>anon, don't you have, like, any other topic than brit feel?
>>82944299>topic>>82944299>anon
>>82944299Turkmong themed thread. Great..
>>82944272Ah yeah no real financial information. Except the profit & loss statement obviously. And the balance sheet. And the cashflow statement. How stupid are you mate?
>Said by women who talks about nothing but Love Island
Offered turkmong 100 pounds to prove he's British and he turned it down. LOL.
>no bri'ish gf
>>82944352He'd love the cash. It's a lot of money for a jobless, toothless, shoeless Turkish mong
>>82944352What larp can i adopt to get you to offer me 100 quid to prove something?
>>82944387He would only offer you 100 quid to prove something that you're obviously lying about, so you couldn't prove it, could you?
>>82944299>who's Shippy and ruthmong, anon?
Just saw that a woman who asked me out years ago just bought a house with her Deano boyfriend.I wonder if that could have been me if I had said yes.
>>82944412Surely there's a level of outrageously unlikelyness that i could post about my life that would meet his threshold, then, reveal the evidence!
>>82944453>Shippy is a paedophile who used to be in the far-right BNP>Ruthmong is a turkish guy who stalks a 19 year old girl>And these are the people you talk to on the internet?>W-well, not just them. There's a lad in his 30s who lives in a care home out of sheer laziness too
>>82944493It's the other way around lad. If she'd gone out with you she'd be in the gutter with you
what's up with piss bloke?
>Neighbours claimed the 49-year-old dog walker, named locally as Wayne Broadhurst, who was well known in the community, was killed after he allegedly intervened to stop a 45-year-old man and a 14-year-old boy from being attacked.>Eyewitnesses claimed the suspect chased two victims out of the house before Mr Broadhurst tried to intervene.>According to residents, a fight had broken out involving the suspect, who was allegedly living as a lodger in the home of the 45-year-old for the past six months.There's a cost to being a hero unfortunately.
i'm sorry but i did not order the PREMIUM meal deal just for yous to send me out a NORMAL sandwich
>>82944501Don't forget the drug addicts and the suicidal foot fetishist with a truly astonishing amount of disgusting porn saved to his computer. And the paedo.
stamps on amazonasking for counterfeits mate
>>82944514Not in the gutter am I though lad? I mean from a commitment point of view.
>>82944551bastards discriminating against bats
>>82944560>Dispatched by VeryGoodRealBloodyStamps>0 stars
Imagine ordering stamps online instead of walking a couple of minutes to the nearest shop that is bound to sell them. Strange stuff.
>>82944594I live in a rural location lad. 45 minutes drive to the nearest shop.
>>82944594Yeah lad I'll be up pondering that all night
>>82944560literally last night, it was all this company '4Reign' selling the old booklets/stamps without the barcodes. and some with the Queen/codes but at a big profit margin compared to Royal Mail ones.today they only have two listings, they had loads. and now there are actual Royal Mail ones, just selling stamps at the normal RM prices (even if they're 'sold by' elsewhere). wat.
>>82944607>45 minutes drive to the nearest shop.This is just not real in yookay. 45 minutes takes you to the other side of the country pretty much.
>>82944625>(even if they're 'sold by' elsewhere)Uh oh.
*tidily pockets his free meal*
>>82944626Nope I'm in the North Pennines. Nearest shop is in Alston.
>>82944625>it was all this company '4Reign'>4Reign>Foreign>Foreign scammersHmm...
just downed 45ml of lactulose. tired of these rabbit droppings i want them gone
For me it's putting my phone on bedtime mode at night so it looks like I'm shitposting in an old black and white movie. Feels like a night of the living dead situation tbqh. They're coming to get you Barbara. Now where's dvdlad when you need someone to appreciate you?
>>82944743>Now where's dvdlad when you need someone to appreciate you?gooning to his AI chatbot instead of watching DVDs
Mucilaginous ropes of my pungent rotten spunk breathing new life into Shippy's barren pate.
and with that bit of crafty consumerism, i am now over the 15 quid minimum i'd need to order choccies (and perhaps booze) corrrr
I am consummating a pakkit of crisps this evening
saw these in asda lel
>>82944816Nice nails mate!
>>82944730on that sennagrind, me. just hoping i can be quick on the draw when the REAL licorice root restocks on Amazon.
>>82944816pakkit of pringles
https://youtube.com/shorts/NSUNyYlHaAY>passport flavours >turkish style kebab
don't even know if i've ever had a margarita. or if they'd be worth 1.50 a can.but these are more expensive everywhere else. i guarantee they'll be out of stock soon.hmm.
>>82944816I don't have a passport to go to Turkey lad. It not right.
drinking mescal margaritas and smoking ciggies on a rooftop in Mexico City. corr, now that was a holiday.
Licensee of public house can countersign passports. I bet her father countersigns all of her friends' passports.
I'm disabled, it not my fault x
>>82944998>Ukraine flagCan't even have a drink without some politics bullshit. Bet they couldn't give a shit about Palestine.
manually maxing out these two margaritas to check the stock levels in real-time. we're currently at 55 lime margaritas left, and 28 strawberry margaritas.which would suggest more people are into strawberry than lime. you share a planet with a species this wrong.
>>82944998This man provided the semen required to spawn the most beautiful woman on the planet.
>>82945027>Nooo don't talk about politics!>Except for when it's Palestein, then it's good!
They bogged Selena...
>>82945065It could be 1 individual buying all the strawberry and everyone else buying lime
>>82945065>which would suggest more people are into strawberry than limeWhat if more people bought the lime, so they had to restock sooner so they currently have more?
I wonder if a time will ever arise where AI posts cannot be determined to be AI. I think chatbots like chatgpt are already at that level but the issue might be the captcha. I guess they can keep making captchas more novel and harder to crack but as time progresses it will get harder and harder to make one that humans can pass but AI cannot.Eventually we will be talking to ourselves as each instance of a home computer and wifi internet will be placed in its own isolated box, presenting itself as a connected internet, but the user being the only human on their version of their internet, feeding them information that is tailored to manipualte them into buying products and acting in a way that is compliant with the acting force in charge.
>giving up porn won't improve my lifewhy bother
>>82945100>I wonder if a time will ever arise where AI posts cannot be determined to be AI.They already can't, in isolation, anyway. You could tell if e.g. a whole reddit account was spamming AI posts because of the wider context, but you can't tell if a single post is AI any more. Coincidently reddit recently started letting accounts hide their post history.>Eventually we will be talking to ourselves as each instance of a home computer and wifi internet will be placed in its own isolated box, presenting itself as a connected internet, but the user being the only human on their version of their internet, feeding them information that is tailored to manipualte themI do something like this, but for gooning.
>>82945098time limited offer, lad. will be gone in a week. don't think the margarita meta would go for that.>>82945088quite possibly this. but then why not ALL of them? 100%? he clearly has the money if there's a 27 can disparity going on.
>>82945140You assume it's a man, it's probably some tart
Why aren't you investing in the stock market? I put 500 in and made a tenner in one day. It's free money.
>>82945183Top signal.
The most important thing I learned is to ignore the actual price of the stock. Buying shares because they are 1p thinking they might go to 100 quid is retarded, don't do this. Conversely thinking 100 quid shares can't possibly go any higher is also retarded. Just look at the P/E ratio, earnings growth and trading volume. It's not hard.
>>82945215Yeah yeah very funny, I've heard this joke before. Stay poor.
>>82945147can't keep up with this newfangled world.although, for bots that are indistinguishable from humans, i don't think i'd care with a typical message board. wouldn't change much. but i would overall prefer humans, so intranets-on-the-internet might not be a bad thing tbqh.my problem is that ANY walled garden community tends to be assholes about it. Discord invites, Something Awful, private trackers, that one GameFAQs forum (probably).
>>82945069Yeah she's a right British rose kind of beauty. It's sad she'll be covered in tats by 25.
>>82945230>Excited about making 10 off 500>Unironically talking about P/E>Calling others poorGreat bit m80
i bought this book but it's printed on very cheap paper, very obviously a vanity/print-on-demand thing. so how can i even take it seriously?
>>82945254How many meme stocks do you own?
Never had any interest in a career. I still don't. Why is it this way for some? I think it's just the way it's meant to be. You need prisoners, you need police officers, you need drug addicts, you need paramedics, you need jobs in government, you need unemployed people. It's what makes a balanced society. You wouldn't want every person to be all programmed to like the same thing.I wish I had interests but I just don't. Working does not improve my life anyway because the pay in this country is just so low and keeps you from ever progressing further. Add on never being desirable for a relationship...why would I work? You can't support yourself to live an independent life.The only thing you can do is just wait until the end and take as much money from the government as possible. Nobody wants to be like that but it's better than working minimum wage in some warehouse all day, never leaving town and wanting to kill yourself even more.
>>82945327hi autistic nightcel. did you adjust your schedule for the clocks?heard that "Dear Women," anon was hospitalised when 4chan got hacked. stress can kill :(
Never ends does it lids
Look at this fucking gay ass low t basedboy meal my dumb fucking retard bitch mum made me.>greek porridge containing fucking no nutrients and tastes like shit>vegetables with anti-nutrients to suck out what little nutrients I already do have in me>nothing elseMy fucking whore mum is the sole reason why I'm a 26 year old low t incel with no girlfriend, no muscle, no job, no prospects, nothing to look back on or towards, and basically I hate life, I'm a skinny twig because of this bitch and she won't let me eat any meat.
>>82945327I did want a career but I came to the same conclusion that working is not worth it anymore.>you need unemploymentThat is actually true. It's called structural unemployment or something like that.
Give me one fucking reason not to call them police tonight and tell them I'm suicidal and then run to the nearest bridge.
>>82945378Make your own food if you don't like what you eatIt is literally that easy. Just get some cheap meat and cook it on medium high in oil/ butter and throw some salt n seasonings on it
Watching Laura's innie right now.
>>82945382>Sorry we can't spare anyone from our Twitter division
Maybe another night. I don't want to go to police custody tonight for "wasting police time" and then getting me no further action again.
Grown man throwing a temper tantrum over his mummy's cooking
>>82945378i think you may have some incorrect ideas about nutrition, lad.but unless i'm mistaken she has just given you soup mix without the actual 'soup' part. you should call Childline.
>>82945381It's only worth it if you can have a life outside of work. If you're incel, there's really not a lot you can do by yourself in free time.
>>82945378This poor mong boy being fed like a horse.
>>82945069She won't age as well as Marie.
boils my piss that these grain pouches are always sold as if they're an upmarket luxury. i don't give a FUCK if they're 'macro balanced' or a 'good source of (whatever)' the actual ingredients are just lentils, rice, dehydrated veg, few spices.but also they're handy and tasty for what they are ;_; but they should really be something like 50p a packet. the constituent ingredients are about as cheap as it gets.
>>82945494>they should really be something like 50p a packetThe supermarket versions are, lad.
>>82945504having a hard time finding equivalents, laddington. some day i'll check out Aldi's Good Grains range (1.05 per pouch).
My life sucks and there's nothing I can do about it.
>>82945558Have you thought about going to Turkey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EPvW0h66y0&t=1073swe all Peter in life x
Hard to believe that a roach like Ruthmong and a top legend like the Ibiza Final Boss are the same species
>>829455583 things improved my life as an incel NEET.1) Trooning out. Can now ride on looks without needing a personality2) Saving money. It's amazing how much more money i have since cutting out the consoomer bullshit. And when you have money you can do what you want, fuck people3) Drugs. I'm too high to care about anything anymore.
>>82945628I loved Fist of Fun so much as a kid
No attention span for vidya anymore. Can't even finish a demo without getting bored.
>>82945641Least transexual 4channer in the big 25
>that awkward moment where you speak to a group of coworkers you havent spoken to since starting your job 2 years prior and now you have to pretend that you kind of know each other and make bullshit smalltalk when you just want to sit in blissful silence in the staffroom even though they seem very nice.
>>82945378Based retard, lay off the low carb youtubers
>>82945668Ad-hominem. You will not engage with the facts because deep down you know high grain diets (bought to you by the same people as GLOWvid lockdowns and mass migration) are bad.
ruth's tuppence, black gentlemen
>>82945700captcha dk30h
if i tell the police i'm a nonce and they search my broken hard drive (fails S.M.A.R.T. tests, reads at ~10 KB/s in SystemRescueCD), can i request a full image of the hard drive afterwards?just to be clear: i'm NOT a nonce, but i WOULD like my files back.
Im on my fourth straight night of my body refusing to fall asleepIm starting to hear noises and feel itchy all overIs it a bit dramatic to call 111, idk what they would do for meIm fucking cracking up here. I dont do any kind of drug, drink, even quit caffeine , have been jogging for a month and walk my dog ever day so idk wtf is going on I literally want to cry
>>82946138It might be thyroid or liver issues.
>>82946138>I dont do any kind of drug, drink, even quit caffeine then it's withdrawals, lad. get those drugs back in you x
>>82945898Doubt it. They'd probably destroy it as they may think it's on the drive. Good hard drives with no bad sectors will get destroyed by them if they found bad shit on it. They wouldn't even do a one pass with random data and give it back (this will make recovery of data impossible...no just destroy it as it is "tainted"). Also they'd see your browser cache (unless you disable disk cache or browse in private browsing mode).
Leading a night raid on Flamingo Land to expose the Helper Regime's crimes to the world
I like to use the shred utility on my GNU/Linux PC as well as AES-256 encryption for some files.Why?I believe people have a right to privacy, that's all.
>>82946265Me? I just use a live iso thing on a dvd, no hard drive in the computer and download my shell script from the cloud to set up my system each day. My 4chan folder is on the cloud storage.
>Woke up w/acid refluxberg from earlier stillckin ell
>>82946265That will only shred a file. You'd have to create a big file to fill up all the free space, then shred that. There's also "reserved blocks" where a filesystem reserves space for root only (to prevent the drive from being completely filled by normal users, log files can still be written).
>>82945406... which Laura are we talking about?
Maccies mac n cheese bites are nice desu
>>82946430Scottish one.
>>82946452oh.I was expecting someone else...
GNU/Linux > Windows > MacWomen don't even know what the first one is. Completely alien to them.
>>82946468Does she have dark brown hair and mesmerising eyes too?
>>82946496yes to bothshe also has the most beautiful smile i've ever seen
>>82946521Not sure who you're on about but probably something sketchy vague anon.
All immigrants taking the easy jobs with their fake degrees should be deported. Easy jobs for British people.
*walks around in night guard uniform**notices a small frog on the ground""shines torch on it*
How the fuck am I meant to get a job if I have not worked since 2011? Fuck off.
Just going to be dosser until I die. It is less depressing than being a slave in a warehouse. I would genuinely rather be dead than do such a horrible job for decades.
"what's that? you've given us your encryption key, and it's only a few financial documents? then now we know you have a REAL key to the REAL volume. us in the feds call this trick 'laudable reliability'."
>>82947299Go to bed criminal.
What's that? You wiped your drive with random data? Why wouldn't you just overwrite it with zeros like a normal person?
>>82946875So knackered I used quotations and asterisk, fml.Just necked some toasties and a water, garn try and wind down now.Clocking out x
Quite wikimaxxed, is it not
How come there are no updates from HHL?
Have today off and garn on the pregabalins now. It wednesday x
Cull all sheep, shoot all farmers and bring back ancient woodland to the UK
nothing quite as liberating as taking a huge shit after your first coffee
Fucks sake who let the turk make the thread
>>82946365I live with reflux mate, my gut's a shit.Nexium is your pal, assuming you can't get the stronger stuff like I do for when it gets worse. Slam them down for a few days and you can basically drink battery acid and not bring it back up.
Just seen that couple again who show up within half a mile on fabswingers. Mucky couple I've seen both of them suck a willy.
Want to shag female arse
listening to a cheeky bit of Alcest to relax this morn lads
Acid reflux? Omeprazole
Anal sex? Chika
Balding nonce? Shippy
>>82947067Just lie. Shit jobs dont check
Came into the office this morning after walking dogberg in the rain, was only ten minutes late so I'd consider that a win really. Was under the assumption colleague would be in today since he's had the last couple days off for half term whatnottery but we are now at 9.22 and nary a sign of the lad. Sincerely hoping he's not on his way so I can go home at lunch and commence dossmaxxing.
Magazine schedules are silly
>>82949045Haven't listened to alcest for ages. Great band.
I like the gamification of work desu. Amazon have badges on their app. I got the Extra Mile badge for going above and beyond, I'm not sure exactly what I did like I'm just showing up and doing my job but I do appreciate the badge
>>82949121Bollocks he's here, guess I'm stuck here for the foreseeable.
>>82949230hope you said 'afternoon' when he walked in
>>82947067what have you been doing for the past 15 years? kek. How have you managed to stay on bennies for that long?
>>82949157Switched to something a bit more aggro to compensate for the soimetal, but I do love early-mid Alcest
>>82949244Course I did, not a fucking savage.
>>82949208Big brother. RM know how fast or slow you walk on job and how long you spend time loitering
>>82949208I'll be honest lad I always hate that shit, but I am a misery guts. Even getting compliments from the bosses make me go "ah fuck off I'm just trying to work here".Let me do my job, don't suck my dick over it.
>horrific incident>Afghan national
>>82949357DON'T talk about that Look there's a Hurricane in Jamaica!
>"This was a shocking and senseless act of violence"
>Huge rise in raids on salons and takeaways revealed in illegal working crackdownhttps://news.sky.com/story/bosses-who-hire-illegal-workers-could-be-jailed-under-new-government-proposals-13459422
So is it just one lad waking up and scouring the "muh forreins" news to get angry about and spam here to cause ragebait?Bit sad.
Flu jab day at work today, not going because I really hate needles. Passed out at school when I got the TB jab and got a good couple days off for it. I may be a wimp, but at least I'm staying womfy.
>>82949414>So is it just one lad waking up and scouring the "muh forreins" news to get angry about and spam here to cause ragebait?>Bit sad.Can you point out his posts little lad?
>>82949421>>82949357>>82949393>>82949401Quite easy if you just look up a bit mate.
>>82949414You do need to scour the news to find it, because it's always hidden away under a title like 'Uxbridge man goes for walk'
>>82949425Top and bottom posts are mine. The other two belong to someone else.
>>82949431Corr yeah I'd have never seen this
Just another isolated incident, the attacker has mental health problems, nothing to see here
>tfw IP range banned on /lit/ for some reasonjust woke up and my day is already ruined.
Just because all the victims were white again doesn't mean it was a racially motivated attack. Just calm down.
>>82949505I'll talk to you about books lad, better than watching seethemong go off about forrins for the whole day
>>82949433Fair will the other laddy does seem to be on one. As is evidenced even further now.
Another day of seething about black and brown people on 4chan all day. What a life,.
You bump into David Wattenborough on the street. As you brush past him he says "Why aren't you working as a young male, anon?"
>>82949505>>82949547Sorry lads I've only fully read about 3 books in my adult life so I'll leave it with you.
>/pol/ conveniently ignoring every time an attacker DOES have autismi wonder why.
>>82944299>the type of woman you start dating when you're unemployed and almost bankrupt
my favourite race? either Caucasian or high elf.
>>82949570i'd tell him all it would take is a slight push, then he's not making it to 100.
>>82949623I'm a fan of dwarves where they're grump cunts. Warhammer's dwarves with the book of grudges are a right laugh.
Mums going into town and bringing me Greggs on the way home. Lush. What an experience. Wow.
saw Eloy Musk directly comment on a Morgoth postmad
>>82949705Been proper fucking hungry all morning for no reason, and trying to resist until lunch, so I'm proper jelly.Would fucking demolish a Greggies right now.
as a 24 nearly 25 yr old unc I feel a bit bad for the yungins on the gaming front, lowkey I think we actually already peaked over a decade ago. No new skyslop or fallout slop, no new gta, all the call of duties are copy and pastes, guess that new battle field looks fire though that will be decent, suppose theyve got minecraft but I find that to have fallen off a bit, they added too much crap to it. What do they even have, fortnite? apex legends, kinda fuckin terrible really.
>>82949826>as a 24 nearly 25 yr old unc I feel a bit bad for the yungins on the gaming frontLad and I feel bad for you, your gaming peak years were fucking shite slop too.
>>82949834although I was on the ps2 and 1 grind for my early childhood, thats ancient tech for current gen A
>>82949304Why would they spend time loitering though, just wasting their own time>>82949311I like it desu
Halloween tie arrived that I bought off Amazon. It nice and spooky x
Is dominos the best pizza chain generally? I just moved to London and suddenly have an abundance of choice
>>82949871Youre a nearly 40 year old man
>>82949875I like them more that Pizza Hut or Papa John's.
>>82949885>Youre a nearly 40 year old manand?
Skyrim was a step up from Oblivion, but it had all the same problems. overall downgrade from Morrowind for no reason.and yet zoomers will forever remember it as a 'classic' just because they enjoyed the fighting/action as a child.
>>82949890>I like them more that Pizza Hut or Papa John's.>I like them more thatMongboy.jpg XD XDDDDD
>>82949911Both are very bland when compared to Morrowind tbqh de lid. Still prefer Oblivion over Skyrim though.
>>82949911I've bounced off every Elder Scrolls game I've played. Just don't think I like Bethesda games very much. Their take on Fallout was fun the first time around, but I could never even get into 4.>>82949917Did that on purpose, din-i?
"i like them more, that Pizza Hut or Papa John's."it parse as proper grammar.
I'm 26 and never had a gf and the DWP wants me to work.
>be white man walking your dog in Londonistan>get snuffed out by third world savagePart and parcel x
>>82949921New Vegas is the best modern Fallout and it's no surprise it wasn't made by them. Honestly hate all the base building shite in Fallout 4. Nothing ever fits the way you want it and its annoying going about scrapping everything.
>>82949937Britfeel is 30+ only. Fuck off.
>>82949921>Their take on Fallout was fun the first time around, but I could never even get into 4.i played a bit of the 3D ones and i agree with all the people who complain about them programming IN all these restrictions. like, fucking why? there's no technical/engine reason for it. had fun with New Vegas and it's 100% a step up. but i also don't get why they kept the V.A.T.S. thing in a first person shooter where you're actually moving/aiming in 3D space. the actual tactics of it in Fallout 1 is really satisfying, weighing up when/how to use your Action Points corrr.
>>82949937What are they trying to get to to do lad?
>>82949939What did he do to aggravate the guy? I night walk every day in West London (specifically Chelsea) and never encountered any issues. Sometimes I hope to encounter an attempted robbing or something just for a change of pace lol
>to to do lad
>>82949937sounds like a good idea, one of the most common places to meet your partner is through work
>>82949962Some basic job in one of those betting places, I cant even remember the name. I would rather be homeless than work so I'm ignoring them
>>82949982You could meet a nice lass though. It's always women who work in bookies.
last night HHL got lit apparently and fucked some baddie? can anyone confirm this
>>82949982Bit mad they're trying to get you a job in a physical bookies when they're in the process of dying out.
>>82949967Haha. Just seen that. My mistake mongboy poster. The post should have been >What are they trying to get you to do lad?
>>82949982Unironically tell them you're Muslim. Gambling is haram
>>82949875In some provincial town Dominos might be the best choice, but in London not a chance. There will be at least a few places that are better.
i should probably play X-Com.anyway i've asked this before but do any of yous know any games like Final Fantasy Tactics (Advance)?played that Fae Tactics, it's just a bit off. looks the part. but even then. you know when a game is SELECTIVE about having pixel art/retro graphics? rustles my jmmies.
>>82949996You might like the Disgaea games de lid!
Got a delivery today and I want to go to sleep. Fucking hell it will come as soon as I fall asleep won't it?
>>82949987>fucked some baddie
>>82949996I just bought Metal Slug tactics, but haven't played it. It looks good, anyway.Also yeah, this thing where games have high rez menu elements alongside pixel art is irksome. What's so hard about using pixel text?
>>82949982Hopefully Rachel Reeves increases gambling taxes in November and betfred close all their stores like they said they would. Then you won't be able to apply there lad.
>morrowslopa downgrade from daggerfall really
How do I improve bloodflow to my penis regions so I can get a proper stiffy again?
>>82950004I just ask mummy to answer the door when I'm waiting on a package but I sleep through the day
The little catamite is angry
>>82950021Buy a cock ring. Or if you haven't got one use a rubber band or a hair tie.
>>82950021I have peyronies disease (injured my penis masturbating and have weak erections now). Tadalafil slightly helps, I take it daily at 5mg, gives headaches but nothing unbearable. Theres stronger pills like vista but they're "on demand" rather than a daily medication
>>82950022She's in town at the moment. At least I get greggies later.
>>82950021Cialis/tadalafil
>>82949964He stabbed 2 others including a 14 year old so it's probably just a standard case of a schizo ooga booga chimping out
>>82950029That's temporary though I want a more permanent solution.
>>82950031>vistaAutocorrect, i meant viagra
Fucking hell I bet SSM will have a nervous breakdown if all bookies close down.
>>82950003corrr you're probably right.how safe am i with 'Disgaea PC'? Steam description sounds like it's just a solid port, not seeing reviews about how they ruined something or i NEED the _____ mod.
>>82950029>>82950031>>82950033Cheers, lids. I hope it's just a phase. Only started happening recently. Feels weird like I'm horny and hard but it's a weird soft hard. Not sure what's going on.
>>82950046I'd go with one of the later ones, lid. Disgaea 5 Complete Edition maybe. Think that's on steam. I don't play on PC so I'm not sure. You don't need to play them in order or anything.
>>82949911>Skyrim was a step up from OblivionI strongly disagree. The only areas it improved were graphics (only technically) and the combat being less rigid (and the retarded levelling obviously).Everything else was worse.
>>82949996just remembered I also bought Jagged Alliance 3, which I have also not played. Need to stop buying games and play more of them, methinks.
off down to that tesco express anyone want anyfink?
>>82950094Could use a fat bar of choccy tbqh lid
>>82950094Choccy milk please lad
me? cant stand unmodded fallout or elder scrolls games unless its morrowind with sharper graphics (dont mind the actual style but the low res shit does my head in) or fallout 1 and 2 (same thing fuck the tiny resolution making everything blurry).
>>82944299>cor phworr blimey gregs fucking kidsBrit thread in a nut shell. Fucking glowies.
>>82950094Rustlers burgerGalaxy minstrelsBen and Jerry's cookie doughChicken club sandwichCocktail sausages with ketchupGrenade white chocolate cookie barVictoria sponge muffinsRice krispie marshmallow barsMonster Zero Ultra
>>82950094Petite Japanese lass with an A-Cup titties and a big arse.
>>82950094Get me some sushi, nonce
>>82950018i like DOS dungeon crawlers, Ultima Underworld is the GOAT.Daggerfall is pretty cool but the problem is the random generation does NOT work.there are some questionable dungeons in Morrowind. but for Oblivion they were hyping up both "there's lots of procedural generation!" (this was the cool thing at the time) and "b-but our dungeons are hand-crafted"there are D&D nerds who have been going on about how to make good dungeons since the 70s. listen to them.
When the Imam Mehdi, Abu al-Qasim Muhammad ibn Hasan al-Askari was born, the Virgin Mary was there.
Heavily on the pregabalins atm me but have to go to the shop to buy "something" soon
>>82950139They did the procedural generation with their new space game too. Only they didn't do it with the layout of dungeons or the item or enemy placement. Ended up doing the same dungeon three times in a row somehow. Everything down to the enemy placement was identical. Fucking embarrassing.
>>82950157I quit back in March after binging 3400mg (in 24 hours) and having the most horrific rebound symptoms. I just prefer to be only on caffeine these days. How much did you take?
>>82950074FWIW the simplest 'turn off level scaling' in Oblivion fixes so, so much. along with free teleport fast travel, i have to wonder if that was some later decision. it's just so blatantly a bad idea.maybe Skyrim is more subtle about it, but i still hated how every bandit would have a magic hat. whoa +17 to Stamina instead of +15, what a lovingly crafted fantasy world.
>>82950178Not him but that is a mental amount of pregablin. 600mg is already a very large dose for 24 hours. 300mg is plenty.
Why do many liddies on here take Pregbalin?
ohhh 'Diwali'. that explains the fireworks and my fire-hazard neighbours.thought people were just dead keen to get a head start on Bonfire Night, then ran out of fireworks.
luved fallout 1's atmosphere, wish they kept it really grim and dark throughout the series instead of going the direction of le whacky 50s
>>82950181I can fully understand the logic of it, games like Witcher 3 actually have settings to turn on level scaling because people got sick of one shotting basic enemies.I just think there were a million better ways to do it.I am a bona fide Skyrim hater so I am biased when it comes to what Skyrim got right/wrong anyway, so you may be right that it has more random shit I missed.Either way it was better than me always doing the kvatch quest at level 4 as at level 5 it jumped from stunted scamps to real scamps and they were health sponges for fucking days.
>>82950222I dunno I kinda liked the fact that 3 and NV had "glimpses" of the grim/dark. yeah New Vegas had all the "imma alt history cowboy B)" vibes and definitely got fruity at times, but things like the vaults or the brotherhood and the outskirts of new vegas itself with all the junkies still had it be pretty grim. It was just less consant and less overt.Knowing Bethesda lad, they'll remake FO1 as a 3rd person action sloppa game and just ruin it.
>>82950205ex IRA henchmen post here
was looking forward to an opioid-free lifepostie just came, completely forgot i'd prescribed myself more tramadolsFUCK
I've prescribed myself a daily blowjob from an eager Japanese lassie but the pharmacy refuses to fulfill it even though they have a Japanese lassie working there. Might have to take this all the way to parliament.
For the lads thinking of joining the army after being demoralised by the govt for the past 20 years...
>>82950256fucking forgot the link , what a spazz i am.https://xcancel.com/RoyalMarines/status/1983096398787539235
i've had a mental Mount of pregabalin a couple of times, like i just had a whole blister (12?) of 300mg pills. swallowing them but then also cutting some up and snorting them.quite grim but what gets me is OTHER times i've had 1-2 and felt buzzing for over a full day. to a degree where it's not even far off having GRAMS of the stuff (tolerance break, in both cases).
>>82950254I'll be eating this sushi at lunch in your honour lad, no worries.
>>82950205It's a good drug. It's cheap, it doesn't get in the way of day-to-day life in a profound way, it kills anxiety, and when you stop taking it you rarely get any major withdrawals as long as you're not taking large amounts literally every day. Not trying to encourage anyone to start taking it though. Some people do get bad effects from it.
For me? It's Promethazine. Love the stuff. Makes me feel buzzed for two days.
>>82950256>Being good enough to be a royal marine Wow that guy really bought into the whole "you're special" psychological framing they use. Gullible mong.
>>82950256I don't really care about the opinions of lads who make it all about "muh race".You can be a british lad born and bred but brown and you'd still have all the same fucking reason to hate the royal forces.
Ok so a couple of blokes got stabbed and the one walking his dog died. Happens all the time on my street. Get over it.
>>82950293Corr living the big london life
>>82950291>british lad born and bred but brownSuch a thing doesn't exist you schizo tranny.
my local stabber is currently sick with the flu, its been very boring around here the last few days
got meself some sushi and a monster from shoppinghams
>>82950310Oh yeah? Proof? I don't believe you.
>>82950313im eating it ladchicken katsu yo sushi
>>82950303Don't care about your opinion retard.Plenty of brownoids have been here for generations and aren't out stabbing or doing the shit you lads constantly cry about (ignoring all the times whitey does it too).
>average person has 44% of their wage going towards rent fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell how do normies cope? god thats shocking that cant continue for them surely?
>>8295032844% of my wages probably goes on e-cigs desu
>>82950328i know a lad who works in a warehouse, half his wages go on rent and the other half goes on weed. grim that isnt it
>>82950276I was on that last year the GP prescribed it me. All it did was made me tried as fuck and I slept for 15 hours a day. Not been on it since didn't like sleeping all day.
got some codeine in for mate ?, to replace her codeine i ended up taking for myself.now i just need to not take THIS codeine. quite sad i've torn open the box i had tbqh, since now she'll know.
>>82950328Footlad pays 750 a month (to his mother) on minimum wage
on to a bag of chilli doritos now
>>82950350Stop using drugs and get a job
>>82950351Grim. 14 hour days sweating like SSM in a job centre all for 90% of his wages going to his own mother! Sad!
>>82950339Probably fucking loads of people like that in the UK. Millions.
if ure working in a warehouse at 30 the only person to blame is urself
>>82950328i moved out in 2015 and i remember the letting agency had all this guidance about how you should budget for 1/3 of your income to go on rent.i remember thinking that must have been some very old advice, at the time. and i DID find a two-bedroom flat with a friend that worked out 400/month each (full-time minimum wage at the time was just over a grand).
Got some diazipam downstairs in my tablet box my GP said hey are only for times when you are extremely anxious. Not had any yet. What are you like when you take them?
GP gave me migraine tablets that react with my Sertraline. They have no clue what they're doing.
Britfeel is full of junkies nowadays. Sad!
>>82950380just chill. they won't 'alter your personality' or anything like that, but you'll feel relaxed. if you have social anxiety it's like it just disappears.but then they can be addictive and you build up a tolerance. so they're absolute bastards. you won't hooked immediately lad, don't worry, but make sure you only take them situationally.
>>82950351Footmong isn't on minimum wage
>>82950388that's like a chef adding sugar to a sauce that already has tomato in it.
me and this indian girl been getting along wellmight ask her out
/britfeel/ is full of Indian lovers now.not me. i know precisely 2.5 Indians, and they leave candles everywhere.
>>82950402Anxiety is flaring up again. Just popped 3 120mg of propnalol. Just want to be at peace for 5 mins.
>>82950412Not uncommon for people to do that. I never have.
>>82950358NOOOO ITS NOT A CALL CENTRE ITS WAAAY MORE IMPORTANT AND WELL PAID
when's it popping off, chips?
>>82950423I hope she's of Brahmin caste Saar. Hopefully not a Shudra.
>>82950449dont know the difference to be honest mate should i ask her
>>82950404>Footmong isn't on minimum wageHe is
>>82950423phwoar nice brown nipples in your future my lid
>>82950446He sells his crap to other businesses. >Good morning SAAR. Today we have the finest cow dung available to you. Yes. Only 25 rupee per kilo, will you be buying Saar?
>his birds dalitOH NO NO NO NO NO NO PHAHAHAH
>>82950456Haha. Absolutely not lad. She will be fucking fuming with you if you call her a shudra.
>>82950374It's the only way some of us 30yr olds get to touch womens unmentionables lad.
>>82950423Does her dad own a corner shop?You should go in wearing a balaclava and get behind the counter menacingly, then whip of the balaclava and say "boo!" he'll piss himself, it'll be hilarious when he recognises you as the man who's sticking his cock in his daughter.Guarenteed laughs!
>>82950430beggars can't be choosers innit de lad
>>82950457No he isn't lad. He's in b2b sales. He'll be making at least 35k if not over 40k.
>>82950514He works in a call centre, lad
>>82950529Yeah doing sales which is still shit pay but it's not minimum wage. Even customer service isn't minimum wage in a call centre.
>>82950514Fucking hell lad are you footspackers little cheerleader? Hop off his dick lmao. If you want to suck his little pin dick that badly ask him next time he scurries out from under his little rock
>>82950544No I think he's a complete mong. But there's plenty of true things to take the piss out of him about, you don't need to make up false things.
>N N NO. NOOO. STOP. FOOTMONG DOESEN'T WORK IN A CALL CENTRE HE WORKS IN B B B2B SALES.. NOOO. STOP INSULTING HIM..fucking hell state of this little lad.
>>82950535>it's not minimum wageIt is
>>82950562Calm down lad>>82950565I bet you cannot find one job listing that confirms it
a friend is doing a postgraduate research course. a lot of it is on Teams calls. they just had some video call lecture about how it's important to find research from people of different races, essentially.a black lass (politely) asked why that matters, and how could they even do that unless they actively SOUGHT OUT e.g. citations from a researcher with an African name. the discussion ended up with two white lecturers telling her she needs to avoid internal biases or summat.my mate (probably less politely) actually dived in to be like, 'what on earth are yous doing? I'M mixed race, and she's right, look at what's happening right now.'rotten stuff. academia should be above this.
>>82950589>I bet you cannot find one job listing that confirms itCan you?
That standing up wank there was too rough. Gonna have a sore cock later I reckon, lids.
>>82950613What, a b2b sales job listing that pays over minimum wage? Sure. https://uk.indeed.com/jobs?q=b2b+sales&l=Manchester%2C+Greater+Manchester&from=searchOnHP%2Cwhereautocomplete&vjk=401cd99b058d1639&advn=8029317602669576
>>82950639https://uk.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=2ac0f71070b2e06a
>>82950639>manager>graduate
>>82950689That's not b2b>>82950700That job doesn't say "manager" or "graduate"
fancied making a post x
The Lion in Winter 4K going for 12.99 on Amazon atm. Pretty good deal that de lids.
>>82950714Did you enjoy it laddo?
>>82950178Fuck me lad, most I've ever done is 900mg and I was absolutely flying. Can't imagine the state you'd be in on that much.
>>82950718always lush making a post gives me a little buzz
>>82950709Do you work in a call centre as well lad?
>>82950594Academia ended when the Open University stopped being played on BBC2 back in the 90's
>>82950724Nah, I used to years ago though. Wasn't b2b sales.
told my therapist about britfeel
>>82950745did you tell her about HHL?
just had a couple come knocking my door asking about the schizophrenic who died a few floors up a few weeks ago.They didn't know he was dead and buried already, the woman nearly collapsed when I told her, literally jumped back a foot :(1st time I told anyone someone they obviously liked had died.I didn't tell them about the hazmat team that had to clear the place out as everything was covered in blood...>"He died in his sleep as far as i know"I think i did it the right way.
>>82950727surely they had a good framework for 'distance learning' going, any technology could only be a bonus?the way online meetings and courses work actually feels like a step backwards. it's not like the tech 'isn't there yet', it's mostly fine. but it reminds me of when people play D&D/board games online. it is NOT the same.
some grotesque material for your early afternoon smooth brane wankeroony time fellashashtag enjoy
>>82950769why does this have a copyright watermark that makes me believe it was reposted/printed in a national newspaper?
>>82950756They did.I remember going to an "open meeting" at the local OU building back in idk 97, for people who were thinking of doing a degree.I disctincly remember the two tutors, one of them was asked "why cant we do everything via distance learning?">"We have statistically proved that students learn more when the teaching is re-enforced with weekly meetings"So they know that distance learning can suck, or at least it did back then due to internet being non-accessable to most people from home, now who knows? My local uni does lectures through Zoom on specialist topics now that are free, so idk maybe it's effective and the newer generations can utilize online teaching better than the previous ones.
>>82950769why would I wank to that fucking mess
>>82950769Mad how women think this is what men want. Disgusting.
>he isnt on minimum wage
lip filler makes me sad, to be honest. i know 'full lips' are attractive but i've never seen it done well.any time a lassie goes 'just had my lips done' there's no nice way to say 'aye, looks horrid.'
>>82950802proper british blokes love that look, its the british look
>>82949045https://youtu.be/mzkAyga6i9k?t=173Love a bit of Alcest me. I cried when I heard this part guitar of the song the first time. My childhood best mate died a few days before and all the memories came flooding back.Can't listen to it even now I'm welling up lads.
URGENT APPEAL FAMILY MEMBERS NEEDED - DEATH/JAHNAZA /BREAVEMENT ANNOUNCEMENTWe are appealing for help in locating the family of Mohammed Ishaq Hussain, previously known as Greg Austin, who has sadly been found deceased at his residence in Banbury
>>82950769One day, on the timeline of turning pigs into women when everyone is a amatuer geneticist and no longer have to make gf's out of ballons a pringles can and sexy lingere, THIS grotesquery of a woman will be identical to some hurried Friday night drunken experiment gone wrong.
>>82950806>May 2016Lol. You seem very desperate to believe he's on minimum wage. Why?
might move to egypt and change my name to omar mohammed
>>82950831You seem very desperate to believe he isn't on minimum wage. Why?
>>82950845I'm not desperate, it's just the facts. The job he does doesn't pay minimum wage. I've proved that to you with current job ads. You're trying to disprove it with an anon post from 10 years ago. That's why I think you must be desperate. You're clutching at straws.
psychopaths be out there murdering cats and then going>i'm actually quite empathic, i just have autism.
I need your help lads.I went to see an escort to lose my virginity and now my libido is totally gone because I couldn't maintain an erection with her.I just got too nervous and couldn't have sex. This is despite me not watching any porn for a week or so, so I was quite horny. She was very nice, I admitted my situation to her and we talked for a while. Did a bit of oral, she said I looked cute. She seemed surprised when I said I was a virgin but maybe that was just an act. We seemed to have a good rapport and talked about interesting things but again, don't know if she was just acting. She did seem quite engaged when she was talking to me and we kissed a lot which I liked. The more we talked the more I relaxed but I felt bad. I'm so pathetic. I genuinely feel worse in a way now. I wandered around afterwards feeling completely alone in this world and wanted to cry. 29 years on this planet and aside from escorts, I'm still a kissless virgin. Fucking kill me. I deserve to be a Wizard.Maybe it's a mental thing? I just don't think I can meet a woman and within 5 minutes be having sex with her.What's the point of it all? I genuinely would probably blow my brains out tomorrow if my parents weren't around.I feel completely drained and I want to vomit. My life is pathetic. What's even the point in being alive if you have no romantic or sexual experience?
>>82950823I got into him through Voyages and while it's not usually the one people like, they stick mostly to the first 2, it's probably my favourite and a good few bits basically mentally transport me back to hearing it for the first time and the life I had back then.https://youtu.be/e8g9QncPOk0?t=193Love having a little mental list of shit like this instantly transports me back in time, both good and bad.
>>82950864>I went to see an escort to lose my virginityactual idiot mate
>>82950864>I need your help lads.>proceeds to vent and ask for fuck all helpShittalking aside though lad:>I just don't think I can meet a woman and within 5 minutes be having sex with her.Not as uncommon as you think. I hate meaningless sex, only did it the once and had her bounce on me while I was thinking about totally unrelated shit.>What's even the point in being alive if you have no romantic or sexual experience?Fucking anything you want. Love/sex aren't the only things in life that matters you mong.The only reason it bothers you so much is because you choose to let it be the main thing you care about.I'm alone as fuck and while it bothers me it doesn't make me want to blow my brains out. I have other things that make me want to do that.
>>82950864>I just don't think I can meet a woman and within 5 minutes be having sex with her.That's totally normal mate. Prostitutes are for jaded middle aged men with menopausal wives who aren't up for shagging anymore. Not for young bucks. You need a girlfriend not a paid whore.
>>82950864Sex doesn't matter. Most will disagree but why should you care about their opinion
Have any of you lads who feel a bit lost in life ever considered joining the French Foreign Legion?
>>82950859NTA but you seem more desperate, as you said yourself >I've proved that to you with current job ads.To even care enough to do this for a topic of conversation that doesn't involve you, you obviously feel quite personal about it. Why?
>>82950910We're both talking about it lad, so this makes no sense. The only difference is that I'm talking facts
>>82950907seen a gary wooper film about that looked horrid
>>82950914>The only difference is that I'm talking factsThe funniest part about all of this is you're arguing about the job some guy just "says" he has. That and it's someone who is clearly fucking retarded and a bit of a junkie.I work for NASA mate, and you have to believe me now, cheers. Studying distant planets for alien vag.
>>82950925B2B sales is a shitty job though. Hardly comparable to working at NASA is it?
>>82950914I don't get it. I see a post about footmong's job I scroll past it. I read these posts now, I see one anon having a bit of banter then you losing your shit posting indeed listings and saying "b2b" every two seconds. All this over footmong. You'd think he's your brother or something. My gut feeling is you feel personally attacked by the footmong posts but you're deliberately holding back the reason for that.
>>82950864>Whore kissed meWhores don't kiss.LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRP!
>>82950939He posted this lad:>>82950562And I'm the one "losing my shit"? Lol
>>82950936Still you're taking his entire word at face value and spending all day bickering about it. That's the fucking saddest bit.
>>82950864honestly even if you DIDN'T miss out on teen love uwu~ most people's first experience of sex is awkward and/or disappointing.i remember one of those pyramid-scheme pick-up artist bloggers who was a bit different. his blog/life story was the whole 'finally gave up and hired an escort' thing, but he also seemed convinced that through selling these PDFs, he'd have sex again. more of the 'it's a problem to be solved, and i believe i have found the solution' mindset than pure grifting. poor guy ;_;
>>82950907I had about 6 month where i was ready to kill anyone for any reason and would have dreams of viscerally gutting people but I was still moral and decided it would be better to join the FFL and kill people.Then it went away.
>>82950959Again, we're both talking about it lad. You're bickering about whether he really has that job, which is frankly a lot more pointless and completely impossible to prove either way. I'm talking about the nature of the job which is easy to look up. You see the difference?
>>82950951I am simply giving a third party opinion on the convo, between you and that anon you seem more "desperate". Even this post you're clearly legit angry again. Over something so insignificant why? That post doesn't seem like the other anon anyway though but either way why are you so personally affected by this? That is the most interesting part of this and you're avoiding it.
>>82950975Obviously I'm not angry about it, why would I be? Why would anyone be?
>>82950972I'm not the same lad you're bickering with originally, I only chipped in to point out you've based this entire fucking spiel of fucking NOTHING over what is already likely total fabrication and pointless.I'll dip out now lad so you can continue to bicker and kiss with your boyfriend over dolly lies.
Two little lads bickering about footspastics little job. Why?
worrying number of /britfeel/ lads who want to kill people.don't give me that shite about how we're all animals. i get 'hangry' after days not eating, but it would actually take some conscious effort to end a human's life.
>>82950876I know, I know, but what else could I do?>>82950888Sorry. I guess I should've asked: is it normal to feel this way?Did I make a huge mistake?Should I try again?Does anyone have any ideas how to be relaxed and get an erection? Meditation or self-hypnosis maybe?>>82950892I'm 29 so not that young, but the problem is I've never had a gf. I just don't know how people do it.>>82950946Escort, whatever. The kissing was the nice part.
>>82950985>why would I be?That's what I'm asking you Mr. Indeed Links lol
>>82950993>but it would actually take some conscious effort to end a human's life.Not if you dehumanise them first. You ever heard of this thing called "history" mate?
>>82950997>>82950990>you've based this entire fucking spiel of fucking NOTHINGSorry, are you sure it's me who is meant to be angry?
>>82950995>is it normal to feel this way?Yes>Did I make a huge mistake?No, it was a learning experience>Should I try again?No, why would you? It made you feel like shit. And you'd probably still have felt like shit if you did manage to shag her. It's a fundamentally empty experience
>>82950995>is it normal to feel this way?Yes.>Did I make a huge mistake?Probably but you can't know unless you try.>Should I try again?Lad you're here saying "I did it and now I want to kill myself". The answer is probably "no".>Does anyone have any ideas how to be relaxed and get an erection? Meditation or self-hypnosis maybe?Besides pills? To actually be aroused and into the situation and to get over nerves.It sounds like they knew what they were doing and tried to relax you but it didn't work because it's an actual stranger.Chances are you would be better off if it was someone you actually had a connection with and felt comfortable around. I get that's going to be a challenge in itself, but we're not all geared for mindless mating sometimes but actual connections.
>>82951003I was simply stating out of you two lads I felt like one was having some banter and one (you) seemed legit involved and angry. The thing is, after reading both your posts, my opinion is that footmong is on minimum wage. That isn't going to change laddy.
>948000 neet brits under the age of 24a britfeel golden age grows near dee lads
>>82950806Where I that post does he say he's on minimum wage
>>82951003>this entire fucking spiel of fucking NOTHINGYou are seething lol post another indeed link lol
>>82951027>Where I that postWell done hahahahahaha
>ackshually I'm not mad, YOU are>this means I win B)
>>82951022>my opinion is that footmong is on minimum wage. That isn't going to change laddy.That's fair enough lad, but it's baffling to me why you'd believe that despite the obvious evidence otherwise. When people do things like that, it's normally because they're emotionally involved.>>82951030You might want to scroll up lad. I was quoting someone else.
>>82951043>When people do things like that, it's normally because they're emotionally involved.Sounds like projecting me laddh
>>82951043>despite the obvious evidence otherwiseThe obvious evidence of "he said so"? Corr proper airtight that.
>>82951002>You ever heard of this thing called "history" mate?not much. where do i get started, lad?
So after all that we've established footmong is on minimum wage
>>82951052At the start obviously, you don't watch Return of the King first.Only weird thing with this one it starts at 0 if you're in one group, or -5 billion if you're not in another.I'd say anything past -3000 isn't really worth it though, so I'd go there.
>>82951047Nah, I believe he's not on minimum wage because that job doesn't pay minimum wage. You believe he's on minimum wage because...well...I dunno. You need to for some reason, I suppose. >>82951051Nah the evidence is the fact that's what those jobs pay. If you want to argue that he doesn't have the job he's claiming he has, fair enough but I don't want to get involved in that. No point because it can't be proven either way. I'll just believe him because it's a pretty shit job and I doubt anyone would lie about it.
>>82951026if i didn't have skeletons in my closet, i'd start a NEET union that defends NEET rights (and isn't technically beholden to trade union legislation).when our bennies are under attack, what do we do? rise up, fight back.
>>82951043>despite the obvious evidence otherwiseWhy are you looking for "evidence" over a silly britfeel meme lad? We don't all take this thread as seriously as you lol
>>82951059cheers lad. all this 'primordial soup' stuff is such a slog, but i'm looking forward to the Zoroastrians.
Looks like a Reform government will not be good for seasideMARK and the rest of the NEETs on herehttps://x.com/ZiaYusufUK/status/1983530093025665083
>>82951065>I'll just believe him because it's a pretty shit job and I doubt anyone would lie about it.Bold move on here laddie people lie about fucking everything. I'd sooner buy he's got a shite call centre job but then glamourised it to "own the haters" as that's basically all he seems to obsess over.If your point is "B2B call jobs aren't always minimum wage" then sure. But I suspect most of this is counterargument you have been bickering about all day is just "he's likely making shit up to save face". He is also a spacker.
>>82951043>obvious evidencesuch as?
>>82951089>glamourised it This is exactly what wagies do Work in a call centre, tell people it's "b2b sales"GP receptionist "clerical executive"
>>82951065>because...Because it's funny and winds up spackers like you
>>82951102Or even NEETs who for whatever reason are too ashamed to admit it. Pick a job that isn't totally bottom of the barrel, but also not so billy big bollocks people will question it.Some middling call job sounds more believable while also not being sadder than being NEET (if they think that's a bad thing).
>>82951083Nigel and Zia are going to get SSM working in a Grimsby fish gutting plant.
nothing wrong with being on minimum wage imo not everybody can be a winner
>>82951119labour market is thought right now
>>82951119It's like being a virgin mate. It's only a bad thing for losers if you give a shit.If you're on minimum wage, but living a happy enough life either way, who gives a shit. The only person whose standards matter are your own.
>>82951102Im a logistics engineer
if u were smart you wouldnt be on minimum wage
>according to my calculations the evidence has disproving your footmong job hypothesis I have provided the proof Britfeel is very serious to you indeedspacker lol
>>82951073A lad asked me to prove it and I did. Simple as that desu.>>82951089It's a shite job either way so I don't see the point in lying, it's not as if B2B sales is glamorous either. But you might be right lad. As I say, no way to prove or disprove.
>>82951130>has disprovingOH NO NO NO
>>82951129getting a good job is more about cronyism than skill
>>82951129shippy is smart and on minimum wage
>>82951136>so I don't see the point in lyingYou new to 4chan or something mate? Dollies or fags with identities will constantly just say shit and make shit up because they end up with this desire to maintain their image. Otherwise they wouldn't avatarfag or tripfag or whatever. People on 4chan will lie about the silliest shit and pick the silliest lies therein.I always find "why would someone lie about that" to be a very weak counterargument for somebody lying. Humans are both unusual and dumb, and dollies on /britfeel/ are thrice as much.
>>82951147Oh god you're dollymong. Now it makes sense. Carry on lad
>Oh no i've not had heroin!>I'll go see a dealer>We talked about how to inject but i was too nervous, the talking was nice.>I'm such a failure, i'm a sober non heroin user! woe is me.Ignore pussy, buy guns.
Is it true that Tim is in the same care home as Sean?
Hope footmong sees you've defended him and gives you some attention indeedmong
>>82951150I don't know who that is honestly mate, I just like calling them dollies.
i have a 12-inch willy.
>>82951175Give it back Deshawn.
>>82951165I don't like him lad. I think he's a terrible poster. It wasn't my intention to defend him. Just saw people saying something that was obviously wrong and corrected them, and they got a bit upset about it
>>82951175giv'us a look then
>>82951182>obviously wrong
>>82951182He works for minimum wage, you defend him for free lol
>>82951182>Just saw people saying something that was obviously wrong and corrected themYou quite literally didn't because you took away entirely the wrong fucking point.They went "he is on minimum wage", you went "B2B jobs aren't minimum wage".You then spent HOURS continuing this, while claiming everyone else is obsessed.
>>82951204I never said anyone was obsessed
>>82951151who's this then lad?me, too scared to inject heroin. phlebotomists struggle with my veins, so what chance do i stand?
>>82951189Even if he is on minimum wage, what's the big deal?
>>82949910The chad fun tie wearer.vs>>82949885The virgin "Oh heavens! Everyone will think me uncool" wuss.
>>82951215When did I say it's a big deal?
wednesday afternoon on britfeel making a few posts and having a few lickle arguments
Was Poley on minimum wage when he worked in the call centre?
>>82951213allegory of the prostitute/escort larper lad
>>82951209Oh for fuck's sake you're gonna start pulling semantics are you?You implied people were angry and emotionally invested then, that implies obsession but fine, all the while posting in a manner that also suggested emotional investment or obsession besides you just going "nuh uh no I'm not"
for me it's the '8-bit tie' from ThinkGeek.>wow it looks like it's from a computer game>yeahmany such conversations.
>>82951014>No, why would you? It made you feel like shit. And you'd probably still have felt like shit if you did manage to shag her. It's a fundamentally empty experience>>82951019>Lad you're here saying "I did it and now I want to kill myself". The answer is probably "no".A depressing thought. I need to give it a few days I think. It's annoying because the escort I saw is really beautiful.Also I fear that without escorts, I'll basically never have sex.>Chances are you would be better off if it was someone you actually had a connection with and felt comfortable around. I get that's going to be a challenge in itself, but we're not all geared for mindless mating sometimes but actual connections.My hope is that by going back and seeing the same one, it might be more relaxing.
>>82951223Nah about 50p or one quid an hour above minimum wage. That's the going rate in a call centre I'm pretty sure. It's grim work so they need to give people some kind of little incentive to choose it ahead of a warehouse etc.
>>82951227i actually believe his tale.
>>82951230>Oh for fuck's sakeLad even this little expression of frustration shows that you're far more emotionally invested than I am, you realise that right? I haven't expressed any emotion on this topic
Necking a shitload of olives atm, love them
>>82951250the green ones are the lushest
>>82951235love shit like this that's not based on any actual game.like when you see pyjamas in asda that have a picture of a controller with everything in the wrong place so they don't get sued.
>>82951239>Also I fear that without escorts, I'll basically never have sex.The ideal thing lad is to not care. Like the other lad said, sex isn't everything. We all lose out on things that "everyone else gets". Just for some it hurts more than others.You can try again lad, but the last thing you should do is keep beating yourself up over it or putting yourself in situations that make you crashout with no real gain.
me? never expressed an emotion in my life.
>>82951255>Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
>>82951249Okay little lad
>>82951247The fundemental problem is that prostitutes only kiss clients in porn films and hollywood.It's a larp crafted for people who believe what they see on tv.
for me it's the 'video games are calling and i must go' t shirt from amazon
>>82951256I don't see the point in living if I can't get sex and intimacy.It's the most basic human need beyond food and shelter.
>>82950810Yeah I feel you here lad. Got a friend who used to be really fit but she became a they and got the lesbian mullet fringe haircut and jammed loads of filler in her lips and now looks like a fucking freak show. Also started doing onlyfans and had to get increasingly weird with their content because nobody wants to see a rough late 30s uggo fuck herself nicely. Shame really, I still see her every now and then and I'm polite, but had to unfollow on socials because I couldn't handle seeing the 'provocative' images. I live in fear of wifeberg deciding she needs to get shit jammed in her face, I've made it very clear that it will be a big problem for me if she does but she's a stubborn little minx.
>>82951249NTA but posting "evidence" is what tells me you're invested. You are Indeedmong
>>82951271>It's the most basic human need beyond food and shelter.I disagree mate. There are basically infinite things you can decide to focus on in life. We're wired to want sex sure, but enough jerking off and other things to pursue you cope fine. I can't relate to your blackpill mindset despite being a lonely sad cunt myself.The "point in living" is what you make it. There is no point besides that. If you want to make it all about sex/intimacy, then sure being in your situation will make you crashout hard. I just think it's a dumb mentality.
>>82951275The guy asked me to find an example. I took two seconds and posted it. This isn't the gotcha that you think it is, lad.
>not naming your child Video Gamesishygddt
>>82951282Okay indeedmong
QRD on indeedmong?
>>82951265>>82951288Seething samefag?
>>82951297The most emotionally invested poster here, but types "I'm not emotionally invested" to win non-arguments that can't be won.
Christ he's still going. The mere idea that Footmong might not be on minimum wage has completely broken this lad. Mental
>This isn't the gotcha that you think it isFuming lol
>indeedmong's first post was 2 hours ago>still going>"i dont care btw"
Im not on minimum wage either
anything under 40,000 is practically minimum wage
>>82951300>Seething samefag?No
>>82951329I 100% agree with that, that's why I'm wondering why it's upset this lad so much. I'm guessing he earns a quid or two above minimum wage and he's been telling himself that at least it makes him better than Footmong or something
Need something stronger, I could spend a solid week grinding the intricacies of software, darknet markets, cryptocurrency and still get arrested/fucked over, or I could walk across my estate and knock on the fellas door opposite and acquire crack in probably under 90 seconds. Tough call desu. I hear it's pretty good, not like I have anything left to lose.
Lot of lads not on minimum wage in here. Certain type of angry person cares about other people's wages. Me? I support getting as much money as possible for everyone. We all on the same side against the corps lads.
>>82951274sounds grim. even if they're going for some 'alt' look, at what point do you say, 'yeah this isn't even that, it just blatantly looks bad'? there's a line somewhere.time was Reddit was 'good for porn' in the camgirl sense. or just looking at attractive people. /r/bois (androgynous girls) SHOULD be my cup of tea. i'm sure it was always they/thems to some degree. but fucking hell they no longer understand what's attractive.>would you fuck my hairy boi pussy~?no.
>>82951339Takes about 3 hours max to figure out darknets and you can have pure drugs delivered to your door within a couple of days.
Indeedmong gets very upset over his footmong dolly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4g6k1a4XYAwas this bloke a plant?
>>82951356NTA but I think he's got you figured out lad
>>82951366>NTAlol
>>82951341Onlyfans ruined the reddit porn market. It used to be so fucking good when they were all doing it for validation, then they realised they could make money and all the gonewild subs just became marketing with the worst possible engagement bait (would you X a Y? Do 30 year olds want to A my B? Etc) for girls with thousand cock stares and no interest in it whatsoever. I've said it before and I'll say it again, capitalism ruins everything pure and good.
>>82951340A lot of lads on less than minimum wage to lad (dossers) >inb4 "uhhhh actually my spcaker bennies get me just above minimum wage"
>>82951366He's already accusing you of being me too kek. Must be a low paid guy just seething about it
take away them darknet markets and i'll just be forced to risk questionable pills/scams from dodgy Indian websites. the solution? sell everything in Boots. there is NOTHING stopping you from buying a lighter and setting yourself on fire.
>>82951390the indian websites are fine mate, i've ordered there before, they just take ages to ship
Why is indeedmong so upset about footmong being on minimum wage? It's not an insult, it's just a fact.
On that Wednesday wuppagrind me.
>>82951419Is it true you got lit with someone on here and fucked a baddie the other night? Someone kept saying that
>>82951376'simp simp simp' etc but it's not 'parasocial' talking to people online, you and i are doing it RIGHT NOW.i remember some lass from /x/ did some private Stickam striptease for me. genuinely didn't want it, i didn't have a webcam, we were just chatting about ghosts and she started stripping.
>>82951279The problem is lad I think I've wasted my life.I have no choice but to either1. Put myself out for constant humiliation on dating apps which I am doing2. Try escorts to see if that does anything, who knows maybe one might like me
>>82951390The solution is to stop being a junkie mate.
>>82951431>The problem is lad I think I've wasted my life.You're not an OAP yet lad, you have time to change that. Pursue shit that isn't just vagina. Maybe you're wired to only care about having relationships/family but I reckon that can be overcome. There are more things you can focus on.>I have no choice but to either>1. Put myself out for constant humiliation on dating apps which I am doingIf it's any consolation mate, that already puts you leaps and bounds ahead of me. I refuse to get the things until I shed some weight, and I'm too lazy and apathetic to bother.
>>82951432you suggest this quite often. i've considered it.
>>82951382Wages obviously a bit of a sore spot for him de lad
>>82951390>i'll just be forced You don't have a medical condition that requires taking drugs for survival. You simply want to. Nothing is "forcing" you, you just want to.
Oh no aaah ill be forced to spend my money I get for free on a different illegal place selling medications I'm forced to abuse for fun aahh how could they do this to me
>>82951449all right, then i'll be gently corralled if i want to take that choice. i was being a bit poetic, slight hyperbole in natural language.but also, there's a bloke who keeps putting a gun to my head and he MAKES me buy drugs. not sure what his motivation is, think he's just a bit weird.
So unfair I have to spend my money I get for doing nothing on a slightly less convenient illegal market place for my drugs I don't need aaaah
off to the fridge need a quick snackington
Why won't footrat post his payslip?
Mad that footmong is at his minimum wage job right this second
>>82951424Sean will never have sex
>>82951456>my money I get for freean anon really got under my skin the other day, claiming i hadn't 'earned' my income.but you should have seen me get a refund from Uber Eats yesterday. five pounds and seventy five pence, just like that. work isn't as hard as people claim.
we need to bring back ssm postinghes not been posted much as he used to be
>>82951446I'd personally recommend it lad.There's always alcoholism as a much easier if less effective replacement too. Which I will be engaging in myself later tonight.
>>82951351Lad it's literally the same people
tonight's graft:waiting for an ink cartridge delivery, so that i can print a letter, so that i can request a Mandatory Reconsideration from the DWP.a whole generation has grown up with emails and web pages. i doubt they even know how to print onto an envelope from Word.
>>82951510me? Im going to smoke copious amounts of ganja
>>82951505not sure. when they go on about 'opsec' and you see those news articles about raids, i don't see why some big operation would jeopardise it selling baggies on the street.
>>82951505100% isn't, I get nice fancy middle class drugs. I'm not buying any of your lower class chav crack.
i knew an old-school coke dealer who happened to be friends with (and sold to) a policeman.one day he got a call, 'look mate, you didn't hear it from me, but you're going to get raided.'flushed something like 10k worth of cocaine down the bog.pretty mad how that boiled down to a 'it's who you know' situation.
>>82951522Except they don't actually know shit about opsec hence the raids, like those scousers who got done because they kept using the same post office, or all the lads here who've got letters from the police warning them not to do it again because their addresses were kept on file. Point is you're not getting a direct line to the plug, it's literally the same drug dealers you would buy from in person, just they figured out how to computer.>>82951536You're buying literally the same drugs you could buy in person at an inflated price
>>82951540Crime is probably the biggest "it's who you know" things of all. If you try to start selling coke without being connected to the right people, you'll just get the shit kicked out of you or arrested within two weeks.
>>82951551>You're buying literally the same drugs you could buy in person at an inflated priceProve it with an Indeed link
>>82951536Can tell you're middle class if you honestly believe those aren't often the same people lol outside of the lowest of low levels
>>82951559First you're upset that a lad is making minimum wage in a call centre now you're upset that you're getting ripped off with your drugs lmao
>>82951568Oh now you admit Footmong is making minimum wage?
>>82951564>outside of the lowest of low levelsThis is what they're getting caught up on because they're "autistic", sure it's not the same bash you might get from a shit dealer but it's the same coke you'd get from a regular dealer
That's quite funny because there is one particular drug poster (there's a lot now) who's always sounded sickeningly middle class to me but I couldn't put my finger on it to say. Like you can tell finding dnm has put it in his head he's a bit hard now cause he's done MDMA lol
>>82951564Oh dear anon you have been done
To helpermong the market coke would be great because he's used to buying "4 for 100" of pure bash but to a regular coke user it would be the same as what they're usually getting just more expensive and take 3 days to arrive instead of 30 minutes
I scratched my arse crack (just to the left of the cleftal horizon) and now my finger smells.
Underground Sunderland care home scene
>>82951584I'm not involved in that discussion just pointing out a fact. There isn't an infinite supply of illegal drugs for dealers to resell, they're all involved with each other on some level.
>>82951594Sorry lad are you suggesting buying drugs on the darknet is MORE expensive than getting it from the street? Or are you just a terrible communicator?
>no because the hippy girl who sold LSD from her student flat while I was doing my sociology degree was nice and middle classLow iq
>>82951554yeah he was a big hard lad. but also kind of gentle in a way, just an overall nice bloke.he gave it all up so he could do right by his son (n'aawh). glad he escaped that life.
>no because my favourite vendor isn't the type of guy who would sell heroin he's a cool nerd who plays final fantasy like me>of course he doesn't have another account for other stuff
>>82951582have i mentioned that i've tried heroin, guys?because i've tried heroin.
>>82951594Coke on the darknet is always cheaper>>82951620They all sell heroin on the same account. Have you ever been on it?
i've said it before and i'll say it again:just give me the cocaine, speed, and caffeine in separate bags. they're all useful substances.
Someone is getting very aggy about the fact they've been filtered by dnms. Quite telling, oh I'm having a good chuckle. Angry little lads.
>>82951625Not since 2020 at which time you would have big accounts selling everything and many small accounts selling a few things so if you're naive and middle class you could get the impression one vendor "only" sells psychedelics or something. Many had several accounts
>>82951638Lol I used them since Dream. That's nearly 10 years ago. Long enough ago that I've quit in that time. You're not hard for learning tor in 2025.
>Have you ever been on it?this is ENTRAPMENTalthough when the cyber crimes policeman from the Regional Organised Crimes Unit asked me this, i just went>yeah. not even a crime (and he said so).
back in my day, Silk Road had assassins.
>>82951650lol I also started on dream, dunno why you're so mad though. Why are you so mad?
>>82951638>filtered by dnmsWhat does that mean?>>82951645I doubt that was ever a thing to be honest. Why pay and risk losing multiple vendor bonds and spread your good feedback between multiple accounts? Doesn't make sense.
>>82951663Because you're talking like a complete faggot >very aggy about the fact they've been filtered by dnmsAs if it's an impressive feat lol. It's cringe. I would've called you a faggot on dnmuk as well but you weren't there.
>>82951673Frightfully upset this one, having a real 'mare about it.
Middle class Clarence thinks he's the dogs bollocks now he has a TAILS usb lol
Is this the same lads that were bickering about Footmong's job now bickering about who is the most hardcore online drug buyer? Lol
no one wants to make new threads anymore
>>82951683>he fell for my middle class jape and can't let it go
>>82951679I done you lad. You tried to one up me on the dnm and showed your arse. Learn some humility and you'll avoid this stuff.
>>82951604>>82951625How much are you paying for an eighth of coke on the markets then lad
Dropped all his usual gimmicks and characters he posts as while he's been on a mad 'riling (You) up xD' day
>>82951697You probably pay less because you're a gypsy but for most people it's going to be cheaper online.
>>82951708Which gimmicks and characters has he dropped lad?
>>82951645>one vendor "only" sells psychedelics or something.i can understand this for something like mushrooms, same way people grow weed.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crkzp02541vothis lad was just growing shrooms in his home. bit daft they changed the law (isn't just PICKING them illegal, now?)middle-class students love mushrooms and it's only right to take their money. get this legalised, get them paying income tax.
>>82951696Look you're just going to have to accept that I'm a fancy boy and you're an angry little nancy. Nothing can be done to change this, it's enshrined in law.
>>82951719Trying too hard now little lad, off you pop
>>82951710It's not going to be cheaper because it's literally the same people selling the same coke you could get in person
>>82951732No lad my favourite vendor would never lower himself to that. He likes anime like me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb1ZS6lMFukhave to admit, this skelemogs the Flyleaf cover that was on whichever version of the album i had.
>>82951732Not for me lad. It's better coke for a cheaper price than I can get in person. Anything that's as good in person would cost me more. Anything the same price in person would be (substantially) worse. Might be different for others
He gave me a free 0.1 because I'm one of his fav customers. We're mates. OMG, I'm mates with a drug dealer! I'm cool now.
Seems like literally everyone here is doing or has done drugs besides me, unless you count booze (I don't).
>>82951752That's only because you're a middle class ponce who doesn't know anyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXxuGreQYbgdon't get me wrong, i like Flyleaf. but even as an emo fan, i have to confess they didn't stick the landing here.
Just think of how much of a bullied nerd I was and now I'm mates with drug dealers. If only girls knew.
>>82951779Sorry that I didn't grow up on a gypsy encampment lad. I might not know loads of coke dealers but at least I escaped the horsebox bummings I suppose
>>82951778i am a teetotal bore and booze is the worst of the drugs i've had.except maybe heroin (which i've tried btw)
Yeah I'm something of a roadman now. Lil NDD.
I snorted heroin off Starmers ass (it's pert)
No matter how many times you say it mate, I don't care that you tried it.
Mid class guy talking about "gear"
>>82951786i go up to girls in my finest gamer tie, casually mention i'd never need something as pedestrian as Tails. i'm perfectly capable of configuring Linux myself, thank you.
Walked past some tradie lads in a work van earlier and one of em said to the other "get that line sorted lad". Oh aye x
Sulfuric acid right up and inside that vampire lassies wussy.
I've yet to meet a woman who's not collapsed in an orgasmic heap when i boot up Temple OS. Works everytime.
if you confessed to the bizzies you're a druggie they wouldn't even care, they'd just tell you to stopno such thing as a good cry for help these days.
KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWShttps://youtu.be/W2IVn0wiYXs?si=WExTYX7_tlpkzrA7
>>82951853fr fr did you ever get it to work? i've just watched random videos here and there.i remember /prog/ lads engaging with him earnestly trying to get it running in a virtual machine, he was very insistent you need to install it for real.
That's right ladies I know "a guy". I can get you whatever you need as long as the postie is on time. I'm a bit dangerous yeah rough round the edges.
Think imma just have an oven wizza for din dins. Keep it simples x
Can't actually keep up with the who's who in this particular I do loads of drugs me melty. In much more interesting news there's someone in my office who absolutely wrecks the toilets, just a horrendous splattered mess and it must be with severe force because it's still stuck on there after flushing. Imagine the diet of someone who produces a poo like that, must be terrible.
thread is well pathetic today
>>82951875>In much more interesting news there's someone in my office who absolutely wrecks the toiletsSame at my place mate. We eventually learned it was the higher up managers/directors as they literally do not give a fuck and are also just the typical big fat lad who groans when they have to leave their seat.
i'm up to nine full bags of empty drink cans (paper bags, but think bag for life size).the agoraphobia-hoarder dilemma is i risk shamefully bumping into my downstairs neighbours during the day, or i try to sneak out noisy rattling cans during the night. damn.
Wagies go in the disabled toilets to do a shit and leave it stinking for people in wheelchairs. Not right.
Can't imagine going to the toilet inhaling wagie shit fumes day after day in an office. Grim.
new thread already!!!!
I like to use the gym's disabled toilets for a lil posing because the lighting's good. They're at the top of some stairs so it's not like anyone in a wheelchair is going up there anyway.
Reminder the mother's room is for lactating persons only
>>82951872Is it true Tim Byrne is in the same care home as you?
>>82951943>>82951943>>82951943new fredo
>>82951864No. tbqfh.I downloaded it years ago, but dont have a "fucking about" spare pc.
