Hooray /transniggers/ general is back. Joy.

suck my feminine penis. trans rights are human rights.

>>82989667
I can see her nipples through her swimsuit. That's hot as fuck.

Why is that lolcow foid so stupid?

i hope everyone is having a productive no nut november and keeping their chi balanced

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QUESTIONS

1:
What's your favorite costume you've ever worn?
2:
What's your favorite costume you've ever seen IRL?
3:
How are you rationing all the candy you have left over because Halloween is dead and nobody came trick-or-treating at your door?

Bonus:
On what calendar date is it acceptable to start playing Christmas music?

>>82989895
>q1
does cosplay/non halloween stuff count? i really loved my saya cosplay. id say that's my favourite. plus my crush had it as his phone wallpaper...
>q2
im not sure, ive seen a lotta good ones. i saw someone cosplay a psycho from borderlands at a con and it was so good and detailed, id probably say thats my favourite?
>q3
i didnt buy candy to hand out since its not popular in my country much, plus it was expensive, i paid off afterpays instead.
>bonus
december 1st. no earlier

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how was your halloween, foids?

>>82989947
i drank alone in my room but couldnt get drunk. drank the entire 3/4ths just to feel nothing. very disappointed

>>82989980
what did you drink? are you an alcoholic?

>>82989984
i drank nemiroff
im not an alcoholic, i only drink on special occasions, which is like when i get depressed once every month or 2 or a holiday

>>82990004
Yeah, holidays are rough, drinking 3/4ths of nemiroff and not getting drunk is crazy work though

This is a public service announcement. No Nut November ONLY applies to cranking your hog. This does NOT apply to breeding your foid. In fact, the counsel advises all Aryan Soldiers (Chads) to use their foids extra during this month of Hatha Yoga. In an effort to preserve their Vril during this time. If for whatever reason your emotional support foid (Hole) is not receptive to your copious amounts of raw, breeding sex. Then rape, and potentially beatings are advised. Not only for the spiritual development of all moids by embodying the divine masculine urge to take what you fucking want, but as a corrective measure to help "re-educate" your respective emotional support foid.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the super secret counsel of r9k chads.

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>>82990092
a nut is a nut dumbass

wonder if schadenfoid got a good halloween plowing

>>82990159
Spiritually, and scientifically untrue. This is self-evident given where we are. If jerking off was the same as having sex with someone you love then there'd be no incels, and their related culture to begin with. The chemicals that flood one's brain/body when having sex with someone they care about is different in volume, and composition than cranking your hog to porn, or one's imagination. It even states in the semen retention mystic traditions of Hatha Yoga that sex with a loved one does not prevent the attainment of higher/refined conciousness as well. So, no. A nut is not just a nut.

Another night, another binge. The worst one in my life.

A large pizza. 5 tacos. Three Big Macs and 40 McNuggets. Made two liters of pudding and chugged it all in ten minutes after the food. I was really hoping to vomit at the end but it somehow stayed down, and now I'm lying on my bed scared my stomach might rupture.

I'm either going to die from a rupture at some point or my heart giving out.

>>82990347
Hi foid.... how? did you eat it in actually one go?

>>82990347
Have you ever considered the concept of self-control?

>>82990347
>A large pizza. 5 tacos. Three Big Macs and 40 McNuggets. Made two liters of pudding and chugged it all in ten minutes after the food.
Okay Chad FUCK YOU

>>82990347
If you door dashed that that's like $100.

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I hope you spent this Halloween not on frivolous expenditures, but embracing your spiritual journey to Self-Actualization.

>>82990347
Good for you. Sometimes the same thing that makes us laugh, makes us cry. At that moment you had a need and you had to attend to it.

>>82989947
Ate pizza and watched incantation on netflix.
8/10 Halloween would have been more fun with someone else.

>>82990347
can you not make yourself throw up?

>>82990414
Stop posting this shit.

>>82990414
Okay Big Smoke.

You will never find love or happiness
Your only use is making your hole available to other men
This is your fate. Theres no turning back.

>he thinks posting shock images will take away from the success of this general

>>82990484
aw c'mon man, don't do sems like that

>>82990503
The success?

>>82989895
>What's your favorite costume you've ever worn?
Toss-up between Marie Rose from Dead or Alive and BB Hood from Darkstalkers.
>What's your favorite costume you've ever seen IRL?
I can't remember the name of the character, but she was from another fighting game. The character in the game had a big floating head that appeared with her, and the girl cosplaying her got a helium balloon the size of a beach ball and decorated it to look like the head. I thought it was very clever.
>How are you rationing all the candy you have left over because Halloween is dead and nobody came trick-or-treating at your door?
I didn't buy any for distribution because we never get trick-or-treaters and I'm almost never at home on Halloween.
>On what calendar date is it acceptable to start playing Christmas music?
Not a calendar date, but for me it's Black Friday.

>>82989947
Wonderful! I have a friend who's been in the dumps for over a year but things are finally turning around, and it was great to see her out and having fun again.

>>82990510
why did men do that to sems?

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>>82990484
It's been a minute since I posted a vocaroo in a sems thread. Hope she's doing well.

Morning Fembots
What's yall favorite breakfast?
What's yall favorite fast food place for breakfast?

>>82990533
>What's yall favorite breakfast?
Scrambled eggs, bacon, and either biscuits or english muffins.
>What's yall favorite fast food place for breakfast?
Bojangles, Burger King, and Chick-fil-A; in that order.

>>82990484
jesus christ how absolutely horrifying.

>interracial couple reaction channel

>casual racism in a progressive community

>>82990484
only good thing about sems is she did mention to liking cuckqueaning
i have a soft spot in my cynical heart for girls like that
i think all girls should have low self-esteem like her (minus her body)

>>82990092
>>82990342
originally it was 'no fap november' until the name got niggerised like everything else, and under that title it's obvious that you are correct

>>82989980
>>82990004
Why be depressed and alone drunk on a holiday as a girl? You basically always have somewhere you're invited to.

>>82990347
You're torturing yourself. You need to go somewhere you can't eat.

>>82990707
yeah well she is a used up roastie thats unlovable and everything
but cuckqueaning in a relationship in always inherently dreamy and any girl who admits to it, even if you are ran through and giga-obese, is enough to make me blush a little

OH WOW this is a biofem general MY BAD i didnt even notice i was just browsing r9k whoopsies

Anyone doing No Schlick November?

>>82990758
>Anyone doing No Schlick November?
Not unless you want me arrested for a series of murders.

>>82990720
are you the one who made the thread saying that about NNN? seems like a silly thing to get uppity about. alliteration is nice

>>82990758
doing no shclick ever following these guidelines >>82990092
>>82990342

>>82990720
Yeah, you're right. I think the whole semen retention movement in general sort of bled from /x/ originally. This of course coming from the popularization of Hatha Yoga in those circles among other related practices that emphasize sexual energy. Which of course given the recent (last 10 years) population on r9k that sort of thing understandibly resonated. Hey, if I can't have sex, why not turn it into a coincidental spiritual pursuit? I'm not an incel. I'm a monk! But, most don't even bother to read the scripture these practices come from to begin with. Although some do, and took a real shine to these practices (ie Samuel) If they did read the source material they'd realize sexual intimacy with a loved one does not exclude a practicioner from higher conciousness. In fact, it can even help so long as the relationship doesn't take away from designated time/attention from said pursuit. (Even better if both people value that sort of thing!)

Also, like all OC generated here. It slowly bleeds out into normie circles. Taking on a new form (sometimes) like you mentioned. Running the gauntlet of Reddit. Then Twitter. Youtube, Facebook, etc. Some state the spiritual death of a meme is when boomers start sharing it around on social media. When the "meme magic" has been recieved by the "uninitiated" in a way. A modern day frequently repeated microcosm of the ancient mysteries being fed to the unaware masses through literature, symbolism, and other mediums.

>>82991053
That, and that pesky meme of being a "wizard" meant you were a 30+ year old virgin. A deeply engrained, and damaging notion that further divides man, and woman. The implication being, even jokingly, that being with a woman sexually prevented one from obtaining esoteric powers. Now THAT is a powerful psyop..

the amount of trannies larping as biofems in BioFem threads must be horrifying.

>>82990882
It's a little different for women. Not to encourage that practice necessarily, but women obviously do not generate semen. They sort of "get" a spiritual freebie and just start off more geared for esoteric, and occult practices. They can, of course, practice Yoga and strengthen those things as well. Women/Girls see auras more frequently. Feel "vibes". Have a higher intuition. As well as organically being drawn to such pursuits given their lack of physical strength in comparison to men (among a plethora of other subjective/objective reasons). Being cunning/learned is much more important for women to even the playing field of survival. For example, witch culture is quite prominent in just about every place around the world in some form or another. Shamans, wise women, a lot of tribal groups were matriarchal, and their survival was of course geared around esoteric concepts. Like star charting, divining in other ways, etc. People needed to know the weather in order to survive. Travel safely, and plan for the future. This gives women an edge, and inherent thing to make men value them. Their help secures the future of the group. Beyond their physical beauty, and reproductive capabilities.

Male equivalents typically require outside forces to mold/promote a group of them to pursuit/develop such things. Religion with monks. Or greed/selfish goals in some fraternal groups/secret societies. This of course works the other way too with honorable groups like knights with their chivalrous codes. Or even a local male domimated fire department. When men start practicing these pursuits they catch up, and surpass women relatively quickly, but most are not geared for that sort of thing organically. Hence a lot of emotionally stunted, and low quality men exist. Comparatively to slightly better quality women. Which is why the few wizards you hear about throughout history are incredibly capable, and generally cause a lot of change. For better, or for worse.

>>82991286
im not reading all that, wizard

>>82991286
Very good observations. Women are just more connected to the divine while men are flesh automatons running entirely on their earthly functions.

I stayed up way too late. So exhausted and I feel like I didn't eat enough peach rings. At least I got my studying done and now can more confidently order that part. Want to sleep but need to stay up so I can get to bed on time.

>>82991303
It's okay. I'll read it to you later love.
>>82991396
Stop taking the piss you little piss thief. *casts summon hernia as a level 7 spell*

>>82989895
>What's your favorite costume you've ever worn?
It's a toss up between my Mercy costume or my witch costume this year.
>What's your favorite costume you've ever seen IRL?
Someone at a con who made a Brotherhood of Steel suit.
>On what calendar date is it acceptable to start playing Christmas music?
December 1st. But I had to go to Lowes to get some soil in mid September and already they were playing Christmas music, even while they had Halloween displays out.
>>82989947
My bf and I went to a party. We had a lot of fun for the most part save for an incident where some drunk asshole who was a plus one of a plus one groped me and a dozen other women. He and his friend got kicked out before they had their asses beat.

Later in the night someone found some nerf guns and we messed around in the back yard shooting solo cups and taking jello shots. That then turned into shooting each other around the yard. I ended up eating shit when I wasn't paying attention to where I was running and slipped on a plate and fell into the pool. We all had a good laugh over it. Thankfully it was near the end of the night so it was a good enough excuse to leave.
>>82990517
>The character in the game had a big floating head that appeared with her
That sounds familiar. Any details?
>it was great to see her out and having fun again
Glad to see you had a great Halloween!
>>82989980
>drank 3/4 bottle of vodka
>felt nothing
HOW?! I get tanked after a few shots even when I eat.

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Why does the janny hate SSBBW?!

>bf wants to try anal
>never tried it before
Any advice to offer?

>>82991726
Wrong thread, incel.

>>82989895
>On what calendar date is it acceptable to start playing Christmas music?
The 4th Thursday of November

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>>82991726
Right thread, Incel.

>>82991726
Taking it deep is fairly easy with almost no prep---it's the movement that gets you. Where he needs to exercise the most caution is speed. Slow slow slow and lube lube lube.

>>82991556
>That sounds familiar. Any details?
No, and it's starting to bug me.

>>82991726
He hates you

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>>82991556
>That sounds familiar. Any details?
>>82992804

Found it! It was Valentine from Guilty Gear

>>82992998
Wow, that would have been a pretty intricate costume. Cumbersome too. Lots of things to get snagged on. Plus a balloon that might get caught on something.

>>82993417
>Cumbersome too
Yea, she definitely had a hard time getting around in it; but she looked SO good.

>>82990356
>how? did you eat it in actually one go?
My stomach is so stretched out at this point from doing this nearly every night for the past year.
>>82990403
I drove to get it, but I also am living on inheritance and have money.
>>82990746
Even if I went somewhere like rehab, I'd end up discharging myself so I could binge again. If I held off for that long, the anticipation would likely cause me to push myself too far and end me.

>>82994288
>the anticipation would likely cause me to push myself too far and end me.
Is that really worde than what you are doing to yourself now?

>>82990736
>You basically always have somewhere you're invited to
i dont have friends and ive never been invited to a party or really anywhere for any holiday by another person outside of family

>>82994288
>Inheritance
Based. Then ball out gurl.

>>82993697
The hat alone gives me anxiety. The arms have the be so troublesome too since she couldn't move them anywhere other than her sides.

And I though walking around with wings last year was a bit cumbersome.
>>82994288
>If I held off for that long, the anticipation would likely cause me to push myself too far and end me.
How could it be any worse than last night? I can't imagine how much stress your heart is under with all that sodium you're taking in for such a prolonged period. Doesn't it hurt to keep doing this?

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missed a single day of period stopper meds (not bc) and i got it. im gonna kill myself

>>82995124
Don't those only work for less than a month anyway?

>>82995197
the meds? no? ive been taking them for like 2 years consistently and only if i miss a pill ill get my period, which is usually never

>>82995220
...are you sure that you're not just taking BC? Even if you're not using it for that purpose.

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>>82995228
im going insane rn
>doctors prescribe primolut which isnt a contraceptive
>told them id never take bc under any circumstances
>primolut causes bad testosterone issues
>switch to lower dosage medication called noriday
>told its not bc
>google it as soon as i get it and it says its not bc
>google it today
>it now says its bc

im going to sue these doctors

>>82994984
>And I though walking around with wings last year was a bit cumbersome.
Mercy?

>>82995309
Hope you get some payout but this is very common, unfortunately.

>>82995368
im joking about the suing. realistically i cant be fucked doing it. im just really upset.
ive always been super against taking birth control (for myself) and it typically causes awful side effects. i mean this stuff works fine... ive been taking it 1.5 years and its been totally fine. but i cant get over that im putting birth control in my body

>>82991726
Yes: stop being moronic.

>>82995407
Mini-pills are typically less disruptive to your body, at least. And clearly you've been feeling fine. There's really not much doctors can do to directly treat things like extremely painful periods or endometriosis besides putting you on BC without messing with your hormones in even weirder ways. They just wanted to treat your pain, thought they had a new miracle drug without looking at any mechanisms, and did what they could.
I get not wanting to take any and the feeling of betrayal but at least it's working for you.

>>82995481
ive had some bad experiences with both the regular and mini pills so i was really put off. i really wish there was some pill that could stop periods without it being bc or a microdose of test.
they did do what they could, and it does work, so i cant blame them much, but i wish they were properly informed and informed me first

>>82995309
Primlout is only a bc if it's combined with an estrogen, estrogenic medication, or synthetic estrogen. It's the estrogen that makes it bc. There are progesterone based bc, but dosage is different from the range used for bc.

>>82995653
>comprehension of reading

>was in a band when I was young (no we were not good), played a lot of angry music
>got a used acoustic guitar a couple weeks ago after therapist recommended taking up old hobbies
>mostly use it to play silly songs from when I was young to my toddler
My fingers don't work the way they used to but it's been fun regardless. Brings back some good memories.

>>82995728
Therapist is right. More people should be doing hobbies especially more creative and technical ones.

>>82995792
It certainly can't hurt compared to just mindlessly consuming. If I'm not playing for her I'm fiddling with it on my back deck once she's in bed. It's a nice way to take my mind off things.

hello queens i hope you had a great day

>>82991726
Prepare for pain and terrible smell that lingers. Anal is one of the biggest psyops.

>What is the most ordinary-seeming thing that you find fascinating?

>>82989667
This is not Reddit you bitch to start posting you police politeness demands, fuck you worthless whores, I hope you all die, but since getting old and invisible is worse for you, then I wish you a miserable long existence, always remembering your cumdumster twenties, because thats all you ever were.

>>82996650
It's 2025, nobody has a good memory of their 20s

>>82995351
Yes. I'm surprised they didn't break from all the times I tried slipping past people and knocked them against a door jamb or something else.
>>82995728
>Brings back some good memories.
I'm sure you feel happier when you play too.
>>82996024
>Anal is one of the biggest psyops.
It's so disappointing for how much hype it has.

>>82996893
It does make me pretty happy. I get pretty into some of the songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM
This one came out in 1992. I used to love the band so I've been playing it to her a lot. It's one of the songs I get really into. Started changing up the various things I would buy with the money, too.

>>82996893
Yeah, it definitely was. Even my bf didn't like it.

>>82996650
i know these are just fake rage posts to bump the thread, but they make me happy

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Why do we pretend that foids go on the le hecking incel chud neo-nazi forum. I get we're all sexually frustrated, but that doesn't mean we have to pretend to be women.

>>82989667
Nice guys finish last. I was nice. The thread bumper. All for free. No one dated me in return. Instead every nona got a bf who was not nice. Nice guys like me really do finish last.

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Hovv tall are you?

>>82997240
True. Hahahahaha. Fag.

>>82997249
5'9
if my growth spurt didnt kill my back i couldve been taller... i hope...

>>82989667
You wake up from a nightmare. There's something in your hair. Which do you choose?

A. Spiders.
B. Roaches.
3. Wasps.

Still looking for a weeb gf with big tits.
Just an occasional reminder of my misery.

>>82997283
roaches cant kill me, sooo

>>82997283
roaches ONLY IF they aren't german roaches. if they're german roaches, i choose spiders

maybe one day ill find a special foid and i could be her special moid... we could sit on the grass and look at all the animals... and we could make friends with the crows and teach them that well give them good quality nuts if they bring dollar bills they found on the ground as gifts...

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playing subahibi (reading it while it auto plays lmao) while suffering from period pain.
im so silly:
>play vns specifically get the 18+ ones
>skip every sex scene as quick as possible
this one has a lot of weird fetish shit so every sex scene is so much more unpleasant. also mamiya is like the average incel. so miserable. they modelled him so perfectly.
before this i played totono and that had a filthy cuck scene that made me sick.
next im playing ef. or dies irae. ive had both on my harddrive(s) for 8 years. i also want to finish persona revelations finally at some point. i dropped a harddrive and lost my progress 8 years ago, so i never played it again out of sadness. 40 hours of progress...

>>82997329
>teach them that well give them good quality nuts if they bring dollar bills they found on the ground as gifts
ive always wanted to try this on crows, but theres no crows in my area, only magpies. i have made it so no magpies in my area attack me tho. i give them food and nesting stuff. i feel like im paying a highschool gang to not get beaten up

>>82997791
>a filthy cuck scene
why are you playing ntr stuff anon? that's weird
>magpies
aren't those the birds that can mimick human speech or something?

>>82997249
I'm 4'10 but I'm doing my best.

>>82997801
>why are you playing ntr stuff anon? that's weird
i didnt know totono had an ntr scene before i played it
>aren't those the birds that can mimick human speech or something?
yep! but i think crows can too. theyre really cool. i love magpies

>>82997828
I wish we had crows or magpies here, the only close equivalent we have here i'd say are the small monkeys around, they just steal, bit and jerk off though so it's not very fun
>totono
what's it about? bl game or something?

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>>82997837
>small monkeys
where are you from, anon? asia?
monkeys can be fun. i see silly monkey videos on xhs all the time. putting wigs on them and stuff.
>what's it about? bl game or something?
its a love triangle games with 4th wall breaking. very good besides cuck shit.
i havent played any bl tbdesu, well except dmmd

>>82997864
>where are you from, anon?
South america, they're not very fun when you're near them, once i had to fight them off with a pool noodle as a kid, their bites hurt A LOT, one almost took my dad's finger off when he was a kid and they're perverts, some jerk off to women and kids when they're not stealing stuff
>That image
are you the fembot who argued with me about Gut's and Griffith's cock size a few days ago?

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>>82997871
>south american
need to tame your local monkeys then, s.m.h. but yeah i imagine their bites are powerful enough to chomp a finger off so hes lucky.
>are you the fembot who argued with me about Gut's and Griffith's cock size a few days ago?
i am lmao

>>82997886
>need to tame your local monkeys
I doubt that's possible, they're assholes, if you give them food they take you for a pushover and try to intimidate you for your stuff when they see you, once one of the bastards tried to bite my baby cousin to steal her food at a park, one of the bastards also forced me into a 600 meter dash when i was like 12 because he decided he wanted to bite me and started chasing me around
>i am lmao
Oh nice, how you doing these days?

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>>82997901
oh, they might be beyond saving. they sound extra vicious. dont get rabies btw.
>Oh nice, how you doing these days?
its been like 2 days man. ive been doing everything stated above. trying to spend less time on r9k so i can restore my mental health a bit before my birthday (in a month)

>>82997924
>trying to spend less time on r9k
But you're the only one i can talk with about boy's love and Gut's dick size:c
>its been like 2 days
You're sure it's only been two days? i thought we talked like a week ago damn

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>>82997936
>But you're the only one i can talk with about boy's love and Gut's dick size:c
im sure another anon would be thrilled to discuss this topic.
besides its for the best
>You're sure it's only been two days?
im not sure at all. i have 0 concept of time and events. but i don't think its been that long

>>82997960
>im sure another anon would be thrilled to discuss this topic. besides its for the best
noooo, i thought we were best friends and shit
>i have 0 concept of time and events
Same, ever since 2016 i just kind of exist and do things

>>82997791
UNFORTUNATELY humans are a SHIT and my precious GREENERY IS DISAPPEARING ALL OVER THE WORLD THE AIR IS BEING POISONED AND ONE DAY THERE WONT BE ANY GRASS TO SIT IN AND NO CROWS TO BEFRIEND.

>>82997936
>>82997960
I'm afraid it's been... nine years.

>>82997972
i'd believe if it i wasn't still 19

>>82997973
You are 28 now? Thats old as fuck

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>>82997970
>Same, ever since 2016 i just kind of exist and do things
youre 19 and been on autopilot since 10? thats pretty depressing anon. you should do more fun things

>>82997971
real and straight anon, these fuckers are destroying my precious planet

>>82997972
holy shit, that means id be nearing 30, id need to kill myself

>>82998010
>more fun things
i'm not even sure what is fun these days nona, i like talking to people but not a lot stay

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do boys really pee like this?
asking for a frond

>>82998010
would you sit on the grass with me before its all taken from us

>>82998024
>i like talking to people but not a lot stay
such is the nature of talking to people. but as long as some do stay, youll always have people to talk to. and of course you can come on here and talk to people

>>82998068
sure anon, we can sit on the grass. and look at all the exhaust fumes, roads, and tall disgusting buildings that took over everything else

>>82998090
One day i'm gonna have friends i enjoy talking with instead of just masking around them. gonna go get ready to study, hope we talk again sometime femanon

>>82998090
thats nice maybe some crows might still be left if the air poison hasnt gotten them. also i saw that you said youre 30 or something... and idk if its weird to hang out with people my senior... but you also said you like yaoi and i am bisexual so i guess thats cool

>>82998105
>hope we talk again sometime femanon
i will most likely see you around again anon, just look for the griffith yaoi lmao.
enjoy your studies

>>82998116
oh im not actually nearing 30, the guy was making a joke about 9 years passing. im 20.
>and idk if its weird to hang out with people my senior...
that wouldnt be weird even if i was 30

>>82998140
oh... im actually older than you then. closer to 20 than to 30 at least.

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Biofemistry

fembot, i need to spill my seed inside you

>>82996608
>>What is the most ordinary-seeming thing that you find fascinating?
Rainbow patterns in puddles.

>>82996893
>Yes. I'm surprised they didn't break from all the times I tried slipping past people and knocked them against a door jamb or something else.
I bet you looked awesome in them, though.

>>82999198
>Rainbow patterns in puddles
You just want to see the water burn.

>>82998061
Yes. It serves a dual purpose for us; We wash our feet and empty our bladders at the same time. Plus we get to enjoy wet socks afterward.

>t. Wiener owner

Another cold, rainy morning. Just how I like my winters.

>>82997971
Burning down paradise to make fake outrage videos.
>>82999198
>Rainbow patterns in puddles.
On the road? Because rainbows in puddles usually means oil.
>I bet you looked awesome in them, though.
I got a lot of complements. And it did catch the eye of a special someone.
>>82999877
>We wash our feet and empty our bladders at the same time
And good for preventing athlete's foot.

>>83000065
>On the road? Because rainbows in puddles usually means oil.
More in parking lots; but yes, it's the leaking oil that does it. Who knew that pollution could be so pretty.
>I got a lot of complements.
Great!
>And it did catch the eye of a special someone.
Even better. ; )

>>83000152
>Who knew that pollution could be so pretty.
Sometimes. Less so when it's water you're in.
>>83000152
>Even better. ; )
It's kind of wild to think it's been a year.

monday again. back on the job site. no more nagging bitch wife

>>82996893
>It's so disappointing for how much hype it has
You have done an lot of freaky stuff.

>>83000484
I don't think anal qualifies as "freaky". An uncommon taste, perhaps. Something that can be enjoyable, but still very underwhelming. At least to me.

I am a smart chef inventor woman
>mix some pressed tofu with taco spices
>bredy gud airfried on a tostata but needs more
>blend it with beans
>too mushy now, forgot to drain em
>add some garlic croutons and fresh jalapenos
>delicious protein gloop
>spread it on a baking sheet and going to bake until firmer then cool and slice into portions for meals

it's just like shidding in reverse!

what would foids think if a guy mainly uses magic in games instead of using a sword? would you assume he's gay?

>>83002003
No archers are gay you are just a pseud and neurotic

>>83002003
im bisexual...
>t. psyker in darktide

>>82989667
Hello xisters how are xe feeling today

>>83002003
>would you assume he's gay?
yeah, definitely a red flag

>>83001447
Anal is very freaky. You are on the far end of the freak spectrum so it seems mild to you.

Show me ur girlcocks

>>83002237
>sticks finger through the front of my jeans
You ranna suckee suckee

>>83001447
It qualifies as freaky. The only reason it's normalized is because of degenerate porn.

>>83002021
Archers are amazing shut up.

sometimes girls want a cock up their arse

>>83002462
Amazing at sucking dick

>>83002003
>would you assume he's gay?
No, but I might make other unfair prejudgments depending on what kind of magic user.
Wizard - Possibly one of those whiney "muh superior intellect" types.
Warlock - Possibly a cringy edgelords who fantasizes about the Joker.
Cleric - Possibly one of those fake thumpers who decided that premarital sex is bad because they can't get any.
Druid - No necessary gay, but possibly very effeminate.

>>83002003
not gay, but but i would assume a certain level of neurosis and anxiety

>>83003310
What if he uses dual daggers?

>>83002786
>>83003310
where do darktide psykers fall in here

>>83002786
What about who doesn't fight but has good ideas? An ideas type guy.

>>83003337
if blades of mercy, cool, otherwise fruity
>>83003355
darksyde phils definitely gay

>>83002219
>You are on the far end of the freak spectrum so it seems mild to you.
Compared to the tastes of some of the people on this board my kinks are very mild. Though maybe I've just had a bigger sample size of men wanting to try it out with me.
>>83002434
I don't think it's "normalized" so much as something that's common for couples experiment with at least once. You could make an argument though that someone who prefers it is definitely freaky, likely in more ways than just that.
>>83002003
No. But maybe for some Bard players.
>>83003387
Those kinds of players scream "autistic" to me more than gay. The kind of person who gets really invested in poking around and exploring their game space to find the ways they can flex their ability to think in a non-standard way.

>>83003419
oh please im only half gay

>>83003496
>Those kinds of players scream "autistic
She thinks I'm autistic now because I have ideas.

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>>83002219
>You are on the far end of the freak spectrum so it seems mild to you.
Compared to the tastes of some of the people on this board my kinks are very mild. Though maybe I've just had a bigger sample size of men wanting to try it out with me.
>>83002434
I don't think it's "normalized" so much as something that's common for couples experiment with at least once. You could make an argument though that someone who prefers it is definitely freaky, likely in more ways than just that.
>>83002003
No. But maybe for some Bard players.
>>83003387
Those kinds of players scream "autistic" to me more than gay. The kind of person who gets really invested in poking around and exploring their game space to find the ways they can flex their abiIity to think in a non-standard way.

>>83003660
assigned autistic at cognition

>>83003355
>where do darktide psykers fall in here
Psykers are awesome; I actually play a sorceress in a Black Crusade campaign. I enjoy them in Darktide too, but I find myself getting killed more often than I do with zealot or arbiter.

>>83003387
>What about who doesn't fight but has good ideas? An ideas type guy.
Depends on the type of campaign. If it's a combat-heavy campaign, that might be someone who just wants attention. But a lot of campaigns that I play in lean more heavily into investigation, so that type of character is just expected.

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>>83003355
>where do darktide psykers fall in here
Psykers are awesome; I actually play a sorceress in a Black Crusade campaign. I enjoy them in Darktide too, but I find myself getting killed more often than I do with zealot or arbiter.

>>83003387
>What about who doesn't fight but has good ideas? An ideas type guy.
Depends on the type of campaign. If it's a combat-heavy campaign, that might be someone who just wants attention. But a lot of campaigns that I play in lean more heaviIy into investigation, so that type of character is just expected.

>>83003819
yeahhj psykers are awesome i love playing assail electropsyker using enhanced psionics with blaze force sword. im still pretty new to darktide, having only gotten it this year right as it went on sale around the arbites release, so i do find myself doing meh on heresy level missions

>>83003865
i like this build cuz it allows me to kill specialists and elites and lets the horde/boss guys do their job

>>83003819
>someone who just wants attention
She thinks I want attention. I have good ideas that I want to share. Many cool ideas.

>>83003865
ive seen videos of people going gun psyker on auric/auric maelstrom/havoc missions though and while i really do want to try this stuff im not nearly good enough to get to auric or havoc plus my aim isnt all that. :(

>>83003905
I said it was a possibility. I should have prefaced my original list by saying that I would never write anyone off before spending some time with them.

>>83003865
>assail electropsyker using enhanced psionics with blaze force sword.
I went for a smite build and tend to favor the blaze force greatsword and the voidblast staff.
>im still pretty new to darktide, having only gotten it this year right as it went on sale around the arbites release, so i do find myself doing meh on heresy level missions
You're probably better than me. I'm just a casual and I very rarely play above Malice.

>>83003966
plasteel and diamantine hoarding go brrrr

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>>83003905
I said it was a possibility. l should have prefaced my original list by saying that I would never write anyone off before spending some time with them.

>>83003865
>assail electropsyker using enhanced psionics with blaze force sword.
I went for a smite build and tend to favor the blaze force greatsword and the voidblast staff.
>im still pretty new to darktide, having only gotten it this year right as it went on sale around the arbites release, so i do find myself doing meh on heresy level missions
You're probably better than me. I'm just a casual and I very rarely play above Malice.

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i wish she at least had a cushion or floor chair that fit her. it makes me sad that she just sits bare on her dirty carpet

>>83004107
i feel sad for the carpet. all that ass sweat and shit residue. carpet never asked for this

>>83004027
i like the seer psyker personality as it seems the things he says and believes fit me sometimes. might be projection or whatever the psychological term for that is. sometimes i feel like the savant too.

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>>83004107
i feel sad for the carpet. alI that ass sweat and shit residue. carpet never asked for this

>>83003992
At least it's not like Helldivers 2 where you have to go back and get it if you get killed while carrying it.

>>83004518
oh yeah i found it annoying at launch too when people would tk each other for the stuffs when its collective

>>83003905
Many cool autistic ideas which may get attention.
>>83004149
Between that and the mattress on the floor I can't imagine what kind of bugs are thriving in that room.

Also gun just sitting against a dresser cuz murica.
>>83004518
That's the fun of samples in HD2 though. Losing them adds another element of chaos and tension during extract.

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>autistic, love computers and have worked with them since I was a child (middle-aged now)
>have a hick accent that makes me sound slow in the mind
>minimum wage techmoids, especially when I'm forced to interact with phone tech support, constantly think they know my computer needs better than I do because of it

Gets me heated every time. Today a guy tried to upsell me on shit I know I don't need because I wanted a PCIe network card. I had internet problems earlier this year and the fix got delayed by weeks because they switched from "yeah we can send out a replacement modem and you send us the old one" to "no we can't do that you're probably wrong and WHAT THEN?" when they heard me talk. I was not wrong.

>>83005006
can you be my computer mommy

>>83004814
>Losing them adds another element of chaos and tension during extract
I try to go and get them before then. It's easier to do when everyone has everything distracted somewhere else.

>>83005022
Not for free. If you do computer stuff for free people never leave you alone and that's its whole own can of frustrating worms.

>>83005006
>>have a hick accent that makes me sound slow in the mind
Have you tried not talking in that southern accent?

>>83005070
frustrated worm mommy

>>83005070
noooo i mean i really like that you are interested in computer stuff in a hobby/interest sort of way

>>83005006
The accent doesn't matter, if you can't communicate your ideas properly you know a lot less than you think

>>83002003
More like manchild. Pick a sword like a man

>>83005076
>southern
It's a Canadian hick accent, not southerner.
>Have you tried not talking in that southern accent?
I have professional voice I use most of the time that covers it up. I can't cover it all the time though. Eventually it gets draining to do, or I'm just not focusing on it for whatever reason and slip up. Generally I'm not gonna do the professional voice when I'm at home.
>>83005081
Very frustrated.
>>83005085
It's just pretty neat learning how these things work and why they work that way.
>>83005116
I communicated the idea fine. It was a simple idea.

>>83005212
>its pretty neat learning how things work and why they work that way
i have the same mindset when it comes to just learning how the world works looking through the perspective of physics. perhaps i could apply viewpoint to computers one day. i have always been intrigued by them.

If a foid ever gives you a hard time for being a wizard hit her with a rope trick. Then finger blast her with mage hand until there's enough slime beneath her that you have to roll for initiative. Uppity cunts.

>t. Necromancer

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>>83004655
>at launch
I didn't really get into it until later.

>>83004814
>That's the fun of samples in HD2 though.
Picrel.

>>83004027
btw if you wanna play darktide sometime add me

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Pic related

Why do r9k anons keep claiming to have my pussy pics? Its weird because they dont exist. I never take pics of my pussy and send them to people. Im scared of my pussy. This isnt the only post claiming they saw my leaked pussy pics.

Idk am I just paranoid? I did see leaked booby pics of mine but never leaked pussy pics.

I guess I am paranoid since there is cp of my pussy that got posted on Tumblr way back in the day, like 12 years ago.

>>83001960
Horrifying. I love experimenting with tofu but this is a nightmare.

>>83005499
did you tell your boyfriend that you never sent pussy pics and are trying to build up a defense or something? you have made multiple threads and numerous comments about this singular comment from a singular thread that literally no one else has mentioned or cares about. you aren't being paranoid, you're just being conceited thinking anyone gives a shit

i have dykebot's pussy pics

>How would you summarize your life so far in one sentence?

>>83006483
my life has been 20 years of misery and pain

I made some brussels sprouts with diced shallots, dried cranberries crushed almonds with a balsamic/maple glaze and its heavenly.

>>83005346
>I didn't really get into it until later.
Launch was a nightmare in the best way. Waiting an hour or more just to get in and then play a game that was so laggy due to server load. The queue music was pretty cool. We also learned the hard way that the Bots were not the be trifled with at Malevelon Creek, especially anything that fired missiles.

It was a neat period of discovering just how the game could fuck you over, and also just how wide the radius of an orbital barrage was.
>>83005212
>It's a Canadian hick accent, not southerner.
I can't help but read your posts in the voices of Bob and Doug McKenzie now.

i wish i didnt have to sell my stuff on facebook, i wish other places didnt take out huge fees, fuck man. im sick of time wasters.

>>83006483
>>How would you summarize your life so far in one sentence?
Better than I deserve.

>>83006868
>Malevelon Creek
I kinda hate that I missed out on that.

>>83006982
Is this item stilI available?

>>83006982
why are you selling stuff anon?

>>83007023
DIE!

>>83007040
because i want extra money (and more space, and i want these things to go to people wholl actually use them)

>>83007003
sems it is actually so fucking funny every time i see an image of you laying on the ground. i know you wanted to thot around, but why are your nudes usually just you laying down somewhere? reminds me of the family guy pose. so fucking funny

>>83007053
What are you selling? i like stuff, i wanna buy some stuff

>>83005070
Yeah it is pain. I had to start charging for repair work. Even then most of the time it is family who asks me to work on something then expects it for free then on top of them expects me to get it done quickly. It does give me more experience but I want to enjoy the work I do not hate it because of other people.

>>83007059
clothes and platform boots and manga

>>83007072
Ah, i wanted some doohickeys and thingamajigs sorry

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RIP office chair.

>>83007088
stop posting naked sems, i was way happier when i hadn't seen her naked

This is a body positive thread.

>>83007124
I'm positive that she has quite the body.

>>83007164
>>83007124
I thought sems was just some goofy cute girl, her posting nudes ruined my internal image of her

>>83005499
It's easy to make a bunch of false comments on /r9k/ which people mindlessly believe since most on here only operate on one braincell.

>>83003496
It is normalized. My bf has bothered me about doing it. My friends and some acquaintances have said the same thing happen with their bfs/husbands.

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>>83007164
I'm positive that chair broke.

>>83007019
>I kinda hate that I missed out on that.
In all honesty, it' was just a jungle biome and players were mostly joking about it being space vietnam.
>>83007234
Normalized to ask to try it, yes. But have you heard any of them talk about it being a regular thing?

apparently my mum thought i was a yellow fevered lesbian... its so over anons

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>tfw no /r9k/ bff to get drunk and make a craft with

>>83008360
A few, yes. They only do it to please their significant other. There are others as well in the workplace. If you look at the statistics, it's very quickly becoming the norm, with a surgery in 2022 citing 40% of couples regularly engaging in anal sex.

It's the norm.

>>83008899
it's important to live up to the expectations of your parents :)

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>>83009464
Hi schadenfoid, do you like invisigal?

>>83005543
You are afraid of innovation, they are delicious taco patties with crunchy edges

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>>83009473
i don't know who that is, but yeah i think i do

>>83009521
She's from a new game called Dispatch, i fucking love her, i played the game just for her and her jokes

>>83009529
is it an overwatch? the design looks like an overwatch

>>83009536
Nope, new game where you're a dispatch officer for a team of reformed villains, or atleast villains trying to become reformed members of society, your choices influence the story and all that, pretty neat game

>>83009555
checked and i'll definitely check out the game, as well

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>>83009565
One more for the invisigal cult!

>>83008360
>In all honesty, it' was just a jungle biome and players were mostly joking about it being space vietnam.
I get that, but I still kinda wish there was a way to go back and play on liberated worlds.

If the 3 main male archetypes are the femboy, the meathead and the nerd, then what are the female equivalents?

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>>83011138
Unironically teen girl squad. The prep, the normal, the poor/uncool, and the uggo

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>>83009058
I guess it is then. But I'm staying in the 60%.
>>83009529
I've also been going down the Invisigirl path. Really enjoying the game so far.

It's a shame the game came out so close to Halloween. If I'd had more time I'd have definitely thrown together a killer Visi costume. Maybe another time.
>>83010606
I'm sure you'll get to play it at some point. Though fighting the bots on it now would be so much less traumatic because the heavies aren't turning the game into a bullet hell with insta-kill rockets.
>>83011138
>Femboy (non-conformist)
>Meathead (hyper-masculine)
>Nerd (bookish)
Thus the inverse is
>Tomboy (nonconformist)
>Bimbo (hyper-feminine)
>Becky (bookish)

>>83011204
>I've also been going down the Invisigirl path
Invisigal is just so perfect, think the last time i've ever fallen in love with a character so much it was when i was underage and got a tattoo of Fang

>What do you wish you remembered better?

>>83011204
>I'm sure you'll get to play it at some point.
The last time I played it, there was a map that looked kinda like the surface of the moon and was getting pelted by meteors. I thought it was beautiful and also fun to play on. And then we went to play on it again the next night and it was no longer available. : (

>>83011195
Every time I hear the term 'voice over IP' I'm reminded of how this comic used 'VOIP!' as an onomatopoeia for a ray gun.

>>83011768
>>What do you wish you remembered better?
Where the heck I put my favorite scrunchie.

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Gas station lunch tastes so good when nobody around to sideye it

>>83012073
>Gas station lunch tastes so good when nobody around to sideye it
Gas station lunches are one of my favorite things about taking a road trip.

>>83012271
See you get it. I just finished a big one last month and I have a new appreciation for guy fieri he has a whole line of gas station hot bar food kek
What's your go to also whens the last time you road tripped

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>>83011251
She's compelling because she is such a flawed character that wants to be good, but needs the motivation. She's the perfect "fix me".

Also she's hot.
>>83011768
All the Spanish my mother tried to teach me.
>>83011798
surface of the moon and was getting pelted by meteors
Those places are really fun to do bug missions on because sometimes the meteor storms would break up a horde coming for you.
>>83012073
Gas stations in middle America are magical little grottos where you can find things you can find culinary marvels and horrors alike. Like a tall boy of bacon-flavored tea, or sweet potato chips decades before that showed up on the coasts.

Unrelated but RIP in piss Dick Cheney.

>>83007279
not gonna lie this body could turn me into a lesbian

>>83012335
>What's your go to
Cold sandwiches; chicken, turkey, or roast beef. The ones in the triangular containers if I just need a bite or maybe a sub-sized one if I'm really hungry.
>also whens the last time you road tripped
If 4 hours counts as a 'road trip' then it was just a few weeks ago.

>>83012502
>Those places are really fun to do bug missions on because sometimes the meteor storms would break up a horde coming for you.
Good to know; though I've mainly stuck with Automatons.

>>83012935
fellow bot destroyer?? bazzed
i hate playing against bugs cuz theyre too swarmy and stealth is impossible against them. squids are less insufferable even tho stealth is difficult against them because the only swarmies are the voteless and meatbobs. when i look at my killcounts like 70% of them are bots

>>83012964
The bugs just freak me out so I don't enjoy fighting them as much. The squids I just kinda find boring as a faction (at least as of last winter when I last played), thought I did really enjoy the urban maps that came along with them.

>>83013042
its too bad tho ive stopped playing for a while because of performance issues and even though they fixed stuff i havent booted the game up lately.

wonder which trip has the best butt

>>83013392
schadenfoid and sems are the only ones who have posted, and there isn't much to choose between them. i bet neptune has a beautiful pooper

>>83013065
I haven't played since last winter. For me, it all comes down to what my friends want to play.

>>83013570
what if what your friends play is boring? do you have things that you do on your own? then again i may be biased cuz i dont really havefriends to play games with.

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>>83013392
Best butts? Belonging to tripshits?

The very notion..

New toll for being allowed to post ITT as a lowly moidlette is moaning and whimpering audio btw

>>83013596
>do you have things that you do on your own?
Absolutely! And in fact they've been on a bit of a Hell Let Loose kick lately (which I wouldn't describe as 'boring', but just isn't my cup of tea).

>>83013697
Dear god, who

>>83013811
Does any oldfag woman itt have the erotic audio the irish scrote posted on /soc/ that started with asking us to weave our fingers into our fingers, and was body relaxation, and at the end he guided us to orgasm? He had a thick accent almost like Limmy lol

guiding fembots to orgasm

>can't even listen to music because I blasted my ears for too long and now they hurt
AAAAAAAAH

>>83012935
>If 4 hours counts as a 'road trip'
My metric has always been 8+ hours of driving, or more than one day on the road. 4 hours is distance between most major cities (New England is the exception)

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I genuinely hate being mixed with black. Every other race of woman mogs me hard and I see white/east asian women complain about their looks all the time knowing they probably see me as less than human even the feminist ones. It's as close as you can get to being an incel as a woman.

>>83013978
I don't remember that. I do remember the one for men on /b/ that had the handless orgasm where she supposedly hyponotizes the guy and once the word "jackpot" is ever said, he cums. I never listened to it and assumed it was another troll. Just about everything on /b/ back then was a troll.

My lil bros quirk chungie fiance loves ophelia now the whole concept is cringe
Yeah wow so ophelie much suffering as a rich blonde girl with a ton of friends
Dumb whore

>>83013978
>>83015583
Why are you goobers reminiscing as if those were classic memes on the level of Longcat or some shit? Guided/countdown masturbation scripts and audios are a diamond dozen. There have been people requesting and fulfilling in general threads on /b/ and /soc/ for forever.

>>83015819
I don't. I thought most memes are dumb. I still think a lot were stupid like when Rageguy and Advice Dog first came around. I remember the original threads. The one thing I just mentioned is something I remembered.

>>83015873
Those two sucked but foul bachelor frog was always funny in how accurate and disgusting it was

nonas i bought a pair of boots for $198 on sale, only wore them a few times, tried to sell them for $175. theyre currently $242 brand new
someone offered $150. no ones really showed interest. should i take it?

>>83015819
It wasn't guided joi it was no hands hypno crap from Isabella Valentine. Good times where fetishes took actual effort.

>What is one small change you made in your life that had a much bigger impact that you anticipated?

>>83016532
>nonas i bought a pair of boots for $198 on sale, only wore them a few times, tried to sell them for $175. theyre currently $242 brand new
>someone offered $150. no ones really showed interest. should i take it?
I would.

>>83016775
>>What is one small change you made in your life that had a much bigger impact that you anticipated?
Making YouTube videos.

>>83006868
>I can't help but read your posts in the voices of Bob and Doug McKenzie now.
Not the furthest off. It's just rural Canada talk. Weird slang I picked up from old farmers and a lot of sounds getting cut off or dulled. "Now y'fug'n lis'n 'ere bud" when I get mad.
>>83007071
My immediate family and close friends ONLY get it for free and I have been clear that I will charge anyone else they try to get me to help. I got tired of being the entire town's tech support for free (and ending up with a bunch of shitty old prebuilts when they would just opt to buy a new computer and have me move over the drive or something). I don't want to come home from work and then do more work but for free.