Thinking Hat EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, politics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83069039https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83069039Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
For Americans, next week is Thanksgiving. What is your favorite dish at holiday feasts? Does your mom make a good version of it?
>>83135299Have a good week Anons! Queue the @Role-call
CHADSON is always allowed.
>>83135299For any new mommybros that might show up this week
I have a feeling the traffic in /mcg/ will be dropping off a cliff for the remainder of 2025 and well into 2026Expect samefagging, necrobumping and low quality posts to increase as well
>>83136859Why do you say that? What gives it?
there better be more mommy content, or i'm outta here soon
Hope that native american anon shows up again. We hardly got to talk to him before the last thread died
>>83136054My mom makes banana pudding that I crave all year long
>>83137747He should take his mom on dates, just don't tell her that they're dates (yet).
>>83138834I'm not pretending, that's hot.
>>83136859uncanny prediction>>83138834>>83138855
>>83138834>Don't pretend you fags wouldn't have cuckgasms watching chad fuck your moms :)na. at that point, one should guilt her into sex.
>OP is shotashit>the usual suspect is doing his cuckshit samefag routineWorthless thread, skip it
>>83135299Very good, OP.
>>83138834> manyA few thousand at mostIn reality most women are prudes. There is a tiny fraction of loud whores who thrive of attention or are very lust motivated. I met a few most notable a bus operator. If you think about how easy sex is accessible for women a body count of say 10 at 30 is actually modest. Most of them dont even have that. The only women who really are aggressive in my experience are those from former British colonies. Unfortunately most of them are fat, sunburned or otherwise undesirable.
you might as well kill the entire thread outright, jannyit's bad this week
>>83137667Post more hags
>>83139007Real? Who is she?
>>83139011From deviantart a few years ago, there was no ai back then
>>83139022Post more of her. Thanks.
>>83139024There are only 2 pics and the other one shows only her boobs
>>83139037Mom milkers are good enough, post'em.
>>83139047Deleted it
>>83139007One of my favorite units as of late
>>83139049Damn>>83139055Holy mom cheeks.
>>83139007I reckon most regulars should already have hag folders for sharing in this general
>>83139084I really need to rebuild mine.
>>83139074> Holy mom cheeks.Imagine breeding that>>83139100I delete mine every time I get into some sort of relationship
>>83139055>>83139119for more content -> https://xhamster.com/pornstars/marie-jeanne
>>83139268Czechs are winning
>>83139447impressive milkers on that milfalso, Jessica Hot https://xhamster.com/videos/chubby-mature-casting-9686175
>>83139470What I like most abou Misti is that she was a no-nonsense porn actress> no weird poses nobody does irl, no rimming or interracial> good endurance (everyone who has fucked older women knows many fat ones are only after young men because they think they can away with it, no 30 seconds half-hearted riding isnt a fair exchange for 20 minutes missionary at high pace)> most of them young men> 2 beautiful outdoor scenes> you can see her enjoy it below her Eastern European coldness
>>83139470>Jessica HotNot saying she is unattractive but I want to fertilize. I still think it is smart to fuck older women too simply so you have the abundance. Women know if you're fucking or not, or at least whether you could if you wanted to in most cases on some level.
>>83114902Since she's not single you're gonna have a more difficult time seducing her but it's not impossible. Treat it like you're trying to woo any other woman, hang out with her more, give her plenty of physical affection and compliment her more
>>83139690very true anon, she acts like a real woman enjoying sex
>>83139447>>83139470>>83139690>>83139852She definitely looks like the ideal porn mother.
Mommies deserve love from their sons
>>83140128Beautiful one-piece
>>83140156Worn by a beautiful mommy!
>>83139882Nothing wrong with her scenes, see >>83139690
>>83140397I saw it and I agree.
>>83140409It is not like the disgusting Riley Reid stuff, I get why that is shamed. Societies don't survive it if young women whore themselves out like that, get rewarded. It creates mistrust too, every young man will be worried whether a woman is a slut like that or not. She poisons society with thisMeanwhile Misty just made a normal heterosexual scene with a younger guy, he isnt a gigachad even, barely taller than her. She is divorced irl too so there is no cuckshit involved. If anything the message is that you as a guy can have exciting sex with hot hags. People shaming this have to fap to something too, this is probably better than Playboy back in the day was because it is not some whore looking for an utlra rich gigachad but simply two normal people
This is a Misti thread now
hej everyone, hope everyone had a nice weekend>>83136054i always wondered, what exactly is the "thanksgiving" celebration, like what are you giving thanks for? Is it a religion thing like thank god for giving us good times or something?
>>83140627>what exactly is the "thanksgiving" celebrationHistorically it was originally a celebration giving thanks to god for a plentiful harvest of crops. Nowadays it's just an excuse for people to have time off work, eat tons of food, and have family parties
>>83140627did you get to spend any time with your brother this weekend?
>>83140720well, that kinda sounds like most celebrations and public holidays nowdays. But maybe that is my opinion because I'm not religious at all. I mean i love our Norse mythology and stuff, but it's not like i actively pray to Thor for good fortune>>83140878Well... i kinda did, a really nice thing happened, and then i totally ruined it, because of how i reacted. The thing is i couldn't have really known i would react this way because i never did anything with any guy for obvious reasons, so i never really got into a situation like this before, but he was really nice and supportive about it. But apart from that i had a very nice time on Sunday when he got home from the gym, because his legs were hurting, and i offered to massage them for him, and he was like thank you that sounds nice, and it was really nice because he was making very satisfied sounds, so i was happy to do that for him, and then today he asked me if i wanted to start going to the gym with him. I mean obviously i do for the sake of enjoying even more time with him, but for my cardio workout that is basically just a lot of running and walking and squats at home, i feel like i would look stupid going to a gym to just do that, but i said i will think about it and tell him tomorrow because i was kinda nervous at the moment to answer instantly.
>>83141164>i feel like i would look stupid going to a gym to just do thata lot of women mostly just do cardio and squats at the gym. most aren't trying to build major muscle like men are.>i never really got into a situation like this before, but he was really nice and supportive about itare you comfortable saying what kind of situation? it sounds like something intimate, did he initiate it?
>>83141400Most of them are there because one of the other women they knew told them to go there. You will never get a fuck out of any of them though because none of them wants to be the one that gets caught fucking a younger guy without good explanation why. Women lie to each other telling each other and themselves stories that make sense to themIf you met the same woman without her little gang she could make up a story for later that is pleasing Or you could just date a woman with maybe just 1 or 2 friends. They are much more tolerant actually because the friend cannot be that dismissive of them as they are both reclusive people
thoughts? mommy pls
>>83141400sorry went to take a shower, it is really late i will go sleepWell i guess then it's fine, i just always had kind of an image of what going to a gym looks like, and my squats and running just didn't feel like gym activity, just like general keeping in shape activity.It's okay i do actually want to talk about what situation, because it kinda freaked me out. The thing is, it's about my dad. Things were bad when he was still alive, but someone already asked me about this, and i said that i don't feel like i have any trauma from it, that it kinda is just the "meh" childhood, and that i was more worried about my brother since he did get physical with him a bunch of times when he wanted to protect me. But i guess i found some trauma.So the really nice thing that happened first. When i go to shower i sometimes ask him if he wants to join me, and well on sunday he finally said yes, which made me really happy. It was great and he was touching me a lot and like pulled me to him, it was really romantic, i liked it a lot. So that was the nice thing, and then i ruined it. So we started kissing, and it was the really passionate kind, and he basically had me pushed against the wall in the shower, but then he put his hand on my neck. I want to say, it was really gentle pressure, not like brutal strangling, but i just freaked out. I don't even know what happened, just feeling the pressure and the hand around my neck reminded me so much of our dad, and i just started crying and like screaming in panic and i went to the ground instantly, my legs just gave out. It was so weird. But he was very supportive he instantly hugged me and started calming me down and i got over the panic attack like 10 seconds later, and i apologized and he said he just did that because the girls he was with before really liked it, but to me it just brought me back to when i was like 6 and my dad strangled me while drunk.But yeah, really nice moment, and i totally ruined it with this freakout.
>>83141650he finally showered with you, that's major progress!!he will definitely never put his hand on your neck again after that. hopefully he's not afraid to make a move on you now and knows that you enjoyed everything else.
New ideahag x hag x young man
you gotta wumba
>>83141547Good tits, a bit fat maybe, but if she isnt a total degen that improves if she is confronted with a younger man
>>83141650yeah, kinda figures bromis instinct is to go for this kind of stuff. Dude dated nothing but party sluts, he needs to adjust to the fact his sweet little sister is a gentle good skittish girl. Almost funny how the girls probably wanted him to do all kinds of kinky shit to them, and then still cheated on him. But don't worry, i know for sure he will never again choke you unless you personally ask for it.Also nomi, if you are still here on when you come here tomorrow, at the end of last thread i asked something, but i don't think you got to read it, could i ask you how and why your brother gave you the nickname nomi raring when you were younger? Because i checked and in Swedish "raring" means darling or sweetie, and that kinda feels like a nickname i would give to a girlfriend, or maybe a friend, but definitely not my little sister. Maybe he had some feels for you himself? Either way, just curious how that nickname came to be, if you are okay with sharing that?
>>83139733> granny gfWould
Sweetie darling nomi..Watching her innocence dissolve before our eyes is a bittersweet feeling..
>>83136859Those are the kind of shoes Dexter wants to make his mother wear one dayGod bless him
>>83142013>wholesome romantic make out session in the shower with big brothernah that is still innocent as fuck, just adorable really. Honestly we can just be happy for her that she is giving her innocence to the person she wants.
>>83141800>new ideaThat's aunt x mom son
>>83143131Also known as Spongebath anon
>>83138924Help me find a good OP pic involving a feast or dinner for next week then. I'm always open to people suggesting pics to use for the OP
>>83136054Not American, but our Thanksgiving is pretty much the same, so...my mom's stuffing is lousy so I make it instead because I'm serious about stuffing. >>83138010>tfw Uniimom announced they aren't doing incest porn anymoreTruly we're in the worst timeline. Getting harder and harder to find quality incest smut/porn/even frigging romance novels>>83141650>steamy makeout session in the showerCan't say I'm not a little jealous, even if it ended the way it did. Hopefully he takes a softer touch moving forward, not pushing on boundaries too hard or anything
