>decided to buy a sex toy for the first time>cant really order it online since I am living with my parents so I travel to a department store next to my town>was a bit nervous at first because my baby faced self cant self checkout sex toys but convinced myself that the dead inside clerks won't give a shit about my purchases anyways >got a tenga hard boiled bundle for a discounted price since its pretty cheap for 6 reusable fleshlights with different sensations, and I was so confident that I even bought myself some actual groceries as a treat like a neat apple pie>arrives at the cashier>actual cute young girl whose looking cheerful somehow even in this dead end job>love at first sight.jpg>she saw me and my gigantic bundle of fleshlights>smile immediately turned into a frown like I've killed someone like picrel while I die inside internally>the entire process afterwards was extremely awkward and uncomfortable for both sides>she still stared at me with a disgusted look at i walked outHow can I possibly build a good relationship with that clerk? She is really cute and it'd be nice if I can date her.
>>82991203She works at a sex shop and is disgusted by people buying sex toys? She might be in the wrong line of work, what a fucking idiot. Probably got the job because she thought she'd get some easy dick out of it and instead every guy just gets awkward around her fumbling their tenga eggs or whatever. Grim
>>82991223Does Chad even need to go to a sex shop? He's got free pussy on tap with apps and you know he ain't kinky he just jams his penis into her vagina to cum and then dips out
Tell her that it was for your sex deprived NEET cousin...uh...tell her it was for your uncle who is disabled and-uhhhh...Fuck bro. Idk what to say. You're screwed. Never show your face again OP.
>>82991240Yeah you don't want to get your dick jammed in a vagina though.
>>82991203Why bother dating her when you have plenty of sex toys to fuck now? >>82991223It clearly wasn't a sex shop since he bought groceries too. They sell this shit at normal stores.
>>82991401Where in hell do they sell sex toys at what I assume is a convenience store?
>>82991417>department store next to my townIt's a huge place where they sell everything.
>>82991417Walmart has them
>>82991480>>82991503I should just stay under the rock. Fucking A.
>>82991503Maybe at your rathole that you call a walmart.
>>82991517>>82991540They're just in the aisles men tend to not frequent. Women see them basically every time they shop.
>>82991647>Vibrators next to toothbrushesKek nigger get the fuck outta here
>>82991240Buy some BSDM gear? Cuffs, ball gag, whip etc
>>82991203>do something socially weird>be viewed as weirdWow, imagine.Next time just go to a sex shop, spergtard.Also, buying sex toys while living with your parents seems retarded anyway.
>>82991647>>82991717Kids' toothbrushes no less, what the fuck is wrong with americans?
>>82991647Oh good I can buy shaving cream, my daughter a toothbrush and a vibrator.
>>82991743Saving foids from buying electric toothbrushes
