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Do you have any names in mind for your hypothetical sons/daughters?
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>>82990596
Argus and Athena
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>>82990596
Alice, Wren
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>>82990596
muhammad originally
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Normalize calling your son Lord so he grows exceedingly arrogant because of it.
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>>82990596
camellia like the flower
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>>82990628
Do you think Dovahkiin is an arrogant teen now?
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>>82990596
>Gf says she wants to use the name of her favorite anime character
It's not actually a bad name, I just don't know how I feel naming her a character my gf has cosplayed as HUNDREDS of times for kinky roleplay sex.
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>>82990596
Climpus
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>>82990596
Imagine naming your kid *bill*
Hahahahhahhahahahahahhaha
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>>82990626
What about Achmed?
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>>82990596
i'd call my son Ruben because it's my grandfather's name, idk if i had a daughter tho
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>Athena, Alice, Wren, Camellia
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>>82990596
Lumi, Sisu. Although I'm not having kids
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>>82991019
NIGGA DONT COMPARE ME TO THESE SKYRIM LARPS ALICE AND WREN ARE GOOD NAMES!!!
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titus
flora
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>>82990989
idk why ruben is funny asf.
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>>82990596
for a daughter i want either julia or diana, i always had a thing for those names
for a son, i'd let his mother pick it, i never really felt strongly about any guy's names
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>>82990648
What's the name

jukk ytie sekhj
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>>82991050
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e_MOX99ltoY
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>>82991039
>WREN
literally the same name as an egirl who used to post here
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>>82991076
I'm giggling already lol. "Hi Ruben!"
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>>82990596
Two alternative names for each sex that poor bastard could be. Edith, Agatha. Markus, Richard.
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>>82991110
>agatha
Another unfortunate association
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>>82991096
i never heard of this woman until now. she has tainted my ideal name and she has a speech impediment....
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>>82990596
My first daughter's name isn't on that list, and my second daughter's name is from a book and is so unpopular that the searching the name on a search engine only returns references to the book
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>>82991110
Now that I think of it, Markus has been ruined by the melanated folx. Simon is better.
>>82991145
Didn't think about that one. Hope her memory is long dead if it ever comes to me having children.
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>>82990596
I would name all my kids so they have a cool short name to go with it
Sundance=Sunny, Solomon=Solo and Slade.
There's no nickname for Slade it's just kino by itself.
Haven't thought of girl names
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>>82991187
I'm curious, what book?
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>>82991230
Not going to say because I don't want to dox myself, but it's a science fiction novel
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>>82991260
How would you be doxxing yourself by a book?
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>>82991222
That's a good idea for versatility
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>>82991270
What if I'm the only person in the whole world to name a kid after this character? Idk, I'm probably just being paranoid.
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>>82990596
Well I already have one. Wish I could have more but the chances of me finding a new wife are basically zero.

Wanted to do Theodore Samson, after Teddy Roosevelt and the Bible's biggest strongman and mix protein powder into his milk.
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>>82990596
Male: Stewart Alexander Archibald Bartholomew Octavius
Female: Jennifer, Amanda, or May
My male son would be an heir of greatness, excellence, and virility
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>>82991325
>basically zero
Don't be silly. You did it once so you have evidence of your capability. You aren't a wizard.
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>>82991358
No one wants a divorced 25 year old vet. At least no woman that has any integrity.
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>>82991298
Definitely being paranoid my dude, I was just curious about the book itself because to name your kid after it, it must be a good book.
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>>82990648
Don't let her do it, she'll turn into one of those weird moms who projects on or tries to compete with her own kid.
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I feel conflicted naming her after a fairly popular movie character, but it really is a beautiful name in a beautiful work of art.
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>>82991994
Most people would associate that name with the actress if anything. It's a good name besides half the world not knowing how to pronounce it.
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>>82990596
>Do you have any names in mind for your hypothetical sons/daughters?
yes Elliot for male and Tina for female (from Elliotina)
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>>82992909
Never let him know.
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No, leave that to the wife. What are you going to name your son Goku or Reinhard?
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>>82992465
That's another consideration. I remember the kids in school that always had their names pronounced wrong. Not sure how annoying that is or if it matters.
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As I want to marry a German man, I find Germanic names top tier and they are way better than the English ones
Wilhelm > William
Erich > Eric
Heinrich > Henry, and so on
If I have a boy it will be Wilhelm or Friedrich, if it's a girl, Charlotte or Hilda
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>>82990596
Olivia
Eleanor
Donna
Alyssa
Heather
Rosemary



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