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How do you stop being jealous of men with huge cocks?
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Huh? Right is literally too big. It would literally hurt women to have sex with that.
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>>82999262
I have an average sized penis but it doesn't bother me because I am good in bed and women's reactions to me make that obvious (they always want to come back for more or lock me down)
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>>82999262
I have a gf and have sex which apparently two-thirds of men in my age haven't done in the past 12 months. So I just count my lucky stars and sail off into the sunset happy with my average length penis.
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>>82999329
>two-thirds of men in my age haven't done in the past 12 months
What are you talking about?
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>>82999343
Ah my bad I was referring to that Pew Research Center poll that said a lot of young men are single. This one here. I guess I got my facts wrong and exaggerated the real number.
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>>82999262
You don't you just gotta live with it and try not think about it too much
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>>82999262
Those massive scars on cut dicks look so gross
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>>82999278
TRVTH NVKE:
In order to save my beautiful aryan race, it must be big enough to satisfy our pretty white girls, but not too big that it hurts. They must want BWC every night to maximize their breeding potential and save us from colonizing browns
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>>82999262
i just remember that most men are average and i since big dicks are about as rare as big dicks i mind trick myself into thinking every man i talk to actually has a microdick instead of a 9 incher
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>>82999262
i dont envy them
i wanna get FUCKED by them
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>>82999262
Doesn't really bother you when you won't ever be alone with a girl to get to that point anyways.
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>>82999262
stay jealous hehe
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>>82999262
You don't but you can still fuck them in the ass regardless
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>>83000552
Aren't microbenises also statistically rare
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>>82999329
based & sexhaverpilled
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>>83000591
my message got fucked cause 4chode was being weird and laggy, but yes thats what i was trying to say, microbenis is rare like megabenis, so why would i obsess over megabenis havers when theres barely any of them, might as well think of microbenis havers and feel better about myself.
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>circumcised
Lmfao rabbi got another goy
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>>82999262
i'm demoralized every day because i was born with a 7"x5" pencil thin useless penis. every woman i'm attracted to i just imagine them being with multiple 7.5"x5.5" or bigger men and it makes me never bother with the idea of losing my virginity or interacting with women ever.
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>>83001233
>WAITER WAITER MY STEAK IS TOO JUICY AND MY LOBSTER IS TOO BUTTERY
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>>83001233
7 is perfectly fine you whiney fag.
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>>83001074
The people who tricked goyim into circumcizing were seventh-day adventist freaks in the 1800s. The jews don't like goyim circumcising because it's meant to just be a thing for their little club to signify who you can't kill or steal from.
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>>83001243
>>83001271
sub 5.5" girth is inadequate and too thin nowadays. any modern woman would be letdown by my penis and would have been with multiple far bigger men.
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>>83001300
Who cares fuck 'em anyway
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>>83001322
i wouldn't get the opportunity to since my penis is too thin.
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>>83001233
I'm 7"x6"
it just doesn't fit
>no onaholes
>no blowjobs
>certainly no anal
>no vaginal for a good chunk of women
be happy
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>>83001696
i am once again subjected to torment and ridicule from sex having chads about my unbelievably thin penis while they gaslight me about their demigod tier existence as a superior being living in a different reality to me. another day on earth in perpetual torment. same as every day.
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>>83001719
shut up and put your dick in the loli onahole
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>>83001727
i come here to vent about a legitimate insecurity rooted in facts and your response is to brag and then spit in my face.
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>>82999262
i'm comfortable with my body. it's only foids and chads who believe i should act like their servant given how i look
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>>83001829
This but unironically, fuck 'em, you're right and they're wrong
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>>83001276
What kikery is this? What is the worth of a foreskin and can religious groups be subverted?
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by being one
i would trade 2 inches to be to inches taller
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>>83001696
this is nonsense lol, unless you meant you maybe can't go balls deep - but that's not what you wrote
I have 6'x6' and vaginal sex works great, it's just a bit painful if we didn't have sex recently (few hours or at least yesterday), but stretching out happens fast. A vagina can stretch out to any human dick, no dick is wider than a baby's head.

You're right about blowjobs, I only got deepthroated once, I don't know what was different but there was no gag response. Every other try ends up in almost vomiting or even vomiting

>no onaholes
that's because they are made for tiny asian dicks, who cares
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>>83001233
Thats a great cock. Be more worried about erection quality than size at that point
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>>83003060
the good chunk is mostly asian women
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sad cuz no hung bf :(
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>>83003248
>great
not really considering most women have been with multiple men far bigger than me. it's not girthy enough to be considered big or even above average. i guess my genetics are just shit or i was unlucky and had a fucked up puberty that gave me a disproportionately skinny penis since 99% of men with my length and bigger have equally big girth instead of a noodle like me.
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>>82999262
How about by stopping yourself from looking and thinking about other mens cocks you faggot?
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>>82999262
Just meet me.
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>>83003900
how can you not when women bring up fucking huge chad cocks and worshipping them constantly.
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>>82999262
easy
stop being a faggot
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>>82999262
By fucking them in the ass. Bottom I fucked last night had the biggest dick i have ever seen. It made my 6.5x5.5 look like a little kids next to a man.
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>>82999262
never been jealous cuz i have one rofl
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I'm not jealous because I have one
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>>83003964
damn~ nice one :3 what size is it?
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>>83003986
thank you :) 8in
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>>83004029
nice~ into femboys?
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>>83004035
:/ no only into girls but i appreciate the compliment!
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>>83004049
awwwwwww np :3
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>>82999262
Omg I love BWC
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>>82999262

Imagine going anywhere in public. Then being stared at. Parents pulling children away and girls laughing. The only job you could ever do is porn. When you die you will be known as the due with the really big cock. And nothing else
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>>83005266
what are you walking around naked?
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>>83004035
nta but i am, are you cute?
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>>83005935
of course :3
are you hung
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>>82999262
by hopping on them too
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>>83001276
Absolutely incorrect, circumcision was popularized in the US right after WW2 because that's how Hitler could identify jews. So when jews came to the US they wanted to make sure it could never happen like that.
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>>82999262
I would never be jealous of a white clitty
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>>83001233
as a 7"x4" owner i am jealous of you
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>>83007381
dude you're a unicorn. probably as rare as 7"x7". maybe you had a fucked up puberty or something. are you obese?
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>>83007550
ive always been very underwieght actually
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>>83007580
just as bad as being obese i think for puberty. it might've legitimately screwed up your penis growth. it's impossible to find dicks below 4.5" girth. or maybe you just have unfortunate rare genetics, tough to say really.
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>even the fags are size only
Successfully demoralising thread
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>>83007381
Post pics of the pencil emperor
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Idk, I've just never felt jealousy over that to begin with.
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>>83007629
Why are you shocked men are honest?
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>>82999262
>7.5 inches with maximal angle frauding is considered huge these days
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dicklets will seethe
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>>83001233
lmao there is nothing wrong with your dick
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Am I the only one with a 5.5 penis here?
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>circumcised
worthless
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isn't it funny how the average is supposedly 5 or 5.5 inches but people below that are almost non existent online
even in the penis enlargemnet forums of the most insecure guys ever it's hard to find sub 5 inch men
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>>83009290
confirmation bias
only guys with big dicks will say out loud they've got big dicks
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>>83009290
usually the people with sub 5 inches complain that they can't find anyone else with sub 5 inches online
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>it's impossible to find dicks below 4.5" girth.
Different anon, but
>Tfw 11cm girth despite 15.5cm length
Granted, my cardio/bloodflow haven't been as good as they used to. I remember measuring at over 12cm in the past more than once, and even put it down in a digital note before when I used a tailor's measure. I really don't know what happened. It could just be a part of aging and being inactive, but to corroborate your note, I also grew up fat (though lost it as an adult), and had a particularly stressful year with very poor sleep to boot. Though, some of that is reduced now.

I started taking supplements, walking 3km+ every night, and doing Angion Method stuff, which is helping bloodflow, so it's a bit firmer, but I can tell it's not like it used to be. It's honestly pretty discouraging. Take care of your health, anons...you might not expect some of the losses.
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>>82999262
I've thought about this a bit but ultimately being able to use a 6x5 penar is fine for me, can always make girls cum.
some small part of me would like to be maybe a couple inches longer for purely intimidation purposes, but I bottomed out in half the girls I've ever been with, so in a way anything over 6.5-7in is just impractical for most women.

Most of you are absolutely porn addled and brainwashed to be demoralized for no reason, realistically half of women can still cum as long as you aren't below 4.5 or something similarly unfortunate

Hell, had a girl recently beg for dick pics, and then procceed to glaze tf outta me and beg to suck me off, saying I was "wayyy bigger than my ex"
being "average" is good, but only if you're:

>in shape
>can last longer than 5 minutes or be able to do more than 2 rounds
>actually be attractive in the first place

And stop jerking off to porn, girls can tell when you're a nasty gooner



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