Aaron A Aaronson edition for this chilly autumnal evening in Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
>the old "u mad"Lol. I think people your age would say you've been "cooked" here. I'd call it capitulation. Have a good evening little lad. Hope your mum cooked you something nice for tea earlier.
I wish she'd come back and make asmr. Not for me but for her fans. That would be the best thing for her to do.
Imagine playing Watch Dogs 1 before they patched the drinking minigame thing to make it easier. Fucking hell that was so ridiculous back in the day.
>>83159494Elden Ring final boss before they made it easier... CORRRRRRRR!
>>83159366I know, I'm just pissed off. I wanted to lose my virginity to her, I told her I'm a virgin, absolute heartless cunt.
watched the running man. shite
>>83159512Too brutal for me. I don't like punishing games. Rage quit after them dog things come out and kill me in Bloodborne early on. Never played games like that since.
>>83159533How does it compare to the Arnie version?
>>83159534Kek, you gotta persevere mate. Feels really satisfying when you finally beat your enemies. I feel ya though, the dogs in Souls games are real cunts.
>>83159557It wasn't even a boss...just the first non human enemy. I tried like 50 times.
Remember when you wanted better than the 4/10 British rose at school? Now you have no one.
I fucked up my life. There's no point working now and I'll never get to start having fun this late in the game. I will not work and have no fun. You can't explain this shit to a doctor...they just don't understand.
whos browner, poley or ruthmong?
>>83159577You gotta beat those little enemies to level up. They're not for everyone though, if you don't enjoy them no point forcing yourself.
>>83159642Have you considered joining a religious order like a monestary? Youll have a life of rewarding work ahead of you and friends to help you. Or perhaps Bhuddism, travel to tibet and ask to join, sit on a mountainside and contemplate the teachings.There's lots to do once you are free of the responsibility of money.
10 odd years ago when I worked at my local Tesco, an old man (60s) used to come in regularly on Friday evenings. He wore obviously fake tits, a very short skirt, ripped tights and mismatched high heels. He stank, like he'd never washed. I genuinely knew he was in the store one night because I could smell him 3 aisles over. Anyway, one night he was caught wanking over the mushrooms and police took him away.
>>83159584I wouldn't say no to her. Cute greasy bangs and clear skin.
Might have a tinny me
>>83159679You need money to go all the way to Nepal. I don't think I can ever get a passport.
pissing in an open milk jug and leaving it on the floor of my already smelly boxroom for a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIq6i4-8Nww
>>83159707I could cosign one for you if you live near Reading.
For me it's Paki gurlz
>>83159707320 quid one way in April.
Humiliaiton ritual xhttps://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/1991048201244455229
It was a mistake to try to drive to the shops earlier. It was already -3C outside and the snow on the windscreen had frozen and fused to the glass.It took me 20 minutes of using an ice scraper with almost half a can of deicer to get it about 65% clear, whilst having the car running blasting the fans. Is there a better way?
Strawby millshake
>>83159776fucks sake lad just get a can of de-icer
>>83159776Yeah, walk you fat bastard
>>83159800Perhaps if you learnt to read it would help.
Feel wungry me. Kinda lowkey wempted to walk down the chippy before it closes and get something x
Fucking -6c out there ladsDunno how I'm gonna survive into January
If fact, that's exactly what I'm garn do. Fuck it x
>>83159824Jumbo sausage and chips with gravy x
>>83159819Where you? 2C here
sick of the smell of weed coming from the new household opposite mine. so close to calling the police on them
am i the only one who likes the cold?
>>83159864I like it. Love being cosy, love brisk walks on frozen ground, love seeing my breath, and love snow.
Thinking about buying a new car lads.Between the Audi A3 and VW Golf, not sure
>>83159847Up North in Yorkshire, the actual temp is -1 but the "feels like" is -6c so I'm going off that
>>83159863You can get legal weed on prescription, report me and I'll do you for disability discrimination
>>83159877I'm a NEET so I will never get a car. Expensive and high maintenance anyway.
>>83159877Get a White man's car instead
>>83159877Life of a wagie, never content, get a new car, new house, new phone, new haircut, new girlfriend, repeat until dead
>>83159881Using the "feels like" temperature is cheating. When I said it was -3C I was reporting the actual temperature.Looks like it will be a chilly night anyway, feels like -8 soon.>tfw
>>83159655Ruthmong for sure!
>>83159881mines showing feels like -2. "feels" feels like a meme temperature, like who decides? prefer actual readings
>>83159877Golf. Audi's are for twats
>>83159836I got some webab meat, chippies and warlic sauce xGarn watch some new South Park now x
>>83159927Nah I'm honestly not a big spender, just want a nice car>>83159917Like what?
keep on getting betrayed at the end in arc raiders. why bother ever being friendly
>>83159977My mum's got a Golf and it's great. Actually a bit jealous because I couldn't afford one.
HHL eating KFC bucket meals, webabs, wurgers and Crimbo Dinner all on for free. HOW does he EAT so lush?You pay for it x.
>>83160053he deserves it for his hidden disability. it no joke x
>>83160055What hidden disability? Isn't he just a liar?
>>83160053Don't forget about them nachos and cheese dippingtons I'll be having at the cinema this week.
hhl got the twolls on tapit a hhl world, we're merely living in it x
On that OG wucozade now x>>83160100True x
>>83159726That's Moni isn't it.
>>83159528She was right to ignore you, fucking weirdo. Ruthmong tier you are.
>>83159877Get something Japanese, modern VAG cars are shite.
I still can't stop thinking about this girl from my dream last night, who I lost my virginity to. It's difficult for me to accept she doesn't exist, because it was so real.
escortmong is still at it? it's honestly pathetic seeing him tap dance from /brit/ to /britfeel/ and reply to old threads keeping up this pathetic gimmick.
>>83160149I remmeber a couple years back I had a dream about a girl who I went on a date with and she was totally into me. I really liked her too. It was a great dream but she's not real. Those kind of dreams are rare for me and I still remember the dream years later, even though I can no longer remember exactly what she looked like. All I remember is she had long jet black hair and she would laugh at all my dumb jokes. We went into town for a date.
Gonna get my pencil out and sharpen it I reckon x
>>83160168He's posting this shit in /brit/ too? Fucking hell.
>>83160170Mine had long dark black hair too, but very white pale skin. She was gorgeous, and had the best looking pussy I've ever seen. I licked her out.
>>83160179yes, he regularly gets told to fuck off too. He seems to see which thread gives him the most attention and post his "updates" there firstAnd then he inevitably goes to the other thread once he gets either laughed at or told to fuck off
>>83159877I passed my driving test 3 months ago and still haven't bothered to get a car. My parents keep sending me cars for sale on whatsapp but I don't even open the links. Can't be fucked with the hassle of having a car tbqh.
can't wait for transport fever 3, i just hope it's good and not another cities skylines 2 situation
>>83160188I like him, I wouldn't mind hanging out with him IRL.
cars are good, means you can go on night drives, im about to set off on one soon
Might buy Europa Universalis V.
>>83160195passed in june and I still haven't, kinda dont want to lose money money monthly than I already do. Would like to be able to have a car and live on my own but if I do both im saving nothing per month
>>83160229>*more money monthlyffs, beddington calls.
nightdrive speeding down the dual carriageway wired as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNrM1adnPHU
>>83160205Dont go to Yorkshire or the East coast, one of the main roads is fucked. is on front page of the dailyfail
>>83160195I passed my driving test when I was 36... in my defence I hadn't tried before then, I'm autistic, and never needed to drive because I lived a 2 minute walk from a big supermarket and 5 minute walk from public transport in a big city.After passing, I still didn't drive, because I basically didn't need to. And despite passing, I was not a confident driver, because I had hardly driven. Which made me not want to drive even more. So just continued not driving. I drove about 3 times per year for years.I drive more now because I moved somewhere that I basically have to drive, and that's one of the things driving opened up for me - freedom of where I live and where I can go. I now have the ability to go anywhere anytime. I could just drive at 2am onto a moor if I wanted to, or drive to Dundee with bare feet.It is still annoying having to maintain a car, every year MOT, servicing, car insurance, road tax, breakdown cover if you want it, plus any maintenance that happens. I feel like all of these things come around fast and I'm sick of it.But overall it actually still works out cheaper than ever using the train. If you divide all the petrol costs, insurance and other costs into the journeys done, it works out so much cheaper it's ridiculous, a car is 10x cheaper to travel 100x more often. Public transport is a joke in this country.
>>83160248too far for a nightdrive for me lad, i have been planning on going to southport one evening though
Gotten up me XHad some crazyarse dreamingtons again there
There's NO palm oilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qteJxc1dI0
>>83160283You got up did you? Cunt.
>>83160140Again, how am I weird? She did say I was the first virgin she had seen and I don't think she knew how to deal with it. But again, I was polite and kind with her.
sometimes i feel so happysometimes i feel so sadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNSH8OdHx2A
>>8315998590% of the interactions I have are friendly on that game
Need a new passport. I look like such a criminal in the photo.
>>83160209For me it's Theme Hospital.
>>83160318I literally have a black eye in mine because I fell when I was plastered the night before I got the photos done.
>>83160327>Theme Hospitalbased
wonder where guitarlad went. haven't seen him post in a long time
started playing killing floor again recently, alone obviously because i have no friends but its still fun
Is noncelad/paedodadlad here?
one day stink of fishanother day stink of shit
Finished off that webab and chips. Feel stuffed now x
>>83160357lol why would you still get it done? That's the passport you'll have for 10 years, you couldn't wait for it to heal?
>>83160384One day I'm noncing kids another day I'm flooding the algorithm to hide it.
Me? I ate a mackerel caught in the Atlantic by Scottish fishermen.Thanks laddies
>>83160381Used to play Left for Dead alone all the time and still had fun.
>>83160429Wasnt she like 25
Does anybody here know how to solve WINE problems?
>>83160407What sauce did you have lid? For me it's extra helping of house sauce.
>>83160440same actually lad, that game would be very nostalgic for me now, ive been putting off buying it off steam for a while now but i think ill cave in soon
>>83160454Alcoholics Anonymous helped me
>>83160440>>83160459I played that back in the day when I used to have internet gaming friends. It was seriously fun with friends. Never enjoyed trying to play it with strangers, and don't think it would be much fun alone either - I mean once you've done every mission what would be the point? For me L4D was the experience of stuff happening with lads that you joke about.
>>83160468I'm talking about the emulator.Have a program which won't launch any more after the last update.
>>83160480Well it was different every time you played so it was fun to just slaughter hordes on a low difficulty. Same pleasure you get from killing 1000s of Qing scum in Dynasty Warriors.
>>83160507You reminded me of this old game I played called Nation Red. It's basically like an isometric L4D but where you just have to survive multiple waves in an arena.I played that loads in co-op but I also played it loads by myself because I guess it was just fun to try to beat my high scores and mowing down zombies with different weapons was fun.
>>83160450She was severely mentally ill, why was mark taking advantage of somebody like that?
Hate my life x
I've been getting into country music.Kind of wish I lived in Kentucky or West Virginia, and could buy guns easily and drive an absurdly large pick up with cheap gas, drive into the wilderness, drink a few beers with the racist lads. Seems womfy as hell.
>>83159584BN does not hate his life. He is deeply satisfied
he spits out:'brits out'only smokes carrollsyoutube.com/watch?v=TNXrKBt76zI
>>83160457Warlic sauce de lid. The only right choice x
>>83160639Move to Norn Iron, lid. They're massive into country music. It's a bit weird, actually.
Spiritually am here x
>>83160755Seems alright there actually, somehow despite the troubles it ended up better off than most of England, because less affected by Muslim immigration.
>>83160761It's getting worse but nowhere near as bad as England fortunately. We're busy hating each other but when they put a load of refugees in a town we come together to fuck them out. Feels good.
>>83160775Based and riotpilled
Anyone noticed how Britfeel dies does after 11pm. Is this because everyone has jobs and went to bed, or is it because everyone are failed normies and they're out partying
>>83160639Come to the Ridge-and-Valley Appalachians of Pennsylvania. We have rodeos and tractor pulls all summer long. Hunting is super popular; I have wild venison in my freezer right now. Catawissa is surrounded by White European generational family farms, very redneck, racist, and womfy.
>>83160945It honestly sounds amazing. Maybe in a few years Trump will offer refugees from Europe to enter the USA.I'm a high IQ guy with a job, one of the only net positive tax payers in the country, and my life is completely shit.
>>83160982Your IQ is not that high if you cannot figure out how to have a good life lad
Right now as we speak there are femanons buying stripper poles to practise on
Garn beddingtons soon me. Feel tired af so imma watch some YouTubes till I fall asleeps.
>>83161076I already know what my IQ is. This interaction isn't worth it.
I save up me shits for 4-5 days and when it's time to go I put on toccata and fugue BWV 565. proper accentuates the grim aura especially when ive been taking too many antacids and it's a goliath 'tough crowner'. lights nice and dimmed too, it's all about getting that morbid 'gothic torture dungeon' atmosphere right, as I prepare to unleash yet another 5-flusher into the bowl. me missus calls me 'vlad feces' because of how this little ritual has developed.
>>83161105Yeah you are good at puzzles but I meant actual usable intelligence
>>83161112I like it lad. Humans are ritualistic creatures. Have you considered bringing a deity into the ritual? Some kind of pagan chaos god?
unreal tournament 2004 aswell, fucking loved that back int' day
>>83161142>doesn't know about Parpus worshipoffer 12 bog rolls to him in the woods under a tree and you will be blessed with bigger turds than your missus, so she never shitmogs you.
Din-din o'clock is it X
Back on Hinge again but I can only seem to match with black women and pajeetas. Kinnell. I just want a tall White goddess gf x
>>83161131You are a sad little prick, probably perpetually unemployed.Yes, IQ, measures particular aspects that we consider to be intelligence - problem solving, mathematical capability, language manipulation.I'm autistic and I admit I lack in some areas, some of which are important. I am not good at communication. But nonetheless, I'm able to do a job which people value and want to pay me a lot for.When I said I was a high IQ person wanting to move to America, I meant that, and that alone. I could create wealth for a business, due to how good I am at my job.I work in the tech industry, and salaries in the UK about 30-50% of what they are in America. You'd know this if you ever had a job or cared about these things. The UK economy has been total shit for decades, and has become unbelievably worse in the last year. Again, something you would know if you had to work instead of claiming benefits.This feminist concept of IQ being uncouple from intelligence is tiresome. We have centuries of data, the higher your IQ the better you perform, the more you earn, etc. And when aggregated, the higher a country's IQ is, the higher the country preforms. But yeah sure... tell me more about your "usable intelligence". Is it "emotional intelligence"? Something completely useless unless you want to raise a small child.
>>83160945Yanklass, I went camping in the Poconos this year and had some very frightening encounters with black bears. Luckily, they get scared easily but a few were sniffing around my tent. Went to the massive Walmart in the mountains and got some good DVD pickups too. Those beer shops in the middle of nowhere are great as well.
>>83161222Black bears are less dangerous than black men.
>>83161200I mean this in the nicest way possible mate, but you can't afford to be picky. Slam some of that brown arse and have a good time. As for me? I don't even have the balls to meet up with a girl.
>>83161236Probably true. There are a lot of scary looking black people in America. I've been to Philly a few times now but it never gets any less unnerving. I guess Americans are just used to it. Like, even in the campgrounds, black families had fancy campervans and shit and were obviously well off, but I was still a little fearful around them. I guess I'm just racist.
>>83161256Never relax my friend. Trust me. It's OK to be racist inside your head, if the alternative is being dead.
>>83161237> I don't even have the balls to meet up with a girl.Same here tbqh de lid but it's also a case of laziness for me. I know for a fact I'll never travel outside my city to meet a lass and local lasses are mostly grim af. Rather stay womfy with me ASMR gfs ruthlad style.
OK, I'm liking tarkov, good job I decided to keep it.
>>83161317You went to Dublin last week
I wonder how the conversation went down between Ruth and her Dad when she told him about the stalking situation. She may have been genuinely scared that Ruthmong was going to come and find her at one of the pubs.
>>83160982Would that it were so simple.You' probably really like it here, and no one would regard you as an invader because that is reserved for browns and blacks. Conversely, most would be fascinated by your accent, ask lots of questions about Britain, and want to be friends. There is a state university and a massive rural hospital nearby, so even though the wokeism and diversity that come with them are negatives, the good jobs and above-average intelligence employees (who are not leftists) make them net positives.
>>83161317Don't become too like Ruthlad, lid. I expect to see him on the news one day. He's way too far gone. At least you have shoes.
>>83161350I think he's a danger to himself only. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>83161345My family member in America says all her black colleagues are mean to her because she's white, even though she's their boss. She also says they're lazy as fuck, kek.
>>83161333Aye but that was a holiday that had been planned for ages, big difference. I'm not garn travel to somewhere like Leeds or Nottingham just to meet some lass who could ghost me or turn out to be insufferable irl.
>>83161345It still sounds amazing, where do I sign up.Are there also young fillies who want a British cock?
>>83161371>there are women in Leeds right now who are desperate for your cock.
>>83161200>another example of Just Be WhiteAnd whites claim they can be incels. lol
>>83161222I haven't experienced a bear in quite awhile, but they are definitely out there. I guess some of them are really good at sniffing out human foodstuffs. Walmart is peak 'Murica and rural beer distributors are peak Appalachia, so in a grotesque yet sweet way it's cool you got to experience them. I drove through an economically depressed derelict coal town today and it was fascinating. Beautiful architecture from when the mines were booming, now just poorly maintained or abandoned and falling apart.
I'm currently very receptive to any femanons who want to kiss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxn62DjzaBsDumbfuck boomers actually falling for this lol
>>83161361That's what they said about that psycho lid from that one film... Mentalist? I can't remember.
>>83161423Yesh, the fuckers ransacked our coolers even though we had them up high. Had to store them in the boot of the car at night from then on. The ones with food anyway. I nearly shit my pants when I saw the silhouette of the bear and her cubs sniffing around at my tent. Thought they were dogs at first. The rangers did warn us though and during the week the campground was mostly empty so I guess they were more adventurous. The fuckers can climb trees too.Yeah, some of the shitty neighbourhoods close to Philly are really eye opening. Literal ghettos out of something like The Wire, which I always thought was exaggerated for telly.Went to a massive antique place near the mountains too. It was like three massive warehouses. The amount of Americana and all sorts of shit on display was amazing. Would have bought all sorts but it would have been too difficult to bring back home. My case was filled with American Blu-rays anyway.
What happened to the guy saying he wanted to go for a night drive?>>83160205
>>83161366Accurate on both counts. They have been told that Whites are the cause of all their (self-created) problems and they are indeed so stereotypically, blatantly, and perversely stupid, jealous, racist, entitled, and lazy that everyone who isn't some indoctrinated libtard NPC quietly hates them and knows they are dangerous/to be avoided.>>83161373I dunno...how in the fuck can the Free Shit Army of illiterate unassimilable Somalian Haitian and Aztec cannibals just cross the border and be given everything but our racial/ethnic brothers who are willing and able to actually contribute to society are prevented from joining us? Oh yeah...because Jews.I don't know many people let alone young fillies, but it's reasonable to believe that you would be an object of curiosity to many women of breeding age.
>>83161498I'd love to go to the Philly Art Museum, the National Aquarium in Baltimore, various Smithsonians in DC...but all are no-go zones as far as I'm concerned. Not travelling there by myself, not even in touristy areas. The Wore indeed.Love antiques me. I regularly drive around the valleys to mills and barns full of old stuff, and country auctions as well.
https://youtu.be/1CnPFgV6FZU
>>83161510its me and i got back about half an hour ago, couldnt really be arsed going far but everything was looking nice and frosty including my car
>>83161595You frosty bastard, it's been inhospitable out there for hours for me.I've been blasting the heating but I can't get it over 13C inside.
Its rly weird if elephant birds nd moa birds still existed in past 1000 yrs nd the moa was around as recently as 1500s or Possibly even 1700s. Very tall nd dinosaur like.IDk ave been watching crocodile documentarys nd it makes me glad that theres nothing that bad living in this country The scary thing here is the humans
Ist really like a Griffon or something idk it's hard to imagine
anyone remember the Minecraft server back in 2019?
>>83161646>>83161669Based and megafauna pilled
i have woken. it is cold.morning cross, morning HHL, morning Yanklass.
>>83161632yea i did start to regret it when i was drowning my windsheield in deicer and my fingers started to hurt, was worth it once i got nice and toasty inside though
Cor imagine being a caveman in the late pleistoscene, 12 foot gorillas knockin about, crocodiles the size of boats. jeepers.
>>83161737Ngl very anxious times id imagine nd no fluoxetines or diazepams etc back then
Listening to Feeder and getting nostalgic for the early 00's
new Neville Longbottom is a blond, unlike in the racist original. i feel seen.>>83161794WAKING UP AT 12IN MY CLOTHES AGAINFEEL MY HEAD EXPLODEFROM A NIGHT OF GIN
>>83161716Window n_n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv22uPAHgCwWomfy docuslop this
>>83161646As a Christian I don't believe in evolution. Dinosaurs as well. Sorry
I'm gonna be depositing a big, fat, stinkyarse deuce now.
>>83161716Nodding off watching these YouTube videos so am garn sleeps now. Nighty nights.>>83161716Morning lid x
>>83161858Meh ave held similar views in the past but am not gna be arrogant nd say I honestly know better than anyone else. A lot of creationists still believe in dinosaurs tho. Idk I dont blindly trust science ppl byt I dont think God wants me to be retarded on purpose aka Discernment.
oh aye, it it isn't britfeel comfyhrs
Ngl a lot of christians believe stuff that is barely in the bible. Especially about the afterlife.
so-called 'scientists' can't even agree whether dinosaurs had feathers or were like salamanders.i'll be waiting for the time travellers, thank you.
>>83161921Love the alien cats
>>83161921what's the biblical take on the afterlife, crosslad?feel all awkward and modern-brained about what i remember. like in Revelations people come back and it's all exciting but it's still 'them'? we are still 'us' in Heaven? walking around and that?
Une deuceington hath been deposited x
>>83161928Bogos binted matey x
>>83161922imagine the size of the feathers on some of those units phwoar
>>83161922All the Pterosaurs had feathers I reckon, I can't go back to some of those dino movies and look at the flying ones without noticing their fleshy batwings now. I know jurassic park has their genetic monster retcon but still.
>>83161948Ngl I fink about it every day nd am very Much conflicted nd confused about it lately so its not smth I could say in a post here.I would jst stress myself out if i tried at this time of Night. Theres a lot of different views
>>83161986so they were more like birds? thought it was just a fleshy membrane like picrel, nee plumes.
having three Nipits at once i don't even care if i die of a liquorice overdose nobody try to stop me.
only wanna go to heaven if crossy's there too
>>83161716Morning de ladIt is one in your degrees here right now, will go down to -2 in the wee hours. Have to keep my thermostat at 18-19* because I have some like tropical plants. Still like to bundle up warmly though. I also got some pretty new coral red bath towels today.
>>83162076wouldnt be heaven if he wasnt there
>>83162047imo yes, dinos were likely an avian/reptillian mash. Dino's probably looked more like dodos or chickens, and the flying ones were like vulture-lizards. simply my headcanon n scientists way smarter than me would line up to disagree so w/e.
>>83162076>>83162090Thats so nice.Hopefully I see u there.x
>>83162082corrr i wish i had the means to care about aesthetics and temperatures. a 'thermostat', wow.i like the pics, Edward-Gorey-esque.
bit weird tbqhwyl yep
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/560058who is to say Stevan is wrong about God?
>>83162140I got told by the bennies gestapo a few months ago that the amount of money I had in my savings was too great and that this would affect the freeness of my health insurance, so I'm blowing some money on things I've been wanting a long time that now give me happiness or make my place more womfy. I like your lowbit kitty animation. They're calling for rimy overnights this weekend but the real freezing and potentially snowy winter weather won't kick in until after Thanksgiving.
>>83162140You dont have a thermostat? How do you control your heating?
>>83162235it not rite how they treat yous over there. you are a HUMAN BEING and the state should be there to support you. i'll support them supporting you with increased warmth even if this means supporting them taking away your gun-freedoms (we may have to agree to disagree.)>>83162252awkward plastic-esque dials on my storage heaters that no longer turn with a coin properly. but they'll click on any minute now, warm the place up.electric storage heaters, /britfeel/. they're the future.
Fink i need to lie down in order to let the foodington digest
Why have I been IP banned on my phone? This is a test post.
Ngl am so disappointed nd heartbroken that I cancelled on my church ppl but In all hoensty I wanted to stay in the house Am getting burned out nd overwhelmed now.I was making good progress but its jsut getting too much.Fink i need to work on myself bit more again first ave taken on too much.Ngl i feel subhuman af when the lassie says shes a school teacher nd her husband is a lawyer etc.Its okay but idk it jst stresses me out low key.I will talk over with them another time i couldnt do it today.Its hard.
1 last cuppa :x
>>83162454Try not to worry mate. If you're feeling ill then there's nothing you can do about it. They will still be there for when you recover. Take it easy and rest up they will understand.
>>83162454Did you get your hair cut my dude
>>83162528It got cancelled as the lassie had a funeral to go to.Ngl it sux as she doesnt have any more appointments until next week but ya. Everything happens for a reason as she said herself.
>>83162442On mobile data you mean.?I get random bans come up sometimes on 4G.
>>83162454sometimes womfing aound at home is best for mental elf
>>83162500>>83162675Thanx your rightxxxx
>>83162596Cut it yourself or get mammy to do it. Surely you dont want something complicated like a fade. Me? Balding so I just shave it all off once a week
me and crossy suffer from insomnia
>>83162716Can you grow a beard? n.n
>>83162734Shite isnt it n.n
Solid advice x
Watching Ocean Ramsey on youtbe its kool shes a nutcase though ngl. Ngl am shit scared of sharks since I was wee due to DEep Blue Sea film.Am a fan of cetaceans, Whales though epsecially Orcas
>>83162759>Can you grow a beard?There is "some" growth but it looks shit
uhm where is the snow
>tfw one (1) strand of hair makes a difference between a good beard and an unshaven mess
>>83159584What you said hits home more than an own goal at the last minute in your own turf.
>>83159584She looks incredibly smelly desu
So no one told us life was gna be this way n.n>24VAG
>>83162921To be honest, Facts
Id forgot like in skool butch lassies would have that greasy fringe like their hair was in a chip pan. That was skool era
rather be single than date uggos
Sucked up that wuppa like a elephant pepe
just woke up, work in 30, slept well albeit only 6 hours, wee nap on the cards when i get home at noon, it thursday
>>83162994This desu senpai. Even if I tried I'm just not attracted to ugly women.
feel a pregabalin but meeting my mum at noon
naturally i'm attracted to redheads the most
Peace on earth Christmas time x
Up and at 'em lads!Bacon and eggs are on, have a cuppa as well!
>>83162845corr might have to rewatch that kino
>>83163472https://youtu.be/BS8I9H07wKw D: n_n
the world is covered with snow.is it not.
>>83163526Ngl i cba getting out bed nd looking out the window so ill take ur word for it n.n
>>83163572i am in the top half of this image (not one of those fairies on the bottom half) and surely therefore we all have snow
can any southern f*****s report in??
North east Scotland and the snow is thick as fuck lads. Couldn't even get my back door open.
legalise catnip
Still a wee bit queasy from fapping too hard earlierShall be copping some more R&R semi-soonish X
>>83163658Same here. Council cunts haven't even gritted the roads.
>>83163700get some ketnip up thy snozz
>>83163698Legalise da herb x
i could perhaps order shopping. wagie-man is not to complain about snow.we are the Untermensch, this is what little 'power' we have.
*glomps you* n.n
*is glomped*
Blad jus4 flew over my house n_n
>>83163783The teeth sticking out is cute af n.n
Light my fire x n_n
>>83163835>ntlwhy is this in my brain?
Benefits Britain is so out of control santa has a pip sleigh n.n
Why are couples the most socially inept people outside of the meta of "finding a sex partner"?They are useless for anything else.P.s. appreciate the cat posting this morning.
>>83163851Somebody on here yesterday said they stillhave a old NTL box I think
>>83163853>Benefits Britain is so out of controlIt's literally less generous than other European countries and places like Australia and Canada
>>83163175You need to report your addiction to your mum and get some help>>83163348I'm going to sleep though wagie. Lol why are all wagies addicted to caffeine?>>83163526Maybe in some poor northern third world part of the UK
Met a wonderful girl at a wedding I went to last weekend, can't stop thinking about her. We got along so well.But of fucking course she wasn't single. She's engaged. I'm doomed to be alone forever, on the very rare chances I get along with a women, which is so rare, they aren't single.
>>83163976If she actually liked you she would cheat, stop coping
>>83163968you are an unpleasant person.
>>83163976your mistake was going to a wedding as a single. they're not for us.
>>83163968im not addicted though am i
Fairly deep snow in November. Quite magical insneed.
>>83164073All your neighvours, acquaintances, etc dream about moving to London.
>>83164104i'm his neighvour, we're fine where we are.might go for some Christmas Market churros later, since that's now apparently a thing.
>i'm his neighvour, we're fine where we are.
Wonder if some homeless died overnight
>>83164104Weird bit of concern trolling, this. I live in a good area. Lots of yuppie southerner types here, the types who have specifically chosen not to live in London.
>>83164135Ruthmong will be homeless soon desu
FOLLOW THE SCIENCE!
>>83164155Boris loves his rugby
>>83164155>Let's talk monWhy did Bozza suddenly turn Jamaican? Is he stupid?
>>83163976Literally every woman is in a relationship or has 100 orbiter.I genuinely don't know how this happens given the sex ratio is almost 50-50, but it does.
>>83164143Me? Couldnt imagine living in the north desu
>>83164155Also putting my chudspiracy hat onPart of me just cannot believe these texts are actually real, and that these people hold real power and it's how they actually talk to each other etcI could be wrong though idk, it just feels sus
>>83164186LIZARD PEPOPLE BRO
>>83164186It's real. Our ideas of our leaders being "supermen and superwomen" are compltely wrong.Boris Jhonsons farts have been known to have rats voluntarily evict themselves from where he drops them. He's just a man, like that mong in the bus shelter, they all are.
>>83164202Maybe maybeIt's not so much that I think they are supermen it's more that I wonder whether they have real power at allCorrr but if you get all metaphysical about it nobody does
>>83164186People in power are often more messed up than us. They make the decisions that determine whether someone lives or dies, directly or indirectly. They issue the orders, but they don't have to do the act themselves
the britfeel comfyhrs hath concluded
Spaffed again me XLuv spaffing i do
>>83164250Trying to keep it to once or twice a day, me. Don't want to bluntberg the dopamine receptorshires
chika's anus is known as the pied piper of the gays whenever he farts they come from all over the land to get a whiff
>>83164211I think Moldbug was on the right track when he was talking about power back in the old UR days, about how it's not centraliesd in the individuals we (read: most normies) assume it to be but rather it's decentralised and diffuse among a raft of unelected officials, money people, lobbyists etc.Cummings' substack and the interviews he gives is very enlightening on this topic. The PM is basically the only person in government that has any real authority, everyone else is beholden to committees, 'ethical standards', regulatory bodies, unelected bureaucrats or whoever else the process demands that a politician gives way to. It's a very very inefficient system that's ripe for graft and ultimately leads to citizens being pissed off that nothing changes because when they play by the rules on the books change is more or less impossible to implement.We need politicians who will simply use Parliamentary sovereignty to push their mandate and be unashamed of doing so.
>>83164170I don't get how everyone can seem to date but me. There was this right spaz at the wedding, he was a bit like me personality, looks, body and dress sense. He was with his a gf, a fucking gorgeous gym fit blonde. How the fuck? I must be cursed.
Trump defenders already spinning wild stories of why Trump giving a blowjob to Clinton is not a big deal if it's true. What timeline do I live in lads, this is crazy.
>>83164355Doubt he whinges on four channel little lad
>>83164388Probably, but he was also quite introverted and barely spoke to anyone other than his gf.
>>83164366It's obviously fake, but it does beg the question - in an age where delivering policy is essentially the goal of a political endeavour, rather than say 'moral, good and just governance', to what degree are people willing to put up with unsavoury men in power if they actually implement policy as promised?This isn't how I personally conceive of governance, but it does seem to be how a lot of people do in this weird policy or person dichotomy where they hand-wave personal deficiencies if the person in power is doing what they want or put up with not doing what they want if the person in power is seen as virtuous and upstanding.
Can definitely recommend the new MILFY scene with Phoenix Marie lads. Phoenix is really leaning into her MILF role since coming back to porn. Different from her prime days but still has that great energy. Latest scene is an IR airtight BBBG but plays into the hotwife angle by having her 'husband' film it and then when she's done she crawls over and sucks him off and fucks him a bit too.Very hot.
Yesterday I was thinking "nah I'm not a fan", after some hours last night, I have decided I like it.I think I'm going to play it now, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-_HJohPg5Y
>>83164425Ah yes, I should have said escape from tarkov. What I was intending on playing, but might give it another 30 min. Can't be making simple mistakes like that in game.
Frontier Developments are ignorning their userbase.Servers go down every thursday for 40 minutes, it's been the best part of two hours, they specifically ask the community to ping them on reddit if the servers aren't up on time.They ignore this and charge 25 quid for you to be able to build a station instantly.Grifting fucks.
>>83164425>>83164438I really like Tarkov, just wish I had more time to play it. Gameplay loop is womfy imo.
For me it's dossing
I'm so happy Yanklass is back, it was grim without her.
>>83164439My mate has spent 260 of big ben's biggest bongs on escape from tarkov. Paying for storage and stuff. Absolutely mental.>>83164453Took 3 hours of gameplay, then I started to like it.>>83164469Great isn't it.
>>83164485>Took 3 hours of gameplay, then I started to like it.Yeah that's a really big point of genuine criticism that the learning curve is brutal. Then again, not sure how you'd fix it without alienating your core player base. Some games aren't meant to be mass market accessible to everyone and that's fine. Honestly I wish more games would find ways to gatekeep people.
>>83164420Just looks like a vanilla BBC gangbang scene to me?
CORRRRR! Almost at the 200 pity pulls for Hishi Akebono on Umamusume. All without spending a penny. Take that, filthy whales! Giantess horse girl shall be mine. All on for free!
>>83164499Manuel Ferrera plays the husband and he sets up the date for his wife Phoenix. She fucks the three black guys and it's spliced up with these little POV shots of the husband filming on his phone. Then when Phoenix is finished she comes over to Manuel, sucks him and lets him fuck her a bit to finish.
>>83164420Never understood the appeal of dicks the colour of poo. ew.
>Can definitely recommend the new MILFY scene with Phoenix Marie lads. Phoenix is really leaning into her MILF role since coming back to porn. Different from her prime days but still has that great energy. Latest scene is an IR airtight BBBG but plays into the hotwife angle by having her 'husband' film it and then when she's done she crawls over and sucks him off and fucks him a bit too.
bastard sun is shining in my fookin eyes.i'm glad it'll melt the snow, but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP9Z5Pc8cRM>>83164498At first (and still slightly) think it was a bit annoying how noisy some actions were, and slightly annoying.I've died a few times, but only really got annoyed once, but that was at my mate, as we were in a building taking fire, he ran out, then told me to run out to the right, I did and ran into a grenade a bot had thrown. He was whinging saying uh got to be careful man, why run that way? I said I ran right, he said, oh I meant my right, sorry.Captcha is vet.
>>83164485I thought Tarkov was like some sort of scam game? Not on the scale of Star Citizen or anything.
>>83164541>think it was a bit annoying how noisy some actions were, and slightly annoyingFucks sake, just as I thought, sod it I'll play. I guess not.
>>83164510>Umamusumeso these animu girls are racing, but not as sprinters, they are secretly horse-people?i suppose that's not too far removed from good old-fashioned mechanical toy fairground horse betting things (anyone remember these? please someone remember these)
>>83164541When i used to team up in Elite Dangerous and get on voice i'd often here noobs say I'm going right! Cover me! (in that hollywood hero bullshit that americans do) and i'm like, "There's no right or left in space dude...." Then they disconnect.
>>83164573Yeah, they are basically horse girl sprinters. Some are modelled after real Japanese race horses too. Still a gacha game so naturally it's all about the cute shit and saving your pulls. Still not entirely sure how these horse girls are born compared to regular people. You take on the role as their trainer.
>>83164513Again, it just seems like another BBC gangbang to me. So she fucks a guy at the end of it, whoop de doo.
>>83164550It sort of is, you can still pay to get stuff, or grind. There's many games with a similar model. If they had 30000 people pay 260, wew lad, that's7.8 million.>>83164577What would you say? I've never played it.
>>83164577>"There's no right or left in space dude...."You know exactly what they meant though you little pedantic cunt.
Call of Duty Black ops 7 looks fucking awful.
>>83164573>(anyone remember these? please someone remember these)
>>83164596Yeah, Battlefield 6 is okay though. Not as good as Battlefield 1 though corrr. Miss that game desu.
>>83164596Normie slop is awful yes, welcome to the real world mate.
>>83164596Mad how the Modern Warfare reboot had a legitimately great campaign and the multiplayer was fun again but they have just got steadily awful again since. AI art up to the wazoo, terrible 'campaign' that tries to force you into teaming with other players, shitty matchmaking and microtransactions.
>slop 6 is okay though. Not as good as slop 1 though corrr.
>>83164613You're just jelly he won't let you deposit your slop in his bot.
>>83164595no thats wrong, you have a mini map to see where they are but you dont know how their ship is orientated, so their left and right might be in any direction.Also, have a snickers.>>83164589Trying to explain to people where you are going in space is difficult, you can set up locking on a teammates target with a keypress but some people arent into space and think of space combat as something like a flight sim would be.
>>83164613Honestly, the original Modern Warfare was great. I'd say even World at War was great. The multiplayer was genuinely fun and addicting, not too overly complicated. Ever since Modern Warfare 2 it's been downhill with a few peaks in between.
>>83164623I disagree, COD as a whole has been a plague to online shooters.
>>83164484Mmm that's a nice message to read upon wake-up. Time now for NYT puzz in bed, Wordle and that.
>>83164637Why do you think that? I mean before Modern Warfare my favourite shooters were Quake 3 and UT2003. I have a huge soft spot for those kinds of shooters. Halo 2 was pretty decent too. I also enjoyed the original Resistance: Fall of Man on PS3.
>>83164602i meant these things. i think.90s childhood, i just remember any time there was a carnival/fairground type place, there was always a 'serious' gambling area that had some elaborate gizmo where you'd bet on which cardboard horse would win.
gay geordie playing video games
>>83164651Unreal Tournament 3 was so fucking fun. Came out the same year as COD4 so naturally was overshadowed. PS3 version even let you use mods. I remember loading the maps and skins to a USB stick in school and bringing them home. They were server side too, so you could join other people's server on console and play whatever maps they had setup. Surprising freedom for a console game in 2007.
sort of just brute-forced today's Wordle.i got it, but i don't feel like i EARNED it.
>>83164652I didn't bother looking for the exact models we had (could still have?) here. It was just a quick image grab to show that I do remember them. Fairgrounds, blackpool and other seaside arcades had them.
>>83164667People still play that? Kinell. Was all the rage during the covid dark times when normies where suddenly upset about mental elf.
>>83164669aye fair enough. had a mad google/AI sesh just now, how do you even type into a computer 'the coin-operated mechanical horse race thing i lost 50p on when i was 9'?why can't technology access our memories???
>>83164686>how do you even type into a computer 'the coin-operated mechanical horse race thing i lost 50p on when i was 9'?Not sure, I'm too high for complex thoughts.
>>83164667Z should not be allowed
>>83164716Kentucky Derby
Plasterer is here and is super excited to leave the front door wide open
>>83164667I start every game with the same three words that use up most of the most common letters. Started doing it with Quordle because that's 4 or 8 words with only a few more guesses, now my brain is just wired to do such puzzles this way.I got the "solve-in6-words" Letterboxed in 2 words right quick today; feeling clever as sometimes I just don't get it at all. If they can do it in 2 then so must I, any more doesn't count.
>>83164739>"Bring all your equipment in as i'm shutting the door"Simples
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/mental%20elf/>Searching for posts that contain 'mental elf'. 446 results found.Cringe
Looks like 'elen dumped SSM. He's buying another PS5 and going on the FOBTs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU04EPavgEU
He's up and he's already seething about...?>banal video game postOkay then lol.
Fuck sake, finally getting a work capability assessment again (been waiting 2 years) \o/, but it's on the same day as my glaucoma appointment, potentially the same time (message has 1 massive typo, it says my appointment is at 03:30). Need to work out WTF is going on, desu.
>>83164778*Buys PS5* "You have 2.94 balance remaining in your account" I'm going to get him to buy a VR headset.
>>83164778Well the dark nights are coming, they are aren't they
>>83164794>Need to work out WTF is going on>it says my appointment is at 03:30You know exactly what is going on, your appointment is at half past 3, don't even pretend you're confused. Lazy fucking dosser
>>83164778Why does he keep buying PS5s knowing full well he doesn't like vidya?
>>83164832It could be 13:30. You angry faggot. It also says my local town AC. Is that air conditioning for my town? Obviously means UC, or does it, would it just say UC, not UC office?
>>83164858Because if he doesn't he will lose it all on the bookies. By buying gadgets he sort of 'saves' his money. Course he sells it later at a loss when he needs the money for food and essentials, but he still losses less than if he blew it all on gambling. He is someone who can't sit around with cash in his bank account. It's too tempting for him to gamble it.
me? i'm too autistic to understand what 'fraud' is.
>>83164860>It could be 13:30Get a grip
just watched the first anime episode of the 'magical (?) horse girls' anime.feels like a waste tbqh. fuck Japan and its uber-capitalist pop culture. now that anime is dead, do any countries produce GOOD animation? is there a treasure trove of Finnish animation or something?
it not right helen dump him
>>83164889Anything is possible in the realm of typos.
>>83164794Why so many scroungers in these threads? You know you can work, stop trying to pretend disabled. If you contributed to society maybe you wont have "mental health issues">>83164858Because this shitty government gives parasites like that money just for existing>but-but I smell like fish>but muh anxiety Work from home then
>>83164917Anything is an excuse in the realm of dossers
>>83164909Out of curiosity what anime do you consider good?
>>83164909Uma musume anime is known for the movie which is a masterpiece. Chainsaw man movie was also great. Anime still mogs all other modern media
>AAAAA the appointment said it was at half past 3 but if I pretend it's at half past 1 then I won't go>NOOOO what do you mean my benefits have been stopped how can this happen to MEEEE
>>83164929Cowboy BebopThe Dirty PairMacross ZeroWelcome to the NHK!and for balance i like all the classic Disney films, and The Secret of Kells.
Laura asmr is a goddess, first all-girl I fell in love with and I'm tempted to send her money. Feels bad man I'm gonna stop watching because this is unhealthy I dont need to be the next fag who blows their savings on an egirl
>>83164942So in your mind no good anime has been produced in nearly two decades? I dunno lad, when you said "now that anime is dead" it sort of implies a relatively recent thing, but I get the sense you just don't really like anime at a fundamental level. That's fine, but it seems odd that you're then complaining about the state of anime which is, objectively, perfectly fine right now.
Can't wait for the Day of the Sanction. Tick tock, dolemongs!
>>83164932>Uma musume anime is known for the movie which is a masterpiece.i just can't see it, lad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omUlQpujknEwhat the flying fuck is this?why is Mark Kermode talking about the anime film of a football anime series? as if it's a real film? i'm telling you guys, anime used to be about proper stuff, like robots and spaceships.
Dislike this advert immensly, will not be buying one of those TV's this Christmas purely because of the guy. Foul.
Any good blackdd Friday deals to buy with my PIP?
>>83164932>Anime still mogs all other modern mediaI can't, man.>All the young chicks in them are shrill whinerbabies>Japanese humour is weird and unfunny>Every character overexplains literally everythingI've chewed through dozens and I'm still trying to find one that doesn't make me want to switch it off.
>>83164909most anime is slop but there are a few gems, it is the same with most things
3rd spaffington for today x
>>83164613>>slop 6 is okay though. Not as good as slop 1 though corrr.fascinating
>>83164654>gay geordie playing video gamesfascinating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6LXnigdSYoCorr i'd let these beauties spy on me as wellNo wonder the white roastie MP's are seething so hard, they know full well they cannot compete against thight asian pussy
>>83164749>>Searching for posts that contain 'mental elf'. 446 results found.>Cringefascinating
Apu the Snowfrog was a jolly womfy soul
>>83164778>Looks like 'elen dumped SSM. He's buying another PS5 and going on the FOBTs.fascinating
>>83165020It's not even actual honeypots though, the big "spying case" that this stuff is about is based on MPs being retarded boomers who respond to obviously fake "headhunter" messages from LinkedIn accounts that don't even have a profile pic. It's just MPs being idiots.
>>83164806>*Buys PS5* "You have 2.94 balance remaining in your account" >I'm going to get him to buy a VR headset.fascinating
>>83164826>Well the dark nights are coming, they are aren't theyfascinating
>>83164832>You know exactly what is going on, your appointment is at half past 3, don't even pretend you're confused. Lazy fucking dosserHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83164858>Why does he keep buying PS5s knowing full well he doesn't like vidya?fascinating
>>83164883>Because if he doesn't he will lose it all on the bookies. By buying gadgets he sort of 'saves' his money. Course he sells it later at a loss when he needs the money for food and essentials, but he still losses less than if he blew it all on gambling. >He is someone who can't sit around with cash in his bank account. It's too tempting for him to gamble it.fascinating
Fascinating spastic up bright and early to start the day spamming the board because he's not got anything better to do with his god forsaken life. Worse than SSM imo.
>>83164946She deserves your money x
>>83164889>>It could be 13:30>Get a gripHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Didnt have good friends when I was a teenager. Really fucked me up tbqh.
>>83165060He's upset that he's been called out for dossing
>>83164912>it not right helen dump himfascinating
What is the best book you have ever read?
>>83164926>Anything is an excuse in the realm of dossersHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83164937>>AAAAA the appointment said it was at half past 3 but if I pretend it's at half past 1 then I won't go>>NOOOO what do you mean my benefits have been stopped how can this happen to MEEEEHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83165079Buddhist Scriptures - Translated by Edward Conze
All of this crap about helping men is meaningless and will result in no improvements anywhere to anyone because it is predicated on a faulty premise - that men and women are identical.>"I got menol elf because my wife nearly died in childbirth"This is a female problem. The way that it is assumed, totally uncritically and without reservation, that we can help men like this is by doing exactly the same thing we do for women: open up with your emotions, go to therapy, let it out mate just let it all out.Utter wank. Men are different than women and face totally (in some cases EXACTLY OPPOSITE) different problems and need totally different ways to deal with them. Alternatively we could try and deal with the root structural changes over the last 40 or so years that have caused these problems to be things to being with. Nah, none of that, we need Andy's Man Club and Men's Meno Elf adverts on the footie!
>>83164946>Laura asmr is a goddess, first all-girl I fell in love with and I'm tempted to send her money. Feels bad man I'm gonna stop watching because this is unhealthy I dont need to be the next fag who blows their savings on an egirlfascinating
Corr it snowed a lot last night here de lids. Off out for a trekkie brekkie now. It Thursday x
>>83164954>Can't wait for the Day of the Sanction. Tick tock, dolemongs!HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Steam machine seems a bit naff. Seems way too overpriced for its specs. It looks like it's slightly less performance than a modern console. What's the point?
>>83164977>Dislike this advert immensly, will not be buying one of those TV's this Christmas purely because of the guy. Foul.fascinating
white pussy for smelly brown imported rapists
>>83165000>3rd spaffington for today xfascinating
>>83164909Umamusume is brilliant. Loads of other good anime still being produced, just more slop is noticeable because so many season shows air in the west now. There was always slop.Anime casuals who don't even watch it that much love to complain about there being no good anime.
>>83165106Do you save any money? Sounds like all you do is buy takeaways, alcohol, drugsKek the government really pays degenerate neets to live like this
>>83165097We need assigned gfs. Watch mental health for men get solved over night. The 3rd worlders have it right with arranged marriages. Even the poorest worthless cunts over there get a wife.
>>83165097I idea is to change the struggles men deal with in manly ways which leads to hate and resilience and replace mens souls with feminine faggotry so the men are easily replaced by aggressive wogs.Punch a darkie.
>>83165060>Fascinating spastic up bright and early to start the day spamming the board because he's not got anything better to do with his god forsaken life. Worse than SSM imo.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ObIEBkssuUAmazing how these WW2 mines still work and shite
>>83165062>She deserves your money xfascinating
>>83165126Life's too short to save money.
>>83165071>He's upset that he's been called out for dossingHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83165071I don't think fascinating spastic is MSlad. Could be wrong though.
>>83165114>white pussy for smelly brown imported rapistsfascinating
>>83165149>starts after he gets called out>only replying to posts related to calling him out
>>83165126>Do you save any money? Sounds like all you do is buy takeaways, alcohol, drugs>Kek the government really pays degenerate neets to live like thisHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Even if you're a socialist Labour should be repellent to you because they practice the absolute dumbest type of socialism: welfare socialism, in which state resources are directed not into productive state investment, but instead allocating vast sums of money to economically inactive working age adults, people who pretend to have ADHD and triple locked pensioners.Just think about the priorities of the Labour rebels over the current budget, what exactly are they begging Reeves for? New infrastructure spending, more R&D spending, new energy infrastructure...? Nope, the Labour rebels have secured vital concessions such as: abolishing the child benefit cap!This is in contrast to something you might call industrial socialism which you see in China; massive spending on tangible productive investments like huge high speed rail networks, energy dominance and well-resourced scientific research.Yet all the senior figures in Labour seem to want to talk abut is welfare. They seem totally uninterested in having any sort of industrial strategy or any coherent vision for the economy.
>>83165149>I don't think fascinating spastic is MSlad. Could be wrong though.fascinating
>>83165162>>starts after he gets called out>>only replying to posts related to calling him outfascinating
most shocking thing about that China spying news clip was seeing the MP in a session of Parliament playing on her phone.imagine if, in previous generations, an MP suddenly just started reading a book.
>>83165106>it snowed a lot last night hereProof?
>Nearly 500 migrants a DAY sign up for benefits as amount claiming UC hits eye watering 1.3MILLIONYou work so a filthy brown subhuman can claim benefits in a country they weren't even farted out in and it lush x
Crossy loves snowy pictures
>>83165215Thanks Boris!
>>83165215We HAVE TO KEEP FUNDING THIS. We just need to, we must!
great news, it was a WCA appointment for UC, and I've managed to arange it for a later date, and swapped to a telephone appointment. A dossers wet dream, don't have to move anywhere, woohoo. It is at 9am though, might ring back and get a later 1, so as not to disturb muh beauty sleep.
>>83165215Actually I work so HHL can go on another spacker excursion
>>83165227Kill yourself desu desu
>>83165079Moby dick innit
>>83165198>most shocking thing about that China spying news clip was seeing the MP in a session of Parliament playing on her phone.>imagine if, in previous generations, an MP suddenly just started reading a book.fascinating
>>83165227>great news, it was a WCA appointment for UC, and I've managed to arange it for a later date, and swapped to a telephone appointment.>A dossers wet dream, don't have to move anywhere, woohoo. It is at 9am though, might ring back and get a later 1, so as not to disturb muh beauty sleep.fascinating
>>83165242>Actually I work so HHL can go on another spacker excursionHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83165216>Crossy loves snowy picturesfascinating
>>83165311>Kill yourself desu desuHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83165168Labour has never gone for the sort of industrial socialism you describe and they never will. Labour as a political group are very much focused on the 'needs' in a welfarist state, it's just who they are.
Lied in bed all day with my tablet gonna sleep in a hour. A bit too depressed to get up hopefully tomorrow better. x
>>83165377>Lied in bed all day with my tablet gonna sleep in a hour. A bit too depressed to get up hopefully tomorrow better. xfascinating
Looking forward to my wank tonight. Just gotta get through wage slaving first.
Sad lonely prick
>>83165311I was only being silly anon. My life is fugged, I'm not a dosser living the life of riley. Take comfort in the fact I'm struggling financially, physically, mentally and living in squalor.Feel better now chum?
done with work in 20, wanted to take a nap when i get home but the wife has other plans
>>83165403Find somewhere to hide in work, tell the missus you're working over, then have a nap before going home.
Had phone sex with the gf for the first time yesterday. Bit weird, neither of us are good at dirty talk. But I wanked and came while talking to her.
Change posting style, rattle out utter dog shit posts. >pwease reply I'm lonely
sobriety is very dull
What's a good way I can annoy the Russian escort?
Low key want to try crack
>>83165464https://voca.ro/150rLAbtZ19UIt means check yourself, fool (I hope).
>>83165407My ex-husband was a union painter at a nuke plant long time ago. He and his work buddy would fill 5 gallon buckets with beer and ice, haul it up into the isolated catwalks, then get drunk and take comfy naps for hours whilst getting paid.>fascinating>HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Just seen a robin trying to drink from this. Poor little bastard :(
>>83165579Replace it with fresh water.
>>83165582So that it just freezes again? Add some salt so it doesn't freeze over.
>>83165600Salt would make them dehydrated and need to drink more, and if a lot of birb baths are like that in the area it will be much worse.
>>83165600Would you drink salt water? Mong
R&R o'clockington almost X
just mix a little bit of de icer in with the water there lad, should be fine
Every MP should be forced live on air to answer the question: how many rapes and murders of British people are you willing to accept in order to maintain our asylum system?The centre left love talking about lying and dishonesty in politics, but people like Farage and Trump (like them or loathe them) are objectively more honest than they are. If they were being truly honest they'd say that individual British people being raped and murdered is an acceptable trade-off to increase illegal immigrant well-being in the aggregate.The thing that actually deranges political culture in the west is that libtards constantly dissimulate and lie to avoid posting the Sam bowman tweet (pic related) which they genuinely and unironically believe to be true but they know it's an incredibly unpopular thing to state.
>>83165579Put out some warm water. This way it won't freeze.
light a smol fire under the birdbath
>>83165582I gave them some fresh water. It should be hours before it freezes.
Just been Argos for a new hair dryer desu
Wait, this is actually facefucking my brain right now.Lads, how do little birds, or any other animal for that matter, get water when it's below freezing?
>>83165464>What's a good way I can annoy the Russian escort?HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83165689always some water dripping from somewhere i suppose even if most of it is frozen
>>83165600>So that it just freezes again? Add some salt so it doesn't freeze over.HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83165654>R&R o'clockington almost Xfascinating
>>83165689In the sun there will usually be little bits of water dripping off surfaces that they drink.
>>83165689>If water is frozen, it will cost birds a lot of body heat to melt. Therefore, what are some other ways birds themselves get water during the winter? Adult birds who primarily feed on seed are able to produce water internally through the process of cellular respiration. Water serves as a by-product, which is the breakdown of carbohydrates, fats, and proteins.>Additionally, adults will consume insects, which contain water. They will also feed insects to their chicks, which allows them to get water as well.>As a last resort, birds can get water from snow; however, melting snow inside the body uses energy. Birds can also get water from dripping icicles. If birds do manage to find a source of unfrozen water, they will gather in large groups and drink.https://blog.nature.org/2022/01/31/should-you-provide-birds-water-in-winter/
>>83165655That's insane, only a mad man would think of that. The thing anon has to do is, whittle some tiny cups out of wood and make some hot chocolate for the robins.
>anon in his back garden firing a jetwasher at passing birds
>>83165464I think you've already been annoying her.
>>83165686Yer a goodun, anon pal.
What are voters' favourite book genres?>Labour - self-help>Conservative - tie between current affair/politics and travel>Reform - horror>Lib Dem - literary fiction >Green - romance
Corr bit cold out de lats.
>>83165740>Corr bit cold out de lats.fascinating
>>83165740good, summer needs to stay fucked off this time
>>83165730The results are exactly what I expected.
>>83165552I did consider sending her an insult in Russian but she'd probably blacklist me among prozzies
>>83165745Nah, mild autumn is the best time. This Baltic weather needs to fuck off asap
>>83165752Why not convince the other prostitues that she's an undercover police officer.
>>83165752>I did consider sending her an insult in Russian but she'd probably blacklist me among prozziesHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Has he finally goneHmm
Sex havers please leave. Thanks.
>>83165849going to work anyway
Having a Guinness while waiting for me steak. Very womfy vibes in this pub. Oh aye.
>>83165894Please take a picture of the steak
Marks had blood test. Doctor needs to see him next Tuesday day before the budget to discuss ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdCvWWE2r8Y&t=409
Got 3 (three) plasterers in doing one roomStill taking them all dayThey just cannot be doing anything in there
>>83165752And this is why she was right to ignore you mate. What a creep. Serial killer vives on you.
>>83165917>helen broke up with him>heart issues>fish odour syndrome his whole life>lost his drivers license>would have worked all his life but nobody gave him a chanceIt not right. The world punish him.
>>83165941He deserves it. He's a lazy waster and a liar.
>>83165917>Marks had blood test. Doctor needs to see him next Tuesday day before the budget to discuss itfascinating
>>83165934>And this is why she was right to ignore you mate. What a creep. Serial killer vives on you.U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
>>83165941I don't think Helen broke up with him
>>83165941>>helen broke up with him>>heart issues>>fish odour syndrome his whole life>>lost his drivers license>>would have worked all his life but nobody gave him a chance>It not right. The world punish him.fascinating
>>83165967>I don't think Helen broke up with himfascinating
What's this about Helen breaking up with SSM
>>83165934Nah she's a cunt lad.
>>83165144>Life's too short to save money100 missed calls frm based department
You work so that HHL can eat a fancy steak
>>83166032I work so that I can eat a fancy steak whenever I want lad.
>>83166038>>83166038Cold edish x
>>83166032>You work so that HHL can eat a fancy steakHOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>>83166040>I work so that I can eat a fancy steak whenever I want lad.U BoDiEd tHaT FrEaK An sEnT ThEm fLyInG xD
>>83166059Fine, I'll finish the thread for us.
>>83165941That's karma for manipulating that mentality ill girl he was taking advantage of.
