Right wing totty edition
First for Arch Linux.
>>83003557imagine what her cute little butthole smells like
Do you have any more videos like these?>>82999047>>82999053
Fourth for upper middle class totty phwoarrr
Could be another happening lads>London Bridge evacuated: Police swarm major UK train station after unspecified 'incident'
Why would someone need these outfits? Is it just fashion?
Not a fan of these faster threads, me
>>83003609probably shippy using the toilets there, major biohazard
>>83003589no, of course i don't.
>spent the entire year trying to convince boomer with 100k cash to buy gold and open a stocks and shares ISAThe worst part is that he still isn't interested despite seeing all these things almost double in value since then. He thinks it's just a fluke and it's still basically gambling. Meanwhile he's obsessed with premium bonds and the actual lottery. Why are so many Brits like this?>>83003609Part of me feels like these are false flags designed to get people to accept facial recognition and digital ID at train stations. They're already talking about it.
>>83003589You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you are re a shrub rocketeer.
the bf has fucked off to the Livingroom to sleep and im stuck in the spare room to play video games starving after a night of boozing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq3mtSTHURo
Young bratty lass with distinct whine to her voice asking you if that's the best you can do and tells you to fuck her properly
remember that Spybot - Search & Destroy had a dedication to this girl the programmer was in love with, even if she didn't love him back <3nowadays that would be cringe, sus, and ick to aromantic zoomers.
You wouldn't last one match in Sean's football boots
whats your go-to and why? i usually pick the corsa or either peugeot but i think i am going to use the focus this time and of course take it to the end of the game
if citizens carried their papers at all times, there would be no crime.
still reckon the paedo episode from brass eye is the funniest bit of television ever made
>>83003647Why? because he's a brain dead boomer that's why. Gold has increased by 148% since 2020 if he would have invested his 100k into gold 5 years ago it would have turned into almost 250k.
You lot wouldn't last 5 seconds in Crossys shoes.
>Stocks aren't serious income, you need a good job!I I literally showed him stocks outperforming his weekly wage even under the 20k ISA limit. Goes to show how bullshit wages are really.
>>83003718what game is this lad?get that Need for Speed Underground 1 or 2 on. >>83003374 knows the score.
>>83003677one thing i like about you is that you dont shit up threads like mong boy
>anyway what are you even talking about at this stage for jaysus
>>83003718always got the corsa me best handling x
>>83003738>get that Need for Speed Underground 1 or 2 onthe game in the picture is Need for Speed Underground 2 hope this helps :)
>>83003610Crime lad. Got to be stylish while doing crime. Used to work at an IT service provider, was in the networks department which meant I was kind of a bad boy compared to the general telco and standard IT helpdesk drones, or at least I was paid a lot more than them. There was this one guy, of Arabic descent if I had to guess, who wore the same hoodrich hoodie every day which I think he felt made him very cool. I don't think he was able to comprehend just how hoodpoor it made him appear.
>>83003743yeah im fucked off my cunt and therefor not remotely seeking attention lol x relatives called me. cant reply, phoned fucked, feels like 2006?fucks sake xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM4bXY6nJmg
>>83003718What game is this? Looks like a Bongland simulator>>83003726I don't think he's brain dead, just brainwashed.
>>83003755sounds good. if you want another game to check out, i recommend Need for Speed Underground 2.
For me, it's the Nissan Skyline.
>>83003718My actual irl first car was a Corsa, second was a 206 and third was a focus. Good choices there then lad, you're just like me irl
>>83003696>Spybot - Search & DestroyTakes me back that does *sniffs* :'(
Grim little man wearing his mother's knickers and posting drivel from a pebbledashed council house.
used to love driving round on that nfsu2 me
we have to go backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1II_436sFQU
I don't think people grasp just how shite google is as a search engine. There are a million torrent sites out there and yet if you search for [show, season, torrent] it comes up with nothing but paid subscription services. In a sense it is completely useless. It shows you the OPPOSITE of what you search for.
This is my din dins tonight
>>83003610I realise I'm not the target audience for this, but I do wear this around the house to keep warm, along with my ski trousers.
I can see two gimmicks ITT right now that I personally started. Feels good ngl.
>>83003775Check out EA's new release "Need for Speed Underground 2" if you get the chance. Game of the summer.
>>83003800secret Nazi forest vibes
Burnt the tip of my thumb picking up a slice of pepperoni that had fell off the wizza onto the cooking tray. Kate Middletons fault!
Helper at the Sunderland game tonight >MEAT PIE SAUSAGE ROLL COMMON SUNDERLAND GIVE US A GOAL!!
phwoaaar look at this beauty
>>83003814looks good. what tendies + sauce did you go with?
>>83003610I think what went wrong is that looking and sounding like a scumbag became cool. In the past the working class made great effort to appear as upstanding members of society. Even the Krays wore nice suits. Black people were like this as well. I remember being told off for talking or looking ghetto. Now it's a badge of honour in the community. "Part of our culture". To criticise it is "racism"
>>83003822You wear a black man's terrorist gangster mask for committing crimes when you are at home?Surely there are other options like scarves, woolly hats, or putting the heating on?
>>83003861get all mad neon lights on the underside. go onnn.
>>83003862Spicy chicken breast tendies with Nando's hotsauce
>>83003787How are robots affording cars? I thought about learning to drive, lessons are 40/ph, a shitbox is 3k with equal insurance.
>>83003764best way, get wasted to relax not fight thou are resident mong of many characters and posts will flood the thread trying to get a reaction from you. will you raise to him or ignore him and laugh at the amount of CAPTCHAS he does trying to get your attention lmao
Reform wants to put us Spackers on mobility in these cars! Not right! I want my brand new Mercedes!
>>83003869I do have a woolly hat as well that I use, but it doesn't keep my neck warm.I got one to go under my motorbike helmet a while ago and it's nice to keep on in the house.
what did ea mean by this?
>>83003894If you don't vote Reform you will be stabbed instead of in a car.
>>83003894I don't get the expensive motability car argument. We get what is available. It's symptomatic of a wider issue of there being no cheap small cars sold in the UK anymore
>>83003906Is that Prince Andrew's car?
>>83003887My parents paid for my lessons when I was 17, I'm 35 now and I have a job and a wife and a mortgage. I'm what you might describe as a "functional human being and valued member of society"
Black men are so sexy. I understand why women prefer them, but it still makes me angry.
Sunderland are loosing at the moment 0-1 to Everton
>>83003936Doesnt make sense but its not supposed toPeople just hate people on benefits and politicians like to use benefits as a scapegoat>>83003915Reform are a combination of idiots and griftersThey wont fix anythingThis country is beyond repair
>>83003972What are you doing here?>>83004002Noooooooooooo!
>>83003936>>83003894pisses me off that everyone and their gran thinks they need a massive crossover SUV that's 8ft off the ground with 24inch wheels and LEDs that are brighter than the car infronts FUCK OFFget in your FUCKING LANEGET RID OF YOUR FUCKING BMW X5 SHANNON YOU'RE NOT ABLE TO PARK IT AND NEED A HUNDRED SENSORS AND CAMERAS BEEPING AT YOU BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE OVER THE FUCKING DASH STAY IN YOUR LANE AND BUY A TOYOTA AYGO!!!!Im going to become the fucking joker. going into a car park in my normal sized car and being DROWNED out by everyone's massive oversized chinese pieces of shit that they're not even able to manouvre around a small car park and i have to sit and wait for them to do a million point turn while they're scowling at the little screen in the screen in the centre console telling them when they're going to hit something. and don't get me started on the fucking stupid WHOOSH WHOOSH noises they make. LOOK AT MY WITTLE SPACESHIP fucking funko pop ass shit wanking FUCK MOBILE !!!!
>>83003610Imagine a killer who only killed twats wearing ski-masks...Cor, what a thriller of a movie that would be.
>>83004017I've been posting on r9k since the first day it existed. I'm not going to leave just because incels and porn enthusiasts decided it belonged to them.
Lately getting the urge to start crossdressing again. I'd have to buy supplies again since I threw out my makeup and girl clothes from the last relapse. Picking stuff is so fun.
>>83003863for me it's the 'Up the Junction' episode of The Wednesday Play (the backstreet abortion one) with the tallyman selling dodgy suits to darkies.maybe Ken Loach is proto-woke. but i miss that standard of social realist kino.
>>83004048Charity shop, they will be rotating a lot of stock to prepare for after Christmas.Got myself a nice jacket for 7, looks proper smart.
I don't need a car I just take the train
>>83004061I buy online. I dont buy stuff in person because then theyd know Im a crossdresser since Im a man buying womans clothes.
some quality posts about dickhead drivers tonight. cor.
going bed fuck the lot, sleep tight n all that have a good life x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98DcIFqz5O4
>>83004048I thought you were doing nofap and seeing escorts to fix this problem?
>>83004079Oh you're gay? sorry i thought you might have had a girlfriend and be "buying for the gf". That is a problem then.I used to buy bra's for my mum, now I get brochures through the door for all sorts of womens stuff.
Wanting to wear girls clothes and suck off big black men does not mean that I am gay
>>83004109I should add they were mastectomy bras, thats why i mentioned it as some crossdressing companies contacted me as well.
>>83003936Yes there are. I work full time and drive a small second hand petrol car built in 2014.People who claim they have anxiety or "ADHD" (fictitious disability) get given the latest models of cars worth tens of thousands of pounds at taxpayer expense and then park in handicapped parking.The situation has become beyond retarded. All the disabled parking spaces I see at the supermarket have white women with bleached white hair caked in make up getting out of them.There is an epidemic of women claiming (lying) to be ADHD and autistic and then refusing to work and being given loads of benefits, and it won't last for the sole reason that it's unsustainable.They're actually harming people with genuine disabilities. The truth is, women shouldn't even be driving to begin with.
>>83004124Much like eating your own cum is not a gay thing, we learned that earlier.
Not seen polar express but why does the little fucking nigger keep stealing the hot chocolate? She's the only one not drinking it instead she's being dishonest about not having a cup. Typical. https://youtu.be/5vq704UcEPE?si=JaR30JzxqALK769W
>>83004144Women ruining everything as usual. Poor little autistics like me will suffer as a result. Fucking whores.
>>83004048If you want to wear women's clothing, that's fine. Just don't chop off your genitals or actually claim you are a woman, because that's where it becomes irreversible and regrettable.>>83004124Wanting to put black penises in your mouth is gay. Try to stay off porn for a while and you might discover you don't want to put on women's clothing or be a woman any more.
>>83004146oh this some other guy? might have two crossdressing straight men herebut yeah eating cum isnt gay
>>83004019Yeah I hate them as well.>>83004037Get out.>>83004057He looks very modern with the t-shirt and bald hair. Did a double take at the date.
>>83004092based dungeon synth enjoyercame across this game earlier:https://www.talesworth.com/would like to play this game tbqh
>>83004178>Get outNo
You wouldn't last ten minutes in the care home
i want to have a wife and then a sexy black man cums all over her tits and i lick it offor cums into her mouth and then she deep tongue kisses me while i fuck her sloppy seconds
Another lush autumn night of vidya corrr.
>>83004146>>83004168I eat my cum and it's not gay, obviously. There isn't anything gay about it.I don't put on women's clothing.
what's all this about blad raping that lad's sister?
>>83004335He made it up, his sister is fine. She's fine (non-raped), and she's fine (hottie).
You don't have a 1/10th of the political influence Sean has
gosh i gotta poopsomeonebetter scoop this poop
Is it pronounced Seen or Shane
granite spacca has scored
>>83004389like the sheep
AND SO I TOLD OLD FARMER JEGGORY, IF HE'S GOING TO PARK THAT TRACTOR OVER MY DRIVE SPACE, I'LL HAVE HALF A MIND TO SET THE BEES ON HIMAND I'LL SAY, AND I'LL SAYA, IF ONLY THE PRICE OF VEG HADN'T BE SO SKYHIGH AS OF LATE. WHAT *ARE* TJEY GETTING UP TO ON THOSE FARMS?
i'm just glad there is one more non-raped lass in the world.
>>83004389Sean, like Sean Bean.
>>83004435Seen been?
MY WIFE'S BOY SHIRLEY SAYS HE SAY A CHICKEN THE SIZE OF A MINI MOTORHOPPED UP ON TERMARINE, THEY SAY. DREADFUL BUSINESS. THEY HAD OUGHT TO GIVE THESE DUNGY FARMERS A SEEING TO, IF I HADN'T SAY
>>83004335Some guy got me mixed up with another person and now somebody thinks I raped my sister (don't have one). Shite trolling if I'm being honest.
There is good "rape" and bad rape.I'll give examples.A black man holds a woman down at knifepoint and forces himself on her. That's horrible and traumatic.I abduct a 14 year old lass, put in her my dungeon. She has a comfortable bed, toilet, TV, water, food. She has a nice life. On her 16th birthday we have "consensual" sex. This is very different to the first scenario I presented. I think anyone could see that.
installed that debian with the uk mirror this time and it were well faster
got that wunderland game on. mad to think oor sean is in that crowd somewhere.
>>83004465And this, my friends is how you end up on a list.
What's this I'm hearing about Blad eating four Krispy Kremes on the bog while crying at 3 in the morning?
>brown men raping women is... LE BAD!>white men raping women is... LE GOOD!Why are chuds like this?
>>83004494Do not put me on a list.
>>83004507Ask the woman which she prefers.
>>83004458Bloody Hell Blad some wronguns on here ain't there?
>>83004507Lmao I'm watching /pol/ right now saying that whites on welfare is good.
>>83004465based. i love dungeons.
Any lads here have a good PARFUM recommendation? wanna smell good for the old ladies x
>>83004554What's this a picture of?
>>83004564lynx africa
>>83004564Has to be parfum. Not that toilette toilet water bollocks.
>>83004564how old are you? how old are the women you want to attract?
>>83004506Krispy Kreme is too rich for my blood. Not paying 5 pound for 4 doughnuts. Aldi will do for me thanks. >>83004537I know mate. World gone mad.
PARFUM because it the long lasting I just wanna smell good for old mature women in the gym. thing is Amazon is wank I put PARFUM in and it gives me David beckham and some Ahmed shit
For me? It has to be JOOP! Jump. Classic 2006 style.
>>83004564JOOP! for lads tommy girl for de lasses
>>83004622Thoughts on Castlevania 3?
>>83004564You shouldn't wear perfume. It's repulsive, and advertisers have tricked you into thinking otherwise. I assure you, nobody wants to smell those artificial chemical obscenities that are an affront to the senses.If you want to attract women, do the following:1. Do not shower for 3 days.2. Do some heavy physical exercise.3. Extract the ball sweat. The best location is where the grundle meets the thigh.4. Gather this over a number of weeks and decant it into a brown glass container.5. When the time comes, use this mixture by dabbing it gently on your neck.Even if you cannot smell it, you can be sure this will work, I guarantee it.
>>83004663this is the most Indian advice I have ever seen HALT!
Women love fish odour
>>83004566one of them old 70s Dungeons & Dragons maps. nowadays, people draw all sorts of fancy maps. but back then they were like block diagrams. the players had to draw their OWN map as they went along to keep track, cor it immersive.they printed them in blue to make them harder to photocopy, supposedly. pirating books is a crime.
>>83004685You need to take my advice sir. I promise it is good advice,
me? i don't wash my hair. shampoo strips the hair of its natural oils. hair is meant to be '''greasy''' actually.
>>83004705That's really neat. It makes me wonder why D&D sex roleplay has never been a thing. You could have men raping women and nobody getting hurt, it's just imaginary, but everyone gets off. Everyone just uses their imagination and nobody gets hurt, but you all get off.
Dumbest britfeel meme of the year award goes to 'my sister was raped'.
DO NOT WASH NOOOO DO NOT SHOWER SIR!!!! street market as fucking advice man I hate Indians on a side note both Muslim Indian guys in the gym fucking stank
>>83004691I used to do deliveries, a woman asked me to use her bathroom "can you do a number 2 in there?" she was about 60, he husband had died a few weeks prior and she missed the smell of "man-poo" ... I dropped off and scarpered :( coward that i am.
My brother was raped.
Mad when you think about it. You'll live to see the last ever /britfeel/
>>83004652Great game and amazing sound track. Sadly I don't have a complete copy but I have completed it in the past. Sypha is the best partner with her homing magic.
>>83004747In all seriousness most Muslims I've encountered stink from the absurd amounts of aftershave and perfumes they use. It's unbearable to be near them.You know it is possible to shower and not smell, without covering yourself in harsh artificial scents that make the eyes water?I wonder if because they're from a hot country with no water they don't know about this, so just use the perfume method to try to "hide" it.I fucking hate all perfumes but do admit I am autistic and hypersensitive to smells so I basically cannot stand it when my senses are assaulted. I need to leave and go outside in fresh air.
Ruth was raped by ruthmong.
>>83004769Nice, glad to see you are a fellow Castlevania enjoyer. You ever play the GBA games?
>>83004782How did the do that lad how did he leave the house without shoes XD
1 - 1 drawHHL was raped. Sunderland's bubble has burst.
Raping Helperlad's neck with a toilet brush.
>>83004789Haven't played the GBA games. Completed 1,2,3, rondo, super Castlevania 4, the two gameboy games and symphony of the night. I do also have castlevania 64 but haven't played that one yet.
There is nothing wrong with Helper Lad's neck. I wish people would stop commenting on it. He has a normal neck.
british Here-s a breakdown of some common British aesthetics, both classic and modern:- Traditional / Heritage BritishThink countryside, rainy afternoons, and old-world charm.Colors: deep greens, tweed browns, cream, burgundy, navy, plaidVibe: cozy, scholarly, rustic, timelessStyle cues: trench coats, wool sweaters, oxfords, waxed jackets, tea sets, leather-bound books, cozy pubs, foggy moorsExamples: -Cottagecore- with a British twist, or -Dark Academia--- London Street / BritpopRooted in -90s music culture and working-class cool.Colors: black, white, red, denim, grayVibe: rebellious, stylish, urbanStyle cues: bomber jackets, Chelsea boots, mod haircuts, skinny jeans, Fred Perry polosExamples: Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, early 2000s London fashion-- Moody / Gothic BritishDrawing from gloomy weather and classic literature.Colors: black, deep plum, dark green, charcoalVibe: mysterious, intellectual, dramaticStyle cues: long coats, lace, candles, antique furniture, foggy streets, Victorian architectureExamples: Sherlock Holmes, Wuthering Heights, Penny Dreadful- Royal / Regency CoreRomantic and elegant, inspired by historical nobility.Colors: ivory, gold, powder blue, rose, silverVibe: graceful, polished, refinedStyle cues: pearls, lace gloves, waistcoats, long dresses, fine china, gilded detailsExamples: Bridgerton, Jane Austen aesthetics- Modern British MinimalismWhat-s trendy in Britain now - especially in interior design and fashion.Colors: neutral tones, stone, black, white, muted pastelsVibe: understated, functional, slightly cold but elegantStyle cues: simple cuts, natural fabrics, minimalist decor, clean lines
Got through Day 16 of NoPornMy emotions are all over the place. Sometimes I feel I can hold eye contact for way longer than normal, other times I look away.
Where is everyone? I'm absolutely buzzing tonight. Shitfaced, thinking of ordering a weather station.
>>83004798The shoeless raper.
>>83004949order some expensive thermal underwear, going to hit -25C in January.
>>83004862Corrrr! What would you say is your favourite? Definitely check out the GBA games if you get a chance they're really good.
>>83004956Do you have a source for this? I usually generate my own heat from massive amounts of repressed sexual energy.
>going to hit -25kinell we'll need a super winter fuel payment
I'll be warm as I'm going to rape the lads sister, her pus will keep me warm.
>>83004949you are drunk most nights
>>83004998The winter fuel payment is for people born before 1959 only.
>>83004986Devold, 100% Merino woolhttps://www.devold.com/en-gb/
All the cool space events that will be visible with the human eye like Beetlejuice going supernova we won't be alive to see. Lame.
>>83004966Rondo out of the classic series. Symphony of the night is my all time favourite. I know of the gba ones they are like the SotN games so I would imagine I would like them. The collection is on steam and ps store I believe.
>>83005042Deport. Instant non-buy. What were they thinking?! They'll never have my custom.Why wouldn't a Norwegian company put a Norwegian man in the banner? I actually would have considered buying, but now I never will. Add it to the boycott list.
>>83003718Toyota AE86 or the Nissan S13. Classic JDM all the way.
>>83004738>It makes me wonder why D&D sex roleplay has never been a thing. You could have men raping women and nobody getting hurt, it's just imaginary, but everyone gets off. Everyone just uses their imagination and nobody gets hurt, but you all get off.oh this is absolutely a thing. the /tg/ classic is F.A.T.A.L. crazy in-depth rules about rolling dice for your dwarf's anal circumference, that type of thing. presumably some nerds have wanked each other off while playing this.
>>83005103Wow, how do I get on this? And do women play it?
>>83005074Good luck finding a company with <1 negro in advertising lol
Grown man having a melty over seeing a black man wearing a jumper
It not fucking right train drivers are old men. Time to let us young lads drive the trains and start earning 70k a year.
>>83005119You have no idea how long my boycott list is. It includes basically every large company, and yes, I'll pay double and go out of my way to avoid antiwhite BlackRock advertising.I'll buy direct from someone in the Scottish highlands if I have to.
If the black fella got some sex, he probably wouldn't have stabbed people on the train. Not getting sex causes some men to lash out at innocent people.
Men not getting sex is very dangerous for society. Why can't the government fucking understand this? The mental health of a man decreases rapidly if he cannot ever get sex.
>he hasn't been signed up to heir starmer's warm home discount scheme.
>>83005115nowadays women are more into tabletop RPGs than ever! bit niche for Meetup.com, but maybe you can play online with degenerate ca/tg/irls. check /tg/'s LFG (Looking For Group) threads. or make a post on Roll20, maybe Reddit.we need less lids addicted to AI, and more lids doing their orc rape role-plays with REAL people ;_;
>>83005152you should have a trip code that is "no black advertising" or something lad, so everyone knows beforehand.
>>83005180I pay for that shit. And I pay for my own energy. The average temperature in my home in winter is 12 degrees Celsius, and I work a full time job.Meanwhile, I'm paying for you to be toasty and warm. This isn't right.Turn your heating off right now, and don't turn it on again until I give you permission.
>>83005200My heating isn't on now. I turn it off at 23c, gets a bit too warm them, if you know what I mean.
>>83005185OK but I just have to say that I don't think men can become women. So whatever /tg/ is I'm not into that. When I said women, I mean something else to your understanding of it, and I don't mean to cause offence, it's just when I'm looking for women, there's a specific thing I'm referring to.
>>83005180some government scheme was meant to install new heaters and doors in my flat three years ago. then they decided there was a long waiting list and they were prioritising the elderly.the company did ring me a few weeks ago. didn't answer though. don't like answering the phone, me. will just be cold in winter again x
>>83005197No need, I'll just ignore it. I'll consult the list.
>>83005200Not him, my social housing flat is getting cavity wall insulation before Winter which will lower my bills considerably.
This is what makes you stay in a lot isn't it? Why can't you move on?
Sunderland v Everton was 1-1. Expect a rant from HHL tonight.
>>83005233Editormong screaming and smashing his keyboard rn
>>8300521123c is too warm, turn that shit off RIGHT NOWIt's 16c in my house and I have a coat on and I'm fine.
>>83005219you've caught me lad. /tg/ stands for '/totally gay/'. i was trying to trick you into homosexual elf role-playing, and i'm sorry for that.
>>83005231A salute your adherence to your principles. I detect a lack of Kosher products though... telling.
>>83005236nah, it's the warmth.
>>83005248Usually I keep a window open, that helps keep the temp to 21c if I keep the heating going at the same time.
>>83005231where can i find this disgusting Gymshark advert?
>>83005250What am I looking at here. I'm so intrigued.
>>83005257Do you understand that I'm paying to heat your home? Why would you keep heating it and then open a window?
I'll take that 1-1 draw all day after that shockingly bad first half. Also it's put us back in the top 4. Where are Newcastle again? Oh aye x
>>83005279Fresh air innit.
>>83005271No idea. Why would I keep a record of such a horrifying thing. It was probably from between 2-4 years ago.
>>83005290>Why would I keep a record of such a horrifying thing. you are literally keeping records of such things.
>>83005283>Where are Newcastle again?shut up.
>>83005300I record the reasons. I don't keep a record of the original degeneracy and ideally the people responsible would be hanged and nobody would ever have to see such horrors again.
Tbf that nandos advert is really bad
Sean's team is better than yours
>Costa Coffee - woman with tits cut off cartoon adverts>Boots - disgusting anti-white Christmas ad in 2024 where the bald black woman who complained the Royal Family was too white is Santa or his wife>Swedish Airlines - multicultural advert saying that Swedish people don't existhowling!
>>83005319Mind the gap lid xhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/table
>>83005356i don't actually know much about football so i'll leave this one to Chika. i've said my piece.
>>83005371Sean's team kicks the ball harder and more accurately than your team does
>>83005357I don't think it's funny.But laugh as much as you want. I'm sure people were laughing in 1932.
Sunlun always find a way to make it about Newcastle. Funny that eh.
>>83005345just watched this on YouTube and what the fuck.
>But laugh as much as you want. I'm sure people were laughing in 1932.
>>83005283>Where are Newcastle again?Champions League
The Japanese really seem to love rape.
There is also a gay or a drag queen who looks like an Arab or something in the boots onehttps://youtu.be/ncTd0Wfk6QETruly hideous this
>>83005420Disgusting gay.
>>83005431In the end my people will win, and you will be crying in a gutter. And no, I won't have sympathy,
>>83005496you'll do nothing for the rest of your pathetic "life" except cry over adverts on the internet little lad x
>>83005508Imagine siding with invaders who want to kill and rape you over your own people.One day, after we win, we'll investigate this phenomenon and how it ever happened. It's very unusual.
>>83005508Demon coded post
>>83005538triggered much, shut in boxroom mong boy?
>>83005555Schizophrenia coded post
>>83003557She definitely has an innie tuppence. Just a cute little slit. For Chad's eyes only of course.
i am white English and i will trade my sperm for top rate PIP.
favourite sweeties lads? any time halloween comes round i end up necking these fuckers x
Fuck Christmas, fuck companies, fuck commercalition.Had enough of Christmas shit already, how come every company decided November 1st was the day to start with all this crap? How can we stop it?
>>83005617tried these new whristmas waribos earlier, it lush
>>83003610>target audiencekekaroonie
>>83005617nice jar of aniseed balls for me lad.
>>83005631For some reason haribos make me feel bloated after eating them. They must expand in my stomach or something.
>>83005634You know that Mitchell and Webb sketch where they joke about pumping gas into lidl? I think that the government should do that with JD sports: it's mainly scum who shop there, so it'd probably solve a fair few problems.
all right, sleepy feels just kicked in.night /britfeel/. don't seethe too hard.
Phwoaaaar feel quite tired meself now. All that wooty action has proper exhausted me. Garn beddingtons after a few games on this Wortnite.
You know what makes me laugh? Wages on less than 60k thinking they are doing something. You are still poor mate.
>>83005681It's pretty obvious gas needs to pumped into the homes of the following:>anyone over the age of 70 who needs medical attention more than 5 times a year>anyone unemployed for more than 1 year>anyone unemployed 5 times or more within 5 years>anyone with an IQ below 100>anyone who identifies as LGBT or engages in LGBT sex acts>anyone whose ancestry can't be traced back to the UK for at least 6 generations>anyone who takes, sells or possesses class A drugs>anyone who is convicted of 3 or more crimes>anyone who is convicted of a crime carrying more than a 2 year sentence>anyone who insults His Majesty The King or the Royal Family>anyone involved in the creation, storage or distribution of pornographic content>anyone involved in the gambling industry>anyone who creates or joins unions>anyone who promotes fake science like vaccines or climate changeWatch the UK prosper after that happens.
>>83006112Do you keep that pathetic grievance list ready to copy and paste, lonely lad?
>>83006129Ask me how I know you're a lefty faggot.
Another NNN day completed. Getting closer to that one week milestone now.
>>83006145Ask me how I know you have never been loved by a woman
>>83005090neither of those cars are JDM because the corolla and 240SX are US badging, are both USDM and left hand drive
>>83006228Nobody likes a pedant
Feels like I'm the only lid doing NNN now. Everyone failed early or didn't even bother trying.
>>83006279hardly being a pedant to point out you're using words without knowing what they mean
>>83006112>>anyone involved in the gambling industry
>>83006112>identifies as LGBT or engages in LGBT sex actsInteresting way to put it. Almost like you want to let people in the closet off the hook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6edSAMxDeUg
My job is to rest. Doctors orders xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwE9JKaOw88
>>83006326It not good for your bollocks, lid. Don't believe the lies.
>>83006771he done his wollox, de lad
>>83006354They are Japanese cars built by Japanese manufacturers. Most people who are into Japanese cars call them JDM regardless of what market they were sold into.
Just did the biggest shit out my life. Immediately took away the pain in my belly I've had for days.
>>83006771The science is still out on it to be fair. There are definitely some health/mental benefits to semen retention.>>83006777How? I only had 3 drinks earlier and I haven't lost NNN (yet). My wollocks are fine.
>>83006784>Most people who are into Japanese cars call them JDM regardless of what market they were sold intobecause they're dumbwhen did "japanese market" mean "US market" yeah my grans got a nissan qashqai proper JDM motor that = says fucking nobodyyou are conflating fuckheads who like mx5s but couldnt name a single car that never left japan with "people who are into japanese cars"
Just taken delivery of my JDM Maruti Swift.
ASMR girls subtly planting messages in their videos to get me to fail NNN. Oh aye I'm on to them.
Garn get some sleeps now. Got that voluntary work in the morning. Didn't mean to stay awake this late so hopefully I don't sleep in.
Gotten up again me X
>>83006177I have a gf, projecting little lad?
just woke up, work in 40, slept like absolute shit but the show must go on, hope i can squeeze in a quick nap after work
ever since the gov banned porn ive been on a spaffin spree, i dont know whats happening but im spaffin at least 10 times a day, im not even shooting actual loads anymore just watery junki saw the news about them banning choking porn, im not really into it but my ex was hugely into it, they think theyre helping women but i think more women will be annoyed by the lack of choking porn then men tbqhwyl
>>83008437wonder what kind of person post this drivel at 5 am on a weekday
>>83008448someone who spaffs ten loads a day, wonder who replies
First they came for your porn and you said>Thats okay I dont watch porn anywayThen they came for your VPN and you said>Thats okay I dont use a VPN anywayThen they came for your jobs and you said>Thats okay I dont work anywayThen they came for your benefits and you said>Thats okay I dont want to be on benefits anywayThen they came for the homeless and you said>Thats okay I dont like living anywayThen they came for the dead and you said>Thats okay I dont remember the dead anyway
>>83008571Who came?
Satingarse tendie brekkie this wasExquisite, even X
>>83008789Me? Choco muesli
Getting ready for asmr and bedtime. Really fucked up sleep pattern lately.
me? I had a share sized packet of giant spicy watsits for brekkie just a little treat for meself
nice and healthy everyfin a growing boy like me needs
Why won't Ruthmong post on /int/ to prove he is british? Genuinely baffling.
Morning lads.Day 17 of no pornDay 10 of no masturbationDay 7 after trying to lose my virginity to an escortFlatline is still ongoing.
>>83008934what do you mean tried to lose? You didnt get an escort and not fuck her did you?
>>83008940I did. I've posted the story here a few days ago. A combination of nerves and not being able to get aroused.I'm going to try seeing her again next week.
imagine getting convicted for having choking images of two consenting adults.
>>83008917I could but it doesn't really prove anything. You can post from different countries easily.
>>83008968fucking idjit, just get some viagra or something you fucking melt
>>83008975You think thats funny? Thats literally sexual assault, you fucking disgusting creep, hope you get locked up.
>>83008934>trying to lose my virginity to an escortWhat happenend
>>83008968>not being able to get arousedMaybe youre gay
Sorry we can't put more resources into blacks robbing the high streets and paki grooming gangs raping white girls. I'm afraid shutin incel joe has been watching and tweeting replies on that choking porn between two consenting adults.https://youtu.be/se3pXtUl4CY
>>83009014It's fucking absolutely fine. You better bin any dvds with choking scenes in them. Britain has gone to shit.
>>83009065>>83009108You think its a joke? I cant wait till you perverts get locked up for good. Fucking nonces.
>>83009065They took his phone. So if pled not guilty, they do a full search to get him on anything else that might stick. Scary stuff the police state. probably best to have a burner phone, reset it and just take the normal one with you.
Fire up the gimmicks, lads. I'm bored af.
>>83009113They need to investigate every kebab shop cellar and upstairs rooms for chained teenage girls.
Random inspections. Just turn up unannounced, straight to cellar and upstairs. Check for teenage girls chained to dirty beds and radiators. Test the kebab meat for human dna.
Ruthmong's parents run a kebab shop near Taksim Square.
>(7)(a): an act which threatens a person's life;>(7)(b): an act which results, or is likely to result, in serious injury to a person's anus, breasts or genitals;>(7)(c): an act involving sexual interference with a human corpse;>(7)(d): a person performing intercourse or oral sex with an animal (dead or alive). It's ridiculous. This would include non-real/AI depictions too I think when they add choking.
>>83009176No we're all white British unemployed/semi-retired.
>>83009010From what I've read, Viagra doesn't make you horny or aroused, correct?>>83009025I've posted the story a few times the last few days. Basically I just couldn't get hard. However I went to see her in the middle of trying to give up porn which may be a problem. >>83009045Nah she was gorgeous and I so desperately wanted to get aroused.
>>83009189More like semi-retarded
>>83009194Not a bad personality gimmick, ultimately I think youre going for the kinda dim witted gay lad route. Keep it up though, this season of britfeel has been a bit shit as of late
>>83009214You cant be semi retarded lad. But you probably dont realize that, being retarded and all.
>>83009214Only me. They were wagies most of their life. What do they have to show for it? Nothing. They don't even want to go on holiday. Fuck working.
>>83009226A functional retard
Britain loves governing peoples bedrooms
>Spent nearly 2 hours doing a job application for a entry level Pharmacy role in Asda not too long ago. Cos I kept passing their idiotic tests I ended up having to do a recorded video interview, which ended with AI generated feedback. Job applications are really starting to take the piss especially when its entry level or NWM roles making you jump through so many hoopsAnd this is precisely the reason I will never lift a finger to apply for some crappy job. It's clear something is truly fucking wrong with the jobs market.
>>83009265You can look at the at the job description and the pay and you know its bad without applying
Started me warehouse job last week as a skinny lad. I'll be honest, it's difficult. I was standing up and dragging products around for about 6 hours before they gave us a 30 min break. Then I had another 1hr 30 mins. On my third day I had to take two pain killers cause my legs were absolutely fucked from all the standing and walking around the warehouse. Had two days off and back in tomorrow 10pm until 6am. I'm hoping my legs are okay cause I got 4 shifts of that in a row.
>>83009403mong, to imagine theres a whole bunch of people out there like this, fascinating.
>>83009357you dont get it lad hes doing le epic lel no pussy no work gimmick xD
My shit always looks like some american slop bbq, like a burnt brown with bits of red what looks like meat in it. It never really has a shape, just comes out like a big goop that piles on top of each other.If it werent for the smell I might take a bite of it
>>83009611seek medical attention, lad
>>83009265I'm an actual functional member of society and have encountered the AI garbage recently. Applying for a tech job with vodafone and they made me fill in some fruity little quiz where I had to choose how I felt certain statements applied to me, but they'd give them to you in a group of 4 and you couldn't choose "strongly agree with" for more than one, so you were forced to choose which one was most important. Then they sent some AI crap that basically just said I was going to be shit at the job because I didn't strongly agree that the customer is always right over getting something technically right, or whatever bullshit. They still wanted me to have an interview so I could discuss the findings of their quiz with them so it can't have been that bad, but I told them absolutely not. Imagine being criticised BEFORE you've even had an interview. Get to fuck. .Have a mate in the same field who's looking for jobs and one wanted him to do an AI interview on video, he said he didn't mind when it was just yes no questions but then it started asking him to describe why he would be a good fit for the job and he told it he would only do that to a real human and dropped the call. It's lucky that we're not desperate for jobs and have proper qualifications that make us valuable, but this sort of shit is obviously becoming rife and the lower tiers are going to be forced into it sooner rather than later, I might at least get a few years of actually talking to the person that wants to hire me for smaller companies but anything massive is going to scoop this shit up immediately. God forbid anyone from HR should actually have to talk to a human.
>>83009618this post was written by chatgpt
Jobs today require 10 rounds of interviews with AI chatbots for the privilege to work a minimum wage job. So fucking ridiculous.
>>83009629No it wasn't, just because you're incapable of putting more than three sentences in a row doesn't mean everyone else is. What prompt would even result in this? >Pretend you're a network engineer that's unhappy with the current use of AI in recruitment, specifically mention a global ISP. You farkin pleb
Past few days I've done some massive dumps. Some right ploppers in the toilet, must be my diet.
>>83009643stop having a melty
>>83009651Shalln't
>>83009645id say mine are about the size of good two handfuls, just a big pile of plop no real discerning shape but not like diarrhea, wipes relatively clean but has a foul stench
Jolly good defecationshire this was just now
>>83009703It's important to take stock and enjoy the little things
going bald is horrible.saw a friend at college lose pretty much all his hair in about a year.he started college and it was receding slightly by the end of the year he had no hair and no confidence, damn shame
>>83009713It's bleak, I saw a friend recently who I hadn't seen in a couple of years and his hairline is way way back. I always thought I was prematurely balding because I have a really high hairline and my uncle and grandad were bald but my dad isn't, it hasn't actually receded in the last 15 years. So I've got that Walton goggins kind of look but thankfully it doesn't seem as though it'll go back further. Must thank my lucky stars.
Prison gay hook up attempt #5000 worked. Just wish I didn't have to look for men to not feel lonely. Lovely evening though apart from almost vomiting. Didn't get home until gone midnight
Got that harry potter studio tour on the cards today lids, about two hour drive so not too bad in the grand scheme of things. Wifeberg is happy and excited at the prospect, important to keep your women's busy.
Good morning lads, I hope you are all having an excellent day.I am very busy today (you'll find out why later), but just wanted to stop by and let you know that I have a very important announcement to make. Once it's all wrapped up today I'll stop by again in the afternoon and post about it. I reckon everything will be done and I'll be free around 5-ish.Not gonna lie I'm feeling very invigorated. Things are looking up. This is gonna be a big thing for me and I'm excited to share when it's all done.Until then, love ya lads x
>cuckGPT upon being asked whether a seahorse emoji exists
>>83009789that sunderland feel x
>Please, make it stop.Kino
Sucked off another truck driver at the service station. Got there around 4am and sat in the toilets waiting.Bloke eventually knocked on my door and I just let him in. No words even exchanged he knew exactly what was happening.
>>83009791That's funny and all, but the actual worrying shit is that we know for a fact that ShitGPT has been used to write speeches for debates in Parliament. Of course, on balance it's less meaningful than it sounds because Parliamentary debate is itself pointless due to the existence of parties and the whipping system, but still, point remains that it's bleak af.
>>83009798Nothing will ever beat Grok saying "too late buddy, the curriculum just got hands on" when it was doing raceplay rape posts on twitter
>>83009800We already had the service station arc. You're years out of date with this.
>>83009813Dont know what youre talking about mate.
>>83009798Me? Don't give a shit about AI. Not even in the slightest. Created some funny images but found no other use cases for me.
>>83009801Its not even that its being used for debate - its that higher echelons of government and government workers actively use GPT to make decisions.
>>83009800Grim. Is this what neets are reduced to now?
A lot of bum boys here in the thread this morning.
>>83009800>Bloke eventually knocked on my door and I just let him in. No words even exchanged he knew exactly what was happening.What if he had no clue and was just too shy/autistic to say anything. He goes into a stall to take a piss and some random gay bloke starts unzipping his trousers and sucking his cock. You raped him.
>>83009835Didnt say I was a neet.>>83009845Didnt say I was a bloke
>>83009835Well, my neet prison-gay ass at least goes to peoples houses/flats. Public bathrooms are fucking vile, I don't even like pissing in those, no matter how "clean" they are
>>83009852>Didnt say I was a blokeywnbaw
Tried to play that Dispatch game thats on steam.Its like a point and click decisions matter kind of game.Couldn't manage it, the dialogue just didnt seem real. Maybe people speak like this now? But it was like playing a teenagers version of an adults life.Aaron Paul from breaking bad voices the guy you play as, whole thing just pissed me off.
I tried messaging the same escort I saw on Tuesday last week back on Sunday afternoon. She replied straight away pretty much. I messaged again after that but still no reply. Bit worried tbqh since she responded to all my previous messages almost instantly. If I can't see her again I'll be a bit glum.
>>83009879guess ill cross that one off my list then, ta lad
Losing a lot of money atm with crypto
>>83009899You're messaging for time slots/details right, not actual personal/off-job shit? Just book a slot, tell her what you want to try this time, and any actual details can be discussed during the time you've paid for.
Heres a fun true story for you lads.>Be me>Wheatus is playing nearby in a small gig>Decide to go cause the tickets were like 15 quid>Really tiny venue>Wheatus of Wheatus fame comes out>Im very drunk but still with it>Notice that this gig is nothing like the gigs i went too pre social media>everyone has their phone out>because im drunk and want to keep it old school I start shouting support at Mr Wheatus>Bunch of zoomers around me start coming up to me and saying "yoo youre living your best life">Uhh sure>Keep shouting support at Mr Wheatus>He stops the gig>Literally calls me a drunk asshole>Wh...what>Continues playing>Before he starts the next song he takes a moment to mention me again and how im ruining everyone elses night, tells everyone not to worry though cause theyre still gunna have a good time>Feel immense shame like being picked last for PE or something>End up leaving during a little respect which was the next songI bought a wheatus magnet from their merch stand before the gig too and now i cant listen to wheatus anymore
>>83009901shouldve invested in zcash mate
It would be kind of awesome if Reform replaced the tories and the Greens replaced Labour.British Politicians need to stop moving to the centre and instead embrace radicalism.
Actually intrigued as to what stupid larp this imposter guy is gonna come up with later desu.
>>83009950Never. the ruling donor class wont ever let that happen, the tories are only still around because of old boomer money.
Night sweats, liver hurts, ringing in my ears. This has got to stop.
>>83009988Thoughts on docking? Do you and the bf do it?
>>83010038what in the fuck is this lad?
strong zero from wh smiths
We all Chika impersonators in life x
>>83010038used to do this with mates as a laugh back in secondary school
>>83009904Yeah I sent her a message asking if she's available on a date next week. Like I said, she responded to all my previous emails very quickly.
THIS GUY IS STILL GOING ON ABOUT THAT ESCORT?
>>83010097Gotta be honest lad and real with you.90% of these escorts - if they're foriegn are trafficked, and 60% of the british ones have pimps.So if you're badgering her with messages probably pissing off her boss.
This new girl im buying knickers from is such a tease. Way better than the last one who didn't say a word for a month. She's already sent me proof of wear photos. Gonna get some massive cummies out of this
>>83010108Is this what you wanted to do with your life?
Now they are banning our fetish porn. Ridiculous.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyk3qzq7k7o
DAY 4 GOING STRONG
>>83010097Is this girl from adultwork, or another site? Do you mind telling me her username/have a link to the profile? I'm super curious: E-mail so other mongs don't see it: arcyrobot@cock.lu>>83010102im glad he is. People seeing escorts, especially beta guys like me is so relatable. Can always just ignore his posts
Honestly school boy errors from this escort melt.>Never use your real name or number>Never pester an escort
>>83010125Sure is lad x
>>83010126didnt they already ban facesitting like 10 years ago?
>>83010126Women will be more up in arms about this than men, but only secretely
If any of you post any choking images I will alert the authorities.
thoughts on this? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-15256493/itv-backlash-gmb-poppy-kevin-mcguire-charlene-white.html
>>83010139I had the same reaction, my ex was huge into choking to the point I was worried she might die when we were fucking about, but she always wanted to be choked till she was about to pass out, right on the edge.Never really my thing but had to keep her happy
My driving instructor has just texted me shilling some company he joined that helps me "save money on utility bills" and suchWhat the fuck?
>>83009899Cherish her lad, I had one like that too.. Deep kissing, cuddles, sharing intimate details... she disappeared one day and it was like a knife in the heart.I'm just glad I was able to tell her I love her before she vanished.>>83010129>im glad he is. People seeing escorts, especially beta guys like me is so relatable. Can always just ignore his postsSame. Very relatable, especially anons who develop a connection or feelings for them.
>>83010156thats well nice of him trying to help you save money mate
Now they are banning our fetish porn. Ridiculous.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cddrg70pj1mo
>>83010162>tell escort you love her>she goes "missing"Probably scared you were gunna fucking kill her you fucking creepo
For me? its the late 30s early 40s brazillian escortshappy to ride you hard till you bust a nut while you suck on their tittys, such gusto not seen in other foriegn escortsstay away from romanians unless you like fucking mannequins
hope your lads choking licenses are in order
>>83010162>especially anons who develop a connection or feelings for them.I don't think this would happen to me. I have negative self-esteem and couldn't imagine it ever being reciprocal so I mentally block out all feelings
Pokrovsk has fallen lads. The grind into Ukraine continues.
knife in my heart but man fuck how im feeling X
>>83010169I'd like to see what they actually looked like to know if people were overreacting or not.
>>83010183No licence needed just a nice snap of your face mate dont worry its all deleted and not stored in any government database anywhere ;)
>>83010149Reform voters frothing at the mouth shaking in anger at some nigger not wearing made in China plastic crap poppy. Told you poppy shagger season is upon us.
BREAKING NEWSSSM's playstation days are over!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iJpZ8D5F0wA
>>83010137Theresa May banned a load of "extreme" porn, including I think pissing.
>>83010206pretty sure again its mostly women that are into that
>>83010192Ever used google search?
>>83010198They're paper and they're made in the UK you unpatriotic mong. Hope your family gets joggered
Doesn't 50 shades of grey have choking in? Good luck banning that.
Britfeelers like to choke women.
Haha what if I pretend to be [poster] and pretend to like le thing XD.
>>83010230Bought mostly by women too. Interesting.
>>83010205>sells ps5>going out to get a few jars to "celebrate">implying he didnt just pawn his fucking ps5 to buy booze and scratchcardsstate of him
>>83010216Put on your reform football shirt on and have a wank into an england flag you little fat balding spastic.
Saladfingers troon is the first to comment on SSM's videos. Sad.
>>83010205Isn't this bloke like 50? He needs to sort himself out.
Have to say that war is incredibly unwomfy these days lads. Just look at this:https://files.catbox.moe/zy3kuw.mp4Ukrainian HUR special forces, literally the best of the best soldiers that they have, in the dead of night, using a blackhawk, night vision, full drone jammers etc. (i.e. the best equipment available), air drop in behind enemy lines to disrupt logistics/ambush convoys and within five minutes they are being picked off one by one. The drones are even just going room by room when the survivors make it inside.You still need soldiers to physically hold areas, but holy fucking shit you just can't do anything against drones at this point.
>>83010246Put on your chastity cage and watch your wife's black boyfriend fuck her senseless
>>83010240Bought for 700 pound sold for 300! 400 pound loss! GET IN.
>>83010254Living with a hidden disability fish odor syndrome. (TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,SOME people smell it and some people don't.I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded. I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet. Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability. I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the wayta x
>>83010259it just aint for him lad, his ps5 days are over
>>83010267Smelling like fish isn't a disability and doesn't stop you working.Benefits are out of control, we need a Reform government to sort this out.
Dick Cheney just died
>>83010271It aint right what your saying lad it just aint right
>>83010277Source? Not seeing anything in the news lad
>>83010271Indians smell like poo and curry and B.O. and they still work.
>>83010277Absolute top lad, failed out of yale and ended up putting telephone pole lines up in his 30s after being pulled over for driving home drunk his wife basically told him to sort his shit out - then somehow ended up Vice President of his country, but not only the Vice President, the only Vice President in history with such a vast control and power of the US government it still hasnt been achieved again since.Never stop trying lads, Dick Cheney was a real one.
How exactly is the argument that inequality causes crime demonstrated causally? It's progressive orthodoxy, but I've never seen any compelling reasoning behind it."Jeff Bezos makes a more in month than I will in my life so I'm going to go out raping"Really?
>>83010303Yet Ruthmong claims it's too late for him
>>83010214They're not even that bad. Far worse ones coming out of Japan. Just because they're small doesn't mean they're a child.
>>83010314Dick Cheney owned a pair of shoes, I don't.
>>83010305Wealthy black Americans commit more crime than poor white Americans.Black women commit more crime than white men.
>>83010271I've figured out mark. He's not on benefits for TMAU (which is bollocks, it can be treated by not eating certain foods) he's on benefits for depression, anxiety and self harm. There's videos of him in the past bragging how he knows how to "work the system" so when a WCA comes up he slashes his arms a little bit and says he's been self harming due to stress, that's how he'sdoing it.Some people can smell it some people can't. Nobody can smell it because it doesn't exist. All bollocks.
>>83010314Dick Cheney, if there is a God, his life is so intense and amazing its almost pre-ordained. Genuinely sad he died, not a lot of people liked him but not a lot of people know about his hustle
What exactly is the legal offence in buying a chunk of plastic and silicon that looks like a young girl and then simulating sex acts with it? Like literally what is the crime?It's gross, abhorrent even, but that's from a purely aesthetic perspective. What is the legal implication of it and why should it be banned?
>>83010322Dick Cheney is also white. You aren't.
*informs the apus that dick cheney has died*
Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face with a shotgun (somehow lived) and got away with it. Kek. Still a massive cunt though.
>>83010305Jeff Bezos makes more in an hour than you will in my life
>>83010326You dont get WCA on PIP but for UC you do however I think it lasts a long time idk though, he should just get a 2 day warehouse job or something and live off PIP supplementing him
screach cower thru the safety of a different lolcow mass-shooter serial killer, whatever trending degenerate you fucking please we still aren't the nobody sorry your mother drugged you drowned you thru iccy cold showers a decade ago, still isn't our problem leave faggot or ill dig you a shallow-grave & watch as your metaphorical beta-orbiters scramble wondering what's happening Lol , sorry i insulted you to a homeless meth-addict schizophreniac attention-whore move-on :)
>>83010345>he should just get a 2 day warehouse job or something and live off PIP supplementing himHe's not thinking along these lines, lad. Him and people like him, the chronic dosser parasite types, are only thinking about how to stay on benefits. That's all they do, that's all they want, they're not looking for rational ways to make meaningful improvements in their lives, they will literally accept worse conditions in every way if it means they can stay on benefits. That's why all the rhetoric about 'getting people back to work' is absurd and everyone who isn't a politician knows this - they don't WANT to be working, so they're not going to actually engage with what gay retarded 'skills workshop' or whatever you force them to attend. Only way to deal with these people is simply to cut their bennies off.
get-off the fucking road xD
been like this since he heard about cheney, it aint right
>>83010345It seems that SSM is getting UC plus the health element top up.
just got called a femboy by a girl does that mean im cute or what
>>83010369those skills workshops are a joke mate
>>83010369I think you have a very narrow view of people on benefits - they wouldnt offer these services if they did not work. I'm sure you'll find its only a minority that refuse to engage.They're a minority but they're known. The majority that sign on and then get off when they can aren't often talked about.
Aye, Cheney was a real one, unironically like Thatcher and Condoleezza Rice (will miss her when she goes too).Different generation, before everything was gay, when economies were real, states were real, foreign policy was real. Now everything is fake. Can you imagine a conversation between Cheney and someone like Starmer? It would be comically absurd. We have left the age of serious politicians.
>>83010187Probably for the best anon, when I told her that she warned me I would probably get hurt and she was right.
>>83010395Means you look like a feminine little twink
>>83010402>they wouldnt offer these services if they did not workYou're joking, right lad? The British state engages with hundreds of billions of pounds worth of things that do not work every single year lol. I'm not saying that everyone on bennies isn't trying to find work, of course some of them are, but those people will find themselves back on their feet regardless of attending a skills workshop or whatever other wank they have to go to. It's people like Mark who are the chronic parasite types. They are dossers by definition. They're not actually going to try and find work regardless of what you ask them to do. The only thing they want is to stay on bennies, so you have to cut them off.
>>83010424 ill take it as a compliment x
>>83010430Not really much point reading past the first two words on your sentence bud, you've already made up your mind.Im right everyone else is wrong.Praying for you lad.
>>83010441It's only cute until you reach 20.
>>83010430You're sort of confusing people on disability benefits and those temporarily out of work. I agree that Mark is probably taking the piss... however, he's too far gone. He's in his 50s and has never worked a day in his life. It would take a lot to change that. All that being said, even all the skills courses and work courses they offer for other people are complete bollocks unless you are a complete mentally retarded mong. I've attended them so I know firsthand. The people taking them are usually idiots themselves. Also, the kind of work that mongs like Mark can do is shrinking every year. As for autistics and such, I personally don't want to have to deal with spergs in the workplace so they can have their bennies for all I care.
>seasideMARK Feeling so happy within myself, cash injection, so happy my PS5 days are over dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-tbp8wEUD0He talking to us lads another rave down sandford lane might be on the horizon
>>83010469Corrr.... his profile is like a roman statue.
you DO have a poppy dont you anon ?
>>83010469His hair looks great
>>83010478Nah fuck that shite. I wear a shamrock.
>>83010494>shamrock.what does that represent?
>>83010469>hes now trying to convince himself to sell his electric bike toogod damnit
>>83010495Represents BRITS OUT mucker.
>>83010469He unironically looks like s wrong'un
>>83010508live and let live fren
>SSM on the phone inquiring about selling his e-bikeHe must've splashed so much cash halloween night
why haven't brits been banned from 4chan yet, /brit/ are the worst threads on this website
>>83010518thats not how colonizing works jeety
Quite maddening that you can time how worse the internet got when JEETs suddenly got access.
As they refuse to cut welfare spending, and preside over extraordinary amounts of money spent on accommodating asylum seekers and illegal immigrants, it is reasonable for taxpayers to ask "what exactly am I doing my bit for?"
So what happened, Mark either spent all his money on booze and scratchcards or his bennies have been cut for the month
>>83010531Want to know the most blackpilling thing lad? Not even 50% of jeets have access to the internet. We are years behind peak jeet.
>>83010469blad in the chat
>His name is BrendonHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAbsolute fucking gay retard nonce name, holy fucking kek!
Whats really funny is that when I was starving and on bennies I had a ps4, and I thought about selling it but my brother was coming up and I gave it to him as a present and just suffered the remaining month.Separates me from the marks of the world.
>>83010548>>83010555His name is Blandon you dolts.
>>83010129AdultWork yeahDon't feel comfortable giving her profile away, sorry.>>83010106She's not trafficked.>>83010162>just glad I was able to tell her I love her before she vanished.How did she react?
>>83010566>She's not trafficked.Yeah sure lad, bet you felt a real connection too her too.
>>83010559Same lid I've gave old tech and tellys away to family for free even when I could have used the money as I'm poor on bennies. In fact I'm often "lending" money to my family who work (good jobs) because they're shit with money. Do I ever ask for it back? Course I don't.
Should I head to the shops and get myself a sweet treat during my lunch hour?
Lads falling in love with escorts is so fucking sad, bet you think they'll run off with you and live a normie life - you and the escort.I best not tell you about strip clubs either.
>>83010548Not me. Similar spelling though.
If you watch any SSM stream you can see why he needs bennies. He's having an absolute melty atm panic selling everything he owns probably cause his account says something like 10 quid and he's panicking.
>government places 175 Afghans in Watchfield as part of ARAP>(reminder ARAP is the Afghan resettlement program that the public was specifically prohibited from knowing about)>dropped off at 4am, no announcement>Watchfield population pre-Afghans was 2115, literally 8% of the population became Afghan overnight>a few weeks later the local friendly donkey that locals would pet on their walks is gang raped>https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24394722.watchfield-animal-abuse-police-investigating-donkey-assault/
>escort>their job, their literal job is to be a partner to you>somehow lads think they've found the one>surprised they dissapear when you tell them you love themits just sad it really is
>>83010593How can you blame the afghans when brits let sexy donkeys walk around unprotected
>>83010573She told me her background and was very chatty.>>83010579I'd date an escort even if she kept her job.
>>83010646Fucking hell lad you're pathetic. How about offer to go see her without paying, that'll wake you up.
>>83010646You should check her out on ukpunters, I bet you she told you some absolute horseshit
eeeveryyy boooody wants to ruule the woooorrrld
I actually met up with an escort without paying once, I paid initially and during the shagathon she told me to add her on whatsapp.Soon as I left she asked what I was up too and we went out to a club and fucked again.Never saw her again, didnt want to tbqhwyl but it was a good experience.
>>83010656I doubt it. I spoke a few words of her native language to her and she responded and seemed impressed.
Seaside off to sell his bike and pick up his PS5 cex money, all worth it of course
Is everyone on /britfeel/ just escortmaxxing then?I've never even had sex
sex is gross and smelly, real happiness is cheesy chips
>>83010688Alright lad, this is a worthy gimmick. Please continue.
>SSM UPDATEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-tbp8wEUD0
>sacrificing yourself to save the lives of ungrateful Reform-voting gammonscouldn't be me
>>83010702Not a gimmick ffs, I know it sounds hard to believe, but I did.I'm not saying she loves me, or I love her, just that I want to see her again and if I can't, I'll be a bit sad.
>>83010707>Samir Zitounistick to kebabs mate
>>83010702Lad learned words in her native language and paid to lick her pussy. It just gets worse.
morning gents. woke up feeling horrid. finally slept after two days awake, haven't eaten for 2-3 days, had too much caffeine (and tramadol) yesterday.very sorry to hear about the loss of choking and Dick Cheney.>>83009789>>83009988corrr fake-you is getting married, i reckon.>>83009922i can believe this, that really is just how gigs are most of the time. and Mr Wheatus seems like that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIXwdHC1EEAchoon tho.>>83010662also a choon! luv Tears for Fears.
>>83010701Cheesy chips are gross and smelly
>>83010711Yeah I bet mate, proper Pocahontas moment for you fucking sado
Mum keeps ordering things from temu. She's had 3 parcels delivered today fuckin ell. Running up and down the stairs like a blue arse fly today.
Hello son I've got a couple deliveries coming today can you make sure to listen for them x
SSM on a mad scramble to get cash. All items being pawned. Guess he has spent all his inheritance
Very bnwo-coded thread, makes me sick you weird freaks, stick to britposting.
>>83010716Mr Wheatus is such a bellend I genuinely hate that I went to see him, I was having a nice little moment - I dont go out much and I was enjoying myself and he turned into an opportunity to bully.When A. I wasnt bothering anyone, all the zoomies were a little bit freaked out and B. I was just having fun and C he should be happy anyone even paid the fifteen quid to go see his ass
>>83010737My house has high ceilings I have to run at 45mph to make sure the postman doesn't run away. Knackered I am.
>>83010741Pissed away all his dad's money. Sad to see. he could have kept it in the trust fund account for a rainy day.
>>83010750Mad that if he literally put it all into Zcash about 2 months ago he'd be a millionaire today, but thats the crypto game
>>83010711Lad you should go on one of the forums for sex workers and see how they talk about lads like you. It would snap you right out of it.
>>83010714he saves lives what have you done?
>>83010566>AdultWork yeahDid you read her reviews on ukpunting? i really badly want to to see how compatible she'd have been with someone like you (me)
>>83010750Sadly the DWP forbids you saving up by design. They want you skint. Not rite.
>>83010763Of course, because they're really auditing every dosser's finances every month. The DWP is a joke lad.
>>83010741He should have put all that money in crypto. Instead he spunked it all away on booze, takeaways and gadgets
>>83010754What is it about Zcash that made it go up? I mean obviously because people bought it, but why?
JAAACKIE CHANWHERE'S THE TALISMANYOU GOTTA FIND IT NOWYOU ALWAYS DO SOMEHOW
New thread, new edition, you know the rules>>83010775>>83010775>>83010775
>>83010777Ill explain in the next thread lad
>>83010754Mad that if he literally put it all into lottery tickets with the right numbers about 1 week ago he'd be a millionaire today, but thats the lottery game
>>83010763No they want you rich. Just not at the taxpayer's expense. Seems fair enough to me.
>>83010770The government plans to bring in an AI programme to comb through everyone's bank accounts to check for fraud and overpayments soon. Even people that claim the state pension.
>>83010780Omg is that real?
>>83010744even from magazine interviews and things, he always came off as one of those smug-weaselly hipster-nerds. Jarvis-Cocker-esque.surprised there was never a term for this. it's such a specific 90s-2000s type of person.
>>83010715I knew it anyway. I didn't learn them for her.>>83010756What do they say?>>83010761I did briefly, she didn't have many
>>83010715Nothing wrong with paying to lick pussy if that's what gets you off. However, licking a whores dirty pussy doesn't seem very appealing.
>>83010132I haven't pestered her, I sent her one message two days ago that she hasn't read.
putting your mouth on any part of a prostitute is asking for trouble
>>83010902I'm a 29 year old virgin lad, it's this or nothing
cheesecake and milkshake down the hatch.sick bucket on standby.(quite nice though.)
