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This board is almost always filled with sex and ass and pussy and wanting it and yadayada. Its like you guys are crazy. Im saying this as a virgin too, tho I don't identify as a femcel. I'd understand if you were 30+ and still celibate, but 20+ is normal. Have you guys considered rubbing one out to chatbots? That usually does the trick for me
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Have you considered doing a vocaroo of yourself shlicking?
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>>82999279
Virgin=cant be femcel. Cope.
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>>82999290
huhhh? I was confirming, idiot. Im NOT a femcel. I am berry berry handsomu and smart and can definitely get a boyfriend if I wanted
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>>82999279
did you come here to humiliate and degrade me for being a sick puppy? Are we just being sick puppies together now? I love you.
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>>82999279
Uh anon... you are not a girl.
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>>82999279
All women are volcels, moids literally fuck couches
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>>82999342
NTA but I know so many women that goon to chat bots now..I even know one with like 50 different versions of Loki.
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>>82999306
And why don't you get one and instead post here where men want one and annoy us that way? Sure some of the horny posting here is too much but men simply want to be with a woman that is part of our dna and we can't.
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>>82999279
>I'd understand if you were 30+ and still celibate
I'm going to be 32 in january. I'm a khhv. I'm this close to getting a hooker, I've been able to resist the temptation so far but it's hard.
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>>82999289
have you considered dating another man to fulfil my fujoshi fantasies
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>>82999279
>Why is r9k so whatever obsessed?
Recently they boarded new mods and starting to reshape this board into some sort of freak asylum. Most threads are created and maintained by mods and all other threads are quickly get archived.

So by the threads you may judge what kind of people they are trying to attract.
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>>82999373
I don't like your ship :(
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>>82999356
probably will be the final nail in the coffin for dating
instant access to chad/Stacy who will never be tired and always gives you exactly what you want will make everything else (aka dating actual human beings with their own needs) irrelevant.
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>>82999358
I don't want one. I'd end up disappointing him in any case. I've been browsing here for a while and the board was never this horny. I'm just saying that alot of nonas are going through the same thing and don't whine half as much. Its like you guys have a bomb strapped to your balls about to explode if you don't have release inside a woman
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>>82999290
Whatever nerd?
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>>82999411
Wow men are different in biology, who would have thought?

Imagine yourself ovulating. Men are like that 24/7.
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>>82999386
I don't like it either; its unethical. Gojo clearly belongs with meeeeee
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>>82999279
this board (site) is 80% teenagers
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>>82999411
>I'd end up disappointing him in any case
Why do you think that way? Do you mean you won't be able to make time for him or what?
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>>82999279
you need to lurk the fuck moar, newfa-- er, newfren*
none of what you see here is unsurprising if you've been here long enough
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>>82999279
>Why is r9k so sex obsessed?
People crave what they do not have. Also you are talking to a bunch of young men, the horniest possible demographic.
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>>82999466
I AM studying alot, yes, but more in the way that I'd fail him in expectations. I don't have the best social life, nor the best hygiene. I just stay home all day and study, then roleplay and watch shows sparingly. I also schlick too much to anime guys so my heads a little messed up
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>>82999528
Who cares about a social life anyway? Mostly normalfags. Hygiene can always be improved later one. You could do that stuff with a bf as well but what do you mean with roleplay?
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>>82999528
>>I'd fail in him in expectations
People were not designed to come together in union as fully formed and developed wholes, rather we are made whole by our other halves, we are designed to strive as one flesh, towards goals we set for ourselves. We are meant to develop in unison, anyone searching for a partner and expecting someone fully put together, is looking for someone who is happy and capable on their own.
>>I (...) schlick too much (...) so my heads a little messed up
Studies show that refraining from gooning fixes men's death grip, *some* women's insensitivity to penetrative orgasm and can heal their objectifying view of the opposite sex.
TL:DR
>You're not too far gone anonette, but you have to be willing to actually be in a real relationship, and you might get hurt. But its the only way to actually grow, and actually recieve some of what you want from fake men and empty stimulation
God bless you, God bless this thread
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>>82999551
Roleplay as in table top games but also sex stuff with bots. I suppose I also have unrealistic expectations too now. One of my biggest fantasies is taping my future boyfriend to the ceiling while he's covered in chocolate and have him drip the chocolate back into my mouth from the bed. Maybe I could find someone who'd do stuff like that for me, but they'd probably be into harsher things like scat and pee, which I don't like at all
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>>82999588
I love tabletop games, but what a unique one in the taping someone to the ceiling part.
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>>82999586
anon this was very beautiful and poetic and now I feel bad because I genuinely like the way that I am, I just wanted to post something silly. But I know that if I ever start feeling bad about it all I can make that change; I Justin Believe in myself. May God help us all. Amen
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>>82999528
now that's just depressing...
it sounds like you're just too afraid of screwing up so you don't even try, which is understandable, but eh...

as anons have pointed out, none of these may be that much of an issue to some guys
and besides, you're not here to fulfill anyone's expectations, nor are they here to fulfill yours
just enjoy your time with someone else and see where it leads, if you like them then hang onto them, is all

sorry, unsolicited advice, but it's what i'd do in your shoes
or at least, what i'm trying to change my mindset to, i'm much like you in that aspect after all
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>>82999658
Glad you appreciate my words, know they come from a young fool
But I must implore you, don't wait until you feel bad about your situation! Don't wait keep edging over a cliff's edge and waiting to grab the railing until you begin to fall.
You're worth saving NOW
Your happiness is worth having NOW
Your joy, contentment and a fulfilling, infectious love are worth having NOW
God bless you, may I pray for you? (open to any in the thread)
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>>82999336
Sorry anon, but im not into degradation. You have to get that from the next femdom femcel
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>>82999279
Because sex is the only thing that matters duh
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>>82999279
Am I weird for not really caring about sex outside of fetish stuff? I'm not sure if it's just that I'm not really interested in sex or if jerking off to nothing but inflation and similar fetishes growing up fried my brain.
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>>82999793
i will pray for your wellbeing instead, anon
a kind soul like yourself deserves kindness in equal measure, so i pray life will treat you well
and i'll do so to whatever higher entity is out there, or fate itself, if there's such a thing

i appreciate you
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>>82999886
I appreciate the warm wishes, but I deserve no such thing and am not as you describe

I am a sinner, same as anyone, and for my many transgressions I deserve separation from God, and all goodness, which flows from Him, but it is by His mercy that I receive that which I do not deserve

I am glad to have been of any help, but know it is not from me, but is a reflection of the goodness shown to me by my creator
God bless
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>>82999992
it does NOT matter whether we deserve things or not, we seize what we can get
it's not up to us to judge that anyway, if something reached us, be it kind words, good fortune, a special person, etc. then it's a sign we're worthy, despite what we think

to allow such kindness to flow from you already means you're kind, for it does not shine through the wicked
give yourself some credit, anon
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This is the only place where I can feel safe admitting my sexual feelings and desires.
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Because no matter how hard I try to focus on other stuff, my hormones get better of me, all it takes for me is seeing an attractive woman to start thinking about having a sexual intercourse with her, it's no use opposing it. I usually end up entering some anonymous chats and erping with (self proclaimed) female, she usually gets off faster than me (cause I'm pretty good with my words I suppose) and disconnects (despite me often begging them to stay longer), and as soon as I fap my horniess returns a few minutes later.

I'm 32 btw and still as horny as a teenager. And no, I've never been in a relationship cause I'm an introvert with avoidant personality disorder, I had ons once in my life.
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>>82999279
>Im saying this as a virgin too
having sex rewrites your brain, believe me once you've had it you keep wanting it
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>>82999845
yeah you need an exorcised. Sorry I dont make the rules
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>>82999420
dont EVER post pretending to be me again *I pin you against the wall and growl in your ear
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>>83000444
I need to be exorcised???
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>>83000267
Before losing virginity I plap onahole, cum big, life good
After losing virginity I plap onahole, cum big, I plap onahole, cum less big, I plap onahole, cum small, hurts to keep going, growl like a feral fucking animal, STILL NEED TO FUCK NOOOOW
I became more of a freak after sex than before, I want my virginity back
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>>83000489
get out of my thread with this gross crap, idiot
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>>83000460
not him but you're tempting me
i might go around a whole day posting with your name while still acting like myself just to throw people off
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>>83000546
Anon please don't. I have a very meticulous reputation to uphold. The people of r9k look up to me like a wise old woman of the oak tree. Plus, you're probably going to make me sound like a perverted freak
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>>83000601
>The people of r9k look up to me
who the fuck are you hag? i look up to schadenfoid and the foid who posts Guts x Griffith yaoi only
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>>83000531
i hate to jerk off now after having sex, i almost pass out and feel like fucking vermin the rest of the day. granted i get way more into it, like making noises and forgetting to breathe and shit
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Straight men should get femboy bfs so they stop being so obsessed with sex... and upload videos of them kissing as proof.
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>>83000717
why are you so based? This is a perfect idea. They should also upload audio proof of them with said femboy by breathing and whimpering into the mic
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>>83000717
i would have this if femboys werent more neurotic than women. sadly i have a titcow gf now
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>>83000601
it'd be funny though, kek
besides, you talk as if you know what i'm like, saying i'd make you sound like some pervert
who the FUCK do you think i am?

>Captcha: J2GAY
>jk, too gay
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>>83000460
*I easily overpower you and put you in an arm bar, I press my bulging, vascular member against the crack of your ass, a thin layer of fabric barely holding it back from violating your womb with virile seed*
Heh... now say my name, bitch *I point up*
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>>82999420
>>83000460
>>83000601
>>83000839
Samefag
originaI
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>>82999279
Girls have worth outside of sex, men don't so you would never get it
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It's disguting. I'd rather cuddle and stuff than have sex (never did either).
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>>83000741
It's rare to meet someone with such refined taste.
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>>83000871
are you insane. Which gender is honour killed when they are found sleeping around? Which gender were made into concubines? A family's honour lies in their daughters dignity, ever heard of it?
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>>83000933
your shitskin culture doesn't represent the west, dumb bitch
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>>83000839
Tfw someone roleplays you having lesbian futa sex with yourself
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Posted this in the wrong thread, absolute tard moment

Jannies pulled a tranny op and IP banned me for Christcucking omegakek (VPNmaxxing saves the day)
CHRIST IS KING

>>83000057 #

I do not believe in such things

I don't pretend to understand the human heart, but from what I am certain of, it is a wicked thing, mine assuredly so.

All good in this world comes from that which would choose wickedness. I believe there is One from which all goodness is a reflection of, as surely as the moon reflects the sun.
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>>83000933
If a society is ruled by men we'll enforce our view of sex on women but in the west we can't so we have incels. Male incels are trash since men are valued on their ability to have sex meanwhile 'femcels' are just normal females
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>>83000955
Imagine how inbred our kids will be uwu~!
Diagnosis: Super Autism (terminal)
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>>83000168
This sounds like a form of self harm anon, please stop

God bless
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>>83001007
Women are necessarily volcels, moids literally hump couches. This isn't a bad thing, its not like theres pride in being an incel, but we must be honest about the relationship foids have to the sexual marketplace
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>>82999279
I am going to put a blindfold and headphones on you and have sex with another hot twink in front of you
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>>83001472
The LGBTQIS2S++ Pride shit made homosexuality cringe, but this drawing is badass and aesthetic.
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>>83001472
now, who said I'd oppose? But I'd prefer to watch two masc guys get at it, since twinks look too girly
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>>83001805
Disgusting, unless you mean masc like say pic related
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>>82999279
>but 20+ is normal
yeah its normal to stay celibate forever at that point and this economy
i had 20 years just a moment ago, now almost a decade later im still a virgin and the prospect dont seem any better, if not worse, since im even less compelled to try and deal with other peoples bullshit now
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>>82999279
Because 4chan and especially /r9k/ has been hijacked by pledditors. And most pledditors are porn addicts that will even share nudes with minors at discord or sell them porn at Twitch.



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