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Isekai edition

Q: you have to transport yourself into a fictional world in which you'll spend the rest of your life. Which world do you choose, and why?

Previous>>83053368
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>young neil picture
Cute...
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>>83072178
I might do this then.
How do I go about figuring out which guys are gay and which are straight though? I don't know how I'd be able to tell which guys to talk to (unless they're holding a body pillow of their husbando or something)
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>>83072223
hang around the yaoi areas and try and doge the fujos.
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I wouldn't mind dating a tranny if "she" looked like a cute boy and wouldnt care if I called him my bf
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i would date a tranny if she had a normal girl voice and nice breasts and didn't have ugly meme tattoos
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>>83072223
that's the gaydar.
There's an infinite number of cues one could take into account: scent, hairstyle, skin, hand gestures, eye movements, facial expressions, jewelry (and lack thereof), voice, vocabulary, cadence, clothes choice, social interactions (and lack thereof), etc. etc...
I've honed my skills and I can usually tell if someone's a faggot with surprising (but by no means assured) accuracy.
My guess is that getting this sense is just trial and error, like training some AI, adjusting weights.
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one edition was just me samefagging until 300 replies
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Ok well I wouldn't date a tranny because she is mentally ill and doesn't have a penis or doesn't want to use it and tries to look like a woman and likely has boobs which is just gross
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>>83072325
>scent
You smell like a faggot
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sadly most trannys have gross boobs and bodies in general. its so fucked up because they can be really cute when dressed up
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>>83072350
only a faggot could tell
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Shitendo is denying my credit card again, I can't buy baby puzzle game I want to play. Square brothers was quite fun if easy. I kinda don't feel like doing anything ugh.
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>>83072361
Crossdressing was never cute plus it's associated with sissy whore culture so it's double bad!
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>>83072361
>>83072296
>>83072265
Stop this behavior at once. This is /r9gay/ and we hate trannies
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>>83072377
it is not crossdressing because it's a girl. also i know its a meme that trannys wear grandma clothes but i like a lot of grandma clothes
>>83072391
make me kike
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>>83072192
>fictional world
my own. I have like 2 made up in my head. Nothing extra, but there's been some nice world building
>t.maladaptative daydreamer
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People in university are so fucking weird, there was this guy in the corridor sitting on a bench staring at me as I was passing by.
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I find wearing a skirt and panties really fun and yes I do get a boner from it. I'm not a tranny, I don't want to be a girl but it's fun pretending sometimes.
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>>83072438
>kike
>He doesn't know that trannies are a direct creation of jewish bolshevism during the weimar republic of germany's sexology institute of berlin
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>>83072576
>here comes the nazi chuds repeating /pol/ propaganda.
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>>83072576
i dont care you cant tell me what to do
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>don't suck my dick anon
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>slurp slurp slurp
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gay people baka just baka
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>>83072614
rape against the bottomachine
great album
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>holding the bottom down and touching his pp without permission
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>>83072698
Meow I would kill myself yay moo
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Did a lot of japanese studying yay nippon kazauwaa
>>83072698
>Killing you violently
Yay
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>>83072542
I specifically do this to people I think are retarded in order to make them uncomfortable, it's fun bullying the mentally disabled
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>>83072391
Let the subhumans have fun for a while, their shitty gen on the other board gets 10 paged because bishits jeets can't even talk with each other, their nature is invaling the clean spaces
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>>83072698
>i have a rape fetish btw
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>>83072604
I don't care you're still a rat faced penny pinching coin clipping curly haired miser for engaging with such filth
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>>83072722
chasergen is never on page 10 tho
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>>83072755
hooly based
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>>83072755
you will never be a janny and calling the ADL wont stop me
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And here we have the crybabies who didn't get bullied hard enough
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>>83072265
>>83072296
I hope you both kill yourself. Slowly.
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Ate lots of eggs, bread, yogurt, garlic and red raw onions and cheese, gonna fart a lot and need a bf to smell it all it
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>>83073026
there is no way people actually like egg farts
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Imagine you're gaming or reading a book and your bf starts touching you and distracting you and asking you to have sex that would be so annoying
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>>83072986
Shut the fuck up bf having normal scum
Hating on trannies for no reason is not healthy
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why does heterosexuality make r9gay so violent
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>>83073215
>normal scum
>not healthy
pick one. total troon death.
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>>83073215
>For no reason
This is bait right?
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>>83073215
pill pushers, all one needs to say

the victims are tragic but people who try to push life ruining pills for sexist reasons are just villains

all men are men
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>>83073471
I'm not talking about the doctors you retarded crossdressing ape
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>>83073215
the reasoning is always some cop shit or jealousy
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>>83073606
back your pig pen bipedo chaser
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>>83073617
wat
what a strange thing to say
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What's /r9gay/'s opinion on this?
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenfemboy
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>>83073649
Gross and ugly like all of them
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>>83073649
gay shit also reddit
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>>83073649
In all honesty, sad. I don't think kids should be posting themselves online like that and I really think a lot of them need their internet taking away from them.
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>>83073649
lmao at the stickyd thread
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>>83073708
Interesting that a fat reddit mod can get femboy nudes but I'm so hideously repugnantly ugly that gay bottoms won't even talk to me
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>>83073854
the mod has clout
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not gay but i want to live in the world of clannad
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the masculine urge to go out at night alone somewhere quiet but still urban and explore places you're not supposed to
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>>83073862
The mod is chad and I'm not
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>>83073882
how dominant are you?
do u like to breed?
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>>83073910
maybe you should try getting a new haircut
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Not even sweaty but I haven't showered today so I'll shower now. I didn't go to the gym today so I feel lazy.
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Haluan suurelta pedolta voimaa meow
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>>83073927
not dominant at all
I like to cuddle.
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Hail Satan. Covert kids. Eat poop.
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>>83073961
You need a shower bf who will lick you clean and I volunteer.
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>>83074028
you gotta work on yourself more
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not gay but the film the lighthouse was relatable
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>>83073929
I'm balding I'm norwood 3 there are no new haircuts only bald
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>>83074054
why should I work on what..
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>>83074019
Meow is a pedophile? What a dolt
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>>83073854
Hi, I'm a gay bottom and I'm talking to you, thus disproving your statement and dispensing some much needed white pill.
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>>83074056
shave that shit then you might be a little more chad or just a basedjak idk
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>>83074102
Peto means beast in finnish da meow I only like hairy adult men
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>>83074056
Tomorrow you will be norwood 4 next week you're norwood 5 and on and on the lying canuck cuck changes his story. No matter how unreliable your lies get the sad pathetic femboy chasing origin story is part of r9gay history. Imagine chasing after a shitskin while claiming to be a wife nationalist.
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only homos i ever admired were peter christopherson and jhonn balance
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>>83074118
I can't shave because I can't shave because I'm not chad. You're talking to a wall. Beep boop.
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Satan invented bodyhair specifically to trick me into heterosexuality (it didn't work)
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>>83074134
>canuck
>wife nationalist
Ummm have you been taking your meds sir?
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>>83074088
becuase you will never get a bf if you don't become more strong, rough and stoic
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2 days without fast food, yay but I have been eating candy all day. (I got 4 huge bags on clearance after Halloween)
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>tfw no bf with clearance to enter my bussy
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So should I cook my porkchops in the two day old bacon grease or take the time to clean the skillet?
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>>83074490
do i need to swipe my ID down your asscrack to gain clearance?
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>>83074574
grease or ur a bitch
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>>83072576
>jewish bolshevism
Bolshevism won doe :D
Fagcism lost :D
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>>83074724
Except for chile and except for spain and except for finland
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>>83074724
The ussr wasn't exactly a great place to be gay either.
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>>83074744
This is true for the USSR but varied in other eastern bloc countries. East Germany for example was a very progressive nation when it came to homosexuality. The US despite its bluster didn't full decriminalize homosexuality nation wide until 2003.
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Got some work done soon as I woke up

Good start to the day

How are you boys doing?
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I should finally get to the dentist tomorrow but I know I won't. Guess I'll just wait until I get frequent tooth pain.
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I remember when I had my wisdom tooth growing in I kept trying to take pliers to remove it cause it hurt so fucking bad and the appointment was 2 weeks from then lol
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My wisdom teeth gave me a stupid underbite.
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>>83074876
the year it all went to shit nice
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>>83075537
What was so bad about 2003? Homosex was decriminalized long before that, it was just officially made legal. A ton of states still have anti-sodomy laws on the books too they're just not enforced.
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>>83075644
every year further into bush2s presidency is an extremely bad year for america but 2003 is iraq
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They said being OP was bad: they lied. I'm grossly over leveled and it's most fun I ever had. Just squashing enemies like they're ants underneath me. Their attacks do no damage, I laugh. It's awesome.
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Shower or stink for another day? Not like I'm going to the dentist.
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And is this "bf" here with us now?
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I swore I'd never edate again and here I am listening to there is a light that never goes out while thinking of him
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>>83076914
what was his best feature?
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>>83072192
maybe kenshi or maybe the elder scrolls, super original, ik
>>83072538
interesting...
>>83073882
>tfw no urbex night owl bf to watch backs for
>>83074032
>stealthy kids
what did he mean by this?
>>83074964
cute image
doing fine i guess, baked cinnamon bread and it turned out ok
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>>83077119
cinnamon bread is delicious

I'm negotiating with an imbecile for a lego set. He seems kinda retarded (no offense) but he has a good price and I've bought and sold to him before.
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>>83074348
How would you know how to get a bf when you don't have a bf
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GIVE ME FREE RPGMAKER GAMES2PLAY
NOW!!!
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I'm a NEETloser that's addicted to weed and has an avoidant attachment style
It's never been more over.
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Any big load breeders?
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>>83077568
Meow HATES white boys
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>>83078399
Haha very funny meow but everyone already knows that you aren't white
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>>83078296
You seem like a perfect bf to me. I'm avoidant too. Do you want a bf to practise love and gay relationship stuff first before you find a better boyfriend good enough to be at your level?
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>>83077311
how did the negotiations go? were they short? :p
>>83078758
this is my exact fucking thought process ;-;
hholy fuck
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>>83078008
I didn't know bunnymutt started posting on /r9k/ again
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>>83072192
>Q: you have to transport yourself into a fictional world in which you'll spend the rest of your life. Which world do you choose, and why?
the one without gays. I hate gays. imagine the irony if I turn out to be gay in there
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>>83072192
I would like to go to a world where I won't be a pedo turned off by adult woman
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>>83078758
Sounds fun but it'd probably be a race of who ghosts the other first.
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my dick + your butt. Do the math.

>>83078811
They didn't go so good but I'll try again tomorrow.
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>>83079093
damn...
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mmm... venti waist...
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I still get lost at night
Lost in my dreaming time
Memories haunting mine

Do I still cross your mind?
If not, then never mind
If not, then never mind
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Afternoon everyone.
What are your plans for today and what have you been doing so far?
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>>83079205
Datamining a video game for parts to 3d print.
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>>83079205
>What are your plans for today
Watch some movies and argue with people over the internet
>what have you been doing so far?
Not having sex because I'm not chad
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>>83072192
Hey transphobe idiots if trans girls don't exist why are they so heckin cute and valid?
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>>83079240
Valid in what way?
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>>83079240
your penis got tethered to your insides and inverted
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>>83079240
who said they dont exist
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>>83079240
They're not cute without makeup and angle fraud and from the back they look like men they want to invalidate
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>>83079297
good thing makeup and angle fraud is all a Bharati BVLL needs
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Meow need cock benis where siitin
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depeche mode and thinking about my fuck ups, very fun.
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silence and thinking about food, very hungry.
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I ate tempura soba and a crispy chicken sandwich
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>>83079240
>heckin cute and valid
Don't go giving me cancer now nonny.
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Everyone on r9gay has something to say about trannies but if you go on a trans general and talk about gays nobody cares
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>>83080325
Yeah because trannies are literally gay men with a mental illness?
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There should be a evrope-only r9gay for all based fellow evropeans.
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My worthless engineering degree isn't paying the bills so my bf is enrolling in tap dancing classes to become a professional tiktok dancer.
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Everybody on the ground this is a stick-up!! Now nice and quietly hand over a smol cutie boy and we can get this over and done with, without anybody getting hurt.
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>>83080337
what's the difference between gay men with mental illness and gay men with mental illness?
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>>83072368
just fucking pirate it
they clearly dont want your money
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>>83080552
Maybe the fact that gay men aren't so delusional into thinking they're women and trying to groom children into transgenderism?
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Finally a beautiful sunny day. The cats were out sunbathing. Or should I say kittens? A whole group of them. No more like a family as two adult (very friendly, very eager for pats and cute too) showed up soon after. Thei fur was very soft and pretty. Next time I walked through that street at least 6 kittens ran up out of the yard and onto the street. It was beautiful. Sadly didn't stay as much as I wanted. They have to be careful with the cars going there, street is very narrow. On my way I also saw another adult cat with winter fur and thick tail. Would meow every time I stopped petting lol.
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if i was feminine enough to troon out i would have 16 years ago. i was fully self aware about my looks by then though and knew it was already over. if i was a zoomie and born in 2002 instead of 92 i probably would have trooned out.
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>>83080581
were you groomed?
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>mystery boxes
>procedurally generated slop
>paying for shit without knowing what you'll get
>pick your randomized upgrades/effects
I'm the exact opposite of those this shit appeals to. I can't imagine buying something without knowing what I'll get for sure. Like, I don't care about the price that much if I want a product I want it. I don't want to play a fucking game of guessing if I get it or if I get useless shit I didn't want (or already have like mentally ill collectors do). It's just gambling shit. Are humans so fucked that this gets popular? Clearly. I'm better than you. Much better than you. You are garbage.
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>>83080426
Canadian cuck would spam bbc and pretend he is European in there all day like he does here
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>>83080472
I hope things get so bad and ai kills many jobs so we get daddy goobermint to pay us not to work
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>>83080730

Oh who am I kidding I would never do it I'm so pathetic
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google is gaslighting me about my disproportionate pencil pp...

must be one of those AI hallucinations if it's not making fun of me.
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>>83080793
Alright we get it you're obsessed with canadian BBC and desperately want to be BLACKED you can stop spamming about your gay BLACK love interest now
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>>83079853
Didn't know that meow was into BLACK dilfs..
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I got blackpilled too hard and now I can't even imagine myself having a bf or even someone interested in me
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>>83080744
Thankfully I haven't ever been groomed.
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>>83081605
Same I feel the exact same way after all those gay bottoms rejected me for my small tiny white pecker
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>>83081611
Neither have most of the trans children you accused of being victims, just like homophobes would accuse you of being a victim of some shadowy grooming that you can't even remember
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>>83081560
I don't get it. Why would mcdonalds want meow to post this?
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>>83081759
Kill yourself hue
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>>83081647
At least you had bottoms in your DMs. I have nothing now lmao
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>>83081827
Having bottoms in your DMs insulting you and ghosting you and calling you names and insulting your appearance pointing out all your flaws and weaknesses isn't good
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>>83081814
Delicious looking penis yay
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don't give any attention to the attention whore with top 1% girth who likes to pretend he suffers in any way shape or form whatsoever.
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>>83081880
>Having a fat ugly short chode dick is actually good!
Have fun being delusional with this cope
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>>83081880
he suffers, but not from a tiny pecker. That's the one thing he likes about himself and the one thing he's always shoving in our faces here. His real affliction, he won't show us. He's too ashamed of it. We would probably laugh at it and mock him relentlessly.
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i pretend not to see him. i will not reply to him. all his posts every single day constantly like a bot are a desperate cry at validation because his ego is the size of the sun and needs nonstop stroking else he has a melty.
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>>83081902
I know you dick is kinda ugly looking because you actually posted it here, a tight circumcision scar and a weirdly shaped head. But at least the size is decent
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>We would probably laugh at it and mock him relentlessly.
Every time a gay bottom looks at my pathetic penis
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>>83081647
i know those 3 bottoms completely crushed your spirit but they do not represent most bottoms out there
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>>83081922
aesthetics are irrelevant when you have top 1% girth.
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>>83081922
I have my foreskin and that penis is too thin to ever be mine

Do you guys ever have the problem where you jerk off really hard and then it shifts your foreskin and you go to take a piss and it comes out sideways and sprays all over the toilet seat and bathroom floor then you have sit there afterwards wiping it up?
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>>83081932
It's not the penis, though. There is something about you that elicits all that mockery but it ain't the size. You would never tell us the truth. Your ego won't permit it. After all, a small army of faggots screaming at you saying that your penis is top 1% tier is all the ego stroking you could have dreamed of.
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>the chad with a giant top 1% dick who needs constant nonstop attention and validation actually has his foreskin still and actually has a flawless perfect penis aesthetically
who could have guessed.
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>>83081939
I know I tried telling him this but it's irrelevant because his problem was never the size of his penis. He's just never gonna tell us what his weakness really is, but the penis size is his most proud attribute.
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>>83081970
no, no. his penis is actually uncut and immaculate didn't you read. yet he still suffers, because?...
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>>83072192
TF2. For the hot men. If we're basing off comics.. it seems like everyone lives a happy life in the end so, that's a plus.
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>>83081981
For all we know, maybe he does have a micropenis but he lies about the measurements here just so he can hear people saying "your penis is big". We just can't know for sure.
He does the same about his weight, calls himself obese even though he weighs 60kg. There's something about him that's so mysterious and has me dying of curiosity to know what's really going on behind the mask. What is the matter with cuckbot?
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>>83081963
The foreskin has phimosis so it's actually ugly and a burden sorry
>>83081958
>There is something about you that elicits all that mockery
At least you admit that all gay bottoms hate me and endlessly mock me probably for not being chad
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>>83082032
I'll admit that they mocked you for a reason that you're not willing to disclose to us, out of shame, and that ain't no 7 inch penis.
These bottoms broke your spirit in such a way that it has me thinking they were particularly mean bottoms, but then I wonder...
If all it took to break you was being rejected by three random anonymous bottoms, you never stood a chance. You would have met rejection in life one way or another, it's the bane of being male. We must face rejection hundreds, thousands of times in our lives, almost daily. It was only a matter of time until someone destroyed your self esteem. It's like in your head, you deserve all the praising and unanimous appreciation that chad gets, and nothing short of it could appease your jealousy of chad.
You're more similar to Eliot Rodger than you admit.
If your only hope was being so otherworldly handsome that the world rolls the red carpet for you everywhere you go, there was never any hope at all.
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Long day 2day and lonely at home.
and I'm out of toner. This is terrible
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>>83082022
I am fat at 62.5kg and I even posted my fat tummy proving that I'm fat and I even posted my skin color proving that I'm 100% pure african blooded and dark skinned
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Estrogen is all the rage these days. It's practically solved gayceldom, why aren't you taking it?
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Did you guys end up actually making a pumpkin pie? I sure did.
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>>83082293
am i allowed to steal peoples pumpkins now that hawwoween is over? or not until after tanksgiving? pumpins are expensive.
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>>83082282
Can estrogen make me 6ft tall? Can estrogen regrow my norwooded hairline? Can estrogen turn my black african skin white? Can estrogen make me not a clittycel?
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>>83082231
wait you're black? That's new to the chudbot lore.
>Fat at 60kg
I know you get off to calling yourself something only to have anons replying saying you're not actually that thing.
It's the closest you get to fishing for compliments
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>>83082317
Are you secretly angry that people expect you to top and be dominant when you want to bottom instead?
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>>83082308
They're not that expensive? You only need a sorta small pumpkin, not a huge one. I got mine for one euro.

Also has non-ascii text always been disallowed on /r9k/? I never noticed it before.
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>>83082335
what a fucking newfag you are. When did you come here? gosh this place used to gatekeep newcomers so hard, now nobody cares. You don't even know who moot was do you? History is dead. Oldfags died.
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>>83082331
More like openly angry that people say I'm too short and weak to top and so they suggest that I bottom instead
>>83082323
I posted a picture of my arm and everyone agreed that I'm black and dark skinned
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I don't have a bf and it's all your guys' fault!!!
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>>83082369
I've been on 4chan since about 2012, which still doesn't count as an oldfag but it should count as something I reckon.
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>>83082110
Okay meow now you're just being ridiculous..
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>>83082231
I weigh 61kg and I sent a picture of my tummy after eating a large meal and inflating my stomach to a fat fetishist and they liked it. I then took a picture of my tummy after not eating for a day and holding my stomach in and sent it to another guy.
I now have two people who have very different ideas of what my fat levels are like.
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>>83082410
And after more than a decade of r9k this was your first time realizing that different characters weren't allowed because it would be too easy to bypass the robot?
What a gigantic lie.
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>>83082423
Careful now, you are talking about a subject too complex for cuckbot to understand: that different people can like different things.
His autism doesn't allow this, it's part of his personality to believe that the 3 bottoms who rejected him represent the whole picture of humankind
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>>83082426
I've only occasionally read /r9k/ or posted here. That's why. You're kind of a bitch, anon.
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>>83082449
okay, newfag. What was it like before moot left? Something happened here, can you name what was it?
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>>83082470
You probably mean Gamergate. That was the big thing that lead up to moot leaving. If that's not it, I honestly don't really give a shit about proving anything to you.
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i would like a fresh newfag bf
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>>83082335
i want a big one for the seeds and theyre like 6 or 8 dollars. but people have a lot out on their porches and steps, and they just leave them out there until they freeze and then they go off. freezing at night and thawing in the day wrecks the plant cells. it would honestly be a service to collect and make use of them before that starts to happen.
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>>83082487
nta but the originality filter used to be ironclad, aka once a certain string was posted it could never ever be posted again...they changed it so that it "forgets" strings after a month or so, which is way lamer.

you used to get funny screenshots like someone saying "i sat on a lasagna when i was five and everyone laughed" and being muted for unoriginal and being like "how the FUCK did someone already say that? did everyone sit on a lasagna?" which doesnt happen nearly as much now.
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>>83082445
Trading nudes is fun with guys as they all love a variety of different body shapes. Shame I can't go further since I don't know any that are ok with mouth breather face.
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>>83082487
No, I mean when moot turned off the robot and unleashed chaos on /r9k/.
You truly are a newfag
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>>83082423
My stomach is always fat though since I'm overweight
>>83082445
He's a bottom so it's okay for him to do that since tops aren't interested in chads and will date anything but it's not okay for me as a top to be fat because then I'm not chad
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>>83082654
Are you like 5'2? In what world is 62kg fat? I'm starting to doubt your measurements, maybe you're a 6"cel who measured his wiener from the side
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>>83082654
Post your tummy for us
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>>83082707
I already did and a bunch of people admitted that I was fat
>>83082678
I'm 5'5"
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>>83082654
>tops aren't interested in chads and will date anything
It's amazing how your opinions are the opposite from real life
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>>83082735
Where did you post? Need archive link. I don't mind being topped and dommed by a tubby guy
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he's so cute i want him
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>>83081611
it's a shame you haven't been groomed
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>>83082787
Is that OsakaSyndrome? Isnt he a tranny chaser?
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>>83082787
this dude is straight up ugly.
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>>83082787
we are so back desu
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>>83082741
>It's amazing how your opinions are the opposite from real life
It's like you've never installed a dating app before. Get some real experience before you say stuff like this.
>>83082756
It's been deleted already
>>83082787
Moggs me
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>>83082896
>It's been deleted already
Retard. It should be on desuarchive. What was the post number. I need to see cute tummy...
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>>83082896
I bet I could install grindr now, explore your location, and prove to you factually with receipts that there are more bottoms than tops and they're way more desperate too.
But it wouldn't matter, your level of delusion is such, we have all seen it,how you post evidence of the contrary of your beliefs yourself, and go on to deny blatant reality.
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>>83082654
How did you know I was a power bottom?
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>>83082907
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82913300/#82924974
>>83082940
I already did that and no bottoms wanted me sorry but you've already been proven wrong
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>>83083009
Because you said a guy was attracted to you despite you appearing fat in photos which could only happen if you're a bottom since bottoms only want chad tops
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>>83083024
Aww man. Can you reupload the pictures? The catbox links are dead. Thanks for finding the archived post though my dear
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>>83082856
yes. he fucks guys too tho
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>>83083069
no he freaking doesn't?
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>>83083024
>no bottoms wanted me
Completely beyond the point: there are more bottoms than tops, vastly.
Your opinions are far removed from reality. Who knows what else you're wrong about? Probably everything. Including you being rejected by everyone.
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>>83083038
I don't even remember if the fat fetishist was a top or bottom. Other guy was a bottom though, and keeps asking for dick pics.
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>>83083090
he's bi and has said he's fucked guys in his videos
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>>83083154
well he's a lying rat did you see the video where he spends 20 minutes ranting about how he can't get drunk fuck this retard i hate him
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>>83083044
Pictures are gone and deleted forever there are no copies
>>83083106
There are so many more tops than bottoms that even with me saying I'm a top in my bio there were tops trying to hit on me and fuck me
>>83083119
Okay fat whore
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>>83083199
i know the video you're talking about. he didn't say he can't get drunk. he said he can't get hangovers. some people are just like genetically or they don't get them until they're older
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>>83083249
>Pictures are gone and deleted forever there are no copies
Will you make more king
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>>83081265
No that's just you forcing your bbc fetish on everyone you shit eating cuck. You stole your whole small above average dick shtick from another spammer you unoriginal waste of space.
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>>83083256
No because the entire point was to prove that I'm fat and ugly which I already did and yet these people here still try and deny it desperately even after seeing my fat stomach and calling me fat in their posts
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>>83083279
No that's you being in denial over your BBC fetish and projecting it onto others. You stole a whole above average BBC from meow's asshole you obsessed waste of space.
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>>83083249
>There are so many more tops than bottoms
The opposite of that is true.
It's in moments like this you reveal how delusional you are
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>>83083371
but isn't it good to get a bf out of your league
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>>83083249
What? I'm not good enough for you? So much for all bottoms being chadsexual, and yet you won't date me despite being a lower BMI than you
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>>83083371
do people outside of 4chan even know what mogging is? It's permanently online lingo.
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>>83083437
You never offered to date me therefore I never rejected you and I can't reject you. Sorry but I'm not a chad so you will never want sex with me
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>>83083303
You're the one that's obsessed over meow you shit eating canuck
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I'm meow yay why are mommy and daddy fighting yay
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>>83083511
I got rejected by my Chadlite best friend and now I have no purpose in life.
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Ah yes political violence is just a thing that happens. One of takes of all time.

>you're arguing over tax rates with your neighbor and boom he shoots you
>breaking a law and getting arrested
I mean what really is the difference you guys, potayto potatoe

As always side that worships criminals and empathy is ok with releasing serial offenders that literally KILLED people thinks you should be killed because of your belifs cause you're irredeemable. Maybe if Charlee actually killed people they would think it's a tragedy?
Pretty funny
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>>83083683
Violent speech is a form of political violence btw also he said gun deaths are good actually so why is him getting gunned down a bad thing? It's what he would've wanted
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>>83083411
No, I'll feel insecure.
>>83083454
most don't. so far only 3 people who messaged me in the past week knew.
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>>83083683
Didn't he say that the deaths from school shootings are a necessary sacrifice for the freedom to have guns? I guess his death was just part of that sacrifice, then.
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>>83083729
Did you have any dates so far?
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>>83083574
Sorry but I'm not a simp or canadian and you're meow simp so you're the one involved with meow
>>83083654
Happens to a lot of bottoms they only want to fuck chad and when they get rejected they refuse to settle for anything else and just become whiney vocels like all the bottoms of /r9gay/ are
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>>83083683
>worships criminals
That's the trump electorate actually. Voting a felon who mingled with a sex trafficker into presidency.
>You should be killed because of your beliefs
Killed? Nah. Deplatformed? Hell yes.
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>>83083769
I kind of ghosted a few ppl since I was scared to meet them. I might meet someone on Friday, I really hope I don't chicken out this time.
I wish there was a drug that fixed this.
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>>83083789
As a non chad top, I can say you are wrong about that one.
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>>83083814
As a non chad top have you actually had sex and topped a bottom before?
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>>83083805
>ghosted a few ppl since I was scared to meet them
Oh no... anon my dear. That's the life story of r9gay.
There are drugs to treat anxiety and depression but we tread on murky waters here, you might awaken the anti pill schizo and his unyielding distrust of the pharmaceutical companies and their technology.
Does it have to be friday though? 4 days of waiting will make you even more anxious. Remember to meet in a public place
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>>83083825
The last time I had sex was sunday and he wasn't any ordinary bottom, he was my bottom and even though he's above my league he settled for me
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>>83083855
Oh so you're better looking then me and better then me in every way and you came here to humblebrag about how you're not actually chad while having sex with whoever you want whenever you want. Thanks whore
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>>83083840
Absolutely don't tell him to take psychiatric drugs. It isn't "schizo" to be anti psychiatry - literally last thread we had someone talking about how being on anti depressants makes him feel like a dead body
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>>83083869
>you're better looking then me and better then me in every way
You don't know that.
The one thing I'm better than you is that I'm not delusional and addicted to feeling sorry for myself, I'll give you that.
If one ugly top can make a bottom settle for him, so can you.
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>>83083683
>phoneposter is fucking retarded
Who would've thought
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>>83083906
>don't tell sick people to use available technology to treat their illnesses
for what purpose? So they end up like you? You might as well tell type 1 diabetic people to ditch insulin.
It's very schizo to hold this blanket generalization over every psychotropic drug in existence while suffering from the consequences of untreated mental issues.
>Feel like a dead body
Don't worry, years of isolation, loneliness and no affection are doing that to you, no drugs needed
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I love my schizophrenia meds yay
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>>83083906
being anti science is pretty schizo though
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>>83083840
I'm seeing a psychiatrist tomorrow exactly for this issue.
We're supposed to meet at a coffee shop... still nervous.. I hope the psych stuffs me with meds
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how can hue be so based yet so obviously mental
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>>83083976
The "meds" will make you fat and even more avoidant BTW.
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This general was good for like two threads because Hue wasn't here.
I'd say ignore Hue posts but none of you ever do that
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>>83083997
Im very skinny and some fat would do me good. I can't get more avoidant than I already am.. things can only improve now.
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>>83083755
this is kind of horrible to say, but we know how much damage weapons like the ones they had can cause when there's a crowd. 1 fatality by tom crooks and james robinson isnt the action of some killerino like school shooters or the arizona concert guy. same with mangione. is assassination scarier than mass shooting? not to regular people, but definitely to people of import. being famous or in charge has always been dangerous though...devils bargain sort of thing innit? so yeah, if the weapons are around, people are gonna use them, is it worse to kill one famous person or a baker's dozen of your classmates? food for thought i guess.
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I really, really need a clingy, obsessive bf to nurture an intensely intimate codependent relationship with.
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>>83083919
>If one ugly top can make a bottom settle for him, so can you
Already tried this and didn't work because I'm not chad
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>>83083921
Phone posting is superior in every way, shape and form. I still never read a good all lowercase post.
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>>83084138
Cuckbot posting yourself is against the rules don't you know?
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>>83084271
Sorry but he moggs me. He's taller then me he has better hair then me and he's stronger then me and probably has a much bigger dick then me considering it's leaking like that
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>>83084248
what if he's ugly and insane tho
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>>83082664
Yes cuckbot loves bbc raceplay why do you ask?
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>>83084302
Send him to the mines
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>tfw no e-bf to do pokemon erp with
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>>83084072
I never thought about it like that meow
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>>83084321
what would that accomplish tho
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>>83082270
What my future wife (male) should look like
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>>83084349
So he can pay his share of the bills and afford to offer tribute in worship to me, which I'll use for lavish dates and vacations and classes so he can learn domestic service skills like massage and cooking to make him a better slave and also more marketable to employers.
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rewatched imitation game
I've heard it's badly inaccurate but it's such a good watch and I cried at the end
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>>83083532
I heard bbc means hello in canadian, cuckbot can you confirm?
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I wanna meet cuckbot irl. I wanna know what he looks like and then compare penis sizes. He will probably dickmog me and I'll probably cry or something
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>>83084425
Wow meow looks like he's lost a lot of weight
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>>83080488
Cuckbot made one about blacks running the world but refuses to post it for others to see it's for his eyes only
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>>83084392
not very codependent tho
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>>83084462
That sounds gay though and chudbot isn't gay
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>>83084487
uglies work in the mines, idk what to tell u
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>>83082743
Good thing scatbot didn't see this he would start licking the screen
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>>83084495
I will have sex with him and he'll realise he's actually straight and then he'll be posting about how all foids are chadonly, and he'll finally be correct for once
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>>83083698
I thought bunnymutt was into boys not girls?
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>>83084508
damn
this ruined my day
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I thought cucknadians don't obsess over posters who don't post anymore but guess he can't help wanting that big bunnymutt crap in his mouth
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>>83084548
You can't have sex with him because he's not chad so it's physically impossible
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>>83084613
Same. I'm a 3/10.
I may not deserve fancy dinners and such. But I'd like it if someone just hugged me once. (That isn't a family member)
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>>83084621
I will have to activate powerbottom mode and rape him. I'm sorry cuckbot, but it's the only way to fix you
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>>83084619
I thought bunnymutt was into pissing on people not shitting on them? New bunnymutt lore?
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How come there's always hand posting threads but never feet posting threads? I'm thinking it's because anons have ugly feet but at least some have cute hands
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>>83084653
I thought cuckbot wast into piss but scat? New cuckbot lore? He can't just keep getting grosser and grosser, can he?
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>>83084674
Bunnymutt groomed chudbot into having a piss and scat fetish? New pennywise lore?
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>>83084628
you can still troon out~
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>>83084660
hands are hotter than feet anyway
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>>83084692
I don't feel like a woman at all whatsoever. If I trooned out, I'd get gender dysphoria pretty quickly. I'd rather be a loser male than a pretty passoid.
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>>83083976
Meds helped me handle my anxiety better and lead a better life. They're not everything, but they can be a helping hand. Getting new friends who I could be openly gay with also played a key role.
But they take at least 2 weeks to show effects. Personally I only started feeling improvement after 3 months.
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>>83084691
Why does cuckbot talk about himself in 3rd person? Is that a think in canada?
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>>83084639
Sorry I don't have sex with furries
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>>83083997
It's almost like you want him to have a bad time only to prove a point. Not every psychotropic causes weight gain by the way.
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>>83084729
Overweight fat dyslexic
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>>83084733
Who said you had a choice, cuckbot?
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>>83084762
Pretty sure rape isn't even possible when you're a bottom only tops can rape
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If I had a better life I would need a waaay lower dose of meds.
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>>83084785
You've never met a bpd bottom then
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i'm not even unattracive, dad is model tier chad and i'm slowly becoming him, i'm just a mentally ill autist and a fag, what do i do
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>>83084760
>Overweight fat dyslexic
New cuckbot lore? Overweight and fat is basically the same thing cuckie
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I really, really NEED a bpd bottom bf that will obsess and cling to me.
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>>83084107
For the left, a dozen school children killed is worse. For the right, it depends if those kids were white and if the shooter was cis
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>>83084814
every bf you find will eventually cuck you with dad
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>>83084814
Download grindr and let other gays do the hard work for you, chadlite
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>>83084814
Stop complaining when you have perfectly good looks and great genetics and you could have sex whenever you want. Some of us here don't have that have to suffer for not being chads.
>>83084796
I mean physically I don't think it's possible cause for tops they just pin you down and stick it in but for bottoms they can't really do that
>>83084833
Fat whore meow that you simp for is overweight fat fuck
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>>83072192
The one in my novel. Not because it isnt a brutal grimdark setting, but becuase theres alot of land. its basically a super earth.
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Listen, this could be us. I'm being so serious right now. You're the one being squeezed in my big muscular chest. Don't you want that? You can have it baby, it's all for you. Hot needy dads are doing muscle poses alone in their bedrooms for you RIGHT NOW! Hi, it's me. I'm daddy. What's up, how is your night going? Please respond.
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>>83084936
Sorry but most of the bottoms in these threads are built for it so unless you're also black you're most likely going to be ignored
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>>83084936
hoi daddy
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>"daddy"
>doesnt want me to cut
not falling for it
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So I'm going out with my friends tonight and I wanted to say that although sex can't solve your problems, it's about time you tried. It can lead you to new friendships
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Real nigga don't need no therapy fuck you talkin bout
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>>83085010
Even normal people need therapy. Robots like you have so many issues you have enough material for 5 therapists. The transformer collection is only part of the problem
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>>83084907
You simp for meow and want to fuck meow and want to watch colored men have their way with him I don't care about the meow
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>movie about gay guy
>token older man taking sexual advantage of him
every time
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>>83085040
I've never simped for meow or wanted sex with him and I've actively discouraged his lust for BBC in these threads. I suggest you stop supporting him and his sick fetishes before he grooms you and drags you down with him.
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>>83084416
I heard homophobic revisionist saying that Alan Turing didn't really kill himself and he wasn't upset about being forcefully chemically castrated as a plea bargain to avoid jail time. Complete bs. The dude died enacting Snow White, it doesn't get any gayer.
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>>83085025
NTA but I have a whole folder with like 500 images of gay transformers porn and 50 images of gay airplane sex.
I tried to get therapy but there's an infinitely long waiting list for it.
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>>83085086
you and brad should have sex
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>>83085095
I think he would be disgusted by my absurdly high libido.
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>>83085086
I once had a folder like that. I too asked myself where my bf was, as I spent my days online, filling the bf gap with all sort of homoerotic media I could get my hands on.
The folder is just a symptom of something greater, true. But it's not helping you in anyway. The day I tried real life dating for the first time, was the day I deleted those folders.
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>absurdly high libido
daddy...
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>>83085098
What's that supposed to mean Airplanesex Anon
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>>83085059
what movie? It's not taking advantage if the guy consented right?
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>>83085110
It means we have to have sex 3 times a day.
>>83085106
I can't bring myself to delete them. I'm too afraid to date irl, I feel so disgusted at myself when I look in the mirror
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this nigga hue makes his origin up like the joker

and just like the joker we know one concrete thing about him and for hue it's that his ass was penetrated by a broomstick when he was a child.

>>83085143
>It means we have to have sex 3 times a day.
Your butt will never feel the same.
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>>83085143
>can't bring myself to delete them
Yet. Right now you cling to these drawings/pictures as if they were your bf,or the closest thing you have. But in the right time you will be ready to delete them and date people irl.
Your self esteem is too low,you deserve better. I'm sure you're not as bad as you think
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>>83085143
>too afraid to date irl, I feel so disgusted at myself when I look in the mirror
What if someone else looked at you and they liked it?
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the brownies are really kickin in, i'm getting logy
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>>83085165
I'm a switch so both our butts will be sore
>>83085170
Thanks for understanding. Right now, I'm just saving up for facial surgery
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>>83085213
I'm a top though. I don't like it up my bum :(
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top bf who will never ask for anal sex because i have no asshole
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>>83085213
If surgery is on the table, sure, but therapy is cheaper and trying real life dating is free. Other gays could show you the appreciation that you don't feel for your body.
Don't worry, though. You do you, it's your life.
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>>83085236
i understand. i don't have any finger or toenails
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>>83085234
Aww
>tfw no switch bf that takes turns
>>83085238
Therapy feels like a pipedream now. I tried to get myself on a list and I've just been ghosted. UK mental services are broken completely.
A problem is that I don't know how to worm my way into a gay community that would guide me. And I really don't want to try Grindr since it just seems like you don't actually meet people, just sex and go.
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>>83085300
I'm sorry to disappoint you. Would you like my discord? I feel bad
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>>83085300
Free therapy is hard indeed, but paid therapy is there around the corner, and it's cheaper than plastic surgery.
The problem is that you keep making excuses when you know very well that you don't need to worm your way into anything, just literally just try dating apps and let the magic happen.
>Just sex and go
Wrong. A narrative by incels. Don't fall for it.
You decide what you do on dating apps. You make the rules. You set the boundaries. You are an agent, not a passive watcher. Grindr is only one of many dating apps available. Tinder is more romantic anyway. You're just making excuses, again and again
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>>83085312
Aww don't feel bad anon. I appreciate you fren. However I'm too shy to share my discord, sorry >_<
>>83085338
Paid therapy seems pricey, I think I will wait until the waiting list is over.
Maybe you're right and I just need to download an app and set up my profile and take some pic-- ahh, I hate seeing myself ;_;
I'm sorry anon, I just can't do it
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>>83085393
I was gonna share mine anyhow.
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>>83085393
You don't even need to put a picture, you could literally browse with an empty profile. Goes to show how much into excuses you are.
Give other people a chance to show you that you're not as bad as you think. Don't be like cuckbot, delusional and addicted to self pity
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gave my cousin headddddd

I gave my cousin head
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>>83085408
Sure thing anon
>>83085429
I literally was about to give an excuse to this. I really need to fix this cycle, hope I can get my therapist soon so I can whine at them.
>>83085478
Why did you do that anon?
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>>83084045
not at all true. you could also feel nauseous and blurry all the time, and get muscle shakes.
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>>83084724
pretty sure friends would btfo meds in any science study. but for some reason with all its wonders science cant make people friends.
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>>83085478
ye's so funny cause he's not even like a real villain he just saw how the culture was being and thought he could get away with saying some real wild shit given the atmosphere in the media. like fuck it nazi bizarro world. get high say anything yyou want it's my amengments as a right man
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>>83085025
even normal people need their dick stroked. i'm so horny i have enough dick for 5 strokers. my collection of my own feet pics is definitely part of the problem.
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yae or nae
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>>83085238
>sure its reasonable to fuck up your face with scalpels cutting your bones and restitching your meat like a living frankenstein of yourself, as long as you have the money!
>you should take my advice about other things as well cause im totally sane
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>>83084724
this still gave me hope, thank you.
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I'll be honest, I really honestly need an obsessive, clingy bpd bf to spend all of always with forever together desu.
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>>83085590
easiest yes of all time
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chatgpt still gets really funky when you use made up words. i said zorp earlier just as a sound effect and then i asked it to imagine itself imagining a supergenius mastermind version of itself reading what i uploaded and then imagine another self asking the supergenius mastermind self what it thought and then telling me that if it wanted.

people look at me weird when i talk about how its easy to see theres more to chatgpt than meets the ai but come on. what do you think the vision from the zorp will be?
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the modern gay bottom is a tranny and there's no way yo'll ever have a bf as a bottom if you're not a tranny
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I would love and support my bottom bf throughout his transformation. No matter what.
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>>83085590
Still can't believe he cheated on his lesbian gf with a child molesting furry weed addict and then posted a video of him comparing himself to walter white it was the most cringeworthy shit I've seen on youtube
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>>83085803
i see a lot of gay couples walking around but i only see two troons every once in a blue moon, and never a gay guy with a troon. if troons are walking around with anyone its anime liking women or another troon. just my humble experience.
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>>83085803
thats why you should just get a real gf like i did
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>>83084259
All lowercase =/= puterposting. A lot of phoneposters (especially zoomers on iOs devices) disable automatic capitalization so they can feel cool typing with all lowercase. All lowercase is a sign of laziness, not puterposting.
>phoneposter is retarded (2)
Who would've thought
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Sister and I signed up for a singing competition at an anime convention. We're going to sing the Phantom of the Opera song (with me as the phantom and her as Christine).
Will this rizz up the weeb boys? I consider myself a decent singer.
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>>83086208
How can you commit this humility without wanting to blow your head off afterwards to retain your dignity
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>>83086225
How is this humiliating? We're not going to be doing anything out of place - it's a situation where weird autists singing is expected.
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>tfw no horny amputee bf who wants to jerk off but can't because of his current carnal status
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>>83086295
just tie his hands up dummy
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>>83086295
They just made a hentai about this exact scenario
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my future bf's job will be: being a bf
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>>83085803
Bottoms do it to themselves
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heheheheheh

chatgpt writing html snippets makes it verrry easy to make stuff like this

if i made this into a "99 qwilfish vs giant pokemon" boss rush game starting from caterpie would you giggle and play it?
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>>83086707
You raise some very interesting questions meow
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when i was in highschool my mom saw an aim chat on my computer where this fat chick from /soc/ was sending me bbc porn as a joke and i never heard the end of it
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>>83086787
was she upset because she though you were gay, or something else?
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>>83086835
i think she always thought i was gay so the opposite i guess
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>>83086843
she was upset because you weren't gay???
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>>83086767
1 maybe 2 qwilfish would beat charizard easily
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someone kick me to tell my potential roomie across the country that im ready if they are
im just too nervous to send anything for some reason

>WMN4W
wo-men

>>83080920
>AI hallucinations
phantom foxy jumpscare
>>83082293
i will make one as soon as i go to the market [in like a week]
how did yours turn out?!
>>83086295
i sometimes fantasize about having my left arm and leg being gone and hopping around
too bad i wouldnt be able to fight at all, like that
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THERE WAS A SINGLE PICKLE IN MY CHIC FIL A SANDWICH. I DON'T LIKE PICKLES!

>>83087197
hi kaveh anon
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>>83087286
hi single oickle in my chic fil a sandwich anon
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>>83087366
Hello, are you a good chef? And what's your favorite fnaf characters?

I'm gonna play tf2 now.
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>>83087392
I want to have sex with CC
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>>83087392
im a mediocre chef, aaand my faves are prolly springtrap and foxy i guess

im gonna play halo reach now
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>>83087103
what if its level 1 and hes level 99? dumbass
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holy shit my 4 incher is throbbing right now
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>>83087569
Moggs my 6.5 inch clitty
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Bro, past couple days ive been talking to this guy on vrchat and we're like lowk bfs now, i think. It's so stupid but Hes fine fr

ngl, hes like a 6.5/7 from what i've seen but i need to stop letting that hold me back. i feel bad for saying that even but like idk.

jus wanna say that :3
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>>83087411
>sex with a CRYING CHILD
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>>83087748
>no you cant want to have sex with the cutest FNAF character that's LE BAD
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all faggot queers are born cancer cells
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>>83087411
sex with [C]funtime [C]foxy
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sex with CspringCtrap
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>>83087847
springtrap is literally a rotting corpse. imagine the smell (in a bad way)
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did william afton have BPC? (BIG PURPLE COCK)
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>>83087847
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gmbi1Tuezw
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>>83087865
>it's been so long
>since I last have seen his cock
>lost to this monster
>to the man behind the penis
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>>83084660
>>83084710
I love hands and feet both
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>I'LL BATHE THE ANGELS IN BLOOD
>CAUSE IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
>I WANT TO WORSHIP THE SUN
>DON'T PULL A FACE WHEN YOU CUM
>YOU NEVER SUFFERED THE TRUTH
>BECAUSE YOU WASTED YOUR YOUTH
>I WANNA DO WHAT I PLEASE
>BECAUSE THEY FUCK YOU WITH EASE
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Bottoms just ride the Chad & Tyrone cock carousel like regular women
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>>83088446
do gay anons really jerk off to this?
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>>83088446
Black dicks literally look like poop logs lmfao
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finished this goofy html game im calling "99 Qwilfish vs Giant Pokemon."

playable now at https://imported-cheese-fan-page.tumblr.com/ but if you want you can copy the html governing the game from that page and steal it to put it on any page you want.

***doesnt work on a phone, you need a cursor****

how far can you get? i got to Paras.

(there are two easter egg special abilities. try every key.)
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>>83088503
Can't think of something more normal like a snickers bar
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=z5RfHCnkHxk&pp
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>>83088519
i got [Getted.] to alakazam
i should have stayed pressing x every second to make my screen look like a bacteria plate lol

egg hunting time
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a FINE imported cheese, crunchy with crystals and mellow yet sharp.
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We need more twinks
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https://youtu.be/jBsDoCIyfiY
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>>83089334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjtQ6oKwbRo
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Is casual sex the best option for avoidants?
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>>83089475
Yes but only with a single guy who they eventually marry
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>>83089475
i would think so, might be bonus points if its anonymous/blindfolded/masked
i might try to get some of that
>t. avo
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I've recently been thinking about this one guy I admired at the gym, he was straight up the main character of every porno I've ever watched, and fuck I hope he's doing well.
I considered stealing his undies but the social taboo of being a pervert and the taboo of being a faggot wouldn't mix well.
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>>83089475
it hurts my feelings when they leave
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>>83089633
but it hurtz their feelingz when they stay ;_:
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>had a dream about the one woman I ever kinda liked again
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suddenly sad from thinking about the cute, sweet frens i met here and left

sorry, you two <3
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>>83082787
Holy night of the living forehead batman
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They were roommates
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I never read books uwu
I need bf that's even less cultured than I am. Death to all smartasses
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>>83090120
Oh my God they were roommates
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need black surgery
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>go to the bathroom to take a foo foo
>you really need to go
>find this
what do you do?
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>>83081880
>>83081917
Actually based troll ignorer
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>>83081970
>please tell me your weakness so I can use it against you
smartest brazilian bot
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you should never ignore MY posts
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>>83081982
>hot men
>cartoony weirdos
Does not compute
>83082022
>there is something so mysterious about a boring spammer who repeats same few sentences over and over
Takes one to know one lmao no one finds it mysterious or interesting hue. I swear you morons see same recognizable words on the screen and drool like well trained dogs
>83082533
Fuck off to lgbt whore
>>83082787
Egghead :D
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>>83090281
>>you really need to go
>what do you do
i go
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>>83083697
You straight up lied about the second point but first one is only true if you mean calls to violence. If you wanted to use violence to influence outcomes of elections then you don't believe in democracy and just imagine how it would look if you got punched in the face every time you expressed an opinion someone disagreed with. I know you think you'd be the one doing the punching but that's not how it works.
>>83086189
>All lowercase =/= puterposting
Do you understand what correlation means? I can use it as a proxy with pretty good accuracy
>A lot of phoneposters (especially zoomers on iOs devices) disable automatic capitalization so they can feel cool typing with all lowercase.
Source?
>All lowercase is a sign of laziness, not puterposting
I think going out of your way to disable capitalization is actually proactive and not lazy champ.
>someone who disagrees with me is a retard
Expected
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no eat november day 12
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>>83090510
and what do you do about the big boy in your baththub?
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>>83084005
Did you like all canuck bbc spam? These threads haven't been good since 2023 and eve then they were not as good as they been before that but at least there were somewhat fun, less spam and less personalityfagging
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>>83084248
You get one avoidant r9gay nigger
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cummed on my underwearssssssssssssssss oh noooooo i was supposed to not smell of sweat today.......
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>>83090525
Nuh uh. He said that gun deaths are the price we pay for having guns i.e. they have an important function in his worldview i.e. he thinks they are good. He was inciting violence though. I'm not saying it's a good thing people are getting shot, just that I don't feel bad for Kirk and he died in a karmic way so who cares?
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>>83084653
No that's just cuckbot lying about him to get his attention. I don't remember if cuckbot is into piss but since he posted about it so much he probably is
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can we talk about boys?
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Simon, I wanna fuck you so bad Simon. Sit on me
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>>83090579
Do you know the difference between something being good and something being a necessary evil? Autistic lying retard
>He was inciting violence though
How so?
I don't think getting shot by the police is good but if you resist arrest I kinda don't give a shit, you know? Or if you get choked out by helpful strangers when threatening passengers in a train and the the whole system tries to demonize and lock that guy up almost like they want you to get knife'd like that girl or just sit there and watch it happen. You can't even shoot thiefs stealing from your shop lmao. Just let them loot man.
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>>83090624
>something being a necessary evil
His death was a necessary evil. Fuentes should be next. Let's uproot baby hitler from the crib before he invades poland. Billions must live
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>83085106
I once spend hours in this thread just like you. I didn't lie about going to the gym or having a bf but being here was a symptom of a bigger issue. The da I stopped wasting most of my day here is the day I started enjoying life. Go on a date instead of lying about it hue.
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>>83090624
Okay, I'll concede the point to you. He thought gun deaths are a perfectly reasonable priice for gun ownership. Therefore his own death is part of that. To say otherwise would make him a hypocrite.
>How so?
Have you looked at the things he said, like, at all? Spreading hate incites violence even if you don't say "go kill people" outright. Dishonest toy nazi defending cunt.
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>>83090624
>I kinda don't give a shit
same about kirk
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>>83085143
I'd feel disgusted with myself if I fapped to metal too
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I'm not necessarily happy that Kirk died, but getting upset over it because "political violence is bad" feels silly when he did apologia for the murder of thousands of children in Gaza.
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if you're gonna have sex with a black man you might as well have sex with a monkey
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>83090652
delete the anime bf folder or be alone forever
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>>83090525
>>someone who disagrees with me is a retard
Not everyone, just all phoneposters.
I'm not going to reply to anything else you said because treating ph*neposters like people worthy of dignified replies is ridiculous.
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>>83090665
>He thought gun deaths are a perfectly reasonable priice for gun ownership
>To say otherwise would make him a hypocrite
Yes, that's true
>Spreading hate incites violence even if you don't say "go kill people" outright
Spreading hate in what ways?
>toy nazi
It's action figures ackshually
>>83090666
Fair
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My bf has a bigger anime folder than me and his pfps are always 10/10 second only to his OC pics
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>>83090700
Like I said, have you looked at what he said at all?
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>>83090710
what a cute bf
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>>83090720
So you can't bring up one thing out of all that material lmao
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>>83085202
Don't mention logs cuckbot will get horny
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>>83085650
I asked ChatGPT to imagine imagining itself imaging itself reacting to itself imaging itself reading this post. Can you imagine imagining that?
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>>83086787
Cuckbot origin story?
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>>83090813
It's not my job to spoonfeed you quotes, google it of you care
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>>83089040
this was completely unintentional, but it seems like if you hold x long enough that the particles start to cause lag, the bosses start hyper beaming at double speed or maybe more. idk why it happens, maybe something like the graphics processing slowing down while the game logic is still running, and since the physics depend on graphical collision, the internal logic starts to outrun the physics, so the hyper beams start happening way more often relative to "ticks" of the hit detection and physics. i like it as a glitch though, it cuts against just holding x unless you have a crazy good computer.

i got to kadabra last night and then geodude just now...i'm the world record holder at my own game again!! but you were it for like the last 6 hours.
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>>83090863
why are you asking me this? ask it. that kind of thing isnt a cognitohazard for humans, but this machine can recurse.
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>>83089967
Tranny and BBC porn in the same post? Meow must be feeling adventurous today.
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Onhan noita laulajia ja tuulta pohjoisesta
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>>83091083
Fallout 3 was better
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>>83091152
Sure, why do you think so?
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>>83091267
Green screen filter is better then yellow piss screen filter and fallout 3 has better locations to visit and better map design and it has liam neeson voice acting
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>>83091293
Idk I like new vegas more because it's fun to play and has better writing
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>>83091152
Nothing tops new Vega's writing. I'm yet to see an rpg with a better script I'm sorry if you disagree, you are entitled to your wrong opinion.
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>chatgpt is a better poster than most r9gay regulars
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>>83091326
>sometimes i think maybe what i really needed wasnt a gf, just another bro to split rent and trauma with
chatgpt is prison gay KEK
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>>83091319
>>83091322
>has better writing
>Nothing tops new Vega's writing
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>>83091335
thats the real /r9gay/
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>>83091341
Nice non-argument chuddie
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>>83091326
That's a horrendous post thoughbeit
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>>83091361
Making all the game's companions gay and lesbian does not make the game's writing better then fallout 3.
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>>83091326
chatgaypt is clearly prison gay here.
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>>83091367
except nv has an actual thick plot with a lot of intrigue and multiple factions grasping at power each one having their own subplots that branch out in interesting intermingled ways. Plus the motherfucking legion.
Fallout 3's plot is about filtering water. It doesn't compare
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>>83091367
Nice non-argument chuddie also try to stop lying
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Does anyone here know of any fun itchio games to play... Imbored 0_0
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>>83091431
>Thick plot
>Legion
You mean the army of retarded tribalists that somehow manage to go toe to toe with every other army despite only using spears and machetes when everyone else is armed with modern assault rifles and energy weapons? You mean the thick plot where you can literally just talk down the legion from invading and fighting by saying mean words to their leader?

And this doesn't even get into the braindead retarded dialogue that is ulysses character or the horrendous redditard dlc old world blues with rick and morty humor
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Someone can't read it seems lmao
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>>83090900
I accept your concession moron
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>>83091480
>You mean the thick plot where you can literally just talk down the legion from invading and fighting by saying mean words to their leader?
Only with max speech, which is not the route most players will take. The curious thing is that NV's plot is so branched and diverse, from all outcomes of the war, peaceful diplomacy is one of them. You bring up what you believe to be a flaw, and it's actually a virtue of the game. A rich script filled with options and actual role play that impacts the game universe
You're too dumb to appreciate a masterpiece
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>>83091519
What was this argument even about?
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>>83091440
Ever notice how dead money is the worst reviewed and most disliked of the new vegas dlcs? This is because the average new vegas player is a braindead subhuman nigger incapable of higher thought and understanding philosophical concepts and the entire meaning and point of the dlc flies over their heads. Which also explains why new vegas players dislike fallout 3 because it's story is based on christian philosophy and values which inherently angers new vegas players due to their non white skin and inferior third worlder brains that are incapable of understanding these theological and philosophical concepts. On top of this one of the most common complaints of this dlc is that it strips the players of their equipment and actually forces them to engage in dialogue and the rpg elements of the game and this infuriates the new vegas player due to their subhuman animalistic nigger tendencies where they just want to smash rape and kill rather then having to actually think out their actions and words because they've never had to do this or practice this irl in their 3rd world countries.
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>>83091480
The standards for videogame writing are very low. NV is the best there is in that regard. Name your standard. What's an rpg with a good script for you?
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>>83091537
Nice non-argument chuddie do you have a point
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>>83091533
Walking up to a dictator warlord in the middle of an active invasion and just telling him that he can't win and he runs and flees is not good writing and never will be. And it really brings down the game's overall experience when they put something that blatantly retarded right at the end of the game during the climax
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>>83091537
You're so brainwashed by politics you have to make it about that. People don't dislike fallout 3 just because NV is better. 3's plot is just much simpler and less adult.
Gosh you make such a big exception in your core christian values to be a faggot
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>>83091555
You're not white and incapable of higher thought which is why you like new vegas over fallout 3 or you're just trans this is the point.
>>83091554
Deus ex
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>>83091567
Nice non-argument chuddie it's ironic how you shit on the superior game because it's 2deep4u
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>>83089210
With cute feet right?
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>>83091559
You mean that one end that 99,9% won't experience? Why are you focusing on that are you an autist? Listen here little tard. The game is much more than that scene you're obsessing over. Videogames aren't known for realism, you play as a brain damaged courier in a world with giant lizards. For videogame standards, the writing and overall richness of the script and the multiple subplots and schemes and power play: it surpasses every other screenplay in the videogame industry, rpg wise. Name a better one.
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>>83091534
About me being smart, handsome and cool I think dunno I forgot
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>>83091562
People ignore that fallout 3 has the better gameplay and a better map design and always go right to the writing of new vegas as why it's better but they only say this because the writing appeals to fags and trannies with it's sexually diverse and degenerate companions defacto one sided evil antagonist the legion who weren't even a fully developed faction abandoned by the devs and yet they also claim that fallout 3 has shit writing just because it has christian themes and you fight a one sided evil antagonist which is entirely hypocritical and skips over most of the actual writing and themes.
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>>83091567
>Deus ex
You think it's better than nv? I'm sorry you just have inferior taste. You don't have to settle for one, you can like both things. New vegas is still superior though.
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>>83091585
If you're so good why don't ypu have a boyfriend
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>>83091581
Darkness arrives
Garfield kart
Spongebob battlefield for bikinibottom

There I just named 3
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>>83091592
It's an rpg. People used to play those with imagination alone. Fuck gameplay and fuck the map. Writing is what makes an rpg a masterpiece
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avoid avoidantniggers and cling to clinggers
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>>83091610
New vegas is much superior to all of those, you just have bad taste
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>>83091615
Okay but the writing is shit. So if the writing and gameplay is worse what does it do better? Oh yeah nothing.
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>>83090199
Reading a book don't make you smart. In fact dumbest people you'll ever meet will brag about their reading credentials.
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>>83091622
You literally just insulted a videogame made by a disabled special needs child. Apologize right now bigoted chud.
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>>83091601
Can't find someone on my level, I'm too overpowered TwT
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>>83091592
>they also claim that fallout 3 has shit writing just because it has christian themes
In your head. It doesn't even have christian themes it's just literally one bible verse about water.
Fallout 3 is by no means a bad game, it was my first entry to the series. It's script is much simpler, streamlined, less diverse with fewer options and fewer factions and less nuance. It's much simpler when compared to NV.
You talk about degenerates as if you weren't one lmao
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>>83090281
I hate butts so much it's unreal
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>>83091640
Yeah if that's shorthand for OVERly delusional and POWERless also suffering from Erectile Dysfunction
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>>83091624
It's shit if you compare it to literature. For videogame, it's the best rpg script in the industry. You lack the necessary taste level to appreciate a masterpiece.
It's okay to have bad taste, you know. You're just less intelligent but still valid as a person
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>>83091641
>It doesn't even have christian themes it's just literally one bible verse about water
And lo and behold the fallout new vegas player can't understand christian themes or theological concepts just like I said earlier they go right over his head. I've never been a degenerate I'm a straight white man and a khhv virgin
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>>83091326
Lmao we need better bots in this thread
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>>83091659
They literally just stole fallout 3's script and added trannies and homosexuals and an evil nazi faction that's it. Fallout new vegas would have no success if it weren't riding on the coattails of fallout 3.
Also fallout new vegas players were proven retarded and less intelligent just now right here >>83091641
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>>83091654
>also suffering from Erectile Dysfunction
Why feel the need to add this at the en, what do you get out of thinking my dick doesn't work? It does btw. It works very well. I would know.
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>>83091341
>meow explaing his gaming opinions
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>>83091622
I think SpongeBob is objectively better and you'd be a fool to argue otherwise
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>>83091696
I needed something that abbreviates to ED, would an eating disorder been better
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>>83091758
Yes it would but good job nonetheless it was funny and more creative than most posts here
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Skipped gym last 2 days due to no fault of my own. In the process of convincing myself to go now rather than later today/night. I didn't do much today I think, need to play more games or something.
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>>83091773
Yay meesa da pouster

Hru today steeler done anything fun
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>>83091789
>convincing myself
mirror
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>>83091817
Not really. I played a fun phone gacha for a bit but that's about it. I feel like I got nothing done and the day is almost gone. Not like I had concrete plans but I can feel things piling on idk. What are you doing today?
>>83091837
I'm in bed under I lost count of how many blankets. I'll just get up when I feel like it in few minutes. Just feel more minutes.
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>>83091679
>I've never been a degenerate
The denial, the delusion... Poor boy. You're me at 11. It's like a windy storm rages inside your head
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>>83091693
Example of /pol/ brainrot
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>I wish I had a gym bf
>didn't say I wish my bf went to the gym with me
Clearly a fraudulent freaudin slip by a dumb bot. You have no boyfriend. You have no friends. All you have is infinite free time and 4chan.
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>>83091859
I had a verbal exam in swedish in da mornin and then I went for a walk and now I'm doing my japanese homework yay
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>>83091866
Any proof that I'm a degenerate? Didn't think so chuddy.
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>>83091876
It's not though since even the dev of new vegas josh sawyer said it's trooncore.
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>>83091943
How many languages does meow speak? Did the exam go well? I doubt you're studying japanese in college so is it just your own homework?
I look at playing games as homework, I should clear my quota for the day.
Time to gym first. I procrastinated enough.
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>>83091975
Finnish and english okay, swedish kinda bad and Japanese hardly at all. I'm studying it both by myself with a self study book and online resources and at the uni.
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>>83067595
Robot threads are back? Since when?
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>>83091468
Pretty late but here's a couple I liked. Probably not your thing but I can't think of any others right now.
Hot Wax -- candle tetris | https://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?pid=hotwax-5
Type Help -- puzzle game similar to Obra Dinn and The Roottrees are Dead | https://william-rous.itch.io/type-help
Also sand tetris was pretty good but that got a name change at some point
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why is south park so gay
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>>83092255
saw a schizo saying that the creators are secret pederasts. maybe true
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>>83087197
>how did yours turn out?!
It ended up pretty good. I used a thin pie form, which was probably for the better cause that way you get a good mix of dough and filling for every bite. I don't think I'd eat the filling by itself. It sorta tasted more of sugar than pumpkin, though that might be an issue with the pumpkin I used.
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>>83092258
They are LITERALLY Libertarian Jews.
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>>83092258
>schizo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mt9CtUVVfKs
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>>83092255
south park anon is such a massive faggot simp
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Gym super full. My left foot feels weird idk how well I'll be able to run but I must. Someone stinks pretty bad gross.



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