reminding you to stay healthyeat wellexercisedont drink alcoholcum once every 72 hours<3
>>83116566Define "staying healthy".
How easy is it to pass and get into nursing school?
>>83116566>dont drink alcoholummm....i just bought a bottle...
>>83116566Do I really have to cum lady nurse
>>83116566>cum once every 72 hoursmake me
>>83116566get Hit by a bus or something f*id
>>83116603do it yourself, we'll watch and clean up at most>>83116624still not sure whats foid>>83116596im so sorry...
>>83116685i wish they actually watched
>>83116566>dont drink alcoholget fucke dniger
>>83116695i had to clean up cum after a patient oncepretty sure he came all over on purpose>>83116708please dont drinkyou can cum once every 72 hoursyou can even smoke some weedjust dont drink
>>83116566>cum once every 72 hoursPazuri from a nurse femanon to stay healthy...
>>83116566>cum once every 72 hoursWhat is the most healthy thing to masturbate to, nurse anon?
Hello, ,ma'am. I slept 13 hours tonight due to depression and I am starting a job soon. I think I need a caretaker or I will go insane. Also post Mikan
>>83116566>>83116756I WILL drinkSo I dont kill myself out of loneliness
>>83116756not abandoning my friend
Why do you want us to cum every 72 hours?
>>83116756he was definitely thinking about you when he came everywhere
>>83116566>woman>told me to not drink4 years sober boutta break it just because of you stupid bitch
>>83116773whatever leaves you energized, not empty>>83116776take care of yourself <3>>83116793swap that drink for a warm tea
I don't know who to be this threadMean derailer shitpost or boring lonely horndog
>>83116834>take care of yourself <3How... when I start working, and its minimum wage production line labour, I'll probably have to sleep 15 hours and drink every day to stay alive and not jump into the machine to be released from life instantly...
>>83116834Tea doesn't do the trick I need alcohol so I get hammered and my mind can go mostly blank for a while and get a bit of reprieve from the stress and anguish or being alone
>>83116566>cum once every 72 hoursBut I need to coom. Can I coom on your nurse tits?
>>83116825>>83116853alcohol is poison, dont do it>>83116847where do you work and how are old you?when did you start feeling so tired?>>83116855only if you did not cum in last 72 hours
>came twice yesterday aloneI'm ngmi doc
Tell us your cup size then all those requests may or may not sound as unreasonable
>>83116868its poison but its less harmful than stress and loneliness.
>>83116566i did a run this morning, ate mackerel with spinach and brocolli afterwards, and about to start jerking
>>83116885next time, i promise!>>83116888alcohol is way worse than stress and lonelinessalways choose stress and loneliness over alcoholyou'll defeat those eventually and get strongerjust dont drink>>83116892have fun!
>>83116868everything is a poison in large enough amounts. people have died from drinking too much water
>>83116868I haven't even started working, they just showed me the production line, and it initself was so stressful that it put my brain in fight or flight mode which is very tiring, so I slept so long. When I worked It wa slike that every single day...>when did you start feeling so tired?I've always been so tired, even during primary school, dunno if there are any more tests I should have done apart from blood, urine, shit. I am diagnosed with depression though and that checks out.
Horny aside, anon is actually speaking factsNo addictive substance is good for you, even in small quantities. This applies to stuff like fast food as well.But anyhoo, yes I would like a nurse paizuri someday. I kind of """loved""" it when I was hospitalized at one because I wouldn't have to worry about impressing anyone and consistently receive female attention, even if it was just to change the vials or whatever you call them in English or to receive meals...
>>83116918alcohol is different, it is pure poisonevery time you drink, you take some irreversible biological damagewhat will it take you to stop drinking?>>83116945what is depression for you?
>>83116967>what will it take you to stop drinking?death
in fact I'm going to work on a way to keep drinking after I die
>>83116967>what will it take you to stop drinking?a girlfriend
>>83116973alcohol will cause death
>>83116967>lack of energy, sleeping 9-12 hours a day>having to force myself out ot the bed, force myself to do anything>whenever doing something, thoughts appear that it is all pointless and I just want to go back to bed>used to have no active interests, though I have fixed that with gardening>suicidal thoughts every day>generally a negative outlook on life and my future, I wish I could go back in time and tell my mom to get an abortion>success doesn't feel good while negative emotions (despair, anxiety, stress) are very strongDo I qualify for the caregiver/nurse gf program?
>>83116967Cute pic OP, I hope you look like that and not any other, less attractive wayHaha... hah...
>>83117005You sound like you need a therapist instead of a nurse
>>83116986so does lotsa other things. death is inevitable and nothing to be afraid of
>>83116982how can you be so sure?>>83117005im a bit too tired myself, if it was up to me id love for you have a state mandated cute caregiver/nurse gf!>>83117007people who talk about healtheating wellexercisingnot drinking alcoholare generally cuteyou are what you eat <3>>83117012shouldn't you do things that are hard?death sounds easy, why rush it?
So is this a horny thread or a therapy thread with horny pictures?
Why would a 25 year old nurse take time out of their day to not only post on 4chan, but on r9k specifically? Sharing lewd pictures relating to their profession? ...this just sounds like a larp. I could maybe see it on reddit.
>>83117048can it be both?>>83117060i like to help people, like you!
>>83117068It would feel kind of weird to be horny in the middle of all these guys talking about basically being on suicide watch...
>>83117040>how can you be so sure?i can't think of a reason why i'd need to drink if i had a girlfriend
>>83117074why would that be weird?its important to be healthy
>>83117040I do plenty of hard things and it's likely one of those will get me before alcohol does, especially since I don't drink enough to shit up my liver permanently. tho considering all of the shit I've done I have to question what the hell will finally get me
>>83117085Well, how would you help a horny patient if at all?
>>83117060>Why would a 25 year old nurse take time out of their day to not only post on 4chan, but on r9k specifically?It's a male nurse. We have a few doctors also posting regularly on r9k and several med students.
>>83117094what are you doing thats so intense?>>83117098what troubles you?
>>83117138Just an average morning woodThat said I came 2 days ago so not sure I can be helped...
>>83117011I am in queue for state-payed therapy (queue time- 2 years)>>83117040>im a bit too tired myselfOf course you are, I bet you're working more than 40 hours a week! Nurses are very busy
>>83116566You guys took my foreskin..
>>83117181They... hurt you...
>>83117181>>83117202sorry for taking your foreskinmost american girls like guys without foreskinsif you have complains take it out with your parents
>>83117181Can i get a nurse gf as a foreskin haver, or will her diabolical habits awaken and one night I wake up to her holding a knife to my penis and circumcising me?
>>83117216>picrelHot, more nurses should be sexual bullies...
>>83117222>>83117224you only need 1 of those
>>83117248I- whatWhy did op suddenly become evil
Hey, i've had this fetish since before this thread! Especially if she's controling and I am her guinea pig.
I wish a nurse would help get rid of my morning wood for me
>>83117258thats my payment for giving you councillook, good as newsleep well and stay healthy <3im going to sleep now been a long day
>>83117216I'm EU so most think it's weird, they kinda act like this >>83117202they think it's sad and a little funny. I want more than an apology! >>83117222Privileged foreskin haver you don't deserve a nurse gf on top of that!
>>83117287I actually had phimosis for the first decade of my life, partly because of parental neglect. I had to fix it myself, with some suffering, by stretching the skin during hot baths. I am still unnaturally sensitive, I was scared for many years that I would no be able to get blowjobs or penetrate a woman because of the sensitivity.Actually, that IS something for a nurse to fix! That's a health problem!
ah, this again. could you please explain to me why i should or shouldn't cum. what, am i gonna die if i don't strictly cum every 3 days?
is it ok if i cum more than once every 72 hours?
>>83117319It's around that time your body begins reabsorbing semen and it stops building up. No massive cumhots :(
>>83117384That's so fucking lame, imagine if boys could store up for weeks, even months, and their balls would just grow and get more full and they would get hornier and desperate. We need to develop drugs/operations that stop semen reabsorbtion.
>>83117406This. Imagine filling a foid's womb full of semen, like in the hentais. I want to overflow her pussy with my baby juices.
reminder that OP is a greasy mtf tranny
>>83117415Yes, that's part of it, you could then fuck her longer and harder, and the other part is being teased for a month beforehand while waiting for her risky day. See it as a pro-fertility program.
>>83117384so is it only because of massive cumshots or whatever??? i literally do not care please tell me theres annactual reason im curious about this
>>83117422>greasy mtf trannyTrue, it became painfully obvious when every single post was accompanied by some gooner anime art.It's funny how those freaks can't cope with just talking to each other on /lgbt/, they just HAVE to shut up straight spaces as well, it's probably the only feminine thing about trannies.
can I cum TWICE every 3 days?
I had a burst ulcer a few years ago and i kind liked the post OPSure it hurt alot but the nurses were super nice and i liked being taken care of
>>83117310how'd you fix it? i've only had sex a couple times, and insertion forces by foreskin all the way back, and it's very painful. i can pull it back in the shower, while flaccid, but erect it feels like it could split open and any moment
>>83117406Sperm are not stored in the testicles, they're stored in the epididymis. If you inhibited reabsorption and your epididymis grew, it woud probably look like a massive cancer and it would be extremely painful (for you).
I can cum but no sperm ever comes out. Anyone know why?
>>83117480You're a tranny on HRT?
>>83117485Ding ding ding, a fast winner.
>>83117467isn't that basically an "um actually" kind of distinction. i suppose it depends on how one defines "balls", while it's not stored in the testicles themselves, it's stored next to them, still within the confines of the scrotum, so what difference does it really make?
>>83117480>>83117491Is it true that dry orgasms feel better?
>>83117464Maybe yours is much worse? I just pulled it, each time I forced it a bit more down until I got it all the way. What's worse is that it made everything underneath EXTREMELY sensitive, like even cold air would hurt, let alone touching it with my fingertip. So I tried touching it- juuust a bit every time I masturbated, even through my pants while sitting alone in my room. I am still sensitive but I think it's okay unless a girl tries to uses her teeth lol.>>83117480Anon you have to go to the doctor RIGHT NOW, it could be anything from prostate cancer to Klinefelter to god-knows-what>>83117467Okay, we need to start storing sperm in the balls then.
>>83117216this is so fucking hot goddang
>>83117480All the time or after jerking off 3 times? Your tank gets empty, bro
>>83117480How do you cum without sperm? How would you even know? Are you having your cum analyzed? Or do you mean you can't shoot loads at all?
>>83117524Your tank empties on just 3?My cum turns clear after like 5 or 6, but I'm not empty until I hit the teens.
Is it true that nurses are turbosluts? (Serious question)
>>83117525Can't shoot.>>83117524I barely jerk off.>>83117508Please stop pretending you care.
>>83117525sperm and semen aren the same thing, he's probably cumming only semen, which is very clear, less white parts
>>83117534Yes. They work horrid hours where they look primarily at unwell and thus fairly ugly people, so they are intensely horny and have lower standards on top of it
>>83117531I jerk off everyday since I was 11. I'm 23 now. I'm a certified coomer.
>>83117554>Please stop pretending you care.you first. you're taking chemical castration drugs. don't act surprised
>>83117554>I barley jerk offUhhhh thats not good
>>83117508>I tried touching it- juuust a bit every time I masturbated, even through my pantsoh fuck that. i'm not letting anything dry touch my glans
>>83117570Me too, your hormones are fucked up.
>>83117587Fuckkk. Do you think its because of my depression? I don't take any meds.
>>83117583To fight sensitivity, you can touch it through the skin. squeeze it until it hurts.
>>83117592Do you workout at all?I used to pretty much have clear cum all the time cause I jerk off every single day, but ever since I've started working out my cum doesn't turn clear until I'm a handful in.You can literally just to body weight squats until it burns in order to up your testosterone.
>>83117600why would i want it to be less sensitive? the sensitivity of my glands isn't a problem, because i have a foreskin
>>83117601No. I rarely work out. When I do though I get pretty horny and I jerk off.
>>83117606>why would i want it to be less sensitive?I did it cause i realized it would hurt if a girl so much as touched it with her tongue.
>>83117613hm, i haven't had that opportunity, so can't say if that's the case for me
>Troon>Obsessed with mutilation At least you're self conscious I guess
I'm a medical student and I think (almost) all nurses are whores.>>83117534The young sweet ones and the older married ones are typically good people who got into the medical profession for the right reasons, the rest are bitter single mothers or vulgar whores. Stacy nurse gossip talk is the female equivalent of the type of conversation you'd expect in a USMC barracks, disgusting to hear.
>>83117138just dumbass adventures /out/side. eventually I'm going to push my luck too far and get rekt. like recently I was doing a mountain descent on a bicycle and missed a pothole by a couple of inches while going 65mph. woulda died if I hit it. kinda interesting how time slows down and you see every little detail when you're about to eat shit
>>83117811I don't hate whores as long as they are nice to me and pleasant to be around. I prefer them actually they might let me cop a feel now and then
>>83116566I have broken basically all of these..Also can you SA me while Im knocked out by general anesthetic, pwetty pwease?
You guys are fucking retarded OP said he went to sleep hours ago
