Today was the 100th hooker I fucked.I think I should celebrate it somehow, but I have no idea how. Thoughts?
>>82961813You still in your 20s? Enjoy the hpv warts in your 30s kid it isn't fun.
>>82961813What about getting a car? oh...
>>82961813Fuck/cum 10 times today, this is your mission now.
>>82961813>hookerlol what a virgin loser
>>82961813can you hookerpill me?how do you begin fucking them? they have their own lingo and ways of approaching them that are "proper" that I don't know yet
>>82961994Adding on to this because curious. Are whoremongers seriously picking up street walkers or can you just offer money on the hookup apps?
>>82961825I am 35. You have no idea what you are talking about.>>82961870But I already have one. I don't really use it too much, and not really fan of cars.>>82961884Impossible with fucking, easy with fapping. Maximum times I fucked a day was 3 times, and the third time she just fapped me most of the time. >>82961994Find a site with photos and numbers, call one, drive to her place, give money, fuck. Don't call into your house if you don't know her good enough. Don't worry about law, nigger robbing, or whatever that's in your mind.If you arrived and she doesn't look like her photo or you don't like her - leave and search for another one.All is pretty simple. Also, main point is - you don't do it like it's a birthday present. Like you saved a whole year and now you will finally fuck someone. Nah. Hookers are like trying random whiskeys blindly - some may be trash, some may be brilliant. You just have to try and try a lot. >>82962020Never talked to a street walker. Dude, you are living in 2025. We have internet, duh.
>>82962047>Find a site with photos and numbers, call one, drive to her place, give money, fuck.oh so prosties actually don't mind you coming over to their place? I was worried I would have to call one over to mine (live with my parents and want to fuck while they are at work) or do a car call or something, or god forbid spend money on an overpriced hotel
>>82962068I'd say hooker having a place is a default, but usually this information is available on the websites. Some rare ones only drive to your place, and the most rare ones demand hotels. Anyway, you CALL her (or her manager, which is more likely. Usually it's a woman so you wouldn't know the difference) so you can discuss everything that worries you, including, price, place, additional services (anal usually is just x2) and stuff.When you find a hooker you like, it becomes way more easier, you just exchange numbers and you just message her, "hey, wanna fuck, free tonight?"My problem is I usually sleep with hookers for years, because it becomes very comfortable and easy. So I hit my 100th only after 15 years.
>>82962130yeah having favorite prosties is totally fine and normal, no reason to go looking for a different one each time if you already have ones you likethanks for the info what can you do with $150 or so?
How will you explain yourself to him? Lets be honest, he exists and pretending he doesn't is just a coping mechanism.
>>82962201>Lets be honest>he existsI thought we were being honest here
>>82962168Prices varies. Girls too. Sometimes there are young and extremely attractive girls for cheap, because they just don't know their price. >>82962201Uh, is fucking restricted in bible or something...?
you should kill yourself you should have done that after fucking your first hooker
>>82962201I don't care for life-denying, anti-sex religions at all, actually. Depriving yourself of sex is abuse.
>>82962270>is fucking restrictedIt's only allowed if you're doing it with your wife
>>82962354So... if I just buy papers that I was married with them it will be okay?...Shit, I have never thought people are believing in a bureaucrat.
>>82962390>if I just buy papers that I was married with them it will be okay?...But you already fucked them before the marriage, the sin has already been done... Well, It's like they say - you don't pray to get a car, you steal it and then pray for forgiveness. Just repent of your sins or something lol
>>82961813destroyed ability to pair bond in exchange for STDs award
>>82961813>Today was the 100th hooker I fucked.Why bother?
>>82962335paying a hooker doesnt count as real sex sorry
>>82962488this is why I will never ever bother. The validation I would receive from sex is in desiring and being desired in return by someone. If I want to just coom I can do that myself.
>>82962488Oh, okay. That moist, warm pussy and 8/10 body I railed didn't count because some christcuck online said it didn't. Thanks for the clarification.
do you ever feel like you can never have a normal relationship with a woman since you see whoresIve only seen a handful of whores in my life, not 100, and it definitely impacted my views on women. like I dont have to take their shit any more or play their games any longer. idk
>>82961813You're a pure virgin since you paid
>>82962615I had relationships before I started to fuck hookers.And I don't crave for relationships anymore. I am rich, so, sometimes girls try to flirt with me, but I got used to perceive them just as holes and I know perfectly well what is the price for that hole.
>>82961813Did your 100th hooker get some celebration coupon or something?
>>82961813>Paying for something Chad got for free when he was 15.
>>82961813not be that guy (swarthoid) but sause?
>>82963350*sauceholy esl
