i dont want to be judged on my answers so i will not share them

>>82981085
Literally me, add me on dicksword

>>82980968
Certainly not an old man like your pic.
>christian
>white
>over 5'8
>not obese
>can support a family
>average-ish face
>wants children
>willing to let me dress him because most men have terrible fashion
I'm not single but it took a long while.

>>82981085
I judge thee unworthy, begone!
answer the questions

>>82980968
Not a fembot. But my preference is a dude who is
1) religious, like seriously religious
2) he is a good human being, charitable and kind. Doesn't slander or backbite. Is reserved and has temperament. Ect
3) has hobbies and interests and is actually passionate about them. But I want these interests to be down to earth, so I am not that big a fan of men that play too much vidya. Some is ok, especially if they are narrative based like red dead redemption, zelda, hollow Knight. But I do want his interest to match mine somewhat. Like hiking and trailing, calisthenics and autistic wellness habits (like barefoot shoes, natural diet, natural fibers, cares about carbon footprint), engineering and physics and math, humanities (especially philosophy). I mean I would like it, but i am flexible with this. We dont have to match completely, I like sewing and painting for example, it's absolutely ok if he doesn't like this. Or other things, but I would really appreciate it because I want to become better in these specific hobbies, and I would like to be with someone that can help/guide.
4) stable job, he doesn't have to be rich
5) not a man child
6) is passionate about learning something, I dont want a dude who just wants to learn things for the sake of money.
7) he is autistic or just veery niche.
8) he is fit physically
9) looks wise, id like at least 5'8+ (I'm 6')
10)he is attracted to me, and treats me like a princess
11) we have enough space, like I don't want to be suuper clingy and I'd like the same from him
12) he is ofcourse someone who listen, remembers and is super caring in general. Gentle with kids. Like i want someone who id actually want to have kids with.
13) i am not too specific with looks. I just want to be attracted to him. I like beards, I'd tell him to get one.

Ok this is too much i give up here

>>82981135
You want a man to peg you? Are penises not big enough for you?

>>82981135
honestly id be tottally fine with pegging a foid, would be nice to not have to worry if i would get hard or not my first time.

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quiet, level-headed, 5'6 - 5'9, likes symphonic music, watches anime, wants to start a family and have 2 or 3 children

>>82981128
Where did you meet this tall religious man?

>>82981186
can you settle for 5'3"

>>82981152
I don't think you're going to be able to find a seriously religious guy who's into faggots anon.

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>>82980968
my type
>stemfag (not optimal)
>nerdy
>terminally online
>0 body count
>employed
>WHITE (not optional)
>nice muscular arms
>bullies and teases me
>chuddy
>autistic
>not scared off by my interests and doesn't care that I will not ever wear makeup
>wants to marry and impregnate me several times
>good temper, no anger issues, doesn't raise his voice
im not single I spearfished a bf like this and I'm obsessed with him I hope I can keep him

>>82980968
7 foot werewolf billionaire masochist serial killer rapist with a 12 incher. If you dont believe me go check what books women are reading

>>82981320
>stemfag (not optimal)
Your preference is non-optimal?

>>82981364
I mean optional </3 I NEED scientist husband

>>82981332
>masochist
>rapist
what. Aren't those books sadists?

>>82981152
wow, i actually fit all of these except for being religious
>>82980968
in my experience, fembots like non judgemental people who are willing to listen, i have had a bunch of them interested in me just because i was nice to them

>>82981264
Duolicious ironically. Like 3 days in I msg'd him after spending years on normie dating apps with bland as toast moids.

>>82981516
Never used it, is that a language learning thing? Lucky you doe anon

>>82981497
That's great you will find one surely. Just stay put

>>82981085
here ill tell her preference because she dont want to get bullied:

the most stereotypical shameless chad

you're welcome

>>82981527
It's the 4chan dating app. He turned out to be an autistic normie tho.

>>82981320
Where did you meet is crucial information for me now

>>82981543
>That's great you will find one surely
i did already! she's very nice :)

>>82981582
4chan has a dating app? what? That's so weird.

Where'd peg bot go I want to know more about this pegging

>>82981332
Women will never love the short blading mad scientist who wants to make giant death robots

Im gonna krill myself

yay!! day of judgement!!
>bigger than me either horizontally or vertically (or both)
>masculine looking, preferrably hairy/has beard
>long hair is bonus, dark hair is bonus
>kind/respectful to surroundings
>doesn't raise his voice (stolen, but true)
>very interested/passionated in something
>plays vidya, wants to play with me or parrallel play
>doesn't play league of legends (2 times too many, atleast not over lvl500)
>likes to discuss deeper themes
>gives me gifts (heartfelt like crafts is bonus) and openly shows his love with me
>cuddly
>isn't filled with moid violence and misogyny

i'm single beacuse most men in uni are immature and/or boring. and i need to be mentally stable enough to relationship or i'll be anxiously attached again

>>82982037
>wants a human teddy bear
7/10 because it's cute

>>82982078
EHEHE that's what i call it too, i need my djungelskog

>>82982120
>djungelskog
What language is that?

>>82982037
I am all this but I am a 5'8 ricecel with a small pp closing in on 40 and starting to lose my hair. If you still don't think I am the perfect husbando you are not a truecel.

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>>82982135
it's the wonderous ikea bear. so i guess you could say broken swedish?

>>82982164
Nice bear, would cuddle

>>82980968
>What kind of men do fembots like?
>Dark features (hair, eyes, olive to darker skinned)
>Intelligent (emotional intelligence is more important than being "well-read" but that's a plus, of course)
>Funny
>Tall (I can reasonably say this because I'm tall as well)
>Hygienic
>Cares about others and the people around him
>Perceptive, notices things other people don't
>Calm and doesn't yell
>Appreciates women, does not hate other men
>Has hobbies and interests that aren't anime and manga
>Knows what it's like to have "gone through it", didn't let it consume him or turn him bitter
>Cute teeth (random, but I like when guys have unique teeth, whether it be bunny teeth, sharp canines, or having a front gap)
>Wants to be a tight-knit unit with his woman and strives to bring out the best in each other
In reality though, making a list means nothing. Chemistry is everything and so many things can be overlooked with chemistry. Which is why it's important for men and women to talk to each other to actually feel that.

>>82982037
>bigger than me either horizontally or vertically (or both)
>masculine looking, preferrably hairy/has beard
>long hair is bonus, dark hair is bonus
>kind/respectful to surroundings
>doesn't raise his voice (stolen, but true)
>very interested/passionated in something
>plays vidya, wants to play with me or parrallel play
>doesn't play league of legends (2 times too many, atleast not over lvl500)
>likes to discuss deeper themes
>gives me gifts (heartfelt like crafts is bonus) and openly shows his love with me
>cuddly
>isn't filled with moid violence and misogyny

I fit all of these but if you saw me irl you'd be disgusted I'm like 67% sure of it.

>>82982234
based, having endured pain and to still be able to be kind is so virtuous, good list. i suppose you're right on chemistry, most of these are preferences, but i'd say some are inherently obligatory, like calm or appreciates women

>>82982265
I mean, don't let appearances hold you back from thinking you are likeable, i and all girls i know have dated men who don't look conventionally attractive, look at all the "my bestie dating a creature" or "a pretty girl! and him..." memes. It's your words and actions that matter. and clothes if you really need appearance boost

>>82981152
I fit everything here.
My disc is cleanestwater, add me.

>>82982362
>having endured pain and to still be able to be kind is so virtuous
not that anon, but this is hard. i think life would have been way easier for me if i had just resigned and became an asshole.

>>82982362
>i'd say some are inherently obligatory, like calm or appreciates women
You're right, I guess I just feel guilty making an ideal list of sorts when talking about a human being, kek. But thank you, I'm glad you like my list nona
>>82982405
True, but I always remember, "worse things have happened to better people". The times I've been an asshole have done nothing for me and just hurt someone else.

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these type of threads are always suifuel

skinhead. racist. racist. drugs.

>>82982433
>worse things have happened to better people
i would like to think so, too... just wondering, people like this are usually reserved and avoid opening up, and keep things to themselves. would you be able to deal with that potential emotional baggage?

>>82982495
>would you be able to deal with that potential emotional baggage?
Yep, I'm a bottler too and don't really open up until trust is established.

>>82982484
anon just wants to suffer

>>82982456
i feel like everyone can fit in these criterias with some effort, don't be too blackpilled
>>82982495
Everyone has some kind or other of emotional baggage, don't be afraid of seeking out connections beacuse of it. It can hurt when people remain silent on their deepest issues after knowing them for years though, so just offer them reassurance that it's not about your lack of trust in them, it's about yourself.
>>82982595
anon wants their trailer

>>82982613
>i feel like everyone can fit in these criterias with some effort, don't be too blackpilled
everyone can change their height at will, you're right

>>82981674
It doesn't, but some anon from /soc/ made one. It's genuinely awful, worse than tinder even.

>>82982530
>>82982613
>Everyone has some kind or other of emotional baggage
that's right. it's just that experiencing bad things and surviving in a "good way" usually comes with consequences. it's not about opening up, it's about being able to be there for the other person whenever they trust you enough to do so.

>>82982613
i want my white trash trailer boyfriend and we can be white trash together and he can make me shine his boots

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>>82982632
i meant most criterias. well. get some funky clown shoes if you really want to be tall. seriously though, if that's what you really focus on out of 15 other traits it's on you

>>82982637
any funny stories dealing with the app/people? i actually got a bit interested seeing as real proof here that it worked. unfortunately i don't want to get into e-dating, or telling people i met my husband on 4chins

>>82982664
You'll surely end up hurting them eventually, even if you don't mean to but that's how being traumatised goes, it doesn't heal off cleanly even in good efforts. Best you can do is have the strength to apologise and be better afterwards. As long as you try your best, they'll see it, although it depends on the level of the 'crime'

>>82982738
I'm speaking from over a decade of experience of getting turned down or passed over despite meeting or exceeding all other criteria, anon, that's all

>>82981584
>>82981320
Hell yeah im curious about the same thing.

>>82982763
>despite meeting or exceeding all other criteria
>he doesn't know about the secret hidden criteria

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>>82980968
I can just describe my oneitis. He's my perfect person, the person for me. He's the only person who has ever understood and accepted me without judgement. He's a very thoughtful and caring person, especially to animals. He always supports me. I find him a really fun and interesting person overall. His every thought is important to me. Even he told me something mundane like what he had for breakfast or the shape of a cloud he saw, I'd be so engaged in his every word. We are very similar people down to small coincidences like our names, ages. We have similar morals, values, outlook on life and the world etc but the differences we do have are helpful too. For example he's way more optimistic, selfish (in a good way) and less socially awkward than me, overall a person with a lot of resolve. Once he's put his mind to something or is committed to it, he'll follow it through. I needed someone like that in my life. I still do, I always will. He encourages me to become a better person and have more courage. He's taught me that being selfish isn't always a bad thing, that it's rarely ever bad for someone to reach for their own happiness. He has lived a genuinely very hard life compared to most people yet he has still lived on and is still able to be such an optimistic, kind and sweet boy. I have deep admiration and respect for him. We can talk for hours and hours without getting bored. We love doing everything together. I especially love reading VNs with him. He's a really excitable, kinda childish (again in a good way), clingy, smart person and I love all of that. I think he has a lot of emotional depth and is overall a pretty poetic person. I like that too. He has interesting thoughts on a lot of things. We both want the same thing in life, to be two codependent people living together and supporting one another always. I could go on and on. He is the perfect person for me and the only one I will ever truly fit with. The exact kind of man I have always wanted.

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>>82983165
>We both want the same thing in life, to be two codependent people living together and supporting one another always.
don't we all ;-;

>>82983165
>two codependent people
I wish I had that

I fucking hate women for making me unlovable and inadequate.
I will die alone.

>>82983335
If he's illiterate then into the garbage he goes

>>82982037
Is it ok if I raise my voice during hype fighting game tournament combos/reversals?

>>82983406
Thread is for fembot preferences, gaybots count but you're either a straight moid or a lesbian so you don't

>>82980968
Mandatory:
>Christian
>sweet personality
>patient
>loves children
>will do some of the domestic tasks
>works or is actively looking
>isnt judgemental
>gets along well with me and likes to talk to me about my interests.
Prefered:
>full head of hair
>autist
>under 5'10
>is passionate about a hobby
>likes to go golfing or whiling to try it
>STEM education

>>82983444
Dang it i fit all of these, why don't i ever meet anyone like this irl?

>>82983335
Some of other specific features and quirks i enjoy are if she enjoys animal crossing or harvest moon (im not even a big fan, i just notice cute girls tend to like these games), 60-70s rock, has a pixie cut, that a low and or slightly gruff feminine voice(think typical tomboy voice), tan or lily white skin and likes to travel to different and likes to drink but not get completely shit faced.

>>82983352
allowed, raising voice when hyped or happy is sweet
>>82983347
based
>>82983460
maybe we all do but it's not like we actively try to date everyone. list sounds cute though i hope you find him

>>82983460
She's probably a 4'10 flip woman looking for a green card

>>82983427
Most fembots are what you said who are not allowed to either participate , either dykes or straights larping as fembots. Either way, don't care thought it would be fun. Side note, how dare you call me something as loathsome as a dyke.

>>82983460
Because its a larper faggot.

>>82983480
Laying the larp a little too thick don't you think?

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>>82980968
I like me a guy with loser interests, doesn't have to be good looking, just someone nice that wont make fun of my interests, i've been with chubby guys, bigger guys, skinny guys, average guys, someone i wouldn't date though is someone who doesn't watch anime.

>>82983563
>loser interests
What's a loser interest?

>>82983563
You sound gay. Are you a homosexual man?

>>82983563
>'ve been with chubby guys, bigger guys, skinny guys, average guys
so you're used up?

>>82983536
the larp continues till geforce now launches my game, it is never too thick (like my enormous serpent)
>>82983563
fair, most guys who don't like anime would probably be demeaning about it and similar interests.

>>82983594
What terrible way to shill your product.

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>>82983590
No I havent even had my first kiss, 3/4 of my relationships were online

>>82980968
>what kind of men do fembots like
i like my crush
>why are you single
cause i cant have my crush :(

>>82982738
>any funny stories dealing with the app/people?
No, women basically just won't talk to you. The only people I even got a few words out of were a couple women in Finland, and I live in Canada, so obviously that wasn't going to work.
In Toronto, there were like... six women in total and not one of them replied to any message I sent; a couple even deleted their profiles shortly after I messaged them.
>unfortunately i don't want to get into e-dating, or telling people i met my husband on 4chins
Well if you're a woman it'll probably work great. For men it's a fucking horrible app, like every dating app.

>>82983607
fair enough then. I would date you.

>>82983608
>cause i cant have my crush :(
Why can't you?

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>>82983579
No im a bio woman

>>82983489
Nuh uh im a 5'5 white woman
Forgot to add to my list though
>must not be obese

>>82983563
Where are you from and would you play some games with your future bf?

Im looking for a CHAD yes you read that right and do not pretend to be surprised try not to seethe hard .. I need an older father figure who will treat me like a pet cat. Ovulation hits hard.

>>82983621
>must not be obese
the thread is in shambles
>>82983607
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>82983618
true tell us your story

>>82983608
Now this an example of lukewarm bait, notice how it may get a reaction out of some botttom feeders but to the rest of us it comes off as too safe and lack luster to the point where it makes you wish they put a smidgen of effort into it.

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>>82983568
Well i would say i'm a bit of a loser, I play Nitroplus Blasterz and listen to Hatsune Miku and Sodikken, so maybe a bit more weird games that aren't like C.O.D or Fortnite, someone that wouldn't judge me for 100% NSO

>>82983335
>If part of her personally is spewing feminist garbage and shilling faggotry and minorities then instant garbage she goes
incredibly based, dumpstered my last girlfriend for this.

>>82983619
And I'm santa clause. You type at best like a faggot.

>>82983659
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROBOTS DON'T FALL FOR THE ASA POSTING, SHE'S GONNA FUCKING RUIN YOU, I'1VE SEEN THESE TRICKS BEFORE

>>82983621
White women don't type like this.

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>>82983628
Im from Canada and OFC I would!! I wouldnt be upset if he didnt wanna play anything with me but if he offered then yes without hesitation!!

>>82983643
being a catgirl sounds like the dream, i miss headpats. i will share the burden of your longing

damn no post, wanting a depressed skinny autistic neet virgin

>>82983659
>i'm a bit of a loser
I don't know what any of that stuff is but if it makes you happy what's the issue? I don't judge people unless they're hurting me.

>>82983661
It is a good per caution to have. You avoid so much annoyances, cringe, overall unnecessary bullshit just by implementing that rule.

>>82983677
I want to play RPGs with her and discuss them together. Talk about the story and which of the characters we like, or just see the other's experience as they play. Parallel playing would very cool.
nta

>>82983618
because ive probably been ghosted lmao

>>82983645
i did list out basically everything to vaguely describe him, but my standards look ridiculously high and im gonna get hate for it

>>82983563
bait post but thats me, im a super loser, you should tots date me

>>82980968
1.) white
2.) fat
3.) balding (this is a must)
4.) patchy beard
5.) plays video games & watches anime
6.) is a neet with no job prospects whatsoever
7.) has to be 30+
8.) hates women & minorities
9.) still living with his mom/parents
10.) is at least 6 feet tall

that's about it

>>82983680
I didnt mean it in a literal sense but cat girl roleplay is cute, Im just too old for it and would rather have the concept translated directly to intimacy and relationship dynamics.

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>>82983689
Its just that I've gotten made fun of my interests in the past so I feel that it would be nice for someone to atleast listen to me talk abt them without making fun of me

>>82983709
>because ive probably been ghosted lmao
do you have a strange fetish?

>>82983659
As someone who owns 2 copies of Nitroplus Blasterz (one for PS3, one on Steam), I am fairly confident literally no one plays it.

>>82983528
You just cant believe there are normal women with normal standards out there

>>82983671
did you miss the negrification and infantilization of america or what

>>82983717
If someone is making fun of your interests they're not a good person and you should avoid them

>>82983667
what if you want to be ruined let us larp
>>82983709
ghosted after how long? probably wasn't worth it if it's the end of the saga. and give us the list, this is a rating thread
>>82983714
i laughed out loud incredibly based, please DM me

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>>82983712
Lmao I like ur confidence, add me on Discord
Juniijunko

>>82983563
>i've been with chubby guys, bigger guys, skinny guys, average guys
average body count at least 4, probably way higher since all of these were "guys" plural
jfc

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>>82983729
I just play against npc's since no one plays

>>82983737
They still don't type like you, faggot. Nice try.

>>82983738
true. your interests aren't even that out there, you should find plenty of like-minded NEETS. any miku song you like recently? not miku but the chainsaw man movie theme is really good

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>>82983714
the discord kitten anon is your ideal man, go to him when he blesses our board with his presence again

>>82983735
You actually think woman, let alone normal women, post in this shithole? Just how retarded are you?

>>82983782
>normal women
>>82983714

>>82983723
i have a few of them. like biting.
he was into it tho, he was weirder.

>>82983741
like a few months. its been 1 month no contact but 2 months with barely anything.
i wish i saved the list cause it took me 5 minutes to write...

>>82983769
amon I am not the gorl, you are not interested in my thoughts

>>82983791
>i have a few of them. like biting.
Knew it was you, if it's been that long maybe you should start looking for other people. I don't think he's being a very good partner.

>>82983791
biting is relatively tame no? you're right though, it's really nice. still, a few months is a hard blow. just keep going through it and it's gonna hurt less with time, don't isolate yourself or you're gonna get sad about lost time.

>>82983793
well i am now, do you have any good reccs? i haven't had a lot of time to listen to music so my most recent one is PPPP

>>82983762
Thats not even me lol. What makes you think im not a white woman?

>>82980968
my type
>medium fat
>titties
>virgin
>never dated before
>let me beat him
>does whatever i want

>>82983841
Why do you wanna beat me femanon?

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>>82983667
LMAO, I promise I'm not that crazy, but your funny!

>>82983830
If not to mention the objective male to female ration that use this site, its because there is too many faggots and trannies on this board that get off lying about being a woman.

>>82983868
Begone demon, i've fallen for the cries of sirens before, i know your kind

well asa avatarfag said they were 14 so avoiding that

>>82983802
i mentioned the biting just in case lmao.
i dont really wanna.
>I don't think he's being a very good partner
we were never dating. he expressed interest but we never discussed anything

>>82983829
>biting is relatively tame
not really, people can get really freaked out over it. pussies.
>don't isolate yourself or you're gonna get sad about lost time
tbdesu i feel happy being isolated. i hate talking to others 99% of the time. regret is future mes problem

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>>82983663
Believe what you want, at least I'm not in here looking for a woman's type

>>82983893
oh shit. negs of anon boards, i guess i also started lurking at 11.
>>82983894
fair enough, all root of pain is source of attachement anyways, so if you're better alone go for it.
>>82983905
heheehhehe

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>>82983884
LOL, I just like chainsaw man, its my fav manga/anime, but ur wish is my command

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>>82981186
>5'6 - 5'9
would you settle for 6'1 @ 32?
>>82983563
hi

>>82983714
>7.) has to be 30+
>8.) hates women & minorities
>10.) is at least 6 feet tall
can you make exceptions for these please?
i'm really lonely and don't fulfill these for you

>>82981186
omg me nonny, too bad im a dirty neet too, are you interested in dating?

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>>82983936
Hi, Whats up??

>>82983894
>he expressed interest but we never discussed anything
All the same, treating you like that is really unfair. If he comes back I feel like he owes you an apology and an explanation at least.

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Question: Would any femanon be willing to date a single dad? Is it an insanely bad red flag or is that just blackpill rhetoric?

I ask because uh... reasons.

>>82983905
Who said im looking for a womans type? Im here for bants and bants only, homo.

>>82983563
im not nice but i can pretend i am and ill make fun of you for your interests only behind your back, you literally wont even notice it. also i dont watch anime but i can agree with you on all your opinions on anime if you need me to
can we sex now????

>>82983953
you sound like a bitch so no
I still need a man to be an actual man even if he's a hideous decaying golem

>>82984053
Depends on circumstances. I would consider it if their last wife had died or was perhaps a really extreme adulterer but that would be more of a stretch

>>82984005
i already know the "why", he didnt disappear without warning, i was told this would happen and it happened longer than i expected so im freaking out. i even have a general idea of what hes doing rn despite no contact

id like a little apology if he did come back

>>82984080
What if she decided she was pansexual while I was on deployment and more or less told me to go fuck myself when I suggested counseling?

>>82984100
>i was told this would happen and it happened longer than i expected
Longer than I would expect too and I think I have a similar set of issues. Even when I absolutely need to be alone I can still make the effort and let people know I'm alive and how I'm doing. Not to be overly harsh, but I think what he's doing is very selfish. Maybe he can't help it, but I suspect that he can.

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>>82984058
Maybe you would get girls if it wasn't for that bitchy attitude..

>>82984077
I have confidence but I am a kind person
also I don't live with my parents
I'm a man who would love and support you, sucks, I guess you can continue to attach yourself to whatever loser who will cheat and break your heart

>>82984053
Maybe at like 30, why not. Depends if femanon wants kids.
>>82984100
You're even considering getting back to him? A crush shouldn't come in the way of self-respect, but is it an actual valid reason for dissapearing? You still called it ghosting
>>82984108
Well if your partner comes out and you tell them to get counseling you sound like you don't really value their words and think they are delusional, i don't think i would. It's not even like they said they're no longer attracted to men

>>82984053
>Would any femanon be willing to date a single dad?
Fuck no. Go date other single moms.

>>82984165
>Maybe at like 30
Fugg

>your partner comes out
If you're in a committed relationship with someone and they decide they want their sexual orientation to be "I will fuck literally anything" does that not set off alarm bells?

Also I am a fundamentalist Christian, she knew this and claimed to have converted. I don't get along with gays and I definitely don't get along with adulterers. If she had cheated on me before we divorced I would have beaten her to death with a hammer.

>>82984108
Someone saying they are pansexual doesn't sound like a true irreconcilable difference at all I dont think you respected the permanent nature of marriage so I wouldnt date you

>>82984165
>Well if your partner comes out and you tell them to get counseling you sound like you don't really value their words
nta but woman abandons her husband and child, somehow it's still the husbands fault

>>82984142
i have similar issues as well. tbf ive basically up and ghosted most of my friends for months longer than he has me, but i love him so i still wanna talk to him. sometimes i just cant bring myself to message someone even the smallest of things for months. and we do these huge 4 message long walls of text replies so itd probably take a lot of energy. last message it took me 2 hours to respond, itd probably take him hours to write something now cause ive texted him other little shit since

>>82984157
Like what you're doing right now?

I am 6'4, fit, with a 7/10 face, and long hair (that I take care of). Have a 6 figure job. I come off as a wet towel though, really takes me a lot to open up to people and I don't know how to carry a conversation, and a below average dick.
Am I anyone's type? I have pretty much given up on relationships for a variety of reasons but I get looks and I wonder why.

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>>82984095
nevermind then, i think 16 is legal in my country so make a thread when you reach that okay, thanks
also what are you doing on r9k at 14?
what brings you here?
youre going to end up getting groomed and having your nudes leaked if you stay here too long, you wouldn't be the first e girl this happened to

I would like you to provide an answer to the question posed in the comment above yours;

>If you're in a committed relationship with someone and they decide they want their sexual orientation to be "I will fuck literally anything" does that not set off alarm bells?

>>82984222
What makes you do that? I have a friend that ghosts me for years on end and then comes back for a few months at a time. Would it help if the person you're talking to gave you an out? Like, if they asked for a one word answer to "are you ok" or something like that?

>>82984215
>>82984262
Forgot to link because I drink paint

>>82984280
it could be the autism in mine (and potentially my crushs) case.
i dont think thatd help, at least for me tbdesu. it creates a certain air of pressure, like i need to reply, and that makes me wanna be alone longer

>>82984203
>I would have beaten her to death with a hammer.
Then your kid would have one parent dead and the other in prison

>>82984216
Not really the husband's fault, i just wouldn't date someone that would have the violence to threaten someone to death. I can tell the type of person they are by the way they word things, and it's not religion i have issues with. Breaking up was a good decision if your moralities differed so vastly.

>>82984222
I do understand, sometimes i also ghost my best friend and the messages pile up for months. But for a relationship it's clear you need at least semi-constant connection, and since it's not 'official' between the two of you you seem to excuse it, but i still don't think it's healthy. I do know what it's like just to long for them to come back, though. Just don't wait for them to change, live your life and get comfortable with the idea of things not going back to the same as it was before, it should be a pleasant surprise if they return you shouldn't thirst for it relentlessly, it's the best way to deal with busy people you love

>>82984329
Oh, my friend is bpd and I don't think she has any autism. Maybe it's a similar thing though. For me my social needs just hit 0 sometimes and I feel like I can't talk to people, no capacity to hold a conversation. I have to force myself to let people I'm still around when I'm like that which can be hard sometimes.

>>82984335
Fair, but regardless the sentiment stands. I have a zero tolerance for disloyalty within a covenant

>>82982037
I'm pretty much all these except long hair, neat

>>82984203
>I would've beaten her to death with a hammer
You are no Christian. I feel bad for your son.

>>82984337
maybe if we were dating itd be different, idk. i am excusing it because we arent dating, im not his girlfriend so theres no real obligation to me.
besides that he expressed he didnt really feel like talking much a whole month before this began, and yet he still called and messaged me, he probably pushed himself, even tho i told him he didnt have to.
im already prepared for him to not come back, but that doesnt mean i can stop loving or stop hoping for him to come back eventually

>>82980968
i like guys that remind me of my dad, not in looks but his character, values, personality, and beliefs. its a little weird but its not in a bad way, it just reminds me of home and thats just my type of guy i like, so i really love bantering and he has to be able to do that with me, he has to be considerate and attentive, intelligent and conservative, more traditional, him bring in the mass of the money and make the big decisions, dominant traits but silly still and teases a lot, makes me laugh and loves gaming and anime, cares about me alot and is nice to me but kinda a lil sadistic, its cute to me, and is rlly lustful because i also find that fun, is patient and understanding with me, listens to me and what i have to say and not disregard me, knows how to set my head straight when im sad or nervous about stuff,
basically thats all i could think of, sorry its kinda everywhere, was thinking of it as i was typing it

>>82984426
Yeah, i get it. Just know that if you do end up dating, it's okay to break up beacuse you have different needs in a couple, even if you really really love one another and you can tell the other person cares in their own way. Look out for yourself and your happiness, love shouldn't hurt you repetitively if you're on the same page.

>>82984440
Nightmarish start to the post, although it's cute in a way?..

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>>82983714
>>82983774
You flatter me

I scored 8/10

>>82984469
> Nightmarish start to the post
i realized that when i read it over. LOL
but i promise its not weird its just some subconscious thing i noticed about me and guys ive talked to

>>82984423
>You are no Christian
We used to stone people to death for it. Christ stopped a prostitute from being stoned, sure. But even still the practice continued for centuries and is the rightful punishment for cheating.

I would expect the same be done to me were I to cheat.

>>82984440
Great start to the post, ruined by the end

>>82984531
>These are the subhumans reproducing
I weep for mankind

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>>82981186
I meet these criteria, although symphonies aren't the only thing I'm listening to. Just small portion I sometimes reach for.

>>82982037
I think I'd fit most of these criteria. For example I don't know how tall are you, what do you mean by openly showing love and your definitions of couple things. And I guess I would be selective about cuddling because some forms of touch feel weird or are ticklish.

>>82983563
What even are loser interests?

>>82984440
Most of it is too vague because it depends on you and situation.

So where is my future wife?

>>82984550
true femanon, we should reproduce to offset the negative, come here

>>82984550
Enjoy being child free, heathen. One of us actually tries to follow the commandments given to us.

>>82984531
Christcucks are cringe as fuck especially on r9k of all places. Can you people just stick together in your churches and not bother the rest of us

>>82984642
That's why you're here on r9k trying to find a mother to your child. Real classy

i wish i could talk to fembot/fembot-like women. the normal people are all too vapid. im not even ugly, short or balding. im just that much of an autist

>>82984655
I wonder what inspires them to come here. This is not a godly place.

>>82984690
They are not godly people. Simple as. The guy that's here talking about being a single dad, if he's not lying, gives me domestic abuser signals.

>>82984690
they just want some of that stinky fembot poon for themselves i bet

>>82984690
To virtue signal from their high horse? I don't get it either
>>82984716
If I were a Christian and my partner being the same religion as me was that important (and it should be, religious differences is a recipe for disaster) I would not be on fuckin r9k wanting a fembot

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>>82984655
>religion cringe
Don't you have some Reddit board to get back to, faggot?

>classy
This is a place for outcasts and autists. Some people here are genuine. Granted, others (You) happen to be worthless but that's everywhere you go.

I've made a couple friends here and I'm happy to talk to them. Who says I couldn't find somethinf more?

>>82984742
Pretty christian to be on a board full of pornography and degenerates

>>82984742
>t. Christian fundamentalist
Get right with God before it's too late.

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>can sperg about lolc*ws with me
>Blue eyes
>Not too fat
>Not bald
>Clean shaven

>>82984713
>gives me domestic abuser signals.
I bet anyone with a spine does. My ex wife was big on accusing people of that shit, myself included.

Funny thing is that one of us did in fact end up with a busted lip seven times over the course of our relationship. It wasn't her.

>>82984765
are the blue eyes an absolute requirement

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>>82984742
Don't you have church or literally anywhere else to go, like somewhere with your kid? Or hell you yourself would probably fit in a Christian subreddit more than here. You'd have better luck finding a Christian wife on reddit, unironically. Can you really not comprehend why people here of all places wouldn't like your kind
>outcasts
Outcasts do not follow a set of beliefs that millions of others do. You are no outcast. You could post your story about your ex-wife on a Christian subreddit and receive far more support than you would here. Is it Christian to call someone worthless?
>>82984751
Seriously, if this guy's not a larper he's genuinely lost

>>82984262
It would be something to discuss and work through but in a good Christian marriage you won't leave your partner no matter what except in situations of abuse you love them unconditionally same as you wouldnt kick out your child or stop loving and caring for them if they told you they were pansexual you have to work through things.

>>82984765
This poster is very pretty

>>82984751
Christ found himself among thieves, murderers, degenerates, etc...

Being in the Army I was around people like that all the time and I saw some nasty stuff myself. You don't have to avoid being around things that are wrong to be Godly. In fact, if you want to do good Earthly works, it's almost impossible to avoid.

>>82984755
Doing what I can. Progress is slow, but it's there.

>>82984786
>SHE was the one that abused me
Classic

>>82984808
>Being in the Army
Red flag
>if you want to do good Earthly works
Exactly what good Earthly works have you been doing the entire time you have spent in this thread

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>>82983714
This is unsettlingly specific

>>82984203
She was your wife God says to stay with your wife even if she is not a christian as opposed to leave her its clear what God's view on this matter would be Jesus was extreme on the fact a man cannot leave his wife in any circumstances. He also says if your wife agrees to leave you due to irreconcilable differences you must never marry again. He was also completely opposed to mistreating your wife beating her with a hammer is completely unacceptable no one cared more for the rights of married women than Jesus Christ you should repent and either reconsile with your wife (you are married for the rest of your mortal life in the eyes of God) or you must spend the rest of your life alone.

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>>82981584
>>82982797
duolicious unironically. I knew what I wanted so it was decently easy for me to find a guy that for my tastes and I aggressively pursued him LOL. I was only on the app for like 3 days before I decided I wanted him and no one else. we met up in october and it went even better than I could ever expect :) <3
I honestly highly recommended duo if you want a chuddy 4chan partner

>>82984557
I'd say openly showing love as in holding hands in public, hugs ect. You seem nice though, the way you speak is polite, or i'm manipulated by cute anime pic
>>82984849
True but people like this never admit they're in the wrong, don't fall for the ragebait
>>82984850
Chud and chudette.. happily ever after... so beuatuful

>>82984809
>Classic
Because it happens often. Narcissistic and abusive types will often accuse the other party of what they themselves are doing.

>time you have spent in this thread
Here? Not much. Other days I've talked to suicidal people and tried to help them out, or just chatted with the lonely.

Outside of here I give my tithes, volunteer at church, and simply try to do my job well and help others when I can.

>God says to stay with your wife
Yeah. I tried my best, she initiated a divorce. Not much I can do about that one, bud.

>no one cared more for the rights of married women than Jesus Christ
True, and while I was married and the covenant was intact I truly did my best. I fought to the end to preserve the marriage, she left. The only reason I initiated it legally is because I wanted to keep custody of my boy.

And while I understand the argument of staying alone I would very much like to give my son a mother (that isn't a useless freak) and I would like to have more children. Not to mention that yes, I do get lonely sometimes. I don't think God sees an issue with that.

>I WANT A WHITE LOSER CHRISTIAN NERD CHUD WHOSE 5'7
you guys realise your being virtue signaled to by loser whores for cheap attention right

>>82981296
Sorry I'm a stemfag who wants another stemfag. I was stating my type because I was asked.

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>>82984908
>I'd say openly showing love as in holding hands in public, hugs ect
Fair enough.
>the way you speak is polite
I'm just sperg. I see no logical reason to be shitty to someone who wasn't shitty to me. You could call it naivety on my part that I'd rather ask for clarifications instead of pretending I know everything to not lose face when normies expect you to know unspoken rules and get all the social cues. If someone takes it as opportunity to shit on me and build their ego and status in a group at my expense then I see no reason why I wouldn't retaliate. Be nice and I'll be nice yo you, shit on me and I'll shit back on you. It's that simple.
>or i'm manipulated by cute anime pic
That's definitely it.

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>>82983972
>Hi, Whats up??
my laundry i just hung up

>>82982037
>bigger than me either horizontally or vertically (or both)
>masculine looking, preferrably hairy/has beard
>long hair is bonus, dark hair is bonus
>doesn't raise his voice (stolen, but true)
>gives me gifts (heartfelt like crafts is bonus) and openly shows his love with me
>isn't filled with moid violence and misogyny
You're a feminist that wants to ride chad's cock and make children with him just so you can divorce him later on and take full custody of his children, and force him to pay you a huge chunk of his money through alimony. You're not dating chads because you love them, you're only dating them because you want to take their resources for yourself before dumping him.

>>82982037
im all of this... my hair is very long but i like being clean shaven

>>82984924
Have you read Mathew 5 or other verses similar in nature your wife was not unfaithful to you and the verse is probably referring to the time you where engaged as being valid for fulfilling that exemption clause. You have no grounds to remarry after a divorce in the eyes of God.

>True, and while I was married and the covenant was intact I truly did my best

You are still married in the eyes of God. You cannot use the law to remove a covenant you made directly with him also threatening to beat your wife is most definitely not the same as loving and caring for her unconditionally its not a sin to accept your wife despite her making the wrong choices like identifying with her sin my calling herself "pansexual" your response was wrong and did not show you commited to living with her as one flesh for the rest of your life since she agreed you can separate but you can never remarry another. I hope you can one day see how massively you have messed up.

>>82984850
Does Duo have many quality guys? It doesn't seem like there are many girls on there and the few girls who are on Duo seem pretty low quality

>>82982265
>I fit all of these but if you saw me irl you'd be disgusted I'm like 67% sure of it
That's because you're a simp, not a chad. If you had two brain cells to rub together, you'd be smart enough to save your resources for a real woman who hates the feminazi regime, and isn't a chad chaser.

>>82984792
Sorry I like how shiny thatey are

>>82985174
All dating apps are 99% low quality men, 1% low quality women

>>82983709
>but my standards look ridiculously high and im gonna get hate for it
Because you're a feminist who chases chads. *drops mic*

>>82985257
>1% low quality women
delusional

>>82985174
I am there and I'm low quality.
I get no reolies though.

>>82985283
Are you a guy or a girl though because I'm essentially asking about the quality male to female ratio?

>>82985257
Lots of men flexing muscles with their shirts off mostly

>>82985156
>your wife was not unfaithful to you
She may not have physically been in bed with someone else, but coming out as "polyamorous" and demanding a divorce is definitely a breach of faith.

>not the same as loving and caring for her unconditionally
While the covenant was intact, I did. However shortly after she racked up two substantiated cases of neglectful abuse from CPS and as such I truly hope she dies. I don't take any threat to my child's livelihood lightly.

>For if one should harm one of these little ones, it would be better that he have a milestone tied around his neck and to be thrown into the sea

And again, I did not initiate the divorce. She did. I fought to try and make things work, but unfortunately it takes two to tango and you can't force someone to care

>>82985274
No I mean 1% of the users are women

>>82985374
I'm a guy.
I only joined because I can have a profile without posting pics of myself.

>>82985395
>From pansexual to polyamorous
>Shortly after suddenly becomes abusive
This story is really fishy.

>>82985395
Pansexual is not the same as polyamorous. Even if things break down between you in your marriage that is not the same as the convenant not being intact to the point where you can be with another.

>>82985420
Yeah like why originally say it was due to polyamorous then suddenly she's abusing the children wouldn't that be the number one thing youd mention

>>82985447
I mean pansexual he changed that too to be worse lol

would fembots find a guy who looks like a peter steele except hes 6'1 not 6'8 and is not jacked like he is

>>82984924
This nigga doesn't even know how to properly reply to posts

>>82985518
All he knows how to do is be evil. He's using Christianity as a way to hide it. He's also a bad liar

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>>82985174
i got a fair amount of intros that i ignored because i wasn't interested, i mostly only replied to the guys who had any STEM interest in their profile and i talked to them and had pretty decent conversations. i am telling you i have a serious scientist fetish LOL
me and my bf didn't have a terribly high compatibility score (his words, i don't care about compatibility scores so i didnt even look at it because all i cared about was his bio, never looked at his answers either and since we both deleted our accounts i'll never know what his answers were haha).
i had a line in my bio asking guys to discuss/complain about their jobs with me since my friends are either neets or have a nepo creative job so i don't have anyone with a 9-5 job to talk to about my work and feel like i'm on an even level with them. i think that was a pretty good prompt to have and i got good convos with it but when he messaged me and we talked for a whole day and then he asked for my offsite contact info i was like omggggg i will pursue this man to the ends of the earth he will be MINE

>>82985518
Yeah just one of these abusive men who thinks christianity says you can be a controlling loser

>>82985420
>>82985435
>pansexual to polyamorous
I'm gonna be completely honest; I don't know the difference. I know they both equate to "I will have sex with anything"

>>82985559
You can think whatever you want about me. I know who I am, and I know I'm right with God.

>>82985766
>feigning ignorance
>making up a false narrative about your ex abusing your child
You are evil. You will get what's coming to you by the way

>>82985739
That's a lot of so called Christians nowadays, especially recent converts

>>82985766
They are in no way the same one means
"I am attracted to women aswell (+trans identified)"
The other means
"I actively want to be with other people and commit adultery"

If you cared about the relationship with your wife wouldnt you care to learn the difference it just sounds like you weren't listening to her and giving your whole self to her as her united equal especially when you made that comment about abusing her you can think you are right with God and have it just be ignorance+ego not reality .

>>82985817
This is always the problem with hearing one side of the story. It's not like his ex wife is here to be able to give her perspective. Either way, I am most concerned for the child.

>>82984233
Bumping this question thanks

>>82985783
>false narrative
I literally have documentation from the DCS in my state.

Think what you want. I know what happened and I have an actual paper trail.

And no I don't follow the latest and greatest in LGBT horseshit

>>82985959
Anyone can make up anything about someone to the authorities. You're full of shit and I bet you're the unfit parent

>>82984233
>I don't know how to carry a conversation
I would not want to deal with this. Also you sound like an NPC.

>>82985464
bumping but also some info about myself. i like to listen to music a lot, any music really, i dont really watch tv or anime but im willing to watch just about anything with people, going to college as a STEMlord (physics), i like going outside to parks and stuff to see the plants and animals, i like to play vidya a bunch, particularly space themed games, i also like to read things, particularly scifi. am currently a wagie but am interested in getting internships for future career options

>>82986023
i also like to stargaze. it really sucks tho cuz i live in a place with a lot of light pollution :(

>>82986048
Bro you are BORING leave it

>>82986048
ooh yeah ive also been thinking of picking up the guitar since ive always wanted to be able to play the solo in the way it ends by prototype

>>82984233
>below average dick
What are the dimensions

>>82986069
4x4

>>82985979
Thanks for replying. I'm not an NPC. I just have a lot of barriers up.
>>82986069
5x5

>>82986078
You sound like my ex.
Even though he was a high-achieving guy like you, he still used me and I really loved him. I will never trust a dicklet ever again. Fuck you, I hope you die alone.

>>82986085
I'm 5x5, that's not me. And I don't use people.

>>82986109
No that guys not me he's just larping like he made my origional posts. Im 4x4 dont know why hes trying to hype up my dick...

>>82986109
Oh well. Fuck you still. You sound non-human. There's more to a human than height and looks or how much money you make. This is why no one likes you. You are shallow and empty.

>>82986140
Just wondering about the impression I leave on femanons because of recent experiences I had, like I said I'm not really looking for anything deeper.
This is what you would get if you met me. I could get deeper into my personality and how I would act in a relationship but I wouldn't really be able to share that with anyone I just met either.
Thanks for replying anyways, you did give good feedback.

>>82985968
>Anyone can make up anything
You realize they investigate the living space, yeah? Like they physically go into the house and investigate before they make a determination.

Besides that I didn't make the call. It was done while I was deployed because someone else saw the way she was living with my son

>>82986206
>In the thread still arguing
Holy shit go look after your child you freak

>>82986228
Man I am literally sitting here watching Scooby Doo with him. I pop into this between episodes

>>82986174
You sound irritating

>>82986328
You don't sound very pleasant yourself.

>>82986399
>Thinking multiple different anons are the same person
Stupid retard.

>>82986411
I based that only on the last reply. Based on this post only I still wouldn't want to have anything to do with you.

>>82986414
>I still wouldn't want to have anything to do with you
Oh fuck off. No one wants you so you think rejecting me will make you feel better. I never indicated interest. You are soulless trash and your dick is small.

>>82986419
The feeling is still mutual

>>82986431
You are no one's type and no one will miss you when you die.

>>82986443
What was that you said about rejecting to make myself feel better?

>>82986062
alright then negative nancy

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>shares the same hobbies as me
>wipes his ass
>collects manga (non negotiable since I do and its a lifelong collection)
>preferably middle eastern or brown or white
>doesnt smell bad
>taller than me 5 foot 7
>wanted 3 kids
>actually likes me
>is fine with me being clingy or anxiously attached

Pretty long but heres a list of what we would do

We would spend pretty much every waking moment together, we watch anime together, we come home from work and just chill, nothing demanding literally my dream

>>82986489
>preferably middle eastern or brown or white
Weird
>shares the same hobbies as me
What are your hobbies

>>82986489
>We would spend pretty much every waking moment together, we watch anime together, we come home from work and just chill, nothing demanding literally my dream
same, sounds like a dream life

>>82986489
not really an anime watcher by myself but im always willing to watch whatever, never collected manga either but i suppose if you show me the world of manga i suppose i could do such, but i would still be supportive of you collecting them either way because thats a cool thing to do

>>82980968
I just want a moid who:
>will genuinely love me
>is intelligent but not arrogant
>wont physically harm me
>is kind or at least tries to be kind
>isn't outrageously unattractive (optional)
>not overweight (mandatory)
>takes care of himself
>would take care of me during hard times (I would do the same for him)
>mental illness is fine if they can manage it
>wants to have children or at least consider to in the future
>has a job or some form of stable income
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.
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Also I'm a guy and you faggots all fall for the foid larps every time

>>82986569
Wait are you gay? Gayfag you want that? I am that.

>>82986489
>wipes his ass
I fit everything else but I refuse to do this

>>82980968
This sounds retarded, and it is, but I unironically like incels. I like dorky guys who have no idea how to talk to women, I like the guys who fumble their words and get flustered and say the wrong thing and can't take their eyes off me etc. I don't know if it's just a fetish or something but, I usually go after guys pretty below my league. Maybe they're chubby or just a bit ugly or too awkward to really be around women, that's my type.

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>CONQUEST
holy sweet mother of god............... ! !! !!
i want
>HIM

>>82986844
Your fetish is unruly men who do what they want, when they want

>>82986860
admittedly yes but that's IRRELEVANT !!!! ! !!

>>82986860
This is literally 99% of foids even if they wont admit it

>>82980968
I really like thin muscly guys, no facial hair too

being nerdy is a HUGE bonus, I love guys who've read manga, especially Bleach, Naruto, Demon slayer, etc

I'm single right now because I'm in no state of mind for a boyfriend, too depressed to be a good girlfriend

>>82986881
>admittedly yes
I got two of 'em now! And it's not irrelevant it's very relevant.

>>82986903
>guys who read manga
>all entryslop
sad
Why are you depressed?

>>82986905
i must be more discreet with my choice of husbandos!! the information you can gleam is too powerful!!!

>>82986931
Weird question but do you ever post without your tripcode?

>>82986913
they're just examples

are you SERIOUSLY bashing on some manga because they're common starting points?

I'm depressed because recently both my dad died and dog died, separate events, stayed sad for too long and became depressed

>>82986958
i do >:P
nobody will ever know........

>>82986975
You're probably not them but I talked to someone here a while back who also liked that guy, I don't think it was you though very different manner of speaking. Or writing rather.

>>82986975
>Thinks we can't tell

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>>82986986
nah i don't think i've spoken about liking conquest before on here :p
>>82986990
nobody's called me out before!! i don't type like this either!! >:]

>>82987010
>nah
Didn't think so. But now I'm going to try to find your anon posts, I won't succeed but I'll still try.

>doesn't care about appearing cringe, will do stupid and goofy shit. Commits to his bits.
>Has his own friends
>Has a passion/hobbies
>Calm
>Modest in word, confident in action
>Optimistic
>Career doesn't need to be amazing, but have some direction or aspirations there

>why are you single
First year doctor. All my relationships during med school failed since I don't have time. :(

>>82987379
Your an actual legitimate doctor? Why are you posting here instead of doing blow and sexually harassing male nurses?

>>82987410
>doing blow
I wish. Most people here abuse opiates/benzos so they're either cheery or numb.

>sexually harassing male nurses
Nurses are superheroes but the ratio of men:women is about 1:6 so I don't have much of a chance with the cute ones. Male nurses are sluts too, which is fair.

>>82987436
Why do you want a guy with a career instead of a sex sl- I mean a househusband?

>>82987444
kek. I want someone who doesn't focus their entire attention/life on me. I want them to do something they're passionate about so we both get alone time. Luckily my job means they won't need to earn much.

>>82987462
Could just get an autistic guy. They're easy to care for, set them up with some model trains in the basement they'll mostly leave you alone except when you want them. No need to worry about them leaving or cheating on you either.

I like skinny men, or slightly muscular but still slim men. I like long hair, especially if it's black and straight, but I'm not picky as long as it looks nice and is actually taken care of. I like feminine men, but actually feminine and not those guys with shitty eyeliner and nail polish to signal their gender nonconformity. Actually feminine as in they're doing it to look pretty the way most women do. And not those cringy amazon stocking femboys either, I want a guy with a unique sense of fashion that actually looks good, especially if they're goth/emo. I love Asians, especially Japanese, but I'm not picky about race. Also good posture and no double-chin/hunchback/etc. I love guys with big, cute eyes.
As for personality: Someone who's smart but not condescending about it. He has to be an atheist because I'm not putting up with any delusional bullshit. Has empathy. His interests overlap with my interests but we can still recommend new books/anime/authors/brands to each other.
I'm single because every guy who has been into me has been fat as hell and I can't stand fat. Plus I'm way too shy so I've never been able to talk to any guys I'm into for long enough to get close to them.

>>82987550
youve basically described the man i want to become.

>i like person who is good performative!
why is literally everyone like this?

>>82987585
Awesome, how old are you and what are you doing to achieve this?

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>Someone who loves me more than anyone and whom I love more than anyone
>Clingy
>Makes me feel less dread about existing
>Clever in some way, (preferably)
>Doesn't see the point in unnecessary work or wage slaving (preferably)
>Has a creative and fun profession or hobby,
woodcarving, etc (preferably)
>Doesn't speak more than one or two languages (preferably, I need to mog him)
>Doesn't have focus problems as bad as mine hopefully (you don't want to know how long I spent typing this)
>Listens to me and wants to actively be around me
>Has mental and psychological issues
>Was bullied (preferably)
Physically:
>We're both attracted to each other which would be really hard to accomplish
>Cute-ish facial archetype instead of the more manly ones
>Height around mine (preferably)
>East Asian or caucasian (preferably)
>Low body fat
I'm single for many reasons one of them being extreme avoidance and emotional detachment, aside from being physically unattractive

>>82987654
im 23 and i already nailed the atheist (or agnostic if that counts), have the long hair (even though its dark brown and is not entirely straight, but its practically perfect as i only ever need to wash and comb it, every woman i have known has shown envy over my hair), ive always been wanting to try using makeup and such (my sisters influence has taken root) along with using skin products, always been smart (at least thats what people around me told me, and to a degree, its true. my math teachers said that i was one of their brightest students), and even though im not really all that skinny right now i have been over a period of time losing a lot of weight, for example i had a triple chin once and now i only have the single chin (260lb -> 180, at 6'1, hoping to get to like 150ish). as for empathy, i have been deep in the abyss of insanity myself, and through tons of introspection i have come to the realization that most people just want to be understood and have a voice in the flow of life. as for interests i havent really had many except vidya, music (ive always wanted to pick up the guitar, but never really had a drive until recently), and going to parks, mostly because those were the things the cruel world could not beat out of me, but i do read stuff sometimes. i dont really watch tv/movies/anime but im willing to watch basically anything
the only things i really struggle with are socializing (der tism) and my sense of fashion (never really had an eye for it, all my clothes are generic tshirts and basketball shorts and sweatpants)

>>82987724
>physically unattractive
How so?

>>82987728
oh yeah forgot to add im also part asian (only 1/4 tho, rest is NW european) so theres your asian preference. btw im american

>>82986832
>I usually go after guys pretty below my league
This is usually a sign of someone very emotionally abusive. You need to feel like your partner has no chance with other women to feel secure. This gives you the power position in a relationship and you gradually become more and more abusive, knowing he's become dependent on you and has no other options

>>82981152
>I want a guy that perfectly bends to my every whim as he doesnt have an identity of his own

>>82981320
>terminally online
>but if he looks like he is then ew
>I need to cherry pick things.. eugh..
>somehow this makes me different from a whore

get better genestheb worry about being impregnated

>>82982234
>I want chad with different skin color who has no personality of his own and only depends on me to have a personality

lolll, narcissism goes brrr

>>82987724
>I have shit attention span

I hope someone kicks you in the belly during pregnancy

Reading through this thread
>he needs to be a loser but he shouldn't really be a loser, he just needs to larp as one to make it like convincing but ill obviously be disgusted if he is anything other than the edgy e boy or chad archetype who happens to be a little quirky, let me glamorize your situation but we are in the same boat together!

some of these bitches didnt get groomed enough to be "traumatized"

>>82987738
I probably rate somewhere between a 3 and 4 on the PSL scale
>>82987724
Forgot to add, I want him to not mind moving away as far as possible from society if we can afford to
>>82987814
I hope someone kicks me everyday

>>82987839
they're also men imitating how they think women behave or literal overweight weeb fujoshi so what do you expect?

>>82980968
Every single woman here would drop all the preferences for a chad btw

Met my husband on this shithole, /r9k/ specifically, in 2020. I didn't have many standards, besides not drinking/smoking, not being a normalfag, and having a good heart.

>>82987980
how fat/not a woman are you and how nonfunctional is his penis?

>>82987797
I am 6' with an iq of 120. I aint got bad genes m8. Also I said I was flexible dipshit

>>82988729
>iq of 120
>6 feet
good larp

>>82987805
>Chad of different skin color
What? I'm darker skinned myself..
>No personality of his own
What makes you say this?

>>82989510
>completely misses the point

>>82989521
That's why I'm asking you to explain?

>>82980968
looks like spurdo in the catalog thumbnail

>>82983165
>selfish vegan guys
very based and blessed tastes actually. normally i get salty and jealous of the chads here, but i think guys like this deserve girls admiration (even if they're normie chads)

>>82987724
I think I fit most of these. I will say I'm pretty chubby but I'm working on that