When I was about six years old, I used to act like a dog to get attention and affection from my mother that I wouldn't receive otherwise. I don't know why it worked, but it did, and I think about it a lot. I almost never talk to her these days.
>>82957550A human with the personaliy of a dog is a loved person.
>>82957682Do you think I had the personality of a dog?
>>82957711The answer for this lies in yourself. I just stated that a human with the personality of a dog is a loved person. I met people like that in my life and they're charming.
>>82957761Ah, alright. I was about to say, I don't think I did. But then, what do you think a dog's personality is like?
>>82957550I get the feeling you'd enjoy Chainsaw Man
>>82957761Golden Retriever personality?
>>82957804It definitely wasn't that. I was a real shit stain.
>>82957550I was a squad leader when I was conscripted. My favourite subordinates were the men who acted like slavering, obedient dogs. Those who followed my every order without question. Good men.I hated the ones who kept challenging and defying me. Those who kept complaining. Those men slowed the squad down and made us ineffective.I was at fault too, for being unable to whip them to shape.
>>82957924>My favourite subordinates were the menidk that sounds kinda gay
>>82957711Every 6yo kid acts like a dog if you think about it
>>82957941What is gay in real life is brotherhood in the army.What is gay in the army is illegal in real life.
>>82958060What is gay in the army it's just homosexuality
>>82957550Who do WHORES always try to seem innocent while doing disgusting and perverse things? Like the woman in picrel smoking while wearing a cross, or those girls with cat of hello kitty pfp's that are the most evil whores around? Its genuinely disgusting how women do this, you can't trust them in any way possible. Everything they do is to take advantage of someone else, and their ego is so high that they think it's justified.
>>82957924I'd kill you and you would die screaming wishing you were as noble as a dogPray with gratitude every day until you die worthlessly that you did not encounter me
>>82958574Oh, but Anon, why do you seethe so? What've I done to incur your wroth?
You prob have that kink where you pretend to be a puppy and act like someone's pet
>>82960481I thought maybe I do, but I don't.
>>82957550When I was 6 I build a giant wall of lego and put my dog in a "zoo". I miss him. He said he found it funny, though.