Rebirth of the gay incel thread editionwho is still standing?
>>82998491what took you so long... I've been waiting for a while now
Colorado anon please reply to me
where the hell is everyone this place was filled to the brim with faggots... faggocalypse...
#2648 is the next edition... or this one, ratherso sad the thread got bludgeoned into a recovery coma
>>82998584#2648 would be next edition if this was the same chapter. this is chapter II
r9gay has fallen, billions wont get bfs.
>>82998639You will get a bfYou will have precious moments togetherand you WILL be happy.
>>82998653the king returns
>>82998653Is this movie good or is it just meme-y?
>>82998653My glorious trucel king has returned i love you can iget an autograph.
>>82998688>Is this movie goodNo, it is not.
>>82998688wrong actors, and script felt watered down desu>>82998709I am not worthy of that title anymore
breaking NNN on day 3 (beer and peanuts)
>>82997219>>82997351Zoomers are more desperate and dum than I thought
>>82998773I wanna break you on day 4
>>82998509>I'm incapable of making a threadKill yourself helpless whiner. You expect others to do everything for you. Die.>>82998584this point but this counts as a numbered thread so next one is 2649. >>82998664Yeah we need more spammers. Yeah we need more fakecel whiners.
>>82999108daddy why are you so mad? Yeah some can't make new but is it really that serious...
i was empted to make it but im in incognito and cant post images :(
>>82999144It is if you sit on your ass for hours crying like a little bitch and waiting for someone to save you. Making the thread is easiest thing ever and it boggles my mind you would rather whine instead of just do it. It's a nice analogy for how all issues you ppl have is just because of your inaction. I hate your type. And don't call me daddy bottom whore>>82999166Why can't you post images? If 4chan doesn't let you than it's ok but if you have another reason that's just a bullshit excuse.
>>82999193sorry thread daddy... i guess your lashing is justified...
>>82998491literally why not go to /lgbt/?
>Uploading files in incognito mode is not allowed.>The File field has been cleared.sadness, bitch ass rule
>>82999193>>82999108tbp bottom rage.
>>82999235I hate it too, needing to open another window just to post images! Garbage!
When you think about it, there's really actually nothing wrong with grooming grown men and molesting them into being your boyfriends
I woke up with horrible clutching indigestion but I'm still going to try and get to the dentist in an hour or so. I don't know if I'm going to make it. If I can't then I'll cut back on the food today so I can hopefully go tomorrow.
>>82999235Have you tried not using incognito?>>82999236Actually waiting for someone to save you because you're incompetent to do simplest of tasks is most bottom thing ever.
it doesnt matter how you look if you're an unlikeable autistic freak you just cant find anyone
>>82999554yeah, alright, fineyou convinced me
I still don't think incognito mode even does anything or they wouldn't let you use it. It's very likely a pleacbeo.
It lets me browse without having to delete my browsing history, it doesn't save it or leave cookies
>>82999669I want an unlikeable autist freak
need bf i hate so we can hate sex and hate cuddle and hate on things together
>>82999779what things do u like
>>82999850Can we be bfs even though I'm not chad and we can hate on chads and gay bottoms together?
>tfw no sleek strong twink merman/triton bf
>>82999862I don't know what you want me to say
>>83000033i like painting models and surfing and running and reading books and playing videogames what do you like :)
Meow where chubby chaser top bf yay
>>83000044post surfboard if ur so surfpunk
>>83000048I'm right over here but my little cock is small and you're HUGE FAT SWEATY BLVCK DICK only
>>83000177Not true I can go as low as 12cm that's under average yay and the color doesn't matter
>>8300021212 inches.... dicks like that don't exist even in african coutries... your fat ugly ass is ran through and shallow
>>83000289I said cm yay that's 5 inches not 12 learn to read whore
>>83000301I knkw what you mean whore you'll take a 5 meter dick because it might sate your stomach bulge belly stretching dick print huge penetration furry tranny fetish
>>83000320Nah you are just projecting yay
>>83000301no one measures in cms you weirdo
>>83000365literally the whole world measures in metric except for the usa.
>>83000365I do and I also gave the inches raetard
>>83000473i can give you some inches
>>83000558Ogey cool when and where
I once talked to a guy on discord and his penis was allegedly 20 or 21 cms. Is that a big penis? He also had stretchy balls.
>tfw no sweet red hair bearded orc twunk bf
>>83000616how does stretchy balls work>Is that a big penis?idk
no food november
using steak dinner to buy a bf
>>83000957I don't eat meat sorry
>>83001028So you don't suck cock then either?
>Checking dating advice thread>"Am I too pure?">this guy's problem is that girls told him he was too innocent and sweet for them>whole thread agrees with the girls and tells him that he's got to act more like an ass>"nice guys don't fuck">"being sweet is good but you got to have sex appeal">"hit the gym bruh, be badass"I FUCKING HATE THIS STRAIGHT NORMIE "Le confident" BS SO FUCKING MUCH THEY SHOULD ALL ROT IN HELL, the worst part is that gay guys pull this shit as well now. HOW COULD A INNOCENT GUY BE A PROBLEM? Not enough sex? Fuck that. People are horrible, men are horrible, and you tell the few who aren't to be shitty? DIEI'd take all the sweet guys with me if only I met one, seriously, stop going on ruining other guysAre you in search for a "le confident" bf too or are you fine with an innocent bf?
>>83000709Sorry, it hanged quite low and swinged.
>>83001121why were you looking for a girl dating advice?
>>83001513I wasn't looking, it popped up
>>83001070I don't eat non-human meat
>>83001473swingd huh.. maybe you were hypnotized by it
>>83000616>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size>The 2015 review (measured by staff) found average ... erect lengths of 13.12 cm (5.17 in)In short, yes that is huge. I'm about 16.4 cm erect.
>>83001121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n143bY__zGE
>>83001121I looking for a boyfriend at all. A confident bf won't understand me and won't date me because I'm not a bad cocky guy chad. A sweet innocent bf (which I might search for in the future once I feel prepared) might date me and might understand me, but when he realizes how great he is (because I will let him know how beautiful and smart and kind and deserving he is, and will cherish our borrowed time together), he will break it off and look for someone better and deserving, because no matter how sweet I might be I'll always have the toxic and ruinious side in me and because I'm not that innocent chad.
>>83001579I was, I like low hanging sacks.>>83001636Okay, I knew he was big, just didn't know his was allegedly huge.
don't take the raw milk pill anon. it is Bad for you. You are risking Sam and Ella and Bovine TB... don't do it Nonny...
>>83001668Don't be so hard on yourself anon, it's sad to see>>83001636now what's the average for 4chan
>>83001741What about only drinking breast milk from mtf trannies on hrt?
>>83001787I wouldn't recommend going near any looney troons either? They're all brain dead.
>>83001744>now what's the average for 4chanWell, I already started. I'm 16.4 CM, but I'm also fat so it looks smaller. But also, that study was 15521 men, so a decent sample size. Would be surprised if it would be much different.
>>83001800hiii jonah :D hru?
>>83001744I imagine for straight anons it'll be bellow average, however since this is the gay thread then it'll be above, no idea why that is but gay men generally have bigger cocks then straights
>>83001800What about BBC milk from a BLACK BVLL?
>>83001636>I'm about 16.4 cm erect.i dont believe you
>>83001820true, that's why i have an absolute monster
>>83001851Okay? That's fine I guess.
>>83001810Hi Meowster!!! I'm really good, I get my hair done again tomorrow which is exciting. How are you?!>>83001845Not OK. No.
>>83001915>How are you?!I'm okay abt to go work out, then play some backrooms game w friends after>I get my hair done again tomorrowoooooo okay, i hope it turns out good ^^i gotta get a haircut myself soon
>>83001845fuck off with this cringe shit
>>83001121>having such strong opinions on men and dating >0 experience
>>83001927Interesting thread here but why is the dildo brown skinned like that?
>>83001899no, you should post big chubby cock
>>83002007anybody used prostate toys? I might buy one soon
>>83001744>now what's the average for 4chanprobably 7.5"-8"x5.5"-6". i am an extreme outlier around this site with my abnormally thin undesirable 7"x5" penis. most 4chan users have enormous penises.
>>83002037Do they come in darker BBC colors for sissy white boys?
>>83002063I don't know, I'm neither a sissy nor white. I think Aneros only makes stuff in black anyways.
>>83002097Can you explain why bottoms love shoving darker colored things up their ass especially if their black?
>>830020627 inches is crazy big in my opinion
>>82999779Oh shit me too. I got one I can text but hell probably rape me. Not cool. He has to use a condom lmao or else i will zap strap him. Had my eyes on him the second we met even though hes evil. Hes so on point my type that i thought my friends were tryna honeypot me into something because he was drunk too.
>>83002123not when it has average to thin girth. length is nothing without big girth.
For the first time in at least a week I did not have fast food for lunch. I have given up all pretenses of controlling myself and am just going to eat myself to oblivion.
>>83002136oh, brb gonna check my girth
>>83002123you're talking to chudbot. he's lowkey fishing for compliments for his above average dick and height. You may recognize him as the poster who repeats "bottom only want chad" all over again
>>83002123My penis is only 7"x6" and is so microscopically tiny that all gay bottoms make fun of me for it and refuse to date me
>>83002161>Being 5'5" is above average height>Having a 7 inch dick is above averageNo one is going to believe this delusional tripe no matter how many times you repeat it
>>83002161i have a 7"x5" micropenis and a legitimately thin cock. the guy you're talking about has a 7"x6" chad cock and comes here to brag.
>>83002160you should let us see what kind of twink monster you have in your pants
I wish I had a 7 inch penis just like everyone else...
>>830021827 inch dick is in the top 0,1% of penis size
Need to suck pp of any type, as long as it's clean and doesn't have cheese.
>>83002136Imagine having no length but all girth though and wanting a fat ugly chode dick>>83002214>Crying cause his tiny dick is only 1 inch thinner then mineIt wouldn't make a difference my dick is bigger then yours and still microscopic in size you'd need a magnifying glass to see it
>>83002182You missed the part where he claims to have a <18 BMI but calls himself fat. It's just delusion on top of delusion
>>83002225haha no.... maybe ill drop the measurements one day
>>83002249Yeah you say this but secretly wish for a BIG BLACK HUNG STUD to fuck your pretty white face
>>83002268I know you're young and celibate, but the more time you spend in this thread, the further away you get from having a real bf. These boys will spew their loser narratives and make you feel like trying is not worth it and you should give up instead.
>>83002268haha maybe you should drop it on my face hahaha
>>83002263My bmi is actually 22.4 at 5'5" 62.5kg and I already posted my stomach proving that I'm obese and have a giant gut>>83002248Maybe in india or asia where cocks are 4 inches on average but in europe and america 7 inches is below average the average dick size is at least 8 inches and mine isn't even 7 it's 6.5
>>83002287what the fuck are you talking about? the only loser here is you
>>83002308>but in europe and america 7 inches is below average the average dick size is at least 8 inchesyou are completely porn brained and stupid
>>83002287he's 18, a sweede and has friends. I'd say the chances of him ending up like us losers are slim.
>>83002308The average dick size in america is 5 inches
>>83002312are you sure about that? you have never been kissed before. Get real
>>83002325good for him but he's still a virgin on r9k. I'm glad he has better chances of leaving this place but he's not completely off the hook.
>>83002342>The average dick size in america is 5 inchesThis is what white timmycels actually believe.
>>83002377This is what someone with actual sex experience knows, as opposed to someone who gets his beliefs from incel chans. You are delirious
>>83002287uhhhhhhh okay ^^>>83002288haha..>>83002325you guys remember everything>>83002376>good for him but he's still a virgin on r9k.:C
so if 7"x6" is a micropenis i guess nobody below 9"x7" has the right to call themselves a man. good thing i plan on never bothering to date or have sex with my 7"x5" dick that's smaller than a micropenis.
>>83002397why do you come here? What is that you find interesting about this place? Why aren't you hanging out with your alleged real life friends and dating local nordic homosexuals?
uhh guys my prolapses keep getting worse what do i do?
>>83002154i don't understand you don't even eat that much, does being old really make you gain weight that much faster
i love coming to r9k so i can constantly get reminded that my small and comically thin 7"x5" dick is microscopic and too small to do anything with by a guy who's twice my volume. really great feeling to constantly get humiliated by chad while he complains about being bigger than 99% of men and makes fun of and insults everyone with legitimate insecurities like myself.
>>83002425All good questions for anyone here. I got my dick sucked and fucked a guy in the clubs restroom last night. Was not expecting that to happen but it just did.
>>83002394So you're better then me in every way and actually managed to have sex and now you're a humblebragging faggot talking down to me telling me that despite my cock being humiliated by everyone that it's actually normal because you have had sex before and I can't.Thanks for taking the time to belittle me and tell me about how you know everything because you've had sex chad
>>83002397Sorry, but I have nothing else to do all day, plus I naturally remember info like that easily. I do have some light stalker characteristics but don't worry I'm safely contained here in the US.
>>83002427quit fisting
>>83002397I thought you weren't a virgin and had a bf though because you're a good looking swedish femboy?
>>83002463Yes, add that to a completely sedentary lifestyle and all the soda he drinks adds a ton of calories which isn't accounted for. Plus he eats fast food which is very calorie dense.
i want fbf to wear me like a sock puppet through my ass
it's pretty unbelievable to me that every time i come here the dude with a 7"x6" dick that's as big/bigger than most pornstars is crying about being too small. every single time. it's like he doesn't do anything else but complain about his objectively huge penis. that's his entire life.
>>83002526It's either a bot or someone who is just completely fucked in the head mentally that he would say a 10 inch mega dong was too small.
>>83002526It's actually 6.5"x5.5" Because I lied about it's length and it's only 6 inches of girth at the base of my penis the rest of it is only 5.5" of girth.And bottoms humiliate me for it being so small I've personally had 3 different bottoms I tried to date all tell me it was small and then ghost me for it
>>83002558Actually anything 9" or above would be large or huge because 8" is the average penis
oh great the autistic loser scared away the cute Swede.I fucking hate you incel bastards
>>83002558makes me never want to come to this board as someone with actual real insecurities concerning size. i drop by every now and then but it's literally all he does all day every day. of all the sizes to be insecure about why would you pick top 1% girth? why not lie and say you're thinner instead of consistently every single time just coming off as a bragging literal chad fishing for compliments about your objectively large penis with zero downsides. it is baffling.
>>83002565you can't backpedal and lie now to try and get sympathy chad. not after constantly spamming your size for ages now.
>>83002491how would you know if im good looking :P>>83002480ah okay no worries ^^
>>83002604You guys regularly alternate between insulting me for my stats and calling me an ugly loser or trying to insult me by calling me a lying chad. You need to make up your minds which one I am and stick to it
>>83002632anyone with a top 1% penis cannot possibly call themselves anything but chad. it is impossible.
>>83002610You're a young swedish twink with a bf and that instantly makes you better looking then me and most of the people here because I'm not a chad
>>83002643My penis is only top 1% when the population used are all clittycels like indians or asians because in an actual white population like europe my cock is tiny and gets mogged by everyone. And it's even worse if you compare it to african statistics...
>>830026707"x6" is top 1% anywhere on the planet. 6" girth alone is. delusional to think otherwise. i guess your massive ego just needs to have people worshipping your cock irl 24/7 else you autistically spam garbage to make anyone smaller feel like shit.
>>8300255810 inch dongs are actually relatively small. If you had even a little bit of experience dating you'd know that it's barely ok size. But you rather come here and complain about being single and which one of dicklet have it worse than inatall Grindr and go on a date with a normal man with a normal sized penis. I almist feel sorry for your own stupidity and inability to leave the house and going on a one single date. It will give you more knowledge than your e bfs and e relationships on discord cimbined.
>>83002670Asians have big dicks almost as often as whites, some are ever bigger and girthier and hotter than blacks
>>83002699How big dicks is the average top packing then? 12, 14 16+ inchers?
>>83002632I never called you ugly. I think you're cute and your averagely big penis is not your biggest problem.
>>83002740>6" girth is "averagely" big and not huge on 4chudbrutal blackpill for 5" girth pencil pp havers like me. good thing i will never have sex and disappoint someone.
>>8300272912 in Brazil is common if you want a real big dicked guy to please you. 16 and above need a little preparation before bottoming. Heard there were guys with 20 inches but it's rare to find them.
>>83002565>I've personally had 3 different bottoms I tried to dateThat you met anonymously. On discord of all places. So you showed your dick to three random size queens, and being rejected by them completely broke your mind. A man who can't take rejection like a champ isn't ready to face the world.
>>83002764size queens would be overjoyed to fuck a 7"x6" dick you fucking retard. get real.
>>83002632You are a loser, though, who just so happens to have a dick bigger than 99% of men. It's a shame you're too mentally ill to actually use it. A total waste of size
>>83002760Everything you just said is untrue.
>>83002764Only 1 of them was on discord the other 2 were on dating apps which don't work btw>>83002690Actually there's approximately 367568252 people with dicks longer then mine and there's 10148615 people with dicks thicker then mine and there's 15107293 people with dicks that are bigger then mine overall. So what's stopping a bottom from just fucking a chad with a bigger dick then mine when there's hundreds of millions of them out there?
>>83002478My dick is smaller than yours but I had sex because I'm not a drooling retard
>>83002749You misunderstood, your is big too. I'm not the one to rate which big penis is less, I don't measure up to you anyway.
>>83002828why are you lying and not putting 7"x6" chad? i'm starting to think you're just a legit psychopath who gets off on making men insecure and self hating.
>>83002832>I had sex because I'm chad and you're notYeah everyone already knows this and that this is why you can fuck and I can't
>>83002841nope. biggest difference between me and the other poster is 7"x5" has a legit chance to be too thin or small volume wise leading to disappointment or lackluster sex. 7"x6" will never be too small for anyone. not even size queens. he simply comes here to brag.
>>83002850My dick is not 7x6 it's only 6.5x6 at best and I already proved that there's hundreds of millions of big dicked chads out there that completely and totally cock mogg me
Just ignore cuckbot, please, trying to talk to him is like trying to talk to an actual wall.
I have a pathetic above average penis and cum a lot it's so over for me :(
>>83002874now you're just flatout lying so you don't come off as a completely delusional gigachad. unbelievable.
>>83002828>>83002828There's not 8 billion men in the world, you can't even read the stats>Bigger than 99% of men >Still worried about the 1% Delusional
accuse the enemy of that of which you are guilty
>>83002503even a burger at mcdonalds is only 400 calories or something, if you eat like 2 of those a day you are still losing calories
In a room full of 99999 men only 99900 guys will be bigger than me and I don't bitch about that because I'm blasting my head off with a shotgun next year and don't have to worry about getting bf at all
>>83002913He doesn't eat just two of those a day, that's just for lunch. Then he has whatever he has for dinner, and likely snacks as well.
>>83002647maybe but im not pretty unfortunately, idm thoalso why is everyone talking about dick size
>>83002862>he simply comes here to brag.That's what you're doing right now with your 0.01% cock
>>830029427"x5" is barely above average and arguably average in the west volume wise. 7"x6" is huge anywhere. we are not the same.
>>83002862All this talk about penis sizes is legit starting to affect me and I'll put it simply that way: please appreciate what you have no matter your size. In your case, you're in the top 5% anyway. Please stop saying that you might be too thin because no guy would ever be disappointed with your volume or perfomance.
>>83002897There's over 8 billion people in the world and women can have penises now so they could have bigger dicks then mine too>>83002887How am I lying? Have you ever actually seen my dick? have you measured it? I didn't think so but I have and I know what it looks like and it's ugly and tiny and no one wants to touch it let alone look at it>>83002939Some of us have tiny penises and the gay bottoms are trying to argue that penis size doesn't matter despite them rejecting me in this very thread for having a small penis
>>83002959>you're in the top 5% anywaytop 20% in the west. it's the 5'10" of dick sizes. boring and typical.>Please stop saying that you might be too thin tell the literal chad with massive girth that. i am long with thin/average girth. it isn't anything special.
>>83002984>longactually i wouldn't even call 7" length long. more a little above average length with thinner girth.
>>83002984Ok, turns out you're just like him. Wallow in your own top whatever misery since you don't seem to have real problems.
>>83002526>>83002558It's just a garden variety troll. Don't get him wrong, he has actual debilitating insecurities, but he won't share those with us. He will, however, humblebrag about his above average penis and his normal BMI, because he knows what happens next. Everyone showers him with attention, each post saying "you're not small" or "you're not fat" are the compliments he came for. That's how he boosts his ego. Those stats are the things he actually likes about himself and he brags about it in this reverse psychology way. The real source of his insecurities, that he won't tell us. He would never admit it, because he's actually ashamed of it. Unlike his dick size that he can't go one thread without mentioning, going as far as posting stats about how he's bigger than 99% of men. Does that sound like insecurity to you? We will never know what he's really insecure about
>>83002979>over 8 billion people in the worldHalf of which don't have penises, god you're stupid
>>83002952>7"x5" is barely above averageIt's in the top 0.1% of penises. You just don't know what "average" means. The only thing below average is probably your IQ
>>83003067You're part of the LGBTQIA24++ group you should know that girls can have penises
Need to pee, requesting toilet bf
>>83003119Really need a bottom bf to piss right into my mouth and all over my face but also piss all over himself while we're having sex.
I genuinely hate you stuck up apathetic bitches
I hate you niggers
>>83003110You sound like a retard and you are one, girls don't have penises, adam's apples, huge shoulders, manly jaws, big eyebrow bones, crooked giants noses and ears, wide ribcages, extremely narrow hips, fucked up small tits etc
>tfw no bf with whom i can please all the king's horses and all the king's men
>>83003334who is will
>>83003334What about the niggers that have their BBCs up meow's asshole?
>>83003376Oh sorry I thought this was /r9gay/ not /r9bigotedhomophobicchuds/
>>83003480it's just one tranny hater, we support all trannies in this general
I'm failing my NNN for the 9th time soon because I'll never have a boyfriend. I'll never have someone worth saving my love, energy, fluids for, someone with whom the whole month of abstinance would be worth the end results.
i only support a few trannys and none of them are in this general
How can the bottoms here support BBC and BLACK BVLLS but not trannies when the two go hand in hand? Seems a little biased and chudphobic to me.
easy im not a bottom
>>830030897"x5" in the west is average volume wise. no amount of gaslighting can convince me otherwise.
>>83003626>Not a bottom>Types in all lowercaseJust admit that you're a bottom and that you're built for it it's easier this way
caught a new STD today guys!
>>83003675im not a bottom sorry tyrone
>>83003480>>83003507you must be lost, this is indeed /r9gay/, now get the fuck out straggots
>>83003708No you didn't, you virgin
>>83003753gays and trannies are natural born allies
do gay peoples really have std contests for hundreds of thousands usd
even the ugliest fattest bottoms only want 15 inch cocks
i wish these threads were more about love and less about sex
>>83003943well when you receive zero sex because you're ugly and short with a skinny penis then you tend to get obsessive over it.
>>83003943Love for BBC and trannies?
>>83003943Sex is way easier to get, gotta keep my goals realistic
i only have size 18 shoes it's over for me i will never have a gf
>>83003943I made a post telling sex appeal cumbrains to fuck off and nobody cared
Pet eastern gorilla bf?
>>83003943No man will ever love me and I know that so I might as well start comparing myself to the mental images of anons and hot men and lose.
I cannot wait for my augmented VR bf
>>83003904no, that's just homophobic propaganda
I hate that heightism started to appear even in gay and furfag spaces. Zoomers are the devil spawn.
>>83004247not like you're a regular in gay spaces irl, so how do you know? Gay men care less about height than women.
>>83004247>StartedYou think gay people weren't heightist before? Retard
>>83004276Enligten me
what would you do if your bf gave you an std (not hiv)?>he didn't know he had it>he got it before you two met>he never cheated and didn't sleep with anyone else since then
I went clothes shopping, saw my chinless side profile, became suicidal and went home. Honestly the government should fund surgeries for us chinlets, it's not fair people can fall in love with eachother and I can't.
maybe i should make a haunting piano refrain
>>83004330At least you're not short and bald
i hate when people ask what you did on a holiday, oh anon, what've you done on halloween you know i sat at home you already asked so you can set up your joke about me being a robot like 5 minutes ago. fucking twats.
>>83004339I am short and I'm starting to go bald
>>83004377Are you me senpai?
baldlets have no chance but to become tops.
>>83004308forgive him of course. that's what love is for
>>83004396Maybe. Do you also have droopy eyes and frizzy hair?
>>83004405You can't be bald and be a top cause bottoms only want full haired top chads sorry
>>83004377Confirm that it's AGA and get on fin asap. You will thank me.If you get scared about sides then still take it and cope by waiting for new treatments. pp405 supposedly might work (or kill you). Because its better to save hair than have to get a transplant then
>>83004405that's true what the other "anon" said, i'd never let my fbf top if his if hair is nair
>mom is forcing me to go to therapyLife is going absolutely terrible, thanks for asking imaginary bf!
>>83004308this is why i stopped being gay
>>83004487its not that bad. i go therapy too
>>83004502Good riddance, time for you to leave then
>>83004456no but i liked a boy who did
>>83004487What happened? Is this a new diagnosis or is your first time? Have you experienced any issues regarding mental health before?
>>83004532no this is my general
Meow I'm lonely. Why aren't you guyz magically saving me? Well?
>>83004487if youre under 18 you shouldnt be hereif youre over 18 she cant make you do anything
>>83004598Because I'm worthless trash who can't do anythgnn
>>83004480How do I confirm shit? I'm in the UK and I have no idea how to get consultations or anything of the sort
its more fun to laugh at you
>>83004618Figure it out champ. Go to a trychologist i think because derms are useless usually
>>83004544Why are you guys giving me hope. I'm an ugly ass 3/10 that doesn't deserve love
>>83004618dont listen to the pill pusherconfidence makes chad and nothing else
>>83003943I'm too mentally ill to get a bf so being a whore is just the second best thing.I was born garbage, and so garbage I am.
Really wish he'd make me eat from his hand during petplay
>>83004679Are you me? You're probably sane and cute compared to some.
>>83004702Anon you slut!!!
i hope i reach 40 kg by the end of this year...
>>83004461sorry that's just not true given I bottomed for baldies before
>>83004919why are you starving you anorexic bitch
>>83004548I have had major depression and anxiety since childhood. I do suspect some bipolar in the mix. >>83004607I'm being threatened with being kicked out the house so
>>83005032>I'm being threatened with being kicked out the housecall the bluffdid you actually do anything wacky or is your mom just mad that youre lying in bed all day
>>83005045>lying in bed all dayThat seems like a reasonable motive to be mad. His mom wants what's best for him.
>>83005032Maybe therapy could be good for you? Do you have any good friends in real life?
>>83005045I've been having constant night terrors and mental breakdowns last 2 weeks for no apparent reason.
>>83005064didnt say it wasnt but laying on a couch with a drone instead of in bed with a phone isnt all that different>>83005084describe one such incident
>>83004837I know I know. But in my defence it is actually a very intimate and loving act that I'd only do with future bf
>>83005082My mom has dragged me to therapy for the last 8 years of my life. I guess it's helped a little but I've already talked about everything I want to.Also, I'm a mentally ill 4chan homosexual incel. I do not have ""irl"" friends. >>83005129Had like 3 separate nightmares about traumatic events in my life and locked myself in the bathroom and cut my hair very short while crying. I'm not particularly violent, just quite self destructive.
>>83005129The drone is a professional paid to listen to your woes. Many things can fill that therapeutic role in one's life. Friends, activities, lovers... But if you have none of those, a therapist is better than nothing
>>83005183having even like a 5mg weed gummy per day stops dreams for most people, and therefore also stops nightmares. when ive been smoking weed for a bit and then stopped, i get really freaked out the first few times i have nightmares cause i forget theyre a thing kinda. so...tell your mom to get you some weed gummies. im not sure if the cbd gummies that you can get anywhere have the same effect, but you could try. if it doesnt work for you at first, try a higher dose or a preroll joint.
>>83005183You need to be my boyfriend.
>>83005223>Friends, activities, lovers...you can pay for activities if you didnt know, and at those activities youre a lot more likely to meet friends or lovers than lying on some guy's couch.
>>83005183>8 years of therapy Damn bro. So did you have any insights about your situation and life in general? Did you learn anything from it? About yourself and how much PTSD you struggle with? Making friends would be better than a thousand therapists. How much do you like the idea of joining a club for a hobby?
>>83005234>telling mentally ill people to get on drugs Oh don't do that. Doing drugs alone won't fix his issues. The only way that weed could benefit him is by lumping him with a bunch of stoner friends, which are the best friends out there.
>>83005277i am talking about the specific issue of having nightmares which a 5mg weed gummy a few hours before bed will in fact fix for most people.
>>83005246True. If that's a possibility for you, it's better than any therapy. Having a friend, even if it's just one good friend irl, is a life saver. In fact many incels struggle with loneliness and get all fuzzy about love and relationships, when friendship is the actual thing they need the most.
>>83005294The nightmares are probably just the surface of the problem and chronic depression plus PTSD plus social isolation are the root cause. He could take something to sleep deeply and erase the nightmares but that won't fix whatever is causing those nightmares. Which is probably his depression currently peaking
>>83005328if youre bleeding, the first thing you need is a band aid, even if its from cutting yourself.
If you don't start talking and let the thread go page 11 I might as well start typing out how much of a non chad I am.
>>83005824yeah thats an ick
>>83005824By any means do it, it might make us feel better
does anyone want to argue about how having casual sex is a good idea for your situation?
>>83005824I hate it when sex having bottoms or sex having chad tops steal my schtick and start pretending and complaining in the threads that they aren't chad
I only had sex with one dude in my life but i never was in a relationship
>>83005900that doesnt even make sense its purely neutral
>>83005927Okay thanks for bragging about it here whore
I barely ate anything in the last two days and I'm not even hungry for some reason, I'm just sitting here withering away...
>>83005928How is it neutral? Having casual sex could be a gateway to meeting other gays, finding friends or even a bf. It's like kickstarting your career from scratch, you gotta begin somewhere
i almost vented here about why im fucking fuming today, but then i restrained myselfapologies
>>83005962you could say that about anything
>>83006010You can't say any of that about shitposting here or e dating anons. You must have casual sex first, then a bf later. That's the order of things for most people, straight or gay.
>>83005990I love venting here. I have no social support network, and I got ghosted by therapy when I tried to apply.
>straight friend keeps teasing me I love it and hate it in equal amounts. On one hand, it's so cute to read a message from a straight boy saying "where are you my love" or "I missed you so much my femboy" or even "come empty my balls" On the other hand he's just joking and I'm here falling for a straight bro all over again
>>83006132I'm straight and never had anyone fall for me because I'm not chad
>>83006033>You mustshut yo bitch ass up
I don't think you can say your game gets brutally hard if I can beat it. Granted it took me 2 hours and this guy apparently beat it in 26minutes while getting all treasures https://youtu.be/2wQ7CmvOpewI didn't watch it, just wanted to see how much time it takes others. Said he almost rage quit in the comments so maybe it's just a supercut dunno. I don't know why I didn't drop it myself since it wasn't THAT fun. It was good but not good enough to keep going when you get stuck at few different "levels". I hate stealth and slow paced gameplay sometimes ugh. I didn't cry because I'm a big boy.
https://youtu.be/gz0qE0oWHoMPossibly cringiest thing I ever saw. Who does this appeal to? I don't think boomer republicans listen to rap lolSecond hand embarrassment
>>83006143I forgot you were delusional about being hetero too, I guess it's one more to the delulu list next to your penis size and weight
>>83006223How is saying that I'm straight delusional? Name 1 gay thing that I've done ever.
>>83006238Posting here everyday
>>83006254I don't post here everyday and posting here isn't gay
>>83000177I thought you didn't want to fuck meow but this is what third attempt? Lying cuckbot lol>>83001121I think you're conflating things. You can be confident and innocent/sweet. No I don't want some retard who I have to babysit because of his million billion insecurities actually. Someone who doesn't love himself won't ever believe others can love him either.>>83001934He cants. Indian spambot must do his thing>>83002028You got rekt by non insecure, confident poster who didn't take your bait thirsty whore
>>83006284you're delusional, darling. Convince yourself
>>83006198kid named White Niggers:fuck, i got muted, i already said this phrase ig lmao
I find it hard not to fall for my FWB. Which now that I think about it is such a bs term. Its just someone that wants to use you for sex and not commit. He has a husband anyways amd he definitely doesnt see me as anything more than what we are. Idk something is wrong with me that repels people who try to get close. Theres something deeply wrong with me that I can never exaclty pin down. Same thing with the guy at work who.i though for sure was flirting with me and my friend basically outright told me I was looking too deep into it.
in 1 post they say you're delusional and super mega gayin 1 post they say you need to get out because only gays are allowed here and you aren't and never will be gay
>>83002583Ok pedophile simp. You sound creepy as fuck.
>>83006364you are definitely gay, but so so delusional... and hungry for attention.People want you to leave because you are annoying but let's be honest, a delusional gay celibate in denial? You belong here
I WENT FROM LOOKING JEWISH TO LOOKING ISRAELI POST HAIRCUT.
>>83002591Because he wants you to feel like that lol. You're literally losing to a spambot programmed to farm outrage and attention.>>83002939It's just two spammers. Brazilian have sex spammer and bbc cuck spammer who cries about his above average dick all day>>83003052So true hue. So tell us about how you have so much sex again but dont slip up and admit you don't have a bf this time. Zero self awareness. Boop beep
>>83006307i don't believe you either
>>83005045Fuck off. This thread gives worst advice ever especially when you don't have to face the consequences. He would be the one getting kicked out not you. You have no idea how his mom is. You are dumb and harmful.
>>83005915You literally stole the 7 inch micro dick shtick from that one r9k aqua spammer. Your whole persona is just taking incel r9k worldview and using it for gaysex as a straggot. Noting interesting or original about your trolling which is why only other indians like you.
>>83006623>r9k aqua spammerWhat the fuck are you talking about mong I've been posting about my tiny white pecker since at least march I copied no one.
If he was just complaining about his 'small' pp I could maybe understand but he has to bring in the racebait too.
Maybe the bottoms in these threads should stop fetishizing black men then I wouldn't mention them when talking about my tiny white penis
>>83006655https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78969655/#78969655The notorious I HAVE A SMALL 7 INCH PENIS spammer, you shit eating bbc loving canadian cuck
>>83006693I wasn't here in 2024 so how could I have copied him? Wrong again nerd
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78724113/#78724113Classic aqua poster thread right here for examplehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78721341/#78721341Here is moreThis bbcuck just stole the whole trollsona
>>83006727These are all months from before I started posting and have nothing to do with meow's BBC fetish
Did you know cuckbots discord was mandingo1921 proving once again he is a literal cuck?
I've never posted my discord here though and that's not my discord id
This thread is very uncomfy as of late again. Can't we learn to ignore cuckbot small pp bot or whatever he's called?
>>83006841Hard to do when meow simp is obsessed with blaming him for the actions of other posters
>>83006841it hasn't been comfy since 2023
>>83006905What happened after 2023?
>>83006910the personas and trollfarming increased a lot
I believe it is time for a worst posters list, it's been a while. I bet I know who number 1 is.
Well these threads have lasted many years I'm sure they can survive and withstand gay bottoms facing the reality that they are all chad only whores
westfalen...r9gayfalen...>>83006841ignore cuckbot postsfilter cuckbot postsreport cuckbot posts>>83007006im getting my popcorn ready, this has been highly anticipated
>>83006562letting your parents run your life when youre an adult isnt a good situation to be in one way or the other. in the highly unlikely event she did kick him out, which is so unlikely it isnt even worth discussing really, he would live, and it might even be a good thing. its really scary how many adults in current year are still in this "i have to everything my parents say" sort of child mindset rather than thinking of themselves as independent people.
>>83007119It's very hard to live on your own, cut off from any support systems. Rent is high, groceries are high, wages are low or certainly not high enough.
>>83007130move to pittsburghprevailing basic retail wage in pgh is 12-14/hr which means youll make about double these rents pretty easily. having lived there i can tell you that theyll hire literally fcking anybody with legs and hands at chain stores. groceries are not expensive in america and if you really cant afford food there are food banks. the numbers are not hard to make work, at all, if youre willing to go someplace cheap like pittsburgh. you dont need a car to live there either. what *is* hard is actually getting the motivation to break out of the comfy parental shell and do something new and scary. i recognize that that's hard, but...at the same time...if youre not happy there...then this is what you have to do. no way around it really. you could also you know go to college or whatever.
>>830072123x the rent is minimum
>>83007514who the fuck says? i used to live in pgh making 1000 a month plus tips and paying 500 rent as my share of a 1000/mo 2bdr apartment. i wasnt saving anything really but i was getting by. things are a lot easier in this regard when you dont need a car to get to work. pittsburgh is literally the cheap walkable city people say doesnt exist. when i lived there i was making 8 an hour. since then basic retail hourly pay has gone up a lot there. its 12-14 now as i said. and rent there meanwhile is basically the same. this isnt some crappy area either, the part i screenshotted is basically around pitt and cmu the two big colleges, and schenley park is beautiful and great to walk around. (theres also an open-secret gay hookup spot called the fruit loop in that park but that isnt really my kind of thing.)the only hitch is you might need a parent to cosign an apartment lease if you dont have any credit history, but if you have a signed employment document from a chain store you might not even need that. the rules are kind of different in pittsburgh. look im not saying getting out of a stuck-in-the-house situation is easy...there are a lot of little hurdles, like how are you going to look at apartments or go to job interviews in another city by yourself? and honestly a lot of the time what your parents really want is for you to either go to college or magically be a different person...so they wont be very helpful. but dont tell me the numbers are the problem, because theyre not.
entering my first std contest, it's a local one so the bar should be pretty low but i'm nervous guys...
your perfect soulmate died in the israel palestine conflict
i just noticed that jerk op thought he could just drop the numbering. not cool
>>82998491#2648 FOR THE RECORDjerk
>>83007739says the landlord. nobody will rent to a brokie
>>83007212>>83007739sorry, i'm just being difficult. pittsburgh is actually on my shortlist of cities to move to. chicago is shockingly affordable as well. i keep looking at tiny little 800sq ft houses on zillow and imagining how cozy it would be. with like a little postage stamp yard i can pave over and use as a gym. so pretty
>>83008206>how cozy it would be. with like a little postage stamp yard>i can pave over and use as a gym. so prettywhat on earthis this a jokeyou literally called it cute and then said youd ruin it in the same sentencei am so confused
just go to planet fitness for frick's sake its ten dollars a month
i have very very little respect for people who piss and moan constantly about muh rent but then refuse to even consider living in an apartment in a city. i know its not literally exactly how you grew up but gosh darn. living a bit differently isnt gonna kill you.
>>83008281a studio apartment here starts at $2300, I refuse to light half my income on fire to live in a room
>>83008222just thinking out loud. it depends on the lot. >>83008281the people renting apartments in the city ARE the people complaining about renti think a lot of people also just find the idea of rewarding rent-seeking landleeches repulsive to the extreme. i'd find it very very difficult to stomach paying some piece of shit loser like that a fortune every month for nothing. no ownership, no equity, $10-20000 out the door every year for fuckin NOTHIN
127 pounds, 6 feet tall...
>>83008374are you well?
>>83008404i might be a tiny bit too thin
I'm going blind. And I'm retarded. And also I look retarded now...
>>83008581why now? what happened?
>>83008611glasses broke and I'm basically blind without them they also improved my look a lot
I want to have sex with Paul Dano man
>>83008777Trips of unfathomable basedness
I hate going to sleep because it feels like teleporting myself from nighttime to work day
Imagine if a gay guy made a post like this kek >>83008670
>>83008807>implying it wasn't already made by a faggot
What clothes do you boys usually wear?
>>83008834>black graphic (band/show/movie) t shirt>black jeans >maybe a sweatshirt if it's coldI used to feel a bit bad about the fact that my style is basically just that of a walking advertisement for whatever I have on my shirt by then I stopped caring. I don't think about what I wear, really.
>>83008845Kinda based. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so autistic for clothing quality so I could wear some shitty cheap clothes. Instead my lizard brain wants to spend 300 on one fucking jean.
>>83008834incelcore greyscale pants, simple tshirt and light turtleneck pullover, dark colored coat + leather shoesperfect for incelwalks in nippy late autumn days.
>>830060527 hours later, and i still cant bring myself tomaybe another dayfuck, im still so angry
I woke up horny rather than depressed today!!!!Things ARE getting better.
I took a nap, I feel good
>>83008834black clothing with green shoes and a green jacket, maybe a gray/green hat on top of thatI really like green.
Saw my straight boy crush in my dreams again, he's still sexy and muscly and big penised and tall and a video of him was leaked and sent to me by my friend for fun and giggles. I didn't have enough time to watch it and enjoy him because next thing is me having a comical walk on the streets of Kent with Leslie Knope.
>>82998491I'm fucking hot af, so why should I settle on one guy? All these tops and doms & whatever theyre just flesh dildos to me, theyre all the same, just a one time fun time.
>>83008834I wear whatever my mom bought me. I hate going clothes shopping. So much for "gays have good fashion sense", I never even got that
>>83009690because you want to be pozzed, not loved, like most faggots
Your future bf is probably getting his ass stretched by real big dick right now maybe even BBC
why do i still post here i've had a bf for 8 months
>>83010088Maybe you enjoy the sense of community you get here. I'm a bit sad I can't ever get one but I don't wanna hold others back.8 months is a longer than most honeymoon phases, are you still heavily in love?
Can't wait to finally get a bf and then make my last post on r9gay announcing so ^_^
>>83010224I'm so sad I'll never be able to do this
CAn I post here if I'm a straight guy who likes twinks?
>>83010492>can I post here if im exactly like every single poster itt
>>83010505all r9gay posters are straight?
>>83010492I'm prisongay who likes muscular hairy men and I get told to gtfo.
>>83010511No but they are mostly only attracted to twinks and femboys >>83010535>prisongay>Likes masc men Not how it works
>>83010224I thought I would stop posting after getting a relationship. Turns out you can leave the chan but the chan doesn't leave you
>>83010492please be my boyfriend and then pound my butt retarded.
>>83007913nigga stop being homophobic.
I like guys
I remember being so excited when I found this thread
i'm 18 so literally every guy my age is a twink
>>83010969I was already fat and I had a full beard when I was 18.
>>83010492No, fuck off straggot>>83010535Get the fuck outta here retarded hetero leech lol
I'm lonely and slept for 14 hours someone save me waa
>>83010969Yeah but you won't be 18 forever. If you don't like more adult looking men now, that's a dark omen that you'll be chasing twinks later in life
>>83011135bro is onto nothing
Ill never be able to experience what its like to have a boyfriend. Im not pretty enough to be a femboy even though i desperately wish I was. No man has ever approached me or shown romantic interest in me, ever. All gay media fills me with intense jealousy that ill never experience that love.
>>83011201you can find a bf as a masculine stud instead.
>>83011206I dont want to be a masculine stud. Seeing masculinity in myself disgusts me to my very core.
>>83011214You can find a bf as a stunning and brave trans woman
>>83011237I dont want to be a woman. I just want to be a feminine twink that boys love and desire. Im 18 yet im already too masculine so its basically already over for me anyways
>>83011201>>83011214are you me? Not a fem btw, but I don't want to look masc either, alas I do have some masc features I loathe..>I'm 18it gets worse
>>83011249>>83011282why are you two agp trannies even here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsFszO6ocjQWhen I hit 18 I already had a full beard and was covered head to toe with a thick layer of grease and acne. I was never a twink.
>>83011305Im not trans. Trust me, ive tried to make myself think i was trans for awhile because multiple people told me I was. But no matter how hard I tried, it never felt right to me. I realized that I am just a femboy, not a transwoman. >>83011282>it gets worseDo you mean that as in your also 18? Or do you mean that im cooked if im like this at only 18 lol
>>83011337Can you have sex with me and become my boyfriend?
>>83011337I mean that it gets worse with age, you'll become less and less cute inevitably, kiddo, I was more okish with my look than you at 18, but also got no bussy and I was way more innocent about my gayness. But maybe the way you perceive yourself will change>>83011305I definitely do not want to be a woman or THE woman in the relationship, neither I'm searching for one
>>83010613Masc men can be really hot, in fact I prefer them much more over twinks and femboys.>>83011002I'll leave if you become my bf <3
Twinks are overrated, talk like girls, act like girls, are mean, high maintenance and have impossibly high standards.
>>83011214Tranny coded thoughts. As you grow older you'll look each time more masculine. Better embrace that. Gays dig it.You wouldn't have a problem with it if you weren't exclusively attracted to adolescents
>>83011368Thats why i plan to kill myself when i turn 20. Im already not cute enough as is, so ill probably never experience the young twink life.>>83011360Thanks but i know youd change your mind if you saw my disgusting masculine face
what the hell even is a twink or a femboy??
>>83011402I mean the guy is a kid, that's normal at his age
>>83011249>I just want to be a feminine twinkYou won't be one of those for much longer. Boys love and desire a masculine man even more. Don't be such a pedo
>>83011406are you tall and a little bulky, little anon?
>>83011411At his age, most gay twinks appreciate masculinity and like masc looking tops. He's 18 and already drooling for adolescents, I think it's gonna get worse with time
>>83011406>would rather kill himself than go masc4masc what's the matter with you
>>83011406are you tall and buly you anon?
>>83011380Then you're not really prison gay. Prisongay are failed heterosexuals who can't score girls, so they settle for men who look feminine as a consolation prize
>>83011420I am over 5'9 and while I am not bulky since I starve myself, I still have super broad shoulders and a masculine facial bone structure>>83011402>>83011414>Tranny coded thoughts. As you grow older you'll look each time more masculine. Better embrace that. Gays dig it.already addressed the trans accusation like 3 times already in this thread. And imagining myself as a masculine man makes me want to fucking vomit and kill myself. I only think masculinity looks good on other men, not on myself. I cant be manhandled if I am a masculine man
>>83011426I'm pretty sure he wants people to drool over him, he hasn't specified a type
>>83011465>addressed the trans accusation by saying I don't feel like a tranny >The thought of being masculine makes me suicidal Sucks that you're a man who becomes more masculine with each passing day.Are you exclusively attracted to adolescents?
>>83011426I dont like kids like you do, stop projecting. I do indeed like masculine men, Id just rather date a masculine man instead of becoming one myself>>83011471>I'm pretty sure he wants people to drool over him, he hasn't specified a typeexactly>>83011485>Are you exclusively attracted to adolescents?This is like your fifth time saying this. Why are you so obsessed with kids?
>>83011471>want to be a feminine twink that boys love and desireI don't know, anon, I wouldn't bet he's into masc looking man as he feels masculinity is so revolting
>tall depressed cutie that wants to be cuter and lovedyou'd definitely be my type, but you're a little young. You don't have to be masc (which is better) or fem, just be you
>>83011495>like masculine mensounds like I woun't be your type :(
>>83011497I am into masculine looking men. I do find some masculine men kinda revolting but its only if they remind me of the jocks who bullied me in high school, but for the most part I do like older hairy buff men
>>83011495I'm not, it's just that your revulsion towards masculinity (read adult looking men) is kinda creepy. Other twinks your age idolize masculine looks, but you are repulsed by it.
>>83011461>failed heterosexuals who can't score girlsYeah that's kind of me. >settle for men who look feminine as a consolation prizeFucked up, if I get a masc bf I want to be proud of him and show him off to the world.
>doesn't get pussy>thinks getting femboys is easierKek, good luck
I'm neither fem or masc, I kinda look like a sort of 2D geek guy, but much much uglier, and I'm also into those kind of guys. Nerdy gay guys are just adorable
>>83011537It is easier though. It's just that these failures of men (incels) couldn't score anything
>>83011515I dont only exclusively like masc dudes, I was just stating its one of the types of men I like. I find nerdy men and incels attractive too>>83011525>Other twinks your age idolize masculine looks, but you are repulsed by it.No they dont idolize it. They might not be as repulsed by it as I am, but twink death is a common fear for a reason. >>83011551I want to become a femboy partially to date incels
>>83011551no it's not, guys have high standards look wise, expecially beautiful guys, much higher than women
>>83011527If gay men were merely your consolation prize, you wouldn't like masculine looks. You actually like men, quit coping
>>83011556femboys are a larp. We are boys, we date other BOYS, not boys that acts like girls. You would only get filthy prisongays that way, and straggots that would break your heart
>>83011557>guys have high standardsThat's how I know you have no real life experience lmao. I could score another femboy in 20 minutes if I downloaded grindr. They're easy, much easier than girls. You can't do it because of your own personal shortcomings
>>83011562I'm just a bi incel. Honestly, I might be prison asexual because I've also failed miserably to get guys.
>>83011569im not pretty enough to be a femboy anyways sadly so straggots (or any men at all) would ever like me. But i do find that I still want to be cute and feminine even without it being for the attraction of other men
>>83011556>want to become a femboy partially to date incelsAre you dumb? Gosh what a twisted priority. Accept your own masculinity or go full tranny. Time is turning you into an adult man whether you like it or don't
>>83011576How the fuck do you manage to have sex with femboys over grindr? Are you a male model or something?
i dont like femboys but i do like twinks who would wear fishnets with me while we have sex does this make sense
I don't like femboys but I want a cute twink that wears thigh highs and panties and fishnet stockings does this make sense?
>>83011604hey x)hi lol
Waa. Why no attention waa.
>>83011590I dont want to be a woman jesus fucking christ. Why are you people so hellbent on gender comformity that yall suggest someone should straight up transition just for being an effeminate twink. like I said ill just kill myself when age dooms me
>>83011610Here's some free attention from me. The prison gay :D
>>83011607Yes hi and hello good sir I'm looking for a twink to be my boyfriend in a longterm relationship and he has to play videogames with me
>>83011586>I want to be cuteI mean...you do sound very cute... :-)There's plenty of ways for mascs to be cute, even more of you aren't fully masc
>>83011604What's the difference lolmeow
>>83011591I'm no model. I'm just not completely retarded. I go for my looksmatched femboys. I'm not a prude. You should try it. Femboys are literally easier than the sluttiest girls. Most of you don't know this because you have literally never tried
>>83011626Would you guys consider this cute masc?
>>83011617YayIt's raining waa
>>83011593>I don't like femboys but I do like [femboys]dumb
>>83011633I never tried because I'm not into femboys.>>83011638Was raining here too. I got drenched trying to run outside :(
>>83011629There is no difference that's the joke>>83011633Maybe the problem is that I'm so ugly there are no looksmatched femboys for me?
>>83011613Because you said the idea of looking masculine makes you want to kill yourself. That's very extreme, a far cry from just being "effeminate". >I'll either look feminine or I'll kill myself And you want to convince us you aren't a tranny? Lol quit acting like one
>>83011618what are your favourite videogames right now.>>83011640he would have to dress like a dude if he went outside and act like a man when i introduce him to his parents none of this anime girl steam pfp shit. do you understand me.
>>83011652>there are no looksmatched femboysThere are. You are denying the existence of ugly young gays? Oh my dear they do exist. You are either rejecting them or not looking at all
>>83011636>Literally a model tierWith standards like those, it's no wonder you are single
>>83011636I don't consider this masc or cute. It's just a cookie cutter handsome boy for some zoomie tv show
>>83011644>not into femboysThan it should be even easier
>>83011380No fuck off right very now <3 no reason to waste time on some desperate retarded hetero who's just incapable of loving men <3
I wish I found a cute guy who thought he was ugly because he didn't look like a whore when I was 18...it would have been the purest love story..
>>83011613>I don't wanna be a woman >I'll kill myself if I end up looking like an adult man a repper through and through
>>83011556>No they dont idolize it. They might not be as repulsed by it as I am, but twink death is a common fear for a reason.Twink death is about fear of looking older, not looking less feminine/more masculine. Most think are neither femboys nor femboy chasers, but the ones who are, will be creepy twinksexual predators in due time
>>83011699even though i literally tried to force myself into thinking i was trans, tried to do everything to fit in with the trans community, and no matter what it never felt right. being a trans woman didnt feel right to me and i knew deep down i was just pretending. i am not trans or a repper. stop projecting your own trans experiences onto everyone
I wish we called each other cute names and pretended we were each other's bfs in a big poly relationship (not a polyfag btw) instead of being so rude and bitter all the time
I'll play nice when I get a bf yay
>>83011711>I'll kill myself if I (adult male) end up looking like an adult male the writing is on the wall
>>83011736Like, I will never get a bf and I don't plan to give up my anonymity, I just want a place where I can be affectionate and cute with guys and cuddle all their broken hearts, as they do with mine
>open up r9gaygen>it's just trannies and bishitsWow that was fun, see ya when you another gay place gets invaded
>>83011776>I will never get a bfwhy do you such things? You will end up believing in it. This is a hell of your own making
>>83011792not now hue
>>83011655Right now I'm playing through the oblivion remaster and it's pretty great so far but I'm also looking forward to playing terraria again once the next update releases.>>83011659I installed the a few dating apps and there were no femboys near me and all the femboys that I did see were super far away and way out of my league
>>83011668I'm single because I'm insanely ugly.>>83011792NTA, but this is where I'm at and I can confirm it comes a major hell after a while. You'll find perfect guys, talk to them everyday, share time together online, and realise you can't do anything more because the moment they see the real you, they will run away. If you are truly ugly, don't do it.
>tfw no gaymer bf to make snacks for
Some nights ago I dreamed that I was chatting with you guys, and I said I was ugly. Some anons said it wasn't true and dared me to post my pic, which I did...a long silence followed after, then one anon replied and said "sorry bro I didn't mean to" which was to imply that I was very ugly, and then another one said "it's over". Nobody else replied to me
>>83011807Everytime you say these defeatist things, it's like scratching an open wound. Do you know about neuroplasticity? How does it feel to say "I will get a boyfriend" instead?
>>83011829>You'll find perfect guys, talk to them everyday, share time together, and realise you can't do anything more because they see you in this moment and they run away.I have to agree with you. You pity party is uncalled for, but I do have to agree on that as a non chad.>>83011830I'd consider myself a gaymer, but you probably for someone who plays good games and plays a lot and someone who looks like chad and I don't even play anything as if right now.
>>83011829You're single because you are unwilling to date your looksmatch aka high standards that you can't afford
>>83011887>good gamesI only played Nintendo, not into games much anymore>plays a lotnot too much to stay away from me>like chadnerdy guys are cute cute cute
>>83011816cool my pc was too bad to run that but it seemed okay. did you ever play modded terraria i played a calamity with my friends once that was funi have been playing multiplayer medieval games recentlyim from INGERGLAND. where are you from :)
>>83011857Maybe you're not that ugly just abysmal self esteem?
>>83011829>You'll find perfect guys, talk to them everyday, share time together online, and realise you can't do anything more because the moment they see the real you, they will run away.You missed the part where you ran away from the ugly boys like you
>>83011816>there were no femboys near meDo you live in the middle of nowhere? Do you tried messaging anyone? How do you know who was hiding behind empty profiles? You don't Seems like you only have eyes for the prettiest femboys, where you don't even acknowledge the existence of the ugly ones.
>>83011857That's it. This made me lose my final sliver of hope, and I now feel weirdly... calm
Meow where looksmatch husbie yay meow
>>83011887I can't help the self pity. But I am actually ugly unironically, like people straight up told me that without being mean. >>83011922There was one ugly guy that was just like me, but I slowly realised he might just be straight and just liked the attention I have him. Sucks because he was creatively talented, I loved seeing the stuff he worked on and he gave me previews. I would've dated him.
>>83011935ME being unboyfriendable made you lose hope?
>>83011907I'm from usa which is far away from you :(>>83011933No I live in a big city but couldn't find any. Not even ugly ones.
>>83011960It's just realizing that the same could/would happen to me too
>>83007119This is why you're schizophrenic >>83007212>just move broStfu retard. I'm sure some severely mentally ill retard like that can live on his own. Did you miss the part where he described what he is like? Truly someone capable of living on his own am I right? But no you will say that because you believe anyone can do it when in fact they can not. And that is why you have homeless people, those who comit suicide or die from various hazards that come with being on your own. But you wouldn't be there when he is thinking about suicide alone in some dark alley.None of this however is relevant to your low iq behavior of jumping at conclusions without even knowing the full story or reasons behind actions of any party involved. >which is so unlikely it isnt even worth discussing reallyHow can you know this? Based on fucking what? Did the voices in your head tell you this? Kicking your kids out to fend for themselves is more american than apple pie but specifically mentally unstable burdains like that don't get tolerated forever unless they try to change. This goes for addicts too in many cases.>letting your parents run your life when youre an adult isnt a good situation to be in one way or the otherAgreed. It can be lesser of two evils however and I think that's very much the case here. Doesn't mean he can't eventually be more independent...possibly.
>>83011857This feels real to me. When anonymous, when you say you're ugly because just think you're a normie that's insecure. So many times I will see someone just say "it's subjective", "I doubt you're ugly", as if being ugly is a real stigma and it's better to say someone isn't ugly than say they're ugly but deserve to be loved.
>>83011978>big city>Couldn't find any femboy You're either lying or omitting crucial details like the pathetic "looking" that you call an attempt. I bet you could name the city and just by using the explorer function on grindr I could find these femboys that you so obviously didn't try to find.
>>83012022>>83011935>Literally a dream Incels will use any excuse to justify not trying
>>83011982how are you sure? And you didn't see me, we aren't on the same level of ugliness
>>83012032And I will never try, when you look like me you're supposed to die alone. That's how relationships work.
>>83011957Maybe give a gay ugly guy a chance for once in your life, have you tried that?
>>83012046>I will never tryThat's bullshit my man. Respectfully so. That's pure bullshit. It's what I expect from incels. Never tried. Already gave up. Maybe you are as ugly as you think. You still could have something with an equally ugly boy, and it could be good. It could be better. You just don't know
>>83011901Ok that sounds better, and cute, and sweet, but you probably for a cute cute cute hot sexy strong nerd.>>83011957I understand that, I just don't want you to feel like that and take my crown of being the ugliest, slimiest, despicable, dysgenic, stomach-turning piece of shit that needs to be put down like a dog away. You're probably mid at best. Even if you are ugly and the told you that you're not conventionally attractive, what's making you believe them? Instead I want you to focus on positives and list the things you like about yourself and what you're happy with.
Worst thing about being depressed is how much effort it takes you to do anything. Everything seems so pointless. Why am I doing anything if I see no light at the end of the tunnel? Even bst case scenarios I see will have too many downsides I don't know if I can live with. So starting anything is the biggest problem because of this lack of motivation, purpose, meaning. I want to do some things but I can't bring myself to simply move. I could go for a walk now and I want to but I just feel paralyzed. And then you hear someone say "well how can I do all this huh?" and you just think to yourself that you just wouldn't do it if you were them. You'd just rot away if you had more responsibilities than you already have. Because doing the bare minimum just takes that much out of you. Sometimes you think you could just die of trust rather than get up and get that glass of water. Drink water btw I barely drink anything even when I'm thirsty af.
>>83012074>>83011957Self pity is your flag
>>83012074I like biig nerds yes, but that doesn't mean I can't fall in love with a regular one
>>83012082that's the point where medication can help you a little bit.
if a retarded braindead nigger like me can find love and if multiple obese people can find love so can the rest of you.
>>82998491how the fuck can someone get a bf in a homophobic town/country
>>83012097Ok, I'll call back in around 7 to 8 years when I get properly beefy big.
nevah give up on your dreamsyou will succeed, it's inevitable
>>83012082You know there's a threshold where our mental problems become actual diseases harming us. It's in those moments that we need to reach out for professional help.
>>83012116Grindr. The amount of gays is the same, they're just hiding. You know the more homophobic a place is the more steamy the underground gay railroad is.
Bring me your desire I can cure your disease
>>83012134You won't post here anymore or think about dating someone from here anymore once you get buff. Besides, biig nerds are a fantasy, and a heck of a good one lmao, but not the norm. I got crushes on plenty of cute nerds
I don't want my bf to be naturally buff, bulky guys are squareheads. I'd rather give him some magical potion and he grows huge overnight for a few weeks
>>83012167cant risk all my life for a grindr account and im not looking for edating
>>83012093On a serious note, how do I even stop with the self pity. I'm on an infinite waiting list for therapy, I tried to reach out to friends but ended up feeling bad for annoying them with petty issues. >>83012052Where do I find them? How do I know they won't be disgusted when they see me?
>>83012190I did too, I still like one bit buff nerd after years and another one very good looking one that is nerdy and doesn't even have to wear glasses to prove it.But no, trust me, I probably will never date anyone at all as much as I wish I could force myself to. Because I'm not a nerdy biig cute chad.
>>83012258In what shithole do you live? Arab, Eastern European, Asian, rural South/Midwest, Latino, African?
>>83012258You're looking for excuses for not trying, and there are plenty of those. If you go down the excuses path, it will stretch into infinity. You can set up a grindr account anonymously, like most others. You can hide behind a blank profile, like most men do anyway, even in free countries.
>>83012300eastern europeoriginal
>>83012300Latin America has freedom for the gays
>>83012328So it's not really illegal to be gay, just frowned upon/social suicide. I bet grindr is alive and thriving over there. Be gay on the low like your ancestors
>>83012273>Where do I find them?Dating apps >How do I know You won't know, it's trial and error. Don't give up before trying
>>83012341I wont get killed but Id wish I did if shit went public
>>83012273>how do I even stop with the self pityQuitting /r9k/ would be a first, but it's not realistic for any of us. You could let other men show you some level of appreciation to boost your ego. It all boils down to trying dating irl.
>>83012328I bet there are ways to find your russian/belarus/polish/hungarian/moldovan/baltic/romani bf. Do you know any private social circles?>>83012333I don't give a fuck, fuck off hue
>>83012357Then be on the low like all the other gays where you live. Don't put your picture up, only meet with someone after establishing trust. What do you think would happen to you realistically if your family found out you are gay?
>>83012382The answer you're looking for is dating apps
>>83012274>I still like one bit buff nerd after years and another one very good looking one that is nerdyoohhh tell tell nonnie, what were they like?>Because I'm not a nerdy biig cute chad.r u trolling,
>mom woke me up from my 6 hours sleep to complain about how I'm a failure of an adult Yea I think it might be time to throw in the towel
>>83012033Because I too am ugly. Maybe not as much as you but definitely past the thresholdAnd I'm not yet attracted to fellow uggos
>>83012383they already suspect, I dont really care about family as much as I do about the people in college
>>83012411Hugs anon, I know how that feels
>>83012428damn... i thought i had a chancecan i at least worship you and your body as a one time thing?
>>83012428>I'm not yet attracted to fellow uggosThe entirety of /r9gay/'s problems in just one sentence
>>83012435ThanksSometimes I imagine my imaginary boyfriend hugging me (and letting me take out my frustrations on him)
>>83012434What would people in college do with an openly gay classmate?
I wish I could take one failure of a sons with me. Let him live at my place separately, tell my mommy it's my boyfriend and he should stay. Push him out to get a job and help with it and stop communicating with his family. Let me come over and bring gifts for him. Teach him how to be a bf I can be proud of if he asks me. Teach him to be a good househusband. Be there for him and vibe with him. Tell him how good he is when he achives something amazing that makes him happy. I don't even want sex with him. The problem is finding someone that will like me back.
>>83012442Ugh maybe if you blindfold me but idk
>>83012451fuck his ass, push big dicks in his asshole, makeout with him, run trains on him, assault his mouth with dicks. dumb question
>>83012451not want to associate with me, girls would hate me (im bi and for some reason guys have never liked me so girls are still an option), i would be alienated, etc.
>>83012402I'm not trolling most of the time, I am genuinely mentally unwell and unstable. Do you really wanna talk about hot nerds when it was about me trying to slither into a relationship (say yes, it's nothing serious)?
>>83012482I'd agree to that if we could have sex together.
>>83012482Hi, idk if you'll look me but you just described my dream
>im bi>and for some reason guys have never liked meyeah i wonder why they wouldn't like a bored prisongay bitch that treats them as a temporary replacement and plan b while admitting that girls are the better optionwonder why they wont like the lazy fuck that thinks they should come to him and is shitting his pants thinking about chatting with one ahahah
>>83012544*like me I meant
im not bi but im not gay. not sure why that happened
dragon twink bf would with enough effort lay eggs in me
>>83012523>Do you really wanna talk about hot nerdsyes>when it was about me trying to slither into a relationship (say yes, it's nothing serious)?even better!
>>83012524No. No sex, you deserve someone better. Absolutely not happening. Only if you make it clear that you want to date me 2 years in and it won't happen anyway. I'm ugly and unsexy.>>83012544I might and have no raison not to, but don't get too comfortable, we live far apart.
>>83012655How do you know we live far apart...
>>83012670I just feel it, sadly. We can't sadly live in one small city...
>>83012616Fine. One is tall, slim, fit and has nice small pecs and sides and big shoulders. Nicely built lean and dense body, nice to the touch. Green eyes, dark blond hair, the ones on his body are literally invicible. Cold hands, square chud glasses, long narrow nose and big forehead. Easy to talk to, proper and responsible, nice to talk to, but it's easy to tell when he's phasing out and doesn't care and when he does things out of mannerliness. Has very stories to tell, very open about his personal life, I'd say he's down to earth. Told personal things, opened up about his regrets and cried on my shoulders. The other one is not as sweet, kinda rude and has his own struggles, insecurities and in-your-face when he's got something to say. On the other hand, you'll like him more because he's a bigger nerd, has more practical degree, more handy. Not as tall, brown wavy hair, blue eyes and has square jaw, cute freckles. Fit, but not as much and he's more relaxed about it, very good runner. I'd say he's prudish, arrogant, hard to get on his good side.
>>83012549committing to full time gay is hard and women are gorgeous but they dont want you if you are a fag, same with gays. Bisexuals are truly the most oppressed group
This is what I want my future boyfriend to look like. I'm also hideously ugly myself btw
>>83013263I look like this but smaller
>>83013263>those razor bumps.He needs to get laser hair removal
>>83013292What country are you from and would you let me inside of your ass?
>>83013306He's posted nudes before where he hasn't shaved for a while and honestly he's just as cute and hot with body hair
>>83013263i wish i had the business acumen and confidence to make an onlyfans because i could totally make iti wish i had a top bf to go 50/50 on i make the nudes and he runs the account
>>83013217i'm ok with it and don't care, get the fuck out since women is all you think about, nigger
>>83013346if i thought about women I wouldnt be searching for a cute bf. Also I constantly hear stories by straight guys of fags hitting on them but that never happened to me and I wish it did
>>83013331Would your bf appear in the videos? Would you feel jealous if other gays watched the videos and then started getting interested in your bf?
>>83013513okay a gay sex onlyfans bf would be perfect i hadnt thought it through that fari probably would get jealous because i am sure he would be a scheming bisexual who would dump me for a woman first chance he got
>>83013488you just did and your you scroll up yourself, i'm not wasting my energy on a prisongay more than i shouldhalf the gays like straight guys, not confused lying lost abusing retard
wish i was more brattybecause i think dom bfs like that
Wish I was dead necrophiliac bfs like that
>>83013550I always liked the idea of just having a regular streamer bf that does gaming livestreams or something but an onlyfans bottom bf does sound interesting the more I think about it>>83013592Yes
I will never be a crazy feisty rude brat bottom... I'm opposite, I'm on the other side...
