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NNN edition.
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Lost 20 minutes in. There's always next year.
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day 1 complete x
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>>82981745
You're allowed 1 free loss
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We dem NNN boyz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
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Why are these threads so active?
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>>82981770
How many bokkles you had so far?
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>>82981770
Don't think I've ever made it the full month before. I'm pathetic.
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HHL's tiny penis
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>>82981793
no proof its tiny
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>>82981789
Managed about 20 days a few years ago. I'm pretty sure I have an enlarged prostate, so I was having issues pissing after a while.
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>>82981797
There is literally a picture of it in the lorechives
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whats the point of circlejerking in a general?
do you niggas congregate in the poverty and this is your day to day enjoyment?
completely stagnant in life in a fucking bongland shit hole of all places?
get off your asses and get out of that shit hole holy fucking hell
you guys are literally retards

much love

t. not bong
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What's the point working when you're not ever going to get laid? As if I want to work with some brown immigrants for minimum wage to "progress" my life. Fuck that. Bennies + disabilitybuxx all the way.
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>>82981812
Its too cold to go out
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>>82981812
speak for urself
i love it here
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>>82981775

On me 6th now. Kinda slowed down this last hour due to shitposting on /britfeel/ and /pol/. Might just start necking now.
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>>82981812
what have you got against a few lads chatting in a confined thread
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Slipping in her swan.
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everyone's in the other thread, lads:

>>82977541
>>82977541
>>82977541
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>>82981825
Kek. You're gonna miss the fireworks tomorrow. Your mum will be livid.
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R and W will be enjoying the fireworks together.
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>>82981836
how is this man still alive
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>>82981732
Shit I didn't even know it was November already. Not wanked in a week either. Fuckk
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>>82981841
Nice bit of shagging later?
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>>82981861
Oh definitely. Strictly anal too. That's how R likes it.
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Imagine going to Denny in Falkirk.
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They keep trying to make that thread a thing
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>>82981836

Not a chance. I'm doing an all nighter and even if I'm slightly wungover I'll still go. This is my era x
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Jokes on him, it's no nut november so I'm the real winner
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>>82981870
Imagine going to Istanbul in Turkey by walking out of your house
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>>82981869
Rather do vaginal me.
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>>82981888
I bet R has a really tight, velvety tuppence.
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istanbul is alright and turkish women are beautiful
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>>82981871
Sad sack bumped his dead special op image thread all day too Grim
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>>82981886
Denny is closer.
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>>82981888
Anal is better. If you know, you know
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>>82981893
I'd give up everything for that.
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>>82981872
>I'm doing an all nighter

I wish you luck de lid
You'll need it
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>>82981812
and move where exactly? entire western hemisphere is fucked. And dont suggest some meme shit like le south east asia, im not fucking a bug woman and im not living in the tropics
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Did R delete her YouTube channel?
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>>82981929
Isle of Man looks alright.
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>>82981926
good god those two dont walk around in public like that do they? oh my god thats bad.
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>>82981926
mad to think mak is only 20. that what alcohol does to you i suppose.
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>>82981937
yeah but are there jobs, are there even properties to buy/ rent? tiny as fuck, probably full.
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>>82981932
Yes, she wants to see my rapid mental decline.
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>>82981944
Why what's wrong with them de lad?
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>>82981932
Yes, Ruthmong bullied her off the internet. Nasty bloke he is.
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Would she wear skin tight clothes like this in Turkey around her Muslim family? I don't think so.
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaw x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWapKv7RhvU
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>>82981926
imagine walking around with muscular topless black men on your t-shirt unironically
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>>82981968
theyre not all muslim mate
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>>82981964
No it wasn't me. She's got some mental issues herself. She doesn't want the simps knowing the type of lass she is now...an alcoholic party girl.
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>>82981958
its the the chains for me, if the one on the left didn't have the chain it'd be acceptable but the right is just terrible, big tacky temu t shirt and big wigger chain.
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>>82981968
innie, am finking
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>>82981968
Corr can see her lips
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>>82981981
She doesn't want to be but most of her family is.
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>>82981968
Do you think her family know she is a successful ASMRtist?
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90s playlist for de lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PekVe2nZ2xU
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>>82981968
Look at the slutty pic on her board. She's a right slag in real life I reckon.
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I take over Ireland later this month. Tell the people of Dublin I'm fucking coming x

It's gonna be lit x
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Why won't Ruthmong prove he isn't Turkish
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>>82981968
Phwoar love this lass me
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>>82982013
gonna fuck a baddie there?
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>>82981968
Which one of your many thots is this one?
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>>82982013
Is your carer going too?
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My great-grandparents were Irish travellers. I return home x
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>>82982039
Should have known you had traveller heritage
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>>82982051
Like he cares what some queer thinks lol
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if Chika's moving here, i'm moving here.

nothing weird about that, is there? doesn't mean anything.
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>>82982019
He is ashamed of being Turkish for some reason
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>>82982050

Nah I was born and bred in England but I also respect my Irish traveller heritage. Fuck the lot x
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>>82982069
Which side of your family are Irish?
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>>82981991
Maybe when she's standing up but bending over it's probably a little bit like a kebab.

>>82981997
Bet they are lush. Probably not so much now with the weight gain.

>>82982007
I wouldn't call her successful. She's pretty bad at growing her channel.

>>82982030
It the Turkey bint living in our country.
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>>82982039
I would have assumed you have irish roots because Sean is the Irish spelling
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>>82982079
>our country
Your country is Turkey.
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girls like confidence
don't go to the gym like a societal cuck
eat healthily if you WANT TO, eat WHATEVER you want to
quit showering and embrace your natural musk
buzz your hair every week? stop. grow as much as you still can (it's a secondary sex characteristic)
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>>82982079
She always looks so shiny. It that a Turk thing?
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>>82982022
Nah she is mid as fuck lad.
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Winkes, am thinking lafs
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>>82982072

My dad's side. His Mam (my lovely Nana)'s dad (my great-grandad) was a bare-knuckle fighter gypsy. He also served on the frontlines for this country in WW1 and died early from the effects of mustard gas.
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>>82982101
She eats a lot of fast food and other greasy foods. I expect she can't turn down a nice kebab.
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Nothing like a bit of anal gape to warm the cockles.
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>>82982098
>girls like confidence
This is how SSM managed to attract Helen. He may be an ugly bastard but he has confidence (despite telling us he doesn't)
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>>82982115
corrr what will you get?

wouldn't mind a curry me, clear out the insides a bit. running low on that senna.
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>>82982090
It's not lad. I'm actually pissed off seeing so many Turkish people in England. Immigration is a terrible thing. British people should be first in line for everything in their own country but it doesn't work that way.
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>>82982127
Fucking hell. I thought Broadbridge was the only pikey in /britfeel/
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England and Ireland are both going to hell and it pisses me off.
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>>82982149
So this isn't you >>82982065 ?
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For me its sugar smoked chicken with half rice half chips and a tub of gravy.
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>>82981952
In fact just seen they have a mosque there and a growing BAME population, fuck the Isle of Man.
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going for a poo now
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>>82982161
Afraid not lad. A mong asked a Turkish person to make a post like that.
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>>82982158
What can we do to fix things?
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I fucking hate fireworks. Just non-stop loud unexpected explosion sounds happening all day and night, it's not even the 5th yet. Cunts.
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I'm pretty sure her dad is tolerant of her Western ways but her extended family would be ashamed of the girl she is now. She betrayed her country.
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>Awesome Games Done Queer host is a lesbian
a proper woman one, born female. that's actually surprising.
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>>82982178

Unironically elect National Socialist governments that will put the people first.
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Gaped Japanese anus with a litre of cum inside it.
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>>82982185
It's what commoners do to have a bit of fun in their sad little lives. They have nothing better to do. They never leave their towns. They like creating drama with neighbours too probably.
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>>82982127
>my lovely Nana
RIP
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oh wait her girlfriend is male.
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>>82981929
A few years ago I'd say somewhere in Eastern Europe but they're all getting wogged now as well. Even 'based' Orban in Hungary has let loads of Pakis and Bangladeshis in recently. There's nowhere to flee to.
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fireworks scare my catberg. not rite
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Scoffing down the leftover sweets. Feel sick honestly
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>>82982203
That's Helper's ex-girlfriend Nana Soggybottom.
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Wonder how many lads here will be in prison in the coming years.
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me, voting for NIP. want an independent North.
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>>82982226
No one here leaves their smelly boxrooms to commit crimes.
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>>82982226
Where do you think Crossy is now?
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>>82982244
You can still do that from the boxroom.

>>82982246
What did he do?
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It's actually hard to go to prison. You can go to police custody a lot, though like me and just be rude to every one there knowing you are innocent.
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>>82982203

She was the one who actualy named me Sean. My parents were gonna name me Kyle until the day I was born but my Nana convinced my parents to name me Sean.
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>>82982246
he's just been out to church. he's taking a bit of a sabbatical from /britfeel/.

(hope he doesn't mind me saying.)
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I've given pigs driving past the finger on night walks and they just continue driving by. They really can't do shit. I'm not fucking scared of them at this point in life. That's what makes men like me unpredictable.
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Feel like I'm losing my mind. Probably linked to the disease that attacks parts of the brain. Or is it? What if I'm just bonkers? I could be bonkers, I feel like I am, at times.
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tu7ZjmdSYc
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>>82982271
Ever get a good look at her saggy udders?
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I love wasting police time and there's nothing they can do about it. Haha. That's what they get for trying to arrest me for wasting police time during a mental health crisis. Now I waste their time several times a year and make sure they all come out packs.
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>>82982243
King Helper I of Bernicia
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>>82982289
https://voca.ro/18T69Dk0kzx6
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Choonage x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRccyFteP9E
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Dogberg is not having a good time tonight with fireworks. He's better than previous years but he's still an anxious little lid. Got him up on the sofa between me and the wife. We watching American beauty, figuring out our suburban ennui and how it applies to us. Used to identify with Thora birch but think now I'm more of a Kevin spacey kind of guy, but without the little boy fixation.
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HelperLad did you ever consider suing them for libel?
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>>82982318
That's ruthmong. The police in Turkey are brutal. He has had trouble with them for years.
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>>82982379
He can't really sue MI5 can he?
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>tfw not in a cult or involved in a grand conspiracy

That means I'm likely a useless eater. In other words, I'm gonna lean towards the most extreme politics because why not? Why wouldn't I want the elites to lose? It's either them or me. I choose me x
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>>82982359
Give him a head pat from us, and tell him he's a good lad.
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>>82982382
https://voca.ro/1mrDKXphnLw6
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Freemasons think they have immense influence. They probably do on a local level to be fair. But I highly doubt the billionaires who run the world are freemasons. They are so much worse.
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>>82982271
It's a good job she intervened- spastic Kyle doesn't quite have the same ring to it
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>>82982401
Done and done lad, he appreciated it.
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>>82982379

Who cares about Hope not Hate. They are a far-left organization. The majority of British people do not support them.
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>>82982318
That sounds like a type of fella that would shit himself at any police confrontation. Bet you'd willingly get in the police car despite not being arrested too.
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>>82982271
Your nan died thinking youre an useless dosser
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only 8pm and im thinking of going to bed.
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The pigs tried to get me done in for criminal damage against police cars too. Fuckers.
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I'm not a member of some lame secret society.

Oh no. I'm a part of something much bigger than that.
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>>82982425
He's cute af (no homo).
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based drunk Vocaroo lad picking internet fights.
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>>82982428
it not about caring. it about sending a message.

(also you could get legal aid, clear your name, and a few grand out of this.)
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Auditing McDonalds on Halloween night. Wonder what kind of life this auditor has.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5-RZ9lN67Q
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>>82982273
oh nice piccy there
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I'm the lad who saw an escort on Tuesday and was posting here after. Need to get some advice lads. My brain is racing around constantly and this post may be a bit jumbled up but I am very worried right now.

I saw the escort in the middle of me trying to detox from porn. The escort was very beautiful and kissed me very nicely and we had a nice talk and she sent me a nice message after, but I couldn't get hard. I am now at 14 days without porn (perhaps my record), 8 days without fapping. But my libido has crashed now.

I feel like I have no appetite, still. I feel irritable and on edge. I have not been able to get a full erection for several days now, at least when awake, although I think I got an erection in my sleep last night. I watched a film earlier that had hot women in it, and my dick only got slightly hard.

Am I experiencing porn withdrawal symptoms? If so, how can I get over this and how can I boost my libido?

Or is it the other way around? Am I feeling awful because I couldn't get hard?

I am trying to turn my entire sexual life around at 29. I am thinking about telling my dad some of this so I can at least talk in person because this is gnawing away at me big time.
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>>82982445
Are you drinking out of the bottles or are you pouring 6 bottles into a pint glass?
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>>82982475
thanks wor lid
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>>82982477
trying to quit porn but goes to see an escort
what on earth were you thinking?
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>>82982449
He's a bit homo, sometimes gets involved in a bit of humping of the same sex but I don't judge him for it. You can't shag him though, won't allow it.
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>>82982359
She was underage in that film so they're some lusciois tits.
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>>82982504
I don't want to shag him.
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>>82982425
that's one handsome dog.

>>82982477
see a therapist or something anon. you were a mess, you had sex, you're still a mess.
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>>82982477
>8 day no fapping

It can take 6 MONTHS to reset your brain
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>>82982493
I'm sorry but I'm extremely worried right now. I just need some reassurance.

>>82982502
I want to have real sex, not watch porn. That's why I went.

>>82982524
>you had sex
I didn't.
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>>82982477
Lad just chill out, it's an addiction like any other and you're so still so new to it. It takes around 90 days to break a habit so just keep it up (no pun intended), don't worry about it, wouldn't talk to your dad about it if I were you. Do you go to the gym? If not I'd recommend it, it really helps to work off the testosterone in a healthy way. Just focus on living positively, keep busy, do things you need to do and stay away from bad habits. You're still at the start of early withdrawal so eyes on the prize lad, I'm rooting for you. It'll get better I promise.
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>>82982526
Should I try masturbating without watching porn, just using my imagination?
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>>82982478
Always cracks me up when I see sean with his cum ogre
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>>82982519
The girl in Walkabout was younger and fully nude. Crazy to think Hollywood can just do that because it's "artistic expression".
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>>82982478
That fat bitch would snap his neck like a twig.
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>>82982554
>the girl in walkabout
That's Jenny Agutter, lid. She was fucking fit in her day. Cracking film too. She's also the older sister in The Railway Children and the love interest in Logan's Run... not to mention Andy's foster mum in Child's Play 2.
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>>82982537
Thank you.
>It takes around 90 days to break a habit so just keep it up (no pun intended),
Should I completely abstain from porn and masturbation, or just porn?
>Do you go to the gym? If not I'd recommend it, it really helps to work off the testosterone in a healthy way
I lift weights at home, got a dumbbell rack.
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>>82982529
sex with an escort isn't real
did you at least try to find an actual girl on a dating app or something first?
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>>82982574
Yes very nice looking girl. I'm sure they loved casting her during her prime. I wouldn't know too much about her later roles.
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>>82982545
Nuke everything: delete folders, clear history, install software if you need
Cold turkey: noporn + nofap, go 90 days at least. You will flatline: depression, ED, you will feel like shit after few weeks. Reward yourself with steak meal
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>>82982477
Your libido and dopamine will crash if you do nofap long enough. Don't worry about it, it's normal. Go to nofap forums, there will be lots of guys discussing it and you'll get better responses.
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>>82982577
I use Bumble. I am actually trying to get a date with a girl but she was busy this week.

I made the booking with the escort a week ago.
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I'd give up porn if I could get a girlfriend. Nofap will do nothing for me.
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>>82982596
you're trying to go on a date with a bumble girl, and then you went to see a hooker instead? what are you saying mate?
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>>82982610
I made the booking with the escort saturday 25th
I saw her on Tuesday 28th
I only matched with the girl on Bumble on Monday 27th
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>>82982602
Works the other way around lad. You have to give it up first before you get a gf.
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On me 8th wokkle now x
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Certain people need to pipe down x
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>>82982615
no more hookers please lad try to speak to actual women
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>>82982576
Yes lad you should definitely abstain from porn, you clearly have an issue with it. I don't think jerking off is necessarily the evil that the nofap people say it is, but stick to your imagination and not only will the orgasm be better you'll also feel better about it. But that being said I've never been a wank addict, more of a drugs and booze addict and the key is just staying away from it as much as possible. Healthy habits, maybe go for a run or something when you start to get overwhelmed with anxiety and bad feelings, cardio is better than weights for escaping the bad thoughts.
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might have a wank later... might not
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>>82982662
Go to bed Sean you drunk
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>>82982642
>>82982662
You drink too much sir.
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>>82982669
I've had sex with a few dozen different women, lad, reckon I know how they work just fine thanks
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i serve as an example of how NOT to be.

mate A is working two jobs and doing a part-time course atm. she said she's worried she'll have a breakdown and become a hermit like me.
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>>82982477
LAAAAARP
Whores don't kiss you. This si the same fucking spam,
>ooh it was just liek in the movies the whore kissed me then i fucked her silly.
FUCK OFF
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>>82982663
>hurr durr escorts don't count
unironically part of the problem inflating the worth of roasties. They're just a hole.
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>>82982669
I'm married lad, you can see bits of her here >>82982425

I try to help the lids as much as I can, I wasn't far off from being a mildly autistic shutin but I pivoted and now I'm doing ok, most people can sort their shit out with a bit of effort but complacency is the enemy.
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I'm better than footmong x

Pay your rent for your boxroom ya melt lmao x
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>>82982592
I looked on a NoFap site and yeah it seems this is coming around my time.

So right now I'm at 14 days no porn, 8 days NoFap. I'm pretty sure I also only masturbated that once in the past two weeks. So that would be about right in the middle of the flatline, and I do also feel restless a bit.

OK, I'm not panicking so much now. I'm going to try taking some more supplements and maybe a cold shower or two.

>>82982665
>Healthy habits, maybe go for a run or something when you start to get overwhelmed with anxiety and bad feelings, cardio is better than weights for escaping the bad thoughts.
Yeah I do find running can make me horny.

Any other ideas for how to kick start my libido?
Basically my goal is to get to the point where I'm so horny that I can just have sex with the same escort
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>>82982750
Sean you still a Nazi?
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>>82982766
>right now I'm at 14 days no porn, 8 days NoFap.

you're going through withdrawals
or
you're frustrated, have a wank mate
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>>82982750
You're a 40 year old drug addict alcoholic who wears nappies, can't get erections and begs the state the keep him in a care home.
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Footmong's mummy says pay rent, footmong says how much x

How it should be x

About time she kicked out the fucking freak x
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>>82982766
You might just be horny for porn., but how can you tell the difference, when your brain has only ever associated arousal with watching it. You need to go 90 days first.
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>>82982793
if we take him at his word, he's a privileged middle-class lad humblebragging about things he ought to be ashamed of.

they live in a different world, mate.
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>>82982806

Bet he doesn't even pay any rent. The fucking parasite sucking his poor mother dry.
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>>82982766
I would say you're actually looking to beat the anxiety rather than be too horny. I've been incredibly horny before with a naked girl in my bed but have been too inside my own head to get it up. Patience is often key which is difficult when you've paid for a certain amount of time with an escort. A big part of it just being able to chill out, this is probably not the best idea but if that's your goal you could try phenibut. There's a website called Bethesda pharma where you can buy it just using a card, it's sort of semi legal. It makes you horny and reduces your inhibitions like alcohol but without the messiness. It's addictive so don't ever use it more than twice a week lest you fall foul of serious withdrawals, but if that's your main problem I expect it'll help.
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I just want a woman to spit in my mouth, piss on me, tie me up and then force herself on me. Is it too much to ask?
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>>82982854
Yeah lad probably is, I've also been curious about being pissed on but never been confident enough to bring it up with a girl. I know there are some that are into it but if they're not you can't take the knowledge back.
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>>82982750
We're all a set of plonkers, desu.
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bit miffed I didn't wank yesterday and now I'll feel guilty if I do due to nnn, already one week in ffs
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>>82982766
Please use a tripcode so i can ignore you
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>>82982910
he's a good poster. his posts are coming from the heart.
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Mental elf x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnlJw9H0xAM
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>>82981732
Honestly dude beyond just general boredom I've never had an issue with doing NNN. Despite jorking my shit 2-3 times a day for years on end outside of november, I don't really feel any withdrawal effects beyond being harder morning woods.
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>>82982929
Seethies are out of control these days, ruining a nice night out for all the good Apus
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Garn full-scale on Monday against Everton x
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Been thinking about Milo's astro lanes again.
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Slam dunkin' your way through Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours on LOSER FM 8008.5 FM
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>>82982954
>full-scale

Sean go to bed you drunk
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ASMR girls want me to stay a virgin loser because they profit off it. It evil x
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Kate Middleton wants to take away my wenefits. Not right!
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>>82983008
>go to bed

You mental? It's 9pm x
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>>82983020

I actually think Kate Middleton wants to keep me on benefits for life. She wants me to be the ultimate loser trapped in an endless cycle of shame and humiliation. She's a cruel Goddess x
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There's been a happening, mass stabbing on a train in Huntington
https://news.sky.com/story/train-stabbing-latest-two-arrested-after-multiple-people-stabbed-13462248
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>>82983059
"Fortune favours the brave"
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>>82983068
This is what happens when they send over terrorists disguised as refugees. Britain is fucked.
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>>82983059
Corrrr was on tenterhooks for that last chook over whether she'd make it. Thanks for sharing, excellent webbum lid. Here's a snap of my dogberg at his happiest in response
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>>82983013
>>82983037
thought u were giving up on all that mate what happened?
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>>82983068
How many females victims? Men bad!
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On me 10nth wokkle now x

Garn grind some Fortnite now x

>>82983068

Yeah don't say I didn't warn ya. Chaos is coming x
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HAPPENING in Cambridgeshire.
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>>82981732
Im actually going to go for it. Ive been avstaining from fapping lately anyway as a test of will, ive still been having sex a couple tines a week though so stepping it up to no nutting at all will be a challenge. Been thinking of getting a chastity thing. I dint want a tiny one that will hurt my dick, i just want a normal one that will keep me from touching. Any anons have experience with those?
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>Emergency services have been called after "multiple people" were stabbed on a train.


Emergency services have been called after "multiple people" were stabbed on a train.
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Might be riots tonight kinnel x

https://x.com/JackHadders/status/1984731146568290782
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Don't feel very well desu, there's VTO but I don't want it because I'm on overtime tonight
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>>82983146
No, we need to ban stabbing people.
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kinell, im scared to go on trains now, might hide in the toilet next time
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Brown person stabbed multiple white people on a train. Knew this shit would eventually happen in England. Sadly not surprised by it.
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>>82983114
Would recommend them as pets, the eggs are so much better than any you can buy and they're fun to watch. If you hold them up and wobble them about a bit they've got some mechanism where they keep their head still despite their body moving. They'll eat all your kitchen scraps too.
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>>82983158
das not cool anon.
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At end of day if you voted Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem then don't act outraged. You're to blame x
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>>82983175
NEVER VOTED
and never will x
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That dispersal order really worked out, didn't it?
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Can't even log in on Fortnite.

Total collapse tonight x
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>>82983124
he did NNN in 2023. actually made to the 3rd of December.
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>>82983162
Part and parcel de lad x
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>>82983175
Oh chut up you fucking melt.
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R's dad voted Labour.
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>>82983185
Hahaha you've already sprung into cope mode. Sad little gimp.
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they were white mate
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might go for a walk in a bit. need to post a letter.
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>>82983214
State of you lol
>MAXNS
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>>82983185
It most likely will be some refugee or a "British-born" brown who feels excluded from society. Bunch of white slags all enjoying halloween parties with their white boyfriends probably pushed him over the edge. Porn lied to him.
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>>82983203
He even hosted a hustings with Rachael Maskell MP in his pub. I reckon he'll vote Lib Dem next time because of tax though.
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Diversity is our strength x

Vote Labour x
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>>82983189
>Can't even log in on Fortnite.

Could be a hidden meaning? bed time
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Nu day innit

X
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>Cambridgeshire Police are also at the scene and two people have been arrested.

Two browns. All planned.
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>>82983226
Shut it pal. You're not worth talking to and you're not convincing because you use the naughty words. Nobody cares what you believe about anything. NPC clown.
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All the twitter gammons love to make it instantly about race and "them immigrants", watch it be a white bloke kek
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>>82983254
>>82983268
Lmfao pipe down
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>>82983175
>banner is for 'Islamic Xperience'

silly picture, this.
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>>82983185
If they were White the info would be released immediately
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>>82983246
shat myself there, thought you meant it was midnight all of a sudden.
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Muslims are snuffing are people out on the reg and normies freak out because I drunkenly post the Volkshalle scene. Lmao.

Guess what. Imma post it again later x
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>>82983281
It's kind of like when your dad was exposed as a paedo, everybody knew it already but the hard drive is what nailed him
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>>82983236
Wow, he really must enjoy being politically engaged. Anything to reduce that VAT and get alcoholism back up. Fuck the NHS scraping by.
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>>82983237
The scared white british people need to rise up against this evil. We used to take over countries for fucks sake.
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Keep freaking out about me positng Hitler speeches at 3am while an Afghan jihadi stabs your uncle to death on the train. Fucking mugs.
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>>82983227
Stay safe out there, there are wronguns about
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i'm moving to thailand anyways
it's way safer and nicer over there
bye bye x
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Will be interesting to see them deleted posts when desuarchive updates. Weird little freak sprang to action when a major news story breaks trying to slide it with aggressive shilling. Not very organic.
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>>82983322
Where's the proof it was a Muslim? This is racist propaganda.
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Helper's dad is Pat Mustard. Spreads all his milk across Ireland.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/82981732/deleted/deleted/ STATE of this
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>>82983227
Bit unsafe that now we are overrun with browns from violent countries.
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banned lad was such a seether.

hope he's calming down now, damn.
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why did he delete all his posts then?
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What posts were deleted? Something to do with the stabbing?
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>>82983376
BN's Saturday night melty
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>>82983384
Probably got banned for the post about HHL, making threats.
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All these smartphones and no one is livestreaming it. Why?
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>>82983408

Kek he threatened to stab me. Good riddance x
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I am big billy the biggest wet willy
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fucking hell oxycodone is expensive.

going to steer clear, stick to what i can afford.
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Personal threats are against the rules x
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helper owning the trolls
it lush x
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>>82983423
He will be punching holes in the wall lmfao
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>>82983399
Nothing to do with me lad. I have nothing against either HHL or romany people
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oh aye just saw that, he's been angry all thread, not good at all that lads
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>>82983413
You threaten people all the time big lad. I'm convinced you're a jannie because you never get banned for your racist rants either.
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>>82983423
You should have met him for a duel. Girls love a scar.
Also, snitches get stitches, so he's probably coming for you.
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>>82983437

Fucking freak was asking people for me address. Hopefully the jannies hit him with a permaban. Probably just got a month though.
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>>82983452
jannies are forbidden from being tripfrens, i believe.
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>>82983452
He gets banned all the time
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>>82983452
>I'm convinced you're a jannie because you never get banned for your racist rants either.
HHL gets banned. The one that gets me is Chika. Avatarfagging like 20 pics a thread and never banned.
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>>82983418
Real good though lad, got 5 30mg oxys for 15 quid a few years back on an intro offer and enjoyed them way too much. Glad they're too pricey as could definitely see myself getting hooked otherwise.

I am watching rocky horror picture show now, nice gay Saturday night film for me and the wife and the dog. Susan sarandon was a right fitty back then, damnit Janet.
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Got that Boat People Criterion for 13 quid due to 5 quid voucher. Got a few more Criterions on the way now.
>menace 2 society (1993)
>make way for tomorrow (1937)
>boat people (1983)
>my brilliant career (1979)
>beau travail (1999)
Got discounts on all of them. Got nearly 80 Criterions now (15 are Godzilla and 25 are Zatoichi).

When I get me bucks I need to get Zebraman and Pinocchio 964 before they go OOP.
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>>82983355
It was a far right thug who did it. The full force of the law will be applied.
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HHL won again
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The most amazing trick HHL ever pulled was convincing the world he's a white man
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THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND

FUCK GLOBALISM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGrES89AKz4
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we got a BBC live report page going now
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm2zvjx1z14t

it will separate the fact from the fiction
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>>82983523
Kate Middleton fuming x
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>>82983533
Ethnically, he shares more in common with an earthworm.
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>two men were arrested

why is their gender important?
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Ought to shave, don't i
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>>82983492
Yes. Gigachad.jpg.
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Drank way too much again and now my liver hurts
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>>82983562
Only their skin colour is important. Why aren't they immediately releasing this information?
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Binley Mega Chippy
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>>82983549
That's why his long, earthworm-like neck pulses when it rains
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Two lovely Welsh men, wouldn't hurt a fly
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I don't care about North Korea
I don't care about Iran
I don't care about Venezuela
I don't care about Russia
I don't care about China

I'm not a middle-class American. I'm more concerned about a Muslim jihadi from Afghanistan or Syria stabbing up my family.

We are in a low-scale civil conflict. Fuck your optics and geopoltiics. North Korea doesn't post any threat to me.
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I couldn't give a flying fuck about North Korea mate x
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Couldn't give a fuck about China and the South China Sea.

Fuck your geopolitics x
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have you guys ever considered that you are just a bunch of britbongs? Has that ever crossed your mind at any point? That maybe this is what you are?
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Can't even catch the LNER anymore without fear of being stabbed. Why aren't armed police on our trains?
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>>82983683
Ah fuck man you've nailed me there, can't argue with it all. You got a loicense for that devastating insight?
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To be fair to HHL if he didnt have racism and the internet he would actually have to admit his life is awful and it his fault lmao. X
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>>82983672
China is nice mate
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>>82983700
He wouldn't lad. He wouldn't admit that under any circumstances
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>>82983700
Pipe down footmong
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Wrong side won WW2.

I said what I said x
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>>82983068
>https://news.sky.com/story/train-stabbing-latest-two-arrested-after-multiple-people-stabbed-13462248


so this is now just a regular occurrence is it? fucking ridiculous its literally most days now
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>>82983734
You look like an earthworm with aspirations
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BBC News keeps alternating between the same Prince Andrew story and non-Prince-Andrew stories.

go get a reporter on the scene of the stabbing you berks. we can all read the police's statement on Twitter.
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>>82983734
my ex army mate says everyone in his reg thought that we were on the wrong side.
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The image of a long-necked, worm-like man sponging off a care home is something only the /britfeel/ writers could have developed
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>>82983672
Another one just the other day. I'd genuinely fear to go out alone these days if I were a female.
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>>82983753
We were the entire other side lad, there wouldn't have even been a war if we had just kept our noses out of it
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Finished that Ozark. They only went and got away with it didn't they? Consider my expectations subverted. Corrr.
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>>82983753
Was he in the army during WW2?
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Imagine being stuck on a train with two of them going around stabbing people. Always know your emergency plans lads. Pull that alarm asap, wait for the emergency stop to kick in and then find the emergency door release. I carry Deep Heat with me as some kind of legal pepper spray should such an event happen. It may not work but it's better than nothing.
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>>82983666
Boy in red going to grow up into a gangster in and out of prison. 50k a year for a prisoner. Just got the haircut and look hasn't he?
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>>82983771
childhood is thinking the Nazis were wrong
teenagehood is thinking the Nazis were right
adulthood is realising the rightest of them all was Neville Chamberlain all along
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>>82983777
If you don't finish Upstairs, Downstairs by New Years I'm cutting your wollocks off.
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>>82983753

My uncle who served in Northern Ireland says the same. Britain was fooled into fighting Nazi Germany. We were led estray by American/Jewish/Soviet globalists. Now we have third world savages ruling our streets.

Israel slaughters Gaza and we pay for it while our own nations become brown hellholes.
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thing is if HHL actually turned off his laptop and looked round he would realise how alone and full of hatred he is. SAD!
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>>82983826
>my uncle who served in Northern Ireland
hope he's rotting in the ground lid
brits out
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>>82983799
ive got eyes in the back of my head nowadays, this shit is way too common
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>>82983826
you are such a typical racist mong sean I struggle to believe it isnt a larp
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>>82983825
I'll see. Maybe I will start watching it again idk. Look I'm a busy guy alright
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American Jews don't give a shit if your family are snuffed out by an illegal Muslim migrant. They live in a nice capitalist bubble. Know your enemy AND your allies.

Hungarians know the score x
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>My uncle who served in Northern Ireland
god bless are heroes xxxx
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>>82983826
Real men fought for the IRA. Your uncle is a cuck
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A man like that often lives in deep resentment and fear. He may feel powerless in his own life and look for someone else to blame. Drinking dulls his shame and anger while hate gives him a false sense of strength. He might see himself as a victim of the world and believe others have stolen what he deserves. The obsession with nazis or immigrants can be a way to find identity and belonging in something extreme since he feels invisible and lost. Living on benefits can feed his bitterness because he knows he is not achieving what he once hoped for. In truth he is driven by loneliness regret and fear of change more than anything else.
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>>82983840
I try to walk as much as I can rather than use any public transport. Even when I walk I'm looking back every few minutes. I cross the road if a foreign looking person is coming my direction, then cross back over when he is out of sight. It's just not safe...even as a strong male.
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BBC newsreader sounds like she's falling asleep.
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>>82983883
doesn't really matter how tall or strong you are, you could be eddie hall but if someone gets you right in the neck then wtf can you do? nothing
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Sean likely feels empty and directionless. He has no sense of pride or purpose so he clings to hate as a way to feel powerful. He blames immigrants because it is easier than facing his own failures. Racist ideas give him a story where he is the victim and others are the cause of his misery. He sees progress and change as threats because they remind him of his own lack of growth. Deep down he probably envies people who work hard and build real lives. His hate is a mask for shame and fear.
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>>82983880
Extremely accurate except HHL never hoped for anything. Like Ruthmong, Christian Weston Chandler, etc, many autistic men sort of wake up later in life and realise there's something missing that they should have been striving towards the whole time, but they just didn't think of it.
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Lmao what a legend x

Fuck the lot x
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we are all narcissists to some extent.

i don't want power or many luxuries, just to be womfy. but you make me UN-womfy and i DESERVE things NOTHING is my fault reeee
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White slags hate them Nazis but at the end of the night get spiked and raped by Muslim migrants.

Oh well x
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they jealous of us again
>>82983871
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Yes it does. When a person like Sean feels empty and powerless he searches for something to fill the void. The internet offers endless distraction and a sense of belonging even if it is toxic. Racist groups and conspiracy spaces give him simple answers and someone to blame. They make him feel seen and part of something larger. The more time he spends online the more those ideas shape his reality. Hatred becomes a substitute for purpose and community. In truth it is a trap that deepens his isolation and keeps him from ever changing.
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Couple of low strength poof brasseries and Helper turns into a mentalist.
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>>82982923
Thanks lad x
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If Sean actually had a very long goose neck it would probably make him feel self conscious and awkward. People might stare or mock him which could feed his feelings of rejection and isolation. He might withdraw further from others and spend even more time alone or online. Over time that embarrassment could harden into bitterness and resentment. Instead of accepting himself he might project his pain outward through anger or hate. So even a physical difference like that could deepen the same emotional wounds that already drive his behavior.
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Sky News doing a a better job. live footage. proper interviews. eyewitness accounts, newsreader who's actually had her coffee (or a cheeky line).

won't be paying my licence fee i reckon.
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Sean likely does this because it gives him a false sense of control and connection in a life that feels small and wasted. Alone in his room he can create an identity where he feels important and right even though the real world ignores him. Posting hate online gives him attention from others who feel the same emptiness. It is easier to rage at the world than to face the pain of loneliness failure and regret. He spends his time online because it numbs that pain and gives him the illusion of purpose. Deep down though he is stuck in fear and shame afraid to step outside and start living for real.
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>>82983974
You have to wait until the top of the hour for BBC. They've merged all their news output into one channel now I think to cut costs.
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Ere man heil fucking hitler x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc&t=1s
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eyewitness on Sky news just said it's a black male.
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Eyewitness just said the suspect is a black male in a black hoodie.
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>>82983984
funny thing is you would have been gassed straight away as a useless eater you fucking mong
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It's got to be some terror-related incident if there were two.
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>>82984006

Who gives a shit ya mong you say repeat this all the time.

Heil Hitler x
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>>82983984
Seen the film "It Happened Here" lad?
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Fuck it might go town me xxx
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no nazi ever stabbed me on a train
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>>82982854
>>82982875
pissing and/or being pissed on are far better left in your head than something you should act out
been there
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>>82984021
you truly deserve having your thick head curbstomped
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>>82984039
This how you act after a week at your amazing b2b sales job?
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>black male

so boatie or 2nd generation troubled youth? what we thinking
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>>82984023
DVDlad here, I have the restored Blu-ray and the book. Director of it is actually a silent film historian as well.
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racist virgin almost 40 thinks he is hard posting nazi images all night. another week in benefit britain lmao x
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Sean would likely cry if he ever truly felt the weight of what he lost. Not just years but chances love and purpose. If he ever stopped numbing himself with hate and distractions and saw how alone he really is it would hit him hard. The moment he realizes no one is coming to save him and that his life could have been different might break him.
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>>82984070
This actually did happen. Remember his "I should have fucked off politics and gone to college and focused on girls" post?
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Apparently 10+ people were stabbed.
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>>82984049
https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1984752540932538735

pure speculation but he sounds like a young'un. 12+ people injured, big machete. that's not a random scrap where someone had a knife. that's someone who took a weapon on a train intentionally innit.
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Have you seen what it's like out there?

Nobody is civil anymores x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
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>>82984082
only because some obsessive took a screenshot and constantly reposted it.

HHL says shite like that every other day lol
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>>82984099
Sean might cry if he ever faced a mirror and really saw himself not the version he pretends to be online but the man who never chased his dreams never built anything never loved anyone. The silence of his room might feel louder than ever as he realizes how much of life passed him by. He would think about the friends he never made the family he never built the laughter and warmth he never allowed himself to feel. He might cry remembering that once long ago he wanted more but somewhere along the way he gave up. Seeing others living full lives could sting because it would remind him that he chose to stay still while the world moved on.
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I hope no british roses got stabbed on the train.
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>>82984114
Doubt there were much lassies with their prolapse on show.
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Nothing cosier than asmr in bed as it rains outside coooor x
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>>82984070
bongo wanted him to be a glasses collector in one of his moderately popular discos but he turned it down
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Imagine being such a boring cunt that you lapse onto some random news story and make it the highlight of your evening. Fucking pathetic, don't think the family of any of the victims would appreciate you making it about you, you pathetic mong. This country would be better without you, fuck the fuck off.
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>>82984091
He got on at Peterborough. There's a big Muslim population there.
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>>82984161
>random
not really random when its breaking news, quite a serious event. Dont think the families would appreciate you brushing it off like that really would they? might need some introspective thinking you.
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>>82984161
what an odd thing to get worked up about.
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>>82981732
FUCK, I already lost at about 3:40 PM. Totally forgot. But hey, how about this?
>No Noise November
As in, everyone shut the fuck up for a month?
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So this thread is now just people insulting eachother using chatGPT is it? Corrr. Terrible.

Anyway that Battlefield 6 BR is pretty fun desu.
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>>82984188
>>No Noise November
>As in, everyone shut the fuck up for a month?

oh boy you're in for a shock on the 5th.
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I said what I said x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaa_5m3cmSc
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>>82984223
had sex yet sean?
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>>82984206
What...what's happening on the 5th? I'm not in the UK, but I like Jammie Dodgers and wine gums. Is Red Dwarf coming back?
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I'm taking traffic into account x
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>>82984122
Don't worry lad. Some gentleman will be tucking their guts back in and performing CPR.
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>>82984245
Have you not heard? They're replacing big ben. A smaller bell, means the bongs are going to be replaced with bings. The whole country is having a melty.
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imagine hiding in the train bathroom smushed up against some cute scared girl

>dad, how'd you meet mum?
>well it was during a terrorist attack performed by radical islamists, and neither one of us wanted to get stabbed haha
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>>82984312
Say what you will about those islamic extremists, but if it wasn't for them, I'd have never met yer mother.
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The Juden is under them floorboards x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coS2CdNd7Io
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Might start to use my dick to swipe my phone.
https://freemindtronic.com/printlistener-technology-fingerprints/
Oh my god! That man has penis fingers.
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HELPERLAD

YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY
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>>82984307
That IS an outrage. What the shit?! It's BIG BEN, not Medium-Sized Benny.
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Fuck Shosanna x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83FKo_Xj-Ks
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Woahhh it's totally happening guis XD
the overton window is shifting woaahhhh XD
*news cycle moves on as it always does*
lmfao.
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>>82984245
>Is Red Dwarf coming back?
they JUST did that long special about the cats.

it was fine. but tbqh it went downhill when the writing duo first split up. let it die.
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NNN is so childish
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Decided am not garn town tonight. Got too political for that now. I stay in me own lane x
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>>82984368
Alright John, you sucked on Duncan's willard tonight or are you both doing NNN?
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>>82984368
what's got you in a tiff?
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Tory scum like Kemi Badenoch want me to kill myself. Never. I'll outlive her and all capitalist scum x
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>>82984412
Look here look listen
I do like me Scrumps and me Evelyns
No shame in that is there?
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>>82984363
It's the MET office man, they are out of control. They force us to change our clocks twice a year, they've just tried to mess with the seasons and make them uniform by changing the dates the start, now they are claiming that big ben is causing a vibration interference with new meteorological instruments. They are quite sensitive, and susceptible to interference.
It's insanity.
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Fuck David Cameron
Fuck Theresa May
Fuck Rishi Sunak
Fuck Kemi Badenoch

All you do is worship money.

Money money money.

Fuck off and die x
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Kemi Badenoch loves them landlords.

Fuck her and fuck paki landlords x
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>>82984135
Bongo also wanted him to serve as a lookout for the bouncers. When the smoke machine is on, Sean could see above the cloud with his long neck
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>>82984433
>Tory scum like Kemi Badenoch want me to kill myself.

If that was true, even members of your own family would start voting tory.
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Let your Willy shoot its cummies in mummy anonn wow good boy!!!!
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Paki and Indian/Sikh landlords taking the piss out of the white working-class. It's humilitating and degrading. Labour wet dream. Browns in financial control of whites x

Perverse x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnqpgiSJLPE

kinda dismal tbqh.
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>>82984481
I was molested by mum when I was a kid and I wank about it constantly
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Tories just as bad.

They want paki/indian landlords to rule over the white working-classes.
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>>82984490
welper's kingdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTpai7gefMs
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Fed up of the government and MET office, desu.
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My tongue up R's arse
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Sean's brother Bongo's favourite album is "My Spanish Heart" by jazz fusion legend Chick Corea. And to be fair, it's a great album. It's baroque, flamboyant, even a bit kitsch. A bit like Bongo himself.
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*raises your rent*

And these greedy bastards will blame the Labour government for the renters rights billl.

Fuck the rich and fuck Guru Gobind Singh x
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god someone turn off the HHL spam robot like a broken record. blokes a fucking melt and needs putting down
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>>82984551
He's had a few French beers lad, he can't help it
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>BONG BONG BONG
>oh no i can't do my job properl--I MEAN, IT'S THE VIBRATIONS AFFECTING OUR INSTRUMENTS
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Sikhs are just as bad as Muslims. They are playing the long game. Buying up as much property as possible. White working-class English are the biggest losers in society.

It's a capitalist free for all.
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Oh aye.

I'm glad we beat them evil Nazis in WW2 x
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>>82984572
>White working-class English are the biggest losers in society.

Agreed. Worst people in society
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>>82984543
>*raises your rent*

don't say yes, lad.
https://england.shelter.org.uk/housing_advice/private_renting/rent_increases
>Your rent will only go up if you agree to it.

they'll do sneaky shit like send you a text to 'let you know', and you replying 'yea ok' counts as 'agreement'

the trick is to awkwardmaxx. they threaten eviction, you threaten tribunal. months will fly by, and they're not getting their increased rent (in fact, it's costing them).
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Necking these wokkles then ordering that webab wrap.

Fuck the lot of ya x
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>>82984617
>replying 'yea ok' counts as 'agreement'

Well...that does usually count as agreement
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do you get multiple tries at your mugshot, like those passport photo booths?
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Fuck money obsesseed cunts
Fuck Islam
Fuck the tories
Fuck landlords
Fuck Hope not Hate
Fuck Middle-class cunts
Fuck farmers
Fuck home owners

Cheers x
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Rich cunts get the rope first x
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>>82984633
i want a full, formal letter that i have to read and sign.

text messages and 'natural language' should NOT count.
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>>82984640
You could throw up some gang signs, then when they get you to retake it, you can try a different look.
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Foodington digesting phwoar
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I hate how rich Americans treat the world like a playground.

Let the fucking nukes fly x
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>don't share photos of the crime, that would be horrible for the victims in the images

PINAC bros, do you agree?
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>>82984683
You planning on shittingshireing it out in a bit?
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>>82984646
Unfathomably based posting tonight de lad.

Fuck the lot x
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>>82984689
I love treating the world like a playground
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>>82984695
>PINAC bros, do you agree?
I don't drink wine, sorry.
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You just know Klaus Schwab is going to live to 100. It's always the most evil fuckers who do.
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You'll find that under the 12th amendment of the United States it's my god damn right, my god given right.
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it's for the best i'm sticking to pills atm. out of picrel. so it's for the best.
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>>82984640
No and I've asked them to retake it as a joke before and they did not appreciate it.
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>>82984726
>It's always the most evil fuckers who do.

always knew something was off about that Attenborough fella.
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Necking them weers now.

The rich have won.

Animals suffer.
Innocent humans suffer.

It's over x
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Chika they have sniffer dogs on the train to look for any further evidence.
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>>82984784
went through your entire Twitter history earlier.
good job standing up for those dogs, lad. horrid what people do.
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Garn smash the rest of these wokkles then crash out. No wrugs tonight x
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>>82984785
What you tagging me in this for. I'm not interested in the news. In my own little world on account of my utter powerlessness aren't I?
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>>82984798

Mate the Tories and the people who are winning are sick and evil. That's why poverty and animal abuse is rising. The bad guys are winning.

Labour are weak and still letting the Tories win.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1lpJck_BlQ

Good doomkino this X
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Was sat laughing on the toilet before at welper saying "fuck guru gobind sing" kek.
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Evil cunts are winning whether you like it or not and you use your energy to challenge me. Even though I stand for what is right

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyrnlj5632o

>Reports of animal cruelty rose by a third across England and Wales last summer, according to figures shared exclusively with the BBC.

>The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) received 34,401 cruelty reports between June and August 2024, up from 25,887 in the same period the year before.
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Dear santa klaus for christmACK

NO U VILL EAT ZE BUG FOR CHRISTMAS
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I've noticed low-class English chavs and upper-middle class cunts both mistreat animals.

It's all about class. Royal Family are behind it all. If they fall everything will be alright.
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Just a word to the new people.
Uk govt nudge squads, that is, official psyop and citizen monitoring teams delete their posts when they lose an argument.
This is to prevent the failure of their logic to be seen by others and limit archiving.
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King Charles is not better than any working-class Englishman. In fact, he's inferior. Arrest me for treason.

I said what I said x
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>>82984810
what's going on in your own little world?
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It just seems like such a shit way to spend an evening. Getting drunk alone and ranting on here, getting drunker and drunker and angrier and angrier.
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Git gud, GCHQ, ya bunch of pooftahs.
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Being pro-Muslim is good for business due to Saudi and UAE money flowing in.

I say fuck the lot x

Rather be poor than sellout to rich Arabs.

Fuck the royal family too. Rich cunts,
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>>82984875
Kate middleaston
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>>82984852
Dunno, the nudgeoids are probably busy at the moment. Ghoulish fucks are probably speaking to friends and family of The Affected :tm: as we speak to Ease Concerns and Correct The Record int it? Corrr.

>>82984858
At the moment? Dealing with a coup. My own cells are in open revolt against me. (I mean chronic perpetual illness). Oh well oh well. We all hypothyroid in this life x.
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I'm just an autisitic working-class spacker.

I pose no threat to the establishment.

Watch them still freak out though.
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>>82984852
thanks for the heads-up lad. when i lose an argument, i stomp around my flat and binge eat chocolate. think that's the normal, not-specially-trained response x
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>>82984880

Aye the Royal Family love their rich Muslim friends. It's all about money and optics x
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Saudi Arabia just invested in UK.

It lush.

MONEY MONEY MONEY
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>>82984882
>hypothyroid

sounds horrid this.
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Bloodeh come in ere, tryin to nudge people. It's not on I tell ya.
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>>82984913
I suspect it anyway. I think most people are. We are all terribly unwell.
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>>82984916
Corrr could name a few accounts and a few names who fit this description couldn't I?
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watching some Tales from the Dark Side
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still no news about the number of deaths on the stabington express...
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Kinnel feel like gettting wags in now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
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>look up my usual plug's facebook page
>see based/nationalistic posts

Kinnel well that's made feel better bout how much money I've gave him over this last year x
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jfc only got two zolpidems left
tempted to dip into mate ?'s codeine again but those are for her
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fuck it, stirring three coffee cubes into my hot chocolate.
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Imma order that webab wrap soons xx

Am wisseddd nows xxx
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>>82981815
There is not a functional difference between money given to you and money you work for in terms of financial success. I think you get capped on the amount of wealth you can have on bennies, isn't there?
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>>82984875
It's your own fault you're poor. Look at your brother Bongo. He's not poor. He grafts. He's a grafter. A legend.
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Don'ytt ever backchat me agains x

nothignnds but a bunch of afascists xxx
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Tbh I miss working in warehousey type places in a way. Met more interesting people. I haven't fancied a girl since that actually. The hell happened to me. I think I lost my soul a bit.
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>>82985093
take piccy lad
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WHo stood up for me x
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I bet you're not even drinking Dolphin semen
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>>82985122
thought you were gay?
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>>82985135
Is there truly even such a thing? I don't know.
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All my life I stood up to bullies and nobody stand up for me x
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>>82985147
Might try that next time someone accuses me of something. Not deny it, but deny the existence of the concept.
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Just realized it NNN day 2 x
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>>82985158
Lmfao. It's a good un int it? Can't pin me down x.
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>>82985132
dolphins are sexually voracious. wouldn't be surprised if that's considered an aphrodisiac.

remember finding this forum dedicated to dolphin shaggers. whole community of lads who've stuck their willies inside dolphins' mammary slits.
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Making it past the first day is actually a pretty big deal xxx
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just reject the LABEL of hypothyroidism, it's that easy.
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>>82985166
>You kissed a bloke
>"Kiss" is a label applied after the event. Two people lean in, muscles move, air shifts. I don't see why that meaning should be imposed retroactively
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Ordered that webab wrap

It's over xxx
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>>82985193
Dew u rike squeaky toyz?
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>>82985229
Honestly dangerously based. Apply this to all physical acts historically and I'm off the hook of any homoallegations. Get in there....
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Onto:

Day 15 of No Porn
Day 9 of No Fap
Day 5 post-Escort

I can do this. I must cure my libido and have sex.
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incel lad, take the dolphinpill.
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Let's get carried away man x
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American Jews can fuck off

Allahu Akbar
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new threadingtons xxx

Fuck Newcastle x

>>82985343
>>82985343
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