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>>83134106
>Is bone-pressed a cope?
Yes. When you fuck a girl are you shoving your entire mons pubis into her? No. Your "maximum penetration" is whatever the actual length from the base is. If you're really cramming into her then you'll get like an extra millimeter or two at best. Bone pressing a cope invented so that men could add fake length to their cocks because they're all perpetually insecure about it.

>>83134106
>1.5 inches longer than me
>half an inch less girthy
How should I feel about that?

women have no spacial awareness and it's always to your advantage to simply lie to them about any number they may be judging you about as long as it has a basis in truth, therefore measure your dick however you want

>>83134127
>put finger on fatpad
>push
>it sinks in most of the way
like 75% of the fat is compressed and usable during sex

You also need to take into account her fatpad, if she's obese with 3 inches of fat hanging around her cunt then you need 3 extra inches to hit the right spots, it's why bbw's crave big dicks, because they literally have a buffer at the opening of their cunts

>>83134127
>>83134164
Is there like a fat removal surgery to get your full bone pressed length?

>>83134245
>liposuction
>cryolipolysis
>deoxycholic acid injection
>acoustic wave therapy

>>83134106
>cock tattoo
What kind of psycho does this

>>83134127
bone pressing is the actual length of the organ.
Fat gets in the way of measuring the organ.
The scientific method, the only method that matters. bone-pressed.

And the bone pressed length is not "cope" as it only measures the length of the organ.
So who the fuck is "coping" in your hypothetical? A hyper-skinny short-dicked guy talking to a normal-dicked fat guy?

He's coping? That's the scenario we have to throw out the only consistent method of measuring the male sexual organ for? I think not.
No, this won't be the case.
But go ahead and make another post on the issue. I'm sure the scientific community will be enlightened.

>>83134138
girth is more important than length as the foids say

>intentionally leaning back and measuring his fat pad not pressed in
im about his size tho, girls give me mad props for it

>>83134106
mine is also whatever dick type this is, big head + weird shaft veins
i dont like it

>>83134106
Bone pressed is cope for a problem that doesn't even need cope

"erm actually if you don't have 7 inches you aren't going to please her"

at the MINIMUM you need 3 inches to be viable but that will obviously cause problems, but even the average of 5 inches is perfectly fine, you just need to communicate with your partner and you will make each other cum, it's as simple as that

and I'm not bullshitting either, I'm not a guy, I'm a woman who knows what I'm talking about

>>83134731
>t. girl that knows her way around a dick
nice

>>83134127
>When you fuck a girl are you shoving your entire mons pubis into her?
Yes. This is what thrusting is. You often push as deeply into her as you can and in the process her labia or anus will reach the very base of your penis. You would've known this if you'd had sex before.

>>83134737
and? I'm not an 18 year old who's had 20 partners, I'm 35 years old

you're supposed to measure from the pubic bone

>>83134745
nice (genuine) not nice (sarcasm) but would have been nicer (genuine) if you had 20 partners

>>83134771
hes not pressing it into the pubic bone, he's pressing it into the fat pad above it, thus cheating cos that wont get to the dick

plus his dick curves down so by refusing to put the tape flush with his dick he's cheating it more
still like 6.5inches, defs above avg and will hurt some girls

t. same size basically

>>83134127
Bro really announced his virginity to the whole class.

>>83134771
With a hard ruler too

>>83134106
why does the tip have herpes?

>>83135908
>why does the tip have herpes?
The dicks I've seen on here look so dry and beat up it makes me think they've been fucking trees half their life. I should be a goddamn dick model at this rate

>>83135919
post cock anon :3

>>83135921
ive never taken a photo of my dick in my life

>>83134106
>>83134127
I don't know why guys see it as cheating. When you hump a girl with a full erection yes you will in fact be thrusting the bone pressed length in as well because you go all in right? What do you think her skin isn't going to press against it if you go in balls deep? Only a hand can do that? Are you retarded?

Bone pressed length matters. It is the true extent of your size.

>>83136005
They're either retarded, baiting, or perpetuating a psyop

>>83134731
>5 inches is perfectly fine, you just need to communicate with your partner and you will make each other cum

Communicate what?

>>83136012
And then there is the case of a girl sucking your cock. Lets say a guy has a 5 incher but bone pressed. If she uses her hands and she is good at sucking it then she will stroke the whole thing not just a bit of the tip or some shit like that. Also assuming its 5 inches she can likely put it to the back of her tonsils if she pressed her lips against the skin to fully take in the size in her mouth.

I used 5 inches because any longer and she might not be able to put the whole thing easily into her mouth unless she's a really good pro. And yes these idiots psyop hard to make men feel shittier. Anything they can do to make men feel bad they will say or do it. Some serious losers I swear.

>>83136018
that your penis is small

>>83134127
Kinda sad about this, I should get on roids and get surgery like niggers do, for whatever reason I have a lot of fat and meat and on the pubic bone area plus my dick pulls inwards a bit when I get hard shit sucks, bone pressed I can measure 24.4cm but regular I lose over 3cm.

>>83136047
REALLY BRO
A 9 INCH DICK?
TOP 0.000001% DICK SIZE
REALLY?

>>83136058
No, when I measure without pressing down I'm about 20.8 or 21cm on a good day, I lose a lot to this fat shit and I'm not even fat

>>83134106
Only faggots care this much about dicks

>>83136094
where do you think you are, fren?

>>83134106
is this really in inch? looks like cm
I'm 7"x6" and look way bigger than this

>>83136094
>oh my gawd anon please fuck me with that 4 inch cock

Said no woman ever

>>83136107
>that size
>https://calcsd.info/chart
>top 99.96% percentile size
sure anon, sure. :)

>>83134106
you can fib about an inch if you're long enough women literally have no spatial awareness and unless you're gonna be like captain morgan posing nude with a full erection for her she won't even have the chance to take calipers out to check

>>83134106
if it is normal for girls to ask for a guy's dick size, it should be normal to ask girls if they have nice looking pussies or if they have any visable beefage, and if so, how much.

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>>83136163
that's because you didn't change the dataset to western
of course if you try to lump us whites in with asians it's going to look strange

>>83136220
>top 1.36%
sure anon
sure

>>83134106
wouldnt it make sense to measure from the greatest theoretical depth you can reach? bone pressing makes sense
i jam my shit in there when i get laid

>>83136071
How long is your peen on a bad day? Say you have been masturbating 2+ times a day everyday for year.

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Measuring your phallus

>>83136274
Slightly under 21cm but if I press down it's the same as always 24.4 or .5 I've never tried Viagra or anything like that so who knows, I think my dick works well enough

>>83136318
REALLY
NINE INCHES
REALLY
FUCKING REALLY NIGGER

>>83136220
can you do that for me 21cm and 16.5ish cm

>>83136331
REALLY NIGGER.
go to calc.sd
you are top 0.00001%
the other guy is, the other guy is
REALLY?

>>83136329
OK I just did the conversion its not 9 inches man its just above 8, 21cm is like 8.2 inches

>>83136339
oh come on
thats top 0.00001%
nigger off, your lying
faggot

>>83136348
No I used the website if you put western average I'm not top 99999 maybe if I somehow got leaner and some of that fat went away or if my dick didn't pull so much inwards when erect I could be closer to that 24.4cm measurement

>>83134127
Please shut the fuck up about male insecurity when there are literally multiple million and billion dollar industries related to how extremely insecure women are at all times

I completely understand why backhands were common

>>83134148
You should be lying to women in general, they already assume you are lying to them and make decisions based off what's in their head

>>83136358
Post measurement pic or didn't happened

>>83134745
You really are a woman with how fast you snapped back and misread his response.

Incredible

and of course
he just wanted cock picks all along

>>83136361
They're insecure because they can't get CHAD, not because they can't get anyone. Eat shit tranny

>>83136380
I don't know man taking pics of my dick and posting them on 4chan for other dudes to see... Really

itt: everyone here has a 0.0001% top dick size

>>83136386
I'm not a tranny, I hate trannys more than I hate women

>>83136389
It's the thing you simply have to do if you have legit 9.5+ incher

>>83136417
Its not top 000001 but if there's a foid willing to confirm and delete pic then I might think about sending proof

>>83136454
But its not 9.5, if I don't bone press or whatever then its just slightly over 8.

>>83134106
Nope, it's not cope, some people just can't get over the fact 10 inch penis doesn't exist even BP, let alone NBP. Using these terms is essentially revealing yourself as someone who has a clue about penis measurement, so it causes the negative reaction from such people.

>>83136107
Penis size perception mainly comes from girth because it expands the volume more noticeably

>>83136466
You don't have a 9.5+ inch penis even bonepressed and don't post it.

wtf is bone-pressed?

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>no hung bf
life's hard :(

>>83136488
Whatever you say redditnigger

>>83136521
Well i could became one for you, you just need to be non obese women and start relationships with me

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>>83136543
i'm a femboy

>>83134106
It's objectively the best way to measure because you're not going to drill into bone to make your cock bigger.

The actual cope is measuring from tip to scrotum.

>>83134127
This nigger is a retard and should kill hkmstlf.

>>83134127
Fat compresses moron

>>83136163
I'm about the same size.
I don't really see why the disbelief.
You acknowledge that SOMEONE with those numbers exist, so why not have them here.

US alone has some 350 million people right?
Half of those are men, so now we're at 175 million.
Let's just lop off some random numbers here: excusing the elderly, children, disabled etc. let's say we're now down to 100 million adult men.
The "top 1%" of those is still one million guys.
Easily possible for two of us to be here.

>>83135908
it's mutilated

Pro-tip: if you'd ACTUALLY have a massive schlong you wouldn't be humblebragging about it on an incelforum.

At what size should it be required to post a dickpic when claiming your size? Top 5%? Top 1%?

>>83136670
If you had a massive schlong that you weren't using because you have no luck with women, the only use out of it you COULD get is humble bragging. So why not.
Mine gets just as much usage as yours.

>>83136670
I can't get women so at least let me brag about it to other khhvs

>>83136705
I doubt it since I have sex with my gf all the time lmao. Enjoy coping with not using your peepee~

>>83136728
why are you asking to see other men's bigger penises if you have a gf?

>>83136466
Bone pressed is the correct way to measure, but you also need to be standing up straight, penis angled straight out and using a hard ruler on the top of your penis for a correct measurement. If you really are 9.5 inches then you are tied with the largest correctly measured penis on the internet. So you can see why we find it difficult to believe.

>>83136757
>you do this because I'm butthurt
Lmao keep coping you lil dickbaby.

>>83136728
Good for you.
Weird that you get butthurt over an anon having a bigger penis on an incelforum when you have a gf, but whatever.
#justsmallpenisthings I guess

>yeah bro i totally have a 9" dick
>not gonna post any evidence though

>>83136818
>yeah bro I totally have a gf
>not gonna post any evidence though

post evidence i want peins :(

>>83136833
I've posted my floppy penis doing a helicopter here a few times but it mostly gets ignored

>>83136466
If you're going to claim some extremely abnormal measurement, the burden of proof lies on you to back up your clain.
I have an extreme abnormality myself (not penis-related), and I've posted proof when people questioned the legitimacy of my claims.
If you refuse to prove it, you can't cry when people accuse you of lying.

Penis size is overrated, look at all the whores fuck horse size dildoes, no man has a horse sized cock, we might as well be measuing hand size and how good you can fist your girl at this point

>>83136864
I've already fapped twice today.
It takes effort to get erect, take a picture, upload it, and for what.
At best you will say "huh, so you do. cool".
I get nothing out of it.
I don't even care if you believe me, it just astounds me that you consider it some impossibility when I already worked out the math above. There's at least a million of the top 1%ers in the US. Probably 10 million worldwide taking into account population deviances. Is it really so surprising?

>>83136940
9.5 inches isn't top 1% though, it's >99.99%

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>>83134106
Being circumcised is way more of a deal breaker. I don't care if you're 8 inches bone pressed or non-bone-pressed, get that cutlet away from me.

>>83134148
Even if this were true (it's not) it's easy to get an idea. If you're lying in bed and things turn sexual, you toss your 5.89 inch iPhone 17 aside and you're the same size or smaller than that, it doesn't take a genius to put two and two together.

>>83136980
At least you can justify a preference for big cock as eugenic.
Being circumcised just means you had bad parents. Feels bad man.

>>83134106
Pencil dick, 6 inches of girth minimum to satisfy a foid.

>>83136980
>toss your 5.89 inch
it doesn't translate well
they're different shapes

>>83137026
Yeah, it's not your fault unless you perpetuate it. Sorry.

>>83137146
This is a giga cope. The iPhone has a straight, "flat" edge, your penis is a cylinder. So it doesn't measure girth but it's effectively a makeshift ruler and will give anyone ENOUGH of an idea.
And there's any number of other objects which will do the same thing. She has a nightstand (she probably does!)? There's a book on it? Mass market paperbacks at 6.75" in height. If you're like "yeah I'm 7 inches heh" and you're smaller than that, you are not fucking seven inches and she knows that.

Just accept you're a dicklet and stop either
A, caring
or
B, wasting women's time with your dicklet.

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>>83137182
>effectively a makeshift ruler
only if you put it next to the penis
but on it's own you can't simply put two and two together dumbass
>you're a dicklet and stop either
I'm not so keep seething

>>83137229
>only if you put it next to the penis
>but on it's own you can't simply put two and two together dumbass
No, most people can still get a rough estimate of the size even if they're not directly next to each other.
>I'm not so keep seething
Dude trust me

>>83137318
>even if they're not directly next to each other.
no
I posted an optical illusion for a reason
Now go write an essay about why I'm wrong in your next reply
>Dude trust me
ooh you want proof you little pervert dontcha?

>>83137365
>I posted an optical illusion for a reason
Because perception of penises and phones work the EXACT same way as arrows. Are you autistic?
>ooh you want proof you little pervert dontcha?
No, but I'm not inclined to believe someone arguing so fervently against this at his word.