All you had to do was be good at sports when you were a teenager, and this would've been every weekend for you.Instead you were inside playing games and watching people stream.
>>82957829So true. I was good at sports and every weekend the cheerleaders would come suck me off. Weird that they could never remember my name, though.
>>82957829Well for one my dick is smaller than his so... Its kinda been over since middle school.
>>82957829all mid, i dodged a bullet
that's not how it works. you're fucking stupid
>>82957829couldnt be me, i would never share a big juicy cock with a bunch of whores
>>82957829I can't do good at sport since I'm a short brown faggot
>>82957829>you had to do was be good at sports when you were a teenager,Yeah it's sucks when you are literally weakest boy of 3 same year classes in middle and high school.
>>82957829If I ever have kids I'll force them all to play two sports each until they're 18.
>>82961183Only read this book before you conceive a childhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outliers_(book)
>>82957829I don't think playing sports guarantees a big cock.
>>82961236Sure, but two sports is just because they can pick the one they're better at later. Double the chance of success. All successful athletes started like this.
>>82957829Megan Sage and Lily Rader, two of my favourite porn stars.
>>82957829I got this for being into Anime. I mean sure, not cheerleaders, but still multiple weeb girls
>>82957829You don't even have to be good. There is no roster cap for high school football. Unless you're in Texas you're all but guaranteed to make varsity if you show up. You can't make a team out of 1% talent when your varsity roster is 10-20% the Junior/Senior males.>>82961236You don't need to be an outlier to make varsity. The varsity letter itself is a glorified participation trophy, except it gets your dick sucked. 7% of high school players get a D1 offer. It's around 1 in 400 to make the NFL, so you'll need a little bit of good fortune there.>>82961281You only need (American) football. The genetic advantages are too significant in other sports, and the rosters are too small. It's also the only sport with a worthwhile social advantage in the US.
>>82957829>kissing a girl after she sucks your dickIsn't that gay?
>>82957829>having a large penis is a sport
triple blowjob... what does this mean...
>>82957829i wasalso cheer seemed like actual work, those girls always had practice and clubs and charity shit they had to dothe ones with nothing going on but sucking cock were always the girls with face piercings that stank like weed or cigarettes
>>82957829Post wall hags. I'll pass.
>>82961688>Signing your child up for concussionball
