chunky boy mate?It's all about circulation, so being heavy or just having shite blood pressure can fuck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX8eOYVMuNoHEY HEY! YOU YOU!ICH VEIN MEISUVEINGLKLSFJDKSHFKHdsfkljdsfjl
What if he was an unattractive man doing this to young women? I think he'd be arrested. https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1ohm10y/this_dude_gives_flowers_to_elderly_women_and/
>>82940343they do this to me too and then try to get me to give them money
>>82940216Who is this withered old hag?
>>82940358Just you aging Scottish lass. She looked better at 22.
What's sex like?
>>82940394It feels like your penis goes inside a vagina.
>>82940305Yeah I think this is the actual answer. Need to shift a few stone.
Some brit women look like fucking hags at 24. That's what half German genetics does I guess. The tattoo addiction is just a sign of feeling insecure in your own skin too. Many men will see a woman covered in tats as trashy.
>>82940410I don't know the feeling of a vagina because those foid cunts only give it to very handsome men.
Me? I've got a big dick that will never see the inside of a vagina unfortunately.
>>82940458Same here. It depresses me. Also have very fit muscular body that no woman will ever see or touch.
i look 18 still because i moisturise every day and wear sunscreen and never leave the house
I'll be spilling my seed again tonight. Wish it was in a woman but my penis has never been touched by another.
>>82940343doing a wholesome act to make someone's day better, and filming the reaction?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF2P-hLAZZ4why are the ~vibes~ different with this one, i wonder?
What's the current status of the Helper regime?
>>82940536me and HHL got lit last night and he fucked a baddie
>>82940470>you don't LOOK 20>haha, thanks>you don't LOOK 25>haha, thanks>you don't LOOK 30>haha, thanksstrange how this has disappeared in just the past couple of years...
Wonder if ruthlad uses moisturiser
>>82940216She looks even thinner now. Overdoing it at the gym perhaps
You lads ready for NNN?
>>82940619i am my lad
>>82940619I can't do it. I'm extremely horny and sex-deprived.
>>82940619No desu. Gonna fap until Friday then attempt (and fail) NNN, just like every year.
>people that change their emoji colours to match their skin tone instead of just leaving it as yellow
>sorry wifeberg I can't have sex with you this month, I'm doing a challenge with my internet friends. Trust me you'll find me irresistible come December 1st and then we can go at it all you want.
>nobody:>not a single soul:>not even St Keanu Reeves himself:>J.K. Rowling: I WANT ALL TRANSGENDER PEOPLE TO BE ROUNDED UP IN CAMPS AND THEN GASSEDwhy isn't she in prison yet?
had a manic last few daysfeel like shitfinally home and crashing in bed
>>82940739probably because she has committed no crime lad
>>82940748How many bumps of k did you do along the way? Gonna be struggling mate, gonna be struggling.
>>82940748Why are you called pee girl?
>>82940739I want you dead too mate but you can't arrest me.
>>82940754Cos she'll let you piss on her and basically do whatever you want for a single gram of ket.
>>82940718i've slowly accepted they're just here to stay (and yeah emoticons etc are useful).but fucking hell, in the more "human" designs the yellow skin does NOT work. any OS, phone, whatever. tiny little icon of yellow hair on a yellow face. just blends to mush. white vampire with black hair? vampire. yellow businessman with yellow hair? could be a vampire for all i know.
>>82940778Sounds great. But I would rather she pissed on me.
>>82940751sex is a protected characteristic, same as race. she wrote the Quidditch rules wrong on purpose to irritate men.imagine if you wrote a book to rile up black people, because you'd had issues with ONE of them. and then admitted it.
>>82940784More talking about a guy at work thumbs upping me on teams and it's a white thumb. Why go through the effort? What do you gain?
TODAY, Muslims can boast 53 Islamic nations, covering 25% of the world's landmass - around 11.2 MILLION square miles.The Jews just want Israel. Just one tiny nation that they can call home. 0.071% of what Muslim's currently demand as 'theirs.' But this is the land that the Jews truly come from.
>>82940797>imagine if you wrote a book to rile up black people, because you'd had issues with ONE of them. and then admitted it.
>>82940798Yeah it's weird. I wish they hadn't added the skin tones, it's so retarded. The yellow emoji colour we had for decades was fine and didn't refer to any race, I never once thought "aaaah it doesn't look the same as my skin".Now at work, you'll get people giving a thumbs up on something and there will 8 thumbs up in different colours. What's the point of that? You can't even tell who gave which one or how many of each, nothing has been gained.I don't understand what goes through the mind of someone who specifically seeks out a particular colour hand when adding an emoji.
>>82940798yeah at that point it's abstract (and thumbs up is one i have no issues with). youre not saying the thumb is "you" it's a fucking icon.weird one was this Scottish lass i flatshared with, pale as it gets, not even fake tan or anything. but she'd set them all to the skin tone one shade darker than the whitest. odd.
>>82940786Give her ket, she will.
>>82940748We all told you that your life was a car crash waiting to happen. We tried to warn you but it just got you angry. You're a disgrace
>>82940832this is funny because it's like you're seeing how the different races voted.
>>82940445That's not why. It's because you live in Turkey and a lot of the girls there are conservative muslims so they're obviously not going to just fuck you on a whim.
>>82940832You can also note how the only people who use the brown ones are brown.No one else gives a shit.It's just that weird identity politics shit where the supposedly "oppressed" overcompensate by taking excessive "pride" in simply being born with melanin. Same with fags spamming rainbows. Complete dehumanisation and lack of individuality.
>>82940753i didnt have any k, ive been on trimethoprim for my bladder but it hasnt helpedhad 2cb on the weekend w a couple strangers was ok but they were horny and i wasn't one of them gave me some amfexa which was great for a few hours i felt like a functional adult and got some stuff done but i crashed hard and barely slept and feel like poopoo rn >>82940754i'm teeming with piss >>82940832it's not like they are changing it every time on iphone at least, you can just set your skin colour and it will default to it, takes barely any effort to do and it makes ppl feel included, im not seeing the problem here >>82940839im not having ket anymore
>>82940718Mate of mine does the opposite. He is white and always uses the black thumbs up
I use the black emojis for a laugh to wind up my dad.
>>82940861>im not having ket anymoreFine then just whatever other drug you merrily whore yourself out for, its the same shit.
>REEEE IM ANGRY ABOUT THE THUMBS UP EMOJI BEING DIFFERENT FUCKING COLOURS
>>82940861What do you look like?I want you to pee in my mouth, and then I will spit the pee into your spread vagina, and then I will fuck the piss back out of you with my erect penis.Would you be up for this?
i misjudged pee girl as a normie. but the kind who'd just be into going to anime conventions or something.pee girl i'm sorry. i have mentally adjusted you from "normie" to "actually a bit weird". possibly transgender.
>>82940871That would piss off my dad too tbf, might give it a go
>>82940885Fuck... can I get in on this too?
>>82940879>>82940879>>REEEE IM ANGRY ABOUT THE THUMBS UP NOT HAVING THE SAME FUCKING COLOUR AS ME
feel pure shit, just want a gf
>>82940886"Pee girl" is a deranged man from Derby called Cameron. He was sacked from his part time job in Sainsbury's for making inappropriate comments to female staff members.
>>82940861>takes barely any effort to do and it makes ppl feel included, im not seeing the problem hereit's such a non-problem but i would genuinely say that making smiley faces yellow was the more inclusive option. some Unicode lads and artists do have to come up with all these modifiers and drawings. if you open the floodgates to "let's cover all bases" where are the different hair options? ginger and bald people get some flak.you know what DID cover all bases? "it's just a yellow smiley face."
>>82940922It's almost like they intentionally picked a neutral colour so it didn't have to represent anyone.But sadly representation is the fucking trend of the century.
feel pure shit, just want a gf male
Love watching the starlings outside my window, much more engaging than doing toil on my stupid computer. So many pretty colours when the sun gets them.
>>82940955Starlings took my food from the bird table to raise their babies and then they fucked off. Haven't seen them since June.
>>82940975Yeah they're all here with me lad, whole murmuration of the fuckers. Not sorry and you're not getting them back.
>>82940955I only get fucking Jackdaws and they are CUNTSThey scream, bicker, actively fight each other over "who gets to sit in this one place despite loads of other places being available".That and sometimes in my bird feeder I swear they intentionally get one fella to rock up and swipe all the food onto the floor so the lazier lads can eat it, and the guy tossing it all down starts aiming for his mates' heads.Bout 15 of the bastards flock about.
want are some good irish movies?
>>82940989Jackdaws are top quality lads, but yes they're also cunts. But their fights are mostly play fights, even though they're noisy about it. They're very intelligent and social.
>>82940946such a weird trend too, "representation matters!" or whatever.you know what programme i really like, /britfeel/? Red Dwarf. and did you know that half the cast (in the early series, when it was good) was black? but it never even crossed my mind as a kid that umm actually Lister is black and that's somehow important.i don't think anyone even cared. felt like we were long past that, tbqh.
We all amigos in life xMight go karaoke bar in a bit x
>>82940955based bird enjoyer There are 3 crows in work that we have been leaving food out for and they will come over to you when they see you The robins will get super close which is pretty neat but they prefer you aren't looking in their direction or they fly away
>>82941012couple of jars on the cards?
>>82941012Forgot that piccy wiccy x
>>82941000I'll be honest I do find them funny. Quite enjoyable getting pissed off at how dickish they are.I know they're not thickos, it's like when see cats do dumb shit. Part of the charm is they're acting like a fucking child despite not being totally thick.
>>82941012>karaoke barBeehive?
>>82941019Drinking again then... you have a problem.
>>82940994quite liked that Young Offenders, me. always enjoy flicks about bumbling capers/heists/etc. (like them Coen brothers, or that Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels).
having a beer now too HHL style, why not? i have nothing planned tomorrow
>>82941039Where are the Pakistanis and blacks and chinks? This does not look very diverse baka
>>82941012>>82941019i had a burrito yesterday.not what it once was, but if you're ever back in Durham get yourself into Zapatista Burrito Bar lad.
>>82940994Can only do irish metal me, and not very many.
fed up with work ladssick of it allhate myslef
>>82941062thanks de lad for the recommendation ill watch it
Enoch Powell spoke fluent Greek and Latin. He became a classics professor at the age of 25, which was an extraordinary achievement. He literally translated Herodotus by himself when he was in year 11. An academic career of extraordinary brilliance. He is arguably Britains most famous racist. Yet he was an academic genius. How did the image of the racist go from one of intellectualism to thick obese retard with slurred speech?
>>82941103What is your job lad?
Just Eat deadass emailing me on a Tuesday "enjoy your night off" because they know EVERY night is my night off fr fr
>>82940994Adam and Paul. Kino.>>82941102You like Primordial big man?
>>82941014I try to encourage the birds in the back garden but dogberg loves scaring them off. One of his favourite tricks in the summer is to lay low in the living room and watch the big fat pigeons wandering about, then tear out at full speed and see if he can get them. No luck so far. This year we had a young magpie that was playing with him too, swooping back and forth from the fences and shed and chattering away at him, but he's got a short attention span bless him so he got bored of that and wandered off. Would love to get the crows on my side but he's always chasing them off. Mad old bint that lives behind feeds the seagulls which is not kosher
>>82941154i dont really know the best term for itits mostly moving furniture and shite around, also other small shite things like dealing with bins around the site and sweeping (boss cunt keeps giving me new jobs that werent on the application to do)i could write an entire book about why im sick of it but ill spare you that lad
>>82941174>You like Primordial big man?Eh never got into them that much.I tried "The Gathering Wilderness" and it wasn't bad but didn't really grab me. If I wanted "muh epic" metal I preferred other shit like Solstice.
>>82941180>dadberg storming out of the house at full speed attempting to catch a pigeon Fucking kek lad Glad the seagulls have calmed down/fucked off, had months of their constant fucking squawking from first thing in the morning
>>82941095that one lad's 'Cole Buxton' top looks like it could be a Nazi symbol.not saying it is, just saying it if WAS a Nazi symbol, it would be one. and that's EXACTLY the type of plausible-deniability dog whistles that neo-Nazis rely on.
>>82941180Pets suck for that. I want a cat cos cats are fun but I also want to have bird feeder in the garden and not basically just end up getting them killed by me own cat.Opted just to not bother with the cat. Saves money and vet bills anyway init.
>>82940922it's just a palette swap i don't know why people r crashing out so hard over it. >>82940885no i dont really like the sound of any of that really >>82940946white men have overwhelming "representation" but i dont see u complaining about that
>>82941188>i dont really know the best term for itDogsbody by the sound of it lad. The "we'll just give them the shit jobs" lad. That's rough pal, you should get on the jars.
>true Scottish pirate metal>fun gimmick>everyone's on-board>get worse for no reasonwhy did they do it?
>>82941119Powell's views were a lot less extreme than the thick obese retard types. Especially for his time, but even now.
There's a tiny bird building a nest in my gutters. Kinell.
>>82941218>white men have overwhelming "representation" but i dont see u complaining about thatThank you for lecturing me on modern society "pee girl" who is a known junkie. You really showed me.>but i dont see u complaining about thatI would never complain about whitey being over/underrepresented. I literally do not care. Identity politics is a fucking cancer.Try again you abject failure.
>>82941224Dunno but I saw them live with Dragonforce like 10 - 15 years ago and it was one of the most fun shows I ever went to.
>>82941222not to mention that im constantly tired and have pains in my shoulder from it all, boss always on my case despite me getting the work done every day wish i was neet ladseems cozy
Excuse me sir have you got permission to record in this thread? This is a private thread sir
>>82941247NEETlife will always feel better than a shite job with a shite boss, but I prefer having money. Just need a better job mate.
>>82941259dunno where to start laddidnt go to uni and have no skills
>>82941218>it's just a palette swap i don't know why people r crashing out so hard over it. aye as i say it's a non-problem in the grand scheme of things. but i'm willing to (try to) see it from the point of view where it's somehow worth caring about, as part of a wider trend/issue.you occasionally mention these Twitter/yoof culture things and i just don't get it. i STILL want to know what a 'queer rave' is. i've had both heterosexual and homosexual relationships if that grants me a something-pass. isn't the point meant to be that we're equal, not segregated?
>>82941272That's the catch 22 init. Never too late to go to uni, mind. Uni was fucking shite for me, but it's paid off in the long run.Could look for an office thing, as at least if it's still a shite job you're mostly sat on your arse. Places need phone jockeys and they don't need degrees.
>>82941292You are a disgusting piece of shit with a rotten brain.
>>82941299did you do a proper degree or just something to get you into an office door?im still young and could go, but i went immediately after school and left after one termalso found it shite and i had no motivation whatsoever
>>82941321I guess proper, it was a watered down version of Comp Sci.I honestly did it just to put off finding work for 3 years as jobhunting as a concept terrified me as I'm socially retarded.I don't mean go to uni to do like "photography" or whatever, but even with some shite school GCSEs they do Uni courses designed to get you *some* form of higher education even if they're less valuable. College helps too but I have no idea how that works once you're past 17.
>>82941241fuck man that sounds great.regret not going to see them with some pals 7-8 years ago. everyone went dressed as pirates. one cheeky lid showed up dressed as a ninja, corrr.
I get a sore foreskin that goes red and painful after not showering for a week and wearing the same pyjamas for 2+ weeks. It's really annoying but not sure what to do about it.
>>82941210Having a good old chuckle picturing my dad doing all the things my dog does now, don't think I'd be quite as keen on picking up his shit though
>>82941308true, but try to stay on-topic.
>>82941343fair enough ladi wouldnt do some shite like photography anyway because i actually did well in school in real subjects, the course i quit was pretty good but i fucked it and left because im a mongproblem is i cannot be arsed to do that all over again
>>82941292>but i'm willing to (try to) see it from the point of view where it's somehow worth caring about, as part of a wider trend/issue.Do you mean as being annoyed about more skin colours, or the original issue where people were annoyed they couldn't do brown ones?
>>82941353do you get smeg lad
polished off the last Diet Coke, running dangerously low on Irn Bru Xtra.just you wait, /britfeel/. one day soon i'll be able to order pop off Amazon again.
>>82938622Had an early night me
>>82941367>problem is i cannot be arsed to do that all over againRelatable lad, but you can't escape the shite cycle without effort (and some luck sometimes). A shit job won't go away and the good jobs need you to luck out or have something to get you through the door.
>>82941375No, I don't have any smegma.
>>82941232>Identity politics is a fucking canceridentities aren't political, your prejudice is. its not a debate you're just bigoted and need to get over it>>82941292>see it from the point of view where it's somehow worth caring about, as part of a wider trend/issue.why do you need to care? the world is bigger than you
>>82941388you're right lad cheers>>82941394i remember i used to when i first started wanking as a young'unthen i started properly washing in there
>>82941426>its not a debate you're just bigoted and need to get over itPoint to the part where I was bigoted. I just said I don't give a shit about colour.You are the last person I'm gonna take seriously on this shit.>identities aren't politicalThey're used for politics you actual fucking spacker, the politics focuses around identity. This is double digit IQ shit.
>>82941426How's the weather in Derby, piss bloke?
>>82941449>i dont give a shit about colour i just really dont like it when people are a different colour to me is all >my nazi ideology isnt poltiical!!! its the black thumbs up emoji thats political!you are such a child
>>82941225Powell believed that ethnicity and nationality are inherently tied. That is more extreme than Tommy Robinson
pee girl's delicious urine
>>82941470>i just really dont like it when people are a different colour to me is allWhere did I say that? I'll wait. Keep projecting, mong.
>>82941426Someone needs to smash your head against a wall.
>>82941483wouldn't mind sucking the piss from her wet folds as long as they're not a tranny
What I Want:No more year 7-year 11. Bring back 1st form to fifth form.Predecimalized currency. Back to shillings and sixpence. Abolish all universities except Oxford and Cambridge. Trade with the Empire. Ban the obscene.Kick out the commies. God save the Queen.
>>82941508>God save the Queen.Lad, I...
>>82941497Pee girl is a man. Sorry to piss on your bonfire lad.
>>82941210Fastest I ever saw my dad run was when he was hoovering the living room with the henry one sunday and got the bright idea to clean the fireplace mantle, the ashes around the guard were still hot, it smoked and the thing caught fire so he pelted it out into the garden with it at arms length and lobbed it in the paddling pool.
>>82941369>the original issue where people were annoyed they couldn't do brown ones?was this ever an issue?you might even notice something about the hugging emoticons here on MSN. but that was just the characters that they drew. white lassie could still put (}) to represent an e-hug.
>>82941508oxbridge have gone woke lad
>>82941515It's a tranny for sure. you can tell by the woke posting and the big hands.
>>82941514Quoting an old poem lad. Prison for strikers Bring back the catKick out the noggersHow about that? Trade with the Empire Ban the obscene Kick out the commies God save the Queen.
>tfw when missed out on the american high school experience
>>82941534Larkin was an original emo
>>82941534just larkin about de lad
>>82941526>was this ever an issue?I can never find it ,but I remember seeing a Guardian article about it yeeeaaars ago. It did cause clamour that people wanted it and the usual "activists" took it as a pitchfork stance.I am being purely anecdotal mate so don't take everything I say as truth, I could be hallucinating it.As an examplehttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/nov/04/emojis-diversity-skin-tones"long awaited" would imply people were banging on about it.>Unicode Consortium responds to criticism of apparent ethnic homogeneity of cartoon pictograms used in text messagesThis is a fucking headline.
>>82941536that's a very erotic picture lad
>>82941426>why do you need to care? the world is bigger than youinternet conversation. and yeah i don't have the ability to effect change, but are you saying i SHOULDN'T care about other/wider viewpoints? genuinely, are you having a bad day or something? it's /britFEEL/. spill your guts lassington.
>>82941530> oxbridge have gone woke ladMost certainly. Indirectly has been for a while. Woke is the latest incarnation of a general trend since the 60s, which is itself a ripple of effect of the general trend since the French Revolution. To take the long view anyway.Universities have been centres of radical left politics since the 60s, the most extreme expression of which across the whole western world was 1968. The year of the barricades.
>>82941560I get the sneaking suspicion she's trying to troll /pol/tards for her own amusement, but going after the ones who aren't actually /pol/tards. Hence the cheap shitty bait.
>>82941568yeah but its worse now both should be abolisheddid you see that racist black guy was leader of oxford union or somethinghumiliating
>>82941571>sheAnon... Piss bloke is a tranny.
Look at these immigrants just hanging outside waiting for cash in hand work. Scum.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qlgPiCPAXE
>>82941594Certainly acts like one.
>>82941597I'm anti auditor now lad. They've outstayed their welcome
>>82941583Who did you vote for to be President of Oxford Union lad?
*informs the apus that prunella scales has died*
>>82941597Racism is a sign of a low IQ
The appealing thing in Doctor Who is that it is the fantasy of the tourist. Doctor Who stories are effectively a time travelling safari. A dream of visiting Julius Caesar or Napoleon or some futuristic dreamscape to muddle through on some aimless adventure one did not intend to get into.Where would you visit if you had the Tardis lads? Where would your time travelling holiday be?
Alright lads it's been fun but I'm off to the shops. You lads want anything?I shouldn't buy beer but I feel like I'm going to.
>>82941621yeah I'll take a thicc japanese lassie with big tits please
Piss bloke's been rumbled for pretending to be a woman and is now posting anon keeek
>>82941608Big bad bully boy. They are a necessity. I love watching these videos.
>>82941630Big ask mate, not only is it just a Tesco it's a fucking Tesco out in a countryside town.I'll have a gander mate, but I don't see any of them locally let alone stocked on shelves. Just the odd nog and queer.
>>82941548NOTORIOUSLY whiteit's being CORRECTEDsanity in the comment section, at least.it's come to pass, fine. but i remember wondering why the fuck this was even a Unicode issue. "we aim to represent every glyph and writing system in the world" great stuff!"Apple are putting smilies in THEIR chat software so we absolutely must incorporate the emoticons into Unicode" lol wut. anyway, they forgot this guy.
>>82941583He was kicked out by a vote of no confidence. Oxford and Cambridge are ancient and have produced some of the greatest things known to humanity. They are a boon for our country. To abolish them would be financially stupid and spiritually evil. It is better to just to kick out all the commies and the lot that began to slowly take over since 1968. The year the rot kicked in.
>>82941638I'll only watch them to see them get knocked out from now on
He thinks he isn't a failure in life because he's a junior editor of some minor academic journals lol
>looking for jobs>the only employer that doesnt want me to have a gorillion skills and experience is the army>armyim going to die for israel arent i lads
>>82941639fuck sake some sushi will do if you can't find my perfect woman
>>82941642That's all I mean mate, it's the exact thing that made me realise The Guardian had given up trying real journalism.Back in the day, some people definitely saw it as "a problem". I can't say I agreed with them - but there's your example of where I'm coming from anyway.
>>82941615Enoch Powell learned to read at three. He mastered Greek and Latin as a schoolboy, successfully translating Herodotus whilst he was 15. He graduated top of his class at Cambridge. He had an academic career of extraordinary brilliance, becoming a professor of classics at 25, the youngest professor in the British Empire at the time. He is known as Britains most famous racist.
>>82941705HHL is Britains most famous racist.
Suicidal ideation is unfairly stigmatised.I derive great comfort from knowing I can end my life whenever I like. I can see it, imagine it in detail any time I like, all planned out perfectly. Daily problems and anxieties feel less suffocating when I can imagine them disappearing instantly as my head goes SPLAT! on the concrete.
Margaret Thatcher was absolutely mad.
>>82941705A few outliers don't disprove a trend lad. Are you a racist?
>>82941726Sartre said something similar to this I think.
>>82941671Been there. I was 25 living in a bedsit in the student area of town, pair of 9 boots and a long heavy flasher coat to keep out the cold. Up at 7 everyday to walk and limp 3 miles into town in the middle of winter, stoppping at every busstop to go through bins and pick up fag ends so i had something to smoke to fight off the cold in the bedsit when i couldn't afford any heatin, toilet roll jummed into the shakey loose wooden frames to keep out the wind. Decided to go to the bus station for the big collection of fag ends then go home, spotted the army recruitment office.Spent a minute weighing up my options in life and decided to risk getting shot, i'd tried everything else.>"I'm interested in joining the army">"Why do you want to join?">"Tried everything else and none of it suited me">"ok, got any medical conditions/ilnesses?">" yeah ";afsldjsald;jf">"Sorry thats one of the only 3 conditions that makes you ineligble for joining"Walk the 3 miles home and mix some flour and water and fry it for lunch.Good luck.
>>82940594She does work out way too hard for her tiny body. She's probably intimidated by other non-nerdy girls with better bodies.
>>82941671Men are disposable. Go join the army lad while women here work in a comfy office on their macbook doing fuck all work.
Alright better get heading to my almost weekly yoga session, it's important to keep ones body stretched out is it not? It is.
>>82941751>mix some flour and water and fry it for lunch.Fucking crying laughing at this mate sorry for the misery though
>>82941757A bit like you're intimidated by all those sharp jawed turkish lads you grew up with?
>>82940864bloke does this in our departments teams chat, gets a giggle from me whenever he uses emojis
>>82941751rough that lad>>82941771this is the future liberals want
insects of insemination corrrrrrrrrr
Do you vote for Erdogan's party, Ruthlad?
>>82941677>The Guardian had given up trying real journalism.it's a shame tbqh. whatever your views, it was at least trying to be a paper 'of the people'. occasionally i read an article that's interesting or informative, but it gets drowned out by ridiculous shite. their "pls subscribe ;__;" pop-ups are still coasting on the Cambridge Analytica scandal.
>>82941751I tried joining the reserves as I like guns and the outdoors so thought fuck it that might be fun but then getting my medical papers signed off by GPberg took a ridiculous amount of time due to it being covid times and then the capita nonce told me due to the tism it'd take even longer as theyd have to assess me themselves to make sure I wasn't like r harv so I dropped it as I was mid way through the first year of uni and the idea was id do the training over the months they gave me for summer. Probably for the best as uni did net me some decent memories and shags.
Bet she's getting all the alcohol prepared for them halloween parties later this week.
>>82941828Imagine one of her mates dressing up as "Ruth's 4chan Stalker" to take the piss out of you. Wearing a little fez.
>>82941805>insects of inseminationI thought this would be a sweaty brvtal deavth metal album and its come up with anime shite. Humph.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzuS9y5KIlU
>>82941781it really was grim, i just hoped for death, my addiction to nicotine kept me going, christmas a box of cheap cigars came addressed to a previous tenant, godsend and noone was outside so i couldnt collect many fag ends.>>82941798yeah, i was just drifting through life>>82941817good it worked out for you a mate of mine joined the raf at 17 and they paid for uni, then after 2 years of uni he decided "fuck that" they chased him down for the 2 years of grants and fees . Highly skilled lad, was training to be a metallurgist.
>>82941798They have millions of unemployed men on PIP and mental health disability as a result.
>>82941817to be honest lad it sounds like they made the right call there.not saying you're a threat but i think it's perfectly fair that e.g. a shotgun licence application asks if you're mental.i would like to have a gun and shoot at few (non-living) things. but i also fully understand not being allowed that.
>>82941838Well I'm not Turkish so that would not offend me. She wouldn't want to provoke unstable men like that. She would want me to get better mental health support.
>>82941843>yeah, i was just drifting through lifehow did you end up in that situation lad>>82941844based
>>82941867The way I see the future. Millions of men wanting easy jobs like women so they won't won't do any of the actual necessary jobs for a society. Society will get worse as a result and women will start to suffer.
>>82941838She's not racist lad. She has Turkish friends.
>>82941876im no genius but i think everything will collapse in a few decadesits all a bubble of fake nonsense ent it
>>82941852I have a mate who did 8 years and he said that most lads in the army are autistic and are genuinely dangerous so I would have gotten in just fine as it was more of a formality on their end to have to check it off a box, i.e can I follow basic instruction, do I drool on myself etc. During his time a couple of lads were sent to prison over slowly stealing bits of gun parts to re assemble back at home, he also knew personally of an officer he was under who had killed kids in afghanistan for a laugh. Army is full of mentalists really.
>>82941905Hope it happens to be honest. AI bubble will fuck it up further in the meantime. I'm already fairly detached from material possessions, trying to live a minimal lifestyle. I think I'll handle it fine. Women...they'll struggle and men will probably ramp up the misogyny.
>>82941867long story but i was made homeless when my parents split up, i lived in my grandmothers 8x10 shed for a year then had to move out when my two uncles moved back in with her.So i just took the first bedsit i could find, i was on a IT course through the JobCenter so i had something to do for a while. The coach got me a dodgy job typing up brochures into word files but even the pitiful keeping to schedule was beyong me after a few months.I was just overwhelmed by life and how shitty it can get. I should have queued for mental health support but like a mong i refused to accept my head was fucked.and other things of that nature, strangely enough my dishevelled state was so attractive to do-good women i had two semi-long term girfriends in two and a half years. My peak as far as regular sex is concerned.ofc both relationships ended brutally for me, despair, disaster and dishonour and deceit... both were married :/ (didn't tell me)
>>82941838>Wearing a little fezKek, like Tommy Cooper
>>82941954damn much tougher than ive had it thus far ladhope youre in a better spot nowdefinitely understand the overwhelmed feeling
What will happen to /britfeel/ when the UK bans 4chan?
>>82941976I'm doing ok, far better than back then but some scars never heal, that's why it's better to ask for help earlier, the time is NOW to ask. And those scars stop you thinking proper later in life. I'm warm, I have more food, and a semi stable social housing tenancy. Moneys tight, i'll never get a job, don't have pip just UC. Just waiting for mam to pop her clogs then i'm free to swim the channel at night or start my own business, could go either way.Mum, the best and worst thing to happen to a lot of lads and i'm one of them.
Can't see that Australian lass or Scottish lass ever reaching her numbers. Mental to think how much attention a girl can get online for such little effort.
>>82942027good to hear lad>Just waiting for mam to pop her clogs then i'm free to swim the channel at night or start my own business, could go either way.an inheritance?
>>82941887Yeah and you are not one of them. She does NOT care to know you.
>>82942026Someone can make a darknet one?
>>82941916that's actually pretty disturbing tbqh. wonder how much of it is changes over the generations.'psychopath in the army' or 'lad who ended up with PTSD', tale as told as time. spoken to a few blokes who (unfortunately) ended up pretty fucked up over their time serving.but there's something different when you see them lads treating it as if it's a game. that 'Collateral Murder' WikiLeaks video, fuckin hell. lads chattering and picking off civilians like it's a fun game of Counter-Strike.
>>82942084Don't be like that lad. I can't help being a bit older.
>>82942026It will die there aren't that many posters anyway, no more than half a dozen I would say
>>82942089There already are chans on the darknet, but I would guess most of the casual users here wouldn't go there.
>>82942082no, there's no inheritance.I did try to contact my father through a third party. He wasn't interested, ta dad.
>>82942119ah shame best of luck lad
>>82942112What kind of posters do those chans attract?
>>82942163Paedophiles and criminals.
>>82942093I think a lot of it from what I can gather is lads who have a few screws loose then seek out the army then end up in situations where they can be as grim as they want with little to no repercussions, my mate went on deployments to quite a few countries but the only dangerous one was kenya, was in a couple of firefights but nothing major and said he was really ''miffed'' he didn't get to kill anyone up close, apparently once they were on a patrol and came under fire from some sort of terrorist group which were quite a distance away so they returned fire but weren't allowed to chase them down for some sort of reason which dampened everyones spirits as apparently they wanted to purely so they could do some africans in. From what I can gather the army is very autistic, full of lads with screws loose with quite a bit of homosexuality dressed up as ''banter''. Some of it from his stories does seem like a laugh though, although it all gets a bit soured with the psychopath behavior.
>>82942089Endchan has a Tor URL (and whatever 'Lokinet' is) but tbqh not being able to ban people sounds like a problem. i'm something of a rebel, but i think even an anonymous message board should be able to ban users. even with a dynamic IP address at least it's something.zoomers who've grown up with archives-and-CAPTCHA 4chan can never appreciate just how much spam there used to be. GET THOSE BOTS BANNED, EVERY POST BALEETED.
>>82942168You seem very knowledgable.
>>82942026What will happen to 4chan if the American online safety act becomes law?
I can't wait for 4chan to be banned
>>82941674Alright lad, don't say I do nothing for you.
>>82942219It will splinter off into other chans
>>82942201You'd need to have some AI scanning content and you could have a generated id (your posting privileges go up over time). Anyone new would be very limited in what they can do and text only.
>>82942248nah, because even if it's still an anonymous board you'd know ABOUT a user beyond the content of their posts. 'oh that guy has unlocked image posting privileges, he's at least level 7.'we all have IP addresses and we're not anonymous to 4chan mods, but in terms of the actual posts it's a great equaliser. i NEVER get taken seriously because i NEVER make good posts (how it should be.)
>>82941807He's not from Turkey. He has fairly good English skills.
>>82942356He's a proven turk.
>>82942159Thanks, good luck too.
they can speak english in turkey too you know...
mental how Turks were AI even before AI. makes you wonder if they were EVER real.
>>82942241Fuck sake lad I don't even like prawns de lid but I appreciate your effort me lid. Downloaded some more JAV to satiate my other desires.
>>82942488Your fault for not specifying it mate. "Sushi" is vague and I don't have the yellow fever you do, I just picked the biggest box.
>>82942497See that sushi stuff all the time in Tesco, is it nice? Generally not a fish guy but I like Salmon.
Looking for an update regarding the state of HHL's tiny wollocks
It all started when we first tried to have sex and I ended up finishing during the make out with our clothes still on, I was too fucking excited it was my first time. She made fun of me and called me needy, I ended up apologizing multiple times but she kept mentioning that time during arguments even years after. She would say "I should've left you when you couldn't even last long enough to fuck me" and I would be so hurt I'd cry in secret after.
>>82942516HHL got lit with me last night and he fucked a baddy
Back homes now. Cba to stay out drinking. Getting womfy now garn have a shower then watch some telly x
>>82942509I'll be honest I'm not a sushi guy anyway, I just got it for a change once and I do like it. I'm a slut for Salmon, and while the stuff with Salmon is usually cheap and small, it's still damn good.I'd give one of the smaller boxes a go lad when you fancy something different, from one salmonfag to another.I prefer me sarnies still,. but sushi for a change or if I feel like something a bit lighter.
need a piss tbph
>>82942533Might be brave and try it myself this week. Always meant to and my Tesco has a whole section dedicated to it.
feeling well bored and fucking tired just scrolling youtubes all day x
>>82942570Same lad that's why I gave it a go and I became a bit of a fan.
>>82942571Taiga.Palmtop Tiger.Because she rubs your cock head with the palm of her hand.
that yo sushi is the only good supermarket sushi but its quite lush
>>82942571Welcome to my entire life for about 15 years.
Need some advice lads.>be me, 36>meet 29 yo lass 6 months ago>conservative, can cook, sane, stable, wants kids>problem: she's 18 stone>decide to give her a chance on the condition she lose the weight>fast forward to today: she lost a bunch of weight then gained it all backWhat do I do, lads?She's been on a diet but it clearly isn't working.Do I walk?Get a house together like we've talked about and just make her work out with me?Give her an ultimatum to get on ozempic or we're through?I genuinely find her too fat for sex and have been making excuses, but I like quite literally every other part of her.
Is Taiga a loli?
>>82942629just leave her lad
>>82942629Gain some weight too
Apparently HHL fucked a baddie last night?
>>82942701His penis is too tiny to properly penetrate a vagina
>>82942558>File: side eye2.mp4 pee girl when someone in a wheelchair asks why SHE has a RADAR key.
>>82942713Is it really 3 inches erect?
Obsessed with other men's dicks. Bit queer that.
>>82942629obviously everyone is capable of change, but it sounds like she's not going to change.>>can cookwhat YOU should do is learn to cook. whatever your views on gender roles and relationships, learn to cook and then cook yourself as much as possible it's useful AND enjoyable LEARN TO COOK REEEEEE
>>82942629Set expectationsShe will unironically think you're okay with it unless you tell her otherwise
>getting marriage advice from /britfeel/
>>82942791>tfw married with 2 kids but the britfeel lads will never believe me
>>82942791the lack of experience is balanced out by the internet expertise.nobody IRL is going to deliver these harsh truths.
Destroyed a lass anally last night. When I pulled out her rectum was still wrapped around my cock. Mad.
>>82942855you said the same thing yesterday
>>82942816NTA. Got 2 kids too. I'm not married though we've been together for almost 10 years. Love it when one of the thread spregs calls me an incel or a virgin and telling me I'll never be loved lmao
>>82942852trvke lad>>82942816well in lad
>>82942861I know it's a bit of a fetish for me to say such outlandish things.
>>82942861we love daily routines round these parts, neuro.
me? i'm better than the married lads because i've HAD loving relationships and it's just not for me. would actually turn down the things you think are good, sorry.
ive never kissed a woman
is hard coming up with original brvtal death metal riffs
>>82942936just play inane chuggy shite then cover it up with tincan snare on loopthe tins shall compensate
Don't tell the Rastapus but there are reports coming in that Jamaica is being scoured clean by a category five hurricane. I've given them some saltfish and ackee to keep them away from the tellies but it's only a matter of time.
>>82942936you can do it lad. channel the feelings you have inside.future teenagers will read>Wulfgang, what inspired you to write those sick riffs?in their holo-zines and become inspired themselves x
just had a second pitta bread
say 'beer can' in a Jamaican accentit sounds like you're saying 'beer can' in a Geordie accentwhoa
>>82942991>outed by ONE postfuck sakes>>82942981I have technical stuff than that, its figuring out where to go next after certain sections
>>82942985Keep them away from the BabaRoots tonic. They will level your home.
>>82943008was thinking about the Peep Show naans thing the other day. ordered a curry and i did only get the one naan. but there simply wasn't enough sauce. have written them a suggestion that they reduce the amount of rice because the ratios are all off.
>>82943073never been much of a curry man myself
>>82943111>a curry man you're not supposed to call them that any more lad
I recently stopped being a NEET and I'm amazed at how common it is to see women wearing yoga pants/skintight leggings in public.It's like they're TRYING to give me a crippling porn addiction.
>Be me promptan around w/claudeberg yesterday>Suddenly starts swearing like a got dang sailor in every other sentence>Apparently it does this quite often when topics/convos it wasn't trained on spring up (i.e. during prompts it deems to be novel in nature)Une laffington wuz had
>>82943136The lad who convinced women that jeggings are an acceptable alternative to trousers is a fucking genius. There's so many with nice arses, and half the time you can fucking see the undies through it without even trying.
>>82943136I agree.I went to the chinky about 9pm one night and some bird crosses the crossing in skin tight yoga pants, she had quite a large arse and the material was stretched too far, I could see everything.
tidying out my bedside drawers, some loose condoms in with the medicine stuff.noticed they had '04/2023' printed on them. wondering why the hell i was buying condoms during/after 2023, then i clocked that's the EXPIRY date, not the manufacturing date.fug.
>>82943123>you're not supposed to call them that any more ladkek
>>82943136>>82943148>>82943152i would prefer it if people covered themselves up tbqh. in some round-about way i'm agreeing with the "teach MEN not to STARE!!" crowd, but i wouldn't want muscular hunks in skintight leotards either.you're going to the shops or whatever it is, it's distracting. and i don't mean in a "heheh" way, i mean it's genuinely off-putting to the people around you.
>>82943195Fuck off back to catholic school, nerd.
if you can't handle women wearing leggings you have a problem, freak
Smelly manFishy manShitty man.That's what they've called him all his life.In reality he is aLovely ManSpiritually Minded ManHard Grafting Man
>>82943204post timestamped cock pic big man
I remember the Big Willard Competition we used to have in britfeel back in the day. Shippy's grotesquely large bell end still haunts me.
catching up on pjw
>>82943204i'm not allowed there any more, something about it being 'wrong' to find the uniforms attractive at 'my age'.
>>82943009I dont know how to do an Jamaican accent
Garn go bed now. Bit early you might say. Knackered af would be my reply.
>>82942629embarrass and bully her by coming up from behind when she's cooking and jiggling her fat rolls like it's the most fun thing in the worldworked for my parents
>>82943148It's a blessing and a curseThere's a new girl at work who exclusively wears skintight jeans/leggings, so every time she wanders past my desk I'm forced to witness her perfect ass against my will while I'm trying to focus on shit.like come on... she must know it's distracting, right?>>82943230yeah, it's called being sexually frustrated
>take schizophrenic mother out for the day >get back to the loony bin where she lives>has a sudden turn>tells me how she wants to die>strips naked>goes to the toilet with a spoon and makes to start eating her own shit in the hope that it kills her>grab her wrist and coax her into dropping the spoon>get her to go to bed and sit with her while she cries& what plagues my thoughts is not her suffering, but instead guilt at my feelings of pity & contempt. That this is the vessel through which I came into being, that this feeble & pathetic person was meant to be one half of the union that should have made me a functional man.
>>82943148>half the time you can fucking see the undies through it without even tryingI saw one stretching in the gym and the fabric was so stretched and thin I could see the dark skin around her anus.
>>82943478Sorry to hear that. You're a good son. Is she taking vitamin D3&K2? It elevated my mood without increasing my desire to kill myself.
>Dog walker mysterious ceases to keep living after mostly peaceful interaction with very very British man
3I/Atlas coming out from behind the Sun in the next few hours...What's your plan if it's slowing down to intercept Earf?
>>82943353me neither beside the 'bacon' thing and 'tings'.so unless we're ONLY talking about 'bacon tings' we're not going to get very far ;_;
>>82943499Thanks anon, but I am not as good as I should be. She's on a cocktail of antipsychotics and sleeping pills, unfortunately I'm only there one day a week so getting her care team to administer supplements would be impossible. Realistically I don't think it'll help, she is a severe case - secure unit, deprived of her liberties.
>>82943572Well, we look up to our parents as Gods when we are kids and try our best to emulate that when we become adults, this can feed into "not being as good as I should be", don't beat yourself up about it, it won't do you any good.Make an appt the next time to speak to the resident Dr before you see her and mention you would like her to take a harmless D3&K2 suppliment and ask to see her blood profile for her current levels.It does help a small amount.Everyone in the UK should suppliment with D3&k2 during the winter. All my nordic friends do.
fawk just seen a vid of a bloke being stabbed to deathim too soft for this internet life
>>82942985not irie monnot irie AT ALL
>>82943634Just had my first pipette full for this winter yesterday lad. So essential.
>>82942985mad ting ya know proper rass
My balls are turning inside out
>>82942855That sounds disgusting. Why would you want that?
>>82943731virgin take
>>829436756 bomboclat eggs mon?
Why people buy this cheap crap from temu and are shocked when it almost kills their child? I guess most people really are thickos.
>>82943652Watched that Asian lad getting his head chopped off but I've not looked at gore in a decade
>>82943755It's not normal to enjoy seeing anal prolapses you weird batty boy. You've watched too much pron and it broke your brain.
Another day, another stabbing spree by an illegal.It should just become a daily tally on the news at this point.
>>82943785Always interesting that you lads keep glossing past the usual "Man charged with racially aggravated rape of woman" ones eh.
>>82943652What about Iryna being stabbed in the neck and dying on the light rail by a black? That one got me down.
>>82943804Turkcoded post
I don't really want to do anal, I'd much prefer vaginal or oral sex.But at the same time I don't want to miss out.It would feel kind of cucked to not do anal if some other guy has fucked her ass, does anyone get what I mean?
Watching cute lasses get arrested in the US body cam videos. It womfy.
>>82943803If you are still ignorant of the current situation in the YOOKAY, you are literally evil. Foreign men are invading our shores, raping and stabbing natives with impunity. All funded and encouraged by our own government.If you can't see that by now, you are a lost cause and a traitor to your own nation.Burn in hell, you spineless cunts.
>>82943775wasnt even gore just on twitter a vid from quite far away>>82943804i actually managed to avoid that video
>>82943652Was it the dog walker being culturally enriched by an Uxbridge Man?
>>82943810Nah Brit mate.
>>82943820That was a well easily induced melty. You shutin types with no knowledge of how the world works are always a good laugh.
>>82943828i believe so lad
>>82943762wth is a magic brush?
>>82943820Wow you're such a brave patriot, I bet you're a devil with the ladies!
>>82943840You're welcome to keep repeatedly lying, Mohammed
>>82943803>past the usual "Man charged with racially aggravated rape of woman" onesThat's happened once ever, today, though. What do you mean by usual?It's also only a headline because someone white did it. None of the Pakistani rape gangs were ever charged with racially aggravated rape despite them openly saying that was a motive.
>>82943857His name is probably Mehmet rather than Mohammed.
>>82943869Either works really
>>82943820foreign men are INVADING our SHORES, making me lush kebabs and driving me home at 3am and now i'm angry!!
Beddingtons innit X
>>82943859This all before or after the headline of those white kids killing a sikh grandad that you lads always mysteriously never post about?
Little Hakan obsessing about English women with his Fez on. Grim.
Why are news sites allowed to name men that have not been found guilty of rape?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyg636kdrgo
>>82943882At 20:45? No you earlyfag
>>82943879>>82943883Proud NPCs
>>82943883>the headline of those white kids killing a sikh grandadWhat headline says the race of those kids? Strange that it was never once mentioned don't you think? ;)
Very difficult to write my stories but I do feel better when I do it. Got another page or so in tonight, page of A4 you must understand.
My life would take on a whole new meaning if I had a british rose girlfriend. I am denied love. It's only a natural response to be angry about it a lot of the time. Just knowing you aren't getting anything is depressing.
>>82943804Brown Turkish hands typed this post
>>82943901News sites can name people after they're charged. It's meant to make the system more transparent so the government can't charge people in secret.BBC news sometimes choses not to name people when they're charged. You can probably guess which cases they tend to miss out the names on.
>>82943941On your magic carpet Aladdin, go rub your lamp.
Wonder that Turkmong thinks of the Al-Zutt hadith?
>will finally be over 11k in the bankberg when the next wagie slip drops10k should be a nice unemployment and rainy day buffer that will never be touched
>>82943946Yeah but if you're charged, you'd go to court and then be not guilty possible. I don't see any reason why it being withheld is bad.
>>82943969You should spend it all so you can get benefits if you become unemployed.
>>82943954No idea what that is.>>82943942No, I'm very pale. Honestly lad.>>82943948I don't think Turkish people would enjoy British threads to be honest.
reckon ill go for another pissbrush my teethwash my facethen be off to bed
>>82943941Sorry lad, Ruth's cunt is not Ottoman territory
>>82943980Prove it ill paypal you 100 pound
>>82943980Normal Turkish people wouldn't. Some utter freak like you would. Grim fucking turkroach
>>82943974why wont they give me bennies wtf, this country is designed to make you poor as fuck
>>82943987Don't refer to her like that you mong boy.>>82943991I'd like money but that leaves a trace.
>>82944001Why would they give government money to someone who is perfectly capable of supporting themselves? There's plenty of working taxpayers who don't have 10k in the bank. You want them to pay for your lifestyle? Fuck off.
>>82944019I'll refer to Ruth juicy cunt however I want, Mehmet. She does not care to know you anyway
>>82943972It discourages lawfare by the government, to an extent. Being charged and held on remand for years awaiting a trial if Starmer demands it would be a lot more common if it was kept secret.
>>82944020because savings and income are different things
PLEASE FIND MY STAMPSWHOLE REASON I ORDEREDI NEED THOSEpls Mr/Mrs Wagie ;_;
>>82944047That's true but it's immaterial to the reality of the situation.
>>82944054Bizarre boomer behaviour.
One of you dicklet lads make a new thread
>>82944020but if I lost my job I cant support myself, that 10k would disappear into thin air in no time>There's plenty of working taxpayers who don't have 10k in the bank.because of their shitty lifestyle?>lifestylewhich is exactly why I have this amount in the first place because I save at every chance I can>n-nooooooooooooo you lived like a povvo hermit to save up and now you lost your job in a volatile market and near recession economy fuck you no extra money spend all your hard earned savings!!!1JEW
>>82943980Prove it I'll buy you whatever pair of shoes you want.
>>82944083>but if I lost my job I cant support myself, that 10k would disappear into thin air in no timeCool so then you can claim benefits. After it's gone though.
>>82944083>I lived like a povvo hermitSorry who is the one who has a shitty lifestyle?
>>82943775>Watched that Asian lad getting his head chopped off but I've not looked at gore in a decadethat 'real snuff' one?suppose it IS a sex thing since he's wanking. but fucking hell, so much must go into that process. (and you have to pay the Telegram lads money for the bonus behind-the-scenes content, the grifters.)
>>82944001It's an extension of anarcho-tyranny. Benefits are by design for people who are lifelong scroungers, not short-term support for otherwise productive people.
>>82943879are you legit manic?had an ex who got like this during episodes.
>>82944106thats a terrible system which punishes people who have tried and who have lost their jobs through no fault of their own, I would burn through it at ridiculous speeds having to pay rent, utilities, council tax and food with 0 income. Another system designed to keep its boot on the working mans neck.
why she fucking cut me out of her fun? nasty lass just wants me to flip.
>>82944118within the context of saving, the people living beyond their means so they cant save money, if you spend all your wage thats not a me problem thats on you, im actively trying to save over here and forgoing luxeries for long term pursuit.
>>82943879>lush kebabsJust don't look too closely at the meat.
>>82944068how else would i get stamps?i checked Amazon, they're either scalped or possibly fake.
>>82944127terrible economy, terrible job market so you can take months to find another job and a benefits system that only works if you have no money, this is just teaching people that there is no point in trying, especially with shit wages, no wonder everyone is neeting.
>>82944152>im actively trying to save over here and forgoing luxeries for long term pursuit.The government doesn't want you to do this. I'm not sure why, but they evidently do. You should enjoy the luxuries and just rely on the government for the long term.
not going to get a GF without a magic carpet
>>82944139If you lose your job through no fault of your own you'll get a redundancy payout anyway lad.
>>82944168>get stampsThat's the bizarre boomer behaviour, bud.
oh ffs NOW Amazon has books of stamps at the standard prices, proper Royal Mail everything. 6.80 for four 1st Class stamps, exactly what i wanted.well, those wouldn't arrive until 3-5 November, anyway.
>teenbergs having a party next door>it's fucking tuesday
>>82944187>Company goes bustThat's my fault for not auditing their finances I suppose?
>>82944139take it all out of the bank "for a car" stick it under the matress, youll lose out on the interest, BUT, thats far less than you'll gain from being able to claim UC and housing benfit, much more.
>>82944210Uh yeah. I mean literally yes. That would 100% be your fault for not checking their finances through easily available public records.
>>82944238Where can I easily access the records of a non-publicly traded company, by far the most common type of company?
>>82944253It's called Companies House, mongoloid
alright nightio
>>82944258Companies house lists the names and directors but doesn't show any real financial information about privately held companies, mongoloid.
>>82944266Goodnight fellow uni appreciator
New Thread anons get in >>82944299New Thread anons get in >>82944299
>>82944272Everyone has to submit accounts/delay them. You have to buy a copy from companies house iirc.
>>82944168go to the post office and just buy them
>>82944177It's important for everyone to be in huge amounts of debt. Whether that's getting cars on finance, furniture on tick, klarna pay in 3 installments for a fucking takeaway, mortgage, loans etc etc etc. All this shit is great for the banks and the businesses. They fucking hate the idea of money being sat around that isn't in their pockets, they hate the idea of someone paying a tradesman in cash to just do a job - not that there isn't a wealth of issues with that too. It's all debt and subscription services so that every fucking penny is sucked out of your paycheque every month, for the almighty economy! Tiresome.
