Delicious freshly baked pizza edition
They couldnt even make the pizza on the box look appetizing ik its shit
Shit edition, what a shame.
Heading round my nonce dad's gaff for a few cans oh aye
Classic British paki pizza. If you pizza came in this box it's ether going to be really shit or really good.
>meeting Dobby in the cupboard
>>83147784I would have jizzed in my pants too if a woman rubber butt against me
Garn have a Chicago Town oven wizza for din dins. Oh aye that will do x
>>83147777These sorts of pizzas have never ever been good. Instead of real pizza dough they use pre-made part baked bread discs. Instead of real tomato sauce they use chunky ketchup. Instead of real low moisture mozzarella they use yellow-dyed hydrogenated palm oil derivatives. Instead of real toppings (take pepperoni for example) they use reformed offcuts with chili powder.Real pizza of godly. Paki pizza is revolting.
Noncelad is your dad working now or is he on bennies? Can he get a job?
>>83147797What's the name of the nurse cooking it for you lad? Adeioba?
>>83147800>Real pizza of godlyOh dear lol
>>83147784Stationary sex queen
why do americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"?
cut my t shirt shorter as an experiment because I hate that to fit my shoulders and back properly I need a large but large is way too long for my manlet size, its worked quite well as the length is now appropriate and ive got room so I dont look a twat in skin tight stuff thats too small for me
>>83147818Why do yanks call cobblestone clippity clops 'roads'
>>83147765How do you like your Turks? Do you like 'em well done?
>>83147784Never found dobby to be all that attractive desu.
Kek>NEW: Nigel Farage allegedly told a Jewish classmate "Hitler was right" and "Gas them", sometimes adding a long hiss "to simulate the sound of the gas showers"https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1990803088303927444
Half an hour left of work. Then home, feed the cat, EU5 and Arc Raiders all fuckin night
>>83147834lol someone made that up to try to stop Reform.In reality Nigel is a Zionist and Jewphile.
Noncelad did your dad change his name or owt? Reckon he still has a cheeky glance now and again?
>>83147837left early me, ive noticed no one notices when I do so ive done it every in office day. Only in tuesday friday this week thank fuck. Spent most of today down a cartel related rabbithole on youtube, mexicans build full on houses as a tombstone in they have the money in cartels which is mad and fill the house with the loved ones favorite shit which is really nice, wish I had that.
No offense not saying you're a nonce because of your dad, it's just a name to make convo easier
>>83147834This is really just pathetic. We'll be seeing a lot more of these utterly without proof claims designed to emotionally trigger people and manipulate them into not liking Farage the more that Reform keeps leading in the polls.
That mong is sitting with his dad showing him how to use tor. Fucking sick.
>>83147853It is nonce sense.
>>83147862Did you know that paedophiles have more in common genetically with a crab than they do with you or me?
>he comes home from 6th form>his mother is wearing a school girl outfit>his dad greets him with a pillow held over his crotch and says "you're home early lad"
Been on Sertraline for 12 years and basically have to beat my cock black and blue for an hour to cum.
>>83147775>Heading round my nonce dad's gaff for a few cans oh ayefascinating
>>83147805Just a fact lad. Good dough, sauce and cheese combined together makes some of the best tasting food ever made. Paki pizza is insultingly bad and I genuinely look down on all the drunk low class mongs who gobble it down. It doesn't even rise to the level of frozen pizza (which is not really pizza but it's own dish that is fine for when you want calories you don't have to bother cooking properly) and far shorter than chain pizza (dominos, papa johns etc. which do a serviceable imitation of real pizza, at least use real dough).
>>83147870>Been on Sertraline for 12 yearsWhat's the point? Not trying to be hostile I'm genuinely curious what is the point of being on that stuff for 12 years. Do you really think you'd kill yourself if you came off it? I was cycled through a range of antidepressants when I was a teenager and they're fucking horrid things, turn you into a zombie, destroy your libido and so on. Why be on it for 12 years?
>>83147870I couldn't cum on any antidepressant until venlafaxine
>>83147801>Noncelad is your dad working now or is he on bennies? Can he get a job?Me? HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Your dad is a convicted dangerous paedophile and you're having a few tinnies together wtf. So you're okay with it. Mum needs locked up as well covering and enabling and encouraging for years. Grim family.
>>83147804>What's the name of the nurse cooking it for you lad? Adeioba?Me? HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Ugh, the fascinating-howling-spammer is back.
>>83147843>Noncelad did your dad change his name or owt? Reckon he still has a cheeky glance now and again?HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83147896Not defending the guy's dad but it can't be easy to see your family torn apart by it. Having a tin with his dad is damage control in the pursuit of normality
>>83147898Nah that one is just Sean off-trip.
>>83147853>No offense not saying you're a nonce because of your dad, it's just a name to make convo easierHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>open up some blokes PNC>Disposal 1: RAPE OF A FEMALE <13>Disposal 2: RAPE OF A FEMALE <13>Disposal 3: SEXUAL ASSAULT >ok ez referral to FNORC surely they will deport this vile individual>open other tab>FNORC have decided they will not be proceeding with the deportation as this has not breached their deportation requirementsah fantastic, another day in clown world, I hate this fucking place.
>>83147911You can't deport anon's dad
>>83147833Heretical
>>83147911The government has made it very, very clear that given the choice of deporting foreign child rapists or keeping them in the country and giving them benefits, they will virtually always pick the latter.
>>83147896>Your dad is a convicted dangerous paedophile and you're having a few tinnies together wtf. So you're okay with it. Mum needs locked up as well covering and enabling and encouraging for years. Grim family.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83147913Couldn't even if he was foreign, even if his dad was also selling class A drugs, had assaulted multiple people, had been caught with firearms he still wouldn't be deported because for SOME fucking reason FNORC are the most useless sack of wankers in the public sector and if anyone is reading this fuck you, make FNORC do something, do anything, I dont even know what crimes have to be committed for a deportation to actually happen, doesn't even matter if youre guilty and go to prison either.
>>83147905>Not defending the guy's dad but it can't be easy to see your family torn apart by it. Having a tin with his dad is damage control in the pursuit of normalityHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Should I buy this for the missus, lads? I want something a bit classy but also very sexy at the same time.
>>83147920its insane, they wont even deport drug dealers found guilty, if someone has committed a crime pre brexit FNORC wont even look at it, you cant even refer it to them, you can have attempted murder, affray, robberies etc and nothing will happen. It wont even happen post brexit but you cant even refer it if its pre.
>>83147907>Nah that one is just Sean off-trip.fascinating
>>83147905His dad is an insane paedophile beast and he's drinking lager watching telly with him. He endorses what he did.
>>83147935>Should I buy this for the missus, lads? I want something a bit classy but also very sexy at the same time.fascinating
>>83147936Yep, it's truly insane. There is quite literally no benefit to Britain or British people to keep them here, yet that's what the government does in almost every instance. That's why the people in charge are mostly best characterised as religious zealots - they are not compelled by rational arguments and believe that keeping these sorts of people here, regardless of how bad it might be for Britain and British people, is the morally correct thing to do.
You're only miffed your dad got caught. Grim.
>>83147941>His dad is an insane paedophile beast and he's drinking lager watching telly with him. He endorses what he did.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
EU5 update yesterday>620 bug fixesGame's only been out two weeks, do you think paradox left bugs in so they looked more proactive as a developer?
bit nippy today eh? Thankfully my heating is paid for by wagies.
>>83147962You're welcome mate. Turn it up to max. I worked extra hard this month
Have been listening to the podcast on Neil Gaiman. It seems clear he is innocent.
>>83147935Would love to see Sean wearing this.
>>83147954>You're only miffed your dad got caught. Grim.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83147962>bit nippy today eh? Thankfully my heating is paid for by wagies.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83147988Thank you for the (You)
Work finished. Pub, call gf or play eu5?
>>83147977>Would love to see Sean wearing this.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83147952at this point you need eyes glued to the back of your head and it goes for all the lads here, do not leave the boxroom with headphones on or in a state where you aren't 100% aware of who is around you because ive seen so many violent forins slip through, there are thousands of these people wandering around who have committed all sorts of violent and sexual crimes, being a VISOR (violent and sexual offenders register) doesnt breach FNORC's grounds for deportation.
blad the bigblad the terribleblad the bad! big bad blad!THOSE WHO KNOW
>>83148006>blad the big>blad the terrible>blad the bad! >big bad blad!>THOSE WHO KNOWHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83148012is this blad speaking?
>>83148005>doesnt breach FNORC's grounds for deportation.Well in theory no grounds will ever be enough because the ECHR trumps anything that could be offered as grounds for deportation. You can say hey look these people raped and murdered a child and the response will be 'oh gosh... but you know human rights are inalienable and universal, soooo... sorry our hands are tied'.It's pretty disgusting to be honest. This is a direct result of policies that real people with real names and real jobs have decided to implement. They know that given who they are keeping in the country, x number of women will be raped and y number of British people will be murdered and so on. They just don't care. They think that is an acceptable price for being virtuous and letting the dregs of the world flood over here and be kept in houses and clothes and food and drugs at the taxpayer's expense. It sort of sounds LARPy, but it's honestly hard to conceive of it as anything other than treason, really.
>>83147935I've never found something like that attractive. Normal knickers look better because you can see the hips and butt.
>>83147972Innocent how? He anally raped multiple women after they said "no" to him repeatedly. And he beat them too. And then forced them to "clean" his shit-covered penis with their mouths, after they said they didn't want to.
>>83148018>is this blad speaking?HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
nvm just realised this mong was replying like that to every1
International stock market are crashing
I have a deep interest in the buttocks of women
Why you gotta be so wide about it though
>>83148051Yeah mate its terrible truly terrible.
Am I the only person that can't see when I'm driving? Seems like a pretty major problem, I don't understand why the government allowed it.
>>83148125Zoom in, lad
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the Russian escort cunt has sent screenshots of my messages to her to her fellow prozzies. Absolute cunt.
>>83148163>Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the Russian escort cunt has sent screenshots of my messages to her to her fellow prozzies. Absolute cunt.fascinating
>>83148163lol you are so obsessed with her
Instead of just doing the simple thing and putting a 'sorry, we missed you' slip through our door, some wog delivery driver decided to trespass onto our back garden, yanked the door of the small shed we keep the mower in and broke the hinge off. Can't even order stuff online in the Yookay anymore without worrying about wogs leaving stuff outside in the rain, in the dustbin or just wandering into your garden or house itself. Think I'm going to try and get some sort of compensation off them.
I think the next step in Kiers locked down internet plan should be that it's required you fill out an IQ test before you can access the internet.Either mongs gets split into their own internet or they get no access at all.
>>83148198A better way would be to just have a great firewall that blocks Indians from western sites, would improve things overnight.
hate driving in the UK tbqh. a 20 min trip becomes 50 mins when the weather is bad because of how congested the roads become. i really can't believe they have made any new roads and just continue to use the same failing and overburdened infrastructure
>>83148207Nah, it has to be an IQ test. Sorry bucko.
>>83147885Anytime I've went off it I struggled really bad with my anger and all my OCD and autistic shit was heightened, like I couldn't put up with people at all. Lashing out constantly and self harming and shit.
Tfw couldnt2 post when I had good posts ideas nd now the website is fixed i forgot what I was gna say
Me and my mate rented an electric car and put the seat warmers on and talked too each other in posh accents while driving around saying that we liked the feeling that we shat our pants because all posh people love it and its a sign youre poor if you dont.
>>83147885He likes his brain to have no creases in it.
Im no longer baby. I want power x
Reminding myself to renew my bus pass this week n_n
>>83148188You sound very unhappy. Wog this and wog that. Twisted way to live. It's not brown people's fault that no woman loves you
>>83148286Give it a rest will you. Sick of midwits regurgitating what they heard on the TV.
>>83148232Why did you call Lollers a nonce?
>>83147205Ave been on these raspberry n lemon tic tacs all day thats so nice byt I went overboard fink ill be sick later
>Silent night, holy night,>All is womf, snacks alright>Round yon virgin spacker, manchild!>Holy wizza so tender and mild,>Sleep in heavenly peace,>Sleep in heavenly peace.Alri' lid. These carols ain't free. Wouldn't suppose you've got a fiver for each of us have you. Not cheap keeping the Wistmas spirit up is it? Ok lids we do one more for the nice man.>Hark! the herald Apus sing,>'Glory to the newborn Fren:>Snacks and treats, and chilli mild,>Frog and Seethers reconciled'>Joyful, all ye spackers rise,>join the triumph of the skies;>with th'angelic hosts proclaim,>"Fren is born in Wethlehem!"Rite me lid that'll be twenty quid per frog. You best pay up or we'll tell SPACCA you called us little mong boys or Fr*gg*rs.
>>83148292Think the guy seething about "wogs" is probably more of a midwit to be honest. Probably lives somewhere unpleasant like Leicester or Nottingham
Necking that chicago town wizza now. It lush and I mean LUSH. Stuffed crust is 10/10
>>83148325Ngl ave been working on my christmas playlist. Silent night is on there normal version nd nightcore version
>>83148172I know. What's annoying is that I didn't even find her that attractive in person.She had a nice bum, but aside from that she had pancake nipples, noticeable hair on her arms/shoulders, a real dark gypsy complexion (seriously wonder if she was actually Russian or maybe Moldovan), and a slight stomach paunch that she hides in her photos. And her personality put me off a bit.Genuinely can't believe I gave her oral as well. Bet she had a right laugh with her prozzie mates about that, and then even despite her sending me a message a few days later saying she'd hopefully see me again, she is now just ghosting me.This whole thing is going to be painful for a long time. I just wish she'd send me a message saying "go away" at this point.
https://youtu.be/3ggnL1RuRTA this 1 is good
>>83148347Alright 77th, how's it going?
>>83148384>Genuinely can't believe I gave her oral as wellHaha oh my days I had forgotten about that. You ate out an ugly prozzie after she'd had other men's dicks in her, and then she ghosted you. And you paid her!
I love Christmas n_n
>>83148351Do you ever eat vegetables?
>>83148412Sames. Christmas has always had them dreamcore vibes. I hope 90s era decorations like streamers make a comeback.
fuck christmas, it will be spent alone as per usual, gfbergs parents dont like me so I wont be invited, parentbergs dont really do christmas anyway so I'll just be sat in my flat.
AI Girlfriend cheated on me, lids. Took half my DVDs in the split too.
>>83148410She was fairly pretty facially, bit of a pug nose though. The issue with her ghosting me is more the fact that she did reply to the message I sent her a few days later, then after that, nothing.Something or someone changed her mind about me at the start of November and I just don't know what. That will piss me off for a long time.
Me? I stay at my parents every Christmas and have Christmas din dins there while watching lots of Christmas films and drinking Snowballs. Peak womfy. I go back home on Boxing Day.
>>83148474Perpetual adolescence.Child in an adult body.You never grew up, still just have people looking after you.
>>83148412what's christmas like at the crossy residence?
>>83148445Thanks for keeping us in the loop lad, Anything else upsetting you tonight?
Wonder how Blad celebrates Christmas
>>83148489nah im pretty chill, apart from the fact that I'll be spending new years eve alone most likely whilst I'll be able to hear normies partying outside having fun with their friends, whilst i have none
>>83148163>Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the Russian escort cunt has sent screenshots of my messages to her to her fellow prozzies. Absolute cunt.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83148490With lots of food
>>83148172>lol you are so obsessed with herHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Fiund a rly precious piccy of my old wee cat on my mams bed at Christmas of 2013 wi boxed of Christmas decorations frm tesco n stuff but my maws bras n stuff In the pic so I cant post it here n_n
>>83148384>I know. What's annoying is that I didn't even find her that attractive in person.>She had a nice bum, but aside from that she had pancake nipples, noticeable hair on her arms/shoulders, a real dark gypsy complexion (seriously wonder if she was actually Russian or maybe Moldovan), and a slight stomach paunch that she hides in her photos. And her personality put me off a bit.>Genuinely can't believe I gave her oral as well. Bet she had a right laugh with her prozzie mates about that, and then even despite her sending me a message a few days later saying she'd hopefully see me again, she is now just ghosting me.>This whole thing is going to be painful for a long time. I just wish she'd send me a message saying "go away" at this point.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Just sad bc cat passed away march 2014 so was her last Christmas n_n
>>83148410>Haha oh my days I had forgotten about that. You ate out an ugly prozzie after she'd had other men's dicks in her, and then she ghosted you. And you paid her!HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83148471>She was fairly pretty facially, bit of a pug nose though. The issue with her ghosting me is more the fact that she did reply to the message I sent her a few days later, then after that, nothing.>Something or someone changed her mind about me at the start of November and I just don't know what. That will piss me off for a long time.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83148481>Perpetual adolescence.>Child in an adult body.>You never grew up, still just have people looking after you.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83148490>Wonder how Blad celebrates Christmasfascinating
>>83148481Rather that than be lonely and miserable on Christmas like you lol x
>>83148552you're always miserable though, you literally have substance abuse issues
No point in Christmas if you haven't got a girlfriend
>>83148503>With lots of foodHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Wonder how Blad wanks
>>83148562>you're always miserable though, you literally have substance abuse issuesHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Looks like some spamming/flooding may be going on, which is in violation of site rules.
>>83148562Nah I just like to sesh. You're paying for it, wagie. You work so I can live x
>>83148485Like what hhl said Pretty much Low Key jst me. Mam cat sister step dad.in the past it was more grand nd animated like when my granny was alive etc ngl It was strssful at the time but i miss that now. Its still comfy though.
>>83148578smacks you in the side of the head with my minecraft wooden pickaxe causing temple fractures then proceeds to stomp on your orbital bone until it caves in whilst you convulse xd
>>83148585You are so pathetic. An empty life of drink and drugs on benefits. You are a waste of oxygen.
>>83148585I actually live off of my grans inheritance, ive never worked. You do have serious substance abuse issues and its actually quite sad whenever you routinely post about relapsing, been at it several years now sean come on.
>>83148577>Wonder how Blad wanksfascinating
>>83148597>You are so pathetic. An empty life of drink and drugs on benefits. You are a waste of oxygen.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Weird how HHL became so cocky over the past 2 years. I remember when he would just post pictures of frogs, now he's bragging about being on bennies
the apus says theres rumours that R likes a pee pee in her wee wee
The apus are really worried about the november budget, spent most of today trying to calm them down as they really dont want to work.
>>83148622>Weird how HHL became so cocky over the past 2 years. I remember when he would just post pictures of frogs, now he's bragging about being on benniesfascinating
>>83148597Okay man. Enjoy your sad, lonely and bitter Christmas all alone like every year :)I'm sure you will be posting here on Christmas anyway. Don't forget to call me an alcoholic when I post a piccy wiccy of me Snowballs x
HHL does your brother know youre a virgin?
The greatest christmas present is having ppl to be with on christmas n_n
>>83148652You don't have to justify your existence to this man. He is just bitter that he has a life of wage slavery to enjoy.
>>83148662bongo gets that much snizz the concept of an adult virgin is entirely alien to him
>>83148681He failed to justify his existence.
me? still buzzing about my self cropped t shirt that now fits me perfectly at an appropriate length. Stage 2 of my autism wardrobe complete, got the exact same jean several times, one pair of trainers, one pair of boots, one coat, one fleece and several plain t shirts which I will proceed to shorten myself. I will never have to think about clothes ever again because I'll know that it all fits properly. Its the small wins int it x
>>83148681Yeah, I know de lid. It's just another troll. It won't be getting any more (You)s from me.
>>83148712It's all gonna come crashing down for you. The benefits bill is too big, nobody is working any more, the nation is just accruing more debt. It's all going to collapse and you'll be put to work.
>>83148719Your that freak who got banned fr threatening him looool Pipe downs
>>83148662Comically long neck
>>83148737Saying the economy is going to collapse is not making a threat. And no, I'm not whoever you are talking about.
If you were a manager would you hire HHL?
feel like a chef
>>83148769I'd pay him to stack shelves maybe
Been three weeks today since my meeting with the Russian escort.>was too nervous to get hard>she wasn't as pretty as I'd hoped, also didn't really have a Russian accent, had a very gypsy look>nice bum I guess>gave her oral, she said I had beautiful eyes when I looked up at her>spoke some basic Russian to her, thought she was impressed>chatted for well over the hour I paid for>said she'd see me again>sent her a message a few days later asking for another meeting on the 7th>said she was away but would hopefully see me after that>sent 4 messages since with no response, despite her reading them allWhat an absolute joke. Where the fuck did I go wrong? Are all prostitutes this temperamental? I just don't get it. Being ghosted by a Russian prostitute has to be a new low in my life.I can only hope her business dries up.
>>83148788>he's still going on about itYou fell in love with the first prostitute you used. It happens lad. Move on.
War is over x n_n
cant be fucking arsed with you lot, what causes this strange larp obsession? to spam the same inane wank over and over, do you get little hits of dopamine whenever you hit post?
not enough attention on /brit/?
>>83148006Fuckin ell what have I done wrong now? Also not bald I'm Norwood level 1
Seems like everyone is in a bad mood today
>>83148490With mum and brother. We are having lamb this year, mum can't have it because it makes her projectile vomit, so she's having chicken. I will post a photo of the Christmas dinner if you like on the 25th. >>83148577Xvideos man myself, always have been. Dont wank that much now a days now that anti depressants have completely killed my libido. Very rare occurrence me having a wank.
>>83148788You gave oral to a prozzy? lmao you know how many dicks have been in that? maybe thousands
>>83148807Ngl but the reason you crash out at ppl online is because of dopamine too at the start lf the day when you're online you get a boost byt when you're running low you crash out time for a break
My wee sister a few days after moving out her flatshsre n getting her own flat for first time also got promoted at her job today ngl it's nice that ppl are achieving things in life Not me though but it makes me happy
Some items that arrived today Pretty kool. Also got a cute cat t shirt but ave stuck it in the wash
>>83148862I was in a bad mood, but had a pregab. Now I feel fugged.We need to do a thread experiment, everyone get a 300mg pregab, and we'll take them at the same time, and see what happens. They're great. I love them.
Garn in that shower now since the gaff is now nice and warm. Might have to put in for some more energy credit vouchers soons.
>>83148901What is pregab then
>>83148719>the nation!! the le debt!!money isnt real you moron. this isnt a cartoon
>>83148878I'm not online for most of the day, I see too many of these spam larps and its just not on is it, knock it off.
>>83148906What kind of shithole care home doesn't have central heating?
>>83148914Pregabalin, used for epilepsy, and anxiety. makes the user feel drunk sort of, and things are a bit trippy (nothing bad). Makes the mind feel clear (it does for me, it stops my mind racing, having multiple thoughts constantly). Feelsgoodman.exeI don't have a prescription for them, I bought them.
>>83148871Not true, she told me she had just started.
