/r9k/ - Im short. 5'6. I was in class and I was solving a - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

11/03/25(Mon)11:27:08 No.83001321

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Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:27:08 No.83001321 Archived

Im short. 5'6. I was in class and I was solving a problem on the board and at some point I was kind of ducking so people could see my work.

This girl "Veronica" decided to say, "no need to duck, we can see right over you". Might have been harmless, maybe not a short joke, and it annoyed me, but I just ignored it.

So im still doing the problem and the chalk was already short to begin with but yeah it gets short to the point of which i cant write with it anymore. Veronica chimes in again and says "that stick of chalk has more height than you".

The teacher tells her to pipe down and I just ignore her again.

So I finish the problem and the answer is 2. The teacher says good job and then Veronica has something else to say. "Two.. your height in centimeters".

I get pissed off (shes made multiple jokes) and just whip around and say "shut the fuck up bitch".

She sarcastically gets taken aback and says "napoleon complex much?"

This shit pisses me off even more. When a short guy stands up for himself and someone says they have a napoleon complex.

Im really annoyed at this point and just say some really stupid, cringy shit. "Yeah im napoleon bitch, and one day I'll take over this entire world just like him"

Yeah i dont know why I said that. It sounded better in my head.

She replies "the only thing you're taking over is baby gap"

The entire class laughs. I swear I see the teacher smirk.

Humiliated. This is why I hate being short. Thinking about beating up Veronicas boyfriend even though hes like 6 foot. I dont fucking care.

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:28:36 No.83001339

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:28:36 No.83001339

>>83001321
>class
>problem on the board
global rule 2

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:30:31 No.83001354

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:30:31 No.83001354

>>83001321
Contact the FBI, they'll get you set up with the latest and greatest school shooter kit.

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:31:19 No.83001362

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:31:19 No.83001362

>>83001339
Its college dude

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:31:28 No.83001367

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:31:28 No.83001367

>>83001321
are you a teenager or in college, also just stab her a bunch with something sharp like an ice pick. go for the abdomen, try to puncture the lungs, then flip her over and stab her in the brainstem

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:31:39 No.83001369

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:31:39 No.83001369

>>83001321
>Yeah im napoleon bitch, and one day I'll take over this entire world just like him"
lmaoo tell me you're joking OP you huge faggot

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:37:09 No.83001424

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:37:09 No.83001424

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>>83001321
The biggers show their true colors. She's just jealous of your superior genetics.

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:39:06 No.83001437

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:39:06 No.83001437

>>83001362
>college
>petty infighting is still a thing
what is wrong with burgers

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:44:27 No.83001487

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:44:27 No.83001487

>>83001321
I'm 5'7 but I like Veronica
She's spicy

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:47:16 No.83001515

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:47:16 No.83001515

AI bait lol

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:51:16 No.83001544

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)11:51:16 No.83001544

>>83001362
what college aged person talks like this lmao im not buying it

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)13:02:14 No.83002244

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)13:02:14 No.83002244

FAKE AHH STORY

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)13:45:30 No.83002745

Anonymous 11/03/25(Mon)13:45:30 No.83002745

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>>83001367
best comment