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>>83022436She's fairly new and doesn't have many reviews on AW.>>83022474>Did she finally get back in touch for a time?Not yet.>>83022496Yeah you might be right. Thanks for the support lad, helps me stay on track.If she gets back to me cool, if not I'll give it a few more weeks.Gotta say my mood actually feels really good. No real libido yet.
Sean did that
>>83022953They smell funky tho
>>83022978if you look up studies, all races smell odd to other races.not racism, just science.
Indian lassies smell like shit tbqh.
his black wife and mixed race child are both getting deported.
>>83022983They just smell of the food they eat. There's nothing mysterious going on.
Exciting news: The Ultimate Greg Austin Fan Pack just sold out in Banbury. We're in talks for a deluxe edition with an actual tin of beans
Still in that town me.3Might have a few more for the road. Got duck all on tomorrow x
Doing some more phimosis foreskin stretching now I'm homeI've been able to clear a fair bit of smegma out fron the base of the glans.However it does seem my foreskin is somewhat "stuck" to the head at the base.
>>83023009Cut GODS remain winning.
>>83023006>>83023007>>83023009I made all of these posts, they may seem unrelated but there's a secret hidden message to those who would examine.
>>83022993I'm gay btw, forgot to mention this in my post
>>83023014Kek thank you Jewish overlords for snipping my dick for your weird ritual
So the escort gimmick has ended and we're onto the mysterious foreskin restoration gimmick.I hope that he finds time to work on both gimmicks and not just let one end.Overall I think the britfeel writing team has been a bit mediocre this year and hopefully we get a return to form next season.
>>83023015I have no life beyond the screen in front of me, forgot to mention that in this post >>83023015
Picture this: a colossal, quivering mega-anus the size of a city block, perched atop a skyscraper like some unholy throne. Its puckered rim pulses with ominous rhythm, veins throbbing like subway lines under pressure.Suddenly *BRRRRRRRRRRT* the seal breaks. A biblical torrent erupts: fire-hydrant-pressure diarrhea, thick as molten fudge, blasting in arcing geysers that paint the skyline in streaky brown rainbows. The poop is chunky, lumpy, flecked with undigested corn, splattering against glass towers with wet THWOCKS. Farts accompany the deluge in seismic bursts *PPPPFFFFFT-BOOOOOM* rippling the air like heat waves, carrying a stench so potent it wilts nearby trees and peels paint off cars.The mega-anus clenches, then unleashes a second wave: a frothy, bubbling sludge tsunami that floods streets, engulfs buses, and sends manhole covers rocketing like champagne corks. Screams echo as the fecal flood surges, a brown Niagara Falls of sulfur.And still, it farts. Endless, wet, apocalyptic farts. The city drowns in poop. The mega-anus sighs, satisfied.
>>83023057He's not wrong. Wait, I mean me. I'm not wrong. I'm very correct. Also get really angry at the most insignificant shit so watch out for that.
>>83023003nah there's some genetic variance with our sweat glands that affects the odour. just one of them things, like wet-vs-dry earwax.might be a nurture-over-nature thing with getting USED to the smell, though. you don't really smell to yourself. maybe you'd reek to everyone if you suddenly moved to Central Africa.
but what do i do if i don't live in a middle-class family house?
Indian pussy looks disgusting.
Wheres the twat who doesn't understand what 'more' means.
>>83023009If you mean the foreskin is attached to the glans, that's something that is supposed to break off in childhood.If you mean it's just too tight, then you'll need to do more stretching. Do it flaccid until you can pull it all the way back, then do it with a semi for a few weeks, and then finally when hard.
>estimated arrival 5.49>driver is still waiting at restaurantNice estimation uber eats you fucking idiots.
>>83023164I know what it means. You are just retarded. The whole thing has been explained at this point, but I can't increase your IQ for you.
It changed to 5.51 now. Think he'll need more than an extra 2 minutes tbqh
>>83023193Can I speak to your carer please?
SPOILERED IMAGE: 'Pussy Portraits' art/photo book showing women's faces next to their vaginas. you have been warned.>>83023160oh yeah?
>>83023210That first one is totally blown out
>>83023210Warned? I'd have no issue licking any of those pussies de lid.
Ruth begged Jermaine to get her pregnant last night...uh oh....this could be trouble for Mr. Crossman. It will be the talk of the pub if Ruth is swollen up with a negro with a great attitude's child. Belly all swollen up with that black kid's kid. Little black fetus wriggling around in there giving the pair of them such joy and distressing Mr. Crossman and his pub pals.
>>83023210Why the fuck would you agree to this? I'd have my dick in a book like this only if my face wasn't plastered next to it.
>the white is more
I don't want to be that lad but I'm so fucking depressed lads it's unreal. All I want to do is go back to drinking. But then I'll probably get sectioned again. Fucking sick of it
>>83023210>you have been warned.We are not gay here.
>>83023232Go for a walk and make yourself some food. Look on the bright side lad.
>>83023230i think the purpose was to show what 'normal' vaginas look like, next to the 'normal' women's faces (in makeup, professionally photographed).you could pass any of these vaginas in the street, lad.
Just got kicked out boozer me.Their loss not mine xxx
>>83023230A lot of women have a strong humiliation/exhibitionism impulse.
>>83023230Well some of them are clearly a bit turned on as you can see.
>>83023252>you could pass any of these vaginas in the street, lad.Ewwwwwwww grosswhy do women have nicer looking pussies?
>>83023254Back to the spacker home for the rest of the evening is it then, king?
Good to talk to Chat GPT like a therapist in my experience.
>>83023041It's not a gimmick lad, I'm the same poster and the support I get from here helps me keep going>>83023181>If you mean the foreskin is attached to the glans, that's something that is supposed to break off in childhood.It's hard to describe. I can basically pull it back to shaft, nearly, but it seems like parts of the foreskin stick to the widest bit of my glansI'm gonna buy some coconut oil and keep stretching, I assume it'll eventually loosen?
Nowt but a bunch of fascists x
>>83023277Between that and Gemini I finally got through something really traumatic and painful. Talked it out for about 100 hours maybe but I got through it and I hardly think about it now.
Beddingberg o'clock, is it not X
This is the pussy for me de lids. Arsehole too.
>>83023281Show us a picture of your bell end.
>>83023306It's like something out of predator.Men will go to war and build entire civilisations just for a whiff of fanny
>ANOTHER PRISONER RELEASED BY MISTAKELMAOOOOOOO
>>83023306What's that useless skin around the vagina? Never mind I worked it out, it's the woman
probably better you take care of that frenulum now, rather than tear it later down the line.line of ketamine, quick slice with a razor. job done.
>>83023311Rather not tbqhI'm gonna keep stretching for a few weeks, might see a GPI did see one years ago when my phimosis was much worse. He sent me to a Urologist who wanted to do a circumcision which I refused.I hope I can just get them to give me a steroid cream.That's if the Coconut Oil doesn't work
>>83023306That's a nice tidy looking anus.
>>83023352Thousands of thick stinking brown turds have been squeezed out of that hole.
>>83023210It's bottom left for me thanks lad, if you could get that booked in at your earliest convenience.
fucking hell i'm down to my last blister pack of tramadols.they should come up with a name for when you take something, and then it makes you want to take more of it, so you keep taking more and more.
>>83023363And? As long as one doesn't come out when you're fucking it and even then, if you're wearing a condom then who gives a fuck. Give a good piss inside her rectum while you're at it.
Drowning a woman's womb with semen.
Ate a frozen pizza and I feel a bit better about life now.
That Spermmania has some good production values I have to say.
>>83023341>Hitting the k-hole right as you slice so you lay there zooming around fourth dimensional space while quickly bleeding out.I ripped my banjo string with my teenage gf (I was a teenager too you sly pervert) and the amount of blood was fucking astonishing.
>>83022946something i really don't like about seeing intact wood pallets on a bonfire.
>>83023405How did you manage that, lad? Was her pussy too tight?
>>83023402Wish the women are fitter. They're always proper munters. But I think it's hard to find women who want to be glazed with hundreds of loads from the ugliest men around.
>>83023416I think the women are alright. Hit or miss like most porn sites I suppose. But you're right, you must really be a cum fiend to take part.
>>83023415Honestly I'm not sure, we were both 16 so were shagging like constantly. I think probably just overuse, did tend to be sore for a few days after a weekend together. Which proved difficult since I was 16 and still wanted to wank every day even though I had been shagged empty the day before.
>>83023231Still seething you don't understand the meaning of more.
Not having a very nice time of it, got him doped up on valerian and chamomile treats and some CBD oil, about the best I can do for the lid given the circumstances.
>>83023438The situation has been fully explained to you. Either explain yourself or admit you are retarded.You don't understand mass, density and volume, even though I gave you an explanation a child could understand.You wrote "the white is more in the picture" which is ungrammatical nonsense. I have explained why the same weight of white rice takes up more space than brown rice.
>>83023405corrr nice one lad.i've been too silly with the ket, but it IS an anaesthetic. you know what's amazing? ketamine and plucking your nostril hairs. you don't feel a thing.
Need a B Towers update ASAP.
>>83023453>I have explained why the same weight of white rice takes up more space than brown rice.when i posted the picture, i was seeing it as like "the white rice is 1.5x the brown rice, it should be 2x".so to me, that one's backwards. whichever way around the density of the types of rice is.i'd accept if there was more space between one than the other (i.e. more air in the bag) but there really isn't.
Do you believe that Jesus was God's only begotten son, that he died for the sins of man on the cross and was resurrected and exalted to heaven three days later?If so, fucking why mate lol that's just load of nonsense wank.
>>83023477The bran is denser than the endosperm.
quite wish i had something sweet in. might settle for a hot choccy with sucralose (proven to be safe).
>>83023491My cummies tastes sweet. Pop round and give us a blowie
was wondering what they do with the bran, you could just buy rice bran.>animal feedcool.>adding back INTO bread etc to 'enrich' itoh fuck off. that's like when they add potato starch to chips.
>>83023397Try cooking it next time and you might feel even better
>>83023440Very handsome dog
>>83023455Kek I had a whole bunch of MXE back when you could get that on the clearnet, loads of people remember it really fondly but I always thought it was considerably worse than k. Lasted like 5 hours and didn't hole as easily, just got dumb as fuck for a long time. That's neither here nor there. One time I was squeezing a spot on it and because I couldn't feel anything I just squeezed way too hard and gave myself a gigantic bruise from squishing a bit of my face skin way too hard for way too long. Learned a lesson that day. Will take the nostril hair advice for the future though, I've done similar on lovely pure cocaine when my whole face is numb and enjoyed the experience.
This is about the second asylum seeking sex offender that accidentally got released from prison early."Triggered a visa overstay 5 and a half years ago, deportation proceedings were underway" is the most civil service "at pace" statement I've ever read.
How would you save your future self from the wagie life?
>>83022946oh for fuck's sake, i just assumed divali was still going on
>>83023440Fuckin hell your dog is going thin on top. You know what they say about dogs and their owners lmao. How's your Norwood looking lad?
>>83023529What in the actual fuck are they doing here? There is no way these are legitimate human error, there's something nefarious going on but I can't see why the govt would want to prove themselves exactly as incompetent as everyone thinks them to be. My best guess is there's some sort of scheme to get a private company in charge of the migrant problem so some disgustingly rich cunt get even richer without doing anything. The Tory special, if you will.
>>83023496anon, your cummies could be pure ambrosia, i only do sex stuff when there's actual love/feelings involved. /britfeel/ perverts make ME feel like the weird one, sometimes.what i actually want is chocolate or something. got that Cadbury Bournville cocoa powder in the cupboard, corrr it is the crack cocaine of cocoa.
>>83023544Kek it's not great lad, not great at all. Little bastard is probably moulting extra there intentionally to mock me.
>>83023440My dog is the same but got new windows this year and as a result he can barely hear them.
>>83023558The point is that Labour and Tories fundamentally are religiously devoted to gay race communism. They don't deport these people because they don't want to and they don't want to because they think the morally right thing to do is to allow them to stay.
>>83023572Windows 11 is shit mate
>>83023572It's on the list lad, I replaced the seals a couple years ago but they are pretty old and shit. Need to get them done but owning a house is expensive as shit and I just got the bathroom done last year.
Oh aye x switch over to linux lad
>>83023567> actual love/feelings involvedSame, i tried a one night stand, worst thing i ever did.I did fuck my upstairs neighbour regularly so she would go to bed at a reasonable hour, and not get piss drunk every night, out of annoyance, but thats another story.
it's too late. just buzz your dog, bro.
>>83023603It's just a different colour, not balding.
>>83023603Is this a Hasan reference?
>>83023581I don't think that's it lad, I think it's much more likely that they fanatically worship "the economy" and have been told by Israel and the banks that the only way to feed their god is to import more and more and more people so that line goes up. They either can't comprehend, or aren't ALLOWED to consider that maybe this isn't the best thing for the community at large.
Long day at work, and I can't be bothered. Gonna get some alcohol and sloppa food. Maybe a curry
shiiiit i put too much cocoa powder in this hot chocolate. all the fat keeps settling at the top and it's chewy ;_;
>renamed him baldrew
>>83023456Ok my lid. Brothers got his car fixed. Turns out instead of paying 650 it ended up being 850 instead he's only got 2k in his savings so he's borrowed it of mum repaying 100 pound a month. Also mum seems to think brother is norwooding. I think he's at stage 2 but it's strange because baldness doesn't run in our family, could be the medication he's taking I'm not sure. As for me. I'm not too bad at the moment, quite stable. Not a lot happening for me. Salad and chicken wraps for dinner tonight brother has been told he has to go on a diet by the hospital and mum has lost 4 stone on monjarno. Getting paid tonight as well, been GAGGING for a good spend me got all my games lined up.
>>83023636As my vet used to say >"Thats a well petted dog"
>>83023610Fuck off lad you'll be telling us it's a Snapchat filter making him look balding next
>>83023636He's got a cracking coat, a beautiful good boy who needs to be petted.>>83023645It's just the way it's been brushed.
>>83023621Except our economy hasn't been in this bad a shape since the tail end of WW2 lad. This is why I don't buy the whole 'it's just rich people amping up the economy' thing. If that were the case shouldn't we expect to see at least a semi-functional economy? A semi-prosperous one? Instead we're just speedrunning socialist state collapse like every other socialist country, only this time with more woke racial/gender/sexuality shit piled on too aka gay race communism.
>>83023644What are you insinuating lad?
>>83023636Smart looking combover you just give him lad you can hardly tell
>>83023662That you pat/pet the dogs head a great deal.
>>83023645It's actually a hairpiece, he's actually very sensitive about it.
me? had a grey streak in my hair since i was about 13.not cool and animu though. just a few random strands people occasionally notice.
>>83023641Oh that's good what games you got lined up then? Weird, I always pictured baby Blad as a skinny as a twig lid. Thankfully I don't think I'll ever be going bald.
>>83023641Doesn't make sense why he'd need to borrow 850 when he's got 2000. Why does he need to keep 2000 in savings rather than just having 1150 after paying for a car repair, which is one of the uses of having savings?
>>83023661Yeah can't argue with that, not sure if it's a "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" situation or yeah maybe they just do actually think they're providing a valuable service. Not fully convinced there's not some severe noncing going on too amongst the lot of them.
WHAT THE FUCKS GOWAN ON HERE DEN LIDS?
>>83023702Did you take that from your own head.It suits him
>>83023702Why is Liam Gallagher in your house?
>>83023702>barkber, give me The Dougal!
>>83023681Got a few. Sometimes I need to spend a few hours looking for games to purchase. It helps if the seller has multiple games in their store for sale. >>83023684His PIP review is coming in February. Me and mum think he's going to be kicked off because he's fit and healthy after his operation. He's going to be skint because he's only going to be getting UC and LCWRA. He does want to get a job but he would rather stay on PIP lol.
Why did balding dogo go walkies for hundreds of miles to gift a French poodle a can of winalot?
>>83023717>He does want to get a job but he would rather stay on PIP lol.he could do both! get some structure in his life, maybe his other troubles would improve.
>>83023725i dunno, why DID balding dogo go walkies for hundreds of miles to gift a French poodle a can of winalot?
>>83023702Fucking excellent lad, showed the dogberg and he enjoyed it too. Now he's hassling me to get him a selection of wigs.
>>83023727Before he met the criteria, but now I don't think he does because he can walk around and do things. He couldn't before when I first applied for PIP. That's why me and mum think he will loose his award. When he had his operation the cunts took his mobility car off him a month later, they knew somehow.
Taking the fucking piss man x
>>83023767Think we've got one of them epic melties inbound. Someone's had four beers and he's fuming.
He got kicked out of the pub for being a twatNow he's wasted and causing problems at the care home
>>83023776i seriously doubt HelperLad is drinking. borderline libel, this.
>>83023767It's Kate Middleton's fault she put in the orders to kick you out of the boozer. Not right!
Are guy won britfeelers!
>>83023786>He got kicked out of the pub for being a twati wonder what mystery injuries he has this time, that happen to disappear tomorrow morning.am i mad? yes. the boy who cried wolf was only ONE of the victims in the story.
>>83023717>superman 64Christ tonight big man, you a masochist or what? Just for collection sake I take it? Not sure I've ever seen anything past the first level.
>>83023816Haha. I really want it because of how bad it is. And yeah for collections sake, I will see how bad it is when I play it.
>>83023803don't care. i literally care more about Big Brother, and that level of care has gone from about 5% to 0.1% since they got rid of George.
The loss of libido after I've stopped masturbating and watching porn is weird.I did find myself staring at women a lot more today however. Just have to keep going and hope it comes back.
>>83023819Have you got Conker's Bad Fur Day? Me and my brother used to play the multiplayer of that for hours on end. It was really fun.
>>83023837i once did nearly 4 months of nofap then when i finally had a wank it felt like someone had kicked me in the balls, was hardly worth it
>>83023816>Not sure I've ever seen anything past the first level.it took me forever but it becomes a third-person platform-action game right after. not great, but it's just a very average/normal game for the time.reminds me of Shadows of the Empire. i always forget you play as this character and it isn't just the first Hoth level. (difference is, that's actually fun.)
Quite excited to watch The Apu Trilogy. Never watched much Indian cinema. By all accounts though, Satyajit Ray's films aren't typical of Indian cinema at all. Got that Umberto D. and Shoeshine from Italian realist De Sica as well.
>>83023863Films about me is it lad? Don't remember getting any royalties in the form of tendies, nor biccies.
Season 10 of Futurama is pretty fucking wank really. Basically the only decent joke I've seen is in the first minute of episode 1 >I've finally finished fixing the matter compressor>What's the matter compressor?>Nothings the matter fry, now that I've fixed the matter compressor.
fuck these levels in Spyro 1. had every other treasure in the game. ffs.
>>83023845Did you have a problem with loss of libido?I'm not sure if it's the porn withdrawal or what.
imma treat myself with fucking medicineto feel something i'd do anything
>>83023946Never particularly loved these levels myself if I'm honest. Always did my head in trying to find the right order.
Me and my colleagues at gchq have been gangstalking Ruthmong for months but he's so fucking boring guys. He doesn't even notice that we're doing it, it's astonishing how little he has going for him. We were considering gangstalking HHL but it feels like disabled abuse.
The longer I don't masturbate the bigger my cummies
me rn x
>>83024055mine turn yellow after like 2 weeks, like pale yellow, but it comes out like a waterfall like bucket loadsits wel crazy
Bonfire night fanny
>>83024024aye just watched a video for some PTSD:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc4vPrfMiBMthe second one with the lighthouses was so trivial. yeah you have to get it in one cycle, but you're not trying to hit moving planes or praying for perfect timing with the trains.zoomers may not realise, but THIS was the original PS1 controller. notice something missing?
>>83024087Yeah mate I remember when the dualshock was first released. Ended up getting one for Christmas along with Ape Escape.
>>83024087I hated the analog sticks when they first came in, continued using my trusty d pad for ages. Trying to play tony hawks games with an analog was balls.
>>83024052QRD on this lad?https://web.archive.org/web/20180103074406/http://mi5.com/was around since the 90s, looks like he lost the site/domain in 2019. did yous finally get him?
be nice to have a small group of autist mates, go the pub or a gig and chat about autistic bullshit that women dont like, id like that. Shame that my social life is dead in the water just about to turn 25, not great.
>>83024104Funny story about that guy actually. But I can't tell you for obvious reasons. All I can say is that he committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head four times and then jamming himself into a suitcase. Happens all the time.
>>83024115i'd rather have a fanny to shag me
webab wrap
>>83024130ive got one of those, no mates tho
Gonna watch oculus me. I think it's about a haunted mirror or something, will report back on quality asap.
>>83023840Sadly not no. Only been collecting N64 for a year now. It's the last rareware game I need. A complete copy goes for around 300 if it's in good condition.
>>83024115what's stopping you from making friends exactly
Lads, I'm a bit tempted to go to an Asian massage place on Friday given my situation with the escort and lack of libido.Is this a good idea? Or should I just completely abstain from any sort of attempt at sexual activity for now? I guess some people who do NoFap have partners to recalibrate. But it's hard as a virgin at 29.
>>83024098it took some getting used to tbqh. Nintendo 64 had a weird controller, but the D-pad or control stick were just were your thumb naturally was, depending on the game.weird the dual sticks became the norm, rather than just swapping the D-pad for a stick. it shouldn't be MY job to move the camera around in 3D games.>>83024097corrr now Ape Escape DOES seem like a 10/10 use for the dual sticks. never played it but it looks cool.
>>83024154I have tried, it just doesn't work as an adult as people already have their friend groups and aren't too interested in me
>>83024156Here's what you should actually do>Join a gym>Get a decent haircut (don't be stingy)>Buy decent clothes (don't be stingy here either)>Get some kind of hobby that involves getting out of the house and talking to people>Get used to having conversations with other human beings>Six months later you should be more social and fitter>Get on a dating app>Meet women who you don't have to pay to touch you>Keep meeting them until one shags youOr you could keep being a weird sleaze. Up to you.
>>83024122>All I can say is that he committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head four times and then jamming himself into a suitcase.about what i expected, really. the people on the TV were targeting him in a way that made his persecution LOOK like schizophrenia, and that's a very schizo-coded form of '''suicide'''. too obvious to NOT go either way.
the way she's dancingam i hallucinatingit seems that she's fading away xx
>>83024192>>Get some kind of hobby that involves getting out of the house and talking to peopleLike what?
>>83023717Do you already have rogue squadron?
IMO be 'stingy' on a haircut all you want.decent barber's that's been around 30+ years, 15 quid for a haircut. they know what they're doing.or if you live near a college they'll have young lads that'll do you a short-back-and-sides for free.going in for some mad 50+ quid 'salon' treatment is woman shit. and ultimately it makes no difference.
>>83024203Here's some suggestions ladMartial arts, improv comedy, volunteering (animal shelter, food bank, community garden), language classes, board game cafes/warhammer/etc.
>>83024219He's a fucking normie with a girlfriend
i have long hair so its every 4 months or so for me for 30 quid
>>83024219Could be fine if you're already a normal social guy. If you're some weirdo who falls in love with prozzies you need all the help you can get imo. A 15 quid guy will just do you quick, in and out, same haircut he gives everyone pretty much. A 50 quid guy will take the time to work with you to find something that actually suits your face etc.
i like getting the salon treatment they give you a head massage too feels well nice
>>83024203Dungeons & Dragons or board game nights. we're in the UK so they're usually at pubs, if you need a few drinks to help.as a general rule they're friendly and welcoming, happy to get new players and teach them the game. fun, social experience.the flipside is, /tg/ hobbies attract some absolute seethers.
>>83024208Yes I have Star Wars racer, shadows of the empire and rouge squadron. Battle for naboo is last Star Wars game I need.
>>83024304Yeah this is a great suggestion. The structure removes the anxiety of "what do I say?" while still allowing banter.
quick update on how many drinks HHL has had so far today?
my best suggestion is to go to tons of gigs and talk to people there
>>83024333>tfw did that and never made frens
>>83024338did u try talking to people mate?
>>83024342yes quite a few
>>83024221>language classesWouldn't mind this. I've tried learning languages myself before and it's a bit hard on your own.>>83024304I'd feel insanely awkward doing that honestly.
Why are wagies seething tonight? I know you have to sleep soon but it's not that bad, only 20 hours until you're off the clock again!*takes a sip of Monster*
>>83024346hmm you have to find like minded people into the same music so you can go to more gigs together
I think beyond a certain point it's basically impossible to fix your social life.Literally anything I'd want to do, I'd have to do on my own.
>>83024375Nah that isn't true lad. You need to try to challenge your own narrative of powerlessness. It's keeping you stuck.
>>83024304D&D is full of 'le racism is le bad,' in my experience. Do not join them, go with martial arts.
>>83024152Damn that's expensive. I imagine they didn't print many of them due to the 18+ nature of it?>>83024171Ape Escape games hold up well, check em out on PSN or emulate them if you can.
>>83024326yep. there's actually SOMETHING TO DO.i went to a handful of 'meet new people!' nights from Meetup. just normies/average people. was always just standard 'so what do you do?', 'have you lived here long?', etc type stuff. friendly, but didn't go anywhere.then every time the organisers would form a core group of maybe 10 people, and they'd fuck off to a club. zero structure beyond the initial 'bunch of people show up at a pub/bar'.
>>83024304d&d and board games are based because of >>83024391 and also because the venn diagram of "people who into board games" and "people who are into kink" is just a circle
>>83022973I ignore messages on AW. If they were serious they would just call. If she has no number up then it could because you gave off timewaster vibes. Saying you're "nervous", asking too many questions, not confirming a date and time.>>83024156Massage parlours suck (no pun intended). They're high volume meaning service is rushed and they have to not be obvious brothels meaning you may end up having to have sex on top of a massage table. Speaking from experience this is very uncomfortable. >>83024221Since when did r9k become a normie hangout? Unironically parroting useless NPC advice to incels. Like he hasn't already tried these things and this >>83024179 is why it doesn't work
>>83024355Wagies will be woken up by NEETs letting off fireworks past midnight.
>>83024439>Like he hasn't already tried these thingsHe's got to keep trying different things until something works lad. That's how life is. You can't just try one thing and then go "well that didn't work" and give up.
>>83023946They aren't even that bad. In some you could have like 10+ seconds left on the clock. Easier in Spyro Reignited by the way just because the controls are more fluid.
>>83024462>just go outside, you will get a gfMATE FUCK OFF
No chance of a comfy wank tonight ffs
>>83024391>D&D is full of 'le racism is le bad,' in my experience.true, i think that's just the way the 'culture' has gone. the game itself certainly has. it was (and really should be) a non-problem. 'harmful tropes in fiction' was Tumblr nonsense, once.although i've also experienced the opposite where people compete to be as politically incorrect as possible. it's always some /b/tard shit about niggers or trannies, then 'oops, can't say THAT any more!' they don't realise how that's just awkward IRL.
>>83023225Will will be fuming if she went with a black fella.
>>83024468fire up one of those AI chatbots, start a roleplay where you and her are trapped in an air raid shelter during the Blitz.
>>83024462>try harder>normies say you are too desperateBetter not to play this game
its ok to not be ok x
>>83024500nah it's a bad thing. get off the not-OK train ASAP. maybe a bit of shame/non-acceptance will even help.
Fireworks for sale
Why do normies get so upset when incels see escorts? Because in every game, for there to be winners there must also be losers. They need to keep you as a loser so they feel superior. Stop playing the game. Buy pussy.
>>83024439>ignore messages on AW. If they were serious they would just call. If she has no number up then it could because you gave off timewaster vibes. Saying you're "nervous", asking too many questions, not confirming a date and time.We've already met once lad. I'm the guy who couldn't get hard. She doesn't do calls.I messaged her Sunday asking if she was free on Friday. She said no, but that she'd love to see me again. So I suggested Wednesday next week. She's read my message but no response.>you may end up having to have sex on top of a massage table.I was thinking of just a handjob tbqh
>>83024517imagine if you could catch fireworks in mid-air. collect all these free fireworks, set them off at your leisure later.(like how removing the pin from a grenade doesn't actually explode the grenade.)
Why does universal credit have a savings limit? So if you're on benefits you're not allowed to save money?
>tfw you can't have a comfy vidya console anymore with videos, pictures and music stored on itPS3 was peak comfy.
>>83024557and if you get sacked and need benefits you cant have savings, the government doesn't want you to be sensible and to save your money.
>>83024557You can have up to six grand buddy.
>>83024558The PS3 will be 20 years old next year
Anyone got any good recommendations for hobbies and things to do while I'm in the NoFap flatline? Right now I'm just mainly focused on reading, exercise, and learning languages casually on Duolingo. I'm gonna try doing some cardio on Saturday morning to see if that helps at all.
>>83024557>he doesn't transfer his funds to mummy's bank account when this happens for "backdated rent" and mummy withdraws it for you whenever you need it
>>83024585I had one from 2008, traded it in for a slim a few years later. It's still working but with a dead cmos. So all the digital games don't work until you sync to sony's time server and never take it off standby.
>>83024585The OG PS3 was great with its backwards compatibility. Sadly mines got the YLOD whenever I was playing the drums on Guitar Hero World Tour. It literally only lasted over a year and the cunts wouldn't replace it.
>>83024587try to add something creative where you're actually making something
>>83024583 Mate my savings are close to 6k. Tryng to figure out if I need to spend some money, idk how it works>>83024591Does this actually work?
>>83024537Well we don't care if can't get hard. At least I don't. I get paid either way. Idk maybe she is just busy. Why not message someone else? You are getting attached. Incels expect too much from escorts and end up disappointed.
>>83024615Just don't go above 6 grand and you'll be fine. Lift out future savings and keep it in cash. Problem solved.
>>83024467No one said that lad. Stop looking for reasons to be angry.>>83024496It's not about trying harder. It's about trying consistently, and continuing to try different things if one thing didn't work.
>>83024615Why wouldn't it? You could legit be paying her backdated payments for bills. You could also put it in some crypto account.
>>83024557Means tested benefits are for people who can't afford to live otherwise. If you have money saved you don't need the benefits. So why should you get them? You don't need them.
>>83024628What happens when in a future review they see that you re-deposited the cash you took out?>>83024633So what happens when, in a future review, they see that your mum returned you the exact same amount you sent her "for bills" in the past.
I will never have any savings. It's a life of bennies for me. You can't actually get a job these days anyway. Hundreds applying for every role. It is a complete waste of time playing the "numbers game". Especially if you are longterm unemployed like me of over ten years.
>>83024557>>83024615yeah i've fucked this up by going just over 6k. it was in one month's bank statement when they asked. not sure if they'll retroactively sanction me or something.way below that now. just going to say i hadn't paid off a bunch of bills/debts, which is true.
>>83024653That could be a "gift" for being a good son. Nothing wrong with gifting money to your son. Many parents do buy their sons their first car and put money towards their rent.
>>83024672>Many parents do buy their sons their first car and put money towards their rent.lmao
>>83024624Wait, are you actually an escort?I'm not demanding an instant response. Just a bit sad as when we met last week, she responded to all my emails before quickly. She read it nearly 24 hours ago, no response.I'll give it until Monday to see if she replies. It's a shame if she doesn't, because I did really like her and I want to lose my virginity to her.
>>83024557I have thought about writing an essay about why the ever-tightening restrictions on benefits is ironically why the welfare bill is spiralling out of control but no-one will care because it is working exactly as intended, to be punitive. The savings limit not only incentivises workers to not save but those on benefits cannot improve their situation because they have no capital. There are other stupid policies such as making unemployment harder causing people to try for disability but the worst policy IMO is the restriction of social housing. People refuse to leave their shitty town with no jobs because if you give up your council house they won't give you another. >>83024591This is a little bit obvious if your landlord is your mother. Better to just withdraw the cash. Or buy gold.
Welfare benefits is just the state protecting the lower classes while they parasite off actually productive, good, law abiding, sober, healthy people
>>83024624Location and rates?
Most boring shit ever. Don't know how anyone could watch a woman playing vidya. Imagine turning asmr into vidya slop.
>>83024462>You can't just try one thing and then go "well that didn't work" and give upYes, you literally can. Trying to get a gf as a 25+ male who is not particularly good looking is simply just not goign to happen. Going to random "groups" or "hobbies" will not lead to anything, as that anon experienced. Most hobby groups are just men anyway. Women go to work and go out with their safe private social circle. Giving up is the best thing to do for your health and wellbeing.
>>83024653I just fully stopped using my bank account. The card has been in a drawer somewhere for a month. I make purchases with Revolut if I really have to but otherwise I do everything in cash. If they ask "it helps me budget" and I have a bunch of carefully curated bill receipts from the post office. Unfortunately this is becoming harder and harder due to smartphone-addicted morons cheering on the cashless society. People on benefits are going to be complete fucked in 20 years. They'll be able to spend their CBDC on beans and nothing else.
you see this, /britfeel/? this is my emergency cash. the DWP don't know about it. they can never find out how i spend it.if you've never looked into cash, it's basically like offline crypto. completely anonymous, most places accept it.
All this mongs doing mad schemes to avoid declaring savings when all they need to do is not declare the savings. How is it so difficult, just say you don't have any, they literally don't check
Austerity again lads for a better, brighter future. When does this come? I thought they said all this shit ten years ago too.
>>83024773I don't care. I still won't work. I'll just take food from shops and go to prison.
>>83024817because they will ask for bank statements. not everyone has the full version of Acrobat and knows how to extract fonts from a PDF.
>>83024817You have to provide bank account statements.>>83024814Cash is not really that useful as a store of money. The notes change frequently and it takes up space because fifties are so hard to get hold of. Gold is much better, 700 quid in one penny-sized coin and it doesn't matter if the coin is 200 years old.
>>83024840Except they don't ask for bank statements
If you don't have a nice council apartment, Universal Credit, and PIP -- what the fuck are you doing? You mong.
Corrrrrrrr! 88 Films releasing more Shaw Brothers in January. It lush is it not?
grimi work 4 hours a day max from my home office and make 80k a year
>>83024892Lend us a fiver will ya big lad? In the mood for a packet of Monster Munch.
>>83024867they might not for you, but they do for me.
Time to play some more degenerate VNs tonight after taking two days break.
In fits of fucking tears tonight on what should be a happy evening. Some absolute cunt sold a mega firework to my Apu. I Wondered what he was doing in the garden and by the time I clocked what he had in his hands it was already too late. Saw the last seconds of him trying to light the explosive by the tube and not the fuse - there was a flash and a huge bang and then he was gone. We were supposed to be out there with some sparklers tonight and now I'm sweeping whats left of him into a dustpan. SPACCA will lock me up for this. He never got to eat all the discounted halloween sweeties I bought him now.Just want him back. I've nobody to play Burnout with anymore. He loved that game.
>>83024884I wouldn't want to work just to buy DVDs.
>>8302475615,000 ugly mongs watched that, some probably tugged one out too
>>83024936My worst fear after the brown envelope.
i've never kissed a fanny de lads
>>83024960I don't work and I have over 2000 DVDs.
>>83024865>Cash is not really that useful as a store of money. not trying to store wealth. that's there in case i need to access food (as a last resort). the pounds and 50p coins are in case i need to get a bus. just nice to have the correct change :)
>>83024977What will happen to your DVDs if you become homeless? It's best to not have any attachment to material things if you are not in a job.
it won't be long before some system-brained autistic bloke (no offence to autists) comes up with the idea of ring-fencing dossers' money to specific purchases. you don't even need something like 'food coupons' you could just run automated checks on where someone uses their card.we're already at a generation of young people where the basic civil liberties and privacy provided by cash just don't register to them. tapping a card or phone is how you buy things.
>>83024892Me? 120k a year but no home office.
>>83025001If I ever become homeless I'll just kill myself de lid.
>>83025001Storage space is incredibly cheap nowadays
>>83024961What do they see in her? She's not even Stacy tier. Just some nerdy bint, thinks she's intelligent, probably extremely snobby and middle class. She wouldn't give a shit about any of her male simps because they're not 9/10 tall Chads.
>>83024716Yes.>I want to lose my virginity to her.Never gonna make it, bro
>>83025034You're the one obsessed with her, turkmong
>>83025017Where would the DVDs go?>>83025023Cheap but you couldn't ever watch those DVDs. Every decade there are more homeless people on the streets than the one before. It will eventually catch up to the current NEETs when their parents die.
>>83025045I'm not. I don't watch all her videos. She was much cuter at 22.
Tuneposting?
These ASMR whores could never compare to a true English rose.Heil John Winthrop! Heil the Black Sun Legion!
>>83025053Very big nose
>>83025044I don't believe a female escort would come here. Why?What's wrong with wanting to lose my virginity to her? She was very kind and let me stay well beyond the hour I paid for.
I know a few lads have approached wops in public and told her you're the lass that does the cex hauls on youtube. I wonder if asmr lasses get that.
>>83025060SO TELL ME BAAAAAYYYYBEEEEEEE HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEL!? I KNOW YOU LIKE THE ROLL OF THE LIMOUSINE WHEEEEL
>>83025023i got a Safestore unit for 15 quid/month a few years ago. September after the student rush, so the guy just upgraded me to a larger unit.i'm sure everyone considers this, what's stopping people from sleeping in there? that was just my whole flat, in a small room. pretty cosy.
>>83025053>I don't watch all her videosYou do
Normies having sex because it's bonfire night
it's Guy Fawkes not Guy Fucks
>>83025061Mmm yes such a sweet british rose. They're lush.>>83025066She must hate her jewish family tree.
>>83025095Me? Wanking while sounding with a sparkler.
ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE MADEWHEN YOU'RE CHAINED TO THE MIRROR AND THE RAZOR BLADE
You know watching fireworks reminds me of that Spacker webm that's been posted here a few times. Ooh me like big bang oooh me like different colours ooooh me like sparkles.
>>83025093I don't watch everything. I'll just stick them on in the background on my Xbox 360.
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/john%20winthrop/Previous post was march 10th. Any idea why this mong took an eight month break from his drivel?
not a bank holiday, but i wonder if Bonfire Night is why neither of my parcels came this morning.have a couple of prescriptions due. so it's rather important the postie arrives ASAP.
imagine taking your date to mcdonalds in york lmao. imagine liking thomas the tank engine as an adult.
>>83025132Any idea why you're a lonely virgin that obsesses over britfeel posters to the point of aspergers?
Oasis, Blur or Pulp? Pulp man myself.
>>83025124this is fine. they're just fun and appealing.what's strange is jewellery.>me like shiny thing>OK sir, that'll be one million pounds.
>>83025158Oasis and Blur are fucking shit. Pulp wins by default but this is their only good song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq4VHd4Azuk
Just found Turkmong posting on Laura's minecraft video kek.
>>83025152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckXDAYXLB4
Dehumidiferberg is on. 85 humidity in here. Can't be dealing with fogged up windows. Mouldberg has grown a bit more on the ceiling lately. It's best to leave it be to keep the spores from attacking.
Having a schizophrenic step-dad is tough sometimes.
Wait, lads, what was that? What was that small brown/black blur in the corner of your vision that just disappeared under the door? Nah, probably nothing.
>>83025158They're all a bunch of puffs I'd bray the lot of them
>>83025177Humidity is off the charts this week buddy. It's hot as well. Been suffering greatly. Humidity at 70 percent right now and I've had the windows open constantly. Fucking suffocating.
>>83025169looks like the aktion t4 spastics.
>>83025196More of a grunge lad?
>>83025081Didn't somebody actually do that and she had a little bit of a meltdown? She's definitely on the spectrum.
>>83025169Not me but he has good taste in asmrtists.
made some original content.
>>83025203She said she needs to improve her social skills. She calls men autistic on her livestreams. I don't think she is aware she is on the spectrum.
Just been big Tesco for jelly, going to make it now, hopefully be set in a couple hours
>>83025070>all escorts are femaleYou are simping for a hooker. She just wants your money. Just use her hole. or another hole.
>>83025200Oh look it's the full mongboy.jpg image.
Pushed suicides wllbrm life x
Would love a go on Wops massive autistic tits.
>>83025225Wag time de lad x
Post your favourite song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUF1QqFaTWoorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKNkh-bBok
Average asmr comment is like "you're very pretty babe" or "hi". Their brains are so rotted from years of never talking to girls.
Hustle got threatened stabbed me xx
not going to pretend i've listened to any Pulp albums besides Different Class. and even then, it's 'Common People' plus some other tracks innit.i can at least say i've heard the first two Oasis albums in the entirety over and over and over (not always by choice).
>>83025233She's gonna get the back pain in her later life. It's not all good having big knockers. She doesn't like showing them off either.
Helperlad stood up for Britain when nobody else would.Fuck the lot of them x.
The Libertines debut album is better than anything that Oasis, Pulp or Blur ever released.
My teeth are rotting and yellow x
>>83025272Same lad. Don't even smoke or drink alcohol. It's over.
i understand women. a psychic told me i was one in a past life, so that's probably why.anyway, women with big boobs should wear bras. it's all about redistributing weight. they should also build up core strength. mostly so they are athletic and not fat. (no need for men to stay in shape, since we don't have boobs.)
>>83025092They have Co2 detectors in the units.
>>83025244absolute wank songs lad
>>83025272every now and then i get this sweet taste from one of my damaged/rotten teeth.pretty good. it's like free sweets my mouth is producing for itself.
