>>82946243
>>we must immediately start reproducing or the human race goes completely extinct
im sure that would go really well

>>82946243
With only one pair you're already on genetic collapse lmao. Thanks for the borrowed time.

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>>82946243
>What do
Nothing. I could literally erase humanity by starving myself to death.

>>82946243
pregnancy sounds painful and dangerous

>>82946261
You don't want a plappable cumbunny all to yourself with zero competition whatsoever?

>>82946243
remove iud, wait a couple weeks, breed like rabbits
but too bad the gene pool is too small with just 2 people to repopulate the entire planet, so we're all fucked

>>82946264
Feminist gaslighting and brainwashing like this is why our birth rates are crashing thus posing a threat to our species.

Just yank it out bro.

>>82946268
>You don't want a plappable cumbunny
Not really, no.

But if I only have daughters wouldn't I ahve to fuck them too? ......

>>82946289
Gay lmao.

>>82946293
That's part of the fun kek.

>>82946243
>mentally unstable man
>mentally unstable woman
>mentally unstable children

i'll leave her alone for the greater good.

>>82946349
You have a biological imperative to reproduce for the sake of survival anon. Millions of years of fucking and breeding eventually led down to you (and whoever woman you breed).

>>82946243
Reminder that women would rather fuck a dog than a <8 male.

>>82946389
>millions of years of evolution lead to you being a schizo

the human race deserves to go extinct if a blown out whore and a schizo are the pinnacle of evolution.

>>82946243
>What do bros
Shove my hand up her pussy Mortal Kombat style and rip it out.

>>82946256
I think with sperm banks and frozen eggs/the thing they do for surrogacy you can get more genetic diversity
the virus should die out without hosts

Don't care, finally I could have some peace and quiet alone for the rest of my life. Nothing else matters.

>>82946243
I really dont have interest in living in a world without functional toilets or the ability to play World of Warcraft desu. I would probably try to help keep her alive but I dont foresee myself trying to repopulate the earth. Besides, I dont even know what the fuck to do once she goes into labor. I cant deliver a baby. She would die. Or they both would.

>>82946444
What do you think happens to the temperature controlled units holding those sperm and eggs without electricity?

>>82946243
I continue to play vidya, read books, and lift weights. Women mean nothing to me, humanity means nothing to do. You can all fuck off.

>>82946493
>I really dont have interest in living in a world without functional toilets
They would still work. Every single home would have a single use toilet because there's still water in their tank that you could use to flush once.

I'll pour gallons of cum into her pussy every day that God makes. I don't understand the low-t fags here who do nothing.

>>82946524
Dude, you are talking to a guy that prefers not to eat because walking to his kitchen is asking too much. I am not doing that. Plus if I get diarrhea once, that would basically game over for an entire neighborhood of toilets lmao.

>>82946564
>basically game over for an entire neighborhood of toilets lmao.
you'd have to keep migrating to the next neighborhood, it would be a rough life for functional toilet enjoyers but not impossible

Probably just fuck her for a year or so until I get bored with our horrible, empty two person world and then kill her and then myself. Fuck the human race, I have no interest in saving it. The inbreeding depression would fuck us anyway.

What if she is lesbian?

>>82946243
Let her be her, if she wants it removed then help her. If you rape her who's saying she won't kill herself or kill the babies.
Non-white ancient civilizations could comprehend this but I guess whites can't.

>>82946628
>gestures towards india

>>82946271
just also impregnate the female monkeys bro

>>82946594
what's that matter at all

Two people isn't enough to restart.
Eventually grandkids wouldn't be able to have viable offspring.
So regardless of actions humanity is totally doomed. It's a no win situation. Congratulations, everyone dies!


Also
>"but anon I have an IUD in there, I can't get pregnant!"
A trip to a university medical library and then a second trip to a gynecology office can relatively easily solve that issue.
The gene pool being too shallow however can't be solved.

>>82946667
If she isnt into me, im not fucking her. Thats rape.

>>82946688
human man can impregnate great ape females
just do both, how many generations can it take to get the last 1.2% right

>>82946688
Pay a visit to a sperm bank as well. Every daughter that isn't yours becomes your wife as well. Problem solved

And then the entire human race is a hapsburg abomination

>>82947094
just fuck monke.

>>82946243
2 people from only 2 bloodlines breeding.
After a while if you kept it going you would have one eye mutants.

>>82947114
but your mother died???

>>82946989
Who told you that humans and apes can breed?
They can not.

>>82947083
Without staff the cryo tanks such facilities rely on would only last months at most. Not years.

>>82946289
Waow... (basedbasedbasedbasedbased)

>>82946243
I would cum in her pussy so much.
>>82947176
There is no definitive evidence to the contrary, I would certainly feel obgliated to try.

>>82946243
>man constantly rapes her
>woman gets fed up and kills him in his sleep
>woman realizes there's nobody else to give her attention or take care of her
>woman kills herself or starves to death

>>82947192
>There is no definitive evidence to the contrary
Soviet scientist attempted to cross breed Humans with great apes.
It didn't work. Not a single pregnancy, nether human nor ape. Fundamentally incomparable.

>>82946243
IUDs are easy to remove

>>82946243
I'd completely ignore her and spend the rest of my life doing fun things such as shitting on funny things like the Oval Office desk, going into Area 51 and screaming "WHERE ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES", and building a giant sign spelling out nigger in the quad of every black only college I find.

>>82946243
Well that would suck as both my testicles are fake. I had them removed when i was 14 teen when they twisted and could not be saved! So were kind of fucked as a species..

>>82947834
>could not be saved
Let me guess, it was a jewish doctor?

>>82948002
So sadly i was 6 hours from a hospital that could preform the procedure so sadly they became "Necrotic and beyond painful!! turned blue then black and swollen then the pain stopped and that was that. Lost both the testicles and some of the skin sadly but such is life.. could have been way worse.. so honestly im ok with it.. as for the doctor i don't recall who he was think he was indian maybe ..

>>82946243
Well at that point the human race is pretty much fucked because the only possible future is a bunch of inbred incest babies. I don't think a world of over 8 billion corpses and crumbling ruins would be a great one to leave to my kids. Is it worth it to bounce back from 2 people, and create a race of even dumber naked apes? I'm not sure.

Maybe better to leave the world to the animals at that point. In 20 million years, the sapient corvids will have some fascinating history to uncover. The Anthropocene mass extinction will stand out in the fossil record, and the strata of plastic and industrial pollutants will tell a fascinating tale about how the extinct primates stretched almost to the limits of planetary ecology. Perhaps they will take a lesson from that, and do better than we did.

>>82948021
> 6 hours from a hospital
What the fuck

>>82948021
How old were you? Does that fuck up your hormones and sex drive?

Well I can have sex with her whenever because there's no society to stop me. There is a small chance an IUD fails so I can shoot for that, or I can decide humanity is doomed. Even if I decide that, I still might want to have a lot of sex to satisfy my lust anyways. Either way, we're having a lot of creampie sex.

>>82948058
Father was a fishermen was helping him on his boat in bad weather. Life flight would not fly nor was it considered a emergency, so all i cold do is lay on the ground puking and in pain till we made it too port.by that time it was too late they tried but shit was done and that was that. i got two fake balls so unless i told you. You never know unless you touched them then you be like holy fuck those are fake lol... So honestly other then the not having kids thing and having to use hormones to keep from having issues its really not that big of a deal. as i still can use my dick. it dose cum prostate fluid and im not dead so

>>82947834
I've had that happen to me twice before in my left testicle, anon. That was the worst pain I've ever felt. Luckily I live in a city with hospitals all over the place, but god damn, man. When it happened the first time I was 12, it was 3am, and my dad ran every red light in the city to get me to the hospital. The pain was unbelievable. They gave me morphine for it. Twelve years old and I was drugged up like a WW1 casualty. And the way it just made me feel... Hollow inside? Just so, so horrible. The second time wasn't as bad thankfully but still, the pain was beyond what I had thought possible. I can't imagine what it would have been like with BOTH of them twisted.

I'm so sorry you went through that, and that your testicles couldn't be saved. I feel you.

>>82948069
I was 14 teen and yes it dose fuck up your hormones. I am on HRT for life to regulate the lack of testosterone my body dose not make fully anymore.

>>82948100
>nor was it considered a emergency
What the fuck??? This makes my blood boil. When this happened to to my left nut the doctors were in full-on crisis mode to save it. They told me it's a serious emergency, and yeah your story confirms it. Fucking hell man that is so fucked up. The system failed you.

>>82948102
That sucks.. I know that pain all too well still lol, and never wanna ever feel anything like it again.. Im glad to see yours were saved..

>>82946243
Behead that whore.
I'm not wasting this chance to get rid of humanity.

>>82948114
Coast guard life flight would not send out a chopper as it was during a bad storm and since it was not a life or death they refused to sand a chopper. They were gonna send a boat but it was gonna take the same time to get there so my dad dumped his 300 pots over and hoped they would still be there and halled ass to mainland. Where we got a police and ambulance to the hospital. where sadly even with surgery they were to far gone.. but that was years ago and it dose not bother me as again just happy i still have my life and actual working penis so could have been worse..

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>>82948146
Well I just wanna say again that I know that feel, bro. I'm glad you've made it through and are enjoying life.

>>82948162
I truly appreachate it .. and thanks for chatting with me. Sadly gotta run gotta get up in 2.5 hours to get to work.. so i am gonna take a quick nap now i am tired.. It was nice talking to you and the others.. hope you have a good day and hopefully we shall meet again here to chat more one day.. till then be safe and have a good one

>>82946243
turn 360 degrees and walk away.
what do i care? she doesn't love me anyway