>HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO KEEP MY DOG QUIET? WHY CANT YOU JUST PUT UP WITH IT DESTROYING YOUR PEACE?! YOU MUST HATE DOGS! NO I WON'T TRAIN MY SHITHEAD TO STOP, BUT HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A BARK COLLAR YOU HEARTLESS ABUSER! Why is it """rude""" to politely ask someone to keep their shit eating dog quiet? Why am I the asshole for wanting to sleep in peace when they're the ones causing the fucking problem in the first place?
wear earplugs numbnuts or kill the dog with xylitol
>>82996361>politely asking and outing yourselfdon't do this because a based neighbor might assassinate it later and you'll get blamed for it
The worst are the shitbulls:>he doesn't bite despite the fact that he just not just but you, but flat out tore into your kegs>it's bad owners, not bad dogs!!!!>he dindu nuffin! Hez a good dog and getting his life together! He just graduated obedience school!The fucking niggers of dogs.>>82996534>just waste your own money because we're shit owners
>>82996361>*Wipes my dog ass across your carpet and eats your sister's dirty thong*
>tfw you're a poorfag that lives in a shithole neighborhood with outdoor dogs and can now recognize a bunch of dog breeds by their voices and barking patternsthe freezing to death pitbull howls and bored manic german shepherd rantings are the worstat least cats sound hilarious when they get in fights or murdered by raccoons
>but he wuz a good boi!
>he no murder anyone! Hez jist a good boi!
>>82996635I'm confused. Why did "God" let this happen in the first place???
>>82996647take him boar hunting until he loses imothere's potential
>>82996361Yeah, having a dog keep you up for hours on end makes you want to beat it do death or kill your neighbors.
>>82996361>living in a place that doesn't allow dogsThis might be the most satisfied I've been in a long time. It's not even a nice place.The little fuckers are fun in movies and memes but the reality is they bark all fucking day. Around the fucking clock. Their vocal chords are like iron, unrelenting and indomitable.On top of that, no shit all over the sidewalk. No shit anywhere. Why do we tolerate big piles of fucking shit just because it came out of a dog's ass? If I pointed to a pile of shit on the sidewalk and said, "What is that?" and you replied "Oh, my uncle Dave was here and he took a big shit." everyone would be mortified. "Oh, Buster had to go number two." is fine though.>"Oh, hey cool. Give me a cellophane-thin plastic bag and I'll pick up that hearty turd for you. I just love dogs."Fuck animals and the stupid people that can't care for them but put them in an apartment anyway.
>he was just provoking him! He did none wrong!
https://pikecountygeorgia.com/special-needs-woman-mauled-by-dog/She should not have provoked him. He is a good boy.
>they're just exercising! Good boys need to exercise!
>>82996361>be me>see pit bull or similar dog>immediately reach into my pocket and double check the carry weapon
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/breaking-dog-kills-nine-month-36178170>the baby was provoking him. He did nothing wrong.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/girl-4-rushed-hospital-after-36175800>b-b-but hez a good boy and doesn't bite
>>82996649The omnipotent creator of everything can only make pitbulls, he can't control them or their lust for blood. Why? Fuck you, don't ask questions about his mysterious ways or he'll murder you with dogs too. Such is his will to be done, Amen.
>tons of other strong guard dog breeds that aren't retarded exist>people insist on getting pitbulls instead anywaywhy? I'd even go as far to say that most dog owners shouldn't even have any terrier in general
https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article312491573.html>he went to obedience school and came a good boy!
https://archive.ph/et4k9>He was just a good boy helping to put away their groceries until he was provoked!
>>82996722>Fuck you, don't ask questions about his mysterious waysPraise Jesus and yaweh.
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/two-people-injured-after-dog-32770472>they were juzt trying to separate because they're good boys
https://dailyvoice.co.za/news/2025-10-19-mauled-by-pit-bulls/#google_vignette>she provoked them! They are good boys!
>>82996722>>82996649>demonic breed is called pitbullclearly moloch trying to disguise himself as a dog
https://people.com/man-attacked-by-dogs-critical-condition-11837226>they were just trying to help him get his mail because they are all good boys!
https://westchester.news12.com/mother-and-5-year-old-daughter-injured-in-dog-attack-in-white-plains>they provoked them by walking by! They were just trying to defend their turf!
>she a good girl!
https://www.insauga.com/police-shoot-at-dog-after-attack-in-ontario/>he waz just frightened!
pitbull spammer bro, I know you mean well but you're sort of preaching to the choir here
>>82996534Earplugs fall out of my ears 99% of the time and even when they do work they only cancel out 40% of the noise. I wanna poison that shithead so bad but there are so many eyes on their yard I cant. >>82996623Fucking true I love cat sounds they're so funny. If you hear em its always cos of a silly fight rather than their subhuman owners neglect causing them to go neurotic. >>82996661But anon have you considered that you're the one in the wrong for being disturbed? You dog hating scum!>>82996669Dogs CAN be chill, but most people are lazy shitheads who don't give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves. My parents dogs would only do a single half bark when the doorbell rang and never shat in the house past month 4. Crazy how miracles happen when you aren't a selfish sloth.
>>82996534There are barking dogs around my house lately, when it has been years of peace before. Why xylitol? Is it untraceable or something? That being said, I'm terrified of being caught for a crime, with ring cameras being so common nowadays. I fantasized about just overfeeding feeding the noisy dog until it gets obese and is too exhausted to even bark. No doubt more expensive than poison, but probably less punishable in court. "Oh, the dog has been barking nonstop for weeks, I just thought it was being neglected so I gave it treats while visiting!"
>>82996803>>82996647The audacity of these cunts to demand people pay money for their little murder monsters, lmao. I'd really like to know how these stories ended, because I sincerely doubt anyone would fork over cash for this retarded arrangement lol.I'm guessing they ended up in the pound where they were probably euthanised after no one adopted them.
>>82996576this>wow what a cute little guy, no he doesn't bother me at all haha i love dogs>lay out chocolate and rat poison sausages overnight>omg i'm so sorry about your dog, that's so horrible i can't believe someone would do that
>>82997467Many of the stories I've read in the past, pitbulls are always your most returned dog and the most euthanized because of their niggerish behavior.
>>82996361Dog>BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!Owner>BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK! But a human guy
>>82997634>pitbulls are always your most returned dog and the most euthanized because of their niggerish behavior.By far. They are bred mostly for dogfights, or by accident because big nigger Daquentis won't get his dog fixed. "Brotha need his nuts, y'all."ANY other vicious breed or breed historically bred for guarding needs a special license to keep them. As well as expensive insurance in case your fucking dog rips the wrong person apart. Not pitbulls though. Any retard can have a pitbull puppy. Fuck it, have two or three. Let them roam around, who cares? It'll be fun.It's insane that we got to this point. I don't know if it's because shelter volunteers felt bad for them or what. Now we have one of the deadliest breeds of dog in the hands of random fuckwits causing mayhem and death of innocents. Everyone's fine with it and you're an asshole if you point it out.
If I have to put up with constant>HOOOONK HONK HONK HOOOONK >nigger children: EEEEEEK! HAHAHAHA AHHHHH!! EEEEEEEK! REEEEEEEEEE!>nigger child throwing basketball against the wall: THA THUMP THA THUMP THA THUMP>loud ghetto BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BA BA BRRRRRRRR bass in the parking lotThen my doggy barking for 1-3 seconds at a time a few times a day isn't a big fucking deal if you don't want to hear it then buy a house oh wait you can't afford one. If someone came to my door and complained about my doggy I'd tell them to eat shit
>>82998823>my doggy barking for 1-3 seconds at a time a few times a dayI fucking wish
>>82998823>nigger child throwing basketball against the wall: LOOK BOSS THA TRUMP THA TRUMP THA TRUMPftfy
>>82998823>brags about affording a house>mentions the noises that occur when living in a shitholewhat did he mean by this?
>>82998937>brags about affording a houseWhere did I do that, smart one
i think my dog is part pitbull but she's also a really passive animal, she's just a huge mutt in general, but she's already 10 and never bit anyone so i think she's alrightshe does really like to lick so maybe pitbulls all have some sort of oral fixation
