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ANOTHER TAB OPEN EDITION

q: what are you listening to RIGHT NOW, yes, now, as you read this?

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>>83115661
>Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMscN_Xa8qw
This song is catchy and it makes me think of my own shitty shotahood
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>>83115661
Chopin because I'm chopped
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>>83115661
https://voca.ro/12nxi9Fz8shg
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>>83115788
Enigmatic indeed
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>>83115661
The sound of my refrigerator running
You people really constantly listen to music when browsing the site? Seems people always have something to post for these questions
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https://youtu.be/F_fOW4KJxNw?si=azU45u2ISPpqL4FS
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>>83115661
>q:
the hum of my pc fans
I should replace them with fancy brown ones
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>>83115932
if you're refrigerator is running you better go catch it
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>>83116029
Thank you for the fantastic joke
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Bread for breakfast, bread for lunch, bread for dinner
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suicide with a side of suicide
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night toast
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Feeling blackpilled as fuck meow should I kill myself today
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>>83116593
yea
but you wont lmao see you in 60 years
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>>83116604
I totally Will yay
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I've stayed up all the night for the first time in while, nights alone at the computer are quite peaceful.
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>>83115671
pre-AI kikuo, I click
wishing for fren to have sleepover
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>>83116593
want to hang out before you kys?
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>>83116637
No I'm ugly and retarded I want to die
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>>83116641
gee.. i wasnt offering marriage, just hanging out.... like cycling through the city at 2 am and acting like goofs...
it'd be fine since you'd kys soon after supposedly
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>>83116661
No I want to kill myself now
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This is meow's 9628th threat of suicide.
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>>83116681
Yay I love suicidebaiting
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>be brown
>found a gay guy who lives in my city
>we talk
>he's a self-hating homo
can't have shit, man
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NEVER be someone's first gay experience unless it's casual.
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I'm lonely meow yay
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>>83116794
saem.
one day I will go outside...
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>>83116807
I will never go outside again I'm too ugly and fat killing myself yay
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>>83116810
brootal
make a flip
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>>83116836
Nah I'll take overdose of meds
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no eat november day 15
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Going outside with my boyfriend today to for playtime in the park. I need his dick so bad
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Meow give me attention yay
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>>83115661
Grrrr stop using things I like in your op images baka faggots!
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>>83116666
I'm betting 500 bucks you won't do it
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>>83117125
Okay I killed myself pay up
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>>83117128
I unironically will pay 500 bucks to an XMR/BTC address of your choice if you prove you died within the next 2 days.
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>>83117139
I said that I died are you stupid
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>>83117150
nuh uh, you're still alive. where's my 500 bucks huh??
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>>83117157
No I'm not pay up piggy
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you guys made me cry :(
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>>83117172
Good hope you die
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I've slept about 7 hours in the last 2 days.
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>>83117160
you are a fraud and a liar. I hate you.
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>>83117205
Oink oink whore cry more
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Meow where manfriend waa want bf
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Need a top bf that looks like this
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I asked r9gay boy out and he kept rejecting me by saying how I can do much better and how he is pathetic and ugly and then he went back to crying about having no bf on 4chan
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>>83116765
Hell yeah sister casual sex with the bros you won't see again let's gooooooo aids ftw
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Too cold for a walk I think and my gym membership expired and I don't feel like asking parents to pay for it and I'm definitely not spending my money on it now. This sucks, passage of time is my greatest enemy.
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did you cut yourself for daddy today?
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>>83116715
I got called racist by making a joke that went like "what did god say when he made black people? OH SHIT I BURNT ONE!" joke, since you're a minority I might as well ask someone who's the jokes actually apply to, was I out of line or?

I like all races but god damn it do I want to find someone else who can actually take these sorta jokes instead of acting like I killed their mother, but the other gays near me that have no problem with it are the self hating, right wing types, is it too much to want someone else who's a left leaning libertarian that also has a taste for offensive jokes? I'm a mixed race, white passing gayboi if that counts for anything.
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Tempted to download that slop game Marvel Rivals just to play as Gambit. Always liked him as a kid.

His romance with Rogue was really cute.
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>>83117355
I've been playing since the start and have been waiting for cyclops. Gambit is supposed to be a healer but I have a suspicion that he's going to be more of a "healer" that does truckloads of damage like mantis, Adam, or Ultron
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>>83117387
Is the game any fun for you?
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>>83117341
Your grandparents didn't teach your parents not to mix juice and pee?
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>>83115661
Why don't you go to your own board trannys >>>/lgbt/
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>>83117461
Because it's a blue board, but fucking seriously, why the hell is lgbt even blue? It shouldn't be.
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Yes I'm a gamer, I love playing with my dick
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I'm lonely who tryna save me no? Meow no I'll hurt myself if you don't give me attention?
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>>83117404
Yeah, but I multiclass/swap which not everybody is into doing. Sometimes you'll just end up fighting a team that counters your main no matter what and if you stick to it you can end up frustrated with a string of losses.
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Any people in southern finland looking for a chubby schizophrenic bottom faggot meow
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I really wonder how people just find gay guys in public. Like you can't just walk up to a guy and expect them to like guys too like you walk up to them and expect them to like women. So outside of settings where you already know they are how does that even come up I don't go around telling everyone I meet I'm a faggot that likes other faggots, I don't sound gay, and I don't think I dress it either.
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>>83117764
dating apps quite literally. Plus flirting in public.
You're too homophobic and self hating though
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>>83117341
You can't have everything. It's very immature to fall for these edgy jokes, you're selecting for an idiot at best and a chud at worst.
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>>83117341
>is it too much to want someone else who's a left leaning libertarian that also has a taste for offensive jokes?
That's me, but I'll never have sex with a non-white
sorry not sorry
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I wish I had been less mentally ill when I was 17 to when I was 25, I could be so much happier

Or at least I wish I wasn't assaulted in the army since that probably caused my schizophrenia to get worse. Now I'm too paralyzed and scared to do anything about anything anymore. I want to kill myself but it's pointless too.
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>>83117777
I mean dating apps is an obvious one that's not really in public either, but to be fair it's probably way easier to do it that way which is a shame because those apps just feel artificial. As for flirting in public first I feel myself and many others in this thread would have to actually learn how to flirt in general, at least I'm hoping I'm not the only one here that would have no clue at all what to do. Luckily I'm not homophobic but self-hating you've got me there but it's something I'm trying to work on it's just not the easiest thing to work out completely on your own
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>>83117842
you're so weak you never stood a chance
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>>83117897
>apps feel artificial
But spending years alone trying your luck with anonymous strangers is just natural for you? Give me a break. A man does what he must to get what he wants
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>>83117268
Don't vague post about canada simp like that geez
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>>83117928
Not true I was normal and sociable and could be assertive before I got PTSD and schizophrenia, I could've gotten a bf easily
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>>83117341
wrong statement to the wrong crowd imo
you can't really expect everyone to vibe with you
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>>83117948
Considering we as humans have been doing that for probably as long as we've existed yeah it's unfortunately natural. Don't get me wrong I have full intentions on trying to get on the apps I just don't like that they feel like a necessity but unfortunately a gay man living in a straight man's world has to adapt. I don't think it's wrong to not like the concept of the apps after all they are very predatory
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>>83117272
I'm saying that not to promote casual sex, I'm saying that because self-hating fags will annihilate you if you love them
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Welp, as if I wasn't feeling down enough today I just got the news that one of my twin kittens has been hit by a car. Rip little kitty, hope you're in a better place now
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Living the high life
Stacking cash
Business calls
Never crash
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>>83118100
Yes I agree with that part HOWEVER you an just not interact with them at all? Why have sex with them when you could not subject yourself to it?
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I'm lonely why isn't anyone saving me waa it's so over
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Ate so much chili pepers I'm having a burning asshole evening
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Ate so much chili pepper I'm having a burning asshole evening
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Burning asshole
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>>83117897
>how to flirt
Eye contact. That's basically it. Prolonged eye contact = interest. You look once, but then they look back twice. Game on. Permission to approach and ask for number. It is really that simple.
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>>83118397
are u teh suibaiter
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>>83117972
Nigga humans haven't shitposted anonymously for ages, you are conflating the act of meeting strangers irl with the act of meeting them here, through the mask of anonymity.
>Predatory
So much victimization, you sound like a girl. You're a predator too, not just prey. What's so predatory about dating? Grow up
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>>83118541
Yes yay meow
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>>83118556
The apps are predatory towards their users, this is a stone cold fact. Bootlicker
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>>83117953
>Normal
>Once instance of homoerotic bullying broke him
Yeah, no. I'm sorry normal people have more resilience than that. If all it took to break your spirit was one army bully dry humping you, what hope did you have? None, you were weak as an individual, on the brink of collapse at the slightest trigger. Like cuckbot getting blown apart by being rejected once, you never had any hope, you're just so fucking weak
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>>83118583
Repeated violent assaults in a situation where you can't escape are traumatizing yes
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>>83118572
That's every social media app. How's it predatory?
Do what you gotta do. This predatory bullshit is just an excuse, one of many.
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>>83118599
Google it If you really are unaware
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>>83118595
>Dey humped once
Weak individual standing on the edge, you would be mentally broken by something else eventually, you are too much of a victim, too self pitying
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>>83118616
I was repeatedly overpowered and sexually assaulted on many occasions while others watched and laughed and he bashed my head on the stone floor. Do you really not see how that could be traumatizing to someone who already had mental issues and was brutally bullied?
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>>83118611
So you can't name one way in which the app is predatory but that's still your excuse for being a loner celibate? K then.
It's your life, I don't care. You're the one who will come back crying about how you don't know how to flirt or how you don't have a bf at 30+
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>>83118630
Do you think the app gets its money by working well? Or does it get money from people not finding anyone and getting desperate enough to pay?
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>>83118627
>repeatedly assaulted
Bully dry humped you and not only you failed to defend yourself as the adult you were supposed to be, you got mentally broken like the weak, mentally challenged individual you truly are
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>Grindr isnt predatory akshually
geg, kys
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>>83118647
It wasn't once and physical assault is traumatizing, why are you so adamant in downplaying my experiences? It won't make me less dysfunctional, it's just sadistic.
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>>83118645
The app is a mean to an end. When two people go out to meet each other, the app job is done. The rest is up to you.
You have so many opinions on the worthiness of such dating app, but you never tried them. All you have are misconceptions, prejudices and excuses. You gave up without trying.
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>>83118675
I tried and it's too stressful so I quit
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>>83118650
When someone asks why you are a 30 yo virgin will you blame the apps being predatory or will you admit that you're a little bitch who never tried anything?
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>>83118684
>Quit without going to a single date
It's like saying you tried learning an instrument without playing it ever
Your attempt was mediocre. Tell me, is it more stressful than being a loner and an adult celibate?
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>>83118697
Idk I have no framework to know what it's like to not be lonely since having friends or dating didn't make me less lonely
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>>83118668
Yeah being bullied as a 19 yo is so traumatizing. You were weak, one bully away from going crazy
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>>83118708
Except you didn't really try dating all the way, you gave up at the earliest stages of looking through dating apps. You didn't even know how to flirt. That's not experience speaking.
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>>83118711
I was bullied at school from age seven to age twelve. Why do you feel the need to downplay my experiences so hard?
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>>83118716
I'm not the same person and I didn't find my ex bf through an app but because he was my irl friend
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>>83118721
Because you said you were completely normal up until the army bully broke you?
If you were bullied in childhood, that makes sense trauma wise. Childhood bullying is deeply traumatizing
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>>83118784
No I didn't? Do you think I went to the army at 17, while I was still in high school? Retard.
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this meow guys life is just a joke for /r9gay/
and i am also laughing
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>>83118845
What's so funny about it yay
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>>83118611
It's your life I don't care. That's why I spend 8 hours a day trying to convince you to change your life. Really I do not care. Now watch me reply to you 5 times because I don't care. No, I don't care did you hear what I said?
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>>83118921
Ogey fag



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