Bamboozle! edition
My neighbour put their Christmas tree up last week.... wtf is wrong with people
Spaffed just nowI fink X
>>83133042Not right. Should be at LEAST 30th of November.
Just woke up from a nightmare that I had a pool ball stuck in my mouth and I couldn't remove it. I keep have to telling myself that I don't have a pool ball lodged in my skull.
aye the 1979 original cast recording mogs the fuck out of the Johnny Depp one. actual singers, singing musically in a musical.Angela Lansbury > Helena Bonham Carter (deal w/ it)
>>83133174can you be absolutely sure that you dont have a pool ball lodged in your skull?
I wonder if girls like this would ever work in a warehouse. I expect they would probably kill themselves if they had to do real work.
>>83133279More than likely a AI generated image you Turkish mong.
>>83133290Could be but pretty girls do exist in great numbers. It's quite depressing to think many girls get to leech off their boyfriends and only do fun 'work'.
staying malted tonight oh aye x
I bet R is on birth control. They all seem to be these days.
>>83133216Well obviously I don't but sometimes it feels like it's there
>>83133279when was last time you did real work
>>83133279Attractive men don't end up working in a warehouse either.
>>83133417is it really obvious lad? have you ever seen inside your own skull?
>>83133427I don't work because I don't want to do boring work that women would never do. I'd much rather be on mental health disability benefits and play video games.
turks charged me 13 bong for a haircut last week, theres money if you want it lad...just saying
Just woke up at 3am to say fuck Sean lol. Okay night lads.
Fuck Ofcom foids.
>>83133452>I'd much rather be on mental health disability benefits and play video games.Same,and people call us mongs for some reason. I can only assume it's jealousy.
>>83133279Yep, that's our lot in life it shit x
>>83133452>I don't work bec-Ok yeah that's what I thought thx
>>83133473Well yeah...it makes sense for mental health not to work. I know I won't have a good life by working. I'll never have sex, never travel and never enjoy life anyway. I wouldn't be able to afford it. I'll just be working to pay for car/fuel and rent to go back to work. That's not for me. By working that's me saying to the system "this is a good system and I support being exploited."
me mental elth ;_;
Wagies think taking away benefits will make people like me work. Nope. I would rather be homeless and just go to prison.
>>83133459Wow fudging hell I jst thought before I go to bed I wanted to get my hair appmnt with the hair lassie I jst booked it Like literal seconds before i went on here nd saw this Like I closed the hair tab i was on went on here, the old fred then opened this new fred nd saw you said this a few mins ago than when I opened the fred (3.21am) nd you said this thars so crazy Isn't it interesting how the tapestry of life unfolds. Nd she's the 1 that told me before Everything happens for a reason.
my doors close inwards didnt you did you know didnt you did you know my doors close inwards
>>83133534youll get bummed in prison
Wew ayes thats given me tingles Perfect end to the day
Night night neways
Nuke ZANU-Labour
>>83133553I'll cost them more by being in prison.
>anon getting a train ran on his arse by the prison muslim brotherhood"well...at least im costing the government more money this way"lel
Attractive men don't end up homeless in prison getting raped by muslim gangs
>>83133610its upto you weather or not they rape you, its easy enough to just say yes lad, dont forget that
If I were gay, I'd have sex by now.
Those Turkish ice cream pranksters except it's a pair of shoes on the end of the stick instead of an ice cream cone
Naga hates women younger and whiter than her. She doesn't even like ice cream. Nasty sterilised bully isn't she?https://youtu.be/5QU_hxzN8qo
>>83133692I am British lad. I don't have shoes and it's nearly 4 am.
Let's move /britfeel/ to /bant/ for a couple of days
You will get nowhere romantically by working. May as well not work and enjoy free time. You most likely hate getting up and enduring work. Don't lie to yourself. No one wants to work deep down.
i got girl jeans by accident there is no space for my junk.
>>83133818I met my wife atm work desu
>>83133749Looks like a dyke monkey
>>83133541is this the same hair lassie
>>83133904...And then the wagie woke up, alarm blaring, dreadful with the prospect of another cold morning commute to his place of slavery where no one sees or recognises him
>tiktok.com/@soratop11/video/7570984357830118686That fucking orange cat at the end gets me erry tiem
>Grokington, is this real?
>>83134190100% real. I remember playing this in the summer of 1996, when you save 120 children you unlock the cutscene where trump gives bill Clinton a blowjob.
if the gov keeps banning porn will they ban asmr because i can jerk to it?
>>83134400It will still be available in turkey mate don't worry your little spacker self.
>>83134413i'm just wondering how far they will go, what do they consider to be "pornographic"? there's some stuff that's basically impossible to restrict
me? I'm off to work now. x
>zerohedge.com/political/stunning-reversal-trump-now-supports-gop-release-epstein-filesWhat a complete ZOG shitshow, oh my
>>83134552>greentexting a link mongshow more like
"using JavaScripts to turn off-4chan URLs into clickable links"haha check out this newbie baby
THERE WAS A BARBER AND HIS WIFECAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS?
Morning ladsMade it 30 days without porn, quite proud of that
Can't believe Ruth had her motor stolen. So that's why she couldn't drive anywhere.
>>83135008bit racist, this
Cannot be arsed with much of anything anymore for today
>>83134400It's not meant to be sexual lad. I don't think they intend it to be sexual. That's just your dirty mind.
>>83135095same. want to sleep but i have to wait 20 mins in order to procure my special medication.might just stay awake. THAT'S how little i can be bothered.
Already 10.30 in Ankara
>>83135105the term was coined as a joke term for orgasm. if some people have found some extra non-sexual benefit to itt, fine, but that's like saying prostitutes aren't sexual, sometimes yous have a lovely chat.
anyway for me it's about quality content. remember those reply girls on YouTube, when it had video responses? ASMR is just that, for the next generation.
>>83135122Never been there. Maybe my turk lass enjoys visiting there every few years.
If she were with me I'd have been a night owl and chased them criminal car thieves away.
Me and her could've been a good couple. It's a shame she thinks I'm so mental creep now.
>>83135122eh? are you there?
Women are given comfy jobs because they don't want men in those fields. They know women will never do actual jobs and that worries the billionaires.
>>83135203nah it's because the job market is fucked and standards have dropped. software engineering is definitely a "skilled" job, but they'll hire four or five semi-skilled milk and women now, rather than one skilled man.
>>83135203It's genuinely crazy that on top of every advantage women have, they also now get easy high paid jobs involving very little actual work.
>>83135147Explain why you won't post your flag on /int/?
>Transaction successfully sent!o aye. that's me off to bed. night night, /britfeel/
>>83135218Nah it's definitely a thing to keep men dumb and in shit jobs. It's those jobs that keep society from going under.>>83135225What else can they do, though? You never see women building homes or doing plumbing courses. It's always something fun but holds not real value in the real world.
>>83135226I don't really post on other boards. Maybe /g/ sometimes.
>>83135237Nonce or druggie?
why do we never see ROBOTS building homes or doing plumbing? (as in, automatons, not /r9k/)all the necessary technology is there, they just aren't doing it.
>>83134942What's the point in that? No woman will ever let you have sex with them. Porn is the only thing you'll have.
>>83135260Men need some purpose and women won't fuck men if they aren't employed. If they take them jobs away, men will riot and harm women.
>>83135252But you COULD post on other boards to prove you have a british flag, right? Why won't you?
>Trump partied with Epstein for at least 20 years (late 80s - 2007)>He was a frequent guest at Epsteins Palm Beach and New York residences where most of the abuse is confirmed to have taken place> in 1993 Trump had George Houraney fly in 28 girls competing in "Dream Calendar Girl" for a private party at Mar-A-Lago with only male attendants being Epstein and Trump>Houraney was aware at the time that Epstein was a pedo and talked to Trump about it>Epstein introduced his victim "Jane" age 14 to Trump in the mid 1990s>Trump confirmed on the record that he knew that Epstein was a pedo in a 2002 New Yorker piece ("it is said he likes beautiful girls as much as I do, and on the younger side. He's a great guy, a lot of fun to be with")>in addition to Epstein, Trump also partied and partnered with another pedophile in the 90s - John Casablancas, CEO of "ELITE modelling agency">Trump and Casablancas threw parties on Yachts with 14 year olds and middle aged businessmen>the parties had alcohol and a dancefloor where the old rich guys danced with the underage girls>the underage girls also had to catwalk down the stairs of the yacht and then do a private dance in front of Trump and Casablancas who were seated at the bottom of the stairs>Victoria Guiffres (Epstein #1 accuser, who started all this) dad was the maintenance manager of Mar-A-LagoThis is just the stuff that's publicly documented. You'd have to be insane to deny that Trump was at the very least involved in passing 14 year olds around to his business pals, but most likely raping them himself too.
>>83135008was it the BYD Dolphin or her bang bus that got stolen?
Phwoarrr just woke up and wifeberg dropped me a text after she'd already left for work:>do you remember wildly fingering me at night? I loved itI don't remember but I'm gonna have a wank to it reet na am i not
>>83135340Every man secretly wishes this shit was just the norm to be honest.
>>83135355Probably one of them keyless BYD cars. I'm sure daddy bought her new one.
>>83135340If there was anything in those docs of any interest whatsoever why didn't democrats and democrat media release them before Trump's re-election?>V8SPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAPpQC-3EyELol at the anthropic jew CEO always doing this semi-constipated expression
>>83135365I dont want to rape 14 yr olds desu
>>83135272actually true, and i say this as a NEET. i would like a robot-driven sci-fi utopia, but there's a huge problem that would needs to be solved there. women are better at staying comfy with social/leisure activities. men will get violent.
>HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA 11/16/25(Sun)22:14:42 No.83130588 Not great. Got 4 for 90 but only enjoyed the first two wags. The other 2 I felt awful and just wanted the sesh to be over. That's my last of 2025.KEK he plans to go back on the bags in January 2026
Not feeling good, lads. Weird pain down my side and near my chest and back. Feeling a bit like last year when muh lung collapsed, but got a neurology appointment at 10:30. This is fucked, might have to go to A+E after the neurology appointment.
>>83135417I played 118 hours of Cyberpunk in the last two weeks I think I'll be alright
>>8313542914/12/2025 will be a wag day
>>83135429Lol lmao howling
>>83135417Yeah men will be without sex. They'll have no job, women wont' see any benefit of having sex with them. These men will have to be given a lot of vidya and other distractions to keep them sane.
>>83135474Would you describe Ruthmong as "sane"?
>>83135484He is kept sane by having a somewhat comfortable neet life.
Wonder what she is up to these days with her much older boyfriend.
I wonder how she makes a living. All she seems to do is bang on about books and make asmr. I expect her boyfriend earns a lot more.
>>83135437games are a weird one because they do placate men, like some opium of the 21st century.but gamers forget not everyone in the world is into games. when did you last go to see a play?
>>83135552She looks like a cancer patient
>>83135434Sounds like a mini heart attack. Get yourself there now. Make sure to say all the right keywords on the phone to make them show up on a category 1.
>>83135567I thought that last year, and it turned out it was a collapsed lung.
>>83135565Odd you say that. She actually does get triggered by cancer themes in her books. Maybe she is on chemo or something. Very thin hair and sickly thin.
Ruthmong you are no longer allowed to post here until you prove you're a brit. Fuck off.
>>83135340With the release of Epstein's emails, we found out that:>Epstein hated Trump>Didn't trust him>They weren't friends>The NYT directly worked with Epstein to suppress stories about him.>After Bradley Edwards (the lawyer for the accusers) said that Trump was the only individual to cooperate and help, Epstein said Trump didn't have "one decent cell in his body.">This was all so compelling that the democrats faked the redaction of a supposed victim's name>The name they blocked was Virginia Giuffre, who publicly testified that Trump was innocent>Oh, and also, Russiagate was confirmed a hoax, just like was always said lol the fact that this shit was in there too was hilariousGuess Carl Schmitt was right eh?
Ok, pain has stopped now. Executive decision time... Neurology appointment is priority today.
>>83135717What kind of healthcare system do you think we have where you can simply choose to attend an appointment on the day, much less specifically a neurology appointment? It's like adverts/advice slips that say things like 'if you symptoms worse, contact your endocrinologist...' my endocrinologist? MY endocrinologist? Sure mate, yeah let me just get MY personal secretary to book the appointment and have MY butler pull MY Lamborghini round.
>>83135732Or, I could have already had a neurology appointment booked for today, and will be attending that appointment instead of dealing with this weird pain (it's back).
You know what's fucking weird? She looks just like the female that interviewed me under caution.
People always rag on China for buildings/bridges collapsing, but to be fair when was the last time a bridge was actually even built in this country?
That fucking bitch tried to get me to admit guilt like I was some criminal. Cunt was fucking useless.
i am regularly outside at night and have never been stopped by the police
>>83135792Good for you, I am too and have been several times. Just because your personal anecdote is what it is doesn't invalidate mine.
Is she the cutest one? I reckon blondie in the middle would get the most attention from men. Maybe she could do asmr too.
>>83135754https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gull_Wing_Bridge
>>83135802Are you the guy from Turkey without shoes?
>>83135754Sunderland just got a new bridge last month
>>83135803I recognize these girls
>>83135803Proper british roses that
>go up to police officers and film their private cars for your mentally ill youtube police hating audienceWhat's the issue here? Why are these menopausal women so concerned? Got offended by the word 'lady'. Feminist clown world innit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XrlVciOgJo
>>83133534you're not on benefits though are you, little turk lad. you've said it yourself.
Ruthmong pumping out all his dire gimmicks this morning
>>83135851I bet they've all got attractive boyfriends that work out. You never see an out of shape man with a thin woman in public.>>83135839Every book club and event probably attracts the mid bookworm girls.
>>83135811>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gull_Wing_Bridge>planning off and on since the 70s, plans only 'finalised' a decade ago>original cost 94 million(!), but since ballooned into 148 million(!!)>for a 340 metre slab of concrete with absolutely retarded swept wings on it>>83135824>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keel_Crossing>six and a half years from plan to opening>31 million quid>for little more than a 250 metre raised foot path ugly as fuck concrete slab yet againJust fucking embarrassing.
>>83135905How many bridges have you built lately, retard?
>>83135851I love a British rose with a ThinkPad. Maybe she works in a very important role for society. Very good for GNU/Linux them things.
Shagged my wife like an absolute stallion last night lads. Like a real proper shagging, left her wobbly-legged. Burned so many calories I'm starving this morning.
>>83135909A few but I don't like to brag (it makes the NEETs seethe)
Yeah I'm convinced this is the bitch that tried to take me down. I never forget a face.
>>83135362>Phwoarrr just woke up and wifeberg dropped me a text after she'd already left for work:proof?
>>83135803Notice the obese one is always at the end in these photos. Why is that?
smelly NEETs complaining about the state of this country will contributing absolutey nothing to society
Next thread on /bant/ then?
>>83135952Yes please so we can finally get rid of Ruthmong
>>83135950>smelly NEETs complaining about the state of this country will contributing absolutey nothing to societybut are they wrong?
>>83135950Why would I fucking work? I don't get a drop of pussy. Women seem to think it's fine some men get no sex at all. Well, it's absolutely fine I don't work then isn't it? Women are the biggest scroungers (single mums, longer lifespans). I will never work again.
No pussy no work. I think that's entirely fair. Don't you? Why should men work and not have their sexual needs met? Sex is literally life.
really tired, will have to take a nap soon
I once saw a recitation of the Sermon on the Mount. Very impressive not gonna lie, but it struck me just how bad it is as an actual sermon. It makes no sense, has no coherent through-line, it flounders on irrelevant nonsense for ages. It's a very disjointed series of aphorisms.
Big cities like Istanbul can be overwhelming for sensitive autists.
>>83136185My favourite line in that is when Jesus says that marrying a divorced woman is adultery lmao.
>>83135008>20k for a SDR I dont think so
Our entire company is moving everything to Sharepoint at midnight tonight and I have no clue how any of it works or even how to access it. I never attended any of the courses. Fuck me, such a ballache.
>>83136256Go full NEET mode my lad. Why should you work when you can't get pussy?
>>83136256It's just a shared drive on a websiteIf the old system sucked then so will this
Starting the termination process in workday now
>>83136266Yeah but I have no clue how to even log in or whatever. Do I have to download a bit of software? Can I access it online? What is my username/password? Just cannot be fucked with corporate rigmarole.
>>83136278Yeah it's online, and if your IT department is any good it will just be your windows login to access itIt's not scary, you'll figure it out in a minute
Freezing in the house, but can't blast the heating because the wifeberg will go ballistic. I don't have a space heater. Currently in a jacket, wearing fingerless gloves (still need to type) and keeping hot cuppas on tap xWhat other ways can I stay warm lads?
>>83136295Have some ice on the surface of the pond today.White lad winter is officially here.To keep warm: I put the radiator up only in the room I'm in, and have other radiators turned down so they just keep it above about 14C in the rest of the house.
British houses are poorly isolated
>>83136279Just fucking hate working and companies and corporate culture and e-learning and shit it's all so fucking mind-numbing and bollocks. Wish I could NEET but I just can't.
>>83136312Do you mean insulated, lad?Because by most standards they're actually really quite well-insulated, it's just that you can only insulate a residential building so much without some kind of additional heating mechanism before you start to feel the cold.
>>83136317I don't in the UK and I don't own a house
https://bills.parliament.uk/publications/63272/documents/7253All sentences under 12 months will, by default, become suspended sentences. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>83136312My house is very well insulated, it's a newer build.Britain has very old housing stock, so Victorian and houses built in the 50s and before did not have things like cavity wall insulation, loft insulation, double glazing, etc.
>>83136328They're slowly legalising crime. Except for hurty words on the internet, those still get long custodial sentences, but theft, rape and murder? It's fine, come from Africa and do whatever you like to us.
>>83136328>makes crime legal
Pinched nerve in my left elbow
Anything. ANYTHING, except actually just putting criminals in prison or hanging the worst/most violent.
Short sentences under 12 months account for approximately 60% of custodial sentences, which is around 49,000 people a year. Coooorrrrr, the UK is gonna have 49,000 more habitual petty criminals sauntering around the streets all year round (their housing and expenses paid for by taxpayers ofc, these aren't people working a 9-5).
>>83136295Worth getting one of them electric blankets, only like 15 quid and you can sit under them quite nicely. We're the opposite where wife always wants the heating on and I don't think it's a good idea, so I got her one and every time she complains about being cold I make her go and get that. This happens every day.
>>83136350Anything. ANYTHING, except actually working
Mumberg is too fat so barely has the heating on. Freezing my bollocks off here but I'm NEET and pay no bills. Can't really complain.
>>83136359Do harsh sentences reduce crime?
Keep in mind that only 7% of convictions result in custodial sentences anyway. The stats are absurd. The following are the custodial rates for people CONVICTED of:>robbery - 54%>grevious bodily harm - 43.7%>sexual assault - 37.5%>possession of a knife in public (with intent to use/gang affiliation) - 31%>exposure/voyeurism - 30%>fraud - 28.4%>possession of indecent images of children - 17.3%Average sentence for knife possession is 7.5 months so it's about to become more or less totally legal to wander around town with carrying knives and gang members will adapt accordingly. Stabbings will uptick as a result.>>83136373Yes. If you lock up criminals they are not free to commit crimes.
>>83136373Criminals being on the streets instead of in prison increases crime.People not being punished for committing crimes makes people more willing to commit crimes.For example: the shoplifting problems we have now, nobody stops them any more and people know that they can just walk into a shop, take stuff, walk out, and the staff and security guards will watch. Nobody calls the police because the police won't even come unless the theft is over a certain amount.
Give me pussy and I'll apply for jobs (if that's even possible these days)..
Don't you lads think it's about time you started thinking about lunch? I'll be having a jacket potato, I MIGHT put baked beans on it or I might just have it cheesy. Think I also could have some tuna kicking about so that's an option too. I will, of course, update you once I've come to a conclusion.
>>83136373Think of the following hypothetical, lad. You have two large, identical populations, A and B. They have typical criminality distributions (the most prolific approx 5-10% of criminals commit approx 50% of all crimes, so-called 'superoffenders').One day you decide to take all the superoffenders from population A and lock them in prison for ten years. You do not do the same for population B.Over the next ten years, how will the overall crime rates for population A compare to population B? Will they increase, remain the same or decrease?
Knife crime was de facto legalised (by not doing stop and search and not prosecuting anyone because of muh racism) and now we have a knife crime problem.
>>83136400There is a saying in german: "erst die arbeit dann das vergnuegen."
>>83136392>>83136394>>83136426The answer is no you mongs. There have been countless studies.
>>83136433Also: Arbeit macht frei.
>>83136438>studies suggestlol. Female academics lying to avoid hurting people's feelings and maintain a consensus with other women. We have the real data from witnessing crime get worse after stopping prosecuting criminals.
>>83136443You sound like an incel lol
>>83136438Lad I can't even comprehend being as detached from reality as you are. If someone is committing multiple crimes a week/month and has been for years and then you put them in prison for a decade, they're not out committing crimes in the street. Some other criminal doesn't realise there's one less around and decide to pic up the slack and commit more crimes.
>>83136446you sound like a feminist lol
>>83136448El Salvador locked up all the criminal gangs with harsh sentences and the crime rate plummeted. That person is living in a feelings over fact delusion.
I'm so bunged up with a stinking head cold and banging headache I'm literally too ill to sleep, I've been up all night. Can barely breathe, nostrils are like taps, head kills, can't settle. I shoved tissues up my nose so the running doesn't keep me up but they are soaking wet within minutes (tmi I know). Sipping some leftover vodka with water and watching youtube until I pass out. I hate this time of year.
You can just surround cities with the army and go house to house arresting >a million people and executing tens of thousands of criminals. You can just do this (assuming you aren't a third world country with zero state capacity).
SSM went mental and uploaffed about 30 old videos. He must be trying to drown out some anti-SSM video sonewhere
Mess with zombie :^)
I'm done with that Russian cunt escort.Genuinely can't even be bothered to say she doesn't want to see me again when I literally said to her to just tell me if she doesn't want to see me again.Absolute cunt, hope she gets an STD.
>>83136467NUH UH THEY'RE LYING OR SOMETHING NOPE SORRY NUH UH DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT YOU CAN'T JUST LOCK UP CRIMINALS TO STOP CRIME BECAUSE CRIME IS SOME KIND OF MAGICAL FORCE OF NATURE IT'S LIKE A DEMON THAT INFESTS PEOPLE AND JUST MAKES THEM DO BAD THINGS WHICH IS WHY WE CAN'T PUNISH CRIMINALS AND WHY MINORITIES HAVE HIGHER RATES OF CRIME THAN WHITES IT'S NOT ANY KIND OF CULTURAL/GENETIC PHENOMENON!!!
Curious how murder is an objectively worse crime than rape, yet you can make murder jokes in polite company but you can't make rape jokes. Why?
Why do people in this general get so triggered about NEETs? Not all of us want to slave our lives away for no pussy and no reward.No one here is making six figures, you're mostly all wageslaves with less disposable income than the average NEETchad on benefits.
>>83136493Because wahmen most affected, can't hurt the fee-fees
>>83136498>No one here is making six figuresI am
>>83136498>materialism on the wagie side>asceticism on the NEET sideHuh? Wagies often make entirely non-material arguments for waging and NEETs are all about muh new vidya, new phone, new laptop etc. Not to mention that NEETs are the near opposite of ascetic - they constantly indulge in earthly desires, wanking all the time, getting pissed up, wrugs and wooze and so on.
>>83136493This is quite simple lad, there's a chance that a person in that polite company has been raped but very unlikely anyone sitting in the room with you has been murdered. Similarly, don't think you'd be making murder jokes if one of your friends had had their brother murdered, it wouldn't be nice. You'd be likely to know about that, but you wouldn't be likely to know if the person in the room, or a close friend or family member, had been raped. It's just being polite, kind people don't make jokes about things that can remind someone of horrendous trauma. Thinking otherwise is just edgy teenager behaviour. Hope this clears it up for you.
>>83136519So your unironic view on it is that you need to be cautious and assume that at any given time at least one person you're in a room with has been raped? That's just mental though lad.
>>83136519Only because most women consider changing their mind years or decades later counts as rape.
Morning de lats, I said good morning de lats! On me woffee, aren't I? Course I bloodeh am. Yoghurt biscuits from Lidl too. Smelly Sikh on Homes Under the Hammer today. His wife looks like a man, LMAO! Got Wes Craven's Deadly Friend from Arrow arriving today. Lovely pre-order! Corrrrrr!
>>83136493murder can be justified (e.g. self defence) whereas the only reason anyone rapes is for their own self pleasure
>>83136524No lad that's not it at all, I'm suggesting that it's not actually funny, and hurting someone's feelings for a joke that isn't funny doesn't benefit anyone. I've got a mate who's stepdad punched and strangled him and then loudly raped his mum in the room next door. This guy is fucked up over it understandably, most people don't know about it but he had a drunk meltdown one night and told me. Is it worth bringing that up for someone, who's doing their best to move passed something like that, so you can say "lol I raped your mum"? I don't think so, and I'd be pretty pissed off on his behalf if someone did say it to him. I'm not saying it's impossible for a joke about rape to be funny, but I think probably 99% of the time they aren't really, so the potential cost to benefit ratio just isn't worth it.
>>83136556What about rape in self-defence?
Shippy drives a van for minimum wage. Women aren't interested in him.
>>83136564What do you do for a living spam lad?
>>83136556Self-defence isn't murder by definition.
>>83136564thicc bacc from hunching over the weight of mental troubles
>>83136564>Shippy drives a vanUntrue>for minimum wage. Untrue>Women aren't interested in him.Mostly true
>>83136574Top rate PIP.
dvdmong is awake abandon thread
>>83136589A dosser. Got it.
>>83136564>Shippy drives a van for minimum wage. Women aren't interested in him.fascinating
>>83136595No you don't understand lad. It's top rate. Tippy top rate.
Back from neurology, I feel lived.Did not say what I wanted, sort of turned down any treatment as it leaves you open to infection.Body is still aching, but fuck it, might be a way out, and natural, no an hero. Let's go. Pregab time soon, fuck this shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QIC2wS7R8
>>83136400Why would a woman shag you in exchange for you applying for a shit job? The only woman in the world who cares if you do that or not is your mum. Do you want her to give you pussy?
Shippy shop rate ship
>>83136584What's his job and how much does he earn?
>>83136612>livedLivid. Stupid cunt.
>>83136640He delivers cars for a chain of Tesla dealerships. Think he's on about 30k.
>>83136589>>83136607Always wondered what top rate is, I get 558 quid but that's for top rate daily living and lower mobility. Top rate for both must be in the 700-800 bracket no?
>>83136677That's top rate for both yeah, about 800. But there's also a secretive "tippy top" rate that is much higher.
Blad is on tippy top rate PIP for autism
Thinking I might get higher rate PIP upon review due to my transfer to UC and having the health element. Corrrr!
>>83136697Not had a B towers update in ages. Wonder if his promiscuous mother is still sleeping with unemployed men from Facebook Marketplace.
>tfw can't get bennies because the wife earns too much moneyyou lads don't know you're born
>>83136684>"tippy top" rate that is much higher.ooooh how elusive. I qualified for the mobility cause mumberg told dwp about the time I got lost on a train platform and ended up in wales lol. Mskes me wonder what 'tism stories get the top rate, guess my assessor was a tight bast.
Mad to think you can get top rate PIP plus UC plus housing benefit all for having anxiety. System is broken
Fuck me it's cold out today de lats.
Wonder what Sean's doing literally right this second.
>>83136741and people like Sean fake it autism. Autism should be given in only 1 out of every 100 cases
>>83136759Something something IRA interrogation.
>>83136741Plus a free BMW from wotability x
Lol wagies lost.
>>83136741>400 quid uc>558 quid PiP>No tax>Couples flat, rent is free>Half price full fibreAutismmaxxing and its lush.
>>83136697>>83136717Thought he was a nonce nest character?
Need to start preparing for the next escort I see lads. Due on the 30th. Need some advice.I've got to approach this differently to the Russian one. This one is British at least, similar age to me, which might be better as the Russian was a few years younger and was maybe a bit immature, should also avoid communication issues.I doubt I'll be able to get hard the first time so I have to somehow get to the point where I can return for a 2nd try.I'm thinking.1. Tell her at the start or the day before that I'm very inexperienced and want to take it slow.2. Don't explicitly say I'm a virgin unless she asks.3. Look at her profile and chat about things she says she likes.Any other suggestions? I really want this to go well.
>>83136782>Half price full fibreKek I got that from Sky just by telling them I'm on UC. They didn't even ask for proof.
>run escort_gimmick.exe
Cooorrrrr, and I mean cooorrrrrr, lads. What a world!
>>83136787a fat unemployed man on bennies? the nonce nest writing team need firing if hes a character
>>83136759Felling rough af him. Staying off the wooze and wrugs for awhile.I am wrong in thinking it might be better for him if he didn't share the details of his addiction here? I would feel even more hopeless if I was constantly saying I'm going to do better whilst never doing or even trying to do better. Shameful things should be hidden, not broadcast.
>>83136477Might be this one, he's in bed with a mentally ill teenager taking advantage of her https://youtu.be/J0M7zWl1pp8?si=p7t3lSdNzmkevEeB
>>83136798Me paying for Somalians to shit out 5 kids in the most expensive city of the UK.
>>83136763Why should it be given at all?
>>83136810It's all for attention. Weird cope but people seem to care so it all pans out.
>>83136697Not on top rate. Enhanced daily living and standard mobility. >>83136787Absolutely not, I don't use trip anymore for some reason. Better off without it to be honest it's a magnet for little lads to fire abuse at you for no reason. >>83136717No she got rid of him because she found out he was on benefits, she said I'm not dating no broke bum bitch he was extremely offended when she dumped him kek
>>83136821It would fall under disability support to help the family caring for the child. The payments would be low basically enough to cover basic 1 mean a day of rice and beans.
>>83136812It is very important that taxpayers cover the rent for the 5000 somalis living in social housing in kensington and chelsea for some reason
>>83136809>>83136838Eva was a character though, no?
>>83136810you ever mutter to yourself "i didn't choose to be borns"?
Im on enhanced mobility and standard daily living for 10 years. Since I barely leave the house but I can mostly shower and shit like that. Hopefully my review goes well and I'm not taken off. x
>>83136838Everybody is a little lad compared to you lol
>>83136848My council flat is in Chelsea but it's a studio. UC pays the rent automatically and I'm exempt from council tax. Trying to appeal my autism to the council to upgrade to a 1 bed. x
I am in favour of benefits being relegated to actual foodstuffs and utility coupons, all of which must be collected physically from the job centre once a week.No more thousand pound deposits right into your bank account. If you want to survive without a job then you can trudge down to your local job centre, come rain or shine, and pick up a week's worth of bread/rice/vegetables/stock cubes and physical utility coupons with enough credit to keep the lights on six hours a day (you can choose when ofc) and the heating on for 90 minutes.
>>83136863Sickening. Your "autism" that you made up doesn't prevent you from getting a job.
Mark loosing subscribers over these noncing videos, he's trying tooth and nail to bury the videos in the algorithm. What's going on!
>>83136873Lol wagies actually having a meltdown and daydreaming about an alternate universe why they didnt lose to neetgods
>>83136873Not living in extreme poverty eating bullion cubes all day just because of your shitty 1864 world view. No thanks!
>>83136891Get a job then.>>83136885Day of the sanction coming soon neety!
>>83136851No but I often wish not to have been. My brother believes that we choose to be born and choose our parents in order to experience what we need to experience and learn what we need to learn on some cosmic spiritual soul level.
>>83136884It not nice
Onions Bint
>>83136895>My brother believes that we choose to be born and choose our parents in order to experience what we need to experience and learn what we need to learn on some cosmic spiritual soul level.He sounds like an absolute fucking mong ngl
>>83136895Nice to think there's a reason for the suffering. Reality is almost every person is incapable of raising a child and so shouldn't do it.
>>83136884How old is she? She's a lot younger than him but doesn't look like a child.
>>83136897Bunions binted?
Wonder if 'wrongunedwards' is Craggles. Highly likely.
>only leaving for work in about half an hour>lorryingboss phones me up>anon, fancy doing hemel today? weve got 2 extras that need to golol fuck off gareth, ask me again and ill pull a sickie
>>83136907Marie was 23 at that time. Mark was about 45.
Is seasidemark fucking Helen because I just saw a video where she friendzone him. But that was 2 years ago so maybe he got in since then
been watching american videos on building ARs, looks very comfy, its like lego. Wish I was a burger, hate this gay pozzed island.
How does someone that permanently smells like fish and looks like a fat old humpty dumpty get so many young women? Is he grooming them with drink and drugs?
>>83136919No absolutely not lmao. She said we are just friends and mark thinks it's a full on relationship. Selling his gadgets to fund days out LOL
>>83136915Doesn't look 23 here https://youtu.be/xVrhXl0Y6IA?si=dH1LPKEvgURQhp7-
>>83136931Sheer cope lad. Can't face the fact Mark has a woman in his life and you're alone without Hostel Mort
>>83136929He's just a few guy to be around. You wouldn't understand.
>>83136933He says she is 24 in this video. https://youtu.be/l_bRgVfxJS0?t=14
What happened to escortlad after he couldn't get it up with the 2nd escort?
>>83136956You'll have to ask BN. It's his character.
>>83136752>Fuck me it's cold out today de lats.fascinating
>>83136945LOL I would much rather be single than be even seen out in public with that male to female fat fucking frog. That's the best mark can get because he's a worthless fat alcoholic dole dosser pedo scum
>>83136759>Wonder what Sean's doing literally right this second.fascinating
>>83136759Cute edit lad, will save this one x
>>83136955>25 year age gapA bit noncey that!
>>83136763>and people like Sean fake it autism. Autism should be given in only 1 out of every 100 casesfascinating
>>83136964You just can't bear the thought of someone else finding happiness while you remain trapped in your own misery. You'll never find the strength to confront your issues or seek help, and you'll die alone, still raging against a world that you feel has never given you a fair chance
>>83136982Just two consenting adults, nowt wrong wi' it
BN fascinating spamming 3 days in a row because he's not getting enough attention LOL. Don't worry little lad you can do your noncenest routines later
>>83136775>Lol wagies lost.fascinating
>>83136993>BN fascinating spamming 3 days in a row because he's not getting enough attention LOL. Don't worry little lad you can do your noncenest routines laterfascinating
>>83136993It's Ebin who does that lad
>>83137002Thought it was shippy
If they're legal they're legal. Either come up with real criminal accusations or shut the fuck up and seethe that some old guy is getting young pussy and you're not.
>>83137008No Shippy loves posting stupid bullshit about "personalities", why would he get annoyed with it?
Howling at this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ0iWttszdE
>fake yanklasswhat in the brigadoon!?
>>83137023Bet Helen has a thick lawn. She looks the type
>>83136787>Thought he was a nonce nest character?fascinating
He's spending his afternoon defending SSM. What a life!
>>83137031Got to you did it lad? Bit close to the bone from the sounds of things...
>>83137031SSM is innocent. Twolls try tarnishing his character by saying he's a nonce. It slander!
>>83136789>Need to start preparing for the next escort I see lads. Due on the 30th. Need some advice.>I've got to approach this differently to the Russian one. This one is British at least, similar age to me, which might be better as the Russian was a few years younger and was maybe a bit immature, should also avoid communication issues.>>I doubt I'll be able to get hard the first time so I have to somehow get to the point where I can return for a 2nd try.>I'm thinking.>1. Tell her at the start or the day before that I'm very inexperienced and want to take it slow.>2. Don't explicitly say I'm a virgin unless she asks.>3. Look at her profile and chat about things she says she likes.>Any other suggestions? I really want this to go well.fascinating
>>83136789>3. Look at her profile and chat about things she says she likes.Don't bother with this.
nothing wrong with a 45 year old man dating a 24 year old woman
>>83136798>Cooorrrrr, and I mean cooorrrrrr, lads. What a world!fascinating
>>83137039Then why has he spent the past 3 days deleting his videos and uploading 100s of videos at a time to bury the nonce videos? Odd behaviour.
>>83136789>He's trying to get a girlfriend by paying for a prostitute.
>>83136809>a fat unemployed man on bennies? the nonce nest writing team need firing if hes a characterfascinating
>>83137048Marie has the mentality of a 16 year old though
>>83137048Ruthmong would disagree, He hates age-gap relationships
>>83136810>Felling rough af him. Staying off the wooze and wrugs for awhile.>I am wrong in thinking it might be better for him if he didn't share the details of his addiction here? >I would feel even more hopeless if I was constantly saying I'm going to do better whilst never doing or even trying to do better. >Shameful things should be hidden, not broadcast.fascinating
Wonder is ebin has sorted out his saladfingers autism voice? He sounds like a massive faggot whenever he speaks.
>>83136811>Might be this one, he's in bed with a mentally ill teenager taking advantage of herfascinating
ssm needs to uploaf more old videos to drown out the slander videos
Nope, I truly hate Mark, he's a scumbag parasite useless eater and should be thrown out onto the streets. But the fact remains that if people are over the age of 18 then nothing illegal is going on (unless there's obvious drugging or something).
>>83133443I work in a warehouse :)
Corrrrr! Cheeky prolapse in this JAV.
>>83136828>It's all for attention. Weird cope but people seem to care so it all pans out.fascinating
>>83137079SSM has a hidden disability called TMAU, He would have worked all his life if it wasn't for TMAU getting in the way.
>>83136850>Eva was a character though, no?fascinating
>>83137085prolapse porn is banned in the UK
>>83137079He should be left on Rockall in the Irish Sea, that way nobody will have to smell him.
Make next one on /bant/
>>83136855>Im on enhanced mobility and standard daily living for 10 years. Since I barely leave the house but I can mostly shower and shit like that. Hopefully my review goes well and I'm not taken off. xfascinating
>>83137095I have multiple devices anyway
>>83137092So all my Sheena Shaw torrents are technically a no-no?
>>83136863>My council flat is in Chelsea but it's a studio. UC pays the rent automatically and I'm exempt from council tax. Trying to appeal my autism to the council to upgrade to a 1 bed. xfascinating
>>83137102I don't know what that is, but anything 'extreme' is a no-no. Only vanilla sex is acceptable, according to Ofcoms guidelines.
>>83136873>I am in favour of benefits being relegated to actual foodstuffs and utility coupons, all of which must be collected physically from the job centre once a week.>No more thousand pound deposits right into your bank account. If you want to survive without a job then you can trudge down to your local job centre, come rain or shine, and pick up a week's worth of bread/rice/vegetables/stock cubes and physical utility coupons with enough credit to keep the lights on six hours a day (you can choose when ofc) and the heating on for 90 minutes.fascinating
>>83137092Footspacker is going to be fuming once he finds out
It's the little things, ladshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/4TgZWwg8MIA
>prolapse porn is bannedmate are you for real? kekhalf the shit in those degenerate vns dvdlad plays is probably illegal too but who's policing it?
>>83136882>Sickening. Your "autism" that you made up doesn't prevent you from getting a job.fascinating
Thank you ofcom for making sure all my porn is state-approved!
Hope ass-to-mouth is still ok
>>83136884>Mark loosing subscribers over these noncing videos, he's trying tooth and nail to bury the videos in the algorithm. What's going on!fascinating
Lads, do any of you recognise the violin music in the intro to this vid? Doing my head in trying to find it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g71ct7_TF0
>>83136885>Lol wagies actually having a meltdown and daydreaming about an alternate universe why they didnt lose to neetgodsfascinating
>>83137079SSM will loose his disability benefits in 2028 and will be on standard jobseekers and will have to look for work. With the new changes to benefits in 2028 you need to be in receipt of PIP to claim the new UC health element (the new disability payment replacing LCWRA) if not you will be placed onto standard jobseekers and be forced to look for a job.
Forgot to renew my analingus licence and MI5 rappelled through my window. Caused the boyfriend to empty his bowels down my gullet he was so scared! Kinnell!
>>83136884https://www.youtube.com/@seasideMARK7/videosHe only has 1.48K now. Sure it was 3K last week,
>>83136907>How old is she? She's a lot younger than him but doesn't look like a child.fascinating
>>83137113After a certain amount of painal you can't hold it in any more, it's just what happens
>>83136909>Wonder if 'wrongunedwards' is Craggles. Highly likely.fascinating
>>83137135No mate that's his side channel, he uses that one to flood the algorithm for instances like this. His main one has 2.9k was 3k a while ago.
have they just banned another porn? lmao. I find it so strange that they're banning random categories, porn is inherently already not for kids and sleazy, why does it matter if someone wants to wank to a bit of choking or prolapse? granted prolapse is fucking grim but why does the british government care if some degen is gooning to blown out bums? I dont get what they want to achieve? state approved porno?
>>83136915>Marie was 23 at that time. Mark was about 45.fascinating
>>83136919>Is seasidemark fucking Helen because I just saw a video where she friendzone him. But that was 2 years ago so maybe he got in since thenfascinating
>>83137151Face sitting was banned a few years ago kek.
>you will never see the Angela Rayner's prolapse sex tapes>you will never see the Rachel Reeves choking BDSM video
>>83136929>How does someone that permanently smells like fish and looks like a fat old humpty dumpty get so many young women? Is he grooming them with drink and drugs?fascinating
They should ban scat and puke porn. No loss there
>>83136909No that's Mark's North Korean brother Kim Wrong Un Edwards
>>83136931>No absolutely not lmao. She said we are just friends and mark thinks it's a full on relationship. Selling his gadgets to fund days out LOLfascinating
>>83136929>Is he grooming them with drink and drugs?No, just happy mealshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wXCSNN1AnM
>>83136945>Sheer cope lad. Can't face the fact Mark has a woman in his life and you're alone without Hostel Mortfascinating
>>83136949>He's just a few guy to be around. You wouldn't understand.fascinating
>>83137176I'll buy a slag some Maccies if she hops on my John Thomas. How do I initiate such an arrangement?
>>83136956>What happened to escortlad after he couldn't get it up with the 2nd escort?fascinating
wonder how ssm even met marie
>>83136964>LOL I would much rather be single than be even seen out in public with that male to female fat fucking frog. That's the best mark can get because he's a worthless fat alcoholic dole dosser pedo scumfascinating
Underrated film this, lads. Recommended for fans of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Kristy Swanson. By the Gods, she was fit in her day.
>>83137194Probably at the local park
>>83136982>>25 year age gap>A bit noncey that!fascinating
>>83136984>You just can't bear the thought of someone else finding happiness while you remain trapped in your own misery. You'll never find the strength to confront your issues or seek help, and you'll die alone, still raging against a world that you feel has never given you a fair chancefascinating
>>83137201Messed it up you dribbling little spastic Mongboy.jpg
>>83137168howIing at this post dee lad
>>83136992>Just two consenting adults, nowt wrong wi' itfascinating
>>83137207He didn't mess anything up.
Feel like shit, gonna have to get totally fucking helpered tonight
>>83137002>It's Ebin who does that ladfascinating
>>83137215You getting a cheeky bag in? It Monday x
>>83137008>Thought it was shippy>>83137008fascinating
>>83137014>If they're legal they're legal. Either come up with real criminal accusations or shut the fuck up and seethe that some old guy is getting young pussy and you're not.fascinating
>>83137017>No Shippy loves posting stupid bullshit about "personalities", why would he get annoyed with it?fascinating
And now he's deliberately messing it up to get (You)s. What a little retard, what's wrong mummy not give you enough attention today?
>>83137028>>fake yanklass>what in the brigadoon!?fascinating
I personally think there's nothing wrong with being a "wrong un". Sometimes a wrong un is the right un.
>>83137240>And now he's deliberately messing it up to get (You)s. What a little retard, what's wrong mummy not give you enough attention today?fascinating
>>83137029>Bet Helen has a thick lawn. She looks the typefascinating
>>83137031>He's spending his afternoon defending SSM. What a life!fascinating
>>83137035>Got to you did it lad? Bit close to the bone from the sounds of things...fascinating
>>83137039>SSM is innocent. Twolls try tarnishing his character by saying he's a nonce. It slander!fascinating
It's very, very simple - you can either have legal judgment based on technical criteria (e.g. age), or you can have it based on non-technical criteria (e.g. does her father deem the man 'suitable').Feminists have screamed for more technical criteria over the decades to make things 'fairer' and to remove any potential grey subjective judgments that they might disagree with. The result is the current system we have where if someone is over 18 then there's LITERALLY nothing that can be done, no matter how much you dislike an older guy getting with a younger girl. If she's over 18, it's legal. There is no case beyond this.The idea that an older man fucking an 18 year old woman is somehow 'wrong' is never qualified with how it's wrong, just that the (older, less attractive) woman making the claims doesn't like it (shocker!). But you asked for this system so shut the fuck up.18 and up? Legal. End of story.
>>83136811It the seaside way
>>83137048>nothing wrong with a 45 year old man dating a 24 year old womanfascinating
>>83137053>Then why has he spent the past 3 days deleting his videos and uploading 100s of videos at a time to bury the nonce videos? Odd behaviour.fascinating
>>83137061>Marie has the mentality of a 16 year old thoughfascinating
He's been fascinating spamming for an hour now. 38 posts. what a life.
I just really want to experience this. I need to have my penis surrounded by a woman's warm moist insides. To be denied this experience is to be denied the most important part of life.
>>83137067>Ruthmong would disagree, He hates age-gap relationshipsfascinating
>>83137292That will be difficult.I mean you could do it in an MRI machine but they dont have colour, getting a good cross section of you bumping uglies will be a challenge for sure.
>>83137073>Wonder is ebin has sorted out his saladfingers autism voice? He sounds like a massive faggot whenever he speaks.fascinating
>>83137292Refuse to work until you get pussy, that'll show them!
>>83137055No, I'm trying to experience intimacy.Seriously, how can I get this right?
>>83137301I don't mean I want to experience see through insides during sex, although that would be cool (I have many such videos downloaded). I just mean I want to experience the sex part.
>>83137079>Nope, I truly hate Mark, he's a scumbag parasite useless eater and should be thrown out onto the streets. But the fact remains that if people are over the age of 18 then nothing illegal is going on (unless there's obvious drugging or something).fascinating
>>83137292You should make your mother wish she'd never had you as a protest about it.
>>83137085>Corrrrr! Cheeky prolapse in this JAV.fascinating
Something to think about, do the mothers of pussyfree NEETs get revolted at their sons the way other women would? Like do they just not value them whatsoever beyond the legal obligations the state enforces upon them?
>>83137093>He should be left on Rockall in the Irish Sea, that way nobody will have to smell him.fascinating
>>83137325They get extremely disappointed. A mother obviously hopes that her son will go on and be a productive person. Not a shit stain on humanity.
>>83137110>Footspacker is going to be fuming once he finds outfascinating
A krork could take a primarch easy, no question. The War in Heaven was something else entirely.
>>83137133>SSM will loose his disability benefits in 2028 and will be on standard jobseekers and will have to look for work. With the new changes to benefits in 2028 you need to be in receipt of PIP to claim the new UC health element (the new disability payment replacing LCWRA) if not you will be placed onto standard jobseekers and be forced to look for a job.fascinating
>>83137044Why not? Wouldn't it show I'm interested in her as a person beyond sex?
>>83137134>Forgot to renew my analingus licence and MI5 rappelled through my window. Caused the boyfriend to empty his bowels down my gullet he was so scared! Kinnell!fascinating
>>83137325My mummy loves me very much.
>>83137135>He only has 1.48K now. Sure it was 3K last week,fascinating
>>83137340>Wouldn't it show I'm interested in her as a person beyond sex?You shouldn't be showing that to an escort lmaooooo
>>83137148>No mate that's his side channel, he uses that one to flood the algorithm for instances like this. His main one has 2.9k was 3k a while ago.fascinating
>>83137340Showing an escort that you're interested in her a person beyond sex is a red flag. They don't want that. At all.
>>83137168>No that's Mark's North Korean brother Kim Wrong Un Edwardsfascinating
>>83137133This is bmong. Look at the way he rattles off the small print of the DWP he's spent his life memorising. Never done anything for anyone else but he knows all the loopholes to keep his free money.
>>83137176>>Is he grooming them with drink and drugs?>No, just happy mealsfascinating
>>83137194>wonder how ssm even met mariefascinating
>>83137197>Underrated film this, lads. Recommended for fans of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Kristy Swanson. By the Gods, she was fit in her day.fascinating
Absolute cretinous blob.
>>83137362Correct. Mate I've read a few articles and a read the news i'm not some sort of benefits mastermind like you think I am.
>>83137198>Probably at the local parkfascinating
>>83137380Imagine if you knew about something that might benefit society rather than leech from it like a parasite
>>83137215>Feel like shit, gonna have to get totally fucking helpered tonightfascinating
>>83137222>You getting a cheeky bag in? It Monday xfascinating
>>83137390>Imagine if you knew about something that might benefit society rather than leech from it like a parasitefascinating
>>83137246>I personally think there's nothing wrong with being a "wrong un". Sometimes a wrong un is the right un.fascinating
>Correct. Mate I've read a few articles and a read the news i'm not some sort of benefits mastermind like you think I am.fascinating
Some people take porn way too seriously. The entire phenomenon of gooners is both hilarious and worrying at the same time. Hope you lads use porn as a tool rather than an identity.
I have an 8 foot long penis with a 2 micrometre diameter. This makes it invisible to the naked eye and imperceptible when I penetrate a woman from a distance - she has no idea I'm spunking up her insides.
>>83137277>It's very, very simple - you can either have legal judgment based on technical criteria (e.g. age), or you can have it based on non-technical criteria (e.g. does her father deem the man 'suitable').>Feminists have screamed for more technical criteria over the decades to make things 'fairer' and to remove any potential grey subjective judgments that they might disagree with. The result is the current system we have where if someone is over 18 then there's LITERALLY nothing that can be done, no matter how much you dislike an older guy getting with a younger girl. If she's over 18, it's legal. There is no case beyond this.>The idea that an older man fucking an 18 year old woman is somehow 'wrong' is never qualified with how it's wrong, just that the (older, less attractive) woman making the claims doesn't like it (shocker!). But you asked for this system so shut the fuck up.>18 and up? Legal. End of story.fascinating
>>83137412This is a national security threat on a level not yet experienced by mankind.
>>83137291>He's been fascinating spamming for an hour now. 38 posts. what a life.fascinating
>>83137292>I just really want to experience this. I need to have my penis surrounded by a woman's warm moist insides. To be denied this experience is to be denied the most important part of life.fascinating
>>83137307>Refuse to work until you get pussy, that'll show them!fascinating
>>83137380You sit there refreshing the dwp site to make sure you never miss a new scam. The benefit blobman.
>>83137084Anon... I may have some bad news.
Lots of seething on britfeel today. You lot need to get out more!
>>83137310>No, I'm trying to experience intimacy.>Seriously, how can I get this right?fascinating
Why is bmong on Mobility if he can go out to mcdonalds and pizza hut? Taking the piss.
>>83137444Not on mobility. Just standard. Enhanced is when you get the car.
>>83137319>You should make your mother wish she'd never had you as a protest about it.fascinating
>>83137436You seem upset, is there something on your mind little lad?
>>83137325>Something to think about, do the mothers of pussyfree NEETs get revolted at their sons the way other women would? Like do they just not value them whatsoever beyond the legal obligations the state enforces upon them?fascinating
>>83137449So why are you on standard Mobility? Are you in a wheelchair?
>>83137461Yeah. Recently started using a wheelchair to get around after I passed the 30 stone mark
You lads would have been a lot happier working down a mine than claiming benefits.Just imagine: you and the lads, no women around, making crude jokes, deep underground digging coal, getting sore muscles, and then after a hard day's work, having a few pints in the local, eating a nice pie, then shagging the wife who has had 3 kids. You've never seen a Muslims, black or brown person in your life.
>>83137331>They get extremely disappointed. A mother obviously hopes that her son will go on and be a productive person. Not a shit stain on humanity.fascinating
>>83137340>Why not? Wouldn't it show I'm interested in her as a person beyond sex?fascinating
>>83137465Gave me a little chuckle
Imagine how your mum feels. Two grown blobfish on the dole achieved nothing done nothing selfishly dossing about sponging and stuffing your face. Absolutely grim what you've done to her.
>>83137352>>Wouldn't it show I'm interested in her as a person beyond sex?>You shouldn't be showing that to an escort lmaooooofascinating
>>83137461Keeping it private. Not sharing everything with you lot
>>83137355I thought they did. I thought they grumble about being treated like sex objects.So what should I do? Just tell her I'm inexperienced?
>>83137473Yeah you find it funny because you know you're taking the piss. It's all a laugh that you can walk and go out to restaurants but you sponge money for "mobility". Ah well it's only the standard amount isn't it?
>>83137362>This is bmong. Look at the way he rattles off the small print of the DWP he's spent his life memorising. Never done anything for anyone else but he knows all the loopholes to keep his free money.fascinating
Going to the pub for a poo
>>83137479She's fine don't worry about it little lad. If I'm not and she's not why are you? odd.
>>83137487Just say you are inexperienced and want to book a few sessions to practice, and the first session might not even involve sex, you want to get comfortable with her first.
>>83137482That means yes then. Sad
Absolute mong of a blob
>>83137488Keep seething spacker. The (You)s make me laugh. I've got you dancing like a puppet on a string just by simply existing lol
>>83137436>You sit there refreshing the dwp site to make sure you never miss a new scam. The benefit blobman.fascinating
>>83137487>I thought they grumble about being treated like sex objects.No. That's the whole point of being a prostitute. You're a sex object for hire. What they grumble about is weird guys not realising that and trying to push boundaries, like you have been
>>83137449>Not on mobility. Just standard. Enhanced is when you get the car.fascinating
NEVER seen this much seething in one afternoon on britfeel, there must be something in the air today lads. Mad cow disease or something.
bMONG always takes his trip off to make seethie posts. Nasty lad.
>>83137466>You lads would have been a lot happier working down a mine than claiming benefits.>Just imagine: you and the lads, no women around, making crude jokes, deep underground digging coal, getting sore muscles, and then after a hard day's work, having a few pints in the local, eating a nice pie, then shagging the wife who has had 3 kids. You've never seen a Muslims, black or brown person in your life.fascinating
>>83137479>Imagine how your mum feels. Two grown blobfish on the dole achieved nothing done nothing selfishly dossing about sponging and stuffing your face. Absolutely grim what you've done to her.fascinating
>>83137519Not made any seethie posts today lad. Only ones laughing at you for jumping on my dick for being on bennies.
>>83137487>I thought they did. I thought they grumble about being treated like sex objects.>So what should I do? Just tell her I'm inexperienced?fascinating
>>83137479Do you think his mum has achieved anything? It's a full benefits family lad.
>>83137496>Just say you are inexperienced and want to book a few sessions to practice, and the first session might not even involve sex, you want to get comfortable with her first.fascinating
>86 posts by fascinatingladfascinating
>>83137513>NEVER seen this much seething in one afternoon on britfeel, there must be something in the air today lads. Mad cow disease or something.fascinating
It's VERY hard to hate ssm, bloke was dealt an incredibly shitty hand and tries his best to stay positive in life x
>>83137549There's something sinister happening in the UK. It's making little spastics go into a frenzy here on britfeel
>>83137519>bMONG always takes his trip off to make seethie posts. Nasty lad.fascinating
>>83137542>Do you think his mum has achieved anything? It's a full benefits family lad.fascinating
>>83137558He should get a job and stop scrounging
>>83137558lad you NEVER trust a "happy go lucky" drunkAll that over enthusiastic approach to everything is a dead giveaway they are trying to hide their true self
>>83137563>There's something sinister happening in the UK. It's making little spastics go into a frenzy here on britfeelfascinating
>>83137573Do you have a job, lad?
Must be weird to grow up in a bennies family like Blad and Sean. No one asking you what you want to be when you grow up when you're a kid because you'll just be a bennies sponge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psNAGm5Wpx0
>>83137573>He should get a job and stop scroungingfascinating
>>83137496I will do that. Do you think that's best done at the start of the session or should I let her know the day before via message? Also what should I do if she doesn't want to see me again after the meeting? I have to make this one work.>>83137509I didn't push any fucking boundaries.
>>83137586>Must be weird to grow up in a bennies family like Blad and Sean. No one asking you what you want to be when you grow up when you're a kid because you'll just be a bennies sponge.fascinating
>>83137597>>83137496>I will do that. Do you think that's best done at the start of the session or should I let her know the day before via message? Also what should I do if she doesn't want to see me again after the meeting? I have to make this one work.>>83137509>I didn't push any fucking boundaries.fascinating
>>83137597It could be a good idea to get your autism diagnosed first
>>83137586Both of HHL's parents worked. His mum even has a linked in profile
Make the next thread on /bant/ and watch all the personality drama, dire bait gimmicks dry up.
>kim wrong unkek ya silly bastard
>>83137609>It could be a good idea to get your autism diagnosed firstfascinating
>>83137597>I didn't push any fucking boundaries.Yes you did. You didn't treat it like a business transaction. That's pushing a boundary. Don't get angry with me lad
>>83137623Had a rather loud kek must say
>>83137586We are all very happy and doing very well thank you for asking. Brother has been to the butchers and got a freezer full of meat. Sirloin steaks and ribeyes all week it's going to be lush. It's weird that you care so much about my life lol.
>>83137610>Both of HHL's parents worked. His mum even has a linked in profilefascinating
>>83137626>Yes you did. You didn't treat it like a business transaction. That's pushing a boundary. Don't get angry with me ladfascinating
Thread is moving too quickly with all this fascination. Can't keep up
>>83137634I don't begrudge you eating food lol
New fred>>83137658>fascinating
